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A: Well, let's see... that is really kind of difficult to picture as so far on this board she has claimed to be:

a. black
b. Irish
c. Chinese

and possibly others that I was not diligent enough to catch. Ask me again after December 14th.... ::)

Q: A question you cannot ask in polite company? Hmmmm....okay:

So how long is it, anyway? ;D

Now let's see who answers that.... ;)
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Like I told you before Z, they don't call me Hoss because of my ears. :o ;D

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Like I told you before Z, they don't call me Hoss because of my ears. :o ;D
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LMAO! Really! ;D ;D ;D

But you forgot to ask a question...... ;)

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Okay, guess how long it (Hossy's thingie) is?! ;D
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I think I'll pass.  maybe a girl should answer, or someone really secure with thier sexuality.

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Like I told you before Z, they don't call me Hoss because of my ears. :o ;D
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Well I have heard you can judge a man by the size of his feet...and the size of his hands...which make sense....but ears??  I hope you have some really big ears!!

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Well I have heard you can judge a man by the size of his feet...and the size of his hands...which make sense....but ears??  I hope you have some really big ears!!
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I Hear ya...loud and clear :D

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I can just imagine him coming to the board tomorrow morning and leisurely clicking on this thread and then "Oh my God...." :o Hope I am here to witness it.... ;D
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too late....busted....I saw it!!!

Now how much is it worth to ya to keep my mouth shut??   ;D

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A: Well, let's see... that is really kind of difficult to picture as so far on this board she has claimed to be:

a. black
b. Irish
c. Chinese
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No, my brother Collin is Chinese.

Oh, I love this question. The answer is yes, size matters, but not the way you think. We gotta know something is there and all, (and, sad to say, I have experienced ONCE the phenomenon of not), but remember, those are our internal organs. They have maximum capacities in both directions. There is indeed too much of a good thing, and overloading leads to limiting enthusiasm.

There, that should be printable.

Nobody has questions? Okay let's see...

Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?

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Nobody has questions? Okay let's see...

Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?
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Drunk enough and they lose some of their powers, but discernment may not be one of them... ::)

And speaking of...

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I'll plead the 5th..no 6th...oh, okay 7" ;)
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Hitting the Molsen Golden at 1 in the afternoon? Tsk Tsk. ::)

So tell me something I don't already know.... ;)

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Hitting the Molsen Golden at 1 in the afternoon? Tsk Tsk. ::)

So tell me something I don't already know.... ;)


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Okay but if I was drunk I'd have said 10" not 7 :D

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Nobody has questions? Okay let's see...

Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?
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Speaking as a guy but not FOR guys....I am much...umm...better when I'm sober.  I like to have all my feelings and faculties about me....

So this begs my question...do women get hornier when they've been drinking or do they just lose their inhibitions?

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So this begs my question...do women get hornier when they've been drinking or do they just lose their inhibitions?
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Some guys are more obsessed with size that others. That's why I've decided not to publicize my private, uh, size. :-seriously asking J.C....! ::)  (Hey if I wanna know, I just ask.... ;) )

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I will ask another question.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (And no fair quoting from the commercial. :-X)
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I don't know -- I always give in and bite it.... :o

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Then 'Nuff said. :-[End Quote

He sang "Wild Horses" really well. I have it on tape. With me on guitar and my best friend on Mandolin. We were hot! ::)

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-What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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That's a toss up between not getting married (and living in sin) and telling them I don't ever plan on having children.

Do you believe a happy marriage (or love relationship) has to have sex to be healthy?

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-What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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Just been me. That was enough... :-/

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What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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They don't know about it so it hasn't disappointed them !  None of you are gonna either  :P

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They don't know about it so it hasn't disappointed them !  None of you are gonna either  :P
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What about the time that we.....and then you..... and also the time when you.....and ........ ;D

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What about the time that we.....and then you..... and also the time when you.....and ........ ;D
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Woah !  Just cos' my avatar is called Lucy doesn't mean I am one.......

There have been 'I' times

There have been 'You' times

But there have never been 'We' times

You're not my type !  :P  As the song says :

"Never Marry A Railroad Man"

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They don't know about it so it hasn't disappointed them !  None of you are gonna either  :P
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Do I know about it? :o

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Well gee, Zed, I'd be surprised ...

I suppose in all my excitement I may have missed you - but I don't remember more than 2 people being in the room, and if memory serves me correctly, I was one, and you weren't the other..... :P :P
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I wasn't? That is a relief... I'd hate to think I was amnesiac about something like that..... ;D

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Just bumpin' this up in case some of the newer members want to play in our last bonafied almost x-rated thread.... ::)
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Zella...what have you done?  oh man, I'm going to have a field day with this one ;D  where's Syncronos?

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How about a slightly prim Indy Gent?
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Is that the newest question? :P ;)

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Is that the newest question? :P ;)
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Okay I got one, how do you feel about Crazy Don's obsession with finding Mystery Woman? (Pls. don't answer that, Don.)
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With all due respect, Indy, I just had a hell of a time dealing with Crazy Don trying to crash my threads and being a whiny punk.  I don't want to hear any more of his whining.

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With all due respect, Indy, I just had a hell of a time dealing with Crazy Don trying to crash my threads and being a whiny punk.  I don't want to hear any more of his whining.
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Okay I got one, how do you feel about Crazy Don's obsession with finding Mystery Woman? (Pls. don't answer that, Don.)
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Let's just say you wouldn't want to be around when he finds out she's TAKEN...

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So where's your rude question, Rice?

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I haven't posted one yet :)  I'm waiting for backup

to the guest above...I think I can deal with the guy, but thanks for the heads-up

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Crazy Don is not interested in Mystery Woman at all.  It's Mystery Woman who's interested in Crazy Don.  Crazy Don told me this.
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Pfft! Yeah, sure Wayne ::) Questions: Is this some form of nonsequitorial joke? Or can this be truly prooven?

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A: It can be proven. But only if one were to improperly divulge private communications.... :(

Q: If M.W. were here right now, particularly in moderatorial capacity, who would be getting a serious a$$kicking?  ::)
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I am shocked and amazed, but I suppose it takes all kinds. After reading some of the comments and opinions he's made, I doubted very much in such a possibility.

Yes. Who would get a serious @$$ kicking? I presume it's the board member with the least amount of tact and the other one who whines a lot. Right?

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I am shocked and amazed, but I suppose it takes all kinds. After reading some of the comments and opinions he's made, I doubted very much in such a possibility.

Yes. Who would get a serious @$$ kicking? I presume it's the board member with the least amount of tact and the other one who whines a lot. Right?
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Least amount of tact? Is that me? Well, I am an Aries... ::)

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Least amount of tact? Is that me? Well, I am an Aries... ::)
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You're actually a joy to talk to, Z :)

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Wait till you know me better! ::)

Now, is anyone going to get to the purpose of this thread a la Lang, and ask a rude question? ;)
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Yeah, how deep is a whale's vagina?

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Yeah, how deep is a whale's vagina?
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It censored it ;D

I don't know. Do you mean a "whale" whale or a "whale" of a woman ???

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I guess that would depend on how long the male whale's 'schwanz' was (it doesn't censor German!) ;D
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Are gonna go there again? ;) A (whale) male's unit is called a "dork." And, please, refrain from "motion of the ocean" statements. It's the size of the ship, mostly :o Am I correct ladies?

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Are gonna go there again? ;) A (whale) male's unit is called a "dork." And, please, refrain from "motion of the ocean" statements. It's the size of the ship, mostly :o Am I correct ladies?
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Madame, you seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of whale wangs ;)

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Madame, you seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of whale wangs ;)
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That is not a Madame. That is a Monsieur!

And I agree with Mersuelt 100 percent on his observations. ;)

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That is not a Madame. That is a Monsieur!

And I agree with Meursault 100 percent on his observations. ;)
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Reminder: Don't put the big tool in the little tool box and the little tool in the big tool box . We don't want any more beached whales.

... and excuse my typos :P

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Question: What do you use to clean chicken grease off your fingers? A moist towelette, soap and water, a dry napkin, or you you adhere to the saying "Finger Lickin' Good"?
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That's a rude question? ::) C'mon Indy, I know you can do better than that! ;D

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That's a rude question? ::) C'mon Indy, I know you can do better than that! ;D
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Go ahead and ask a question then.

Okay, okay. Let me at it: If you were related to insert name of your crush would you still go for him/her? Even if she was your cousin or maybe he was your half-brother that you hadn't seen in years... hmmm...

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Q: Have you ever worn underwear designed for the opposite sex?
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OMG! I can't stop giggling uncontrollably.... :-X  Seriously, yes, all the time, they are more comfortable! Good one Steve!

Now I have to think of a question; most of the rude ones have already been asked....

Q: Okay, it's the only thing that comes to mind at the moment -- similar to Lang's question of pages back: Would you send a nude photo of yourself to someone via computer?

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A: No, I would feel too sorry for the bug...

Q: Would you joust with lawn darts wearing only a speedo? ;D
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Yes, but my opponent better be some really hot girl wearing only a speedo as well.

Q: Would you date a guy with elephantitis of the n t$? What if he had a good personality and was intelligent? Of course, you'd have to sit in the back because his n t$ would ride shotgun :) :D ;D

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Yes, but my opponent better be some really hot girl wearing only a speedo as well.
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Hee hee -- you already did! But your opponent was SB54, remember? I promise I won't publish the photos... ;D

I would answer the question, but I am just not good today at thinking up new ones... :-/

Quoting:Q: What's your sexual fetish? Or are you one of those missionary-type who are actually dead?
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Ooooooh! Where do you want me to start? :o :P

(you just bring along those handcuffs, and whatever you do, don't let me get the key to the trunk!) ::)

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You people are so *(#& weird.  ::)

Okay...I like satin and lace.  That's as fetishy as I get, I'm actually quite tame.

Oh wait, forgot the question:

Q:  Which part of the body is the tastiest?
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Ah.... that would be the tongue, wouldn't it...? Tasty...tongue....get it...? :-[  <slinks away>

Q: How many porn sites do you visit in a week? ::)

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Answer-
Bailey and Dr. Jonny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati.  
Ooh, HOT!  ;D

Question-
How often have you surfed the web with one hand available to navigate your mouse and the other hand.... well to navigate your other "mouse"? ;)
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This was a natural extention of my porn question, right? So either of you guys gonna answer it? Hee hee hee hee hee ;D ;D ;D

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That's just silly Race !  Who has two 'mouses'  ::) ;)
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Nice evasion tactics! ::)

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That's because Race's question is too Racy

C'mon Race, or this thread will die a painful slow death....
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Oh...I don't think so.... But you know topics like this are positively fraught with danger left in Zeddy's hands.... :-X

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That's because Race's question is too Racy

C'mon Race, or this thread will die a painful slow death....
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Okay okay-Geesh the pressures here.  
Lets just say that I've been know to Wrangle mice :o, never on the board though. :-Hope not  :o

Is there a new question, anyone, anyone ?