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Subject: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/15/02 at 09:29 a.m.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
...this is a conversation that's been running for a while on h2g2, and has caused much amusement, so I thought I'd kick off the same here, for example:
ZZ Top - Gimme all your knobbin'
Eurhythmics - There must be an angel (playing with my knob)
The Cult - Knob Removal Machine ( :o)
Taylor Dane - Tell it to my knob
Lionel Richie and Diana Ross - My endless knob
Billie Ray Cyrus - My Achy, Breaky Knob
Robert Palmer - Addicted to Knob
Tom Waits - Knob Attack and Vine.
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Knob
Whitesnake - Ain't No Knob In The Knob Of The City
etc etc.
Any more?
Phil
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/15/02 at 10:27 a.m.
"Some Kind of Knobber" - Jody Watley
"Stop Draggin' My Knob Around" - Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks
"Harden My Knob" - Quarterflash :o
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/15/02 at 11:52 a.m.
"Secret Knobbers" - Atlantic Starr
"Knobbing The Alien" - David Bowie
"When Your Knob Is Weak" - Cock Robin ;D
"Genius of Knob" - Tom Tom Club
"I Need Knob" - LL Cool J
"How Can You Mend A Broken Knob" - Al Green
"The Greatest Knob of All" - Whitney Houston
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/15/02 at 12:55 a.m.
Quoting:
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
End Quote
What if you replaced "love" with "broth"? :D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/15/02 at 01:41 p.m.
Owner of a Lonely Knob--Yes
Your Cheatin' Knob--Hank Williams
Stop! In the Name of Knob--The Supremes
Knob or Something Like It--Kenny Rogers
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/02 at 03:32 p.m.
Knob Touch-Rod Stewart
Knob Attack-Olivia Newton-John
Total Eclipse of the Knob-Bonnie Tyler
Barracuda-Knob
Knob Stinks-J. Geils Band
Knob Is Many Splendored Thing-Andy Williams
Knob Can Move Mountains-Celine Dion
Higher Knob-Steve Winwood
Knobbeat-Don Johnson, Pet Shop Boys, The DeFrancos, et. al.
Knob Story (Where Do I Begin?)-Andy Williams
My Knob-Wings
Bye Bye Knob-The Everly Brothers
Knob Is The Answer-E. Dan and J.F. Coley
How Soon Is Now?-Knob Spit Knob
Peg o' My Knob-Guy Lombardo
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Jessica on 11/15/02 at 04:02 p.m.
"Knob Breaker" -Pat Benatar :o
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/15/02 at 07:40 p.m.
Knobly Rita - Beatles
Knobs Me Like A Rock - Paul Simon
Knob's Theme - Knob Unlimited Orchestra
Oh yeah - I knob this thread :D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/15/02 at 11:17 p.m.
Knob To Knob You Baby - Donna Summer :o
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:23 a.m.
Knob is All Around Me - Wet, Wet, Wet
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:25 a.m.
Yeah !
What about :
Knob Of The Common People - Paul Young
Knob In Motion - Icehouse
Knob Me Do - Beatles
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:29 a.m.
Only a Woman's Knob - Mary Black
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:35 a.m.
Quoting:
Only a Woman's Knob - Mary Black
End Quote
LOL !
We can go back and forward here all night ! I've got dozens in mind. On the same track as yours :
Heaven Is My Woman's Knob - Col Joye
Knob Is Blue - Paul Mauriat
Knob Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tennille
Knob Of Gold - Neil Young
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/16/02 at 06:38 a.m.
John Prine - Ain't Hurtin' Knob-body
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:40 a.m.
Knobbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
Knob Potion No 9 - Searchers
Knob Shack - B-52's
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:42 a.m.
My Only Knob - Roxy Music
Whole Lot of Knob - Led Zeppelin
Put Your Knob in me - Hot Chocolate (Sorry that's rude)
I knob you knob me knob - Gary Glitter.
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/16/02 at 06:43 a.m.
Knobthing Matters But You (Gold/Udell) (The Everly Brothers)
"Since we met, I sit around and watch you
You don't do the things you used to do
I'm so in love I let the world go by me
Knobthing matters but you
Knobthing matters but you"
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:46 a.m.
Knobaches By the Number - Guy Mitchell
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:47 a.m.
Quoting:
Put Your Knob in me - Hot Chocolate (Sorry that's rude)
End Quote
Oh Rude you want ?
(I've been waiting for someone to ask)
Here is a Greatest Hits collection then !.....
Knob Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) - Edison Lighthouse
Knob Her Madly - Doors
Knob Hurts - Jim Capaldi
Knob In A Box - Sunnyboys
Knob Machine - Pastoral Symphony
Knob Me Tomorrow - Boz Scaggs
Knob Me Two Times - Doors
Knob The One You're With - Steven Stills
Knobin' You - Minnie Riperton
Knobing The Alien - David Bowie
Knobbeat (It's A Knobbeat) - De Franco Family
:P ::)
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/16/02 at 06:48 a.m.
We're not going to be able to keep this risque jokes up much longer.
The Everly Brothers - Brand New Knobache
Quoting:
Knobaches By the Number - Guy Mitchell
End Quote
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/16/02 at 06:49 a.m.
Nob Mandarmi Piu Fiori - The Everly Brothers
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:50 a.m.
Quoting:
We're not going to be able to keep this risque jokes up much longer.
End Quote
Too bad about my post one minute before then Bobo ;D
Heeheeehehehehe
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/16/02 at 06:50 a.m.
This thread has an air of the Alan Shearer about it...
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:51 a.m.
Knobbin' Arms - Jon English
Knob Fever - Ray Burgess
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:52 a.m.
Quoting:
This thread has an air of the Alan Shearer about it...
End Quote
One of the great geordie knobs of our time ? ???
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/16/02 at 06:53 a.m.
Yes. That's the one, FB!
The Beach Boys - The Knobble Surfer.
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 06:55 a.m.
Quoting:
Knob Fever - Ray Burgess
End Quote
Now that's sick - putting those two images together Dooley ! :-/
Knob Full Of Soul - Yardbirds
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 06:55 a.m.
You guys a such a bad influence. :-[
Knob is Just around the Corner - Les Elgart
The Sweet Knob of Sigma Chi - Les Elgart
Brother Knob's travelling Salvation Show - Neil Diamond
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 07:00 a.m.
Quoting:
You guys a such a bad influence. :-[End Quote
We try our hardest !
Knob Of Glass - Blondie
All My Knobing - Beatles
Knob On The Radio - Skyhooks
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 07:04 a.m.
We could have fun with this in the Love thread at PPP!!
Power of Knob - Smokie
True Knob - Dean Martin
Knob of Gold - Boney M
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 07:07 a.m.
Knob Of Stone - Rolling Stones
Knob Resurrection - Alison Moyet
Knob Don't Live Here Anymore - Rose Royce
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/16/02 at 07:10 a.m.
I would knob to continue to contribute, but have exhausted my knowledge of knob lyrics!
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/16/02 at 07:13 a.m.
Quoting:
Only a Woman's Knob - Mary Black
End Quote
LOL!
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 07:15 a.m.
Quoting:
I would knob to continue to contribute, but have exhausted my knowledge of knob lyrics!
End Quote
No ! There's more ! Here :
Knob Is Like Oxygen - Sweet
Knob Child - Supremes
Knob Is All Around - Troggs
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/16/02 at 07:22 a.m.
Anyone Who Had a Knob--Dionne Warwick (US)/Cilla Black (UK)
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/16/02 at 07:31 a.m.
Knob Will Find A Way - Pablo Cruise
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/16/02 at 08:40 a.m.
If You're Gonna Break Another Knob -- Albert Hammond
Owner of the Lonely Knob -- Yes
Only the Knobley -- Roy Orbison
Knobin' You -- Minnie Ripperton
This Old Knob of Mine -- Rod Stewart
Lily, Rosemany and the Jack of Knobs -- Dylan
I Knob -- Tom T. Hall
I Can Feel Your Knobbeat -- Partridge Family
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/16/02 at 09:53 a.m.
In keeping with Philbo's spirit of the original meaning, here is another absolute howler when "love" or "heart" is replaced by "knob"!
Knob of a Woman--Travis Tritt :o ;D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/16/02 at 04:47 p.m.
Come on, this is so obvious :)
All You Need is Knob -- Beatles
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/16/02 at 06:13 p.m.
Knobdrive and Knob At First Sting-The Scorpions
Bad Case of Knobbing You (Doctor, Doctor) and Addicted To Knob-Robert Palmer
Knob's Gone-Choo Ja Kim
Knob Don't Lie-LaToya Jackson
Knob's On Fire-Randy Meisner
Knob and Soul-T'Pau
Knob On The Rocks-Neil Diamond
Knob In A Vacuum-Til Tuesday
If Anyone Had A Knob (Like Mine)-John Waite
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 00:22 a.m.
Knob Is The Drug - Roxy Music
Knobly City - Cat Stevens
Knob's Not Good Enough - Skyhooks
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 00:31 a.m.
you fogot:
Knob On the Radio -- Skyhooks
Addicted to Knob -- Robert Palmer
Knob the One You're With -- Stephen Stills
Goodbye to Knob -- Carpenters
Feel Like Makin' Knob -- Bad Company
Can't Put a Price on Knob -- The Knack
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 00:37 a.m.
Knob On My Sleeve - Gallagher & Lyle
Knob Is In The Air - John Paul Young
Knob Is A Battlefield - Pat Benetar
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Bobo on 11/17/02 at 00:39 a.m.
Somebody Knobbody Knows - I believe it was originally a Kristofferson track.
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 00:46 a.m.
How's this for perverted imagery then....
Knob Cats - The Cure
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 00:50 a.m.
or...
Piece of my Knob -- Janis Joplin
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 00:51 a.m.
Quoting:
or...
Piece of my Knob -- Janis Joplin
End Quote
Knees crossed all of a sudden....
Knob And Other Bruises - Air Supply
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 06:05 a.m.
Quoting:
or...
Piece of my Knob -- Janis Joplin
End Quote
LOL!… ;D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 06:18 a.m.
Coz I Knob You - Slade
You Don't Have To Say You Knob Me - Dusty Springfield
Tainted Knob - Soft Cell - Ewwwwww ! :-[ :-/
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 06:23 a.m.
Quoting:
You Don't Have To Say You Knob Me - Dusty Springfield - Ewwwwww ! :-[ :-/End Quote
No wonder she was a lesbian! :-X
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 06:28 a.m.
Quoting:
No wonder she was a lesbian! :-X
End Quote
Oh dear! Did Wayne Jayne County know that? :o
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 06:29 a.m.
Mountain of Knob -- Johnny Rivers
Your in my Knob -- Rod Stewart
Blinded by Knob -- Rolling Stones
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 06:31 a.m.
I Knob My Dog - Cat Stevens........Oy ! >:(
Rubyknob - ALSO Cat Stevens !
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 06:32 a.m.
Knob of Stone - Rolling Stones
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 06:32 a.m.
Everybody Needs Somebody to Knob -- Rolling Stones
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 06:32 a.m.
Quoting:
I Knob My Dog - Cat Stevens........Oy ! >:(
End Quote
EEEEWWWWW! Are we talking bestiality here? :o :-X
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 06:33 a.m.
To Knob Somebody (The Way I Knob You) - Bee Gees
How Deep Is Your Knob ? - Bee Gees
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 06:34 a.m.
Quoting:
How Deep Is Your Knob ? - Bee Gees
End Quote
Say what? ???
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 06:35 a.m.
Ruby, Don't Take Your Knob to Town -- Kenny Rogers & the First Edition
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 06:35 a.m.
Quoting:
Ruby, Don't Take Your Knob to Town -- Kenny Rogers & the First Edition
End Quote
Does Ruby have a knob? ;D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 06:39 a.m.
Quoting:
Does Ruby have a knob? ;D
End Quote
Apparently so! :o
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 06:43 a.m.
Quoting:
Does Ruby have a knob? ;D
End Quote
But of course Don - refer below :
Quoting:
Rubyknob - ALSO Cat Stevens !
End Quote
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 07:00 a.m.
Quoting:
Apparently so! :o
End Quote
Then she's like Eric Cartman's mother! (If you've ever watched "South Park," you'll know what I'm talking about.)
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 07:02 a.m.
Some bubblegum knob:
I Think I Knob You -- Partridge Family
Yes Knob (It's One of Those Nights) -- Partridge Family
Julie Do You Knob Me? -- Bobby Sherman
Puppy Knob -- Donny Osmond
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 07:03 a.m.
If You Knob Somebody, Set Them Free - Sting
I Feel Knob - Donna Summer
Hot Knob - T-Rex
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/17/02 at 07:03 a.m.
Quoting:
Julie Do You Knob Me? -- Bobby Sherman
End Quote
Shouldn't that be the other way around? Or is Julie a guy and "me" a girl? :-X
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/17/02 at 07:10 a.m.
Quoting:
Shouldn't that be the other way around? Or is Julie a guy and "me" a girl? :-X
End Quote
Technicalities, technicalities... ::)
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/17/02 at 07:16 a.m.
Now for a Supremes Mini-Disc....
Baby Knob
Knob Child
Stop In The Name Of Knob
Where Did All Our Knob Go
You Can't Hurry Knob
Hmmmmm !
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/17/02 at 01:21 p.m.
I'll Never Fall In Knob Again-Dionne Warwick
Achy-Breaky Knob-Billy Ray Cyrus
Tell It To My Knob-Roxette
Knob Is A Hurtin' Thing-Lou Rawls
Knob Bites-Def Leppard
Restless Knob-John Mellencamp
House of Knob-Amy Grant
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/18/02 at 04:13 a.m.
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Knobs Club Band - Beatles
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/18/02 at 05:13 a.m.
The Rythm of my Knob - Rod Stewart
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 05:27 a.m.
Gee... what did I start here ;-)
I thought it would go down well.
Phil
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 09:27 a.m.
Quoting:
The Rythm of my Knob - Rod Stewart
End Quote
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/18/02 at 09:36 a.m.
"Affair of the Knob" - Rick Springfield
"Knob Hangover" - Diana Ross
"You Give Good Knob" - Whitney Houston
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 09:38 a.m.
"You've Lost That Knobbin' Feelin'" - Righteous Brothers
"Saving All My Knob For You" - Whitney Houston
"Knob Is a Battlefield" - Pat Benatar
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 09:39 a.m.
Quoting:
"You Give Good Knob" - Whitney Houston
End Quote
Isn't it supposed to be "love" or "heart", rather than "head"? Oops...
Phil
PS what about the sweets: knobknobs?
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/18/02 at 09:44 a.m.
Quoting:
Isn't it supposed to be "love" or "heart", rather than "head"? Oops...
Phil
PS what about the sweets: knobknobs?
End Quote
You should make a parody for Chuck's other site, Phil :)
Baby, you give good knooooooooooooob...
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 09:46 a.m.
Quoting:
You should make a parody for Chuck's other site, Phil :)
Baby, you give good knooooooooooooob...
End Quote
...with knobs on?
Phil
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/18/02 at 10:52 a.m.
"It's Called a Knob" - Depeche Mode
"My Knob Will Go On" - Celine Dion
"Un-break My Knob" - Toni Braxton
"(I Left My Knob) In San Francisco" - Perry Como
"Big Knob" - Fleetwood Mac
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Taoist on 11/18/02 at 11:01 a.m.
Let me put my knob into you - AC/DC
Could you be knobbed - Bob Marley
Radar knob - Golden Earring
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/02 at 11:13 a.m.
Quoting:
Let me put my knob into you - AC/DC
End Quote
...isn't that just a more honest version of the same song? A bit like Bon Scott singing "She gave me the clap" live...
on-topic:
Knob me tender - Elvis
Knobhunter - Whitesnake
Phil
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/18/02 at 01:37 p.m.
"Each Time You Break My Knob" - Nick Kamen
"Anotherknobberholenyohead" - Prince & The Revolution
"Tender Knob" - Force MDs
"Justify My Knob" and "Open Your Knob" - Madonna
"Jump Start My Knob" - Natalie Cole
"Kickstart My Knob" - Motley Crue
"Knob My Way" - Psychedelic Furs
"My Knob Is Your Knob" - Whitney Houston
"Everlasting Knob" - Gloria Estefan
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/18/02 at 02:57 p.m.
Everybody Knobs Somebody Sometime -- Dean Martin
I'd Knob You to Want Me -- Lobo
Knobin' You Just Crossed My Mind -- Sam Neely
Knobin' Her Was Easier than Anything I'll Even Do Again -- Kris Kristofferson
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/19/02 at 04:53 a.m.
She Loves Knob - Beatles
Silly Knob Songs - Wings
Slave To Knob - Roxy Music
Softly Whispering, I Knob You - English Congregation
Somewhere My Knob (Lara's Theme from 'Knob Story') - Ray Conniff & The Singers
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/19/02 at 09:03 a.m.
"Looking for a New Knob" - Jody Watley
"Don't You Want My Knob" - Nicole
"If You Had My Knob" and "My Knob Don't Cost A Thing"- Jennifer Lopez
"Quit Playing Games With My Knob" - Backstreet Boys
"Tearin' Up My Knob" - 'NSYNC
"Knobache" - Pepsi & Shirley
"Sending All My Knob" - Linear
"I'd Do Anything for Knob (But I Won't Do That)" - Meat Loaf
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/20/02 at 10:48 a.m.
Knob Machine--The Miracles
Whole Lotta Knob--Led Zeppelin
All My Knob--Led Zeppelin
In the Knob of a Woman--Billy Ray Cyrus :o
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/20/02 at 10:54 a.m.
"Knob Is Strong" - Rolling Stones
"Show Me Your Knob" - Lina Santiago
"Knobache Tonight" - The Eagles
"Queen of Knobs" and "Knob's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me" - Juice Newton
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 10:55 a.m.
Knobs (Can Break)-Marty Balin
Stop Draggin' My Knob Around-Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty
You Broke My Knob So I Busted Your Jaw-Spooky Tooth
Easy Knobber-Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Syncronos on 11/20/02 at 11:04 a.m.
We Got Big Knobs- AC/DC
She's Got Knobs- ZZ Top
I Wanna Hold Your Knobs- The Beatles
Give Me The Knob- George Benson
Here's the one to top them all
To Every Knob There Is A Season (Turn, Turn, Turn)- The Byrds
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 08:28 p.m.
Pain in my Knob -- Rolling Stones
Your Cheatin' Knob -- Hank Williams
Knobberman -- Billee Holiday
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 08:30 p.m.
Knobber Boy-Billy Ocean
Knobber Girl-Teena Marie
Hot Girls In Knob-Knobberboy
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 10:17 p.m.
Knob Grows Where my Rosemary Goes -- Edison Lighthouse
Knob is What you Make it -- Grass Roots
Give Me Knob (Give Me Peace on Earth) -- George Harrison
My Knob -- Paul McCartney
Can't Get Enough of Your Knob -- Bad Company
Ready for Knob -- Mott the Hoople
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/02 at 10:34 p.m.
All In Knob is Fair-Stevie Wonder
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Written By: Zella on 11/20/02 at 11:38 p.m.
You Knob the Thunder -- Jackson Browne
I Need Your Knob -- Ian Hunter
Muscle of Knob -- Alice Cooper
Can't Get Enough of Your Knob Baby -- Barry White
I Knob -- Tom T. Hall
Crazy Little Thing Called Knob -- Queen
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Written By: Zella on 11/21/02 at 00:04 a.m.
Knobely to See You -- Moody Blues
Knobin' Arms -- Dobie Gray
Lay a Little Knobin' On Me -- Robin McNamara
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 Years of Knob -- The Presidents
And....
Don't Pull Your Knob! -- Hamilton, Joe, Frank and Reynolds
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/21/02 at 03:56 a.m.
Unchain My Knob - Joe Cocker
Queen Of Knobs - Dave Edmunds
Sweetknob - Frankie & The Knockouts
Chemical Knob - Grinspoon
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Written By: HolyDooley on 11/21/02 at 04:08 a.m.
Stones of the Knob - Mental As Anything
Cold Knobbed Man - AC/DC
Knob Hungry Man - AC/DC
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/21/02 at 05:08 a.m.
Knob or Let Me Be Lonely--The Friends of Distinction
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/21/02 at 08:32 a.m.
Send Her My Knob - Journey
Captain of Her Knob - Double
Somewhere In My Knob - Aztec Camera
I Don't Need Your Knob - Angelina
Stone Knob - Kool & The Gang
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/21/02 at 08:43 a.m.
One More Knob- Phil Collins
Get Outta My dream, Get Into (onto?) My Knob- Billie Ocean
We Got A Groovy Kind Of Knob- Phil Collins
Keep On Knobbing Me, Baby- Steve Miller Band
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Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/21/02 at 08:47 a.m.
Everybody's Knobbing For The Weekend/Loverboy-1981
Knob, Knobbing Away/Paul Simon-1976
Knob Warning!/Van Halen-1981
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/21/02 at 09:06 a.m.
Knob Your Head- Will Smith
Baby Got Knobs- Sir Mix-a-Lot
Knobs In Here- Nelly
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Written By: Zella on 11/21/02 at 11:39 a.m.
Okay, I lay in bed at night thinking these up now... ::)
Old Fashioned Knob Song -- Three Dog Night
Knob Jones -- Brighter Side of Darkness
Silly Knob Songs -- Wings
I Honestly Knob You -- Olivia Newton John
Knob Lies Bleeding -- Elton John
Texan Knob Song -- Elton John
Best of My Knob -- Eagles
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/21/02 at 11:48 a.m.
The Dead Knob - Midnight Oil
The Look of Knob - ABC
Fortress Around Your Knob - Sting
Knob Touch - Rod Stewart
Jump (For My Knob) - Pointer Sisters
Cold Knobbed - Paula Abdul
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Written By: Bobo on 11/21/02 at 12:09 a.m.
Okay, tackling the entire Everly Brothers collection:
A Brand New Knobache
A Change Of Knob
A Little Like Knobbin'
Abandoned Knob
Ain't That Knobbin' You Baby?
All My Knob
Be My Knob Again
Bye Bye Knob
Don't Let Our Knob Die
Don't Let Our Knob Die (1951)
Made To Knob
Have You Ever Knobbed Somebody
I Don't Want To Knob You
I Know Knob (Bobbit's syndrome)
I Used To Knob You
I Wanna Be Your Knobber
If Her Knob Isn't True (hehe)
It Must Be Knob
Ladies Knob Outlaws
Knob Angel
Knob At Last Sight
Knob Her
Knob Hurts
Knob Is Strange
Knob Is Where You Find It
Knob Makes The World Go Round
Knob Of My Life
Knob With Your Heart
(Knob You) More Than I Can Say (cover)
Knobby Kravezit
Made To Knob
Never Ending Knob (hehehe)
Oh True Knob (1959 demo)
Oh True Knob
Only Knob
Still In Knob With You
Sweet Southern Knob
(That's Old Fashioned) That's The Way Knob Should Be
(You Got) The Power Of Knob
The Price Of Knob
To Know Her Is To Knob Her
To Knob Somebody
To Show You I Knob You
True Knob, True Knob
When Will I Be Knobbed
Will You Still Knob Me Tomorrow
You're The One I Knob
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/22/02 at 05:25 a.m.
Woman In Knob - Barbra Striesand
How Sweet It Is (To Be Knobbed By You) - James Taylor :o
An Old-Fashioned Knob Song - Three Dog Night
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/22/02 at 06:03 a.m.
Sacred Knob - Dio
Some more Whitesnake...
All in the name of Knob
Don't break my Knob again
Fool for your knobbing
Give me all your Knob
Guilty of Knob
Hungry for Knob
Is this Knob
Keep On Giving Me Knob
Lie Down (A Modern Knob Song)
Looking for Knob
Knob ain't no stranger
Knob an' affection
Knob man
Knob To Keep You Warm
Queen Of Knobs
Restless Knob
Straight for the Knob
The deeper the Knob
The Time Is Right For Knob
Victim of Knob
You're gonna break my Knob again
Your precious Knob
:-)
Phil
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/22/02 at 11:46 a.m.
"Spring Knob" - Stevie B
"My Knob Skips A Beat" - Cover Girls
"Put A Little Knob In Your Knob" - Al Green & Annie Lennox
"Colour My Knob" - Fun Fun
"Modern Knob" - David Bowie
"Naughty Girls (Need Knob Too!)" - Samantha Fox
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/22/02 at 12:17 a.m.
Someone Saved My Knob Tonight- Elton Job
Get Offa My Knob- Bryan Adams
Living On The Knob- Aerosmith
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Written By: Zella on 11/22/02 at 04:57 p.m.
Quoting:
Someone Saved My Knob Tonight- Elton Job
Get Offa My Knob- Bryan Adams
Living On The Knob- Aerosmith
End Quote
Hey Sync! According to Philbo's Rules of Knobbery, the word 'knob' can only replace the word 'love' or 'heart' in a song title... :)
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Written By: Zella on 11/22/02 at 04:58 p.m.
Bye Bye Knob -- Everly Brothers
Knob is a Many Splendered Thing -- ??
Knob Full of Soul -- Yardbirds
I'd Knob to Change the World -- Knob ;)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/22/02 at 10:23 p.m.
Everybody I Knob You - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Come And Get Your Knob - Roger Daltrey
Put A Little Knob In Your Knob - Jackie De Shannon ???
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 10:34 p.m.
Ain't Knob A B!tch?-Rod Stewart
Just An Old-Fashioned Knob Song-Three Dog Night
Knob On The Rocks-Neil Diamond
Knob Story-Andy Williams
Peg O' My Knob-Guy Lombardo
Knobbeat City-The Cars
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/22/02 at 10:38 p.m.
A Teenager In Knob - Dion & The Belmonts
Tunnel Of Knob - Dire Straits
Chapel Of Knob - Dixie-Cups
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/02 at 10:44 p.m.
Sweet Knob-Anita Baker
Knob Don't Cost A Thing-J-lo
Knob's Theme-Knob Unlimited Orchestra
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 00:26 a.m.
C'mon & Get My Knob - D'mob feat. Cathy Dennis
Knobber Come Back To Me - Dead Or Alive
Freeway of Knob - Aretha Franklin
Bizarre Knob Triangle - New Order
Love's About To Change My Knob - Donna Summer :o
Babe We're Gonna Knob Tonight - Lime
Work For Knob - Ministry
Knob Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Lay All Your Knob On Me - Abba ;D
Keep Givin' Me Your Knob - CeCe Peniston
I'll Never Break Your Knob - Backstreet Boys
I Don't Want Your Knob - Duran Duran
Knob's Taboo - Cube
100% Pure Knob - Crystal Waters
The Knobber That You Are - Pulse feat. Antoinette Robinson
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 00:33 a.m.
Come And Get Your Knob-Redbone
Gangster of Knob-Steve Miller Band
Knob On The Air-David Gilmour
Knob Is In The Air-John Paul Young
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/23/02 at 01:04 a.m.
Thunder In My Knob - Leo Sayer
Crazy Knob - Skyhooks
Hungry Knob - Bruce Springsteen
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 01:10 a.m.
Knob Train-The Spinners
Take It To Knob-Quarterflash
Knobfool-The Cardigans
I Knob-Tom T. Hall
I Knob America-Patrick Juvet
I Feel Knob-Donna Summer
Knobsexy-Prince
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/23/02 at 05:10 a.m.
Knob in the Hot Afternoon--Gene Watson
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/23/02 at 06:49 a.m.
Queen Of Knobs - Dave Edmunds
Don't Go Breakin' My Knob - Elton John & Kiki Dee
Sons & Knobbers - Paul Jones
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Written By: Bobo on 11/23/02 at 06:51 a.m.
Queen Of My Knob - (yes, I'm going to shoot myself for claiming that this song is by) Westlife.
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/23/02 at 07:08 a.m.
Baby I Knob You - Andy Kim
Lotta knob - Nicolette Larson
All My Knob - Led Zeppelin
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Written By: Zella on 11/23/02 at 03:52 p.m.
And I Knob Her So -- Don McLean
Could it Be I'm Falling in Knob -- Spinners
One of a Kind Knob Affair -- Spinners
Knob Train -- O'Jays
Jimmy Knobs Marianne -- Looking Glass
The Knob I Lost -- Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 03:54 p.m.
Jealous-Gene Knobs Jezebel
Knob Is All Around-The Troggs
Burning Knob-Vandenburg
Foolish Knob-Steve Perry
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Written By: Zella on 11/23/02 at 04:07 p.m.
Come and Get Your Knob -- Redbone
For the Knob of Money -- O'Jays
I'll Have to Say I Knob You in a Song -- Jim Croce
Mighty Knob -- Spinners
My Melody of Knob -- Bobby Vinton
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 04:12 p.m.
In and Out Of Knob-Bon Jovi
Words Of Knob-Mamas and The Papas
Knob Letters In The Sand-Pat Boone
Cold, Cold Knob and Your Cheatin' Knob-Hank Williams
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Written By: Zella on 11/23/02 at 04:25 p.m.
I Just Wanna Make Knob to You -- Rolling Stones
If You Really Knob Me -- Stevie Wonder
Drowning in a Sea of Knob -- Joe Simon
Let Your Knob Go -- Bread
Stone in Knob with You -- Stylistics
No Knob at All -- B.J. Thomas
If Knobin' You is Wrong (I Don't Wanna Be Right) -- Luther Ingram
I Don't Know How to Knob Him -- Yvonne Elliman
I Woke Up in Knob this Morning -- Partridge Family
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/02 at 05:50 p.m.
Knob Hangover-Diana Ross
Knobbin' You-Elvis
All Out Of Knob-Air Supply
Groove Is In The Knob-DeeeLite
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/23/02 at 08:04 p.m.
"Get That Knob" and "In The Name Of Knob" - Thompson Twins
"The Burning Knob" - Survivor
"I'm Outta Knob" - Anastacia
"Now That We Found Knob" - Heavy D
"Your Knob" - The Outfield
"Knob Come Down" - Evelyn "Champagne" King
"Knob & Pride" - King
"If You Knob Somebody (Set Them Free)" - Sting
"Knob Spy" - Mike Mareen
"Exposed to Knob" - Expose
"Knob Will Lead You Back" - Taylor Dayne
"The Knobber In Me" - Sheena Easton
"A Knob Bizarre" - Sheila E.
"Knob Plus One" - Haircut 100
"Keep On Knobbing You" - REO Speedwagon
"You Give Knob A Bad Name" - Bon Jovi
"Knob Vigilantes" - New Order
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/23/02 at 08:06 p.m.
What the World Needs Now Is Knob--Jackie DeShannon
I Know You Don't Knob Me No More--Barbara George
You've Got to Hide Your Knob Away--The Beatles
Tell Her She's Knobly--El Chicano
You're the Knob--Seals & Crofts
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Written By: Zella on 11/23/02 at 11:58 p.m.
But You Know I Knob You -- Kenny Rogers & the First Edition
I Can't Stop Knobing You -- Tom Jones
Do You See My Knob (for You Growing)? -- Junior Walker and the Allstars
Knob Me or Let Me Be Lonely -- Friends of Distinction
Knob on a Two Way Street -- Moments
Only Knob Can Break Your Heart -- Neil Young
The Knob You Save -- Jackson Five
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/24/02 at 00:40 a.m.
Knob Boat - TV Show soundtrack....
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Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/24/02 at 08:18 a.m.
A Groovy Kind Of Knob/Mindbenders-1966
Knob On The Water/Deep Purple-1972
Hello, It's Knob/Todd Rungren-1973
Knob, Knob, Knobbing On Heavens Door/Bob Dylan :P 1974
Knobs Out/Peter Wolf-1984
Knobbing You/John Waite-1984
Freeze Knob :o J. Geils Band-1981
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Written By: Zella on 11/24/02 at 01:53 p.m.
^ didn't read the instructions! ::) (or had too many Michelobs! :P )
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/25/02 at 02:57 p.m.
"Lessons in Knob" - Level 42
"Cross My Broken Knob" - The Jets
"Change of Knob" - Cyndi Lauper
"Knob Is In Control (Finger On The Trigger)" :o - Donna Summer
"Knobbing You Is Surfing You" - Rap Reiplinger
"This is not a Knob Song" - Public Image Ltd.
"'65 Knob Affair" - Paul Davis
"One Night Knob Affair" - Bryan Adams
"Let My Knob Open The Door" - Pete Townsend (that one actually sounds clean...) ;D
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/25/02 at 09:26 p.m.
Knobbing You-Minnie Riperton
Tell It To My Knob-Robert Palmer (one of his Big Band songs off the Riptide album)
You Gotta Have Knob-Jerry Lewis(from the musical "D**n Yankees)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/26/02 at 05:54 a.m.
Anyone Who Had A Knob - Dionne Warwick
Don't Be Cruel (To A Knob That's True) - Elvis Presley
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 10:48 a.m.
If Anyone Had A Knob Like Mine-John Waite
Knob For Sale-Tony Bennett
Restless Knob-The Mavericks
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/26/02 at 12:07 a.m.
Lookin' for Knob (in all the wrong places)--Johnny Lee
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 05:25 p.m.
Knob Can Make You Happy-Mercy
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Written By: PF4Eva on 11/26/02 at 05:53 p.m.
"I Would Do Anything for Knob" by Meatloaf
"Bombastic Knob" by Britney Spears
"Don't Do Breaking My Knob" by Elton John and Kiki Dee
"Crazy On You" by Knob
"Knob is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar
"I Left My Knob in San Francisco" by Tony Bennett
"From the Bottom of My Broken Knob" by Britney Spears
"What Is Knob?" by Haddaway
"Knob Is the Ritual" by Styx (w/Glen Burtnik instead of Tommy Shaw)
"My Knob Will Go On" by Celene Dion
"Set the Controls for the Knob of the Sun" by Pink Floyd
"Owner of a Lonely Knob" by Yes
"Hungry Knob" by Bruce Springsteen
"Little Black Knob" by A-Ha
"Amd I Knob Her" by The Beatles
"Keep on Knobbing You" by REO Speedwagon
"Free Falllin'" by Tom Petty & the Knobbreakers
"Knob Buzz" by Nirvana
"Knob-Shaped Box" by Nirvana
"Knobbreaker" by Nirvana/Pat Benatar/maybe someone else
"Knob Gun" by Nirvana
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 10:52 p.m.
Knob Shaped Box-Nirvana
Tell It To My Knob-Roxette
Knobbreak Hotel-Elvis
Knob Is Blue-Paul Mariat
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/27/02 at 04:40 a.m.
Every Beat Of My Knob - Rod Stewart :-/ :'( :-[
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Written By: HolyDooley on 11/27/02 at 04:42 a.m.
You're in My Knob - Rod Stewart
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/27/02 at 04:47 a.m.
I'm Not In Knob - 10CC
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Written By: HolyDooley on 11/27/02 at 04:58 a.m.
I'm Gonna Knob You - Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/27/02 at 05:54 a.m.
Hidden In My Knob - 10000 Maniacs
My Knob Beats Like A Drum - ATC
I'll Never Break Your Knob - Backstreet Boys
(But if they did...) :
How Can You Mend A Broken Knob - Bee Gees
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/02 at 11:17 a.m.
Only Knob Can Break A Knob-Gene Pitney
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/02 at 06:40 a.m.
Stop Draggin' My Knob Around - Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks
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Written By: DJ Midas on 12/04/02 at 07:47 a.m.
"Knob Is All Around" - DJ Bobo
"I Feel Knob" - Donna Summer
"Knob Like A Wheel" - Human League ???
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Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/04/02 at 07:58 a.m.
'Knob Of My Life' Queen
'I Knob The Dead' Alice Cooper
'A Knob Full Of Knob' from Les Miserables
'Knob Of Gold' Neil Young (Could this have inspired Austin Powers' Goldmember'?)
'Knob Song' The Damned
'The Waiting Knob' Chris De Burgh
'I Have A Knob' from Westside Story (Maria's controversial revelation!)
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/02 at 09:33 a.m.
Groovy Kind of Knob-The Bee Gees (If it hasn't been taken)
Knob Makes the World Go 'Round-Various
Everybody Ought To Be In Knob-Paul Anka
Puppy Knob-Paul Anka
Knob Of Stone-Taylor Dayne
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/02 at 10:04 a.m.
The classic British sea shanty: Knob of Oak
..I'm running out of knobs...
Phil
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/02 at 12:05 a.m.
Stone Knob-The Supremes
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Written By: DJ Midas on 01/02/03 at 01:36 p.m.
"Knob One Another" - Amber 8)
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Written By: Crazy Don on 01/02/03 at 01:46 p.m.
Knob Me--Elvis Presley
Can't Help Falling in Knob--Elvis Presley
Wooden Knob--Elvis Presley
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Written By: Feiticeira on 01/02/03 at 02:20 p.m.
Knob me for a Reason - Boyzone
Rollercoaster Of Knob - Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Knob Song - Marilyn Manson
Fell In Knob With A Girl - White Stripes
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Written By: Feiticeira on 01/02/03 at 02:33 p.m.
Just a Manics Special now.
Nobody Knobbed You - Manic Street Preachers
You Knob Us - Manic Street Preachers
You Stole The Sun From My Knob - Manic Street Preachers
Knob Torn Us Under - Manic Street Preachers
Knob's Sweet Exile - Manic Street Preachers
Starknobber - Manic Street Preachers
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Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 07:37 a.m.
And now from the clubs...
"Give Me Knob" - Alcatraz
"Knob At First Sight" - Kylie Minogue
"My Knobbin'" - Kristine W
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/03/03 at 04:22 p.m.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Knobber"
"You're In Knob"-Wilson Phillips
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Written By: scaryfast on 01/03/03 at 06:24 p.m.
Knobsong/The cure
The deeper the Knob/Whitesnake
If you knob somebody (set them free)/Sting
Wasting knob/Iron Maiden
Crazy little thing called knob/Queen
Knob me tomorrow/Chicago
Your knob/The outfield
Fast Knob/George Michael
All out of knob/Air Supply
The power of knob/Huey lewis
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/03/03 at 11:03 p.m.
Words of Knob-Mamas and the Papas
Still Knobbing You-The Scorpions
Knob Comes From The Most Unexpected Places-Barbra Streisand
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Written By: Zella on 01/07/03 at 11:02 p.m.
Because I Knob You -- Master's Apprentices
The Girl that I Knob -- Russell Morris
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/08/03 at 04:09 a.m.
Quoting:
Knob Comes From The Most Unexpected Places-Barbra Streisand
End Quote
:-)
Steve Vai - Still my bleeding knob
Sting - Be Still My Beating Knob
Phil
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Written By: Taoist on 01/08/03 at 04:13 a.m.
I've got a knobbley bunch of coconuts
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/08/03 at 04:24 a.m.
Quoting:
I've got a knobbley bunch of coconuts
End Quote
Aren't you the lucky one?
;-)
Phil
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Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 06:31 a.m.
"Three Time Knobber" - Bardeux
"One Knobber At A Time" - Atlantic Starr
"Like I Knob You" - Justin Timberlake
"Keep It Comin' Knob" :o - KC & The Sunshine Band
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/08/03 at 06:32 a.m.
Easy Knobber - Phil Bailey and Phil Collins
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Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 07:25 a.m.
"Age of Knob" by Age of Knob
"Bringing on the Knob Break" - Def Leppard
"If It Isn't Knob" - New Edition
"Everything In My Knob" - Corey Hart
"Your Knob Is King" ;D - Sade
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Written By: Banasy on 01/08/03 at 09:12 a.m.
Knob Three Times - Tony Orlando
You Light Up My Knob - Debby Boone
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Written By: DJ Midas on 01/10/03 at 07:45 a.m.
"Listen to Your Knob" - Roxette
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/10/03 at 12:20 a.m.
Knob Me Two Times-The Doors
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Written By: Crazy Don on 01/10/03 at 12:39 a.m.
Knob Is the Answer--England Dan & John Ford Coley
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Written By: Banasy on 01/10/03 at 01:02 p.m.
Knob On - Paul McCartney
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Written By: DJ Midas on 01/10/03 at 01:38 p.m.
"I Need Your Knobbing" - Human League
"I Was Made For Knobbin' You" - KISS
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Written By: chris on 01/10/03 at 02:33 p.m.
Twisted Sister - Knob Is For Suckers
Siouxsie & The Banshees - Knob Out Me
Joy Division - Knob Will Tear Us Apart :o :o
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Written By: chris on 01/10/03 at 02:48 p.m.
Oasis - Who Feels Knob?
A Flock Of Seagulls - The More You Live, The more You Knob
- Space Age Knob Song
Kiss - Hide Your Knob
Doro - Unholy Knob
Sisters Of Mercy - Temple Of Knob
Huey Lewis & The News - The Knob of Rock 'n' Roll
The Almighty - Blood, Fire And Knob :o
- New Knob Sensation :D
- Full Force Knobbin' Machine ::)
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/10/03 at 06:06 p.m.
I Am Knob-Jackson 5
You Look So Good In Knob-Country Artist
Knob Stinks-J. Geils Band
Big Hunk O' Knob, Knob Me Tender, I Can't Help Falling In Knob With You, Wooden Knob and Burning Knob-All by Elvis.
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: chris on 01/11/03 at 04:28 p.m.
Hot Knob - T. Rex :-/
Fire In My Knob - Super Furry Animals :o
In The Burning Knob - Survivor :o :o
Underwater Knob - Faith No More ;D
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/11/03 at 10:59 p.m.
Knob Bites-Def Leppard
Knob Can Make You Happy-Mercy
No Tell Knobber-Chicago
Undercover Knobbers-Stella Parton
I Will Always Knob You-Dolly Parton/Whitney Houston
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: chris on 01/12/03 at 04:54 a.m.
Knob And Affection - Joan Armatrading
Knob Missile F-111 - Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/12/03 at 09:12 p.m.
Mountain Of Knob-Charley Pride
Give Knob for Christmas-Carl Storie
You Can't Hurry Knob-Supremes and Phil Collins
Dr. Knob's Traveling Salvation Show-Neil Diamond
And names that could be funnier:
Jennifer Knob Hewitt
Ed Knobber
Darlene Knob
Candy Knobbing (Ex-Playboy Playmate of the YEar)
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/12/03 at 09:20 p.m.
Add another name:
Courtney Knob :P
Subject: Re: Best song titles made funnier ...
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/12/03 at 09:29 p.m.
Or "The Pompatus of Knob". ;D