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Subject: Rice Cube's story game (Ended) #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 05:53 p.m.
Okay, so once upon a time, I read about a certain type of English assignment where people would partner up and write a couple of sentences to a story and switch off. I thought it might be cool to do the same here. Let's see how it works out, shall we? ;) Let's have fun with this!
I'll start the story:
On a typical not-so-cold day in Antarctica, Penny Penguin was waddling along with her friend Penelope Penguin when they happened upon a crashed spaceship in the middle of their favorite tobogganing slope.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Race_Bannon on 11/25/02 at 07:03 p.m.
"Oh salmon-sap" said Penny Penguin "We can't toboggon with that space ship sitting sideways on our slope!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/25/02 at 08:38 p.m.
As the two annoyed penguins watched, the door of the spaceship creaked open and out stepped Elvis Presley, clad in a sequined white jumpsuit and a fur parka.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 08:41 p.m.
In typical Elvis fashion, he said, "Hello there, pretty birds...I seem to have myself a hunka-hunka-burnin' ship here!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Hairspray on 11/25/02 at 08:47 p.m.
Everyone stood there and stared, thinking to themselves "What a nut".
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Screwball54 on 11/25/02 at 08:51 p.m.
The penguins then heard a loud noise comming from the area behind them.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/25/02 at 08:52 p.m.
"Hey man," said Penny; "Would you mind shifting this burning hulk off of our toboggan slide before it ruins all the good ice?"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 08:53 p.m.
At the same time, Penelope wondered what that noise was, and turned around...
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Screwball54 on 11/25/02 at 09:00 p.m.
It was 50 Million Elvis fans, and they were heading straight for them.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/25/02 at 09:01 p.m.
The penguins were aghast when they saw a group of Swedish hunks coming off the boat wearing nothing but smiles. :)
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 09:04 p.m.
Penelope said to Penny, "I didn't know Swedes were such rabid Elvis fans!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Hairspray on 11/25/02 at 09:04 p.m.
The beauty of it all, was that the 50 Million Elvis fans stampeded the burning space ship off the slope! :D
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Screwball54 on 11/25/02 at 09:08 p.m.
"darnit!" exclaimed Elvis, "That is the third space ship they have ruined in two weeks."
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Jessica on 11/25/02 at 09:11 p.m.
Unfortunately, the Elvis fans were out of control, and in the madness, they trampled over him.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 09:13 p.m.
"Aw nuts," said Penny, "Now we're going to have to give him beak-to-mouth resuscitation"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Screwball54 on 11/25/02 at 09:15 p.m.
"Forget it," said Penelope, "lets use are tobogins and get out of here before they trample us."
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Jessica on 11/25/02 at 09:27 p.m.
But Penny couldn't leave Elvis like that. She began performing beak to mouth resuscitation.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/25/02 at 09:31 p.m.
Unfortuntaely, Elvis had been lying in the snow so long he had gone into a cryogenic state :D
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/25/02 at 09:33 p.m.
Suddenly, a polar bear with a Coke gave Elvis CPR, and the King was revived. Wish I could say the same for his ship.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 09:36 p.m.
Thankfully, Scotty from Star Trek was dogsledding along and decided to stop by and take a look at Elvis' banged up ship.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Screwball54 on 11/25/02 at 09:41 p.m.
"Scotty do you think you can fix it?" asked elvis "these swedes are getting frisky"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/25/02 at 10:12 p.m.
"And while you are at it Scotty," continued Elvis, "would you happen to have anything in your backpack containing any codine?"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/25/02 at 10:42 p.m.
"What do you think I am, a junkie?!! >:(", Scotty yelled. "You got me confused with Mr. Spock, Fatso!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/25/02 at 10:43 p.m.
Elvis, the Penguins and the polar bear were surprised to see that Scotty was not speaking with a Scottish accent...in fact, Scotty was none other than the nefarious Dread Pirate Penguin!!
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/25/02 at 10:46 p.m.
They were even more surprized when Captain Kirk appeared behind them and began to play guitar and promote priceline.com.... ::)
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/26/02 at 00:45 a.m.
"This is highly illogical, Captain" said Mr Spock, "I have been telling everyone this side of the Alpha Quadrant that you are a talentless git"....
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: John_Seminal on 11/26/02 at 03:09 a.m.
Penny wondered what happened to Captin Kirk, asking him "Did you gain a few pounds?"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: John_Seminal on 11/26/02 at 03:11 a.m.
Meanwhile, Scotty was digging through his backpack until he found a bottle of Irish Whisky, and handed it to Elvis "Here ya go laddie, this el do you better than the codine."
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/26/02 at 04:00 a.m.
Elvis, his spirits greatly revived, then joined Scotty for an impromptu rendition of Jail House Rock, which echoed menacingly over the icy slopes.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/26/02 at 05:56 a.m.
The rest of the assembled crew glared at Kirk when he suggested they could follow up with his greatest collection of 'Knob' songs >:(
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/26/02 at 06:25 a.m.
While the Star Trek bunch was arguing about this, who should wander along but the entire crew of Gilligan's Island....
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/26/02 at 06:37 a.m.
Captain Kirk was immediately distracted by Ginger's presence and wondered if she was an alien that he made love to before.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/26/02 at 06:37 a.m.
There had been some changes since the 60's. Thurston and Ginger had got together, as had Mary-Ann and Gilligan as everybody had hoped. Lovey Howell had got a sex change and was now a bloke named Nathan. The Skipper was once again convinced he was on Iwo-Jima, and the Professor has taken to wearing the 'blue dress' that Lovey had discarded forllowing the 'change'.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/26/02 at 06:39 a.m.
Quoting:
Captain Kirk was immediately distracted by Ginger's presence and wondered if she was an alien that he made love to before.
End Quote
Ha ! Probably, DJ !
But I don't remember Ginger ever wearing a mini-skirt so methinks he would have passed her by.... ::)
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 08:52 a.m.
All the while, the Penguins wondered how it was that the Dread Pirate Penguin had suddenly morphed back into Scotty form, and developed a Scottish accent to boot.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/26/02 at 08:56 a.m.
And what should come out was Burgess Meredith returning from the dead as the Penguin, with Batman and Robin in hot pursuit…
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 09:02 a.m.
Just as the Brady Bunch washes ashore, all beaten and bloody after being thrashed by the Partridge Family.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 09:04 a.m.
As the Brady Bunch continued to get pummeled by the Partridge Family, the Penguin magically transformed into Mickey, Rocky's trainer, and taught the Brady Bunch the art of boxing.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/26/02 at 09:29 a.m.
Then suddenly, Danny Partridge pulled out his 57 magnum and shot it into the air!
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: TripsMom on 11/26/02 at 09:32 a.m.
After "pulling out his gun" Danny saunters over to Robin and whispers in his ear...
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 09:34 a.m.
"Sorry," said Robin. "I only swing with Batman"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 10:08 a.m.
Gilligan and Skipper look at each other and say, "I knew it. The tights were a dead give away."
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Zella on 11/26/02 at 10:36 a.m.
Suddenly another ruckus was heard, and up rode the Cartwrights....
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 10:41 a.m.
And Danny shouts out, "Mine's bigger than his!!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/26/02 at 10:49 a.m.
Gilligan, pointing to the Skipper, shouts, "and his!" Skipper jerked his head to look at Gilligan, who began to wonder about all that 'little buddy' stuff...
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 10:51 a.m.
Then the Professor emerges from his hut with a coconut bazooka and yells "BRING IT!!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 11:02 a.m.
Then Maxwell Smart snuck up to the Professor and shouted, "Missed it by that much."
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 11:05 a.m.
"Hey! No fair!," cried Gilligan, as he moves to stop Smart...but trips over the Skipper's shoes, landing face first in the dirt.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 11:07 a.m.
Smart, being as inept as Gilligan, followed the first mate into the mud with 99 (Swedes) watching.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 11:09 a.m.
Nelson Muntz (of Simpson fame) walks up, points, and says, "Ha ha!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 11:12 a.m.
The Skipper pushed Muntz into the mud, and Homer Simpson, being as inept as Smart and Gilligan, followed them into the mud and said, "Ummm, chocolate".
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 11:13 a.m.
Marsha Brady trips and falls into the mud. The entire Brady Clan moves to help Marsha, shoving Jan out of the way. "It's all about her...Marsha Marsha Marsha! Well, not today!" Jan then does a flying elbow drop onto Marsha's back. "How do you like Marsha NOW!?"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 11:17 a.m.
Then Trish Stratus run to the bog and delivers a cheap shot on Jan, who drops like a ragdoll.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 11:20 a.m.
Alice, the Brady's made, strips off the apron to reveal a dominatrix outfit. "Hey, only I may beat her like that!" With that, she delivers a flying drop kick to Trish. Meanwhile, Nelson's jaw drops to the ground.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 11:45 a.m.
Mickey/Penguin, a tad too excited, has his second heart attack and dies (again).
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/26/02 at 12:02 a.m.
And then the Joker (as played by Cesar Romero) emerges from the dead, with Batman and Robin in hot pursuit…
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 12:04 a.m.
And all the males stop to watch the ensuing mud wrestling going on on the center of the island. The millionaire, the professor, Gilligan and the skipper are sitting nearby, eating popcorn and watching the battle.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 12:05 a.m.
Unfortunately, this made the tobogganing slope even more crowded than before. The Penguins knew they had to do something, and do something they did...
So as not to disturb the story...Irisheyes, you're my hero :) MacGyver ROCKS!
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: irisheyes on 11/26/02 at 12:14 a.m.
They called for McGyver...They knew he could help them out...
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/26/02 at 12:22 a.m.
McGyver, having only an old coffee can and some twine....okay, finish this part :-/
Subject: Re: Writing a story game #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 12:24 a.m.
Quoting:
McGyver, having only an old coffee can and some twine....okay, finish this part :-/
End Quote
Okay...
MacGyver, having only an old coffee can and some twine, created a neutron disruptor and threatened military action if Saddam Hussein didn't agree to UN terms. Or something like that, MacGyver was being coerced by Murdoch at the time.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 12:28 a.m.
Batman gets up and kicks MacGuyver in the head. "You're blocking the view!"
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Written By: Race_Bannon on 11/26/02 at 01:52 p.m.
Needless to say Penny and Pentelope Penguin had enough of this rucus and inability to toboggon and it great frustrated warrior cries desended on Cindy Brady,- warriors yes, but careful to pick there battles.
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/26/02 at 02:07 p.m.
"Thop it you thupid theagullth!!!" she cried.
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 02:09 p.m.
With that, she pulls out an uzi and begins to fire up in the air.
"Alright! Cut thith crap out! That'th my thithter in there!"
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 02:12 p.m.
The Joker was not pleased that he wasn't the one shooting off the Uzi, so he used his acid flower to dissolve the Uzi, ruining Marcia's facelift in the process...
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/26/02 at 02:13 p.m.
...and revealing that Marsha all along has been...
Leroy Brady! The long lost transvestite love child of Mike Brady and Alice, the maid!
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Written By: Race_Bannon on 11/26/02 at 02:21 p.m.
I new it! Shouted Jan, You've been a hermaphradite all along!
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Written By: DJ Midas on 11/26/02 at 02:25 p.m.
"Now it's going to be all about Leroy - Leroy, Leroy, LEROY!!!"
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/26/02 at 02:30 p.m.
Suddenly MaryAnne and Ginger found use for all thos Coconut Cream Pies they had been making for the last 40 years - throwing them.
Kirk and Mike Brady, as the 2 most irritating characters there, got the first volleys....
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 03:37 p.m.
But Brady genetics are not compatible with key-lime pie, or any pie for that matter, so their festering hulks of skin sloughed away to reveal...Skeletor and Hordak!!!
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Written By: PF4Eva on 11/26/02 at 05:24 p.m.
Then Skeletor appeared to be having a heart attack but actually transformed into 1980s television superstar......ALF http://frontpage2k.nmia.com/~kenk/Character_pics/alf.JPG
He says "Hey, Elvis, you got any cats around here?" and started sniffing Elvis to see if he was hiding any cats under his large suit.
"Hey, lil' Dude," said The King, .......
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/02 at 05:48 p.m.
Alf, as it turns out, was not an extraterrestrial, but a large hairy pengiun named Ice-Cube Chunky Penguin.
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Written By: Grendle on 11/26/02 at 06:31 p.m.
And he immediately leaped up on top of the nearest glacier and began some serious penguin-rap....
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/26/02 at 07:32 p.m.
And so Ice Cube rapped his Penguin Rap:
Could I have your attention please?
Could I have your attention please?
Would the real Wet Birdy please stand up?
As Ice Cube rapped and flailed his flippers, the Swedish Elvis fans changed allegiances and began to hop to the beat.
Yes, I know it's Eminem, but let's not cross our streams here ;)
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: Crazy Don on 11/26/02 at 08:29 p.m.
And then the Swedish Elvis fans brought along the Swedish Bikini Team…
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: Race_Bannon on 11/26/02 at 10:52 p.m.
Greg Brady grabbed the keg out of the back of the wagon and Gilligan pulled a big bag of genuine Island Grown out of his sailor trousers. Marcia, who is now Leroy, ripped off his/her top and began waving it in the air, Jan began to remove her's too but quickly rememberd her breasts were smaller than her sisters/brothers and self conciously crossed her arms over her bosom. The scene began to ROCK!
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Written By: John_Seminal on 11/27/02 at 01:28 a.m.
Greg could not conceal his lust anymore. Having experianced the joys of family love with Mrs. Brady, Greg now wanted his sisters, both Jan and the transvestite. Gilligan, noticing Greg's bulging manlihood decided to disarm the situation and rolled one up. Everyone took a drag. Before Greg knew it, his lust for his sisters was replaced by a wanting for something salty.
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/27/02 at 05:52 a.m.
And when the Swedish Bikini Team took off their bikinis, all the lust-crazed men went after them.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/27/02 at 09:26 a.m.
Meanwhile, Mike Brady (as Hordak) & The Skipper began a breakdancing duel...
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 09:33 a.m.
...as Robin stands up and says, "They're all fake anyway. Come on, Bruce...let's go. We can still make our flight to San Francisco. RuPaul's throwing a big bash!!"
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Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/27/02 at 09:45 a.m.
Soon after Batman and Robin hopped the love train to 'Frisco, though, the participants of the Antarctic orgy began to suffer the effects of cold shrinkage...
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 09:48 a.m.
That when Gilligan begins to smile REALLY big. And rightly so...his bulge manages to brave the cold effects. "Hey," he says, "Why do you think it was a THREE HOUR tour?"
(::) groan)
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 10:04 a.m.
The orgy suddenly stopped as everyone realized how bad Gilligan's quip was. But soon their attention turned to Hordak and the Skipper, who were tearing it up on the dance floor. The Penguins were not amused that their tobogganing ground was getting mutilated by backspins and handstands.
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Written By: Race_Bannon on 11/27/02 at 10:14 a.m.
Penny and Penelope, who did nothing to deserve such a day, turned to the dark side of the bird world to end this shameless display. Using there innate penguin bird-cries they summoned birds from around the world. Please free us from these horrid humans they cried.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (we'd like your input!) #
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 10:30 a.m.
Deep under the blue seas, Aquaman hears the cries of his beloved Penguin brethren and sends manatees and sea elephants to see what's going on, since Aquaman at that time was being swamped by his income tax returns.
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 10:35 a.m.
Right at that moment, the former cast of Baywatch, sporting matching red bathing suits (and about 200 lbs of silicone), ride up onto the beach in their bright yellow jeep. "May we be of assistance?"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/27/02 at 10:54 a.m.
...and gasped in surprise at the hobbit with his arms twisted behind his back speedily typing a sentence before leaving to go home, just to add something to this story...
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/27/02 at 11:05 a.m.
"Sure," said Penny & Penelope. "If you could break up that dance-off over there before the ice breaks, we'd be most appreciative!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 11:07 a.m.
Of course, at this point it would be extremely difficult, since Derek Zoolander and Hansel were now engaging in a "walk-off" contest to determine "Outstanding Antarctic Male Model" ...meanwhile, the Hobbit had finished his work and had gone home to smoke his weed.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 11:13 a.m.
Marvin the Martian glides by in his flying saucer, and surveys the carnage. "Puny earthlings," he says. "I'll destroy them all with my P-31 space modulator!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 11:21 a.m.
the P-31 space modulator, as everyone knows, is a latest prototype and successor to the Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, which Duck Dodgers and his Eager Young Space Cadet stole years ago. Thankfully, Duck Dodgers was on hand with his anti-disintegration vest to act as a consultant to prevent the Earth from getting vaporized.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 11:24 a.m.
"WHo cares about earth?," says Marvin. 'I'm talking about those cloned women with the silicone enhanced chests. They shall be destroyed!" With that, there was a blinding flash of light, and all that remained of the Baywatch cast were a pile of symmetrical silicone lumps. Jan happily picked two of them up and said, "Let's see you all talk about Marsha NOW!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 11:35 a.m.
Greg Brady, having an epiphany, fused two of the lumps of silicone together to make a football. While throwing it towards Hansel, naturally Marcia stepped in the way and got her nose flattened again. With football and breakdancing and walk-offs, the Penguins still couldn't get their tobogganing slope cleared. What were they to do?
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 11:49 a.m.
Jan appears at the top of the hill. She is sporting a double E-cup sized pair of breasts, and hold herself up proudly. "BEHOLD!" she bellows. "Behold the work of art that is JAN BRADY!"
All at once, the chaos stops as they gaze into the newly fabricated mounds of flesh.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: DJ Midas on 11/27/02 at 12:57 a.m.
Nearly an hour passed by, and the bloodyfaced Marcia/Leroy was fuming...why wasn't anyone paying attention to her/him?
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 12:58 a.m.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot jump out of Marvin's spaceship, and the two boys shout, "He-LLO nurse!"
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Race_Bannon on 11/27/02 at 01:53 p.m.
And at this point, Penny & Penelope had seen to much. In complete frustration brought to a fatal dose Penny & Pennelope burst into flames. The 1st documented case of Spontaneous Penguin Combustion.
And the smell was awful.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 02:09 p.m.
And then...in a burst of light, Marsha/Leroy sheds her clothes and reveals her true identity! http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/kofKrizalid2Animated.gif I am Leroy, king of the Flame-people! KNEEL before me, puny mortals!
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 04:24 p.m.
Though the penguins were now dead, their souls were still hovering above their charred carcasses. They proceeded to possess a couple of Swedish firefighters/Elvis fans/swimsuit models to put out the remnants of the flaming feathers, and then plotted to destroy Leroy once and for all.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/02 at 09:08 p.m.
Then, Buffy The Vampire Slayer battled the nefarious Leroy until the monster was vanquished with Holy Water, restoring the lives and shapes of the cute little penguins.
Subject: Re: Writing a story game (Join in!) #1
Written By: Syncronos on 11/27/02 at 10:31 p.m.
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/krizalid-punches.gif As if cast in one of the Scream movies, Leroy rises from the dead and begins to attack...and grope Buffy!
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/27/02 at 11:06 p.m.
That's when Buffy noticed the silicone breast implants still lying on the frigid ice. She attached one to each end of a short string and created implant-chuks and proceeded to pummel Leroy with her furious vampire-slaying might.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 07:18 p.m.
In an effort to steer this story back on the right track... ::)
That's when former President George Bush interrupted the vicious fight to the death and begged everyone to "come together in a thousand points of light, and stay the course" because fighting "wouldn't be prudent at this juncture".
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Written By: Zella on 11/28/02 at 07:26 p.m.
Accompanied by former President Bill Clinton who immediately began leering at Jan and Marsha's silicone....
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 07:33 p.m.
The sheer volume of people on the penguin's toboggan slope was so mindboggling that some of them did not realize that Marcia and Leroy were one and the same...or were they?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/28/02 at 07:37 p.m.
As it turned out, Leroy was the dreadful Mr. Dittmeyer, the cantankerous Brady neighbor. "I have been wait all my life to destroy all you TV sitcom stars of Sherwood Schwartz." Just at that moment, Buffy doused Dittmeyer with icy water, who melted into the tundra, saving the penguins one more time.
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/28/02 at 09:59 p.m.
Well, it turns out that somehow, the entire Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team showed up out of nowhere, and they found no one to play hockey with them…
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 10:03 p.m.
Relieved, the penguins looked at each other and around in disbelief, how lucky we are, they said to each other using their telepathic penguin abilities. Do you think we should let everyone know who we really are, and how crucial it is for them to let us get to the top quickly?
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 10:08 p.m.
Undaunted, Mario Lemieux uncorked a wicked slapshot and beheaded Leroy/Dittmeyer, ridding the Penguins of their mutual thread once and for all.
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Written By: Jessica on 11/28/02 at 10:12 p.m.
The masses cheered and rejoiced (for what reason, I don't know).
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 10:20 p.m.
As the puck bounced off the mutilated Leroy/Dittmeyer's severed head, Lemieux slapped it down and fed Kovalev for a nifty one-timer to emasculate Bill Clinton--yet somehow, horn-dog Bill was able to continue leering at Jan's enhanced bosom.
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 10:22 p.m.
As Penny and Penelope Penguin both, raised their fists in the air, and in despair cried for the Hall's Menthol Lyptus angel to hear their desperate cry...
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Written By: Marci on 11/28/02 at 10:26 p.m.
..but instead, Jan hushed the penguins and called in a loud yodel.."RICCOLA!"
::) (Lame...what can I say?)
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Written By: Marci on 11/28/02 at 10:28 p.m.
...but was it a call for her sore throat..or something else?
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 10:33 p.m.
...summoning the ferret from the Budweiser commercials, who in turn said, and I quote..."-ha oo ay engooeens rrom fwampf!?"
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Written By: Zella on 11/28/02 at 10:39 p.m.
Riding on the ferret's back was none other than the Gecko from Geiko, who nonchalantly licked one eye and ignored the ruckus.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 10:42 p.m.
Peering over the Gecko's perch, James Bond, the world's most cunning linguist, tried desperately to decipher the ferret's ululations, before Dr. No could melt the polar ice caps and flood the planet...not to mention destroy the last great tobogganing grounds.
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Written By: Zella on 11/28/02 at 10:46 p.m.
After precious minutes, Bond finally realized that the ferret was mumbling: "Yo quiero Taco Bell" and realized that the ferret and gecko must be sharing communications...
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 10:47 p.m.
As the Jamaican bobsled team, taking advantage of the situation, performed an impeccable run down the...
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 10:49 p.m.
...middle of the mass of Swedish bikini models, making sure to make use of their hands on the way through. Bond took notes on his wristwatch for his next encounter with a female superspy.
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Written By: Zella on 11/28/02 at 10:53 p.m.
Meanwhile Penelope and Penny (wondering for the umpteenth time why they had different versions of the same name) waddled off to their igloo to turn on their computers and see what was happening inthe00s...
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 10:56 p.m.
...and just narrowly escaped being impaled by one of Zella's jarts!
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Written By: Zella on 11/28/02 at 11:00 p.m.
Zella being really p****d off since Antartica was at least 100 degrees colder than she liked it, and neccesitated wearing clothes and lots of them....
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 11:05 p.m.
And lots of them she wore, as The Blues Brothers, parked nearby, with their car stereo blasting "Sweet home Chicago", checked her out and said...
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 11:12 p.m.
..."You got any fried chicken, ma'am?"
Then Elwood got bowled over by one of the Pittsburgh Penguins, and shaking his fist, yelled, "You fat penguin!"
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 11:18 p.m.
Four times fifity living penguins, slowly turned around and cast him with their eyes, and I heard nor groan or sigh, four hundred eyes full of rage stared at him, as Penny and Penelope looked away from the impending doom...
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/28/02 at 11:38 p.m.
Thankfully, it was Sean Connery Bond, and his wristwatch emitted 60s-style sound effects so it didn't sound too gory. Connery Bond then gave the Blues Brothers' hats to the penguins so they could match their au naturel tuxedos.
"Goodness," said Penny to Penelope, "There's been a lot of death in Antarctica today!"
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/28/02 at 11:48 p.m.
-there'll be more, Penelope replied, unless we do what we have to do. As they failed to notice Connery morphing into a beautiful multicolored Dragon,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/29/02 at 03:39 a.m.
Colourful Dragon
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Screamed Penelope
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/02 at 10:05 a.m.
Just then, Alex Trebek came in the form of Questioning Answer Penguin and stuth his sheath in Mr. Connery, who responded with expletives and epithets.
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/29/02 at 10:59 a.m.
A flashing kick knocks Alex Trebek unconscious as a mysterious man walks in. Dressed in a trenchcoat, no one seems to know who he is...until he sheds his coat and reveals that he is none other than...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/sf-feilong.gif BRUCE LEE!!!
"You want to fight?" he says, his mouth not matching his words. "Then fight me!"
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Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/29/02 at 12:23 a.m.
Continued Bruce Lee: "For penguins...don't fight back."
The Pittsburgh Penguins took some offense to it, but seeing as he was Bruce Lee and they were mere hockey players, they decided to let it go...for now.
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/29/02 at 01:10 p.m.
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/sf-feilong3.gif Bruce senses some jealousy, and turns to offer a word of warning. "Don't start trouble, and there will be none," he says. Again, his lips don't match his words, but his intention is very clear.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 04:59 p.m.
Shortly afterwards, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar hopped out of his oversized dogsled and begged Master Lee for one more kung fu lesson...
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/29/02 at 05:16 p.m.
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/fei-pose-noanim.gif "Begin!!!" http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/butt-kick.gif
And the lesson began with the two wildly attacking each other...
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 05:18 p.m.
The penguins (both real and hockey) were wowed not only by the martial prowess of Bruce Lee and his disciple, but also by the results that Kareem got from Rogaine.
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Written By: Syncronos on 11/29/02 at 05:44 p.m.
Then, to end the battle, Kareem shows Bruce how hard he's been hitting the gym. Master and stuent stand locked in an all out flex-match...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/marco-rip-win.gif http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/sf-feilong.gif
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 05:57 p.m.
Of course, He-Man did not want to be shown up, so he came in with a vengeance, flexing muscles that normally shouldn't exist...
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~gsander/He-Man.jpg
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Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/29/02 at 06:07 p.m.
Later, Bruce and Kareem would wonder why everyone on Eternia wears leopard-skin speedos, and why Skeletor has muscles...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/02 at 08:01 p.m.
At that moment another dogsled rocked up, filled with Illinois Nazis.....
Belushi and Ackroyd were heard to say "We hate Illinois Nazis" and Ackroyd floored the bluesmobile, but as they were on ice, they just sat there with the wheels spinning... ::)
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/29/02 at 08:32 p.m.
they got out of the car and waved the most unlikely of creatures, who happened to be cruising down in a most unique ride w/ a licenseplate that read ECTO-1...
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 08:36 p.m.
I'd like to interrupt this story to tell everyone who posted or will post here how much I appreciate their input, and how you've made this story one of the, um, most interesting stories anyone has ever read. Keep it coming, and again, thank you for participating in this little game of mine :)
On with the story:
Egon Spengler and Peter Venkman hopped out of Ecto-1 with Slimer in tow, and proceeded to exorcise the Illinois Nazis. Ray Stantz joined them, but strangely, one of the Blues Brothers had disappeared right before his appearance...
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Written By: scaryfast on 11/29/02 at 08:45 p.m.
-Them penguin chicks are going to be very upset if we don't move our arses, we're late already, and they sounded desperate, I wonder if we should call that Fox Mulder guy who left his business card at the station last week... said Egon
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 10:03 p.m.
"Forget Mulder!" exclaimed Venkman. "I just want a turn at that hot redhead Scully!" The National Organization for Women showed up soon afterwards and started walloping Venkman over the head with their purses.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/30/02 at 01:19 p.m.
That's when Green Lantern (the Hal Jordan one, that is) swooped in, and with a single thought, giant green boxing gloves materialized and knocked away the NOW people. GL pulled Venkman out of the fray, and this thread from page 2...
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Written By: Crazy Don on 11/30/02 at 02:11 p.m.
And then the Green Hornet steps in, and Bruce Lee becomes Kato!
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Written By: Banasy on 11/30/02 at 05:16 p.m.
Who turnes to Venkman and says- "Quite sliming Banasy!!!! That's my job!"
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Written By: Rice Cube on 11/30/02 at 05:40 p.m.
Hearing this, Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera blushed with embarrassment...
"But Dr. Venkman!" they cried together, "You're supposed to slime US!" as they assumed positions that would make Chinese acrobats jealous...
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Written By: scaryfast on 12/01/02 at 01:31 a.m.
silence..."Chirp, chirp" (cricket sounds...) as you could hear Nelson Muntz in the distance go Ha, Ha! and then penelope's horrified scream "-Oh my God!! they killed penny!! you bas#@rds!!"
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/02 at 05:06 a.m.
Just then a new contender stepped into the fray. It was Greg Brady (from the later series episode where he was the rebellious high school senior with the love beads and the cool shades... ::))
"Hi Mike, Morning Carol" he said. Two penguins named Mike and Carol took offense and beat him to a pulp, then pushed him and his love beads down the slope towards the sea....
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Written By: Crazy Don on 12/01/02 at 06:20 a.m.
And then a bunch of rockets were heading for the island, and Robin turned to Batman and said, "Holy Toledo, Batman! Look at those rockets!" Unbeknowst to all, there was a herd of bison there, and the rockets were headed in their direction…
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Written By: Race_Bannon on 12/01/02 at 06:35 a.m.
"Don't you mean holy lean meat, Robin" said Batman. "Quick, pull your rocket anti-detanator from your utility belt!"
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Written By: Crazy Don on 12/01/02 at 06:44 a.m.
And then the gang from "Jonny Quest" shows up, along with Crazy Don, and explains to Race Bannon, "I guess you did not read the sports inferences in my previous post?"
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Written By: Race_Bannon on 12/01/02 at 06:58 a.m.
"Inferance!" shouts Race, "What do you have a thick head to think this text follows any type of story line, and Jonny, quit hanging out with that creepy Don guy."
"Batman and Robin, are you going to stop those rockets or not?"
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/02 at 07:49 a.m.
Greg Brady didn't make it to the cold water, as he slid face down into a crevace, and got stuck halfway down with his legs sticking out.
Then Greg Lamond, having not stopped cycling since passing under the Arc De Triomphe at the conclusion of his last Tour De France, rode up and parked his bike in Greg's backside :(
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Written By: Zella on 12/01/02 at 07:53 a.m.
Meanwhile, Ben, Hoss and Little Joe climbed to the top of the highest glacier and began shouting, "Why have were been ignored thru this entire thread?!"
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/02 at 08:00 a.m.
The Blues Brothers and The Brady's (minus Greg the bikerack) joined them in complaining.
A groundswell of unrest was forming...
Suddenly Cindy Brady was heard to yell :
"Bring Uth The Head Of Rith Cube - He Wath The One Who Stharted All Thith"
Next thing, penguins are being thrown, left and right ! :o
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Written By: Zella on 12/01/02 at 08:03 a.m.
Suddenly a Concord landed and out swarmed 300 PETA protestors.... "Penguins should never be used as missiles!" they shouted. "Nor as food. Eat healthy non-animal product foods such as Rice Cubes... "
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/02 at 08:09 a.m.
The Concorde flight crew, concerned their plane may slide into the sea, removed Lamond's front wheel from Greg Brady, and replaced it with the pointy bit of the plane :-X
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Written By: Crazy Don on 12/01/02 at 08:12 a.m.
And then Fred G. Sanford (the "G" stands for "goodness gracious") steps in and calls Lamont a dummy!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/02 at 08:30 a.m.
Quoting:
Suddenly a Concord landed and out swarmed 300 PETA protestors.... "Penguins should never be used as missiles!" they shouted. "Nor as food. Eat healthy non-animal product foods such as Rice Cubes... "
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Next thing the whole group, comprising the two opposing factions, and the Concorde crew, joined forces with the unthrown penguins, and started throwing all the PETA protestors...
One of the protestors made the mistake of mentioning the word "Taliban", one the penguins got concerned and called 000 (no good calling 911 if you are close to Australia) and in a flash there were 14 police cars arrving filled with officers with drawn handguns....
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Written By: Zella on 12/01/02 at 08:35 a.m.
The officers of course having driven at warp speed thru the 2000 mile long Archunnel... :o
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/01/02 at 01:33 p.m.
That's when Ice Cube and Mario Van Peebles (or whoever was in Next Friday) came bumbling up reeking of the herb and wondered why everyone was persecuting their friend Rice Cube. All the penguins got a contact high and started doing the funky penguin dance.
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/01/02 at 08:08 p.m.
"Those penguins are fly", said Ice Cube. "If only need Mario Lemieux, and we have a ****ing **s ice party."
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Written By: DJ Midas on 12/02/02 at 09:24 a.m.
Just then Pepe Le Pew arrived on the scene. "Did someone mention my name, no?" His odor, not able to linger far in the subzero climate, was beginning to suffocate the penguins...
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/02/02 at 12:48 a.m.
And as if things couldn't get worse, Dumbo the Elephant flew in from the South Pole and made a row of huge droppings on the Penguins and Swedes.
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Written By: Crazy Don on 12/02/02 at 01:08 p.m.
And then Batman and Robin spot a contingent of Australian posters to the Decades Messageboard arriving on the island. Robin says, "HolyDooley, Batman! It's FussBudget, Reddyrules, Goreripper and BrianMannixGirl! As well as HolyDooley!"
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/02/02 at 01:20 p.m.
Then Crazy Don came in a very bulky parka and six pairs of long johns. He kept yelling, "Darla! Mystery Woman! Where are you?! I need you." But no one answered him. It seems that Darla was still in his basement. ;D
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 02:46 p.m.
The collective rambling of the penguins et al were drowned out by Syncronos and Rice Cube's "Yo Mama" insultathon.
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Written By: Syncronos on 12/02/02 at 05:32 p.m.
THen RiceCube's and Syncronos' mothers, tired of being bashed by the insults being hurled at one another by their sons, rise up and begin to brawl. The sound is frightening; although only two women appear to be fighting, the noise is that of an entire BAR full of women!
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 05:42 p.m.
Soon afterwards, the mothers bowled into a group of penguins in a bowling pin formation and scattered them to and fro. To stop the quarrel and maternally-driven destruction, QueenAmenRa (I hope!) swooped in and separated the mothers before they could engage in more fisticuffs.
(I hope you can read this soon, Queen) ;)
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Written By: Syncronos on 12/02/02 at 05:59 p.m.
::)
Both mother's look at QueenAmenRa, and wonder why she has broken up a perfectly good brawl.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 06:15 p.m.
QueenAmenRa then proceeded to show the mothers how to REALLY girlfight ;D
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Written By: Zella on 12/02/02 at 08:28 p.m.
Maenwhile, the Cartwrights, tired of being ignored through tht entire thread, climbed up on top of another glacier and pulled out their oozies and shouted "take that you muthas!"
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 09:02 p.m.
That's when Green Lantern shot them with the "Peace Ray" and they put down their Uzis and did what peaceful Cartwrights do...
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Written By: Zella on 12/02/02 at 10:03 p.m.
....Rode off into the sunset in the direction of the Ponderosa, where Hop Sing awaited them with a good home grilled steak meal, followed by 2000 PETA activists shouting "cows are people too!"
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 10:53 p.m.
Green Lantern created a humongous green frying pan and flipped the PETA people around a bunch before launching them back to Hollywood with a giant green catapult. Then he settled down with the Flash and the Martian Manhunter for some hamburgers from Hardees/Carl's Jr. (depending on where you are)
;)
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Written By: Zella on 12/02/02 at 10:58 p.m.
Seconds later Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen and Ed Asner showed up and insisted on an immediate governmental cleanup of the penguin's toboggan grounds, so that Antarctica could again be a lovely place to be enjoyed by our grandchildren....
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 11:09 p.m.
...and in the background, Charlie Sheen snorted some lines and ogled the younger hotter Asner, which John McCain sang showtunes to show Streisand how much more talented he was than she ;)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/03/02 at 07:04 a.m.
Just then, form the direction of the grassy snowy knoll, John Prine and Bob Dylan were heard to start arguing over who had the more unique voice.
Prine got jack of Dylans' protestations so he smashed a guitar over Dylan's head, and said, "Take that, and start Knocking on Heaven's door".
Just then Henry Kissinger walked over and said, "You're both mistaken, Gentlemen, it is I who has the loveliest singing voice in the world".
All of a suddeen the brawling stopped and they just all stared at Henry.....
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Written By: Syncronos on 12/03/02 at 11:24 a.m.
..who immediately begins to peel away his outer skin. "I'm all over showbiz, you know." As he peeled away more skin, his true identity began to shine through, revealing himself to be none other than...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/testament-wnd.gif
Marilyn Manson!!!
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 01:32 p.m.
That's when the reincarnated souls of the Hanson brothers materialized on the ice sheet to challenge Marilyn Manson to a Celebrity Deathmatch...again. This time Hanson had the power of the Super-Best-Friends on their side...with the force of Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Confucius, and Sea-Man, would they have enough oomph to best the evil that is Manson?
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Written By: Syncronos on 12/03/02 at 02:01 p.m.
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/testament-prc.gif Marilyn says, "Why don't you quit singin' it, and start bringin' it!?"
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 02:02 p.m.
The Hanson brothers conferred, and then decided to let Manson do his reaper trick until he bled to death, since it seemed he was impaling his spleen each time...
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Written By: Syncronos on 12/03/02 at 02:26 p.m.
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/testament-call.gif "Ouch! I cut my hand! Anybody got a bandaid?!"
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 02:28 p.m.
Because he was hard of hearing (what with being a giant pitcher of red juice and all), the Kool-Aid man burst through a wall of ice and splashed juice all over Manson's wound. Unfortunately, it was orange flavored Kool-Aid...which meant a minute amount of acid was seeping into the gash, and Manson started to scream...which sounded sort of like his music, so the goth Swedes began to dance and stuff.
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Written By: DJ Midas on 12/03/02 at 02:28 p.m.
The penguins ignored Marilyn and began talking about what they brought to the recent picnic and who showed up at Penny's doorstep on halloween, but by the time that story made several rounds it included a sexually incompetent chimpanzee...
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/02 at 02:40 p.m.
And Penny laughed so hard that her heart increased two sizes, plus 4. The sexually incompetent chimpanzee morphed into a sexually incompetent Grinch, who gave back all the Whoville Christmas stuff back to the Penguins.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 02:43 p.m.
But as the Grinch passed out the yams,
Who else to crash the party, but Sam I Am?
He ran through the penguins and knocked them away...
It must have been the seventh time today!
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/02 at 02:50 p.m.
Sam I Am had just been poisoned by green eggs and ham and nobody could help him, not the Zax, not the Lorax, and certainly not the Cat in the Hat. As he pleaded for his life, the Grinch gave him an antidote, Purple Eggs and Bacon.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 02:59 p.m.
Then Marilyn Manson arose
He was on a mission!
He threw back his robe
And bit on some Bacon!
And the Hansons and penguins
They cowered in fear
As Marilyn Manson had been
Transformed into Greg Kinnear!
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/02 at 03:36 p.m.
To make matters worse, Kinnear was dressed in nothing but the Captain's hat he wore as Bob Crane in the movie "Auto Focus". And Willem Dafoe was right beside him, also au natural. The Penguins' fright turned into disgust as they all puked on the Swedes who had put on their clothes in shame.
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Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 05:05 p.m.
And puked they did, with reckless abandon
On Magnus, Bjorn and Hans Johanssen
Their vomit formed nasty fjords
Upon the Swedes' exquisite gourds.