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Subject: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/05/05 at 8:14 pm

I notice everyone must have their own "ask me" thread, just ask your question in this tread and you can get multiple answers, one of the ladies should start an "Ask the gals anything" thread

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/05/05 at 8:24 pm


Wow... this is bound to get some terrifying and completely differing results.

Woman: Why do men have to be so inconsiderate? Why can't they just be compassionate?

Jiminy: *posts photoshop of Howard's face on Hitler*

Howard: Robin's a pain in my A-S-S. SEX!!!

Apricot: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.

Me: Well, it all started when some pirates got drunk at a bar....

Alcoholica: I was one of those pirates, I remember.

::)

I got a good idea for Howard cooking... Can ya smell what I got cooking?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/05/05 at 8:25 pm

who liked my
Bring a thread back from the dead
game?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/05/05 at 8:37 pm

I'd love to see this get off the ground.. I think it'd look exactly how you put it.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/05/05 at 8:46 pm

guys and girls can ask questions here

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/05/05 at 8:55 pm

Yeah.. Where's Beth?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ADH13 on 04/06/05 at 12:28 am



Ok guys.. have you ever been with two women at the same time?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 2:17 am


Ok guys.. have you ever been with two women at the same time?


Bobby: Not physically, lol.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 5:58 am


XD Oh yeah, loads of times. Walking through the halls, I'd be with 3, 4, maybe even 5 women at a time. I don't think there is a time when I'm not with more than one woman.

... Oh, wait, that's not what you mean? I'm sorry, my innocent 15-year-old mind cannot comprehend what you're talking about.  ::)


We'll try not to corrupt your fragile little mind.  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: danootaandme on 04/06/05 at 6:10 am

ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 6:15 am


ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)


Bobby: Interesting question, Danoota, lol, and the honest answer is I don't know. There is something primitively instinctive inside us men that makes us go mad when we see them and something I personally can't explain. It's like woman's fascination with purses and shoes . . . ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: danootaandme on 04/06/05 at 6:24 am


It's like woman's fascination with purses and shoes . . . ;D


Actually I would equate it more with our fascination with strong(yet loving) arms.  But we tend
to be much more discreet when we are looking. Guys seem to just go so obviously trance like.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 6:26 am


Actually I would equate it more with our fascination with strong(yet loving) arms.  But we tend
to be much more discreet when we are looking. Guys seem to just go so obviously trance like.


Really? Well I never knew that. I suppose that signifies strength and protectiveness. Hmmm! I think I'm going to have to do some weights or something.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 6:30 am

anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: danootaandme on 04/06/05 at 6:32 am


anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D


OK, I'm asking

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: danootaandme on 04/06/05 at 6:34 am


Really? Well I never knew that. I suppose that signifies strength and protectiveness. Hmmm! I think I'm going to have to do some weights or something.  ;D


I think you are right there. There are some fems that may deny it(the protectiveness part), they'd be fibbing. That whole arm flexing thing just does it for us. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 6:38 am


anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D

we usually don't have to ask  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 6:39 am


I think you are right there. There are some fems that may deny it(the protectiveness part), they'd be fibbing. That whole arm flexing thing just does it for us. ;)


Tee hee. Thanks for your candour, Danoota.  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:04 am


anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D


Well, Howard. My girlfriend suggests you should do us all a favour and give Robin a good seeing to.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: robocop.. on 04/06/05 at 7:08 am

why did you call me robocock ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:14 am


why did you call me robocock ;D


What kind of fantasy world are you living in, sonny Jim?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Gis on 04/06/05 at 7:20 am


we tend to be much more discreet when we are looking. Guys seem to just go so obviously trance like.
That's because they are such simple creatures............ ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: robocop.. on 04/06/05 at 7:21 am

i live in the moon with the voices :D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/06/05 at 7:38 am


ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)


Breasts are awesome, however, 'swinging sweater puppies' is by far a nicer term.

It's cus, no matter how hard a guy trys he can't really get his own..

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/06/05 at 7:42 am


Because they're... pretty? Why do you think that artists paint women in the nude all the time? 'CAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY!


TRUE!

Much as i love the little feller.. he ain't exactly.. well.. i'm happy he isn't on my chest.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 8:05 am

breastest are the bestest  ;D
Y might put up a strong argument though ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:07 am

ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


LOL


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/06/05 at 11:08 am


ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


LOL


Nope.

Never found another bloke attractive.

Course, most women wouldn't find my mates attractive  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 11:10 am


ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


LOL


Erin :)

i got kicked in the balls once, that was a painfull male crush  ;D
do you really think any guy would admit having homosexual thought?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:12 am


i got kicked in the balls once, that was a painfull male crush  ;D
do you really think any guy would admit having homosexual thought?  ;D



i don't know what the big deal about it is really...I mean.. girls admit to thinking women are attractive all the time...and I am not asking if you guys have physically done anything with another guy...just wondering if you have ever had any guy that you found to be attractive..etc.


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 11:13 am

what the hell is clam-tomato juice? ???
it doesn't taste to bad 
;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:15 am

ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 11:15 am



i don't know what the big deal about it is really...I mean.. girls admit to thinking women are attractive all the time...and I am not asking if you guys have physically done anything with another guy...just wondering if you have ever had any guy that you found to be attractive..etc.


Erin :)
I've never been attracted to a guy but there are guys who I can look at and know that they are popular with the ladies

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: robocop.. on 04/06/05 at 11:15 am

i had a crush on Bobby once ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:16 am


I've never been attracted to a guy but there are guys who I can look at and know that they are popular with the ladies



ok cool..that's fair enough!

LOL ;D

Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 11:17 am


ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)
describe kinky
lets just say I have stories that would make Howard blush   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/06/05 at 11:18 am


ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)


Never Say Never.

Says it all really..

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Gis on 04/06/05 at 11:18 am



It's cus, no matter how hard a guy trys he can't really get his own..
Oh Believe me they can and it is NOT attractive !?!

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/06/05 at 11:20 am


Oh Believe me they can and it is NOT attractive !?!


He He He.. well yeah we can sort of.. but it takes a lot of effort

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:20 am


describe kinky
lets just say I have stories that would make Howard blush   ;D



i imagine you do jimmy....

gotta love those sordid skeletons in the closets..LOL!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/06/05 at 11:26 am

Are you an @ss man or a t!t man?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 11:28 am


Are you an @ss man or a t!t man?
someplace in between   :D ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/06/05 at 12:06 pm


someplace in between   :D ;D


Y, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 12:13 pm


Y, I have no idea what you are talking about.
::)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/06/05 at 2:13 pm


ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


Well, that Philip Eno's pretty hot..

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/06/05 at 2:26 pm


Well, that Philip Eno's pretty hot..
In what way?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/06/05 at 2:28 pm


Yeah... and women can lift up their shirts, and it's beautiful. If men pull down their pants, it's like... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can't run naked. Bouncing male genitalia is... HIGHLY disturbing. Women, on the other hand... well, if they weren't too big, to the point where it would hurt... not a lot of people would mind.

Us men are so ugly.  :\'(


Well.. we can run naked.. it's just she complains

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/06/05 at 2:30 pm


Yeah... and women can lift up their shirts, and it's beautiful. If men pull down their pants, it's like... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can't run naked. Bouncing male genitalia is... HIGHLY disturbing. Women, on the other hand... well, if they weren't too big, to the point where it would hurt... not a lot of people would mind.

Us men are so ugly.  :\'(


I'd have to agree with you.  

Men look great as long as they've got the package covered.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 4:59 pm


ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)


I like playing the bongos on Robin's breasts.They also remind me of 2 soft pillows ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/06/05 at 5:03 pm

Dude, did you ever stop to think a job might be good for you? I can't think of what it'll hurt. Sounds like she has the right idea.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 5:04 pm


Are you an @ss man or a t!t man?



I'm a bush man ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 5:05 pm


Dude, did you ever stop to think a job might be good for you? I can't think of what it'll hurt. Sounds like she has the right idea.


getting a job in a porno shop? But,that's gonna look funny on my resume.What's gonna happen when the next employer sees that? He's gonna laugh himself silly ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 5:07 pm


ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)


I've never really tried a kinky act before but I'm willing to try sooner or later ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: danootaandme on 04/06/05 at 5:40 pm

Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.  ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 5:42 pm


Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.   ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?



sometimes I do Danoota. But,love is more important :)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: danootaandme on 04/06/05 at 5:54 pm



sometimes I do Danoota. But,love is more important :)


Your a good man Howard, you know what counts ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/06/05 at 6:11 pm


Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.  ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?



I also learned, never date anyone prettier than yourself.  ;) ;D





Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 6:24 pm

I guess you will all call me Shallow Hal, but my girlfriend is 25  ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/06/05 at 6:37 pm



I also learned, never date anyone prettier than yourself. ;) ;D


Cat


Uh oh, I'm in trouble. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/06/05 at 6:42 pm


No, you're safe, it only applies to women dating "prettier" men ;) Not that you're a bad looking guy :)


"Prettier" men in what sense?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/05 at 6:44 pm

Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/06/05 at 6:46 pm


Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D



Thats a really cruddy question. Sex always makes things akward.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/05 at 6:50 pm

It's just a hypothetical question, Alex. We'd probably be rejected anyway if they knew us better. ;D
Thats a really cruddy question. Sex always makes things akward.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 6:51 pm


Thats a really cruddy question. Sex always makes things akward.

it's nice to see you are not liberal on every subject   ;D
I kid, I kid

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Paul on 04/06/05 at 6:54 pm


Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D



Anyone who doesn't mind the odd 'cramp' interruption...!

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/05 at 6:56 pm

Okay, I'll tone the question down for our virgins here. Which one of them would you like to date?  :-*
it's nice to see you are not liberal on every subject   ;D
I kid, I kid

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:06 pm


Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.   ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?


I have a girlfriend that is older than me by 4 years, Danoota. However, I am not averse to a spot of milf hunting.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:07 pm


Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D


A question I honestly wish I could answer, Indy, LMAO!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/05 at 7:12 pm

I hope the girls aren't TOO mad at me. I haven't gotten one reply on their thread. :-\\
A question I honestly wish I could answer, Indy, LMAO!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 7:17 pm


I hope the girls aren't TOO mad at me. I haven't gotten one reply on their thread. :-\\

I think Bobby is keeping them all busy   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: gemini61 on 04/06/05 at 7:18 pm

Question: Why do you never ask for directions? And why will you never stop on a long trip for wife/kids/girlfriend (pick one)  to take a potty break!  ??? 

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/06/05 at 7:29 pm


I don't know, buff, nice skin, I guess your "typically handsome" man.  If you're a rather plain looking woman, it's a PITA to be with a guy like that.


Question:  Why do you always have to be right?  Why do you always have to have the last word?  And, what do you have against strong women?


I don't. I don't. I don't have anything against them..I think. What is your definition of a strong woman?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:33 pm


heeeheee, hubby calls me his milf ;D


What's the age gap between you two? The older woman fantasy usually starts at school in front of the teacher. I have never got passed that stage and fancying mature women is something I take pride in these days.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:35 pm


Question: Why do you never ask for directions? And why will you never stop on a long trip for wife/kids/girlfriend (pick one)  to take a potty break!  ??? 


Men have linear thinking that's why Gemini. It's the same thing with men not reading instruction manuals. It's simply the idea that they feel they don't need help and will do it their way in the most 'efficient' time possible.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:36 pm


Question:  Why do you always have to be right?  Why do you always have to have the last word?  And, what do you have against strong women?


Probably power issues involved there, Crazymom, lol. Most men, if they are truthful, are turned on by strong women.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 7:37 pm


Men have linear thinking that's why Gemini. It's the same thing with men not reading instruction manuals. It's simply the idea that they feel they don't need help and will do it their way in the most 'efficient' time possible.  ;D

you ever notice when you have to assemble something, that you always end up with spare parts?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: gemini61 on 04/06/05 at 7:38 pm


Men have linear thinking that's why Gemini. It's the same thing with men not reading instruction manuals. It's simply the idea that they feel they don't need help and will do it their way in the most 'efficient' time possible.  ;D

Yea, that's true. You guys don't read instruction manuals either, or look at maps.  Sure would save alot of time if you guys would just ask us in the first place!   ;D  ;)   

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Icy on 04/06/05 at 7:40 pm


Question:  Why do you always have to be right?  Why do you always have to have the last word?  And, what do you have against strong women?


Because I am.

Because I won, and I earned the right.

Because all women scare the crap out of me, and any being manlier then me is somewhat of a turn-off.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:40 pm


you ever notice when you have to assemble something, that you always end up with spare parts?


Exactly. I assembled a book case with the inside of the case facing the back. I felt a right plonker when my girlfriend sorted it out for me.  :-[  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:40 pm


Yea, that's true. You guys don't read instruction manuals either, or look at maps.  Sure would save alot of time if you guys would just ask us in the first place!   ;D   ;)   


You're probably right, oh fountain of knowledge.  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: gemini61 on 04/06/05 at 7:42 pm


You're probably right, oh fountain of knowledge.  ;)  ;D

Oh sorry, it's a woman thing.  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 7:45 pm


Oh sorry, it's a woman thing.  ;)


Oh! An Electric Light Orchestra moment . . .

"It's a woman thing . . . "

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/06/05 at 8:05 pm


Well, he's actually 7 years older than me, but we've had parents of our kids' friends tell us that their sons have a crush on me....then at a Cub Scout thing, I helped a boy from another pack do something and he gave me a shoulder massage :)


Woo hoo. Getting them while they're young, Crazymom.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/06/05 at 8:08 pm


Woo hoo. Getting them while they're young, Crazymom.  ;D


HEYHEYHEY! They got laws, ya know!  >:(  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Bobby on 04/07/05 at 3:16 am


Just call me Mrs. Robinson ;D


. . . Are you trying to seduce me? LOL!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: whitewolf on 04/07/05 at 7:23 am

ok guys, Why are men so insecure if they think theirs is small?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 7:25 am


I helped a boy from another pack do something and he gave me a shoulder massage


Yeah.. he was tough but i managed to track him down and beat him up.

Put him in a trash can.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 7:26 am


ok guys, Why are men so insecure if they think theirs is small?


We're not, we just like to be told it isn't

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: MooRocca on 04/07/05 at 9:04 am

Ok, I have one:

If you discovered the secret to being irresistable to women, but it would mean becoming a laughingstock and outcast with "the guys,"  would you choose impressing the women or impressing the guys?



Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 9:07 am


Ok, I have one:

If you discovered the secret to being irresistable to women, but it would mean becoming a laughingstock and outcast with "the guys,"  would you choose impressing the women or impressing the guys?


I doubt 'The Guys' could satisfy me in the same way..

However, what you possibly fail to realise here, is that any guy who does well with the Ladies is secretly hated by all men anyway.. thus nothing would really change  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 2:15 pm

Why do men take a newspaper into the bathroom and stay in there for 10 - 30 minutes?

Does it really take you that long to go or are you just enjoying some quiet time?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 2:17 pm


Why do men take a newspaper into the bathroom and stay in there for 10 - 30 minutes?

Does it really take you that long to go or are you just enjoying some quiet time?


He he... it's non-woman time.

However, do you ever hear the pages turning?

I'll leave you to ponder what we really get up to..

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 2:18 pm


He he... it's non-woman time.

However, do you ever hear the pages turning?

I'll leave you to ponder what we really get up to..


;D  Well I try not to listen.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 2:23 pm


With a newspaper ???  That's why there are "magazines" in OUR bathroom ::)


LOL!

Damp Cloth.

Why do you think we all really want high Pressure showers as well  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:24 pm


I guess you will all call me Shallow Hal, but my girlfriend is 25  ::)



Robin's the same age as your girlfriend is. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:25 pm


Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D




crazymom? :o

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:29 pm


Why do men take a newspaper into the bathroom and stay in there for 10 - 30 minutes?

Does it really take you that long to go or are you just enjoying some quiet time?




Hey,it's none of your business what we do in our bathrooms.
We do Men stuff.We pee,poop & masturbate ;D
That's what you do in a bathroom. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 2:31 pm


With a newspaper ???  That's why there are "magazines" in OUR bathroom ::)


I'm not talking about spanking it. ;D  I intentionally left magazines out of the question because I knew it would be taken that way.  

You all know what I really mean.http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/moonsmilie.gif

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:34 pm

Us men just love our magazines ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ADH13 on 04/07/05 at 2:42 pm



Do you frown or smile when you're having an orgasm?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:43 pm



Do you frown or smile when you're having an orgasm?



Sorry.never had an orgasm before. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 2:45 pm


Why do men take a newspaper into the bathroom and stay in there for 10 - 30 minutes?

Does it really take you that long to go or are you just enjoying some quiet time?


I don't use a newspaper, I tend to get newsprint all over myself  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 2:46 pm


I don't use a newspaper, I tend to get newsprint all over myself  :D


Hey, if you can wash windows with it. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:46 pm


I don't use a newspaper, I tend to get newsprint all over myself  :D


white newsprint? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:47 pm


Hey, if you can wash windows with it. ;)


mine can't even stretch to wash windows Jacks. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ADH13 on 04/07/05 at 2:48 pm



Sorry.never had an orgasm before. ;D


ROBIN!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP THIS POOR SOUL!  >:(

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 2:49 pm


ROBIN!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP THIS POOR SOUL!  >:(

she is blackmailing him  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:50 pm


ROBIN!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP THIS POOR SOUL!  >:(


I'll talk to her tonight. ;D
I am not a poor soul ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:51 pm


she is blackmailing him  :D



one of her requirements is that I obtain a full time job then I can get to 3rd base with her. >:(

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 2:51 pm


ROBIN!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP THIS POOR SOUL!  >:(


Hey, he's got a hand. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:52 pm


Hey, he's got a hand. ;D



She's got 2 hands and a mouth ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 2:52 pm



one of her requirements is that I obtain a full time job then I can get to 3rd base with her. >:(

so 2nd base with no job?   ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ADH13 on 04/07/05 at 2:52 pm

Howard, you should give Jiminy her phone number...  he could have a little talk with her... ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 2:53 pm


Hey, he's got a hand. ;D

so he does have a job, he's a handyman  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 2:54 pm


so he does have a job, he's a handyman  ;)


See Howard, jiminy can be your reference.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:55 pm


so 2nd base with no job?   ;)


2nd base is actually getting to know her body what her smells,textures and how her body reacts and so on and so forth.
3rd base is getting naked.That won't happen any time soon. :(

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:56 pm


Howard, you should give Jiminy her phone number...  he could have a little talk with her... ;D



No.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/07/05 at 2:56 pm

oh....I knew I shouldn't have come in here.....

I dug my own grave


*eye twitch*



~Beth

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 2:57 pm


2nd base is actually getting to know her body what her smells,textures and how her body reacts and so on and so forth.
3rd base is getting naked.That won't happen any time soon. :(

her smells?... I suggest no Mexican food   ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:57 pm


oh....I knew I shouldn't have come in here.....

I dug my own grave


*eye twitch*



~Beth


Why what's wrong? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/07/05 at 2:57 pm


oh....I knew I shouldn't have come in here.....

I dug my own grave


*eye twitch*


Allow me to help you with said graves..

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 2:58 pm


her smells?... I suggest no Mexican food   ::)


her feminine smells.You know,up there,down there and in between.
you get the point. ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:04 pm


her feminine smells.You know,up there,down there and in between.
you get the point. ::)

I kid, I kid

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:22 pm

where did everyone go?  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 3:22 pm

Boy, this place has gotten quiet. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/07/05 at 3:23 pm

Chucky let loose his inner sassy black chick, so people are trying to tone these threads down, I guess. Or they just left.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:24 pm

a sudden mass brain freeze  ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Apricot on 04/07/05 at 3:25 pm

Naw, I bet this could go on nonstop for a looooong time. Unless Chucky lets Shaneequah loose on y'all again.  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:25 pm


a sudden mass brain freeze  ::)


or something else of that matter

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 3:28 pm

I am just cowering under my desk

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:29 pm

lightning struck... again   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:31 pm


lightning struck... again   ;D


;D That's funny.lightning struck twice in the same place ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 3:31 pm

;D ;D ;D  We are like children who just got in trouble.  

Hey Howard, test the waters for us. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:32 pm


;D ;D ;D  We are like children who just got in trouble.  

Hey Howard, test the waters for us. ;)

don't tell him that, he might have to pee   :D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:33 pm


;D ;D ;D  We are like children who just got in trouble.  

Hey Howard, test the waters for us. ;)


It's kind of warm. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:33 pm


don't tell him that, he might have to pee   :D


I actually have to pee.BRB. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/05 at 3:34 pm


I actually have to pee.BRB. ;D
Is that on the wrong thead?

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 3:34 pm


I actually have to pee.BRB. ;D


As he runs to the gotta pee thread.

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:37 pm


Is that on the wrong thead?



It doesn't matter which thread it was on. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the guys anything

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/07/05 at 3:38 pm

yeah folks, this one is a little out of hand too.  I'm locking it.  Restart it and try and leave the sex talk out please.

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