Quoting:
Starting with the word:
ureter.
End Quote

Thanks, J.C.! (And for that word too! ::) )

The three headed ureter was native to the planet uranus.

lascivious

Quoting:


Thanks, J.C.! (And for that word too! ::) )

The three headed ureter was native to the planet uranus.

lascivious
End Quote

Quoting:
That collie has become Lassie-vious lately.
vilified

End Quote

If a fort is fortified, can a villa be vilafied?

teasel

Quoting:


If a fort is fortified, can a villa be vilafied?

teasel
End Quote

Quoting:
I can only take a fair amount of teasel-ing.
spastic

End Quote

I found it difficult to emerge from the hot-tub as I was suffering from a bad case of spa-stic

Tremble

Quoting:


I found it difficult to emerge from the hot-tub as I was suffering from a bad case of spa-stic

Tremble
End Quote

The trouble with tribbles is they make me tremble!

Squelch

Quoting:


The trouble with tribbles is they make me tremble!

Squelch
End Quote

Squelch - to 'quell' something my forcing it between your toes

Glutamine

Quoting:


Squelch - to 'quell' something my forcing it between your toes

Glutamine
End Quote

This Glut-of mine-has lost it's firmness over the years.

Maladroit

Quoting:

This Glut-of mine-has lost it's firmness over the years.

Maladroit
End Quote

In the style of a town crier :

As my son is correct, I am here to declare Ma Lad Roit (right 'in strine')

Fratricide

Quoting:
When the University revoked the charter of Phi Gamma Epsilon, the 'brothers' accused the board for fratricide.
tyrannical
End Quote

California plotted to take over the entire country and rename it TyranniCal....

genet

Quoting:


California plotted to take over the entire country and rename it TyranniCal....

genet
End Quote

Quoting:
Our local newspaper has been sabotaged by the news service Genet.
pacifist

End Quote

Clarinda could not pacifist without wondering what it would reveal if open....

affiliate

Quoting:


Clarinda could not pacifist without wondering what it would reveal if open....

affiliate
End Quote

Phil Donahue got captured by Cannibals and fed to the chief who proudly declared to his tribe : A Fill I Ate

Inunction

Quoting:


Phil Donahue got captured by Cannibals and fed to the chief who proudly declared to his tribe : A Fill I Ate

Inunction
End Quote

Come Ride The Little Train That Is Rolling Down The Track, To InJunction

spicate

Quoting:

Come Ride The Little Train That Is Rolling Down The Track, To InJunction

spicate
End Quote

Little does she know that with my webcam I can Spi Cate !

Chinchilla

Quoting:


Little does she know that with my webcam I can Spi Cate !

Chinchilla
End Quote

Chin-chiminee, chinchilla, chin chin charoo, good luck will rub off...

percolate

Quoting:
Blinko's charges 5 cents per copy and 7 cents percolate.

mendacious
End Quote

The home handyman was in a particularly mendacious mood

Forcemeat  (It's in the dictionary people...)

Quoting:


The home handyman was in a particularly mendacious mood

Forcemeat  (It's in the dictionary people...)
End Quote

Then someone should definately take your dictionary away! ;D

The new forcemeat sandwiches were all the rage at McDonalds....

culpable

Quoting:


Then someone should definately take your dictionary away! ;D

The new forcemeat sandwiches were all the rage at McDonalds....

culpable


End Quote

Place me between a culpable beautiful girls and call me a Mark Sandwich :P

Gastricjuicy

Quoting:

Place me between a culpable beautiful girls and call me a Mark Sandwich :P

Gastricjuicy
End Quote

Quoting:
The cannibals definitely preferred the intestines; they were gastricjuicy.
mularkey

End Quote

I lost my mind when I started some mularky, down in Arky :'(

Quoting:
My only reply to that is  :'(.
conjunctivitis
End Quote

A disease of conjunctions-conjunctivitus.

wazoo

-howard-

Quoting:


A disease of conjunctions-conjunctivitus.

wazoo

-howard-
End Quote

From an episode of The Simpsons "How'd you like a "Details" magazine up the Wazoo!

capitance

Quoting:

From an episode of The Simpsons "How'd you like a "Details" magazine up the Wazoo!

capitance
End Quote

The capitance of France is Paris.

Disconnection

Quoting:


The capitance of France is Paris.

Disconnection
End Quote

Quoting:
Two of my CDs melted together. What a disc-connection.
litigants

End Quote

The litigants for the next case are on thier way into courtroom now.....

phonetician

Quoting:

The litigants for the next case are on thier way into courtroom now.....

phonetician
End Quote

Quoting:

The litigants for the next case are on thier way into courtroom now.....

phonetician
End Quote

When Clarinda wore her headphones to the beautician, they recommended a phonetician.

setiform

Quoting:


When Clarinda wore her headphones to the beautician, they recommended a phonetician.

setiform
End Quote

Quoting:
Clarinda's beautician recommended the setiform.
balderdash

End Quote

Mexican's prefer fuzz in their cars while a Canadian prefers a Balder dash....

Superfluous

Quoting:

Too many women become Superfluous ;)
Superficial
End Quote

Quoting:


Mexican's prefer fuzz in their cars while a Canadian prefers a Balder dash....

Superfluous


End Quote

Too many women become Superfluous
Superficial

Quoting:
Too many fisherman become superficial.
pandemonium

End Quote

The panda population was devestated because of the demand for the extract pandemonium.

palaeoanthropic

Quoting:


The panda population was devestated because of the demand for the extract pandemonium.

palaeoanthropic
End Quote

Things to do today: 1. Go to ATM 2. Paleoanthropic away of Leo wearing underwear on his head 3. Floss

digerati

Quoting:


Things to do today: 1. Go to ATM 2. Paleoanthropic away of Leo wearing underwear on his head 3. Floss

digerati
End Quote

I had a digerati movement while in my Maserati...which does one-eighty-five, I lost my license, now I don't drive...


isosmotic

Quoting:


I had a digerati movement while in my Maserati...which does one-eighty-five, I lost my license, now I don't drive...


isosmotic
End Quote

In the latest weather report the isosmotic measured up to 73 kilometres per hour


Dictionary

Quoting:


In the latest weather report the isosmotic measured up to 73 kilometres per hour


Dictionary
End Quote

A Dictionary has a plethora of words...

Gaberlunzie

Quoting:

A Dictionary has a plethora of words...

Gaberlunzie
End Quote

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves.... had a gaberlunzie for lunch.

esoteric

Quoting:


'Twas brillig and the slithy toves.... had a gaberlunzie for lunch.

esoteric


End Quote

The definitve knowledge of the esoteric club was based soley on the numeric quantity of thier memberships.

Zelous ;)

Quoting:

The definitve knowledge of the esoteric club was based soley on the numeric quantity of thier memberships.

Zelous ;)
End Quote

Orangeous Conous are found in Resedous at the home of Zelous  :)

Stripos Conous Toous !

Barbarian

Quoting:


Orangeous Conous are found in Resedous at the home of Zelous  :)

Stripos Conous Toous !

Barbarian
End Quote

Since Ian liked to visit the pub in the nude, he was referred to by his mates as barbarian...

mesocephalon

Quoting:


Since Ian liked to visit the pub in the nude, he was referred to by his mates as barbarian...

mesocephalon
End Quote

Quoting:
People with marshy heads suffer from mesocephalon.
vindicated

End Quote

Shut de cate gus de vind iz strong and it might cet vindicated....

tubular

Quoting:


Shut de cate gus de vind iz strong and it might cet vindicated....

tubular
End Quote

that spaghetti is very tubular.

whiff

-howard-

Quoting:


that spaghetti is very tubular.

whiff

-howard-
End Quote

I whiffed at a chance with my soulmate.....

Sadness

Quoting:

I whiffed at a chance with my soulmate.....

Sadness
End Quote

I had a lot of sadness today.

diss

Quoting:


I had a lot of sadness today.

diss
End Quote

Quoting:
I'm sorry, Howard, that you were dissed.
uproarious

End Quote

When oh when will all the uproarious die down...?

mercurial

Quoting:


When oh when will all the uproarious die down...?

mercurial
End Quote

She was not the mercurial type I once thought,
Plow

Quoting:

She was not the mercurial type I once thought,
Plow
End Quote

I rested my head on my P-Low  ???


Phonograph

Quoting:
Phonograph
End Quote

D*mn my typing!, I've just downloaded 200MB of phonograph(ic) pictures :(

Corporeal

Quoting:

D*mn my typing!, I've just downloaded 200MB of phonograph(ic) pictures :(

Corporeal
End Quote

Corporeal, is slang for real corporation...Enron chose it, more lies!

Sudatory

Quoting:

Corporeal, is slang for real corporation...Enron chose it, more lies!

Sudatory
End Quote

Quoting:
vulcanization
End Quote

At the last Star Trek convention, I tried a new method of vulcanization on my ears using a nailgun

Oestrogen

Quoting:

At the last Star Trek convention, I tried a new method of vulcanization on my ears using a nailgun

Oestrogen
End Quote

My PC was corrupted by a female version of a well known the virus, the Oestrogen Horse...

Membership

Quoting:


My PC was corrupted by a female version of a well known the virus, the Oestrogen Horse...

Membership
End Quote

Quoting:
I'm not gonna touch that with a 10 foot pole. ;)
piquant


End Quote

The sow gave birth to eleven piquants.

mephistophelean

Quoting:


The sow gave birth to eleven piquants.

mephistophelean
End Quote

Quoting:
Mephistophanes' less popular brother was called Mephistophe-lean.
lethicin

End Quote

Which is lethacin -- coveting thy neighbor's goods or thy neighbor's ox...?

taxite

Quoting:


Which is lethacin -- coveting thy neighbor's goods or thy neighbor's ox...?

taxite
End Quote

The Newly elected....ebonics-friendly, politician said when asked what he raise first....Tax...ite? unincumbered

Quoting:

The Newly elected....ebonics-friendly, politician said when asked what he raise first....Tax...ite? unincumbered
End Quote

Clarinda forgot to put the cucumbers in the picnic basket so the picnic lunch was unencumbered...

enthrall

Quoting:


Clarinda forgot to put the cucumbers in the picnic basket so the picnic lunch was unencumbered...

enthrall


End Quote

Quoting:
All for one and one enthrall!
demonized

End Quote

Overheard in Jamaica: It's de mon! De mon I zed!

pumpernickel

Quoting:


Overheard in Jamaica: It's de mon! De mon I zed!

pumpernickel
End Quote

Quoting:
I found a cheap 5 cent compressor at a garage sale. It was a pumpernickel.
tableau

End Quote

Little Boy Blue waited tableau his horn untill all the cows were in the corn...

tempestuous

Quoting:


Little Boy Blue waited tableau his horn untill all the cows were in the corn...

tempestuous
End Quote

Quoting:
Miss Bledsoe was a little Tempest-ous during her Cosby Show days.
calamity

End Quote

I know someone named calamity jane.

anal  ;D

Quoting:


I know someone named calamity jane.

anal  ;D
End Quote

Quoting:
Just because I like my steaks well-done doesn't make me anal.
tertiary (pronounced 'Tersh-e-air-e)

End Quote

The zoo had an aviary for birds and a tertiary for turtles...

limpet

Quoting:


The zoo had an aviary for birds and a tertiary for turtles...

limpet
End Quote

Don Knotts' favorite band is limpet bizket.

grandstand

Quoting:
Christopher Reeve hopes to make a grand stand.
albumen
End Quote

If English were like German, the plural of album could be albumen..

queasy

Quoting:
There was a movie about motorcycle riders who were in serious need of Dramamine.  It was called "Queasy Rider."

allegory
End Quote

If Goreripper were attacked by an alligator, he would be allegory... :(

dirigible

Quoting:


If Goreripper were attacked by an alligator, he would be allegory... :(

dirigible
End Quote

Quoting:
If one can be easily diriged, he'd be dirigible.
crackpot

End Quote

CeramicsFanatic would not want a crackpot...

stupendous

Quoting:


CeramicsFanatic would not want a crackpot...

stupendous
End Quote

Quoting:
Some people are just so stupend, the world is becoming stupenous.
invocation

End Quote

Clarinda was invocation training...

splendiferous

Quoting:


Clarinda was invocation training...

splendiferous
End Quote

Quoting:
Has anyone heard about the new sweetener, Splendiferous?
garulous

End Quote

The garulous gargoyle gargled green glycerine.

couchant

Quoting:


The garulous gargoyle gargled green glycerine.

couchant
End Quote

Couchant was the parenthetical title to Alvin Sturdust's My-Cou-C-Chou

Longeval

Quoting:


Couchant was the parenthetical title to Alvin Sturdust's My-Cou-C-Chou

Longeval
End Quote

The "a" in acorn is a longeval. So is the "e" in easy and the "i" in ice....

ocellus

Quoting:


The "a" in acorn is a longeval. So is the "e" in easy and the "i" in ice....

ocellus
End Quote

Quoting:
O-cell-less animal can barely live.
paramount

End Quote

When the mountain was blasted in two by the ferocious storm, it became a paramount.

periferal

Quoting:


When the mountain was blasted in two by the ferocious storm, it became a paramount.

periferal
End Quote

My periferal vsion kept me from being stabbed in the back.

pneuma

Quoting:

My periferal vsion kept me from being stabbed in the back.

pneuma
End Quote

The Hollies had more luck with their re-release when they changed title from "The Pneuma That I Breathe"...


Gutta-Percha

Quoting:


The Hollies had more luck with their re-release when they changed title from "The Pneuma That I Breathe"...


Gutta-Percha
End Quote

What dictionary are you using, anyway....? ::)

Clarinda loved fishing, until it came time to gutta-percha...

dramamine

Quoting:


What dictionary are you using, anyway....? ::)

Clarinda loved fishing, until it came time to gutta-percha...

dramamine
End Quote

The Macquarie Encyclopedic dictionary !  (or, Big Green book with all the words in...)  :D

A dramamine is producers 'unearth' new actors

Collocutor

Quoting:


The Macquarie Encyclopedic dictionary !  (or, Big Green book with all the words in...)  :D

A dramamine is producers 'unearth' new actors

Collocutor
End Quote

Quoting:


The Macquarie Encyclopedic dictionary !  (or, Big Green book with all the words in...)  :D

A dramamine is producers 'unearth' new actors

Collocutor
End Quote

Guess that explains why they are not in my dictionary... >:(

The plastic collender melted when placed to close to the collocutor....

handsel

Quoting:
I had to remove my collocuter because it looked hideous around my nails.
conumdrum

End Quote

A new musical instrument invented in Reseda - the Cone-Um-drum

Back to the other word :

Handsel

Quoting:


A new musical instrument invented in Reseda - the Cone-Um-drum

Back to the other word :

Handsel
End Quote

I guess I have to answer my own (recycled) word: ::)

Handsel and Gretel had a thing about gingerbread....

narghile

Quoting:
I'm wearin' narghile socks…

uppity
End Quote

She got uppity at his stupidity.

driftage

Quoting:

She got uppity at his stupidity.

driftage
End Quote

The glacier hadn't been home in a driftage.....

boondoggle

Quoting:


The glacier hadn't been home in a driftage.....

boondoggle
End Quote

Gidget was horrified to find herself in bed with "MoonDoggies" twin brother Boondoggle :o

phylum

Quoting:

Gidget was horrified to find herself in bed with "MoonDoggies" twin brother Boondoggle :o

phylum
End Quote

I have too many papers piling up on my desk so I ought to take some time and phylum....

triumverate

Quoting:


I have too many papers piling up on my desk so I ought to take some time and phylum....

triumverate
End Quote

The rock bands noise reverbererated through the concert hall, causing them to triumverate

villein

Quoting:

The rock bands noise reverbererated through the concert hall, causing them to triumverate

villein
End Quote

Quoting:
Jack Nicholson as The Joker was a good villein.
mortification

End Quote

Mortification - the act of being turned into Jerry Seinfeld's father


Outskirts

Quoting:


Mortification - the act of being turned into Jerry Seinfeld's father


Outskirts
End Quote

Quoting:
Clarinda has 3 minidresses: one for work and the others are outskirts.
sumptuous

End Quote

Her sumptuous body quenched his every desire....

grudziadz

Quoting:

Her sumptuous body quenched his every desire....

grudziadz
End Quote

Quoting:
This morning, people were forced to drink buttermilk and eat grudziadz.
parastroika


End Quote

Gilina Parastroika and Anna Kourikova are the latest doubles tennis team.

tzigine

Quoting:

Gilina Parastroika and Anna Kourikova are the latest doubles tennis team.

tzigine
End Quote

The tzigine is the gene that gives good tzeyesight

Futon

Quoting:

The tzigine is the gene that gives good tzeyesight

Futon
End Quote

He put his futon the gas and sped away.

didgeridoo

Quoting:


He put his futon the gas and sped away.

didgeridoo
End Quote

Quoting:
Australians call their fingers and toes didgeridoos.
tannenbaum

End Quote

The sun starved people had such white skin that they hoped for a tannenbaum to explode.

xanth

Quoting:

The sun starved people had such white skin that they hoped for a tannenbaum to explode.

xanth
End Quote

Quoting:
Xanth you, Eaxer Bunny.
pavillion


End Quote

Ma Villion and Pavillion rounded up all the kids and their cousins, er...spouses for the Villion family reunion.

arcanum

Quoting:


Ma Villion and Pavillion rounded up all the kids and their cousins, er...spouses for the Villion family reunion.

arcanum
End Quote

The Villion family all joined hands at the reunion and little Billy Villion stck has fork in the power point and hey presto !  The power was arcan-'um

Homesick

Quoting:


The Villion family all joined hands at the reunion and little Billy Villion stck has fork in the power point and hey presto !  The power was arcan-'um

Homesick
End Quote

JoBob Villion had a little too much moonshine at the reunion so he went home-sick.

pettifogger

Quoting:


JoBob Villion had a little too much moonshine at the reunion so he went home-sick.

pettifogger
End Quote

A Pettifogger is at the other end of the fog sacle to a pea-souper....

Armament

Quoting:


A Pettifogger is at the other end of the fog sacle to a pea-souper....

Armament
End Quote

"JoBob, when ah said armament army - army of ants crawlin' up yor leg.  You too sauced to notice."

filament

Quoting:


"JoBob, when ah said armament army - army of ants crawlin' up yor leg.  You too sauced to notice."

filament
End Quote

"JoBob, when ah said you had your filament ah meant you ain't getting no more"

Hitchhike

Quoting:


"JoBob, when ah said you had your filament ah meant you ain't getting no more"

Hitchhike
End Quote

Said the Pop Warner quarterback: "Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish, 33, 24, 37, hitch-Hike!"

orotund

Quoting:


Said the Pop Warner quarterback: "Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish, 33, 24, 37, hitch-Hike!"

orotund


End Quote

Quoting:
The man ate all he could untilhe became orotund.
germain

End Quote

He was an upper-class Kraut - said he was Germain

Carbuncle

Quoting:

He was an upper-class Kraut - said he was Germain

Carbuncle
End Quote

Uncle Joe's diet consists of bread, bread, and more bread so now he's known as the carbuncle.

ethereal

Quoting:
Opu lent me his CDs and I never gave them back.
zeitgeist
End Quote

Big Z liitle z, what begins with z? A zeitgeist on the zeiling, z, z, z.

(when at a loss, always resort to Dr. Suess)

venusian

Quoting:


Big Z liitle z, what begins with z? A zeitgeist on the zeiling, z, z, z.

(when at a loss, always resort to Dr. Suess)

venusian
End Quote

Quoting:
Sebum, search purse for change.
Muskellunge
End Quote

The Muskellunged out of the way when it saw that deadly deep-sea ethereal coming.....

tonypandy

Quoting:


The Muskellunged out of the way when it saw that deadly deep-sea ethereal coming.....

tonypandy
End Quote

Tonypandy never reached the heights of fame of his better known sibling, AndyPandy

Fizgig

Quoting:
When the rock group Fiz gave their concert, you could call it a Fiz gig…

tallywhopper
End Quote

Then after the concert they ate so much that they had to tally all the whoppers they had consumed...

saleratus

Quoting:

Then after the concert they ate so much that they had to tally all the whoppers they had consumed...

saleratus
End Quote

As the two pieces of beef jerky passed each other inthe old sea salt's intestinal tract, one said to the other "That saler a tus"

Likewise

Quoting:
Likewise
End Quote

I like Morecombe but I don't likewise

Cardinal

Quoting:
The air had just been successfully Framed when all of a sudden, it blew away....

zoon
End Quote

The barker with the lisp shouted: Ztep inzide and zoon you will zee the zix-headed cow....

terraplane

Quoting:


The barker with the lisp shouted: Ztep inzide and zoon you will zee the zix-headed cow....

terraplane
End Quote

T'erraplane landed safely on t'runaway.

wastrel

Quoting:


T'erraplane landed safely on t'runaway.

wastrel
End Quote

The factory was fined $1,000,000 for it's wastrel stream pollution.....

erroneous

Quoting:


The factory was fined $1,000,000 for it's wastrel stream pollution.....

erroneous
End Quote

To erroneous is humananeous, but to forgiveous is divineous

Firestick

Quoting:


To erroneous is humananeous, but to forgiveous is divineous

Firestick
End Quote

Jed went out on the Fourth of July and got him one of them there firesticks

crocus

Quoting:


Jed went out on the Fourth of July and got him one of them there firesticks

crocus
End Quote

That crow was madder than a wet hen; I think I heard the crocus.

ocotillo

Quoting:
When Peramb failed to show up for his meeting, I muttered to myself, "Peramb, U late"....

Handshake
End Quote

Onan's mother knew he was going to be trouble when she saw he had a constant handshake....

crenellate

Quoting:


Onan's mother knew he was going to be trouble when she saw he had a constant handshake....

crenellate
End Quote

Joe Crenellate a kernel and chipped his tooth.

inchoate

Quoting:


Joe Crenellate a kernel and chipped his tooth.

inchoate
End Quote

The Boston lawyer spent the entire afternoon inchoate defending his client....

pyrite

Quoting:


The Boston lawyer spent the entire afternoon inchoate defending his client....

pyrite
End Quote

Soupy Sales often got a pyrite in the face.

scion

Quoting:


Soupy Sales often got a pyrite in the face.

scion
End Quote

Clarinda got to scion while thinking of her lost love....

munificent

Quoting:


Clarinda got to scion while thinking of her lost love....

munificent
End Quote

Quoting:
Worldcom was a profitable business until they got munificent.
hyperactive

End Quote

Josephus the sexaholic had his hyperactive gland removed and then he was cured.

laxity

Quoting:
Clarinda had so much milk of magnesia that she suffered laxity.
unheralded
End Quote

As the herald was always arriving everyplace ten minutes after the king, he had to be unheralded.

privy

Quoting:
My house in the sticks has no indoor plumbing, so I have to use the privy.

commodore
End Quote

The commodore was stuck, so he had to sneak outside to the bushes....

eclipse

Quoting:
When Chucky edited out ARCH's incendiary comments, he did an e-clipse.
feduciary
End Quote

Read on a bumper sticker: The guys with the biggest coins have fiduciary pre-eminence....

esoteric

Quoting:


Read on a bumper sticker: The guys with the biggest coins have fiduciary pre-eminence....

esoteric
End Quote

Virtual Madeline had a speech problem where she dropped all her 'B's, but that didn't stop her from setting out to try to (b)esot Eric....

Deadbeat

Quoting:


Virtual Madeline had a speech problem where she dropped all her 'B's, but that didn't stop her from setting out to try to (b)esot Eric....

Deadbeat
End Quote

Yoda: "Trying to horse a deadbeat, stop."

peruse

Quoting:


Yoda: "Trying to horse a deadbeat, stop."

peruse
End Quote

The horsey ride at the store was a penny peruse

trudger

Quoting:
That man was so fluous, he was superfluous.
itinerary
End Quote

Joseph kept his sunglasses stored in an itinerary.

zealous

Quoting:
A forgotten hit of Fatboy Slim was "I have to praseodymium like I should."

hirsute
End Quote

Joan had spilled gravy on hirsute and had to take it to the dry cleaners.

proctor

Quoting:


Joan had spilled gravy on hirsute and had to take it to the dry cleaners.

proctor
End Quote

The proctologist couldn't finish his examination because he had misplaced his proctor....

arduous

Quoting:


The proctologist couldn't finish his examintaion because he had misplaced his proctor....

arduous
End Quote

Quoting:
When the work is ard, a tough person becomes arduous.
isosolis

End Quote

Isis and the Sun God got together and made a little isosolis...

claymore

Quoting:
In the West Virginia county of Clay, more people root fot the Panthers than for any other high school football team.

sycamore
End Quote

Billy was sycamore often since has started washing his plates in cold water as an economy measure

Hard-bitten

Quoting:


Billy was sycamore often since has started washing his plates in cold water as an economy measure

Hard-bitten
End Quote

He was hard-bitten, and it brought tears to his eyes ;-)

Camping

Quoting:

He was hard-bitten, and it brought tears to his eyes ;-)

Camping
End Quote

The Help Desk operator said "Cam ping your compuetr to check the network connection..."

Intensity

Quoting:


The Help Desk operator said "Cam ping your compuetr to check the network connection..."

Intensity
End Quote

The intensity of her gaze, made him melt where he stood.

courante

Quoting:

The intensity of her gaze, made him melt where he stood.

courante
End Quote

We had to in courante Thelma's expenses because she forgot her wallet.

boisterous

Quoting:


We had to in courante Thelma's expenses because she forgot her wallet.

boisterous
End Quote

Oxidised Boisterium forms the following solutions: boisteric acid (H2BO4), or in its reduced form, boisterous acid (H2BO3)

Canker

Quoting:

Oxidised Boisterium forms the following solutions: boisteric acid (H2BO4), or in its reduced form, boisterous acid (H2BO3)

Canker
End Quote

I just posted a joke about a wanker but not a canker!

goblet

Quoting:


I just posted a joke about a wanker but not a canker!

goblet
End Quote

When I get a slice of chocolate creme pie I tend to goblet down.

rendezvous

Quoting:


When I get a slice of chocolate creme pie I tend to goblet down.

rendezvous
End Quote

A deja vu that keeps recurring in circles must be a rendezvous.

arachnid

Quoting:
Homie has so many nids in his closet, he has arachnids.
virtuoso
End Quote

Clarinda said no to her date's advances because she was a virtuoso woman.

premise

Quoting:
I am still looking for the answer to the question on the premise that I will understand what is meant by it.

boomerang
End Quote

Boomerang the doorbell so much it caused Jeb's headache to come back.

merlot

Quoting:
When I have lots of stuff, I need merlots. (I know it's pronounced 'murr-low' ;)).
abomination
End Quote

The new world dictator's motto was "abomination."

churlish

Quoting:
I dropped a peninsula's lap and ink splattered on her pants

trapezoid
End Quote

Zoids are so clever and tricky, that it is hard to trapezoid.

quadrangle

Quoting:


Zoids are so clever and tricky, that it is hard to trapezoid.

quadrangle
End Quote

The rodeo wrangler used four lassos and quadrangled the angry bull.

infatuate

Quoting:
The chubby woman had surgery to have herself infatuated.
contusion
End Quote

The earthquake caused major contusion on the freeway.

planarian

Quoting:


The earthquake caused major contusion on the freeway.

planarian
End Quote

A Planarian is a Town Planner born between March 21 and April 19.....

Doorjamb

Quoting:
When Ned Flanders became a common thief he resorted to committing persnickety, okilee-dokilee ?

Globetrotter
End Quote

If you consult an erroneous globe, you will find yourself being a globetrotter in vain....

devonian

Quoting:
The Evil One would like to turn everyone into a Devonian.
pinion
End Quote

Of course that's just my 'pinion; I could be wrong...

flugelhorn

Quoting:


Of course that's just my 'pinion; I could be wrong...

flugelhorn
End Quote

Fleagle from the Banana Splits was very sick with a chest cold, and when he got cut off in traffic he sounded his Flugelhorn

Oh and he shouted out 'Take a Valium' and then got shot at...


Hooligan

Quoting:
Potporri may be messy, but it sure is vagrant.
rubyiat
End Quote

If the ropes were too tight, they would rubyiat all the wrong places....

disseminate

Quoting:
I hope your husband doesn't disseminate. (Wasn't speaking of yours, Zella.)
grandizement
End Quote

The twinkle in her grandizement grandma was slipping viagra to grandpa again....

truffle

Quoting:
I like eating Truffles potato chips because they have tridges.
antibellum
End Quote

I miss bell-bottoms! Jeans today are very antibellum.

garotte

Quoting:
I love that guy Chico on SNL, you know, Garotte Morris.
albumen
End Quote

Das Album. Die Albumen. (I swear I'm getting a deja vu, here).

predicate

Quoting:
I predicate that the Colts will win the Super Bowl.
harbinger
End Quote

Comsuming too much har would make you a major harbinger....

pilchard

Quoting:
The pilchard had a perfect game until his arm got sore.
aberration
End Quote

The aberrations were running short, so new abers were quickly ordered.

drekkly

Quoting:


The aberrations were running short, so new abers were quickly ordered.

drekkly
End Quote

Go to Jail. Go drekkly to Jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

fabricate

Quoting:


Go to Jail. Go drekkly to Jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
End Quote

Congrats DJ! With the above sentence, you are now an official Cornishman! :D

Quoting:


Congrats DJ! With the above sentence, you are now an official Cornishman! :D

End Quote

Thanks! (I think)  :)

DJM, Cornishman   ;D

Quoting:


Go to Jail. Go drekkly to Jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

fabricate
End Quote

The larger, meaner piece of fabricate the smaller meeker piece of fabric...

tonnage

Quoting:
I am amazed by the tonnage of that sumo wrestler.
supercede
End Quote

The 175 lb watermelon grew from a supercede.

prevail

Quoting:
The bride suddenly got cold feet on her pre-vail.
crustasian
End Quote

Asian people don't get curly hair as a rule, because they eat the top part of their bread, therefore they are crustasians...

Divalent

Quoting:


Asian people don't get curly hair as a rule, because they eat the top part of their bread, therefore they are crustasians...

Divalent
End Quote

Divalent her CDs to Frye and never got them back

parsimonious

Quoting:
The high school senior wanted to major in sleeping, so he applied to a restitution.
tyrannical
End Quote

The FDA had to pull the new calcium suppliment, Tyrannical, off the market, when it began causing violent mood swings in patients....

hullabaloo

Quoting:


The FDA had to pull the new calcium suppliment, Tyrannical, off the market, when it began causing violent mood swings in patients....

hullabaloo
End Quote

"Hullabaloo," said Mowgli as he walked past him on his way to King Louie's pad.

riposte

Quoting:


"Hullabaloo," said Mowgli as he walked past him on his way to King Louie's pad.

riposte
End Quote

The sense of humor on this board being what it is, there are a lot of ripostes

quitclaim

Quoting:
Having received nothing from his car insurance company, Mario had to quitclaim.
jovial
End Quote

If Jonman had his way he might want MTV to play Bon Jovial day and all night.

skulduggery

Quoting:
When a woman loves digging for skulls, she goes skullduggery.
endomorphins
End Quote

Jill and Sammy were upset because their mother wouldn't let them watch endomorphins.

conquistador

Quoting:
Constance had weird fetishes. Her brother even caught Con-quistador.
affidavit
End Quote

George went back to school after getting his molar pulled.  During recess, with the left side of his face and tongue still numb, he said to Wanda, "I wanna rida swing affiDavit."

fugacious

Quoting:
The woman looked fug-acious to me.
hermaphrodite
End Quote

I was angry as heck with my sister when mum gave her-ma-phrodite so I couldn't throw it at her.

Diagonally

Quoting:
Since everyone else dies vertically or horizontally, I hope to di-agonally.
langistinos
End Quote

Lang ist in ostralia for the olympics....

Monochrome

Quoting:
There is only one kind of chrome I know, thus the monochrome.
cantankerous
End Quote

You just cant-tanker-ous enough for all this effort we have put in.

Photoshop  (I just want to apologise for my words-I'm looking through a scanner set-up book)

Quoting:
If you are that sick, why don't you see a patrician?
avuncular
End Quote

Our avuncular Uncle Lars felt no pain from the window pane he smashed with his fist.

foofaraw

Quoting:
The Sears 3-n-1 tool set is considered a milti-pliers.
undertow

End Quote

That horrible nail fungus that they are always advertising a cure for on TV during dinner grows undertow.

cumulative

Quoting:


That horrible nail fungus that they are always advertising a cure for on TV during dinner grows undertow.

cumulative
End Quote

the big fluffy clouds that arrived long after they were forecast were of the Cumu-late-ive variety

Fingernail

Quoting:


the big fluffy clouds that arrived long after they were forecast were of the Cumu-late-ive variety

Fingernail
End Quote

After years of funny looks, Fin Ger Nail O'Leary knew he should have changed him name when arriving at Ellis Island....

tempestuous

Quoting:
The Insurance salesman from "UOUS" (United Office of Underwriters of Switzerland) wanting to sell me a policy to cover Stormuous and Tempestuous.... ::)

Tumbleweed
End Quote

Tumbleweed brand reefer is one of the most potent..

superfluous

Quoting:


Tumbleweed brand reefer is one of the most potent..

superfluous
End Quote

Su-per flu ous around the world and back in 15 minutes.

performance

Quoting:


Su-per flu ous around the world and back in 15 minutes.

performance
End Quote

The circus spend mucho bucks on their purchase of 3000 per-trained performance, but forgot to secure the anceaters cage and saw their money go down the tubes....

bodkin

Quoting:
I have often been accused of plagiarism.

copycat
End Quote

THe new feline cloning program was named "Operation Copycat."

quietus

Quoting:


THe new feline cloning program was named "Operation Copycat."

quietus
End Quote

Those moderators, they are here to quietus.....

Dumbwaiter

Quoting:
At the Hotel California, I didn't hear any "Mission Bell", but I did see a barbell....

Expectorant
End Quote

After the ^^^^^^^ tragedy with the ants, the circus ordered a new batch and expectorant any day now in the mail.....

reprehensible

Quoting:


After the ^^^^^^^ tragedy with the ants, the circus ordered a new batch and expectorant any day now in the mail.....

reprehensible
End Quote

After Farmer Ted lost most of his chickens to the sly fox, he called his insurance rep R.E. Hensible.

defenestrate

Quoting:
Ron was elated when he didn't get the Dodge Omni present and received a Toyota Tercel instead...

fungible
End Quote

Quoting:
Socks that have been in the hamper for a couple of years can be very fungible.
contortionist

End Quote

Contortionists can have a lot of fun playing Twister in the nude....

quince

Quoting:
The new running back for the Galilee Raiders is Levi-Tate.
contigency
End Quote

Con't I. Gen' cy that his words are always too hard?! ;D

plume

Quoting:
Half the members have there non-de-plumes

datastream
End Quote

The data stream is where all your PC's info goes when you flush the cache...

Oddjob

Quoting:
I stink in all sports; I can't even play whiffleball.
xylotol
End Quote

The stage was built too high for the xylophone player, and made his xylotol.

tergiversation

Quoting:


The stage was built too high for the xylophone player, and made his xylotol.

tergiversation
End Quote

Clarinda purchased a new vibrator tergiversation... ::)

matador

Quoting:


Clarinda purchased a new vibrator tergiversation... ::)

matador
End Quote

Very good Z

The carpet said to the door, "what's the matador ?  You seem to be a little unhinged..."

Incubate

Quoting:


Very good Z

The carpet said to the door, "what's the matador ?  You seem to be a little unhinged..."

Incubate
End Quote

And the pen said to the ink: "Incubate r watch out!" as it sucked it all up....

pinion gear

Quoting:


And the pen said to the ink: "Incubate r watch out!" as it sucked it all up....

pinion gear
End Quote

In myo pinion, gear was a fab word of the 60's....

Infirmary

Quoting:


In myo pinion, gear was a fab word of the 60's....

Infirmary
End Quote

InfirMary was usually at the opposite end of the spectrum from her twin sister, UltraViolet...

doxy