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Subject: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 09:33 p.m.

Just a random thread
For when the last one is done
It will be right here ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/15/02 at 12:28 a.m.

There's a haiku six!
Nobody ever bothers to
Check on page two, eh?  ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/15/02 at 02:13 p.m.

Well, let's try again.
This haiku thread open for
Your creative posts!  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: SuperFreak on 12/15/02 at 03:37 p.m.

It's creative huh,
What about the other one,
That's creative too ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/15/02 at 03:46 p.m.

You're good at haiku
Superfreak should publish books
On this fine art form :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: SuperFreak on 12/15/02 at 03:55 p.m.

Thanks a lot, Rice Cube,
You've put me in a great mood,
Before I'm to sleep!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/15/02 at 04:11 p.m.

Can't have too many
Haiku threads on here, too bad
My brains on auto.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/15/02 at 04:12 p.m.

Use Haiku six for
Now, then someone remember
To drag this back up ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/15/02 at 04:16 p.m.

Is this number Six?
Or seven, I don't know 'cause
We don't number much.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: MamaMonstr on 12/15/02 at 07:18 p.m.

"very kinky girls"
a photo with christ's picture
complete opposites!!


sorry but seeing the one post with the gifs of bump & grind dancing chicks and then right under it a post with a picture of jesus christ...i coundn't resist pointing out the contrast!!    :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/15/02 at 07:42 p.m.

Sharp eye Ma Monster
Jesus and hot chicks don't mix.
Except Magdelene.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/15/02 at 11:28 p.m.

Star Trek was awesome
Go see it to save this great
Sci-fi universe :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Syncronos on 12/15/02 at 11:33 p.m.

Syncronos is here
Let the posting begin
time to have some fun!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/15/02 at 11:36 p.m.

You have arrived
Just as my bedtime begins
Perhaps tomorrow?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 07:09 a.m.

One more week of work
Then it's Christmas Holiday
Very short work week  :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 09:26 a.m.

I envy you guys
I must work until the Eve
Then I go Vegas ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 10:00 a.m.

Vegas! Cool, Rice Cube!
I want to go there now since
Watching The Real World

"SIN CITY, BABY!
AH HA HA ha ha ha ha
Ha Ha ha ha ha!"

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:05 a.m.

I shall return soon
There is sanding to be done
This will be rough stuff  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 10:08 a.m.

Mr. Miyagi
Told Daniel to "Sand the floor"
And "Wax on, wax off"

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:25 a.m.

Unfortunately
Poor Mister Miyagi had
To do three sequels :(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 10:30 a.m.

I never got past
The Karate Kid II; They
Should have stopped at II

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:32 a.m.

Should have stopped when they
Flashed "The End" after part one
Darn money grubbing folk   >:(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 10:35 a.m.


Quoting:
Should have stopped when they
Flashed "The End" after part one
Darn money grubbing folk   >:(
End Quote



Hollywood tends to
Milk a hit for all it's worth
Sometimes Cows run dry

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:36 a.m.

Ergo, Rocky VI
How did they green light this film?
Best picture snafued :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 12:03 a.m.

Or Home Alone 3
I mean, Home Alone 2 was
Just the same as 1  ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 12:06 a.m.

But based in New York
So little kids did not know
The difference, eh?  :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 12:37 a.m.

Rarely like sequels,
Except Lethal Weapon 2,
Topped one, IMO

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 12:39 a.m.

Terminator 2
Was superior to the
Original too :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 12:42 a.m.

As for Major League,
A sequel was not best done :P
The same with Arthur :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 12:43 a.m.

That's why Wesley Snipes
Elected not to return
For Major League 2

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 12:50 a.m.

Dudley made one Moore :D
Which was very ill-advised,
It was a huge Dud    ly!(Almost sounds like Flanders!)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 12:51 a.m.

Holy hot pockets!
Almost to three thousand posts!
I'm an animal!  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 12:54 a.m.

Holy Green Hornet,
You are doing great!
Keep up the posting ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 12:57 a.m.

Rice should make it soon
I've posted like mad today
Thanks to friend, caffeine

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 12:58 a.m.

Caffeine makes me sleep
Methinks I am immune to
Its jumpy effects.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 01:00 p.m.

For me pain-killers,
Have the opposite effect,
Up instead of down.....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:01 p.m.

I have had too much
Coffee, chocolate and a Coke
Water rest of day

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:02 p.m.

You must have to pee :D
And that does not sound healthy
Too many bad foods :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:05 p.m.

Nah, I'm good right now
Had a sandwich with veggies
For lunch to balance

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:06 p.m.

So now it changes
To number two for you, sir :)
Remember, seat down ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:08 p.m.

LOL, RiceCube!
You are quick as well as wise
Shall I say, astute?  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:10 p.m.

Thanks aplenty sir  ;D
My sharp wit is not without
Some inspiration :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:12 p.m.

Astute's what I'll have
If I go to the restroom
To do number two  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:13 p.m.

That's very clever
I like that pun quite a bit
Others will like too :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:16 p.m.

I can't take credit
Our friend Sync helped out with it
In New Game Redux

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:17 p.m.

Syncronos is cool
Perhaps some Imodium will
Help with your astutes :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:19 p.m.

LOL again!
Comic superpow'rs you have
Add that to your list.  ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:19 p.m.

I still want to fly
And maybe make laser beams
Come out of my eyes :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:23 p.m.

If you could do that
You could probably be hired
For birthday parties  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 01:24 p.m.

I would bring kids joy!
And light the birthday cake too!
MUhahahaha!!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 01:42 p.m.

You would be a hit!
You could make a lot of green
With those laser eyes

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 01:57 p.m.

Come to Pauls Party,
On January second,
Another sons day!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 03:18 p.m.

He's January?
That's cool, so am I.  I like
Being older guy ;D

My condolensces
For lame trial processes
I hope all goes well.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 04:15 p.m.

Thanks for the kind thoughts,
Sometimes hate the court system,
It's hard to deal with

Yes, next month is it,
Yours, Jessicas and Blaines,
Mine's February...

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/16/02 at 04:16 p.m.

And mine is in March.
I'm a Pisces.  Pisces are
Hard to figure out.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 04:17 p.m.

Jess is a Jan too?
That is kind of cool methinks :)
We should party down

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 04:28 p.m.

Yes, I think we should,
That surely would be much fun,
I'd love a road trip!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 04:34 p.m.

Let's to New Orleans
With bounties of cheapy beads
And shout, "Show your ***s!"

;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 04:45 p.m.

Barely can afford,
To drive all across this town,
Let alone N.O.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 04:51 p.m.

I heard from a bird
That someone is about to
Mush up these here boards ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 04:55 p.m.

Won't hear it from me,
I have got her on Yahoo,
And I'm so happy!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 04:56 p.m.

Isolated mush
What a novel concept, this :)
Too bad we can't see ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 05:02 p.m.

I was told "Can't See"
If you do that you'll go blind,
Or have hairy palms :D :-X

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 05:17 p.m.

After your request,
I am going to haiku
But not about mush ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 05:23 p.m.

Thanks for not bailing,
After my attempted joke,
Just feeling happy....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 05:25 p.m.

Didn't realize
It was a joke.  I guess it
Flew over my head  :-[

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 05:37 p.m.

What it means is weird,
Old wives tale about playing,
Alone...with yourself ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 05:39 p.m.

That's *(#$ing nasty
I did not know you could come
Up with this filth, dude ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 05:42 p.m.

Dude? he's not here,
Anyway, my mind is strange,
Brings trouble sometimes :-X

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 05:52 p.m.

I really don't mind
I find humor in many
Things, strange or crazy ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:29 p.m.

So I am on track
To the correct Haiku thread
Since last one is done.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/16/02 at 08:30 p.m.

There are two haiku
Threads.  Use either one.  Doesn't
Matter to me.  Yeah.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:37 p.m.

One is two-eight-six
And counting until Hairspray
Shuts it down for good.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 08:38 p.m.

Don't forget Starsky's :)
I think the one is on page
Two somewhere buried

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:41 p.m.

And where is Hutch, Star?
Did he take wagon to shop?
Or is it too old?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:19 p.m.

Yes Starsky, where is Hutch?
I enjoyed that show so much,
Pre-Magnum P.I.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 09:22 p.m.

You got me homey
I've never seen that show though
Dunno who is who.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:24 p.m.

Really a cool show,
From nineteen-seventy-five,
When they said "No Jive"

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 09:25 p.m.

I wasn't born yet
But that's no excuse, because
I did like Bewitched :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:30 p.m.

Samantha the fox,
Years before Samantha Fox,
She was a good witch!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 09:32 p.m.

And a fine witch too ;)
I also liked Jeannie from
"I Dream of Jeannie"

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Jessica on 12/16/02 at 09:35 p.m.

Did not like Bewitched
I thought it was too boring
Jeannie was cool though

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:36 p.m.

Yes, Barbara Eden,
With the folding of her arms,
She could grant a wish

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 09:37 p.m.

She was one of first
Women to show cleavage and
A revealed navel :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:46 p.m.

Very nice S.S.
I'm very happy for you,
Now back to navels!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 09:47 p.m.

I love cute navels
Except for that Gap ad where
Bellybuttons sang   :o

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: southernspitfire on 12/16/02 at 09:47 p.m.


Quoting:
Red-hooded sweatshirt
Given to me for Christmas
The best gift ever! ;)

End Quote



then I will move it to the other Haiku so not to interrupt that important conversation! ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Jessica on 12/16/02 at 09:52 p.m.


Quoting:


then I will move it to the other Haiku so not to interrupt that important conversation! ::)
End Quote



Yeah, God forbid you change the subject off of navels... ;D  ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:54 p.m.

Just joking, S.S.
Maybe I meant Your navel :D
I like your haiku's :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:18 p.m.

I will bet money
That he likes your navel more
Miss SouthernSpitfire ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: southernspitfire on 12/16/02 at 10:20 p.m.

My navel is not
Up for inspection, sorry
It is spoken for! ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:20 p.m.

Of course, I'm sorry
I should have known better too
Mum is still the word ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 10:29 p.m.

Yes, keep your navel,
I just remember Jeanies,
And controversy ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:32 p.m.

You should enroll in
The navel academy
Cue the groaning...now!  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 10:37 p.m.

LOL Funny!
Better than my new topic,
Not to successful  :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:39 p.m.

Gamers will post soon
I can feel it will be fun
Just give it some time.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 10:45 p.m.

Thanks, I hope you're right,
And people aren't "Touchy",
It is just for fun.....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/16/02 at 10:47 p.m.

It is just a game
We should sedate touchy folk
So they don't complain ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 10:54 p.m.

People are chronic,
Some just complain all the time,
but not everyone....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/17/02 at 03:58 a.m.

I never complain
And I played your game Rocky
It should be good fun! :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/17/02 at 05:11 a.m.

I played the game and
Found out that Dooley must be
A closet Sherb fan  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/17/02 at 06:43 a.m.

I was a Sherb fan!
Had a fondness for also.....
Bay City Rollers ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/17/02 at 06:45 a.m.

Bay City Rollers?
Thought they were the next Beatles.
Bought all their albums.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/17/02 at 06:45 a.m.

The tartan terrors
They were a flash in the pan
But big at the time

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/17/02 at 07:02 a.m.

But I thought it was:
Flash and the Pan; certainly
Got corrected lots! ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/17/02 at 07:04 a.m.

Zed very naughty
Baby did a bad bad thing
Took out of context  ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 07:31 a.m.

You should spank her, Fuss,
It may not be effective,
She just  might enjoy :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/17/02 at 07:43 a.m.

Any spanking that
Happens will be in reverse
Thank you! Guarenteed! :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Dude on 12/17/02 at 07:45 a.m.

Y'all should be ashamed.
I can't get to my spanker. :'(
For about two weeks.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 07:47 a.m.


Quoting:
Any spanking that
Happens will be in reverse
Thank you! Guarenteed! :P
End Quote

Oh yeah, I forgot,
When you were gonna spank Me,
You and Jessica   :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/17/02 at 10:02 a.m.


Quoting:
Y'all should be ashamed.
I can't get to my spanker. :'(
For about two weeks.
End Quote



In due time, good sir,
You too shall be spanked and HOW!
Just have some patience ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 01:44 p.m.

Rice Cube is now gone
Keeping Haiku threads afloat
Prevent from sinking

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 02:35 p.m.

DJ I'm  ;) winking!
You have kept this thread afloat,
Even without Rice...

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/17/02 at 02:49 p.m.

I wonder if I
Should be insulted or if
I should be honored ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 02:57 p.m.

LMAO, Rice!
Over on "MY Story Thread"
You're still my hero!  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/17/02 at 05:34 p.m.

Thank you kind DJ
I really do try my best
To make people laugh ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 05:58 p.m.


Quoting:
I wonder if I
Should be insulted or if
I should be honored ::)
End Quote


No insult was meant,
I meant only compliments!
Hope you know that now ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/17/02 at 06:01 p.m.

Werd up, Homey-o!
Ain't no thang, you dig, you heard?
We straight like bruthaz ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 06:04 p.m.

Right on, my brother,
Now I say Let's lay'em down,
and smack'em yack'em ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/17/02 at 06:06 p.m.

Ghetto haikus rock!
Pi-shizzle my nizzle
And funky straight dope!  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 06:29 p.m.

No way in hell man,
I just can't hang with the Jive,
Too Far Out, Heavy.....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/17/02 at 06:30 p.m.

There's that word, "Heavy"...
What is wrong with gravity
In the Earth's future?  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 08:22 p.m.

Not a clue to what,
Those darn hippies were thinking,
Sure enjoyed those days :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/02 at 07:36 a.m.

Yo, what up, penguins?
I'm down with the ghetto speak
Can you feel me, G?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/18/02 at 09:01 a.m.

This thread is better
Than that crappy Good-Bad-Ugly
Game.  Must bump this up.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/02 at 09:07 a.m.

I think Crazy Don
Doesn't like "Good-Bad-Ugly"
I will still play, though.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 09:30 a.m.

Some people don't play
But others participate
So nothing is lost ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/02 at 09:33 a.m.

Rice Cube is here. Cool!
Need some help on story thread
I am at a loss

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 09:36 a.m.

Have you posted yet?
I do not wish to post after
Myself, need some change ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/02 at 09:38 a.m.

I did; so did Sync
He is back from vacation
Much too short, methinks

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 09:45 a.m.

My contribution
Is posted in story thread
But it seems so lame :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/02 at 09:49 a.m.

Don't feel bad; so's mine
You could keep talking about
South Central LA

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 09:50 a.m.

One hopes they do not
Find my last post offensive
All in good humor ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 03:06 p.m.

Another work day
Dragging along like a snail
Through thick molasses

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/18/02 at 08:00 p.m.

It's the Holidays.
Take a chill pill and rest some.
Got your shopping done? ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/18/02 at 09:48 p.m.

Marshall Thundering
Herd wins GMAC Bowl.
They beat Louisville.

(Zella, I promise, one more sports haiku…)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 10:45 p.m.

Stupid Bobby Brown!
Took friggin' forever to
Come up with that one :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/18/02 at 11:06 p.m.

Good night to you all
Safe and wonderful journey
To holiday spots ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/19/02 at 03:24 a.m.

The forcast is good
Christmas Day won't be scorching
Just hellishly hot.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/19/02 at 04:57 a.m.

I will believe it
When I don't see it or feel
It burn into me

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/19/02 at 05:04 a.m.

The Christmas forecast
For West Virginia calls for
Snow, maybe.  I hope.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/19/02 at 09:33 a.m.

Holiday almost
Upon us all, so prepare
For fun and mayhem ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/19/02 at 10:54 a.m.

Sometimes these sound like,
Captain Kirks voice from Star-Trek,
When They're read just right.... ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/19/02 at 10:56 a.m.

Mister Scott, we neeeeeeeeeed...
Warp Speed!!  Now...beam us both up,
Before...Klingons strike!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/19/02 at 08:17 p.m.

Most illogical
Captain, there is no life on
The planet Pluto.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/19/02 at 08:22 p.m.

Some Politicians,
Have shown they have no life,
Here on THIS planet!

clinton-bore gore-the Kennedy clan

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/19/02 at 08:24 p.m.

Perhaps a phaser
Will eliminate some of
Those so-called "bored" folk ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/19/02 at 11:23 p.m.

Physiology
Forcing me to go to bed
Darn you, sleep cycle!  

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/20/02 at 05:45 a.m.

You may leave here, for
Four days in space, but when you
Return - same old place  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 08:56 a.m.

Ah yes, The Rat-Race,
Not meaning Mr. Bannon,
But Society....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/20/02 at 09:01 a.m.

Unfortunately
Internet down yesterday
I couldn't post. Boo!  >:(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 09:28 a.m.

Hate when that happens
Internet is my coffee
But I don't drink that :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Feiticeira on 12/20/02 at 09:33 a.m.

Get New Internet
Well along those lines
Just get something  8)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/20/02 at 10:20 a.m.

Was stuck playing games
Got high score on Minesweeper
And 3-D Pinball

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 02:04 p.m.

To everyone here
I salute you with hearty
Salutations, yeah!   :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 02:20 p.m.

Found an avatar,
It's not meant to offend Race  ;)
But The Beatles Ruled :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 02:22 p.m.

All You Need is Love
Was one of their best ever
Getting Better, too :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: shazzaah on 12/20/02 at 02:23 p.m.

Like the avatar.
My opinion beatles rocked
Keep it around, please? :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 02:25 p.m.

Let's Come Together,
At The Long And Winding Road,
And Celebrate them :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 02:26 p.m.

At Strawberry Fields
Where nothing is real, nothing
To get hung about ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: shazzaah on 12/20/02 at 02:28 p.m.

As long as I can
be the walrus. Then we can
meet Seargent Pepper. :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 02:29 p.m.

She said she Loves ME,
And I know that can't be bad,
Girl, It's Only Love    (Wait That's Not All!)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 02:32 p.m.

Norwegian Wood was
A weird song though since I could
Not understand it :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 02:34 p.m.

Heard the other day,
It was Johns way of telling,
Of all his affairs...

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 02:36 p.m.

That explains a lot
Now how about explaining
Eleanor Rigby?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 02:44 p.m.

As for Eleanor,
I can give you No Reply,
Ask Bobo for Help ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/20/02 at 04:27 p.m.

I'm dreaming of a
White Christmas if the forecast
Holds up!  I love it!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 04:36 p.m.

We're simply having,
A Wonderful Christmas time,
Says Paul McCartney :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/20/02 at 06:06 p.m.

So this is Christmas
And what have you done? Says John
Lennon with Yoko.  :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/20/02 at 09:54 p.m.

So what's the deal here?
Nobody wants to haiku
This thread's so lonely :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 10:01 p.m.


Quoting:
So what's the deal here?
Nobody wants to haiku
This thread's so lonely :-/
End Quote

No More Lonely Nights,
But now I have to say it,
Goodnight Tonight, Rice ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/20/02 at 10:28 p.m.

Hey Mark! What happened
To th'avatar I worked hard
Instructing you on? ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/20/02 at 10:31 p.m.

I don't know Zella
But I think Mark's avatar
Is really quite fab  :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/22/02 at 06:02 a.m.

Don't want to see this
On page 2.  So I'm bumping
It onto page 1.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 07:30 a.m.

Thanks very much, Fuss,
Zella has been more than kind,
Working on the horse....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 09:41 a.m.

Today, Grandma's house
To eat as a family
Maybe have lobster ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 09:52 a.m.

Have a great time, Rice,
Really fill your stomach full,
Then meet at the bar!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 09:54 a.m.

Have you seen "Two Towers"?
Most enjoyable movie
'Specially the Ents :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 09:59 a.m.

Nope, haven't as yet,
Don't get out to movies much,
They're SO expensive >:(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 11:06 a.m.

Hillary Clinton
Top public choice for '04
The witch cast a spell!  :o

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/22/02 at 12:27 a.m.

Evan Bayh thinks of
Returning as the state Guv.
For Prez in oh-4. :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/22/02 at 12:29 a.m.

Help! I am trapped in
My inbox and can't get out!
Lately anyway.... ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 12:43 a.m.

Sorry Miss Zella
It seems you are popular
You should be honored ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 01:00 p.m.

Zella is my friend,
And she's a great peace-keeper
Thanks for helping me :-*

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/22/02 at 01:26 p.m.

Zella says: "Aw shucks,
Guys. Now I will need to have
Lots of these thingies:  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 01:27 p.m.

Looking good with blush :)
Really highlights your features
Keep it up, Zella ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 01:29 p.m.

Good that you displayed,
I couldn't say what thingies,
I thought you had meant ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/22/02 at 01:31 p.m.

I knew naughty minds
Would do that if I didn't
Put a : in..... :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 01:45 p.m.

My apologies,
I revel in your blushing,
It makes me smile ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/22/02 at 01:50 p.m.

Ummm. "Make Me Smile"
Is another's prerogative...
Mustn't steal it, Mark! ;D ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 01:57 p.m.

I know, Yes I know  ::)
I too am so much in love  :-*
I meant as frienship  ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 12/22/02 at 02:12 p.m.

You are a good friend!
Similar situations
Lends understanding... :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 02:15 p.m.

Thanks, very dear friend,
But now i must be leaving,
Hope the Broncos win ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/22/02 at 02:24 p.m.

Zella also helps
Me put my pictures on the
Board.  Thank you, Zella.

If the Broncos win,
Mark will be happy.  If they
Don't, it's Jessica.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/22/02 at 02:44 p.m.

Doesn't look good, Mark
Raiders up by a pair of
Touchdowns by Gannon.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 03:21 p.m.

Now down by three scores,
Things are looking very bad,
I'm happy for Jess ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 05:33 p.m.

AFC West champs
Third year in row for Raiders
Looking at a bye ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 09:59 p.m.

Given the bad calls,
After Stealing nine seconds,
Refs still can be bought

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 10:01 p.m.

Still does not compute
With three interceptions and
Six big sacks, my friend ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 10:04 p.m.

Congratulations,
You guys deserve the title,
We did Back to Back ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/22/02 at 10:05 p.m.

Super Bowl is far away
Miami formidable
And Philly big too :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/22/02 at 10:23 p.m.

Gannon is decent,
Oakland has a chance this year,
But karma comes 'round :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/22/02 at 11:30 p.m.

Pats can be beaten
At home as the Jets have proved
Tonight at Gillette.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Bobo on 12/23/02 at 00:29 a.m.

I am in great pain
My neck got injured last night
Sleeping Awkwardly...

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/23/02 at 03:01 a.m.

Bobo!  What would help?
Would you like a neck massage?
....or acupunture?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Dude on 12/23/02 at 05:04 a.m.

I'd love a neck massage.
But, alas, I have to wait...........
'til baby comes home. :'(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/23/02 at 08:41 a.m.

Found the other night,
The term Personal Massage,
that really helped me :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/23/02 at 09:01 a.m.

I would like massage
From a pro supermodel
That would so rock house ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/23/02 at 09:06 a.m.

Indeed that would rock,
Finding out P.M. means this,
Lucky's what I am ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/23/02 at 09:07 a.m.

My head is swimming
Funny how brain sloshing 'round
Even though it stays put ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Bobo on 12/23/02 at 11:29 a.m.

I would rather like
A brand spanking new neck, please.
I'll sell the old one!

Quoting:
Bobo!  What would help?
Would you like a neck massage?
....or acupunture?
End Quote

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: SuperFreak on 12/25/02 at 08:57 a.m.

for all to enjoy,
this nice holiday season,
and please be happy!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/25/02 at 12:53 a.m.

Stupid NBC
Showed Christmas Mass with Pope
Instead of Conan    >:(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/25/02 at 03:48 p.m.

You know Indy's on
When you come to games board and
It shows a clean sweep ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/25/02 at 06:24 p.m.

Thank you kindly, Rice.
I've never swept anything
Not even my room. :-[

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/25/02 at 06:41 p.m.

Not necessary to sweep,
At my party in the bar,
I've all new carpet!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/25/02 at 06:44 p.m.

Sis rejected gift
Of dolphin lamp. Says she
Has not enough room.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/25/02 at 08:13 p.m.

Miami Dolphin?
Is that the lamp you speak of?
Or it's something else?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/25/02 at 08:43 p.m.

Regular dolphins
I am talking about, Mark.
Cute but cumbersome.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/25/02 at 08:50 p.m.

Lakers are losing
Let's hope Kings can keep it up
Go Sacramento!  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/25/02 at 09:13 p.m.

Sacramento wins!
Jack Nicholson sulks muchly
Tonight, Whuh-HO-yeah!!  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/25/02 at 09:47 p.m.

Sorry, Powerball
Jackpot was not won by me.
Hope no one hits it!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/25/02 at 09:49 p.m.

Lakers lost the game,
And it's even more than that,
Too me they're LOSERS!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/26/02 at 05:26 a.m.

All roads lead to sport
6 Degrees separation
Make this possible

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 07:23 a.m.

Six degrees is cold
Fahrenheit or Celsius
I would need a coat

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/26/02 at 08:23 a.m.

Chillin' with two friends,
Is such a far better thing,
Than getting the "Chill"  :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 08:35 a.m.

You are so right, Mark.
Spending time with friends is great
Always so much fun

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/26/02 at 12:59 a.m.

My friend's transmission
Is screwed.  Thou shouldst not take
Speedbumps at high speeds :P  :-[

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 01:08 p.m.

Hey there, Mr. Cube!
Sorry to hear about friend's
Transmission. That sucks!  :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/26/02 at 01:12 p.m.

S'alright, 'twas our own
Stupidity.  Now looking
Up car rental quotes :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 01:16 p.m.

Hope that you can rent
Sporty car for a good rate
They are fun to drive

I have found it hard
To find rentals with a man-
ual transmission

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/26/02 at 01:18 p.m.

That is Vegas plan
For driving down Cali we
Just rent normal car :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 01:23 p.m.

That is cool, Rice Cube.
I added a small tidbit
To "MY Story" thread

It was this morning
Queenie tried to end the tale
I saw she could not

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/26/02 at 01:32 p.m.

Any sane person
Knows you can't end tale before
Page Twenty, at least :D

Stupid car rentals
Cost too blasted much, we might
As well fix tranny :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/26/02 at 03:39 p.m.

Cheap new baseball gloves
Work pretty well, but we need
To work on catching  ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: ShellyGal on 12/26/02 at 04:10 p.m.

LOL, that's bad
I've never heard something that
Sounds so very sad

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/26/02 at 04:11 p.m.

Millionaire wins the
Powerball jackpot.  As if
He really needs cash.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/27/02 at 00:09 a.m.

One lousy typo
And you pay with interest
Go figure, I say ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/27/02 at 07:18 a.m.

Friday once again
I'll have sushi for dinner
Yum yum yum yum yum

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/02/03 at 10:43 a.m.

Hairspray finally
Stopped the New Year's party two
Days after the end!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/02/03 at 10:46 a.m.

Now we have haikus
Running simultaneously
Catch them if you can!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:09 a.m.

Two of one kind,
True also with P.A.M.
Shouldn't be this way ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 08:22 a.m.

Three more pages here
Then we can lock up this one
And only have one

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:32 a.m.

That is good to know,
Although I am still quite miffed,
Why two P.A.M.s ???

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/03/03 at 08:32 a.m.

And then someone else
Would start a new one and not
Know of the other!

Dude didn't see the
Other TPAM thread
So he started one

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 08:34 a.m.

It won't be too long
We'll get these threads locked up soon
Avoid confusion

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/03/03 at 08:38 a.m.

I read something in
Playful Penguin Place and it
Made me kind of sad :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:39 a.m.

It's not a big deal,
At times I've done the same thing,
Noticed it, that's all ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:41 a.m.

Yes! Rice has returned!
It's nice to see you back here,
Happy New Year, man ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/03/03 at 08:47 a.m.

A happy new year
To all my fellow penguins
Now let us party :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 08:48 a.m.

Hey there, Mr. Cube!
Read all about adventures
Vegas sounds awesome!  :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/03/03 at 08:50 a.m.

Good fun had by all
Too bad I ran out of dough
Or even more fun ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 08:51 a.m.

Cube, your partner Sync
Transferred to another branch
Now he has to work  :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/03/03 at 08:52 a.m.

Most non-triumphant
But let us hope he makes dough
So we party hence :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:53 a.m.

Leaving for a while,
Expressing feelings and prayers,
On the tragic news :'(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/03/03 at 09:09 a.m.

So it's up to me
To instill joy and good cheer
Back to this haiku ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 09:20 a.m.

When this thread is locked
Go to next haiku thread that
Already exists

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: SuperFreak on 01/03/03 at 09:23 a.m.

I left the party,
after giving a hickey,
to a cute lady :-*

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/03/03 at 09:26 a.m.

Boy do I wish I
Had a cute lady to give
A nice hickey to ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: SuperFreak on 01/03/03 at 09:37 a.m.

I've one already :-*
yet gave one to another  ;)
mine would have a fit  :-X

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 09:52 a.m.

Like Rick James said,
"She's A Very Kinky Girl...
...Superfreaky, Yow!"  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/04/03 at 10:35 a.m.

Want to bring this back
To page one.  Why is it on
Page 2?  I don't know.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/04/03 at 10:44 a.m.

I can tell you why,
There are many other threads,
That too get replies....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/04/03 at 02:47 p.m.


Quoting:
I can tell you why,
There are many other threads,
That too get replies....
End Quote



Perhaps have a rule
Where no starting new threads till
Hairspray locks old ones  ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Banasy on 01/04/03 at 02:54 p.m.

That would be nice!
Crazy Don has to call dibs
For no good reason.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/04/03 at 02:55 p.m.


Quoting:
That would be nice!
Crazy Don has to call dibs
For no good reason.
End Quote



It's the way he is
Some things will never change but
We can always hope :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Banasy on 01/04/03 at 02:59 p.m.

That's alright by me-
He can stay the way he is-
No skin off my back! :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/05/03 at 07:44 a.m.


Quoting:
That's alright by me-
He can stay the way he is-
No skin off my back! :D
End Quote

No skin off my "Teeth"
Is what somebody once said,
A long time ago ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/05/03 at 11:51 a.m.

Teeth do not have skin
Everybody knows that much
He must have thin skin.  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/06/03 at 08:13 a.m.

So much talk of skin
Surprised this ain't on page one
Well, it is right now!  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/06/03 at 12:08 a.m.

We're the way we are,
Induviduality,
Is interesting....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/06/03 at 12:24 a.m.

I hate working days
When lots of cool stuff happens
During the morning :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/06/03 at 12:24 a.m.

It's not long before
Have to go to a meeting
Then not much more work

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/06/03 at 12:25 a.m.

Iron Chef thread needs
More participation!  Come in
And make some stuff up ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/06/03 at 12:29 a.m.

With that I'm not good,
Yet I will not knock the thread,
Some find much joy there ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/06/03 at 01:04 p.m.

I saw the show once
Fast and furious cooking
Interesting show

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/06/03 at 01:10 p.m.

Translations' the best
I love how their lips flap when
They are not talking :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: theRealJimA on 01/06/03 at 01:26 p.m.

it's cold this winter
so that's no surprise there then
exit calender

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/06/03 at 01:37 p.m.

I would love to spring
Ahead to March or April
Where's the transponder?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/06/03 at 02:29 p.m.

A few more posts here
Then Hairspray will probably
Lock it and end it!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/06/03 at 02:37 p.m.

Then we'll bump up threads
To get this one off page one
We are pros at that  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/06/03 at 02:56 p.m.

I leave one clock set,
Always set to "Spring Ahead"
I hate falling back :P

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/06/03 at 03:19 p.m.

Power shutting down
This Thursday and next Wednesday
Wonder if still work?

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/06/03 at 05:35 p.m.

Here for a short time,
Writing a story real soon,
Ready tomorrow....

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/06/03 at 06:02 p.m.

When the next person
Posts to this thread, Hairspray will
Then lock this thread up.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Zella on 01/06/03 at 07:33 p.m.

Winds this morning were
70 MPH,
And power went off.... >:(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/06/03 at 08:27 p.m.

Right now is the time
For Hairspray to lock-up this
Haiku making thread. :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/06/03 at 08:27 p.m.

Somebody asked me
Why I'm still single and I
Have not an answer ::)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/06/03 at 08:28 p.m.

Now it's time to lock
Up this thread, Hairspray.  See you
On the other thread!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/06/03 at 08:47 p.m.

Hairspray is not here
Let's keep haikus going til
Hairspray does get here :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 07:04 a.m.

Okey-dokkely.
I thought this would be locked up
By now but it's not.

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:18 a.m.

Goodness gracious me!
Almost half a day and still
I find this thread here!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:21 a.m.

Hairspray hasn't seen
It or has been too busy
Sure it won't be long

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:22 a.m.

Perhaps by that time
We will have spilled over to
Page twenty-seven :)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:24 a.m.

Nah, 'spray's pretty quick
Besides, there is Haiku 6
Open already

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:25 a.m.

We should exhaust this
Before filling up others
Waste not, want not, eh?   :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:28 a.m.

Sounds good to me, Rice.
We'll get this to twenty-one
In a few more posts

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:30 a.m.

Damn the torpedoes!
Full speed ahead, officer
DJ Midas, HOOOOOOOOOO!  ;D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:33 a.m.

Now the Thundercats
Are all that I can think of
At this moment. Darn!  >:(

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:34 a.m.

That is so funny
I had not thought of that show
Cheetarah was hot :D

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:36 a.m.

My brother watched it
He is the same age as you
Claim on your profile

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:38 a.m.

Soon to be older
Profile will change soon if the
Software is spot-on :-/

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:40 a.m.

It works well, Rice Cube.
You may see a special thread
On your special day

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:41 a.m.

I am sure I have
A few stalkers on this board
Who will celebrate ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:42 a.m.

Hairspray has arrived!
This thread meets its doom today
Farewell haiku thread!

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:44 a.m.

When 'Spray sees this thread
All that I have to say is
He made me do it  ;)

Subject: Re: HAIKU!!!  (bless you!)  

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:45 a.m.

Shifting blame to me
How totally classless sir
It was all your fault ;D