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Subject: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/23/02 at 07:35 a.m.
#2 is locked
So I will start #3
Hope to see you here!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/23/02 at 07:37 a.m.
Here I am D J
Posting post as requested
Did not disappoint
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/23/02 at 07:41 a.m.
I have to say this
Is much shorter than what I
Was writing elsewhere... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/23/02 at 08:15 a.m.
Posted to code thread
Can type code; can't read so well
V3r'/ frU5+r4+||\|6
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/02 at 08:23 a.m.
I have no more work.
I have to wait for the mail.
Not good for Wednesday.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Dude on 10/23/02 at 08:40 a.m.
Take a break Indy.
Don't complain 'bout lack of work.
Blessing in disguise.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/02 at 10:56 a.m.
I would love no work
On a day with no duress
But it's Uncle Sam. :(
(Know whut I mean)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/23/02 at 11:15 a.m.
I started the last.
Didn't want to start the new.
Thanks, DJ Midas.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/23/02 at 01:00 p.m.
You're welcome, Crazy.
Thought that I should keep haiku
Live among penguins
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/23/02 at 09:30 p.m.
All gif files not
Working; insist on op'ning
In stupid WordPad! >:(
My computer tech
Is lax today; and must be
Punished severely! :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/02 at 09:46 p.m.
Give 30 lashes
With a wet noodle today
So tech doesn't slouch.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/23/02 at 09:52 p.m.
Or maybe instead
Some soft ropes and some leather
And ice cubes and plume... :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/02 at 10:04 p.m.
Plume and ice is nice
But wet noodle is Da Bomb.
Do you agree, Fussy?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/23/02 at 11:26 p.m.
Doing good haikus
Often much more difficult
Than one would expect
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/02 at 11:32 p.m.
It's Five-Seven-Five
Syllables make the diff'rence
Subjects not germain.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Jonman on 10/24/02 at 02:39 a.m.
I am drunk tonight
Tomorrow too I will be
At the hockey game
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/24/02 at 04:25 a.m.
SpongeBob, he does talk
Sits on my desk now and smiles
Thank you to my boys!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/24/02 at 06:43 a.m.
Good morning penguins
Yet another day of work
Can't wait 'til Friday
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/24/02 at 06:45 a.m.
It once again is safe
To venture into haiku
Indy is sleeping! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/24/02 at 06:53 a.m.
And away we go
It won't hurt Indy it won't
What Indy don't know...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/24/02 at 07:02 a.m.
What Indy don't know
He can't comment on; but he
Likes to speculate... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/24/02 at 07:04 a.m.
A speculator
Sounds like an instrument of
Examination :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/24/02 at 07:14 a.m.
Ouch! It would have to
Be well padded then! --this said
Instrument of spec! ;;
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/24/02 at 07:43 a.m.
Fussy makes me laugh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hee hee hee hee hee
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/24/02 at 07:45 a.m.
Lucky us guys don't have
to 'speculate', or we would
Not be laughing hey ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/24/02 at 07:47 a.m.
That is very true
Speculation doesn't sound
Very fun at all
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/24/02 at 07:49 a.m.
Lie back, spread your legs
And think of England doesn't
Quite make up for it....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/24/02 at 07:52 a.m.
I shouldn't read these
While trying to drink coffee
Keyboard needs cleaning
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/24/02 at 07:57 a.m.
Wow! Get distracted
Elsewhere for a few minutes
And look what I miss! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/24/02 at 08:12 a.m.
Doctor Fuss says it's
A tough job but somebody
Has to do it.....Nurse !
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/24/02 at 08:18 a.m.
Or the nurse's aid
For 13 pages at least
Oh! Oh! Where was I? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/24/02 at 10:45 a.m.
Don't know where you were
Here comes Crazy Don to post
Another haiku.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/02 at 10:49 a.m.
Haiku, we love you.
As Pikachu would have said
In its mousy voice.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/02 at 11:15 a.m.
Pokémon do not
Insofar as I can see
Converse in haiku
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/24/02 at 11:58 a.m.
Once upon a moon
My friend and I did IM
In haiku for days
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/24/02 at 12:33 a.m.
That sounds like fun, Rice.
Haiku is poetry that
Many penguins use :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/02 at 12:39 a.m.
Let party begin
Don't need a permit to quaff
Alcoholic drinks.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/24/02 at 02:25 p.m.
Sounds good, Indy Gent.
I'll be ready very soon
Thirty minutes now.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Jonman on 10/24/02 at 02:29 p.m.
I will pass on this
Goldie thinks I have problem
With my alcohol
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/24/02 at 06:28 p.m.
Come on now Jonman
Jack will be running freely
Ignore goldie, sweet!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/02 at 07:37 p.m.
I understand, Man
Maybe alcohol too strong.
Spit may be strong, too. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Jonman on 10/25/02 at 02:11 a.m.
I saw the Canucks
At play with the Mighty Ducks
I had MGD
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/25/02 at 06:07 a.m.
Prefer to sleep when
Other people post on the board.
Can't figure out why.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/25/02 at 06:25 a.m.
Quoting:
I understand, Man
Maybe alcohol too strong.
Spit may be strong, too. ;D
End Quote
Is that a case of
Expectations above your
Expectorations?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/02 at 06:26 a.m.
Phil the mad punster
Strikes again, is a credit
To we punsters all
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/25/02 at 06:55 a.m.
And had you noticed
"A rag man"'s an anagram
Of an anagram
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/02 at 07:00 a.m.
No, but I had seen
That I was being joshed in
"Aussie Ettiquette"...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Dude on 10/25/02 at 07:07 a.m.
That was a great thread!!
It really hit home for me.
Just like around here. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/25/02 at 07:07 a.m.
Etiquette is not
Something I associate
With Australians
But FBVP,
For you, I'll have to try to
Make an exception
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/02 at 07:12 a.m.
I shall have to show
You what to do with the rough
End of pineapple ;D
(hee hee - there's some nice ettiquette !)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/25/02 at 07:17 a.m.
Pineapple makes me
Think of that old song by the
B-52's! Ha!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/25/02 at 07:18 a.m.
Take rough with the smooth
Though when it's a pineapple
There isn't much smooth
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/02 at 07:25 a.m.
Quoting:
Pineapple makes me
Think of that old song by the
B-52's! Ha!
End Quote
Love Shack ??? :o
Ouch ! Kinky :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/25/02 at 07:28 a.m.
Quoting:
Love Shack ??? :o
Ouch ! Kinky :P
End Quote
I find I cannot
Do Haiku anymore and
Not be all naughty! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/02 at 07:31 a.m.
What do you mean Zed
Anymore, that is the wrong tense
For sure I'm thinking
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/25/02 at 07:40 a.m.
And now this thread has
Gone berserk. I leave and there's
Lots of new haikus.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/25/02 at 07:41 a.m.
Quoting:
I find I cannot
Do Haiku anymore and
Not be all naughty! ;D
End Quote
So do more haiku
And be so very naughty
We won't mind, I'm sure
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/02 at 07:44 a.m.
Quoting:
And now this thread has
Gone berserk. I leave and there's
Lots of new haikus.
End Quote
Beserk is a great word
Like Annihilate it is
Very descriptive
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/25/02 at 07:45 a.m.
A place for filthy
Haikus? Try Chuck's site WhatFreaks
dot com. A lot there.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/25/02 at 11:53 a.m.
Bye everybody
I'm off home for the weekend
Be good without me
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/25/02 at 12:03 a.m.
Have a nice one, Phil!
I am soon to follow suit
DJing tonight
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/26/02 at 00:38 a.m.
How about a real haiku for a change?
Hoping and dreaming
Takes a lot of energy;
Drains away the soul...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/26/02 at 00:57 a.m.
Not for me, Zella.
Hoping and dreaming are tools
For all God's children.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/26/02 at 06:24 a.m.
southernspitfire and
Zella were on line when I was
Posted when I left.
Crazy Don needs sleep.
Can't you guys be a lot more
Considerate? Huh?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/26/02 at 06:44 a.m.
Zella was offline
By midnight. Just now came back.
Did not post since then!
Don, come the end of
DST, you have
Me all to yourself! :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Jonman on 10/26/02 at 12:49 a.m.
I am here right now
Where the heck is everyone?
I think I will go
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/26/02 at 03:07 p.m.
Big game on today!
Razorbacks stomped the Rebs good!!!!!
I'm a happy girl!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/26/02 at 04:05 p.m.
Anyone seen Don?
Must find out if it's safe to
Post here at this time.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/26/02 at 05:08 p.m.
He's still bitter 'cause
He doesn't want to post late
When he should take naps. 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/26/02 at 06:07 p.m.
Crazy Don comes and
Goes. Where he stops, no one knows.
Sound familiar? Should.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/26/02 at 09:51 p.m.
The end tomorrow
Of DST means to us
Cable hour later.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/26/02 at 10:31 p.m.
Good night, everybody.
Hope there aren't a ton of
New posts in morning.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/26/02 at 10:57 p.m.
Think of all the fun
You will have reading them all
Before you post alone... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/26/02 at 11:11 p.m.
Quoting:
How about a real haiku for a change?
Hoping and dreaming
Takes a lot of energy;
Drains away the soul...
End Quote
I think this is real enough...
Great disappointment
Bullpen screwed it up big time
Can Giants still win?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/26/02 at 11:41 p.m.
Told ya': Game Seven
To decide the kings of base
In Californ-ya. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/27/02 at 00:10 a.m.
An extra hour
We all are going to get
More time to post, yay!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 00:15 a.m.
Except for us Hoosiers
We'll have to made do without
The extra hour time. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/27/02 at 00:30 a.m.
Zella will get less
Time to post for all intents
And purposes. Drat!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/27/02 at 00:32 a.m.
With the time changing
I will be all screwed up now
More than normally! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/27/02 at 00:35 a.m.
Is it an hour
More or less that I will hear
Don complain about ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 00:39 a.m.
As the Jacksons sang,
It's too late to change the time.
And Michael's face back.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/27/02 at 00:43 a.m.
One extra hour
Two am will come 'round twice
Tonite for late owls
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 00:44 a.m.
I've never seen owls.
At night or any old time.
I guess we're owl-less.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/27/02 at 01:55 p.m.
Powerball winner
Sold in Indiana. Hope
No one here won it.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 02:24 p.m.
I sure didn't win.
Didn't waste my buck on tix.
Hope they claim this time.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/27/02 at 03:06 p.m.
It's probably not
Banasy either. Is she
Still in hiding? Huh?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 03:28 p.m.
Don't know 'bout Donna
She's wants some time to herself.
Unfortunately. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/27/02 at 07:28 p.m.
Donna is quite fine;
Just putting in long hours
At the library... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 08:01 p.m.
She's in the lib now?
I didn't even know she
Worked. Good job Donna. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/27/02 at 08:18 p.m.
Volunteer work at
The library. So has not too
Much time to post here.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/02 at 09:34 p.m.
Colts lose another one.
Snatching defeat from the jaws
Of a victory. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 04:48 a.m.
Race Bannon upset
FussBudget by having swipe
At Peanuts by gosh....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 05:22 a.m.
And not to mention
Mistaking Fussy for a
Dominatrix. Ha! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 05:26 a.m.
Must defend honour
PVC Riding Boots are
Not my style, Man....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 06:14 a.m.
True! Can't picture it!
But leather would be preferred,
I would guess, to lace.... :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 06:19 a.m.
Soccer Boots ! But not
In the way that I think you
Are suggesting of
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 06:23 a.m.
Soccer boots, short shorts,
And a sweat band and not much
Else! Can picture that! :D :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 06:30 a.m.
Sounds great - send a pic !
Oh ! You meant me LOL
Sorry, my mistake ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 06:33 a.m.
Nice save, Fussy Boy!
Now go work on the other
Two threads I "stuffed up"! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 06:35 a.m.
I know only one
Which already I have fixed
Where is the other ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 06:41 a.m.
Ooops! Just one I guess!
I will go find another;
Keep Fuss on his toes...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 06:43 a.m.
Soon Fuss' toes will
Be pointing skyward as I
Lay me down to rest
(I only mean go to sleep)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 06:47 a.m.
But I thought you slept
On your stomach! Says so in
The sleep patterens thread! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 06:50 a.m.
Toss and turn all night
Start with toes up but end up
with them facing down :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 06:55 a.m.
Maybe you just need
Lots of company
On here now, so Z is going
To behave herself.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/28/02 at 06:59 a.m.
Half past Eleven
My time, users jumped from two
to ten in one swoop ! ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/28/02 at 07:22 a.m.
I sent Zella two
E-mails worth of pics. Now I
show my face to board.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/28/02 at 10:54 a.m.
Quoting:
Half past Eleven
My time, users jumped from two
to ten in one swoop ! ???
End Quote
More users on-line?
America waking up
But we go back home
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/02 at 11:07 a.m.
Home is where the heart
Is, according to some wit
From a traveler.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/28/02 at 11:47 a.m.
Home is the place
Where I wend my weary way
See you tomorrow
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: MissInformation on 10/28/02 at 01:12 p.m.
If I followed you
home, would you dare to keep me?
I am housebroken...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/28/02 at 09:45 p.m.
Big lapse between posts
Is haiku growing old fast?
Let's switch to sonnets.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/28/02 at 09:54 p.m.
Quoting:
Big lapse between posts
Is haiku growing old fast?
Let's switch to sonnets.
End Quote
Haiku and haiku and haiku
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
Until the last syllabol of recorded penguins
And all our yesterdays have lighted threads
The way to dusty archives
Out Out, brief posts! Decades is but a walking shadow...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Jonman on 10/29/02 at 02:05 a.m.
Jonman does not like
Sonnets, but he likes his beer
Do not tell Goldie
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Dude on 10/29/02 at 02:31 a.m.
What Goldie don't know.....
Thats been my philosiphy.
Gets me in trouble.
???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/29/02 at 04:10 a.m.
Quoting:
Haiku and haiku and haiku
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
Until the last syllable of recorded penguins
And all our yesterdays have lighted threads
The way to dusty archives
Out Out, brief posts! Decades is but a walking shadow...
End Quote
ROFL!
Is this a penguin I see before me
Its haiku within this thread? Come, let me read thee.
I read thee not, yet on the link have I clicked
Art thou down, fatal server, down again
To routing as to TCP? or art thou but
A penguin of the mind, a false creation
Proceeding from my overworked browser?
Will must be well and truly spinning by now ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/29/02 at 05:16 a.m.
Like haiku better.
Sonnets are harder to do.
You gotta rhyme them.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/29/02 at 05:18 a.m.
Quoting:
Like haiku better.
Sonnets are harder to do.
You gotta rhyme them.
End Quote
Can you do haiku
Like I do voodoo haiku
Sometimes they can rhyme
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/29/02 at 05:52 a.m.
Sonnets need not rhyme;
But just be in iambic
Pentameter, okay?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/29/02 at 05:56 a.m.
What the hell are you
Talkin' 'bout there Miss Zella
I haven't a clue....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/29/02 at 06:00 a.m.
Quoting:
Sonnets need not rhyme;
But just be in iambic
Pentameter, okay?
End Quote
Far be it from me
To be overpedantic
That last line has six syllables
;-)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/29/02 at 06:06 a.m.
Oh 5}{1+! So sorry
I am multi-tasking
This very moment... :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/29/02 at 07:14 a.m.
Good morning Zella
I can't even multi task
At this time of day
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/29/02 at 02:32 p.m.
Quoting:
Oh 5}{1+! So sorry
I am multi-tasking
This very moment... :-/
End Quote
Miss Zella I ask,
Did you miss a syllable?
Your haiku has fault.
I believe the Shakespearean sonnet has 14 lines, the first 10 of which have a certain rhyme scheme and the last 4 having a different rhyme scheme...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Bobo on 10/29/02 at 02:40 p.m.
In the proper sonnet, the octave (the first 8 lines, consisting of the first two verses), has a rhyme scheme of 2-3-6-7 and 1-4-5-8. ie, either side of a four line stanza, if you like. Each line contains 5 accents, in a di-DAHH, di-DAHH, di-DAHH, di-DAHH, di-DAHH form.
The last six lines consist of a sestet... this is, two verses of three lines, where the rhyme is adjusted by a stipulated rule.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/29/02 at 04:00 p.m.
yeah, what Bobo said.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/29/02 at 06:08 p.m.
Sonnets are just too hard.
If Shakespeare did sonnets 'fore,
whyeth we have to?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/29/02 at 08:02 p.m.
Once wrote a sonnet
As required by my high school
English-lit teacher.
The title was, quote:
"Ode to a Reefer Roller"
Did not go o'er well.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/29/02 at 08:06 p.m.
Quoting:
Miss Zella I ask,
Did you miss a syllable?
Your haiku has fault.
End Quote
Missed two in a row,
Actually, due to much
Multi-distraction....
Rice, had you been there
In my place, I guarantee
You'd have missed one too! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/30/02 at 03:36 a.m.
Quoting:
The title was, quote:
"Ode to a Reefer Roller"
Did not go o'er well.... ::)
End Quote
That is so funny
ROFLMAO
Have you still got it?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/30/02 at 05:37 a.m.
Sonnets leave me cold
I can't understand the things
Feel like a dummy >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/30/02 at 05:47 a.m.
It's nighttime for Fuss
Morning for me. So I post
Another haiku.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/30/02 at 06:23 a.m.
All of a sudden
Zella is here, Crazy's gone
What is going on ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/30/02 at 06:25 a.m.
I am here, but for
A while. I'm taking off once
More. See you later.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/30/02 at 06:31 a.m.
Quoting:
That is so funny
ROFLMAO
Have you still got it?
End Quote
Yes, I have it; will
Pm a copy, if you're
Not a plagerist! ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/30/02 at 09:56 a.m.
"Ode to Reefer" sounds
Very interesting, Z.
Should have made an 'A'
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/30/02 at 10:36 a.m.
Marijuana makes
Everyone puke and pass gas.
Ha, ha, fooled ya', yes?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/30/02 at 10:40 a.m.
Marijuana is
Bad. M'kay? What Mr. Mackey
On "South Park" said once.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/30/02 at 10:43 a.m.
I remember that
Mr. Mackey also said
"Drugs are bad, Mmmkay?"
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/30/02 at 10:43 a.m.
So don't go to pot
Or as a fatter of mact,
Don't try suicide.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/30/02 at 03:12 p.m.
Suicide not meant
To be taken in lightness.
Sorry I offended. :-[
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/30/02 at 04:30 p.m.
"Russian Roulette" and
"Call for Help" are shows I like
To watch, so I left.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/30/02 at 04:53 p.m.
Quoting:
Suicide not meant
To be taken in lightness.
Sorry I offended. :-[End Quote
It's totally cool;
Shakespeare used it all the time
Perhaps a fetish?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/30/02 at 06:11 p.m.
Zella should've watched
"Jeopardy!" last night. They had
Stones category.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/30/02 at 06:25 p.m.
Zella's now livid
Because she missed the Stone boys'
Jeopardy questions.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/30/02 at 09:14 p.m.
Halloween comes near
soon time for some tricks or treats
All together, "BOO"!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/30/02 at 09:16 p.m.
Eek ! You scared the crap
Out of me - Halloween is
today here - tonight
http://www.clicksmilies.com/sammlung/feiertage/feiertag017.gifht
tp://www.clicksmilies.com/sammlung/feiertage/feiertag017.gif
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 10/30/02 at 09:32 p.m.
Fuss has gotten spooked
Candy he has to pass out
Or tricked he will get!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/30/02 at 09:37 p.m.
I am being tricked
Tomorrow - then I may lose
All of my candy :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/30/02 at 09:41 p.m.
Have lots of candy
To give away, and if I
Don't, well, I'll eat it.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/30/02 at 09:44 p.m.
Kids will be well-dressed.
In parkas and downed jackets
Maybe some costumes. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/31/02 at 03:21 a.m.
Quoting:
Yes, I have it; will
Pm a copy, if you're
Not a plagerist! ;D ;D
End Quote
Plagiarize? Never!
Please PM me a copy
I won't tell a soul
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/31/02 at 05:46 a.m.
It's trick-or-treat night.
Got lots of candy to give
Away to kids tonight.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/31/02 at 02:11 p.m.
Goodness Crazy Don,
Why not count the syllables?
Your haiku is wrong.
Quoting:
It's trick-or-treat night.
Got lots of candy to give
Away to kids tonight.
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Grendle on 10/31/02 at 02:27 p.m.
Rice Cube's appointed
Himself official checker
Of syllables here... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 10/31/02 at 06:06 p.m.
Somebody has to
It might as well be RiceCube
Unless you want to. :) ;) :D
Quoting:
Rice Cube's appointed
Himself official checker
Of syllables here... ::)
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/31/02 at 06:58 p.m.
I'll count my own, thanks.
My words may not make much sense.
But I can count sylbs.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 10/31/02 at 10:59 p.m.
Quoting:
Plagiarize? Never!
Please PM me a copy
I won't tell a soul
;-)
PhilEnd Quote
Must go dig thru the
Spare room closet and see if
I can dredge it up.... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/02 at 09:48 a.m.
Original 'kus
Are hard to do and make us
Look like dumba**es.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/01/02 at 10:51 a.m.
Found lots of haikus
Online. May want to share them
With you but I won't.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Bobo on 11/01/02 at 12:37 a.m.
"It has come to my
Attention that NBC
Sucks... watch Fox instead" (Homer Simpson)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/01/02 at 01:56 p.m.
You want an original haiku? Okay, I wrote this silly thing for an English project 25-odd years ago (don't ask me how I remember it... ::) )
A four-leaf clover,
The symbol of good fortune --
Grow in my garden.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/01/02 at 02:03 p.m.
Phil, I cannot find
"Ode to a Reefer Roller"!
Not with poetry....
I will have to check
My 1976
Journal. Now where is it? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/02/02 at 00:40 a.m.
Interesting form
This haiku poetry is.
Darn limiting though.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Bobo on 11/02/02 at 02:45 a.m.
I find it very
Hard to say what I need in
Seventeen Syllables...
How's thirty-four, then?
Maybe if I extend my
Limits, then perhaps...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/02/02 at 06:00 a.m.
Christy won Jason
On Thundervamp's show last night.
I bet she's real happy.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/02/02 at 02:19 p.m.
Who is this Jason
Christy won last night on the
Radio program? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/02/02 at 02:23 p.m.
Ever watch the Friday
The 13th movies? That's who
Jason Voorhees is.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/02/02 at 02:31 p.m.
That's not a good prize
For Christy to have but is
A match for Jason.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/02/02 at 03:27 p.m.
My goodness Bobo,
You have shown us the lesser
Known bi-haiku form :)
Quoting:
I find it very
Hard to say what I need in
Seventeen Syllables...
How's thirty-four, then?
Maybe if I extend my
Limits, then perhaps...
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/02/02 at 03:42 p.m.
Indy the Aries
Will be in trouble again
When Crick reads these threads....::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/03/02 at 09:13 a.m.
Chris did not reply
Maybe did not see or maybe
Thinking of a plan.... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/03/02 at 09:20 a.m.
Probably busy
With pm's to her sister
And others she is! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/03/02 at 09:27 a.m.
What light through Yonder
Window breaks, in my case the
Sun will soon come up
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/03/02 at 09:30 a.m.
Fussy needs his rest!
Always burning the candle
At both ends -- not good! :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/03/02 at 12:20 a.m.
Quoting:
Chris did not reply
Maybe did not see or maybe
Thinking of a plan.... ;D
End Quote
Correct you are Fuss
A plan I am hatching now
Watch out Indy Gent! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/03/02 at 01:32 p.m.
Oh no, I've been had.
Here comes Christy now with a
Meat cleaver at me.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: theRealJimA on 11/03/02 at 01:44 p.m.
careful with that thing
its a very sharp object
(health and safety tip)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/03/02 at 01:48 p.m.
I think that's the point.
They don't call her Southern Spit-
Fire for nothing. :-X
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/03/02 at 02:25 p.m.
SS's cleaver
Can slice dice and Julienne
Whatever that is !
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/03/02 at 02:31 p.m.
southernspitfire has
A Jason doll. Will it do
All her dirty work?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/03/02 at 02:39 p.m.
Uh oh! Indy Gent
Beware of suspicious stuff
In your mailbox! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/03/02 at 02:59 p.m.
Oh no! It's a pile
Of junk mail ready to go
Smother me. Help! Help!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/03/02 at 03:08 p.m.
The above haiku
Is an example of too
Many sylbs per line.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/03/02 at 03:51 p.m.
Quoting:
The above haiku
Is an example of too
Many sylbs per line.... ::)
End Quote
Someone else keeps count
Way to go there Miss Zella
Others come join in!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/03/02 at 03:57 p.m.
Jetsons and Flintstones
Janey Honey I am home
Yabba Dabba Doo
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/03/02 at 04:06 p.m.
Too much painkiller!
Way way too much -- it causes
Comic delusions! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/03/02 at 04:08 p.m.
No ! Wrong ! Not enough ;)
Wanted Pentathol in sick house
Got generic stuff >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/03/02 at 04:21 p.m.
Generic's cheaper
But may not be as good as
Name-brand medicine
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/03/02 at 10:52 p.m.
Guess they stopped using
Pentathol years ago. Drat!
It was darn good stuff! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/03/02 at 10:54 p.m.
You should be ashamed...
Advocating drug use here
Think of the children! :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/04/02 at 01:25 a.m.
Let them get their own
Right now I need all the drugs
I can get hands on :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/04/02 at 05:30 a.m.
I don't do drugs and
never will, unless I ab-
Solutely need 'em.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/04/02 at 05:39 a.m.
I absolutely need them
And that I why I am doing
Them right here right now
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/04/02 at 09:38 a.m.
I only need one drug.
And that is the love drug
That is Zoloft.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/04/02 at 10:34 a.m.
Crazy Don & I
Quoted South Park on Page 10
"Drugs are bad, MMMKay?!"
FussBudgetVanPelt
I hope you are doing well
Get plenty of rest
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/04/02 at 01:13 p.m.
Mister Miyagi
When asked "How did you do that?"
Said "Don't know...first time!"
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/04/02 at 03:04 p.m.
^ lost me. I
Have no sense of cultural
Literacy, none.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/04/02 at 03:44 p.m.
Rice Cube was quoting
From movie "Karate Kid"
With Ralph Macchio
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Jonman on 11/04/02 at 04:21 p.m.
My puter needs drugs
It does not work correctly
Only browser works
Thursday it gets fixed
And I don't mean like my cat
More ram and O S
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/04/02 at 04:24 p.m.
If that does not work
Attach to back of car and drive
Round block a few times ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/04/02 at 04:28 p.m.
Jonman needs hammer
To bust his computer. It
Really, really sucks.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/04/02 at 04:39 p.m.
Does that mean that the
Naked Jonman computer
Is about kaputt?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/04/02 at 06:06 p.m.
I have the sniffles
Stupid Tylenol won't work
False advertising
>:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/04/02 at 06:11 p.m.
Try some herbal tea.
Or echanachia at least.
You might feel better.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/04/02 at 06:13 p.m.
Goodness Indy Gent
Always on my heels you are
I can't escape you!
:)
I brew Chinese tea
I will be one with my chi
But first I must sneeze...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/04/02 at 06:19 p.m.
I must be Web Ghost.
If I haunt you and other
Sick little goblins. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Grendle on 11/04/02 at 07:29 p.m.
I have the sniffles
For many many long years
Too much nasal spray :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/04/02 at 08:24 p.m.
My friend the vegan
Eats plenty of tofu and
Toots incessantly
(never understood his ways...meat's good)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/05/02 at 06:02 a.m.
Bart Simpson : Bean Beans
Magical Fruit the more you
Eat the more you toot
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/05/02 at 08:07 a.m.
Pump up the volume,
Pump up the volume, Pump up
The volume, Dance! Dance!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/06/02 at 06:43 a.m.
Off for a few days...
Haiku haiku everywhere
Too many too read
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/06/02 at 07:11 a.m.
"Knock Knock." "Who is there?"
"Interrupting Cow." "Inter--"
"MOO!!!" ;D Ha ha hee hee
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/06/02 at 08:55 a.m.
Confucius, he say
Man who tells jokes in haiku
Have too much spare time
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 04:18 p.m.
Confusion is more
Like it. At least Buddha learned
To keep his mouth shut. :-X
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/06/02 at 04:25 p.m.
Servers keep crashing
Life is hard enought; I just
Want to play a bit... :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 04:33 p.m.
The server's just slow
Here in the office I work.
Home is where it crash. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/06/02 at 06:49 p.m.
Lunch takes forever
Maybe a hostage crises
At the KFC ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 07:25 p.m.
Oh, no! Al-Queda
Holding the Colonel hostage.
They kicked the bucket. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 09:49 p.m.
Had Aussie Rooster
For lunch today yes I did
Very good it was
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 09:52 p.m.
It tastes like chicken.
As a rooster is a male
Chicken with a crown.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 10:11 p.m.
I hope it's chicken
And Rooster is just a lame
Gimick to sell stuff..... :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 10:15 p.m.
I prefer roasted
Or broasted chicken to eat.
Herbs and spices seen. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/06/02 at 10:16 p.m.
Had lamb with gravy
Corn, and chips, without any
of that vegemite! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 10:19 p.m.
Where's the mint jelly?
You can't have a lamb without.
A li'l condi-mint.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 10:20 p.m.
I am reminded
Of a verse from Afroman but
I can't say it here :-[
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 10:23 p.m.
I hope it doesn't
Pertain to a part of bod
That rhymes with harass.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 10:33 p.m.
"never touched harass"
You say to a judge and hope
Like hell it's a he......
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 10:35 p.m.
I avoid the courts
The last trial that I was in
Did not turn my way.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/06/02 at 10:36 p.m.
Court I will be in
sometime very very soon
Yet again, it seems ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/02 at 10:41 p.m.
Good luck, little Spit.
God is on your side and we
Are much on your side.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/06/02 at 10:43 p.m.
Quoting:
Good luck, little Spit.
God is on your side and we
Are much on your side.
End Quote
Thank you much IG
Friends are what I need right now
Things are getting tough!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 10:43 p.m.
I never thought of Spit
As a nickname that would go
Down too well down south......
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/06/02 at 10:47 p.m.
I will take spit long
Before you call me swallow
Did I just say that?? :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 10:50 p.m.
Quoting:
I will take spit long
Before you call me swallow
Did I just say that?? :o
End Quote
Before you change mind
I have quoted and preserved
For Posterity ;D :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/06/02 at 11:00 p.m.
Not to worry Fuss
Post will not be deleted
I just spoke my mind 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/06/02 at 11:03 p.m.
The choices you face !
You're not a female Tarzan Boy
Then, you are saying .....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/06/02 at 11:12 p.m.
a tad off topic, but here goes ;)
If your vote's in doubt,
Don't throw it away in haste,
Vote for Green Party :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/07/02 at 05:44 a.m.
southernspitfire needs
To get rid of that rat. She
really hates his guts.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/07/02 at 12:00 a.m.
Quoting:
I will take spit long
Before you call me swallow
Did I just say that?? :o
End Quote
I've read that five times
And I still cannot work out
What the f**k it means
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/07/02 at 12:09 a.m.
Liquid nitrogen
Cools electron microscopes
I am having fun :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/07/02 at 10:19 p.m.
Liquid nitrogen
Is probably used in bombs
Look out for big bang...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/07/02 at 10:20 p.m.
Liquid nitrogen
Gets things to be really cold
Not for explosives
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/07/02 at 10:23 p.m.
I would really hate
Liquid nitrogen then; I
Do hate being cold....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/07/02 at 10:28 p.m.
Have you noticed that
The word "haiku" sounds almost
Like a gentle sneeze?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/08/02 at 02:43 a.m.
Quoting:
Liquid nitrogen
Cools electron microscopes
I am having fun :)
End Quote
Liquid nitrogen
Scans well for haiku first line
And is really cool
...I have just been sent these by a customer to inform me of a problem with his PCs:
silence has fallen
Your computer fans have died
meltdown in progress
A thing of beauty
Words captured in ones and noughts
Then your hard drive fried
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/08/02 at 09:27 a.m.
Quoting:
Have you noticed that
The word "haiku" sounds almost
Like a gentle sneeze?
End Quote
Bless you, Mr. Cube.
I have noticed that as well
As the word "cashew"
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/08/02 at 09:34 a.m.
Did you ever receive
Complaints about a computer's
Broken cup holder?
Quoting:
...I have just been sent these by a customer to inform me of a problem with his PCs:
silence has fallen
Your computer fans have died
meltdown in progress
A thing of beauty
Words captured in ones and noughts
Then your hard drive fried
;-)
Phil
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/08/02 at 09:49 a.m.
Liquid nitrogen
Freezes roses so that they
Break into pieces.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/08/02 at 09:50 a.m.
Quoting:
Did you ever receive
Complaints about a computer's
Broken cup holder?
End Quote
The CD-ROM Drive?
That one's a support classic
Users can be dumb
Phil
PS No.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/02 at 11:57 a.m.
Some CD-Roms are
As good as said cup holders.
For cheap a** 'puters.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/08/02 at 12:45 a.m.
I need a new comp
The one at home keeps freezing
I think I'll shoot it
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/08/02 at 01:20 p.m.
You can shoot mine too
Has an error at startup
Don't know how to fix
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/08/02 at 03:51 p.m.
did I do this yet? oh well...
My good friend and I
Haikued on A-I-M for
Almost three full days
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/08/02 at 03:56 p.m.
Brain would short-circuit
If I did that! Will stick to
Short email haikus.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/08/02 at 08:04 p.m.
'Twas actually fun
We had some really good ones
But file deleted :(
Quoting:
Brain would short-circuit
If I did that! Will stick to
Short email haikus.
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/02 at 09:06 p.m.
Zella called me an
(quote) Aries agitator
Aries is as does. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/08/02 at 10:02 p.m.
I am a Pisces.
Pisces and Aries don't mix.
Don't ask me why. Please.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/02 at 10:04 p.m.
That probably speaks
Volumes based on the tactless
Posts of us two souls. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/08/02 at 10:07 p.m.
Have you seen Xiao-Xiao?
Little stick figures go nuts
With Matrix kung fu
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/02 at 10:12 p.m.
Xiao Xiao ain't my game.
I did take Tae-Kwan-Do some
Decades long ago.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/09/02 at 00:13 a.m.
I never did tell
Philbo what my post did say
He has to wonder ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/02 at 11:53 a.m.
I miss a whole lot.
When I am in my slumber.
I'm curious too.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Grendle on 11/09/02 at 01:08 p.m.
I am a Libra
Does that mean anything good?
Don't read horoscopes....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 01:13 p.m.
Good day there Grendle
I read horoscopes often
I am Capricorn
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 04:30 p.m.
Someone else haiku
Before this board gets canned soon
Then I will be sad :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/09/02 at 04:43 p.m.
Should not be option
Being canned Rice Cube, hmmm, Canned
Rice Cubes...good or bad ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 04:44 p.m.
Thank you FussBudget
You have saved this thread from death
Can't thank you enough :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/09/02 at 04:48 p.m.
Think nothing of it
It's a lazy sunday here
Nothing else to do !
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 04:50 p.m.
It's not Saturday?
Oh my goodness what happened?
We've just lost a day!!! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/09/02 at 04:56 p.m.
Don't take this wrong way
But most of world is ahead
Of you Rice Baby !
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 04:57 p.m.
Ah, I understand
You must be on the OTHER
Hemisphere, Fussy :)
(or ARE you?)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/02 at 06:08 p.m.
Southern Hemisphere
Is where Fussy resides from.
With the buff Sheilas.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/09/02 at 06:17 p.m.
Ohio State and
Miami sole unbeatens
Left. The others lost.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 06:21 p.m.
Despite best efforts
This thread faces extinction.
Almost page twenty... :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 11/09/02 at 06:24 p.m.
There are buff sheilas
Down Under ? :o Lucky guy is
Fussy then I think
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/02 at 06:26 p.m.
Saturday night live
At the in the zero's board
Is a ton of fun.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 06:29 p.m.
At the halftime mark
Cal leads Arizona State U
By four points, I see... :D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/02 at 06:36 p.m.
Notre Dame just slipped
The Middies of the Navy
Were tough to the bone.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 07:56 p.m.
Cal and A-S-U
Are scoring like crazyfolk
Defenses fatigued
:-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/02 at 09:10 p.m.
Defense's overrated.
Especially for the Colts,
Give us some Touchdowns.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/09/02 at 09:54 p.m.
Cal triumphed today
Excellent special teams play
Offense did well too
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/10/02 at 05:51 a.m.
I got Dooley right
Sort of, in the Guess The Board
Members game, hooray, yeah...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 01:03 p.m.
I awoke early
NBC broadcasts She-Spies
At one in morning.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/10/02 at 02:50 p.m.
Colts getting touchdowns
Plus Mungro becoming Edge
Equals Philly loss. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/10/02 at 03:01 p.m.
Colts getting touchdowns
While lazy silver clouds kiss
The serene blue sky...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/10/02 at 03:08 p.m.
But the fans don't want
To pay extra for brand new
Stadium by tax. >:(:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Zella on 11/10/02 at 03:13 p.m.
The fair daffodils
Bloom in clusters around the
Well taxed stadium
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/10/02 at 03:15 p.m.
More like tumbleweeds
When the Colts play in L.A.
If we have to pay.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 04:02 p.m.
That would be just grounds
For tarring and feathering
The evil owners.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/10/02 at 04:05 p.m.
Hairspray may be here.
This is the last haiku on
This thread. Start on 4.