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Subject: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 07/29/06 at 11:44 am
yeah, i know a bit about computers, and i'l be glad to answer computer questions. the more bizarre the better. i probably can't solve your problams as well as Mushroom can... i guess i'm sort of like that quack doctor you go to when your ordinary doctor tells you that you have in incurable disease. i'll probably prescribe magnets, or tofu, or a diet high in asparagus.
so, if you want a *real* answer, i'm not the person to ask.
as i said before, "the more bizare the better".
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 11:59 am
Ed, I have a problem... Every time I play my accordion, the computer explodes on me... :\'(
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 07/29/06 at 1:06 pm
Ed, I have a problem... Every time I play my accordion, the computer explodes on me... :\'(
obvuiously your accordian playing sucks. you probably don't even have an accordian. oh, and upgrading to Service Pack 2 has been known to solve this problem in most cases. ;D
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 2:20 pm
obvuiously your accordian playing sucks. you probably don't even have an accordian. oh, and upgrading to Service Pack 2 has been known to solve this problem in most cases. ;D
Dammit, Ed, I don't have that kind of money!
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 07/31/06 at 7:24 am
Dammit, Ed, I don't have that kind of money!
well then, here, let me press the Magic Button here on my desk that will make your computer work perfectly, your accordian playing not suck, you not suck, and all of your problems disappear! okay??? ???
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/06 at 2:53 pm
well then, here, let me press the Magic Button here on my desk that will make your computer work perfectly, your accordian playing not suck, you not suck, and all of your problems disappear! okay??? ???
Thanks! =D
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 08/01/06 at 3:39 pm
Thanks! =D
no problem, mate. as an added bonus, your balding has been halted, teeth will no longer decay when you don't brush 'em, and i see a couple billion dollars in your future.
isn't the magic button great?
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/01/06 at 4:10 pm
... Wait, who the hell is this "Ed" character..?!
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 08/01/06 at 4:19 pm
... Wait, who the hell is this "Ed" character..?!
"Ed" is my evil twin. haven't you met him? i suppose not. he's usually too busy hacking into computers and such. i'll introduce you sometime. you'd get along real well.
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: Mushroom on 08/01/06 at 4:55 pm
I just bought a new keyboard, and I think it is not Windows compatible.
I keep getting this message which says "Press Any Key To Continue", and I just can't find the Any Key.
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: nally on 08/01/06 at 5:00 pm
I just bought a new keyboard, and I think it is not Windows compatible.
I keep getting this message which says "Press Any Key To Continue", and I just can't find the Any Key.
That's too funny! :D :D I think the same thing too!
AAMOF, I think Homer Simpson said that once: "To start, press any key. Where's the any key?" ;D :D ;D LOL!
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 08/02/06 at 7:15 am
I just bought a new keyboard, and I think it is not Windows compatible.
I keep getting this message which says "Press Any Key To Continue", and I just can't find the Any Key.
don't be ridiculous... it's right here:
http://taka.no32.tk/diary/images/20050928_10.jpg
That's too funny! :D :D I think the same thing too!
AAMOF, I think Homer Simpson said that once: "To start, press any key. Where's the any key?" ;D :D ;D LOL!
of course, you could always press the panic button: http://www.panicbuttons.com/images/order-panic-button.gif
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: nally on 08/02/06 at 2:22 pm
don't be ridiculous... it's right here:
http://taka.no32.tk/diary/images/20050928_10.jpg
So on my keyboard, that would be the questionmark/slash key (? /).
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 08/02/06 at 3:04 pm
So on my keyboard, that would be the questionmark/slash key (? /).
oh, you have one of those keyboards. ::)
sorry, but you bought a cheap, inferior keyboard! how could you fall for a scam like this? i can't believe you.
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: nally on 08/02/06 at 3:08 pm
oh, you have one of those keyboards. ::)
sorry, but you bought a cheap, inferior keyboard! how could you fall for a scam like this? i can't believe you.
So?
of course, you could always press the panic button: http://www.panicbuttons.com/images/order-panic-button.gif
Oh, my keyboard definitely has one of those. ;D
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 08/03/06 at 10:07 am
So?
so.. might i interest you in oceanfront property in kansas?
Oh, my keyboard definitely has one of those. ;D
can you press it? because i'm beginning to panic, and this library keyboard doesn't have a panic button.
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: nally on 08/03/06 at 2:13 pm
can you press it? because i'm beginning to panic, and this library keyboard doesn't have a panic button.
I press it all the time. ;D
Subject: Re: Second opinions about computers! (XD)
Written By: JohnDenver on 08/05/06 at 12:00 pm
All I need now is a "SELF-DESTRUCT" button.