Ask me questions. I'll give you answers. They may not be right or make a lot of sense, but they'll be answers by God!! But please, don't post too many at once. Try and limit yourself man! Geez!

.. Well, go on. Ask me something. And, er... I'll.. probably.. make something up!

Nu!

Nu!


That's an exclamation and not a question! Questions end with a question mark, which looks like this: "?"

Drink coke, try again.

Okay, Fine!


Do you love Gackt, smartass?!

Okay, Fine!


Do you love Gackt, smartass?!


Well, not literally...

I like his music a lot...

He's feminine enough to be hot...

Are you in love with one Jessica L. Turner..?

Are you in love with one Jessica L. Turner..?


... Deep philisophical discussions rising...

Okay, here goes:

The concept most people call "love" simply doesn't exist..

Screw it, this isn't the place for my philisophical crap.

Short answer: No. Long answer: But I wish I was.

Short answer: No. Long answer: But I wish I was.



Aww, that's kinda of... oddly sweet. http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

Aww, that's kinda of... oddly sweet. http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif


It came off the top of my head, so it must be true... Even if I'm wondering why I wrote it now!  ;D

(SkITZophrenik :D :D)

It came off the top of my head, so it must be true... Even if I'm wondering why I wrote it now!  ;D

(SkITZophrenik :D :D)



Yeah, I don't quite understand it, but when I first read it, I thought "Awwwww".

Yeah, I don't quite understand it, but when I first read it, I thought "Awwwww".


Well, you know what I believe... That "love" is a figament of people's imaginations. And like most things in life, it can only lead to sadness. And who wants that?

If there was one person that you could place a stick of dynamite up his/her ass...who would it be, and why?

If there was one person that you could place a stick of dynamite up his/her ass...who would it be, and why?


Um... I'd have to think long and hard about that one! ...Just one, you say? Well, I wouldn't want to waste it on just anyone...

(Knowing me I'd probably just randomly pull someone off the street!)

What's the difference between a Rocky Mountain High and an ordinary high?  Is there something in the stuff?

Who put yo granny in the grannyhouse?

Where is Tamara?

Why does getting hungry for dinner at 8:00 and going to the theater make you a tramp? I have to have a serious talk with Frank Sinatra.

Should I eat the pickle or spaghetti?

Why does getting hungry for dinner at 8:00 and going to the theater make you a tramp? I have to have a serious talk with Frank Sinatra.


Getting hungry for dinner at 8:00 (a.m.?) and going to the theater (does it have a picket fence around it?) does not make you a tramp. Having the name MidKnightDarkness makes you a tramp.


Should I eat the pickle or spaghetti?


Both. But first, pretend to strangle yourself with the spaghetti in Calvin & Hobbes fashion. And then eat both. And then everything will be fine.

edit: dude,i wouldn't be messing with pickles if i were you...they're-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/metaphysicalanomaly/pickles.gif


Where is Tamara?


In the attic, with the knife.


Who put yo granny in the grannyhouse?


yo momma! (ooooooooooooooo HE TOLD'D YOUZ!)

.. in other news,

http://static.flickr.com/42/123914178_6bbf80b62b_o.jpg


What's the difference between a Rocky Mountain High and an ordinary high?  Is there something in the stuff?


yes, a rocky mtn. high contains higher quality hash.

Getting hungry for dinner at 8:00 (a.m.?) and going to the theater (does it have a picket fence around it?) does not make you a tramp. Having the name MidKnightDarkness makes you a tramp.



You die tonight.




( ;D That was pretty good, though. I think this is the first time I've been insulted by you. Way to go.)

Getting hungry for dinner at 8:00 (a.m.?) and going to the theater (does it have a picket fence around it?) does not make you a tramp. Having the name MidKnightDarkness makes you a tramp.

daaaaaaag.

so....

george burns really WAS god, wasn't he?

JohnDenver, you'd BETTER be going to Jessi's graduation party tonight. I swear to God!



And no, that wasn't a question. It was a command. And you'll listen if you know what's good for you.

You die tonight.




( ;D That was pretty good, though. I think this is the first time I've been insulted by you. Way to go.)


that's not a question! ;)


daaaaaaag.

so....

george burns really WAS god, wasn't he?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/86/Georgeburns-85.jpg/190px-Georgeburns-85.jpg = http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/anegrey/final%20selections/4.%20god%20on%20tornado.jpg

... yes, yes i see your point...


JohnDenver, you'd BETTER be going to Jessi's graduation party tonight. I swear to God!



And no, that wasn't a question. It was a command. And you'll listen if you know what's good for you.


:o i didn't read this until it was too late. i tried, but not hard enough, apparently. *makes a mad dash for the bulletproof vest* dammit, woman! do you know how heavy this thing is???

can you fly an airplane?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/metaphysicalanomaly/Mugg_big.jpg

can you fly an airplane?


hey, do we have to bring that up? anyone can be flying a plane drunk and run out of fuel  ::)

Denver can you play an electric guitar in the fashion of Phil Lynott?

Denver can you play an electric guitar in the fashion of Phil Lynott?


no, i'm not in the Hendrix-style, anyway. but damn, that dude could play! (Lynott and Hendrix both)

Okay, I'm here, use yer damn symbol.

Um. My question is.. WTF?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/metaphysicalanomaly/RFace.jpg

Okay, I'm here, use yer damn symbol.

Um. My question is.. WTF?


obviously you are a red-and-yellow striped clown!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/metaphysicalanomaly/RFace.jpg
obviously you are a red-and-yellow striped clown!!!




.... ;D


That was so incredibly stupid that it's funny. And I can't get over how real it looks..! =P

In fact, here's a little example of what my face looked like, as I read that post...

















http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/cat_wtf.jpg

this is a disturbing trend that is bothering me, so i hired my main man Hulk to tell it to you straight:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/metaphysicalanomaly/hulk_post.jpg

okay.

why did your music suck so bad?
are you ever gonna be in another "oh god" movie? i loved those.
did you ever wanna kick kris kristofferson's ass? how bout michael murphy? they were all up in your turf, yo.

JohnDenver, why are you so gay?

okay.

why did your music suck so bad?
are you ever gonna be in another "oh god" movie? i loved those.
did you ever wanna kick kris kristofferson's ass? how bout michael murphy? they were all up in your turf, yo.


because it was country.

let me let you in on a little secret: i'm not the *real* John Denver. i'm a clone. and i don't look that much like John Denver. but MidKnightDarkness (a.k.a. MKD, or "Mickey D") thinks that i do.

THREE QUESTIONS??? okay, i'm sending my homies to get their nines now...


JohnDenver, why are you so gay?


You just wish I was!

because it was country.

let me let you in on a little secret: i'm not the *real* John Denver. i'm a clone. and i don't look that much like John Denver. but MidKnightDarkness (a.k.a. MKD, or "Mickey D") thinks that i do.



Yanno what? That's it. *Goes into kitchen to get picture of "Ed" (Again, don't ask =)..)*

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/JOHNDENVER.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002WZT4S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

You look like him! >=O

(Okay, so that's a bad picture to compare with. But, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL TAKE A BETTER ONE..!)


P.S. Where the feck is your clay, JohnDenver..?

Yanno what? That's it. *Goes into kitchen to get picture of "Ed" (Again, don't ask =)..)*

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/JOHNDENVER.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002WZT4S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

You look like him! >=O

(Okay, so that's a bad picture to compare with. But, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL TAKE A BETTER ONE..!)


P.S. Where the feck is your clay, JohnDenver..?


Haha, JohnDenver looks like John Denver!

And yes, where is the clay?

um, okay, are you going to want me to try and look like that pic of John Denver? because there is no way i'm wearing those glasses! (unless you bribe me with, um, a Yoda action figure or soemthing!  ;D  :D)

um, okay, are you going to want me to try and look like that pic of John Denver?


Yes. Off with your shirt..! >=O

repeat after me: Yoda. action. figure.

then we'lll talk.  ;D

attaboy john, playin' hardball! i like it. all the rest of us on this site are male sluts.

attaboy john, playin' hardball! i like it. all the rest of us on this site are male sluts.


It's true, we are.

attaboy john, playin' hardball! i like it. all the rest of us on this site are male sluts.

It's true, we are.


it's a career choice, i understand.  ::)