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Subject: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/04/02 at 07:30 a.m.
The thread got too long
I had to start another
Welcome to the new
CS got her man
I'm happy for her, and I
Wrote this one for her.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/02 at 07:42 a.m.
Santa has gone kinky
In the gossip line thread thing
Shame on ol' santa :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 08:04 a.m.
And furthermore he
Has now polymorphed into
Hugh Hefner. Hee Hee! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/02 at 08:09 a.m.
If Hugh Hefner slid
Down chimney that would be much
More of a worry
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/04/02 at 08:18 a.m.
Oh my virgin eyes ;D
What a sordid thread we weave
Poor poor poor poor Kay.
Thank you all for that
Visual of Hugh Hefner
Need to have it pass
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 08:41 a.m.
I picture old Heff
Getting stuck in the chimney
All green and Grinch-like....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/04/02 at 08:43 a.m.
Ew ew ew ew EW! :-X
"Mary had a little lamb!..."
(Shouts at top of lungs)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 08:47 a.m.
Well someone said we
Had to have nature in haiku
So I went with green... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/04/02 at 08:54 a.m.
Went to gossip thread
Water coming out of nose
Need a paper towel
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/04/02 at 10:52 a.m.
Think I've had enough
Of the Gossip thread. I can't
Think of anything clean.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/04/02 at 11:03 a.m.
I know what you mean.
Dirty thoughts breed dirty thoughts.
Chuck doesn't like that.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/04/02 at 01:26 p.m.
Gossip thread is great
Waiting for the return of
Parramatta Eels ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/04/02 at 01:29 p.m.
A new haiku thread
New Bon Jovi fan as well
Today is rocking!
Neil Diamond is
Playing tonight in my town
I am going, Yay!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/04/02 at 01:42 p.m.
Have fun at the show
"...Hello, my friend hello. Just
Called to say 'hello'..."
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/04/02 at 01:48 p.m.
That song is my fave
I will be singing loudly
people may get mad
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 05:56 p.m.
When I was just 10
Neil was my favorite
Till the Rolling Stones...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/04/02 at 05:58 p.m.
The haiku thread 2
Is anything but a 2.
2 bad I'm 2 bad. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/04/02 at 06:03 p.m.
Bought Stones' "40 Licks."
Some songs aren't on the set.
Like "As Tears Go By."
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/04/02 at 06:06 p.m.
That was Ms. Faithfull
Marianne if you do care.
But the Stones covered.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 06:10 p.m.
They also did it
In Italian: "Con La Me
Lacrime." Nice version.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/04/02 at 06:12 p.m.
My Italian
Is pretty lame in speaking
What did the words mean?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 11:26 p.m.
Direct translation:
"Tears With Me" (I think) ergo:
"As Tears Go By"!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/05/02 at 03:42 a.m.
Show was amazing!
He did sing Hello Again
I sang my a** off!
I now have no a**
How will I survive like this?
I need a Miller
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 06:51 a.m.
Methinks Jonman that
You need a trip to Greenland
But Miller would freeze.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 06:59 a.m.
Brass monkey time
Up there in good old Greenland
Rug up warm, Jonman
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 07:05 a.m.
I'm sure he'll be warm.
He could snuggle with penguins,
As per his fancy.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 07:09 a.m.
Is party next door
Noisy Bastards all of them
Jart Jart Jart to them
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 07:17 a.m.
Are these same ones with
Loud 'extracurricular
Activities' too? ??? :o ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 07:22 a.m.
Same house, Different
People doing the big bad bonk
Thing now, go figure !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 07:29 a.m.
Then better shut the
Window, unless of course you
Like voyeuring. Ha! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 07:34 a.m.
I might even prefer
To watch, but to listen is
Just plain frustrating >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 07:47 a.m.
Then maybe you should
Turn Up Your Radio. Oooops!
The wrong thread again.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/05/02 at 07:52 a.m.
southernspitfire up
In Greenland freezing her @$$
Off with board buddy?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 07:54 a.m.
I am sure they will
Find a good way to keep warm
Without the blankies.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 12:16 a.m.
Who is the travel
Agent who booked darn trip?
Our lovebirds should sue.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/05/02 at 01:37 p.m.
Twerps squashed the 'Eers flat.
I don't want no more of that.
They play Rutgers next.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 01:41 p.m.
My sister had dog school
Training at West Virginia.
She called it hick place. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/05/02 at 01:44 p.m.
Looked good for a while.
I thought they were coming back. ???
Just wasn't to be. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 02:09 p.m.
Rutgers going down
Next week, Knights will be worm food.
To the Mountaineers.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/05/02 at 02:18 p.m.
Quoting:
southernspitfire up
In Greenland freezing her @$$
Off with board buddy?
End Quote
Shes already left?
I wanted to go with her. ???
Story of my life. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 02:21 p.m.
Quoting:
Shes already left?
I wanted to go with her. ???
Story of my life. :'(
End Quote
I have not left yet
People speak without knowing
I will tell you when!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/05/02 at 02:23 p.m.
I speak all the time
I think my brain works too much
Must stop. Period.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 02:28 p.m.
Sneaky, yes I am!
I might pop up anytime
When you aren't looking
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/05/02 at 02:35 p.m.
I erased last post.
Did you notice the number?
Not playing around. ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 02:40 p.m.
I saw the post, Hoss
But don't know the number
You are asking for
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/05/02 at 02:44 p.m.
Nor do you know mine
But it is available...
On special request. tee-hee-hee!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/05/02 at 02:46 p.m.
I was talking of...
The number of my last post.
Subtract 3 from this.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 02:49 p.m.
I understand now
what you were trying to say
don't ask for bad luck!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/05/02 at 02:52 p.m.
You got that right!!
MUCH better safe than sorry.
I'm superstitious. ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/05/02 at 03:12 p.m.
Marshall proved Kent State
Just Flashes in the pan. Go,
Go Thundering Herd.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 04:43 p.m.
Boilers lose again
In dreadful closing minutes
To Iowa's Hawks.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 10:10 p.m.
P C all day long
Should be weak but feel strong
Go for more time yet.....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 10:14 p.m.
I feel strong too, friend
My caffeine is making me
Fly like an eagle.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 10:18 p.m.
Yard sale over.
And got to eat KFC.
Now time to relax.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 10:25 p.m.
You got KFC :o
That makes me hungry right now
Must ... resist...urges....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 10:28 p.m.
Yes you had better
'Less KFC be within
Close walking distance.... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 10:34 p.m.
KFC is closed
Where I am at this time, *sigh*.
Have to wait 'til lunch.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 10:46 p.m.
I can only eat
two pieces KFC then
Never want again.... :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 10:48 p.m.
Two is my limit
Then I say never again
Soon am back for more :-[ :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 10:49 p.m.
Pass chicken this way
I slept thru my suppertime
Very hungry now
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 10:52 p.m.
I do bet there is
No KFC in Greenland.
Just sealburgers.... :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 10:57 p.m.
Maybe I need to
pack a picnic lunch for 2
before I leave home!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 11:02 p.m.
Should take a lot of
Survival supplies unless
J.M. good with spear? ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 11:06 p.m.
Need blankies and food
I don't think Jonman would kill
Seals for us to eat
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 11:09 p.m.
Ah... a really good
Double entendre wasted!
Zel being naughty.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 11:10 p.m.
Seals are high in fat,
sugars and a vat of oils.
Jon's vessels would clog.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 11:12 p.m.
Hardened arteries
Are bad for the old blood flow
Avoid at any cost
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 11:15 p.m.
I understood you ;)
but will be very quite now!
I will take the 5th ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/05/02 at 11:20 p.m.
That is more like it! :D
Thought for a moment there you
Lost sense of humor.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/05/02 at 11:25 p.m.
Sense of humor gone
for today I am afraid.
My pooch now has wings :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/05/02 at 11:26 p.m.
Zella made a 'point'
Not lost on Fussy either
But I kept quiet........
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/05/02 at 11:30 p.m.
I understood, Z!
But since I came kinda late
I had to keep schtum
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/02 at 11:34 p.m.
I do not condone
Killing baby seals for food.
No humor in that.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/06/02 at 04:57 a.m.
I stumbled across
This post at 4 in the morn
I am out of touch
I am good with 'spear'
You need not worry your head
Cricket will be fine
Now what have I missed
Your puppy now has wings?
Does that mean angel? :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/06/02 at 07:24 a.m.
southernspitfire and
Jonman are gonna freeze their
@$$es off up north.
Got up late today.
I just got here and it's filled
With stuff from last night.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/06/02 at 07:41 a.m.
Got up too early
Not feeling well (KFC!)
Going back to bed soon.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/06/02 at 07:44 a.m.
Dr Fuss says this
Diagnosis too much chook
All day in bathroom ? :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/06/02 at 07:50 a.m.
Well, day just started
Took two Digel; that helped but
Just want to chuck chook! :P :P :P
Eeeeewwww! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/06/02 at 07:55 a.m.
Bad chook dangerous
Lots of bad bacteria
Please be careful Zed
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/06/02 at 08:00 a.m.
That is okay, I
am back to bed in minutes.
As per Dr.'s orders! :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/06/02 at 10:27 a.m.
The chook must be bad
If it gets Zella to rest,
Dr. Fuss has cure.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Reddyrules on 10/07/02 at 05:07 a.m.
I know Fuss eats Chook
Especially K.F.Cs
Chicken Roll and Coke
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 05:23 a.m.
Eat a good breakfast
Bacon, biscuits and gravy
Southern home cookin'!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 06:27 a.m.
Gravy for breakfast :o
I think I'd be in heaven :D
(Washed down with Coke Mmmm) ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 06:41 a.m.
Coke with gravy..hum?
Never heard of that before
How about some milk?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 06:43 a.m.
Milk is too healthy
Only taken with medicine :P
Or with flavouring :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/07/02 at 06:46 a.m.
Some chocolate milk
Is good with drop of whiskey
But not for breakfast....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 06:48 a.m.
You must rethink man!!
Milk...it does a body good
Just look at the ads! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 06:55 a.m.
Ah, but, Southern S
You can't teach an old body
New tricks, alas, no... :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 06:58 a.m.
Never too old to
do a body right..or then
do a body wrong!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 07:01 a.m.
But the will to win
Is hard to sustain when you
Don't think with your brain ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/07/02 at 07:01 a.m.
Fussy's an Aussie.
Don't have that ad campaign there.
Never heard of it.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 07:04 a.m.
But CrazyDon knows
How it can help with the bones
Does a body good!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/07/02 at 07:16 a.m.
Quite entertaining...
Don't let me get in the way.
Carry on you two three....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 07:20 a.m.
Join us queen of cones
I am at a loss of words!
phone calls must now be made, yuk! :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 07:21 a.m.
I wouldn't drink milk
To save my life, but then a-
Gain, maybe I would ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/07/02 at 07:26 a.m.
At times milk can be
Okay. If it is quite cold.
But Coke is better.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 07:29 a.m.
They say, Coke is it
I am inclined to agree
With those smart ad men :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/07/02 at 07:34 a.m.
Don't let Indy hear
That! Will we ever see Pepsi
Avatar go 'way....? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 07:35 a.m.
It is here to stay
A blight on decent people, all
I'm in trouble now :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/07/02 at 07:36 a.m.
Hope not; I like it ;D
Pepsi is my choice of pop
Oops, I mean so-da
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 07:38 a.m.
Horrors, D J M
And 'May The Farce Be With You' :)
Don't you mean "Soft Drink' ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/07/02 at 07:40 a.m.
I just say soda
In self defense here in CA,
But it should be "pop."
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 07:50 a.m.
Next time I say I
must make a phone call, stop me
only bad news can come out:'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/07/02 at 07:52 a.m.
Sorry you have had
More bad news on telephone
Hope day gets better
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/07/02 at 08:07 a.m.
I hope it does too
You should cash in on Greenland
Vacation real soon
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/07/02 at 08:56 a.m.
As soon as I get
my sox and blankie packed up
Jon and I am gone!!!!!! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/07/02 at 10:10 a.m.
Have an awesome time
Hope your sox and your blankie
Are the thermal type
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/02 at 01:30 p.m.
And watch out for seals,
Walruses, polar bears, holes
And avalanche.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: RockandRollFan on 10/07/02 at 01:43 p.m.
He Does Not Mean Hockey Avs,
So Please, Do Be Safe,
And Have A Wonderful Time
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/02 at 05:42 p.m.
The A was the small
So no hockey in Greenland
Mark wouldn't live there.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/08/02 at 10:39 a.m.
Is McDonald's food
Better than KFC? I
hope Zella's OK.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/08/02 at 12:58 a.m.
I'm a Hardees man.
But since I've been worrking out....
I eat rabbit food. ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/08/02 at 01:02 p.m.
But not rabbit soup
I hope, because you should not
Eat Hossy-Pfeiffer!
Quoting:
I'm a Hardees man.
But since I've been worrking out....
I eat rabbit food. ::)
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/08/02 at 02:10 p.m.
Quoting:
But not rabbit soup
I hope, because you should not
Eat Hossy-Pfeiffer!
End Quote
Don't know what that means. ???
Who is this Pfeiffer, Bobo?
Unless its Michelle! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/08/02 at 02:12 p.m.
Michelle's long lost twin?
Perhaps that could explain it.
On second thoughts... um...
Quoting:
Don't know what that means. ???
Who is this Pfeiffer, Bobo?
Unless its Michelle! :o
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/08/02 at 02:12 p.m.
Bobo is cryptic.
Half the time I don't know what
He's saying either! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/08/02 at 02:16 p.m.
Strangely cryptic, why...
Maybe that would explain it.
Must note incognitae
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/08/02 at 02:17 p.m.
As far as eating.....
Michelle Pfieffer is a dish....
I'd take a bite of!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/08/02 at 02:19 p.m.
See! ^^'s what I mean!
Did you all understand that?
I didn't... at all... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/08/02 at 02:19 p.m.
I guess she don't know
Michelle, phone this number right
Now. Five-Five-Five HOSS
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/09/02 at 01:46 a.m.
Found this on page 2
Why doesn't everyone post
And keep this up front?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/09/02 at 06:35 a.m.
Got up late again.
Bunch of quizzes with lots of
Answers. I missed out.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/09/02 at 06:38 a.m.
Here now to keep this
On Page one where it belongs
At Jonman's request
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/09/02 at 07:46 a.m.
Very good idea.
Don't want anyone to feel
The wrath of the spear! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/09/02 at 07:48 a.m.
You heard it here
From the jart to the spear
Do you get the point ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/09/02 at 07:51 a.m.
the spear has powers
not to be used carelessly
must save for Greenland! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/09/02 at 07:54 a.m.
Better be careful
Keep Virtual Madeline
Away from the spear! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/09/02 at 07:55 a.m.
How to find Greenland
Fly from Aus to USA
And take a left turn ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/09/02 at 08:00 a.m.
Fuss must be using
Erroneous globe again.
Should be a right turn... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/09/02 at 08:02 a.m.
To get to US
From Aus you fly east and so
You would turn left Zed !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/09/02 at 08:08 a.m.
No, you must fly north
Greenland is right of US
On all of my maps...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/09/02 at 05:19 p.m.
Who would want Greenland?
Antartica has lots more
Penguins and cold air.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/09/02 at 10:25 p.m.
Greenland at least has
Grass; Antarctica just has
Lots and lots of snow...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/10/02 at 00:13 a.m.
That would be quite cold...
But on the plus side, I guess
This haiku makes sense.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/10/02 at 03:00 a.m.
Quoting:
No, you must fly north
Greenland is right of US
On all of my maps...
End Quote
Couldn't let this die.
Womans sense of direction. ???
Better get new map.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 06:02 a.m.
Bobo, Kent Brockman
Newsreader extrordinaire
That was "My 2 Cents" ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 06:04 a.m.
Quoting:
Couldn't let this die.
Womans sense of direction. ???
Better get new map.
End Quote
Zella has old maps
World is flat, boats sail off
Many screams are heard...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/10/02 at 06:49 a.m.
I have old maps, too
Of Cornwall and Aussie but
I love to use 'em!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/10/02 at 07:01 a.m.
Have small world atlas
Behind my desk marked for
IN and WV and VA
And also fold-out
National Geographic
Big map of Queensland.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 07:31 a.m.
I have done my first
Parody and submitted
It to Amiright :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: RockandRollFan on 10/10/02 at 07:52 a.m.
Surely It Is Great
And Stop Calling You Shirley,
But Now I Digress!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 08:33 a.m.
This is from Airplane
The definitive plane spoof
With Leslie Neilson.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/10/02 at 04:25 p.m.
Do not tell my boss
I should be rehearsing now
Here is way more fun
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 05:16 p.m.
Your secret is safe.
But Jonman, can't the bosses
See your post, like mine?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 09:13 p.m.
I can't post from work
But sometimes still I do ha !
It is verboten....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 09:15 p.m.
Forbidden at work?
My, my, and I thought the 'net
Made work easier.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/10/02 at 09:18 p.m.
Depends on how you
Use it! Porno and Message
Boards are not allowed! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 09:20 p.m.
E-mail not allowed
Unless it is strictly biz
And just on Outlook.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 09:21 p.m.
Who told about porn >:(
They, oops um ah er ooh-wah :-[
Time to leave this thread ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 09:23 p.m.
Fuss caught red-handed.
Peeking at porno web page.
God, please forgive him.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 09:31 p.m.
I just said who told
Not an admission of guilt !
Don't call police yet....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/10/02 at 09:31 p.m.
And I thought he was
Actually busily
Working! Tsk tsk tsk!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 09:33 p.m.
No tsking allowed !
Am innocent I tells ya
And it all gets logged :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/10/02 at 09:34 p.m.
Hossy's Hokies won.
Took Eagles to the limit.
28 to 23.
I'm trying to make
4,000 posts before
I leave board tonight.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/10/02 at 09:37 p.m.
Don steers clear of the
Porno and concentrates on
Getting some more posts... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 09:39 p.m.
More posts for Crazydon ?
Thought it was Indy and I
Making useless posts....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 09:40 p.m.
Zella concentrates
On catching up to Fussy
In race to 6 grand.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 09:42 p.m.
Let crazydon have
His 4,000th worthless post
I'm still most worthless.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/10/02 at 11:58 p.m.
Congrats DaisyChron...
I mean, Crazydon on your
Four thousandeth post!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/11/02 at 06:56 a.m.
Don acheived his goal
Had a quick sleep then came back
For more punishment :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: RockandRollFan on 10/11/02 at 07:02 a.m.
IndyGent is wrong,
For I am the most worthless,
Posts, I have plenty....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/11/02 at 07:06 a.m.
You are all quite wrong >:(
If you don't mind me saying
No-one is worthless :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/11/02 at 10:56 a.m.
Y'all have quantity....
But I have the quality...
I'm the worthless champ!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/11/02 at 11:07 a.m.
Hoss will reach 1K
Soon; will be officially
Worthless at that time... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/11/02 at 11:14 a.m.
Wonder how many
Of Hossy's posts are useful?
We may never know.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/11/02 at 11:23 a.m.
T'was Don who decides
Saying to all and sundry
I dub thee "Worthless." ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/11/02 at 07:30 p.m.
I need to bump this
Thread back onto page one. Now
I'm gonna do it.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/11/02 at 07:42 p.m.
And here I thought I'd
Have to make special request
For a bump later... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/11/02 at 11:52 p.m.
Request for a 'bump' :o
That sounds a little risque
On the messageboard :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/12/02 at 00:19 a.m.
I was waiting for
Someone to catch that; Figures
That it would be you... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/12/02 at 00:22 a.m.
It is 'what I do'
It's my life's work, if you will
To keep my eye out...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/12/02 at 00:27 a.m.
Haiku turned dirty
I think I likey alot
No need to stop now! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/12/02 at 00:35 a.m.
SS you should make
a naughty post here then
Show what you're made of !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/12/02 at 00:43 a.m.
guttermind is a
terrible thing to waste on
a late Friday night
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/12/02 at 00:45 a.m.
I could try and make
A naughty post if I wanted
But I'd fail badly...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/12/02 at 01:04 a.m.
guess I should sleep now
must clean gutters tomorrow
Yuk, not a fun day >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/12/02 at 07:38 a.m.
I have nothing to
Do all weekend except play
On the computer.... :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/12/02 at 07:42 a.m.
You are most lucky
Have constant interruptions
Do I yes I do... >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/13/02 at 06:46 a.m.
What's the matter? Did
No one post to this thread last
Night? I'm so surprised!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/13/02 at 06:58 a.m.
I wanted to but
I couldn't as I was last
Now I can again
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/13/02 at 07:08 a.m.
I wish that I could...
Wait! of what are we talking?
Sounds good, anyway... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/13/02 at 07:12 a.m.
Voices in my head ::)
Why can't they agree with the
Rest of what I say :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/13/02 at 07:19 a.m.
Someone was very
Diligent in their posting
The last 8 hours....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/02 at 12:16 a.m.
Southern Spitfire
And I had good ol' time
In trading PM's
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/13/02 at 09:28 p.m.
S'posed to be working
On MS Word doc.; instead
I'm frivolating... :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/02 at 11:16 p.m.
To err is human.
Remember that, dear Zella.
We are both human.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/14/02 at 03:04 a.m.
Don't know how to act.
Both my fantasy teams won!
And the Steelers too!! :D :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/14/02 at 09:51 a.m.
Well my fantasy team
Always wins... Ooops! Guess you were
Talking diff'rent sport! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/14/02 at 11:29 a.m.
The board crashed today.
About one o'clock. Couldn't
get onto the board. >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/14/02 at 01:16 p.m.
The board's back again.
I've have had some serve problems
But it's back up now. 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/14/02 at 01:20 p.m.
Something strange happened
Couldn't log in for a bit
But I'm back now! YAY!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/14/02 at 01:23 p.m.
I had problems too
So I did some work (really!)
It's good to be back
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/15/02 at 10:57 a.m.
I'm bored as hell 'cause
Nobody comes around here
Around 1 pm.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/15/02 at 11:05 a.m.
I'm here now, and I'm
Watching "The Simpsons", therefore
I can not be bored.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/15/02 at 12:57 a.m.
I am here too, Don
Bump this thread back to the top
Won't get buried now
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/15/02 at 02:37 p.m.
Haiku, how are you?
Doing fine on number 9.
Going on thread three.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/15/02 at 05:58 p.m.
Dirty haiku's. Fun!
What can I say about that?
Dirty haiku's. Fun!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/15/02 at 06:12 p.m.
Dirty limericks
Filthy poems, ribald odes
Can't top the haiku. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/15/02 at 07:47 p.m.
Where? where? I'm looking
But do not see haiku smut!
Should look somewhere else.... ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/15/02 at 08:26 p.m.
Smut, smut everywhere!
Now look close Zella deary
You just might see it!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/15/02 at 08:43 p.m.
The smut's somewhere else.
I don't see it, or either
I'm missing something.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/15/02 at 08:45 p.m.
There is no smut here.
Haikus are supposed to cleanse.
Japanese get mad.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/15/02 at 08:46 p.m.
Well Zella found it!
It is in the lyric thread..
Boy is it ever!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/15/02 at 08:49 p.m.
Eureka, she has.
Something about the sex lines.
Or Mel Gibson's tush?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/15/02 at 08:51 p.m.
When did Mel sneak in?
I thought it was just Tom Cruise
Or one similar... ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/15/02 at 08:53 p.m.
I wish for Nicole
In a red thong bikini,
Barely covering.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/15/02 at 11:38 p.m.
I wish for..oops! Now
I almost told on myself!!
Secrets must be kept!! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/15/02 at 11:41 p.m.
Your wish is my command
Whatever it might become
The genie's spoken. 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/15/02 at 11:47 p.m.
IG a genie?
If I rub your belly now
Do I get my wish??
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/16/02 at 00:25 a.m.
LOL, Cricket.
Flattery gets you nowhere.
Neither does bribing.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/16/02 at 00:29 a.m.
I need a genie
To make all my wishes true
Never hurts to ask!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/16/02 at 00:32 a.m.
I need more wishes...
Wishing the same thing hourly
Can't serve much purpose.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/16/02 at 00:35 a.m.
Wishes do come true
as it has been said before
I really doubt it!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/16/02 at 00:39 a.m.
May I have Genie?
Never would kill to ask him
For wishes unknown...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/16/02 at 00:40 a.m.
I am too cryptic.
Half of the time, I don't know
What I try to say...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/16/02 at 05:11 a.m.
Mystery Woman asked
For three wishes, and you could
Not wish for any more.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/16/02 at 06:52 a.m.
To wish for more would
Be flouting the rules but has
Anyone tried it ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 06:58 a.m.
Have to find Genie
First, and I am not rubbing
Anyone's stomach! :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/16/02 at 07:00 a.m.
But your wish may come
True - you just need to pick the
Right stomach to rub !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/16/02 at 07:04 a.m.
if you wish not to
rub a belly then Zella
rub something else....OH!!! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 07:06 a.m.
I probably should
Not answer that, well not here
Anyway, should I? ;) ;D
(Went in to modify, 'cus Cricket beat me to the post, but what the heck, it worked anyway! ;D ;D )
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/16/02 at 07:08 a.m.
And why not Zella
We are all friends here today
Others want to know! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 07:13 a.m.
If they don't "have my
Number" by now honey, they
Never will figure.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Reddyrules on 10/16/02 at 07:24 a.m.
I Never Worry
About other peoples lives
'less they affect me
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 07:28 a.m.
Maybe you should be
A nihilist just like Kid
Charlemagne purports....
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/16/02 at 07:30 a.m.
Quoting:
I Never Worry
About other peoples lives
'less they affect me
End Quote
That has been noted
In memory banks and will
Be put to good use !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 07:33 a.m.
Reddy made it safe
To venture back to Haiku
Thread now, but beware! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/16/02 at 07:36 a.m.
Innuendo or
Smut may be lurking where you
Least expect it huh ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 07:40 a.m.
On this board you should
Expect to find it anywhere!
Especially here! ;D V
5^^u+
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Dude on 10/16/02 at 09:39 a.m.
Zella didn't catch
The referance to her in
Mark's "made up song thread" ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 12:26 a.m.
Very cute Hossy!
It went by me the first time...
Now I am blushing... :-[ ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/16/02 at 12:44 a.m.
Very cold outside.
Must keep my brain functioning.
Must not remove shoes.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/16/02 at 03:26 p.m.
Question for Bobo...
Who the heck is this Grendle?
And why does he rule? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/16/02 at 04:31 p.m.
Grendle's a female?
Don't know for sure. Like Hairspray,
doesn't give gender.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/17/02 at 00:20 a.m.
Grendle is that guy
Who wanted to rule, 'member?
I can't think right now.
Quoting:
Question for Bobo...
Who the heck is this Grendle?
And why does he rule? ???
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/17/02 at 09:04 a.m.
Grendle wanted to
Be in someone's sig line for
Notoriety
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/17/02 at 11:24 p.m.
What happened to Z??
Have not seen her today yet
Maybe she was here? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/17/02 at 11:35 p.m.
I haven't seen her
Maybe she'll drop by later
Let's all hope she will.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/18/02 at 06:10 a.m.
Wonder where Zella
Is? She's usually here
But she isn't. Darn.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/18/02 at 12:13 a.m.
You're not here either
CD? Is this some kind of
Mass-evacuation? :(
Quoting:
Wonder where Zella
Is? She's usually here
But she isn't. Darn.
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/18/02 at 12:23 a.m.
Hossy changed his name
Took some time to figure out
I simply said, "Dude!" ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/18/02 at 12:35 a.m.
Hossy is no more
Now welcome the new Hossy:
Mr. Dude. <applause>
Quoting:
Hossy changed his name
Took some time to figure out
I simply said, "Dude!" ;D
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/18/02 at 09:11 p.m.
Zella has returned!
No transformation. She's still
Zella. Just Zella.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/19/02 at 04:55 a.m.
Today I received
Anonymous birthday gift
Maybe it's from you?
A t-shirt and gum
Black shirt that speaks of penguins
Gum from the eighties
Methinks I know who
Is the mystery giver
The clue is right there
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/19/02 at 01:36 p.m.
Sounds like a real
Mystery that. But you will
Likely solve it soon.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/19/02 at 01:39 p.m.
Hope it's a Woman.
You Canadians all have
All the blasted luck. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/19/02 at 02:03 p.m.
Sweetest day? What? Huh?
Hallmark invented it to
Sell more cards. I think.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/19/02 at 06:16 p.m.
Well I say it worked.
They sold one to me last week.
Braved the Mall for that! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/19/02 at 11:44 p.m.
Anything to sell
More cards for gift shops and such
Except around Christmas...
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/02 at 00:53 a.m.
Every day is grand.
This could be the sweetest year.
I can hope, at least. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/20/02 at 00:55 a.m.
Can't wait for next year
This year was a total bomb
Next year, better PLEASE!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/20/02 at 00:58 a.m.
SS, Indy and
Bobo all missing, then back...
Off smoking that bong?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/20/02 at 01:00 a.m.
Not really missing
Merely writing a song - takes time
To get it quite right.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/20/02 at 01:01 a.m.
Now we got busted!!
Do not call the cops yet, Z
You are invited!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/20/02 at 01:05 a.m.
Sorry, am busy
Elsewhere; will have to pass on
Drugs & whatever ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/20/02 at 01:09 a.m.
No drugs Zella chick
time for an avatar change
Happy Halloween!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/20/02 at 05:58 a.m.
My brother marries
His fourth wife today. That's why
I never married.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/20/02 at 06:10 a.m.
Weekend comes to close
I am feeling very sick
Back is hurting lots
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/21/02 at 01:12 a.m.
Jonman is not well
He is suffering alright
It is Jack induced
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 07:42 a.m.
Hope you feel better
Jonman, Jack induced headaches
Are the very worst.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/21/02 at 10:12 a.m.
Hangover is gone
Jack may now come back and play
Sleep is a great cure
edit: I don't know if any of you get "The Simpsons" cartoon in your Sunday papers but yesterday's featured a substitute teacher that noticed Ralph Wiggums spoke only in haiku...VERY funny!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/21/02 at 10:26 a.m.
Glad you are better
I wish Simpsons comics ran
In my newspaper
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 09:30 p.m.
Dishes need washing
IG where are you at dear?
Soap suds are ready!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/21/02 at 09:31 p.m.
My head has an ache
One big tablet I must take
Make it all better ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 09:34 p.m.
Dr. Fuss needs help
Headaching I know too well!
Dr. Christy's here!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 09:39 p.m.
Sorry, Nurse Christy.
I don't work Mondays at sinks.
Maybe Saturday.
Quoting:
Dishes need washing
IG where are you at dear?
Soap suds are ready!
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 09:41 p.m.
Ok, IG..*sigh*
I thought I would ask anyway
Never hurts to try!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 09:43 p.m.
I guess you need to
Tend to Fussy now, he's ill.
And wanting your help.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 09:46 p.m.
Ok, Fuss...time to
Take 2 "shots" of Jack Daniels
then you will feel great!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 09:48 p.m.
Here's a cure for Fuss.
Raw squid with octopus feet.
Wrapped in skin paper. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 10:04 p.m.
Dishes all done now!
But I have dishpan hands..argh!
Where is the lotion?
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 10:07 p.m.
I have some Jurgens
My sister bought for nothing.
She won't mind-too much. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 10:11 p.m.
Brand new dishwasher
Sears has to fix or replace
Or I will get MEAN!!!!!! >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 10:14 p.m.
Avoid Sears, SS.
Get Maytag or a Whirlpool.
Even Frigidaire.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 10:21 p.m.
It is a Kenmore
and already paid for, so...
It is mine to keep! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 10:23 p.m.
If a Kenmore is
What you want to keep inside,
I hope fixman comes. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/21/02 at 10:28 p.m.
Fixman must come soon!!
Tired of washing dishes now
All the time seems like!
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/02 at 10:33 p.m.
I like dishwashers.
But I prefer hand washing.
Don't like repair bills.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/21/02 at 11:48 p.m.
Don't need dishwasher
As I have cats with rough tongues
Then just a quick rinse... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/21/02 at 11:53 p.m.
Be like the Russians
Break dirty plates in drunken
Orgy, then start fresh :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/21/02 at 11:58 p.m.
Well, two out of three
Sound good! As for plates, broken
Glass could be nasty! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/22/02 at 00:04 a.m.
Broken glass ain't good
Worried about spillages
plus more painful things.
Quoting:
Well, two out of three
Sound good! As for plates, broken
Glass could be nasty! :o
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/22/02 at 00:48 a.m.
A fit of anger
then I can cause some breakage
Just ask my crystal! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Bobo on 10/22/02 at 00:52 a.m.
Christy's poor crystal
Has suffered from breakage for
The first - and last time ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/22/02 at 00:54 a.m.
Bobo is so right!
Never will use it again
Great stress reliever! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Jonman on 10/22/02 at 01:52 a.m.
I am happy now
Canucks won the hockey game
I go see them soon
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/02 at 06:58 a.m.
Never been Ice Hockey
Can't play it good over here
Fall through melted ice !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/22/02 at 07:10 a.m.
"Can't play it well" -- Zed
Searches haiku high and low
For misplaced "grammer"... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/02 at 07:12 a.m.
Speaking of Grammar
Last time I looked it was not
Spelt with an 'E' Zed ;D
Gotcha back ! :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/22/02 at 07:12 a.m.
Maybe you should start
Another thread, Zella, 'cause
It's on page 20.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/22/02 at 07:28 a.m.
Quoting:
Speaking of Grammar
Last time I looked it was not
Spelt with an 'E' Zed ;D
Gotcha back ! :P
End Quote
Did that on purpose
Silly! Hence the use of "" ""s
Short memory span! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/02 at 07:29 a.m.
Quoting:
Did that on purpose
Silly! Hence the use of "" ""s
Short memory span! ;D
End Quote
Dopey FussBudget
In that case D'oh ! D'oh ! D'oh ! D'oh !
D'oh ! D'oh ! D'oh ! and D'oh !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/22/02 at 07:37 a.m.
Shall we continue
Here yet on page twenty?
Till we drive Don mad? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/02 at 07:46 a.m.
Don will be crazy
His role as interim Mod
Is being challenged !
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Zella on 10/22/02 at 08:07 a.m.
He's a Mod, He's a
Mod, He's a Mod? He won't
Change anymore, eh?
(ooops, wrong thread again! ::) )
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/02 at 08:10 a.m.
Nice change of pace to
Quote a New Zealand band from
The sixties here Zed :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/22/02 at 09:04 a.m.
I'm not a mod yet.
Watch out for Hairspray, who will
Lock this thread up tight.
Subject: Re: Haiku #2!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/22/02 at 10:41 a.m.
This is the last post
Of this thread; Edition 2.
On to the third one.