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Subject: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/10/02 at 04:07 p.m.
20th page is
Where #3 is now.
Hairspray may lock it.
So I began 4.
Please come here to post haiku.
Don't be out of luck.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 04:09 p.m.
Thank you Crazy Don
The legacy of haiku
Lives on with this thread :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/10/02 at 04:13 p.m.
And #4 with
A bullet is a haiku
That'll knock socks off.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 04:58 p.m.
A bird in the hand
Is worth two in the bushes
This is what I heard.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/10/02 at 05:25 p.m.
A bird in the hand
Is very very messy!
Where did the soap go?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 06:02 p.m.
You're not fully clean
Unless you're Zestfully clean
That jingle is cool
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/10/02 at 06:43 p.m.
Zella needs to watch
"The Simpsons" tonight. Mick and
Keith are on that show.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 07:17 p.m.
Darn you stupid work!
I do not get Vet's Day off
I am very peeved >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/10/02 at 07:21 p.m.
Rememberance Day
It is called over here
No-one gets it off.... :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/10/02 at 07:41 p.m.
What I would not do
For some football on TV
And maybe those twins 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/10/02 at 07:46 p.m.
I get Vet's Day off.
I feel for Rice and Fussy.
But lib's are closed too. >:(
Note: Lib is short for library
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/11/02 at 05:04 a.m.
Dooley and Fussy
Are only ones on the board
I have to go soon.... :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/11/02 at 05:52 a.m.
Did Zella watch the
Simpsons last night? If she did,
Mick and Keith were there.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/11/02 at 07:28 a.m.
I missed "The Simpsons"
But heard about it on the
Radio today
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/11/02 at 08:09 a.m.
So many haiku
Another thread full right up
Poets, all of us
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/11/02 at 01:33 p.m.
Bumped this thread to top
So that it does not get lost
Haiku must go on
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/02 at 07:47 p.m.
You are right Midas.
What would Zella be doing
Other than word games?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/11/02 at 08:52 p.m.
This is my first try,
I hope I have done it right,
Thanks for the tip mate! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/11/02 at 09:08 p.m.
Dooley strikes with force
Perfectly is constructed
Haiku Number one ! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/11/02 at 09:20 p.m.
After day of work,
I have finally returned.
What'd I miss today? 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/02 at 10:06 p.m.
I back to the pen
Later today this morning
Gee, what a bummer. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/11/02 at 10:24 p.m.
Thirty-four to ten
In many blowout losses
Denver scores just ten
???
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/02 at 10:28 p.m.
Super Freak has a buff
Scantily clad b***buster
Seen bending over. :-[
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/11/02 at 10:41 p.m.
Old guys sure can play
Jerry Rice is a legend
Still in the making :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/02 at 10:56 p.m.
It's a shame that Time
Steals the life from some of us
And leaves some alone. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/11/02 at 10:59 p.m.
Painful words, I.G.
But seem to be so, so true
Life can be cruel
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/02 at 11:09 p.m.
My cat is so old.
But I don't believe he will
Croak too soon, I hope.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/12/02 at 00:21 a.m.
My cat is 20
But is still shuffling along
Very happily.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Bobo on 11/12/02 at 00:32 a.m.
I don't have a cat
But we have a three-year-old
Goldfish who is blind :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/12/02 at 02:06 a.m.
I am all alone.
I have Zellaized the board.
I need company... :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/12/02 at 02:40 a.m.
Zella on her own?
Surely this cannot be true
There's lots of us here
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/12/02 at 02:44 a.m.
Gasp! You're all hiding
Somewhere and talking about me!
Paranoia strikes! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/12/02 at 06:18 a.m.
Deep! Into your life
It will creep! Oops, wrong thread here!
This is for haikus!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/12/02 at 02:18 p.m.
And like yesterday
I will bump this thread to top
So it won't get lost ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/12/02 at 03:55 p.m.
Without you, DJ
I might have never found it
Way to go my man!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/12/02 at 10:32 p.m.
Few haikus lately
Rice Cube posts one to save thread
Hope others will join 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/02 at 10:36 p.m.
Okay, I'll post one.
It's the right thing to do now
Instead of later.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/12/02 at 10:41 p.m.
Zella's cat returns
There was much rejoicing in
Town of Reseda :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/02 at 10:43 p.m.
My cat is still sick.
Threw up this morning at noon.
I hope no more puke.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/12/02 at 11:04 p.m.
Indy Gent posts much
Soon to get to ten thousand
Then reads "A Whole Lot" :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/02 at 11:10 p.m.
Have gotten 10K.
A "mark" crossed by only two.
Are Zed and Fuss next?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/13/02 at 05:28 a.m.
Thunderstorm here now
All lightning and Thunder but
No rain yet dang it ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/13/02 at 09:14 a.m.
I'm up so early
Stupid need for eight hour's sleep
Must not zonk out now!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/13/02 at 12:11 a.m.
Quoting:
My cat is still sick.
Threw up this morning at noon.
I hope no more puke.
End Quote
Thank you Indy Gent
That was more information
Than I really need
(what, no vomit smiley?)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/13/02 at 01:26 p.m.
The vomit smiley
Was my idea. It's on
Chuck's smiley pages.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Syncronos on 11/13/02 at 01:36 p.m.
Haiku's are real weird
Always going on and on
Like acid poems
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/13/02 at 02:26 p.m.
Our friend Syncronos
Has just barely enough posts
For hopping on rocks :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/13/02 at 08:06 p.m.
For just two hours
My universe was complete
Perfect contentment. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/13/02 at 08:28 p.m.
Server's stuck again.
Only have a few seconds
Til Earthlink kicks out.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/13/02 at 08:29 p.m.
Had to watch South Park.
That's why I ran off and left.
A new episode.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/13/02 at 08:46 p.m.
Saw Buffy last night.
Jonathan killed by Andrew.
And Spike regains bite.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/13/02 at 10:31 p.m.
So here I be now
Thinking up a good haiku
But proves difficult :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/13/02 at 10:36 p.m.
Just think of topic.
Let your imagination
Take over your mind.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/13/02 at 11:12 p.m.
Type anything Sync
Whatever takes your fancy
Is just fine I think :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/14/02 at 05:23 a.m.
Before the penguins
There was Calvin and Hobbes. So
I brought them back. Yes.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/14/02 at 05:49 a.m.
Weather Forecast for
Brisbane next two days is more
Storms - Summer is here
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/14/02 at 05:59 a.m.
The rain is welcome,
So long as it doesn't hail,
That is a problem. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/14/02 at 06:01 a.m.
Hail, size of Tennis
Balls I recall in that bad
Storm in Eighty-Five
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/14/02 at 06:06 a.m.
I remember that!
18th of January!!
Legendary storm!!! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/14/02 at 06:10 a.m.
It was the one day
At Indooroopilly that
I parked underneath :P :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/14/02 at 06:20 a.m.
Good move that one Fuss.
Nothing escaped in that hail
Panel beaters Dream!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/14/02 at 06:27 a.m.
I only did it
Cos was boiling hot, didn't
Know storm was coming ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/14/02 at 08:20 a.m.
Storms are not that fun
My dog freaks out so he has
To take a valium
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/14/02 at 09:42 p.m.
It's boring around
Here. Thought I'd liven things up
By writing haiku.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/14/02 at 09:52 p.m.
Don is consistant
When he is bored he is bored
Right across the board! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/15/02 at 07:30 a.m.
Good morning penguins
(And good evening Aussie friends)
TGIF. Yay!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/15/02 at 07:33 a.m.
It is Saturday ;)
Lots of laughs, it is raining
Sport will be washed out >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/15/02 at 07:33 a.m.
Quoting:
Good morning penguins
(And good evening Aussie friends)
TGIF. Yay!
End Quote
It's afternoon here
Still some more hours to work, though
Then it's the weekend!!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/15/02 at 07:34 a.m.
Quoting:
It is Saturday ;)
Lots of laughs, it is raining
Sport will be washed out >:(
End Quote
If it keeps raining
Hopes of salvation for the
England Cricket Team
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/15/02 at 07:35 a.m.
Good afternoon, Phil.
Hope everybody has an
Excellent weekend
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/15/02 at 07:36 a.m.
Quoting:
If it keeps raining
Hopes of salvation for the
England Cricket Team
End Quote
They always have the
Trip back home to look forward
To, Philbo Baggins !
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/15/02 at 08:35 a.m.
Thanks DJMidas,
The weekend's looking busy
Fences, fayres, football
Quoting:
They always have the
Trip back home to look forward
To, Philbo Baggins !
End Quote
When the team get home
The press will have a field day
The team will love it
...NOT!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/15/02 at 08:56 a.m.
I'm not looking to
This weekend as there are no
Football games. Gosh! Darn!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/15/02 at 08:56 a.m.
Hi Philbo Baggins
It seems I always miss you
When you come online :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/15/02 at 09:03 a.m.
Hi, Mr RiceCube
Well, I'm here, right here right now
So are you, it seems
But as I'm at work
I always leave in a rush
Pretend I'm working
;-)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/15/02 at 09:16 a.m.
Ah my dear Hobbit
Surely you know the fine art
Of hitting Alt-Tab ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/15/02 at 09:26 a.m.
Alt+Tab is OK
But Ctrl+F4 is safer
(MDI window)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/15/02 at 11:41 a.m.
The free lunch was great
Hot dogs, cookies and ice cream
Must go get seconds
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/15/02 at 12:57 a.m.
Mom made lunch for me
Which means I can save money
I love my mama :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/15/02 at 05:08 p.m.
Another effort
To save haiku thread so it
Escapes banishment
(to page 2, that is) ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/02 at 05:49 p.m.
Haikus on page two?
Not if I have any say.
Rice and Zella, too.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/15/02 at 10:25 p.m.
Never should Haiku
Be banished to bad page two :(
That's what Fuss says too ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/15/02 at 10:39 p.m.
Something is amiss!
Mystery Woman not a
Moderator now? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:14 a.m.
Crazy Don will scream!
His mysterious woman
Has done a runner!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/16/02 at 07:16 a.m.
I don't really love
Mystery Woman. She's more
In love with me. Yeah.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/16/02 at 12:24 a.m.
Quoting:
I don't really love
Mystery Woman. She's more
In love with me. Yeah.
End Quote
Don in denial
Mystery Woman has left
Him catatonic
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/16/02 at 01:04 p.m.
Darla, like judge 4
Of American Idol
Flew the Mod coop, sad. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/16/02 at 04:37 p.m.
Pete Rose in the Hall
By Two Thousand Four at least
Selig better hear!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/16/02 at 06:30 p.m.
Rose gambled as a
Manager of the Reds team.
Sorry, dear Pete fans.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/16/02 at 06:34 p.m.
Some Black Sox players
Did back in 1919.
Are they in the Hall? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/16/02 at 06:37 p.m.
The answer is no.
They did not, 'cause Shoeless Joe
Did say it was so. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/16/02 at 06:40 p.m.
Most unfortunate
Thank goodness memory saved
On the Field of Dreams :)
Why not different
If gambling on baseball
But not throwing games?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/16/02 at 07:10 p.m.
Sports are a business.
Ulterior motives are
Part of the plan, Rice. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/16/02 at 08:37 p.m.
Darla loves me more
Than I love her. Thought you'd like
To know. That is right.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/16/02 at 09:18 p.m.
But you are the one,
Who is professing your love,
And not Darla, Dear.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/16/02 at 10:19 p.m.
Indy Gent doesn't
Know half the story between
Me and Darla. There.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/16/02 at 11:07 p.m.
Now I guess I know
Why Darla is still missing:
Trapped in Don's basement... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 00:16 a.m.
Call the FBI
Don's basement reveals secrets
Not before revealed :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 00:35 a.m.
In comes the FBI;
Out comes tons of plume and ice
Saved for evidence!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 00:49 a.m.
Secrets revealed
BigFoot found in Don's basement
And Loch Ness Monster ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 06:07 a.m.
Darla is still in
Vancouver. I did not steal
Her. She is not here.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 06:15 a.m.
A quick sig line change
Is all Don needs to extract
Himself from this prob !
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/17/02 at 12:20 a.m.
Went to "suit" party
First time I've worn a suit in
Darn near thirteen years :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 02:46 p.m.
NASCAR season gone.
Tony Stewart :P champion.
Wait until next year.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/17/02 at 04:14 p.m.
McNabb is injured
But played the game anyway
What a warrior
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 07:34 p.m.
The Simpsons are on
At 8 pm ev'ry Sunday.
Indy Gent watched? No!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/17/02 at 07:46 p.m.
I would watch Simpsons
But the FOX affiliate
Shows football instead >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Jonman on 11/18/02 at 03:09 a.m.
I have been away
And I shall be for awhile
Christmas means money
40 nights I work
without even one night off
I will be so tired
Try not to miss me
I will be back before long
I will miss you all
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/18/02 at 04:22 a.m.
Jonman sings for bucks
Hope he makes many to boost
Sagging bank balance
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/18/02 at 05:22 a.m.
I sing all the time,
Sometimes people listen 'til
They ask me to stop.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 05:33 a.m.
I sing a lot, too
And play on my acoustic
It makes people laugh
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/18/02 at 05:47 a.m.
They are just jealous
they can't play or sing for quids
Phil will have last laugh! ;) :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/18/02 at 06:00 a.m.
Jonman is gone for
A while, like Vancouverite
Darla. Where is she?
Banasy's not back.
Is she still working at the
Library? Miss her.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 09:33 a.m.
Brain is shutting down
I require way too much sleep
I want to nap bad
(but it's barely 9 AM here)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 09:40 a.m.
Sleep in the morning
Is too much of a good thing
Something I dream of
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 09:50 a.m.
So, has Crazy Don
Solved the Mystery of lost
Mystery Woman?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 10:24 a.m.
Mystery woman
Exactly five syllables
Good name for haiku
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/18/02 at 11:01 a.m.
Time to go to lunch
Pizza leftovers at home
Yummy yummy yum
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 11:15 a.m.
Mmmmmmmm, pizza
That's a three-syllable "mm"
With mozarella
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/18/02 at 01:39 p.m.
Lunch was very good
Could eat pizza every day
If I was forced to
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/18/02 at 04:59 p.m.
Would love a pizza.
Can't afford one. Will have to
Settle for chicken... :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 05:04 p.m.
Good Guys advertised
A free Motorola phone
With matching rate plan :D
Soon I buy cell phone
And with it free long distance
Then I talk for days :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/18/02 at 05:10 p.m.
Have free long distance
On my cell phone, but sadly
Not distance enough.
To call much further
Must spend lots of money and
Cut back on pizza! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/18/02 at 06:09 p.m.
I have a cell phone.
It's a TracFone. I can call
Long distance, local.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/18/02 at 07:24 p.m.
My sister offered
Verizon Wireless plan.
She wants Cingular.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 08:52 p.m.
Cingular fizzles
Inside laboratory
So I scratch that plan
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/18/02 at 08:54 p.m.
Can't change sis's mind.
Won't take advice from dumb me.
She lives and she learns.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 08:54 p.m.
Rice Cube does suspect
That Indy Gent is stalking
His every post :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/18/02 at 08:56 p.m.
I don't worry 'bout
Posts any more on this board.
I am "retired".
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/19/02 at 03:49 a.m.
I hate my cell phone
I hate being findable
Bring back the old days!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/19/02 at 05:34 a.m.
One horse called one one
One one won one race, it won,
Two two won one too
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/19/02 at 05:44 a.m.
"Two two" or "Tutu"?
I hear that Bishop Desmond
Does like the horses
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/19/02 at 06:51 a.m.
I'm Happy, Then Sad,
My Life's A Rollercoaster,
Sometimes Living's Bad
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/19/02 at 06:56 a.m.
Hi RNRF
Hope your day gets better soon
You are in my thoughts
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/19/02 at 07:05 a.m.
My Inspiriration's Run Dry,
That's What's Goin' On,
Nothing's Right...I'm Torn
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/19/02 at 08:34 a.m.
Hey RNRF
Dig the jukebox avatar
It is very cool
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/19/02 at 09:04 a.m.
Eight in the morning
Already at work am I
Boy am I fatigued :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/19/02 at 09:10 a.m.
I know the feeling
It was hard to leave the bed
Comfy flannel sheets
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/19/02 at 09:28 a.m.
I get paid today
First paycheck in near four months
Now I will buy toys :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/19/02 at 09:32 a.m.
Cool beans, Mr. Rice
I wish I could buy more toys
Alas, bills come first
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/19/02 at 09:43 a.m.
A happy Holiday
Early and hopeful as long as
We work together. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/19/02 at 10:17 a.m.
What's a holiday?
Sounds somewhat familiar
I did have one once
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/19/02 at 05:56 p.m.
Vacation time scarce
Must accrue enough hours
Or else can't travel :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice on 11/19/02 at 06:22 p.m.
Lurking in shadows
The phantom Rice Cube observes
All that goes on here 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Mr. E. Guest on 11/19/02 at 06:26 p.m.
Out of nowhere the
Dreaded Mr. E. Guest strikes
Again. And again.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/19/02 at 06:28 p.m.
I wonder who Mr.
E. Guest is. Is it someone
I know? Maybe. Huh?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SuperFreak on 11/19/02 at 06:46 p.m.
I love this great place,
Too me it's just like heaven,
I'm so happy here :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/19/02 at 08:05 p.m.
I thought your lady
Was your own private heaven
Superfreaky girl :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/19/02 at 08:28 p.m.
Yes, Rice, her gal is
Pure Heaven to her although
Not for my tastes, eyes.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/19/02 at 10:16 p.m.
Nine twenty PM
Just me and Jessica here
Where's ev'ryone else? ???
Now more have joined in
But still nobody will post!
What's with this silence? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/20/02 at 05:25 a.m.
Supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious is nearly
Haiku on its own
Just think, it only needed
Three more syllables
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/20/02 at 05:26 a.m.
Silence is golden
Or so they said, but it I
Dread, FussBudget said
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/20/02 at 05:42 a.m.
I would have gotten
Away with it if it weren't
For those meddling kids...
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/20/02 at 06:18 a.m.
Scooby dooby doo
We got some work to do now
Where the **** are you?
Laurel to Hardy:
And that's another fine mess
You got me into
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/20/02 at 06:28 a.m.
Batman to Robin:
We must capture the Penguin!
To the Batmobile!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/20/02 at 06:38 a.m.
Mighty Mouse: Here I
come to save the day. That means
that Mighty Mouse is…
Try again:
Here I come to save
The day. That means that Mighty
Mouse is on his way.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/20/02 at 06:38 a.m.
Holy fish, Batman
There's too many penguins here
Paf! Zonk! Thwack! Kapow!!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/20/02 at 06:40 a.m.
To write a haiku
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
(sheer plagiarism, but I can't remember who did that one in the first place)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/20/02 at 08:31 a.m.
Here come the bana-
na Splits! Tra la la la la
La la, Tra la la...
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/20/02 at 09:12 a.m.
You ever notice how
The hotline telephone is
Almost always red?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/20/02 at 09:31 a.m.
There are two Calgons
"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
And "...take me away!"
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Dude on 11/20/02 at 01:09 p.m.
I waited around.
No one seems to be posting. :-SPLIT!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/20/02 at 01:17 p.m.
Relax, Don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, Don't do it...
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Bobo on 11/20/02 at 01:20 p.m.
I'm now embarrased
That used to be one of my
very favourite songs...
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Tantrum O Neal on 11/20/02 at 01:29 p.m.
These Haikus are hard
For me to understand much.
How about a sonnet?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/20/02 at 02:39 p.m.
Thought about sonnets.
They are much harder to do.
Haikus are better.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/20/02 at 04:01 p.m.
Perhaps later on
One of us can start new thread
Only for sonnets :)
Syncronos and I
Had quite a good fun time on
The "Yo Mama" thread :)
Indy Gent seems not
To have noticed Skyla's post
That she has green eyes ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/20/02 at 04:23 p.m.
Hokies, Mountaineers
Tangle at 7 on tube.
ESPN 2.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 04:41 p.m.
I was way off then.
With a name like Skyla I...
Assumed blue was apt.
Quoting:
Indy Gent seems not
To have noticed Skyla's post
That she has green eyes ::)
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 07:41 p.m.
Indy fixed his sig:
"Of the day" not accurate
Since it's not daily!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 08:26 p.m.
Yep, Zella, only
When I feel like do I
Start to "Giddy-Up". ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 08:34 p.m.
I found out how hard
That daily thing was with cones!
No more "of the days"!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/20/02 at 08:34 p.m.
Mountaineers win big
Pass intercepted with 12
Seconds left, 'Eers win.
(Sorry, Zella, I know you hate sports…)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice on 11/20/02 at 08:36 p.m.
One of these game days
It would be nice to see a
Seventy yard field goal ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 08:48 p.m.
Zella also shuns
Men who talk about our sports.
I guess that is us. :(
Quoting:
Mountaineers win big
Pass intercepted with 12
Seconds left, 'Eers win.
(Sorry, Zella, I know you hate sports…)
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 10:09 p.m.
I will allow for
One English soccer team but
Nada a sport more... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/20/02 at 10:16 p.m.
Soccer is blasé
Hockey is much superior
Like soccer on ice ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 10:29 p.m.
How did you get that
Accent mark? Don keeps telling;
I keep forgetting...
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 10:37 p.m.
Thanksgiving is near.
Turkey all through Christmas Day.
Turkeys eat the bird.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/21/02 at 04:33 a.m.
No Thanksgiving here,
Aussie turkeys are quite safe
...until December. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/21/02 at 05:36 a.m.
Quoting:
How did you get that
Accent mark? Don keeps telling;
I keep forgetting...
End Quote
Ctrl, Alt and E
Gives é with an acute one
Graves are harder
Hold the Alt key down
Hit Zero then two, three, two
You should see this: è
Alternatively
Hold down the Windows key, and
Run the applet "Charmap"
Computer Support
Is much more amenable
Written in haiku
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/21/02 at 08:30 a.m.
I must leave again,
For just a minimal time,
Brian needs a ride
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/21/02 at 08:48 a.m.
"Brian needs a ride"
Is this a euphemism
For something much worse?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/21/02 at 08:50 a.m.
By definition,
Brian needs a ride to school,
Now I've taken him
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/21/02 at 08:52 a.m.
Working lunch today
I can deal with it because
I don't have to pay
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/21/02 at 09:02 a.m.
My lunches are free
Mama cooks goodies for me
No jokes 'bout my ma! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/21/02 at 09:04 a.m.
Mrs. C is cool :)
I wish someone made my lunch
Not so lucky here
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/21/02 at 10:21 a.m.
I was always told
"No such thing as a free lunch"
...there are exceptions
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/21/02 at 10:59 a.m.
I did have to hear
About some new procedures
Not about timeshares
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/21/02 at 12:50 a.m.
Crazy Don obsessed
With starting brand new threads 'fore
Hairspray locks them tight ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/21/02 at 12:54 a.m.
Quoting:
Ctrl, Alt and E
Gives é with an acute one
Graves are harder
Hold the Alt key down
Hit Zero then two, three, two
You should see this: è
Alternatively
Hold down the Windows key, and
Run the applet "Charmap"
Computer Support
Is much more amenable
Written in haiku
End Quote
Don't have Windows key
Situation has become
Both acute and grave! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice on 11/21/02 at 06:01 p.m.
Yo mama joke thread
Unusually silent
Without Syncronos ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/21/02 at 07:02 p.m.
Philbo Baggins put
So many haikus in one
Post, he's a ku-koo. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/21/02 at 07:27 p.m.
Zella hates sports, yes.
As soon as college football
Season's over, I'll quit.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/21/02 at 07:31 p.m.
Sorry Zed and Don.
But as long as Pacers win
I'll talk about sport.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/22/02 at 02:46 a.m.
Quoting:
Don't have Windows key
Situation has become
Both acute and grave! :o
End Quote
What, no Windows key?
If you have a "Start" button
Click on "Start" then "Run"
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SuperFreak on 11/22/02 at 03:47 a.m.
my time here is short,
yet it is always so sweet,
and enjoyable!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/22/02 at 04:44 a.m.
It is Friday Night
Holy Dooley, FussBudget here
More to sign in soon
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/22/02 at 04:57 a.m.
While the world parties,
We sit at the computer,
What sad gits we are! :-/ ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/22/02 at 05:01 a.m.
Gitchee Gumee Gits
If Gordon Lightfoot had thought
Of us for his song !
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 09:13 a.m.
Got a New Year's Gig
With a "decades" theme to boot
60's start at 10
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/22/02 at 10:15 a.m.
Die Another Day
Opens today nationwide
I ditch work to see :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 10:19 a.m.
Now Madonna song
Is playing inside my head
Like the remixes
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/22/02 at 11:17 a.m.
I, SamRice Gamgee,
Shall now be known as Rice Cube's
Mystery ID :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Syncronos on 11/22/02 at 11:19 a.m.
He looks like RIceCube
Only he's not RiceCube
Isn't that weird?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 11:37 a.m.
By proclaiming that
SRM is mystery
Is it really now? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 12:55 a.m.
Is it hot in here
Or is it Super Freak's girls
Flirting hard with me?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 01:10 p.m.
Room 714
You'll be waiting, IndyGent?
For SF & Friend
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 01:15 p.m.
Actually, three-ways
Are not my gig, how about
One then another?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 01:29 p.m.
Double your pleasure
Double your fun, wasn't that
In a commercial? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 01:39 p.m.
That was for some gum.
You know, the one that you chew.
Don't chew any gum.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/22/02 at 01:42 p.m.
3 Musketeers bar
I chew; unfortunately
It is rather stale! :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 01:51 p.m.
Starving di'betic.
Without a ounce of food in
My stomach, and no work. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 01:51 p.m.
It is time to go
I may make an appearance
In the wee hours. Bye!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 01:54 p.m.
Midas didn't stop
To answer my question now.
Thunder's show's tonight.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/22/02 at 09:32 p.m.
Gotta keep haiku
From going to page 2. That's
What I'm gonna do.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 09:40 p.m.
Keep on Haikuing
Is my motto for CD.
Keep Haikus going.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/22/02 at 11:53 p.m.
Time can go so slow
when you have to wait awhile
for what you need NOW!! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/22/02 at 11:58 p.m.
SS' frustration
Revealed on Renegade show :o
Secret safe with us ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: southernspitfire on 11/23/02 at 00:01 a.m.
Fuss is incorrect
You are so way off the mark
What I need is real!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 00:15 a.m.
I am kinda buzzed
Drinking while you mix cd's
Makes mix sound better
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/23/02 at 05:13 a.m.
Once again I have
To keep this page from falling
Onto page 2. Yes.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/23/02 at 11:16 a.m.
I will assist you
Haiku must never ever
Be far from the top
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/23/02 at 11:18 a.m.
Banasy is back.
Saw her about 1 o'clock.
On this board. Come back!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 03:42 p.m.
I'll believe it when
I see the post, Crazy Don.
Where's the Banasy?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 08:07 p.m.
Long time no haiku
So I will write this one here
Bump it to the top
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 09:02 p.m.
Haiku thread has dropped
Almost to bottom of page.
I'll bump up again.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 09:19 p.m.
For a while I was
The only one posting in
Penguin Board Games board
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 09:21 p.m.
Crazy Don was here
Alone also, claiming he
Saw a Donna post.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 09:28 p.m.
"Karma Chameleon"
Mixes well with Billy Joel's
"Tell Her About It"
Mixshow almost done
I may stay up for a few
Not tired just yet.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 09:32 p.m.
Stratching records not
My thing here, but mixing
Never fades away.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 09:37 p.m.
Very true, IG.
Scratching too much can annoy
Leads to overkill.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/23/02 at 09:59 p.m.
Not a post but a
Presence. Why she didn't post,
I don't know. So there.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/23/02 at 10:50 p.m.
Golden Bears triumph
Stanfurdites cry like the rich
Spoiled babies they are :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/24/02 at 01:21 a.m.
Technologies great!
We now have a DVD!
I am astounded!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/24/02 at 01:08 p.m.
I welcome you to
Twenty-first century life
Ms. Holy Dooley ;)
Quoting:
Technologies great!
We now have a DVD!
I am astounded!
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/24/02 at 02:06 p.m.
I miss Century
20. No technology except
My hand and pencils.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/24/02 at 02:10 p.m.
Pencils and hand used
Silmultaneously? Won't
Touch with 10-foot pole! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/24/02 at 02:19 p.m.
I'm 5 foot Asian.
Not even close to being
A 10 foot Pole (natch).
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/24/02 at 04:47 p.m.
I am a tall Strine,
Never met a 10 fool Pole,
Could it be Santa?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/24/02 at 07:18 p.m.
Missing extra point
Is like not making a putt
Halfway in the hole :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/25/02 at 03:13 a.m.
Quoting:
I miss Century
20. No technology except
My hand and pencils.
End Quote
I can use my hand
But employing a pencil
Sounds rather painful
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/25/02 at 10:11 a.m.
About as painful
As the hottest laptop is
Man, that had to hurt.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 10:13 a.m.
Did DJ read 'bout
The dude who burned his poor wang
With a hot laptop? :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/25/02 at 10:15 a.m.
Yeah, talk about pain
That is not very brilliant
For a scientist
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/25/02 at 10:38 a.m.
Why does nobody
Post when I'm around? Why do
they wait till I leave?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/25/02 at 10:42 a.m.
P4 Processor
As in "can't P4 a week"
Due to burnt privates
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/25/02 at 10:43 a.m.
Should not have laptop
On your lap. Processors too
Hot to handle there.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/25/02 at 10:45 a.m.
So what is the point
Of calling it a laptop
Not to use it there?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/25/02 at 01:37 p.m.
I really liked mine,
Unfortunatly it's gone,
Hope the thief burned nuts >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/25/02 at 01:45 p.m.
You mean like chestnuts
Roasted on an open fire?
Sounds yummy! Oooops! Bad! ;D
Subject: Re: Bless You # 1151
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/25/02 at 01:50 p.m.
I have never owned
A laptop nor have never
Tried roasted chestnuts
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 03:17 p.m.
Eagles at Niners
Could be pivotal tonight
Monday Night Football 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Bobo on 11/26/02 at 00:25 a.m.
This thread is slowly
Disappearing down the page
Of most recent threads.
Subject: Re: Bless You # 1151
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/26/02 at 03:05 a.m.
Quoting:
I have never owned
A laptop nor have never
Tried roasted chestnuts
End Quote
While I have tried both
I've never roasted chestnuts
Using a laptop
Subject: Re: Bless You # 1151
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 09:32 a.m.
Quoting:
While I have tried both
I've never roasted chestnuts
Using a laptop
End Quote
You likely do this
If the laptop is antique
Don't throw it away :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/26/02 at 10:34 a.m.
Old laptops are slow
They don't develop the heat
Of a new P4
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/26/02 at 10:38 a.m.
Banasy's alive!
I just replied to her thread
On the other board
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 10:56 a.m.
I have not seen this
Thread you are talking about.
Which thread on the board?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 12:39 a.m.
Storywriting thread! ;D
Not really, but still very
Cool place to visit ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/26/02 at 02:00 p.m.
Quoting:
I have not seen this
Thread you are talking about.
Which thread on the board?
End Quote
Was referring to
The Playful Penguin Place Board
Banasy is back!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 10:12 p.m.
Human baby cloned
By Italian yahoo
Apocalypse now! :-X
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 11:12 p.m.
Followed real closely
By the Cubs winning Series
And Bob Hope's demise. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Jonman on 11/27/02 at 02:11 a.m.
There is way too much
For me to read here tonight
I'll have to come back
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/27/02 at 03:24 a.m.
Quoting:
Human baby cloned
By Italian yahoo
Apocalypse now! :-X
End Quote
Attack of the clones
Unlike the rest of Star Wars
Is now possible
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 10:42 a.m.
When you have a clone
There will always be two of
You hanging around ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/27/02 at 10:45 a.m.
I guess it's true, then
When you've a clone of your own
You're never alone
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/27/02 at 10:49 a.m.
I wish I had a
Clone of my own, but female.
We could get it on.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 10:50 a.m.
Quoting:
I wish I had a
Clone of my own, but female.
We could get it on.
End Quote
In that case, good sir
One could say that you would be
F***ing yourself, eh?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/27/02 at 10:52 a.m.
To have your own clone
By definition would be
Of the same gender
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/27/02 at 10:57 a.m.
Having a clone of
The opposite sex cannot
Be done, but I tried.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 04:28 p.m.
Independence is
The reason Americans
Do not carpool much.
I'm in a carpool
I could be done with day now
But I am stuck here.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/02 at 09:11 p.m.
Happy Thanksgiving
Don't make me repeat the words
Happy Thanksgiving. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 11:09 p.m.
My poor story thread
Is getting weirder quickly
Should we resolve this? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/27/02 at 11:14 p.m.
Turkey taking me
Away tomorrow from where
I most want to be... :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/28/02 at 04:01 a.m.
Quoting:
My poor story thread
Is getting weirder quickly
Should we resolve this? ::)
End Quote
Why not mix the two
And make all story entries
Written in haiku
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/28/02 at 12:55 a.m.
Quoting:
Why not mix the two
And make all story entries
Written in haiku
End Quote
If you can do it
More power to you, but how
To fit "silicone"?
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Jonman on 11/29/02 at 02:35 a.m.
Canadians had
Thanksgiving in October
Not like the U.S.
Happy Thanksgiving
To my American friends
From one cold Canuck
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 07:08 a.m.
No Aus Thanksgiving :(
Hope you all had a good feast
And drank merrily ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/29/02 at 07:23 a.m.
Today Nebraska,
Next Week Is Oklahoma,
Hope My Buffs Can Sweep http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/03.gif
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 07:25 a.m.
Is that Sport I see?
Loose from the Worthless Sports thread?
Mark needs a spanking! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 07:30 a.m.
Sit ol' Mark right down
And spank him all around and
Sit ol' Mark right down.....
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/29/02 at 07:47 a.m.
Zella, Spank Me Now!
Zella, Just Don't Have A Cow,
Come And Spank Me...Now ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 07:49 a.m.
Well it's a nice thought...
But my reach is not that long...
Over thousand miles... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/29/02 at 07:54 a.m.
But Since We Both Run,
The Distance We Could Shorten,
To A Place Between!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/29/02 at 09:14 a.m.
So now I must close
Haiku #4. Hairspray,
lock this thread up now.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/02 at 09:57 a.m.
Lock up this Haiku
Thread before Crazy Don attempts
To get the last word.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 08:46 p.m.
Thread is not locked yet!
Rice Cube shall have the last word!
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 09:03 p.m.
Quoting:
Thread is not locked yet!
Rice Cube shall have the last word!
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha! ;D
End Quote
So sorry Rice Cube!
Zella is having last word!
Unless V follows! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:05 p.m.
FussBudget follows :)
Maybe this will be last one
Hairspray's finger poised....... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 09:17 p.m.
Think you get last word
In haiku thread? Nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah! Think again! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:19 p.m.
Haiku will go on
Sang Celine Dion before
They changed the title
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/29/02 at 09:27 p.m.
The Lurking Hobbit
Shall get the last word indeed!
Bwa-hahahaha!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:29 p.m.
Not on your Nellie
Here comes another one, Rice
'Man who won't log in'...
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 09:31 p.m.
Nay nay! It shall be
Zella and Zella only!
Who has the last word!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:33 p.m.
Outrageous cheek shown
To think you will be the last
Here I am once more :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/29/02 at 09:34 p.m.
Maddening this is
For Hairspray won't lock the thread!
Perhaps last word now :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 09:38 p.m.
Whoever gets the
First post on page 21
Should be declared last!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:39 p.m.
Please prince of Haiku
Let it be me after I press
The send button now.... :P
(rats..... >:()
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 09:40 p.m.
Me first Me first ME!
I shall post first on the next
Page I will I will! (#)(*%&#)(*%&)!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:41 p.m.
Try again I must
Yes that is what I shall do
Number twenty-one now !
Huzzah !
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 09:42 p.m.
Well Zella counted!
So if she types fast enough
She will be winner!
Well, maybe I didn't type fast enough, but I still officially got the last word! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 09:44 p.m.
I think we should play
Until Hairspray locks this up good
So I will post last ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 09:45 p.m.
Zella and Rice Cube
Changing rules as go along
Shameless and Naughty ! ::) :P :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: scaryfast on 11/29/02 at 09:46 p.m.
So it shall be written,
So it shall be done,
But the fastest one you
should all know
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 09:46 p.m.
Rice Cube no accept
Zella's terms for haiku posts
We play until locked!
^ not haiku! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/29/02 at 09:51 p.m.
There's a Haiku 5.
I pulled it up so you would
Notice it. So there now.
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 09:52 p.m.
No no no no no!
I must post until I can
Post no more in here!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 09:58 p.m.
For the love of Pete!
Would Hairspray please lock up this
Infernal thread and soon? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/01/02 at 03:21 p.m.
Wow, incredible!
On page twenty one and still
Not locked up tight yet!
Subject: Re: Haiku #4
Written By: Hairspray on 12/01/02 at 04:40 p.m.
Quoting:
Wow, incredible!
On page twenty one and still
Not locked up tight yet!
End Quote
You all are nuts!!!! :D
But Crazy Don didn't get the last word or attempt to give the "instruction" to lock-up. Mwwa-ha-ha-ha.... 8)