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Subject: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 7:59 pm
Toilet paper.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/22/05 at 9:28 pm
YWN!! Imma punch you in da head!!! >:(
Brass Knuckles.
Beth
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 10:19 pm
That would be a mean thing to do to your long lost brother, Beth.
Double ply toilet paper.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/22/05 at 10:25 pm
Quadruple ply toilet paper
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 10:27 pm
INFINITY TIMES SIXTY FOUR PLY TOILET PAPER
Beat that.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/22/05 at 10:28 pm
INFINITY TIMES SIXTY FOUR PLY TOILET PAPER
Beat that.
How does one times an infinite number by 64? ???
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/22/05 at 10:35 pm
INFINITY TIMES SIXTY FOUR PLY TOILET PAPER
Beat that.
just wipe your ass with a log ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/22/05 at 10:39 pm
pants
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/22/05 at 10:42 pm
The internet
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/22/05 at 10:48 pm
http://www.socalsportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/5360.jpg
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/22/05 at 10:51 pm
http://www.socalsportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/5360.jpg
Chapped lips jiminy?
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/22/05 at 10:53 pm
Chapped lips jiminy?
something like that  ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 11:04 pm
Jiminy, you are the master of the innuendo. I've found that double entendres are hilarious, especially when coming from the mouth of a child. For instance, here's a gem from when my younger brother was playing with a deck of cards....
"I'm playing with myself! Wow, I have a great hand!"
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/22/05 at 11:18 pm
Jiminy, you are the master of the innuendo. I've found that double entendres are hilarious, especially when coming from the mouth of a child. For instance, here's a gem from when my younger brother was playing with a deck of cards....
"I'm playing with myself! Wow, I have a great hand!"
;D ;D
I was driving with my kids one day and the sun was in our eyes and my daughter said, "Mommy the sun is coming in my eye!" ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/22/05 at 11:30 pm
About six weeks ago in the Youth Volunteer Program, this twelve year old boy (also in the program) is playing pool with me and he says, "I bet my stick is longer than yours."
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/22/05 at 11:35 pm
About six weeks ago in the Youth Volunteer Program, this twelve year old boy (also in the program) is playing pool with me and he says, "I bet my stick is longer than yours."
;D :D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/23/05 at 12:25 am
All the stuff from "McGyver" :)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Magnum,PI {2} on 08/23/05 at 10:24 am
computers
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 4:18 pm
http://www.socalsportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/5360.jpg
pretty useful,I'd say. ;)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 4:19 pm
pretty useful,I'd say. ;)
proving you don't have to spend a lot of money ;)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 4:22 pm
Duct tape: the handyman's secret weapon. ;)
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-99.jpg
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 4:24 pm
http://www.socalsportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/5360.jpg
...I'm gonna leave it alone
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 4:25 pm
Duct tape: the handyman's secret weapon. ;)
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-99.jpg
A spatula would be handy for those fried eggs. :P
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 4:29 pm
Duct tape: the handyman's secret weapon. ;)
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-99.jpg
do you think it will tear her nipples off if you pull hard?  :o
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/23/05 at 4:47 pm
Well, thank you for corrupting my innocent fourteen year old mind. I'm calling the cops again.
(Seriously though, I've seen it without the duct tape; I was corrupted a long time ago)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 4:48 pm
do you think it will tear her nipples off if you pull hard?  :o
Let me do it ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: chaka on 08/23/05 at 4:55 pm
^ouch :o ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 5:06 pm
A paste of BAking soda and vinegar
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Paul on 08/23/05 at 6:26 pm
A paste of BAking soda and vinegar
Essential for 'erupting volcano' models!
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: NullandVoid on 08/23/05 at 6:36 pm
Essential for 'erupting volcano' models!
or soothing insect bites
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/24/05 at 1:07 am
Wheels.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:08 pm
http://www.explainplease.com/todayinnews/300px-RolledUpCondom.jpg
pretty useful ;D ;)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:11 pm
http://www.explainplease.com/todayinnews/300px-RolledUpCondom.jpg
pretty useful ;D ;)
rubber hat?
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:42 pm
rubber hat?
rubber glove ::)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:50 pm
rubber glove ::)
need 5 for each finger :P
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:51 pm
need 5 for each finger  :P
I have 5 fingers
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:54 pm
I have 5 fingers
have you ever tried putting a rubber on your head? ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/24/05 at 8:41 pm
The Swiss Army Knife.
http://www.wenger-knife.ch/htdocs/images/Pictures/surdoue.jpg
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/24/05 at 8:42 pm
Swiss Army Toilet Paper.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/24/05 at 11:19 pm
Swiss cremes.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: rich1981 on 08/25/05 at 1:24 am
Swiss cheese ;D.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/25/05 at 1:30 am
The Swiss in general.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:22 pm
have you ever tried putting a rubber on your head? ;D
I thought Howie Mandel used to do that. ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:23 pm
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1902_01.JPG
most definitely useful. ;)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:26 pm
most definitely useful. ;)
Now you just need some.......
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:28 pm
Now you just need some.......
lube is good,Thanks Jacks. ;)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:30 pm
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1902_01.JPG
most definitely useful. ;)
Look how big her mouth is. ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:39 pm
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1902_01.JPG
most definitely useful. ;)
so that's what your bedroom looks like ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:43 pm
I wonder what that is between her legs. (not the outlet)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:44 pm
so that's what your bedroom looks like ;D
that doll was in my closet
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:45 pm
I wonder what that is between her legs. (not the outlet)
you figure it out,you're a girl. ::)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:46 pm
I wonder what that is between her legs. (not the outlet)
strap on?
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:47 pm
strap on?
the roast beef between her legs,for christ sakes. >:(
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 3:48 pm
the roast beef between her legs,for christ sakes. >:(
No, not her junk. The black thing.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:49 pm
the roast beef between her legs,for christ sakes. >:(
does she have one of them rubber duck noise makers in her @ss so when you use her you hear a noise?
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:50 pm
does she have one of them rubber duck noise makers in her @ss so when you use her you hear a noise?
could be the blow up mechanism when you have to blow her up,the nozzle.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:52 pm
could be the blow up mechanism when you have to blow her up,the nozzle.
what flavour is her nozzle? ::)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:52 pm
what flavour is her nozzle?  ::)
Why are you asking me that? ??? ::)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 3:55 pm
Why are you asking me that? ??? ::)
she never gets a headache... but you do after blowing her up :D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:57 pm
she never gets a headache... but you do after blowing her up :D
I also get out of breath
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/25/05 at 4:00 pm
I also get out of breath
<------You can borrow my stormtrooper, he'll be more than glad to blow her up. (Plus, as you can plainly see, he never gets tired!)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 4:00 pm
I also get out of breath
just blow her half way up and fold her over ;)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 4:01 pm
just blow her half way up and fold her over ;)
I tried and I deflated her ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 4:02 pm
I tried and I deflated her ;D
was that loud hissing noise you or the doll? ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 4:03 pm
was that loud hissing noise you or the doll? ;D
It was the doll,she was ripped open
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 4:07 pm
It was the doll,she was ripped open
yeah, blame the doll  ;D
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/26/05 at 3:19 pm
yeah, blame the doll  ;D
I'll blame the doll all I want
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/26/05 at 3:24 pm
That poor doll can't get any action. She'll probably develop tennis elbow too.
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: YWN on 08/26/05 at 3:26 pm
This would be an appropriate place to play "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day. Looks like everyone here "walks alone". ::)
Subject: Re: useful things
Written By: Howard on 08/26/05 at 3:27 pm
That poor doll can't get any action. She'll probably develop tennis elbow too.
She never got any action to begin with. ;D