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Subject: anyone remember...

Written By: kairi747 on 11/08/04 at 12:27 pm

a novelty song.  some lyrics -

"if texas told what arkansas, then what did tennessee?  if you can answer that one you're a better man than me."
"if wyoming started roaming, would montana care?"

anyone know who sang it?

Subject: Re: anyone remember...

Written By: bj26 on 11/08/04 at 1:58 pm

I vaguely recall a song by Perry Como called Waht did Delaware Do or something like that, maybe it had all that state stuff in it.

Subject: Re: anyone remember...

Written By: kairi747 on 11/10/04 at 8:08 am

thanks for trying, but that's not the one!  anyone else??  :P

Subject: Re: anyone remember...

Written By: saver on 11/29/04 at 3:07 pm

Try reaching Dr. Demento on line, he knows LOADS of those songs....I had a song once called 'Bimbo' and he knew all about it!

He should have an address on line.

Subject: Re: anyone remember...

Written By: kairi747 on 12/04/04 at 10:04 am

Thanks!  I'll try that!  ;D

Subject: Re: anyone remember...

Written By: brentles on 12/20/04 at 5:33 am

If Texas Told What Arkan-saw Then What Did Tennes-see

If Miss-issippi got New Jersey's, what would Dela-ware?
And if Wyomin' started roamin' would Montana care?
If Texas told what Arkan-saw then what did Tennes-see?
If you can answer that one, you're a better man than me.

Who knows the answer to this mystery?
If Texas told what Arkan-saw then what did Tennes-see?

If Okla- ain't a Homa, tell me where has Ore-gon
If Minne-sote a dress then would Virginia put it on?
If Carolina went to China, where would Georgia stay?
If Washing- is a Ton, just how much does Ioway?

Who knows the answer to this mystery?
If Texas told what Arkan-saw then what did Tennes-see?

If there were no potatoes, tell me what would Ida-ho?
If Kansas loaned New York a dollar, who would O-hi-o?
If Utah bothered Alabam, then who would Illinois?
Has South Dakota ever wrote an island in Hawaii?

Who knows the answer to this mystery?
If Texas told what Arkan-saw then what did Tennes-see?

If Florida would plant the seed, would Conneta-cut the grass?
Would Mary-land a fellar, if she went to Boston, Mass?
And how could Massa Chew-it with a broken upper plate?
Do you give up or would you like to try for 48?

Who knows the answer to this mystery?
If Texas told what Arkan-saw then what did Tennes-see

by lonzo and oscar with their winston county pee pickers

Subject: Re: anyone remember...

Written By: kairi747 on 12/21/04 at 3:43 pm

Wow!  Thanks!  Very impressive! :D

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