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Subject: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 04/19/06 at 9:01 am

Ask me really wacky things like, "Why do animals have COATS of fur?" and I'll respond with a wacky answer, "Because they couldn't afford a fur jacket"


Anyway, ASK AWAY!

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: lorac614 on 04/19/06 at 11:21 am

What do call a flying turtle?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/06 at 3:58 pm

Why does Ripp make such whacky threads?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 04/20/06 at 9:19 am

Lorac: It's called a Flurtle, because the people who created the flying turtles did not have any imagination for names and just called it a flurtle, or sometimes a Turlying.
DominEl: I make wacky threads because the sky will turn green in about an hour and birds fly backwards, really, you just don't know it, and flats aren't flat. Life has a meaning but we'll find out when we reach heaven. Death isn't the end. Everyone has a secret and even the richest person does common things. That's why.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 05/21/06 at 11:03 am

Ask me more questions! Come on!!!!! :D

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 05/22/06 at 5:30 pm

Is Ripp the Queen of Stupid Fruit Loops?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Apricot on 05/22/06 at 7:57 pm

My daddy died with a needle in his arm?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/23/06 at 5:25 am

Are you the Man on the Moon?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/23/06 at 5:30 am

Which car won the most in The Wacky Races?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/23/06 at 5:32 am

In the Smurfs, who was Vanity Smurf's closet boyfriend?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: karen on 05/23/06 at 7:30 am

Do you know if you've been Tangoed?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Paul on 05/23/06 at 5:01 pm

Why does a hen lay eggs?








































(Because it doesn't lay bacon...sorry, answered my own question!)

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Bobby on 05/23/06 at 5:09 pm

Why is it that when I go to the toilet I have the fervent desire to read something?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 05/31/06 at 3:50 pm

Donnie: Yes, I am the Queen of Stupid Fruit Loops.
Tubeway: No, silly! Your daddy died with a pink bobble in his eye!
Trimac: That's George Bush. He went up there because he had no bacon. He thought when the moon looked red it was made of bacon.
Karen: ...well, obviously, no, because...well, you were just tangoed yourself.
Paul: I am not going to answer that.
Bobby: Because when you go to the toilet, little signals are sent up to your brain telling it, it should inconvenience you by making you want to read something. I suggest that no matter how desperate you are, you should, before you go to the toilet, read a page of a book, or better still take one up (make sure it's interesting!) and lay it down on the floor, open, so you can look round and read it.
Trimac: Vanity Smurf's closest boyfriend was Closet Smurf. He had lots of fashionable clothes and thats why Vanity thought he was called Closet.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/06 at 3:54 pm

What is a Jart?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 05/31/06 at 3:56 pm

Is Ripp a wacky name?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 06/01/06 at 7:40 am

A jart is a backwards traj, and yes.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Apricot on 06/01/06 at 8:21 pm

A Man on Fire, a Naked Man, and a man in a longcoat with a gray hat smoking a cigarette are in a room with 3 walls. The man on fire says "From dust you came, to dust you will return.".. the naked man begins to weep. The gray man leaves and a pale man jumps from behind the door and stabs the reflection of himself across the room and says "A vengenace I'd never known."... the man on fire growls, but finds himself affixed to a chain. The mirror shatters and the pale man pours himself a glass of water. He chokes on the water and falls to the ground. The man on fire does not help him. The naked man hangs himself. The gray man returns and collects one object from each person. What does he collect?

There IS a correct answer to this.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: lorac61469 on 06/03/06 at 5:11 pm

if the instructions on a mircowave meal says to rotate half way thru and my mircowave has a turntable thingy, do I still need to rotate it?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 06/04/06 at 9:53 am

Tubeway: Er...the rope the naked guy hung from, the chain, and the glass?
Lorac: Probably.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Apricot on 06/04/06 at 11:11 am


Tubeway: Er...the rope the naked guy hung from, the chain, and the glass?


Oh, you couldn't POSSIBLY be more wrong!

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 06/07/06 at 10:46 am

Yes I could.
The purple monkey dishwasher from Naked Guy, a big mousemat, and a cheesecake. Mmm cheesecake.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 07/22/06 at 9:51 am

No, it is actually a cake. It is thicker than a pie, and all that, and plus I don't much like cheesy pie but i like cheesecake so there.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 6:18 pm


What is a Jart?

the commonly misspelled word "Fart" now go Ripp one off  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/06 at 1:24 am


the commonly misspelled word "Fart" now go Ripp one off  ;)
Did the darts when thrown make a similar noise?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: mugg on 07/23/06 at 10:25 pm


Did the darts when thrown make a similar noise?

pull my finger and i'll let you know

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 08/08/06 at 1:58 pm

Darts actually make a sharp crackling noise and then sound like they're paper in the wind when thrown.
Possibly if you eat all your strawberry and apricot jelly!

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/08/06 at 4:27 pm

How wacky are you?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/08/06 at 4:29 pm

What is KLUNKS occupation in Wacky Races?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/08/06 at 4:30 pm


What is KLUNKS occupation in Wacky Races?




You mean,the cartoon?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/08/06 at 4:32 pm




You mean,the cartoon?


yes, the character who used to make those funny grimacing faces and sounds

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/08/06 at 4:33 pm


yes, the character who used to make those funny grimacing faces and sounds



The Dog? ???

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/08/06 at 5:04 pm

Why do they call taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/08/06 at 6:11 pm


Why do they call taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?


or making a dump

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/09/06 at 4:05 am



The Dog? ???


NO. The human in the flying jacket!

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Johnny_D on 08/09/06 at 10:12 am

If a mandrill driving a Porsche ran as an independent on the clam-dip ticket, how may signatures would it require to be authorized to ride a bobsled through Al Gore's bathroom?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/09/06 at 4:27 pm

Do you like Wacky packages?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 08/10/06 at 9:34 am

1. I'm very wacky.
2. To get rid of the other people racing so he can win - a cheater. And Ballroom Dancer.
3. They call it taking a dump because they ate cheese, now leave me alone ----------------- j/k
4. It depends on how many penguins were on board the HMS Harmony at the time, within the realms of Heronland, considering the possibility of roadside fabric shops with cars parked inside them. If this amount is 31, then the amount of signatures needed would be 98.
5. No.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/10/06 at 2:07 pm

http://mefi.filmgoerjuan.com/images/busheeshler.jpg



Is this wacky enough?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/11/06 at 1:37 pm

These questions are piling up

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/06 at 1:39 pm

What is the oldest wine in private hands that remains undrunk?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/11/06 at 2:17 pm

Where is the wackiest place on earth?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/11/06 at 2:17 pm


These questions are piling up




I know...Where is she when you need her? ???

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/06 at 2:19 pm


These questions are piling up
Why not ask me on my own Aak Me Thread?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/11/06 at 2:19 pm


Why not ask me on my own Aak Me Thread?


ask you about wacky stuff?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/06 at 2:21 pm


ask you about wacky stuff?
I will have a shot at answering them.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/11/06 at 3:58 pm


I will have a shot at answering them.



Ok very well then

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/06 at 4:02 pm



Ok very well then
No one ask me any yet

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/12/06 at 6:46 am

How wacky is Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 08/19/06 at 7:50 am

Howard: No way near being wacky enough.
Philip: ...Red Wine.
Howard: Germany or the local chippy.
Howard: I don't think he's wacky really, just a little cuckoo.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/20/06 at 7:01 am

Who's the most wackiest people you've bumped into?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: DJ Midas on 08/23/06 at 12:16 pm

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/23/06 at 2:35 pm

Who's the most wackiest on this board?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/06 at 5:43 am

If you eat natural food, will you still die from natural causes?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 2:05 pm

How wacky is Bellevue?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Johnny_D on 09/09/06 at 9:05 am

When three-fifths of the glomulates of Zyree are surgically implanted in Paris Hilton's right elbow, how will Scooby Doo?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 10/29/06 at 9:18 am

Howard: An annoying old lady at the shops.
DJ Midas: 47.
Howard: MEEEEEEEE!
Philip Eno: Maybe if the cheese is not.
Howard: Bellevue is 3/5s wacky, 2/5s drunk on whisky.
Johnny D: Scooby Doo da doo be noo la a boo ga voodoo le roodu nu.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/06 at 9:19 am



Philip Eno: Maybe if the cheese is not.

But how natural can cheese be?

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 12/22/06 at 5:49 pm

Philip: Milk in a cheese-shaped mould.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 12/23/06 at 6:48 am

How wacky is wacky? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/06 at 5:20 pm


Philip: Milk in a cheese-shaped mould.
Oh yes!

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: saver on 03/10/07 at 4:49 pm

Do you know why......

How come Nabisco Sugar wafers are NEVER ON SALE!?????

If you know this then you'll know the answer possibly to my next question regarding them but answer this first!

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Howard on 03/11/07 at 7:32 am


Do you know why......

How come Nabisco Sugar wafers are NEVER ON SALE!?????

If you know this then you'll know the answer possibly to my next question regarding them but answer this first!


Maybe because supermarkets are waiting for a specific time to put them on sale.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Ripp on 12/29/07 at 7:19 pm

Howard: Waffles.
Saver: They are stolen by sugar-high fangirls of anime and they are then pelted at anime-haters.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Midas on 01/10/08 at 12:02 pm

Do you have any wacky tobaccy? :D

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/10/08 at 12:23 pm

You know what? Nabisco "Lorna Doone" cookies are never on sale either!  And they're like $4 a box...so it's probably good that they're not because I'd buy them (and subsequently eat the entire box myself) a lot more often.

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: apollonia1986 on 01/15/08 at 7:27 pm

Let's see, wacky questions:

--What color is an earthworm's blood? (if he has blood)
--Do you think it's weird that President Lincoln had a secretery named Kennedy and President Kennedy has a secretery named Lincoln?
--If Michael Jackson Moonwalked on the Moon, would it still be Moonwalking, or regular walking?  ;D

Were those wacky enough? LOL.  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask Me Wacky Stuff!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/14/08 at 5:02 pm

Please could I ask if it's possible for a human to cough louder than a jet engine??

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