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Subject: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 9:59 pm

Well?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 9:59 pm

How about tonight?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/06 at 10:00 pm

Is Rice Cube nice to have sex with?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:01 pm


How about tonight?


Hey! Keep it fairly clean, people!

you know it.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:02 pm


Is Rice Cube nice to have sex with?


You are so getting applause for being ballsy enough to ask that. ;D

And yes, sometimes.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Apricot on 07/18/06 at 10:07 pm

What is this 'sex' of which you speak? Isn't it some sort of reed instrument?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:09 pm


What is this 'sex' of which you speak? Isn't it some sort of reed instrument?


Well....you can blow it.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:14 pm

Would you do it in a moat?  Would you do it on a boat?
Would you do it here or there?  Would you do it everywhere?
Would you do it in this house?  Would you do computer mouse?
Would you with some jelly jam?  Would you, could you, Jess-I-Am?

:D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:15 pm


Would you do it in a moat?  Would you do it on a boat?
Would you do it here or there?  Would you do it everywhere?
Would you do it in this house?  Would you do computer mouse?
Would you with some jelly jam?  Would you, could you, Jess-I-Am?

:D


1. yes
2. I have
3. I have
4. I have
5. I have
6. That's just weird
7. So is that.
8. I have.

HA!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:17 pm

Instead of cigarettes, we should have cookies.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:20 pm


Instead of cigarettes, we should have cookies.


Kinky.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Lifesunfair on 07/18/06 at 10:26 pm

Is sex technical in your eyes?  The Penis enters the vagina by definition or do you view oral sex and anal sex as sex as well?

Is a girl who gives head and recieves anal sex and getting ate out, still telling the truth when she says she's saving herself for marriage?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/18/06 at 10:29 pm

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Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:33 pm


Is sex technical in your eyes?  The Penis enters the vagina by definition or do you view oral sex and anal sex as sex as well?

Is a girl who gives head and recieves anal sex and getting ate out, still telling the truth when she says she's saving herself for marriage?


1. No, it isn't technical. There are a lot of emotions that come into play. And yes, I do consider oral and anal actual sex acts.

2. To me, she isn't. But to her future husband, it can mean something else.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/18/06 at 10:33 pm

Will I ever score?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/06 at 10:35 pm


Will I ever score?


No. >:-}D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:35 pm


Will I ever score?


Make sure you aim for the corner...the goalie has no chance.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:35 pm


Will I ever score?


No Beavis, you won't. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/18/06 at 10:37 pm


No Beavis, you won't. ;D


;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 10:48 pm

what's it like, having satan inside?

hard to compete with, i'm guessing.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:49 pm


what's it like, having satan inside?

hard to compete with, i'm guessing.


Satan is asleep right now, but when he's awake, he doesn't like me hugging his mama :P

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 10:53 pm


Satan is asleep right now, but when he's awake, he doesn't like me hugging his mama :P
my ex in college used to say something similar when her two-year-old daughter stumbled in on us.

"don't mind her. she doesn't like it when you poke at mommy."

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:56 pm


what's it like, having satan inside?

hard to compete with, i'm guessing.


Yeah, with that pitchfork and all.


Satan is asleep right now, but when he's awake, he doesn't like me hugging his mama :P


He's not Satan. He's the spawn of Satan. Guess what that makes you? ;D


my ex in college used to say something similar when her two-year-old daughter stumbled in on us.

"don't mind her. she doesn't like it when you poke at mommy."


BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 11:00 pm


He's not Satan. He's the spawn of Satan. Guess what that makes you? ;D



Uh...Satan's husband?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/06 at 11:01 pm

What the Christ? What the Devil?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:03 pm


Uh...Satan's husband?


No, Beelzebub.


What the Christ? What the Devil?


Kinky.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 11:05 pm

Well, I guess then I have a devil put aside for ye...

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:07 pm


Well, I guess then I have a devil put aside for ye...
  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 11:20 pm


Well, I guess then I have a devil put aside for ye...
http://www.little-devil.de/daemong.jpg

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:25 pm


http://www.little-devil.de/daemong.jpg


OMG! That's the devil I want tattoed on my ankle! Minus the sneakers, of course. ;D

I want to put my son's name under it.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 11:26 pm

Jason wears sneakers sometimes.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 11:27 pm


OMG! That's the devil I want tattoed on my ankle! Minus the sneakers, of course. ;D

I want to put my son's name under it.
small world.

well, small underworld.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:42 pm


small world.

well, small underworld.


Not so small when we're all crammed in there. Because I know I'm not going to heaven if such a place exists.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/goodnevil.gif

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: JohnDenver on 07/19/06 at 8:15 am

Does "sex" really exist? Or is it a hoax?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/19/06 at 10:00 am


Does "sex" really exist? Or is it a hoax?


It does for the people who are lucky enough to get it.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/19/06 at 10:01 am


It does for the people who are lucky enough to get it.  ;D


apparently it can make mens toes curl

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/19/06 at 10:07 am


apparently it can make mens toes curl


Ha! I heard a reference to that in a song...

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/19/06 at 10:23 am

Wasn't sex just invented by Satan to distract goodly folk from the fact pro-creation is not supposed to be fun, but strictly a duty to be fruitful and spread thy seed throughout the earth? ;-)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/19/06 at 10:24 am


Wasn't sex just invented by Satan to distract goodly folk from the fact pro-creation is not supposed to be fun, but strictly a duty to be fruitful and spread thy seed throughout the earth? ;-)


No, I'm pretty sure God invented it because he wants us to have tons of fun.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/19/06 at 10:28 am


Wasn't sex just invented by Satan to distract goodly folk from the fact pro-creation is not supposed to be fun, but strictly a duty to be fruitful and spread thy seed throughout the earth? ;-)


Well let's all thank Satan if it's true. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: DJ Midas on 07/19/06 at 10:23 pm

So, did Rice thank Satan last night? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/19/06 at 10:48 pm

Do you think that it's possible to have one horrible sex experience (it hurt the first time, etc.) and then give up sex for the rest of one's life?


Because sex doesn't appeal to everyone in the world, you know.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Lifesunfair on 07/19/06 at 10:49 pm

If you find this question offensive please move on to the next and ignore it.

Is sex really more enjoyable after a woman is pregnant? Or is that just a dirty little rumor?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/19/06 at 11:07 pm


So, did Rice thank Satan last night? ;D


No, but I was praying a lot. ;D


Do you think that it's possible to have one horrible sex experience (it hurt the first time, etc.) and then give up sex for the rest of one's life?


Because sex doesn't appeal to everyone in the world, you know.


I think it is possible. For the longest time I was afraid of sex because of the molestation I endured and how young I was when I lost my actual virginity. But a few(!) men taught me that it could be enjoyable. However, this doesn't apply to everyone. Many men and women are traumatized by past events and cannot fully enjoy sex anymore.


If you find this question offensive please move on to the next and ignore it.

Is sex really more enjoyable after a woman is pregnant? Or is that just a dirty little rumor?


I'm not easily offended or else I wouldn't have started this topic. ;)
I don't know....I thought the experience was highly different while I was pregnant...in a good way. And as long as I wasn't tired, I was usually....ummm....in the mood. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 3:11 pm

Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/20/06 at 4:19 pm


Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?


Maybe she's really into safe sex. 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/20/06 at 4:22 pm

Does size really matter?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Paul on 07/20/06 at 4:40 pm


Does size really matter?


It had better not do...

...or I'll be in shtook!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 4:59 pm


Maybe she's really into safe sex. 


That could be the case

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 5:22 pm


Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?


She might be a virgin, she might not be on the pill, she might not want to have sex in her parents' house (I know I couldn't).......why don't you ask her.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/20/06 at 6:41 pm


Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?


You probably have to dry hump because she wants to wait for sex.


Does size really matter?


Ah, the most famous question of all. To me, it doesn't. There are lots of ways to be gratified if the man is too well endowed (and yes, that can happen!), or if he is too small. But I guess it's a different answer for everyone.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 7:10 pm


Ah, the most famous question of all. To me, it doesn't. There are lots of ways to be gratified if the man is too well endowed (and yes, that can happen!), or if he is too small. But I guess it's a different answer for everyone.



Girth is more important than length, honestly.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/20/06 at 9:12 pm

Hmm...

Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/20/06 at 9:12 pm


Hmm...

Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?




I have a friend who is like that. He is gay, has lived with a partner for like 10 years...and he has never, engaged in that...and is perfectly happy. :)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/20/06 at 9:14 pm


Hmm...

Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?



Well, I'm "open-minded" and I don't like sex period, so I think we'll be okay.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/20/06 at 9:18 pm


Hmm...

Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?



That's cool, anal sex is gross.  :)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/20/06 at 9:26 pm


That's cool, anal sex is gross.  :)


Well, not necessarily. It can be quite stimulating, apparently, it's just a particular taste. Thanks Quirk!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/20/06 at 9:29 pm


Well, not necessarily. It can be quite stimulating, apparently, it's just a particular taste. Thanks Quirk!


I think it's gross, but there's nothing wrong with it :) Regular sex is pretty gross too ;)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/20/06 at 9:34 pm


Regular sex is pretty gross too ;)


It is, Donnie! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/20/06 at 9:34 pm


I think it's gross, but there's nothing wrong with it :) Regular sex is pretty gross too ;)


All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/20/06 at 9:41 pm


All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.


It lets out feelings of aggression in men. All sex is gross. You're sticking your parts into other people's parts.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 9:42 pm


Hmm...

Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?




Then top, don't bottom.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 9:44 pm


All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.



I've never done it myself, but I know women who have and they say it gives them more intense orgasms than vaginal sex. 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/20/06 at 10:14 pm


I've never done it myself, but I know women who have and they say it gives them more intense orgasms than vaginal sex. 


More power to them. I did it once, and believe me, once was enough. Blergh. :P

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: lorac61469 on 07/20/06 at 10:24 pm


All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.


And how would you know it isn't pleasurable for a woman?  If your reasoning is true then why don't you like it, you've got a prostrate gland.

Some people like it and some don't...prostrate or not.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 12:34 am


And how would you know it isn't pleasurable for a woman?  If your reasoning is true then why don't you like it, you've got a prostrate gland.

Some people like it and some don't...prostrate or not.




I've heard it from women. It probably depends on the person, though, so I was making too much of a blanket statement no doubt, all apologies...and its prostate, not "prostrate."

The reason I don't think I'd like anal sex is that I'd find it sort of demeaning and unsexy. For something to be sexy, I need to see the person's face.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 1:13 am


I've heard it from women. It probably depends on the person, though, so I was making too much of a blanket statement no doubt, all apologies...and its prostate, not "prostrate."

The reason I don't think I'd like anal sex is that I'd find it sort of demeaning and unsexy. For something to be sexy, I need to see the person's face.



Gay men can do anal facing the other person.  The guy bottoming would lay on his back instead of in the doggie position. 




I've seen A LOT of gay porn.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 1:28 am



Gay men can do anal facing the other person.  The guy bottoming would lay on his back instead of in the doggie position. 




I've seen A LOT of gay porn.  ;D


I've seen that too  ;D.

It's probably not that comfortable...some guys who are really skilled at it can move it like a woman moves her vagina for maximum pleasure.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 1:39 am


I've seen that too  ;D.

It's probably not that comfortable...some guys who are really skilled at it can move it like a woman moves her vagina for maximum pleasure.




I don't know......they seem to be enjoying it.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 1:42 am




I don't know......they seem to be enjoying it.


Probably I should try anal before I bash it. There's also the way where you lie head-to-toe, in opposite directions, one partner on top of another, on a couch.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 1:48 am


Probably I should try anal before I bash it. There's also the way where you lie head-to-toe, in opposite directions, one partner on top of another, on a couch.



Go to sex-project.com if you want information/tips on anal.  If you're with a partner who's done it before, that might be of help to you.  And if you don't like it, you can always top.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 3:24 am

sex is the best painkiller.
women can raise their IQ with every orgasm that they experience.
Sex is a very good for the strengthening of the immune system
a bed is the best equipment for physical exercises
Good quality sex produces a spiritually elevating effect
an act of making love ends with the ultimate tranquillizing effect of relaxation

sex can be a beautiful highly pleasurable event,  at least that's what I hear  8)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Paul on 07/21/06 at 6:53 am


sex is the best painkiller.


However, it doesn't apply to 'headaches'... ;)

an act of making love ends with the ultimate tranquillizing effect of relaxation


I'm certain I've read that this 'tranquilising effect' is more stronger in males, which is why we want to go straight to sleep afterward...

'Yes dear, I love youzzz...zz...zzz'

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 9:29 am

Let's talk about sex bay-by, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be....

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 9:30 am



'Yes dear, I love youzzz...zz...zzz'


Hee hee...

Sex is so good even the neighbors have to light up afterwards :D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:34 am

Is it just me or did this thread get pretty explicit down there? :o

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 10:36 am

it's not just you. although it was dr. ruth style explicit.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:40 am


it's not just you. although it was dr. ruth style explicit.



Well, I've heard worse in Frank Zappa songs... :P

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 10:43 am

well sure. but frank zappa songs are often unbelievably filthy.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:47 am


well sure. but frank zappa songs are often unbelievably filthy.



Such as...?

Stuff like "Keep it greasey, so it'll go down easy"!?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 10:48 am



Such as...?

Stuff like "Keep it greasey, so it'll go down easy"!?
catholic girls?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:52 am


catholic girls?


Ah, great song...

Father Reiley's a fairey, but it do... nevermind.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: karen on 07/21/06 at 10:57 am


it's not just you. although it was dr. ruth style explicit.


Yes, I thought it was more educational than titillating

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:00 am




However, it doesn't apply to 'headaches'... ;)

I'm certain I've read that this 'tranquilising effect' is more stronger in males, which is why we want to go straight to sleep afterward...

'Yes dear, I love youzzz...zz...zzz'
;D  ;D  ah yes, the sudden headache, mysterious & pops up at the most crucial time.
as for tranquilizing, true mostly in men, but now instead of sleep I wanna get back to posting at inthe00s right afterward.....

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: karen on 07/21/06 at 11:02 am


;D  ;D  ah yes, the sudden headache, mysterious & pops up at the most crucial time.
as for tranquilizing, true mostly in men, but now instead of sleep I wanna get back to posting at inthe00s right afterward.....


And that's the sign of a true addict!!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 11:04 am


And that's the sign of a true addict!!


Yes, a bit scary.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:11 am


And that's the sign of a true addict!!
that sure says a lot about the allure & magnetism of this place. Lives have been changed, households turned upside down/relationships strained. sleep sacrificed for the sake of a post

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: lorac61469 on 07/21/06 at 11:15 am


and its prostate, not "prostrate."



Gee, thanks for correcting me.  ::)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 11:52 am

Well, if you think about it, "prostrate" gland kinda fits too :D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 12:00 pm


that sure says a lot about the allure & magnetism of this place. Lives have been changed, households turned upside down/relationships strained. sleep sacrificed for the sake of a post


The magnetic pull of inthe00s seems to be pretty weak for me at the moment...  :-\\. But yes, I think some of the things which have been discussed in this thread may have overstepped the boundaries just a tad.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 12:11 pm


All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.


Women should get to return the favour once in awhile. If you're a guy who likes 'back-door action' and your partner came home one day with a (dare I say it?) Dildo wanting to try something a little different, then you shouldn't complain one bit.  :D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 12:19 pm


Women should get to return the favour once in awhile. If you're a guy who likes 'back-door action' and your partner came home one day with a (dare I say it?) Dildo wanting to try something a little different, then you shouldn't complain one bit.  :D
it's sort of a forbidden fruit & it reminds me of a led Zeppelin album  "In Through the Out Door"   

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 1:06 pm


it's sort of a forbidden fruit & it reminds me of a led Zeppelin album  "In Through the Out Door"   


Lol, I like that. 'In through the out door.'  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 1:07 pm


Lol, I like that. 'In through the out door.'  ;D


Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door'  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 1:35 pm


Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door'  ;)
a likely story.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:22 pm


She might be a virgin, she might not be on the pill, she might not want to have sex in her parents' house (I know I couldn't).......why don't you ask her.




She told me months ago that she wants to lose her virginity till after she gets married.It just wouldn't be right to have sex in your Parent's house,It's just innapropriate to do so on Her Parent's couch cause It's their house and they pay the bills so my best bet is to either get a room or wait till we get married.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/21/06 at 2:23 pm


Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door'  ;)


Ha! That made me laugh.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:25 pm

Is oral sex considered part of losing your virginity? ???

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 2:34 pm


Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door'  ;)
;D  ;D  ;D 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:36 pm

Why is it better to lose your virginity till after marriage? ???

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 3:04 pm


Why is it better to lose your virginity till after marriage? ???
i dunno, it's supposed to have something to do with morals, or something.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 3:54 pm


Is oral sex considered part of losing your virginity? ???



For a woman to lose her virginity, she has to have penetrative sex.  So if she goes down on you, she's still a virgin.....but she's sexually active.  A man loses his virginity by having penetrative sex for the first time.  If he goes down on her, he's still a virgin.....but sexually active.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 4:24 pm



For a woman to lose her virginity, she has to have penetrative sex.  So if she goes down on you, she's still a virgin.....but she's sexually active.  A man loses his virginity by having penetrative sex with a woman for the first time.  If he goes down on her, he's still a virgin.....but sexually active.


She once told me that she's a-sexual.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 5:20 pm


Why is it better to lose your virginity till after marriage? ???


Sex changes things. Makes you more posessive about your partner... You should wait until you're sure you'll be together for at least a long time, hence, the marriage thing.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 5:34 pm


Sex changes things. Makes you more posessive about your partner... You should wait until you're sure you'll be together for at least a long time, hence, the marriage thing.
indeed, well said young Doms, one should do those things before they totally ravage the one they love 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 5:39 pm


Sex changes things. Makes you more posessive about your partner... You should wait until you're sure you'll be together for at least a long time, hence, the marriage thing.



Neither of the two boyfriends I've had that I slept with were ever going to be marriage prospects.  I believe you should wait until you feel you are ready to accept the consequences that come with having sex AND you are in love with the person and want to do this with them.  You shouldn't have to wait until you find someone worth marrying. 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 7:11 pm


Gee, thanks for correcting me.  ::)




Lordy! Sorry to offend you about my misconceptions about anal sex.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: lorac61469 on 07/21/06 at 7:33 pm


Lordy! Sorry to offend you about my misconceptions about anal sex.


Man, I was just joking around.  I can't spell worth a damn, I used spell check but since it happens to be a real word it went though.  Just playing.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 7:42 pm


But yes, I think some of the things which have been discussed in this thread may have overstepped the boundaries just a tad.


Whatever. It's a SEX thread, for cripes sake. Unless someone gets into morally perverse stuff, anything goes. :P

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:46 pm

I like cats...

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Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 10:47 pm


I like cats...


Long or short haired?

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Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:48 pm


Long or short haired?


I like the hairless kind sometimes, but the haired ones are fun to pet :)

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Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 10:49 pm


I like the hairless kind sometimes, but the haired ones are fun to pet :)


Dyed?

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Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:52 pm

I like cats with natural fur colors.

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Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 10:54 pm


I like cats with natural fur colors.


Meow.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:56 pm

I like chicken
I like liver
Meow mix meow mix
Please deliver

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/21/06 at 10:57 pm

WhoaMG, BLATANT INNUENDO?!?!1

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:59 pm


WhoaMG, BLATANT INNUENDO?!?!1


ZOMFG roXXorz my b0x0rzz!!!111!!11one!111!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/21/06 at 11:00 pm


ZOMFG roXXorz my b0x0rzz!!!111!!11one!111!




LOLOMGWTFSTFUBBQ!!!11

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 11:01 pm




LOLOMGWTFSTFUBBQ!!!11


I am the w1n!!1!1!!!  UNC pwned D00k!!11!1!!!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: deadrockstar on 07/21/06 at 11:07 pm

http://daily.greencine.com/archives/boyle-kahn-frankenstein.jpg

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Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 11:09 pm

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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:39 pm


I like cats with natural fur colors.
whoa, hold the phone chuck!  I just had an apostrophe'


Meow.
are you guys in the same house on different computers talking to each other?  :o

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/21/06 at 11:43 pm


are you guys in the same house on different computers talking to each other?   :o



Haha, well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one who has been wondering the same thing!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:58 pm



Haha, well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one who has been wondering the same thing!
you saw that too huh  ???  LMAO    ;D  ,    no effn'g way, they can't be, it's not fair plus when they talk naughty to each other, they can.........  whoa, hold the phone Chuck!  Rice is a bloody genius.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/notworthy.gif

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 2:10 am


Man, I was just joking around.  I can't spell worth a damn, I used spell check but since it happens to be a real word it went though.  Just playing.


Sorry  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/22/06 at 4:50 am

Can you lose your virginity by having anal sex?  ;D

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Written By: Jessica on 07/22/06 at 9:21 am


you saw that too huh   ???   LMAO    ;D  ,    no effn'g way, they can't be, it's not fair plus when they talk naughty to each other, they can.........  whoa, hold the phone Chuck!  Rice is a bloody genius.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/notworthy.gif


Actually, we were in the same ROOM. ;D

In all honesty, we sometimes play around like that because it brings back fond memories of when we first met on here in 2002. But yeah, we could probably say the naughty stuff offline. Then again, this is the sex topic. ;)


Can you lose your virginity by having anal sex?  ;D


If you don't have a kitty, yes. :D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 11:55 am


Can you lose your virginity by having anal sex?  ;D



If you're a gay man, yes. 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/22/06 at 12:00 pm



If you're a gay man, yes. 


What if you've only received and not given?  :-X

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 12:35 pm


Actually, we were in the same ROOM. ;D

In all honesty, we sometimes play around like that because it brings back fond memories of when we first met on here in 2002. But yeah, we could probably say the naughty stuff offline. Then again, this is the sex topic. ;)

If you don't have a kitty, yes. :D
hahhah thats too cute and funny & I like it. reminiscing of how you met is a good thing. I think Catwoman shared a dream she had once of a real life meeting where all the members were on computers instead of talking face to face or something,. it was funny.


What if you've only received and not given?  :-X
I believe as a man, you lose your virginity if you have intercourse, vaginal or anal. As for being the receiver in that situation I dont think virginity is lost

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 12:45 pm


What if you've only received and not given?  :-X



Same difference.  If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin.  For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Tia on 07/22/06 at 12:46 pm



Same difference.  If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin.  For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.
when they move in together, i think?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 12:46 pm



Same difference.  If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin.  For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.
an anal hymen?  :o

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/22/06 at 12:47 pm



Same difference.  If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin.  For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.


I know the predominant method used by lesbians is cunnilingus (look that up in the dictionary) (yes, I too have watched ALOT of gay porn as well, it just happens to be another type of gay porn), yet of course they use other methods. I really don't know, you'd have to ask a lesbian. But even then, I'd bet opinions would deviate. In the end, I don't think it's that big an issue anyway.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 12:48 pm


an anal hymen?  :o



The hymen has nothing to do with virginity.  A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 12:56 pm



The hymen has nothing to do with virginity.  A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.
At first, I'm not sure I agree on the male virginity because I thinking that genitalia's gotta be involved, but then I guess I have a double standard because I'd think if a woman received anal as a virgin, she'd no longer be a virgin so perhaps you're right Beth.  I'm gonna agree w/ya.  & what the hell is a woman doing to break that frikken thing  :o (never mind)  :-[

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 12:58 pm


when they move in together, i think?


When they give each other lip, too.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/22/06 at 1:23 pm


At first, I'm not sure I agree on the male virginity because I thinking that genitalia's gotta be involved, but then I guess I have a double standard because I'd think if a woman received anal as a virgin, she'd no longer be a virgin so perhaps you're right Beth.  I'm gonna agree w/ya.   & what the hell is a woman doing to break that frikken thing  :o (never mind)  :-[


;D

In all seriousness though, it can happen without sex. When my sister was 6 years old, she decided to be a daredevil and do stupid stunts on a slide. One wrong move, and she landed in such a way and with such force that it did break her hymen. I imagine that it hurt badly.

Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 1:26 pm


Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?


I think it's like the doctor/patient consent thing but in reverse.  Like, she can ask for the treatment to be performed, but the doctor can refuse to do it on moral grounds and then she would have to find another doctor who WILL do it.

I've never heard of such a thing but I can see how doctors would be concerned about such an "early" decision.

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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 1:26 pm


;D

In all seriousness though, it can happen without sex. When my sister was 6 years old, she decided to be a daredevil and do stupid stunts on a slide. One wrong move, and she landed in such a way and with such force that it did break her hymen. I imagine that it hurt badly.

Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?
the 2 things you can't do until you are 21 in some states, drink and get fixed!  >:(  It seems 18 years old, she no longer has a legal guardian, it should be her call but maybe someone in the profession or with first hand knowledge can advise you.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 1:50 pm


At first, I'm not sure I agree on the male virginity because I thinking that genitalia's gotta be involved, but then I guess I have a double standard because I'd think if a woman received anal as a virgin, she'd no longer be a virgin so perhaps you're right Beth.  I'm gonna agree w/ya.  & what the hell is a woman doing to break that frikken thing  :o (never mind)  :-[



A woman can break her hymen horseback riding, doing gymnastics, riding a bike, through other extracurricular activities....stuff like that.  BTW, there is no anal hymen. 


A man loses his virginity when he has sex for the first time, whether it's with a man or a woman. 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/22/06 at 1:59 pm


I like cats...



Normally, I would make a comment to this but because of what this thread is about I think I should.  :-X




Cat

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 3:50 pm

I don't quite think it's possible to make your decision about whether or not you want to have kids until you're over 20. There're alot of people who change their minds...though you can always get your tubes untied. Like, your sister could get "fixed" and then get unfixed. One of the parents of the kids in my mom's pre-K class that she teaches got herself "unfixed" for a child with man #3, much to the regret of my mother and her assistant, since she's not fit to be anybody's mother and her kids are basically nightmares anyway.

A gay man's loss of his virginity is his opinion. I have several gay male friends who consider themselves "deflowered" and have never actually had anal sex, either way. Lesbians? Maybe when somebody breaks out the dildo. BTW, there's a BIG difference between porn for lesbians and porn for straight men who fancy lesbians.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 5:19 pm


I don't quite think it's possible to make your decision about whether or not you want to have kids until you're over 20. There're alot of people who change their minds...though you can always get your tubes untied. Like, your sister could get "fixed" and then get unfixed. One of the parents of the kids in my mom's pre-K class that she teaches got herself "unfixed" for a child with man #3, much to the regret of my mother and her assistant, since she's not fit to be anybody's mother and her kids are basically nightmares anyway.

A gay man's loss of his virginity is his opinion. I have several gay male friends who consider themselves "deflowered" and have never actually had anal sex, either way. Lesbians? Maybe when somebody breaks out the dildo. BTW, there's a BIG difference between porn for lesbians and porn for straight men who fancy lesbians.



Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres = lesbian porn for lesbians

Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks = lesbian porn for straight men

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 5:33 pm



Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres = lesbian porn for lesbians

Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks = lesbian porn for straight men
lesbian porn for straight men?  :o  I did not know such a thing exists. 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/22/06 at 5:36 pm



Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?


I had a gynecologist that would not perform the surgery for me when I was 30 (and HAD health insurance of my own - now I don't)!  She asked how long I'd been thinking about it, and I said I had never wanted children of my own (I'd been married and divorced by this time) and was starting to see my current husband (whom also does not want children.)  She said I had to think more about it.  So yes, it does depend on the doctor.  My cousin had it done when she was in her early 20s, the first time she asked (however, her doctor retired soon after that.).

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 5:39 pm


I had a gynecologist that would not perform the surgery for me when I was 30 (and HAD health insurance of my own - now I don't)!  She asked how long I'd been thinking about it, and I said I had never wanted children of my own (I'd been married and divorced by this time) and was starting to see my current husband (whom also does not want children.)  She said I had to think more about it.  So yes, it does depend on the doctor.  My cousin had it done when she was in her early 20s, the first time she asked (however, her doctor retired soon after that.).


Isn't it true that any operation like that can be undone? If that's a possibility, they should perform it for you if you're an adult who's mentally stable, IMO.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:56 pm



The hymen has nothing to do with virginity.  A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.

yeah, like opening beer bottles with her...

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:57 pm



Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres = lesbian porn for lesbians

Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks = lesbian porn for straight men


i'm a lesbian and i'll take Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:59 pm


Will I ever score?

Q: why do woman play the video game mrs. pacman?
A: they get eaten three times for twenty five cents

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 5:59 pm


i'm a lesbian and i'll take Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks  ;D
me too  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 6:14 pm



The hymen has nothing to do with virginity.  A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.


when someone is choking you wrap your arms around them and squeeze real hard, this is called the hyman maneuver, maybe this too can break the hyman, i'm not a doctor so i'm not sure   :D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 6:22 pm

^ Heimlich ;)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 6:23 pm


^ Heimlich ;)


if she looks good, hell yeah i'll lick it  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 6:27 pm

You're a very interesting one :)

Speaking of Briana Banks, don't you guys think that her boobs are disproportionately and grotesquely large?  She must have some serious back problems...unless the implants are filled with helium or something :P

Well, more disproportionately and grotesquely large than the "mainstream" pornettes, anyway.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/22/06 at 7:53 pm


I don't quite think it's possible to make your decision about whether or not you want to have kids until you're over 20. There're alot of people who change their minds...though you can always get your tubes untied. Like, your sister could get "fixed" and then get unfixed. One of the parents of the kids in my mom's pre-K class that she teaches got herself "unfixed" for a child with man #3, much to the regret of my mother and her assistant, since she's not fit to be anybody's mother and her kids are basically nightmares anyway.


I don't agree with that. My sister is very mature for her age and she knows that this is right for her. She has zero patience with children (except my son), and she knows that if she were to become a mother, something bad would happen. I agree with her because her temper is fierce and she is known to get violent if you cross her badly enough. Besides that, she wants to join the police force and knows full well that something could happen to her, due to the city she wants to work in.

Yeah yeah, I know...violence and police don't mix. But Salinas is a piece of sh*t city anyways. I think they could use someone like her. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 7:58 pm


I don't agree with that. My sister is very mature for her age and she knows that this is right for her. She has zero patience with children (except my son), and she knows that if she were to become a mother, something bad would happen. I agree with her because her temper is fierce and she is known to get violent if you cross her badly enough. Besides that, she wants to join the police force and knows full well that something could happen to her, due to the city she wants to work in.

Yeah yeah, I know...violence and police don't mix. But Salinas is a piece of sh*t city anyways. I think they could use someone like her. ;D


Well...then, it's fine! Salinas is crappy. I think that's where the sleepeaters are...they need violence! I'm terrified of a sleepeating epidemic.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 1:46 pm

So once we both lose our virginity,What happens after that? ???

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/23/06 at 1:48 pm


So once we both lose our virginity,What happens after that? ???



then...you are a stud muffin! ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 1:51 pm



Neither of the two boyfriends I've had that I slept with were ever going to be marriage prospects.  I believe you should wait until you feel you are ready to accept the consequences that come with having sex AND you are in love with the person and want to do this with them.  You shouldn't have to wait until you find someone worth marrying. 



Then what If I want to have sex now and not wait till I get married,She was giving this crap last Sunday"You can touch but you can't taste or you can look but you can't lick,What does she mean by that? It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot and my goal is the full time job or wait till we get married or I won't get what I want. ::)

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 1:53 pm



then...you are a stud muffin! ;) ;D


No,what I mean is that I shouldn't go out having sex with other women besides her or that's going to ruin the virginity concept? ???

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Jessica on 07/23/06 at 3:37 pm



Then what If I want to have sex now and not wait till I get married,She was giving this crap last Sunday"You can touch but you can't taste or you can look but you can't lick,What does she mean by that? It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot and my goal is the full time job or wait till we get married or I won't get what I want. ::)


Just get a blow up doll. Then you don't have to worry about it. :o

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 3:44 pm


Just get a blow up doll. Then you don't have to worry about it. :o



I've had one before.Don't need it anymore.I've got Robin to deal with even If I have to wait to ravage her body,I'll do so.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/23/06 at 4:38 pm



I've had one before.Don't need it anymore.I've got Robin to deal with even If I have to wait to ravage her body,I'll do so.



here...have a look...I found it on some dude's myspace:

www.realdoll.com

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/06 at 5:08 pm

Does it ever get boring?

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: whistledog on 07/24/06 at 1:11 am

Do people do it Mario style ;D

http://www.bizarrevideogames.com/images/mario.gif

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 1:14 am


Do people do it Mario style ;D

http://www.bizarrevideogames.com/images/mario.gif
it looks like he's trying to wake her up  ;D


Does it ever get boring?
:o NO,, Hell NO!!!

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 1:15 am


:o NO,, Hell NO!!!



Remind me to call Lady Di.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:01 am



Remind me to call Lady Di.
who said anything about Lady Di  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:11 am


who said anything about Lady Di  ;D



I must learn your secrets. 




*grins evilly*

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:14 am



I must learn your secrets. 




*grins evilly*
will a video do or dvd  ???  ;D 

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:19 am


will a video do or dvd  ???  ;D 



DVD, darlin'.  VHS is becoming obsolete.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:23 am



DVD, darlin'.  VHS is becoming obsolete.
shall I include deleted scenes

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:28 am


shall I include deleted scenes



Yes!  With bonus director commentary, if possible.  And if you can do it in anamorphic widescreen, that would be great.

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:32 am



Yes!  With bonus director commentary, if possible.  And if you can do it in anamorphic widescreen, that would be great.
;D  but of course, commentary with directors favorite scenes

Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:33 am


;D  but of course, commentary with directors favorite scenes



I'm sure multiple angles and closed captioning will be standard.

Subject: Re: Ask me a