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Subject: Haiku 6

Written By: Starsky76 on 12/15/02 at 08:42 a.m.

This thread is brand new,
Well actually it's six,
I wanted to start!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: SuperFreak on 12/15/02 at 08:45 a.m.

That alright Starsky,
I say "Welcome To The Boards!"
Nice to see you here ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/15/02 at 12:29 a.m.

My haiku thread was
Started prematurely so
Feel free to use both :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: SuperFreak on 12/15/02 at 03:34 p.m.

I Didn't realize,
Guess Starsky didn't either,
I'm sorry, RiceCube :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/15/02 at 03:37 p.m.


Quoting:
I Didn't realize,
Guess Starsky didn't either,
I'm sorry, RiceCube :(
End Quote



It's alright SF :)
Post to wherever you want
This is a fun place :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 07:22 a.m.

Haiku mania
Here on Penguin Board Games board
Need more caffeine...stat!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 12/16/02 at 07:32 a.m.

Caffeine is my friend.
I don't know what I would do..........
without my coffee.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 07:36 a.m.

Finished one cup now
And a chocolate bar to boot
Bouncing off the walls

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 12/16/02 at 07:50 a.m.

One cup of coffee........
isn't a good start for me.
It takes 8 or 10. ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 07:52 a.m.

It doesn't take much
Water is my main beverage
Eight glasses a day

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 12/16/02 at 07:59 a.m.

Thats much healthier.
I don't drink enough water.
'Cept when I work out.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 08:02 a.m.

Sometimes I drink most
Of my water in the eve
Right before bedtime

Shouldn't do that 'cause
Then I have to get up in
The middle of night

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 08:16 a.m.

My pipes are real whacky,
Even nothing after eight,
And still up all night ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 08:21 a.m.

I have tried to stop
Drinking water after eight
But I'm too thirsty

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 08:47 a.m.

The same problem here,
Hey, nice to see you DJ!
Enjoy Christmas Time ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 08:55 a.m.

You too, RockNRoll!
I'm actually excited
This year for Christmas

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:17 p.m.

This Christmas will be
Better than last year, unless
I get blood poison.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/16/02 at 08:27 p.m.

Might as well post here.
Can't tell one from the other.
Do the other one too.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:35 p.m.

I saw Panic Room.
It was stupid but scary.
Lots of violence.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/16/02 at 08:38 p.m.

Hello To You All (is that 5)
Are all of you doing fine?
I Am Just wicked!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:43 p.m.

Like Wicked Lester?
Or Superfreak the porn queen?
I hope this is good.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/16/02 at 08:47 p.m.

This is Really Good!
Ive Run Out of things to say
What can I put here?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/16/02 at 09:22 p.m.

jemima jam jar,
I send you out a welcome,
Nice to have you here ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: southernspitfire on 12/16/02 at 09:48 p.m.

Red-hooded sweatshirt
Given to me for Christmas
The best gift ever! ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/16/02 at 09:50 p.m.

160
Million may buy everyone
A Christmas present

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 06:47 a.m.


Quoting:
Red-hooded sweatshirt
Given to me for Christmas
The best gift ever! ;)
End Quote



That reminds me of
SNL - Adam Sandler
On Weekly Update

"Red Hooded Sweatshirt...
Dip, dip, dip sweatshirt...rama-
Lama-ding-dong, sweat..."

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/17/02 at 06:55 a.m.

Haiku here. Haiku
There. Overabundance of
Haiku on board now....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 07:11 a.m.

Almost thought that Zed
Would recite Old MacDonald
"E-I-E-I-O"  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 07:24 a.m.


Quoting:
Almost thought that Zed
Would recite Old MacDonald
"E-I-E-I-O"  ;D

End Quote

Zella, McDonalds,
Dizzy, my head is spinning,
'round rancid horsemeat :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 12/17/02 at 07:48 a.m.

Why two Haiku threads?
This could get real confusing.......
to an old hippie. ???

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/17/02 at 08:11 a.m.

Someone started one
Someone started another.
Hope this will help you.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/17/02 at 09:49 a.m.

I'm seeing double
Now, it's not only my code
That's multi-threaded

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 12:13 a.m.

A newbie, Starsky,
Started this one probably,
Unaware of that....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 12:29 a.m.

Pedro is sleeping
Taking a nice siesta
Too much fiesta

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 01:01 p.m.

Knows not what he's been missing,
I've Been dreaming and wishing,
Me & Jess Kissing :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 01:46 p.m.

Now here comes the mush
First "I Have" thread and now here
You need more minutes  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/17/02 at 01:54 p.m.

Telephone in hand,
To spare you all the details,
Off to make a call!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: southernspitfire on 12/17/02 at 09:21 p.m.


Quoting:


That reminds me of
SNL - Adam Sandler
On Weekly Update

"Red Hooded Sweatshirt...
Dip, dip, dip sweatshirt...rama-
Lama-ding-dong, sweat..."
End Quote



You're correct, Midas
That is why I received it
Can't wait to wear it! ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/17/02 at 10:26 p.m.

Almost 1 again.
And I have a hectic Friday.
Office Christmas bash.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Bobo on 12/18/02 at 00:32 a.m.

Bumping this thread up
Back onto page number one
Just where it should be!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/18/02 at 05:31 a.m.

Please don't start new threads
When I am asleep.  I don't like
Being left out here!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Starsky76 on 12/18/02 at 06:59 a.m.

Relax, CrazyDon,
They start new ones all the time,
While I'm not around

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/02 at 07:16 a.m.


Quoting:


You're correct, Midas
That is why I received it
Can't wait to wear it! ;)
End Quote



Very cool, SS.
Happy Holidays to you
And to Goldie, too.  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/19/02 at 05:18 a.m.

Christmas is just six
Days away.  I hope everyone
Has a Merry one.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/19/02 at 08:08 p.m.

My sister got hurt
In an accident today.
She is O.K. now.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/20/02 at 12:50 a.m.

I'm glad she's okay
Accidents aren't fun at all
I'm thinking of her.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/20/02 at 01:53 p.m.

Oh man, IndyGent
I will also send my prayers,
Hoping she's okay ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/20/02 at 04:29 p.m.

Indy Gent's sister
Should be OK after what
Happened yesterday.

West Virginia may
Have a white Christmas.  I hope
Yours will be merry.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/20/02 at 07:20 p.m.

My sister is fine.
She was back home from ER
In minimal time.

Thank you Crazy Don
For the Christmas wishes for
A Merry Yuletide.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/22/02 at 06:02 a.m.

This is not to be
Found on page 2.  I don't like
That.  Back to page 1.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/23/02 at 06:24 p.m.

I also don't like,
When the Stories/Artists Game,
Slips off of page one  :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: southernspitfire on 12/24/02 at 00:18 a.m.

A trip coming soon
Fly, fly, fly away I will
I am coming home ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 12/24/02 at 02:18 a.m.

You know what they say.........
"Home is where the heart is babe"
And this heart is yours!! ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/24/02 at 05:48 a.m.

Not that I don't know
Better, I'd say that was the
Biggest clue of all  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/24/02 at 06:34 a.m.

Sure hope Syncronos
Thinks to look in haiku thread!
But I bet he won't... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/24/02 at 07:37 a.m.

Well, no secrets here :-X
Though I have sickened many :P
Glad for Dude/S.S. ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/24/02 at 07:41 a.m.

Moi aussi. I wish
Them a lifetime's happiness!
They do deserve it! :D :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/24/02 at 07:44 a.m.

Me aussie.  ;D I wish
Them a lifetime's happiness!
They do deserve it!    :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/24/02 at 07:48 a.m.

YOU ^ aussie.   I wish
You/Z.  lifetime happiness!
You Both deserve it!  ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/24/02 at 08:03 a.m.

Sleepy but happy.
I am this morning. Now back
To my bed I go! :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: max_power on 12/24/02 at 10:36 a.m.

May you all have a
Very Merry Christmas time
And a great new year

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/24/02 at 10:41 a.m.

Merry Christmas to all.
I hope everybody has
A good one.  Thank you!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/24/02 at 01:32 p.m.

Everyone enjoy,
A Wonderful Christmastime,
I know that I will :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/24/02 at 10:08 p.m.

Merry Christmas, Mark
And a Happy New Year's Day
It will be special.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/25/02 at 08:03 a.m.

Thanks much, IndyGent,
Party in Colorado,
I'll show you my town!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/25/02 at 02:38 p.m.

I'm sure the Rockies
Are a good place for parties.
Everyone is high. ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/25/02 at 07:28 p.m.


Quoting:
I'm sure the Rockies
Are a good place for parties.
Everyone is high. ;D
End Quote

Three beers on Pikes Peak,
Would be like having seven,
Down here in my town :o

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/25/02 at 08:40 p.m.

Great party you have
Looks like guests are starting to
Pick up and add on.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 07:26 a.m.

Back at work again
Nothing going on so I
Can spend more time here

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/26/02 at 07:38 a.m.


Quoting:
Back at work again
Nothing going on so I
Can spend more time here
End Quote

Hey, take some time off,
Join my virtual party!
You'll be among friends :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 07:46 a.m.

I will do just that
And join y'all for some breakfast
I am so hungry

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/26/02 at 07:57 a.m.

Z. wants McDonalds,
FussBudget wants the Broadmoor,
Choose both or different?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/26/02 at 08:47 a.m.

Broadmoor is the place
For me.  It looks very nice
Great suggestion, Mark!   :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/26/02 at 06:54 p.m.

Good time here I have
Never want to go back to
Way it was before

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/26/02 at 07:21 p.m.

I Feel the same way,
Since Jessica's love for me,
I will look forward ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/26/02 at 11:13 p.m.

It's raining again
Oh no my love's at an end
It's raining again

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/27/02 at 07:20 a.m.

Please Please Tell Me Now
Is There Something I Should Know
(Heard that this morning)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/27/02 at 07:32 a.m.

Sun Comes Up-The Sun
Goes Down, It Doesn't Really,
Matter In MY Partytown!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/27/02 at 09:44 a.m.

Ready for breakfast
And a tour of where Mark lives
It's a great Friday!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/27/02 at 10:08 a.m.

Indeed it sure is,
Hope you like the day two tour,
Day three..Cripple Creek!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/27/02 at 10:10 a.m.

Having too much fun
Partying and hanging with
All my penguin friends

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/27/02 at 10:18 a.m.

Welcome, Penguin Friends,
Where The Party Never Ends,
Glad You Could Attend!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/27/02 at 10:30 a.m.

Toll Free lines mixed up
We're getting calls about some-
Thing seen on TV  :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/28/02 at 07:43 a.m.

I am here up late
Posting and playing on board
With Zed and Zella

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/28/02 at 07:53 a.m.

In a perfect world,
We'd really be together,
Over at my place!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/28/02 at 07:53 a.m.

Always suspected
I had split personal'ty
Now it is confirmed... ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/28/02 at 07:59 a.m.


Quoting:
Always suspected
I had split personal'ty
Now it is confirmed... ::) ;D
End Quote

With one or with two,
Zella, my good friend,
I've always liked YOU :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/30/02 at 07:59 a.m.

I have chipped my tooth
Go to dentist Thursday morn
Drool all afternoon

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/30/02 at 08:10 a.m.

No more sports haikus.
College football season is
Over for me.  Yes.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/30/02 at 10:21 a.m.

Changed my avatar
I hope everybody has
A Happy New Year!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/30/02 at 03:17 p.m.

Have a safe New Year
Don't drink and drive, take a cab
Go Boilers, Irish.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/31/02 at 05:46 a.m.

New Years Day in Aus
Is just over one hour away
Soon be lots of noise

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/31/02 at 06:07 a.m.

Hopefully you will
Not have to duck below the
Level of windows

Like here in LA
When all of the crazies fire
Off all of their guns.... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/31/02 at 06:13 a.m.

Reminds me of my
Favourite L A Saying
"Take a Valium"  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/31/02 at 09:50 a.m.

LA Guns is a
Name of a rock band, But I
Don't own their albums

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 12/31/02 at 10:56 a.m.

I am most amused
Int'resting developements
On the board lately... ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/31/02 at 10:58 a.m.

Happy New Year to
All.  Remember, don't drink and
Drive.  Be really safe!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/31/02 at 12:21 a.m.

10 more hours to go
Then will be two-thousand-three
More money for me  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/31/02 at 03:01 p.m.

Watch out in Times Square
Dick Clark might bore you to death
With his New Year's tales

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/02/03 at 07:45 a.m.

His show was on mute
While I DJed New Years Eve
Fun was had by all

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/02/03 at 09:35 a.m.

Glad you're all back safe,
And hope fun was had by all,
It's a brand new year :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/02/03 at 10:40 a.m.

Dig the jukebox, Mark.  :D
Hope you had a happy one
Tooth is fixed. Hooray!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/02/03 at 10:47 a.m.

The other haiku
Thread was brought up to push the
Party onto page 2!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/02/03 at 10:59 a.m.

Reminds me of an old
Saying: "Haiku, you ku, we
All ku for Haiku!"  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/02/03 at 04:27 p.m.

Officially the
Holidays are all over
We can still have fun. ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 04:30 p.m.

Clowns to left of me...
Jokers to the right; stuck in
Middle with foo-foo... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/02/03 at 04:34 p.m.

Prepared my story,
So that Banasy can see,
What happened to me...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 05:33 p.m.

Juggling was our Mark
Good thing Banasy is kind
Let off with warning  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 05:35 p.m.

A slap on the hand
When we all know he prefers
A slap somewhere else! ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 05:39 p.m.

You can't always get
What you want, said the Rolling
Stones, Don't I know it !

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 05:41 p.m.

BUZZZZZ!!!!! Major Haiku foul!!!! Try again!!!! ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 05:42 p.m.

I see 5, 7, 5
Where is the foul that I have
Committed, please, huh ?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 05:45 p.m.

Must make the Haiku
Gracefully flow like river
You no-talent hack! ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 05:46 p.m.

Graceful I am not
Rough as guts I sometimes am
Is this one okay ?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 05:49 p.m.

Would guts be that rough?
I would think kind of squishy...
Or just a typo?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 05:49 p.m.

Much better, my friend-
I just love to give you hell-
Please pay me no mind!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 05:51 p.m.

With my friends I feel
So relaxed and having fun
Big Smile is on face

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 05:53 p.m.


Quoting:
Would guts be that rough?
I would think kind of squishy...
Or just a typo?
End Quote


Guts would flow with ease
Zed's on the path to Haiku-
Pay attention, Luke!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 05:58 p.m.

True haiku should dance
Just like an unbiting fish
Or a soft wet plow...

Better? ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 06:00 p.m.

God, I love you, Z!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 06:00 p.m.

Wot are freakin' rules
To Haiku apart from good ol'
5,7,5 please, please ?  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 06:04 p.m.

Grasshopper must learn
To properly write Haiku
Or risk spanked monkey!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/02/03 at 06:05 p.m.

I am encouraged
To not Haiku properly
For punishment's sake  :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 06:06 p.m.

Plowing in valley
I met a dancing fish
And it did not bite....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 06:12 p.m.

Z is having fun
Making an absurdity
Seemingly profound. :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/02/03 at 06:14 p.m.

I like these haikus.
They're not really hard to do.
Five, seven, five, done.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 06:16 p.m.

Walking thru Mondegreen,
Deep in the valley spring,
I saw a fish plow.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 06:17 p.m.

Unless a Haiku foul
Has been commited by Fuss-
Then I get to spank! :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/02/03 at 06:17 p.m.

Back from Las Vegas
Millions of films processed
Pictures coming soon ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 06:20 p.m.

Yeeeah! Cubed or uncubed:
It does not matter at all;
Happy to see Rice!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 06:22 p.m.


Quoting:
Walking thru Mondegreen,
Deep in the valley spring,
I saw a fish plow.
End Quote


I bow to Zella
Who has transformed the profound
Into plowing fish!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 06:24 p.m.

While fishing for plows
I caught a big Mondegreen
Chased me thru Valley....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 06:28 p.m.

I have laughed so hard
Milk has commenced the flowing
Out of Polish nose!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 06:32 p.m.

Stan Modegreenski
The jolly Polish plowman
Fished in the valley

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/02/03 at 07:23 p.m.

So many haikus
Have been posted since I have
Posted one on here.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 07:37 p.m.

So many haikus
Swimming thru the peaceful valley
Like a well-plowed fish

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/02/03 at 07:39 p.m.

Abe Vigoda played
Fish on Barney Miller for
about 4 plus years.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/02/03 at 07:39 p.m.

A well-plowed something
Sounds real good to me right now...
Send me Farmer John!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/02/03 at 07:41 p.m.

A snow plow would be
Fine and dandy with weak me
Not much to plow now.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/02/03 at 07:46 p.m.

Farmer John with skill
Plowed thru the fruitful valley
Searching for fresh fish

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Jonman on 01/03/03 at 02:40 a.m.

Oh, Farmer John, I
Am in love with your daughter
With the champagne eyes

Nice to be back here
This board is my second home
Better than Jovi's

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:02 a.m.

Welcome Back, Jonman,
Where Is Mystery Woman At?
She Lives Nearby You.....? :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/03/03 at 08:23 a.m.


Quoting:
Welcome Back, Jonman,
Where Is Mystery Woman At?
She Lives Nearby You.....? :-/
End Quote



I saw a short thread
With a brief explanation
O'er in PPP

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/03/03 at 08:25 a.m.


Quoting:


I saw a short thread
With a brief explanation
O'er in PPP
End Quote

I don't read enough,
In other threads anymore,
Thanks, I'll take a look ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/03/03 at 04:31 p.m.

Jonman's from Canada
But does not see Mystery
Woman much no more. :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/06/03 at 03:23 p.m.

Bringing this thread back,
To soon relieve the other,
As it's winding down...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/06/03 at 03:47 p.m.

MW still
MIA, looks like she may
Never be seen. No! :'(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/06/03 at 07:54 p.m.

Getting deja vu
Swear I posted a haiku
Secs ago, boo hoo!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/06/03 at 08:27 p.m.

This is the only
Haiku thread left unless the
Other is unlocked!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Jonman on 01/07/03 at 01:23 a.m.

This haiku is good
The other one has been shut
Post your ramblings

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/07/03 at 06:18 a.m.

I hope you all had
A very merry Christmas
New year, new haiku

Phil

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/07/03 at 06:35 a.m.

Hope you did, as well,
Had a great Christmas, that is,
Fellow member, Phil ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 07:05 a.m.

Changed your avatar
Was Pete Puma and now it
Is Tom and Jerry

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/07/03 at 09:07 a.m.


Quoting:
Hope you did, as well,
Had a great Christmas, that is,
Fellow member, Phil ;)
End Quote


It was too busy
Burned the candle at both ends
(In the middle, too)

Phil

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:15 a.m.

Syncronos was here
For a little bit this morn
Now he's gone again

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 09:50 a.m.

Guess we migrate here
Since last one got locked up good
What'd I miss so far?  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 09:50 a.m.

Hairspray works real quick
Now time to bump locked haiku
Off of this first page!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 10:06 a.m.

I don't know how much
Longer I can pretend to
Get away with this

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/07/03 at 10:07 a.m.

Get away with what?
You mean writing bad haiku?
Get away with you

;-)

Phil

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 10:09 a.m.

You are quite astute
I meant getting away with
Not working today ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/07/03 at 10:19 a.m.

I'm in the same boat
But I think I'll keep sailing
Not much work right now

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 10:30 a.m.

Daschle runs no more
Which reduces Dems hopefuls
To less than two Ks ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/07/03 at 10:32 a.m.

This is the only
Haiku thread left 'cause Hairspray
Locked the other one!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/07/03 at 10:37 a.m.


Quoting:
Daschle runs no more
Which reduces Dems hopefuls
To less than two Ks ;)
End Quote

I agree with you,
My running needs to be done,
Much MUCH, more often :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 11:07 a.m.

Sharpton is running?
I would like to see black Prez
But he scares me much!  :o

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/07/03 at 11:09 a.m.


Quoting:
Sharpton is running?
I would like to see black Prez
But he scares me much!  :o
End Quote

Well, Arsenio?
Now THAT would be kinda fun,
But I'll stick with Bush     :-XThat Sounded dirty

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/07/03 at 11:11 a.m.

Know who I'd vote for?
Charles Barkley!  He is funny
And speaks his true mind :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/07/03 at 11:16 a.m.

Yes, unlike Clinton,
Who's a common criminal,
That I couldn't stand :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/07/03 at 02:28 p.m.

I like Wayne Brady
In small doses, and "Who's Line...?"
Drew Carey sometimes

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/07/03 at 06:28 p.m.

"Whose Line" cracks me up!
Ryan Stiles is the man!
Colins is fun to...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/07/03 at 06:33 p.m.

I prefer his show,
Drew Carey sure makes me laugh,
Not as much as Jim :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/07/03 at 08:34 p.m.

Long day it has been,
Going through serious withdrawl
Here all on my own....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/07/03 at 09:23 p.m.

One "A to Z" thread.
One haiku thread.  Hairspray has
Locked both the others.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/08/03 at 04:26 a.m.


Quoting:
"Whose Line" cracks me up!
Ryan Stiles is the man!
Colins is fun to...
End Quote


I love "Whose Line" too...
"Ryan Stiles for President"
What do you reckon?

Phil

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 06:26 a.m.


Quoting:

I love "Whose Line" too...
"Ryan Stiles for President"
What do you reckon?

Phil
End Quote



If I wreck it is
Usually in my pickup
Or on a skateboard  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/08/03 at 06:29 a.m.

Donuts for DJ
It is my latest catchcry
Before I go sleep

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 06:34 a.m.

Goodnight FussBudget
If I scrounge up sixty cents
I will have breakfast  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/08/03 at 08:20 a.m.

Must leave for a few,
Brian needs a ride to school,
Then I will be back!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 08:22 a.m.

See you real soon, Mark.
I'll keep this thread from going
Under to page two  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/08/03 at 09:21 a.m.

Ryan Stiles would keep
Us from going to war with
Laughter and delight ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 09:30 a.m.

Colin & Wayne too
As well as the fourth guest who
Seems to always win

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/08/03 at 09:31 a.m.

Colin's a Canuck
Under US law he can't
Run for President :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/08/03 at 12:29 a.m.

If he did then he
Might be truly making a
Mockery of votes  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/09/03 at 06:00 a.m.


Quoting:
Colin's a Canuck
Under US law he can't
Run for President :-/
End Quote


D'Oh!  That is a shame
Maybe it'll have to be
That Mike McShane chap

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/09/03 at 09:23 a.m.


Quoting:

D'Oh!  That is a shame
Maybe it'll have to be
That Mike McShane chap
End Quote



He is quite funny
But he weighs ten thousand pounds
Heartburn imminent!  :o

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/10/03 at 03:13 a.m.

He does airline ads
I wonder, is he charged for
Excessive baggage?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/10/03 at 08:14 a.m.

TGIF, Folks!
Hope you all have a good day
And a good weekend

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/13/03 at 07:40 a.m.

Thread dead this weekend
I am here to revive it
Bumping to page one

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/13/03 at 07:43 a.m.

I'm here this morning,
But only for a short time,
I need to work out!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/13/03 at 07:50 a.m.

Classic Toucan Sam
Very cool avatar, Mark.  :)
"Just follow your nose!"  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/13/03 at 08:09 a.m.

Thanks, DJ_Midas!
Always knows flavour of fruit,
Wherever it goes... :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 09:22 a.m.

The Monday Haiku:
Gro-o-o-o-o-o-oan...
Mumble mumble bah.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/13/03 at 10:39 a.m.

Cheer up, sir Rice Cube.
Think of now as a few hours
Before time for lunch  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 01:02 p.m.

Stupid punk Mondays
They suck the remnants of soul
Out through your nostrils :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/13/03 at 01:13 p.m.

Maybe Iron Chef
Could use your words of wisdom
Before it's buried

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/14/03 at 08:58 a.m.

Speaking of buried
I need to revive this thread
Before it gets lost

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/14/03 at 09:00 a.m.

You are a good man,
Now bring back "Storytellers"
You are creative!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/14/03 at 10:01 a.m.


Quoting:
You are a good man,
Now bring back "Storytellers"
You are creative!
End Quote



Thanks for those kind words.
I brought the "Storytellers"
Thread back to page one!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/14/03 at 10:59 a.m.

College basketball
I do not care for. But it's
Where Herd and Eers play!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/14/03 at 12:17 a.m.

I must do research
And purify more proteins
Later I return ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/14/03 at 01:09 p.m.

See you later, Rice
Have fun purifyn' proteins
That sounds like hard work

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/15/03 at 10:21 a.m.

You spin me right round
Baby right round like records
Baby right round round ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/15/03 at 10:38 a.m.

Check out the hook while
My DJ revolves it - Ice
Ice Baby, too cold... ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/15/03 at 10:43 a.m.

Rice is going to
Have a birthday tomorrow.
I still miss someone.

She was always the
Best in announcing birthdays.
Boy, do I miss her.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/15/03 at 12:11 a.m.

I get knocked down but
I get up again, you're nev-
Er gon' keep me down  :D ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/15/03 at 12:23 a.m.

Happy Birthday, Rice-
Many more coming at you...
This I wish for you! :-* :-* :-*


***purify protein, hmmmmm?***

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/15/03 at 12:37 a.m.

I love Banasy!
I love every woman here!
I love Zella, too!   :-* :-* :-* :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/15/03 at 12:40 a.m.

Maybe Rice will get
An available space if
He fills out some forms  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/15/03 at 12:44 a.m.

Forms coming his way
Wrapped in a plain brown package-
String tied a a bow! ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/15/03 at 12:45 a.m.


Quoting:
I love Banasy!
I love every woman here!
I love Zella, too!   :-* :-* :-* :-*
End Quote



It's nice to be loved!
That's why I like to come here
Lots of bestest friends! :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/15/03 at 01:46 p.m.

Lotsa Lotsa Love
Going on among penguins
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/16/03 at 08:25 a.m.

Thread getting buried
So I will post once again
To get on page one

Snow coming tonight
Hope there's power when I wake
Up in the morning

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 09:41 a.m.

I am twenty-four
Yet I do not feel so old
I am young at heart ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/16/03 at 09:42 a.m.

Happy Birthday, Rice! :D
May you always want to be
A "Toys 'R Us" kid!  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 09:44 a.m.

Toys R' Us sucks now
I am all about Best Buy
For electronics ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/16/03 at 09:47 a.m.

Best Buy also has
Good prices on their CDs
If you still buy them

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 09:48 a.m.

I don't buy music
Today's artists bug me much
Just discount oldies ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/16/03 at 09:50 a.m.

Happy Birthday Rice,
My age is opposite yours,
This Kids forty-two :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/16/03 at 09:58 a.m.


Quoting:
I don't buy music
Today's artists bug me much
Just discount oldies ;)
End Quote



Now I download songs
For the most part but sometimes
I buy old vinyl

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 10:28 a.m.

Once more I exit
To purify more proteins
Yay research science!  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/16/03 at 12:57 a.m.

Man it sure is cold
Outside and it will only
Get colder later  :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/16/03 at 01:02 p.m.

The snow is coming
As if we didn't have snow
Already on ground!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/16/03 at 06:38 p.m.

Storm blew right by us,
While not leaving anything,
Now it's Cold and Dry :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/17/03 at 06:33 a.m.

Just one inch of snow
Roads were not that bad today
Had to go to work  >:(

But that is okay
Most others in a meeting
I don't have much work  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/17/03 at 05:45 p.m.

Up to 3 inches
Of the white stuff tomorrow
Cabin fever still

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/17/03 at 10:34 p.m.

Missing My Baby,
I'm Dreaming of her tonight,
Love You Jessica :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/18/03 at 08:01 a.m.

Bringing this thread back,
To the popular page one,
Haiku is such fun!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/21/03 at 02:20 p.m.

It was on page two
I've had too much work today
Ready to go home.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/03 at 08:34 p.m.

Worked OT  'til 8
Funny, I don't feel richer
But do feel tired. :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/22/03 at 05:35 a.m.

War with Iraq looms
Thousands of troops on the move
I need a big drink

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/22/03 at 08:29 a.m.

Have two friends out there,
Wish we could all get along,
Neccessary means :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/22/03 at 10:29 a.m.

Herd and Mountaineers
Play basketball game tonight.
Don't care for b'ball.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/22/03 at 02:30 p.m.

What I wouldn't give
For a Billy Goat Gruff to
Get rid of this troll ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/22/03 at 02:46 p.m.

Hopefully won't be,
As horrid as last years troll,
Moron shut us down >:(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/22/03 at 04:44 p.m.

Eyeballs drying out
Yet I can't pry myself loose
Darn you, messageboard!  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/23/03 at 11:06 a.m.

Prepare, world, for here
Comes Cyclops the Anteater!
Beware my powers!  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Banasy on 01/23/03 at 12:00 a.m.

Rice Cube pins his hopes
That name change will give power
To battle fierce eggs. ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/23/03 at 03:44 p.m.

Ah Miss Banasy,
My powers reside not in
My wang, but my heart ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/03 at 07:51 p.m.

Cyclops Whatever
You will still be ol' Rice Cube
To those dear to you. ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/24/03 at 05:53 a.m.

Pity poor Cyclops
For an anteater must keep
One eye on the ground

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 08:08 a.m.

We got snow again
And I had a lot of work
But I'm caught up now

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/28/03 at 06:21 p.m.

The messageboard crashed
Today.  I don't like it at
All.  No way, José.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/28/03 at 06:52 p.m.

At least in this crash,
Not a thing was deleted,
Un-like last April

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 05:27 a.m.

Chucky's sensible
No NT server for him
He uses Linux

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Zella on 01/29/03 at 06:27 a.m.

Thanks to the slow board,
And Big Crash; got some things done
In real life for once! ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/29/03 at 06:28 a.m.

Feel inadequate,
Computer lingo not known,
Need education ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 06:57 a.m.

NT by MS
Very prone to hack attacks
Needs frequent restart


Linux: Unix-based
Better server than NT
Rarely needs restart

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/29/03 at 07:43 a.m.


Quoting:
Thanks to the slow board,
And Big Crash; got some things done
In real life for once! ::)
End Quote



I know how you feel
I actually had to work
Most of yesterday

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/29/03 at 07:48 a.m.

I feel less confused,
Thanks for the explanation,
Kind is what Phil is :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/29/03 at 08:09 a.m.

The rain is falling
Getting rid of all the snow
Then it will come back

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 08:11 a.m.

Clearing winter snow
Like sweeping leaves in autumn
Goes on forever

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/29/03 at 10:27 a.m.

Our snow is all gone
Hopefully it won't come back
Here for a long time

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: MissInformation on 01/29/03 at 10:27 a.m.

The skies are dark gray
And the weathermen all say
More snow on the way

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Cyclops the Anteater on 01/29/03 at 10:31 a.m.

No way!  My goodness!
Miss Information haikued!
More good things to come?  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: MissInformation on 01/29/03 at 10:53 a.m.

I have been known to
fool around with words just to
entertain myself.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 11:07 a.m.

When I'm feeling bored
I have also been known to
Play with words myself

(I'm glad the word "words" is in that one)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/29/03 at 05:29 p.m.

Words don't come easy
As F.R. Davis once sang
In the  seventies.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/29/03 at 06:37 p.m.

And Words Are All I,
Have To Take Your Heart Away,
Sixties Bee Gees song....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/29/03 at 07:33 p.m.

Words that never were
True, spoken to hurt nobody
but you--The Monkees.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/29/03 at 08:23 p.m.

Let me hear you say,
the words I long to hear, Oh,
Darling when you're near...

"Words" by the Beatles,
Long ago in the sixties,
My favorite group ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/29/03 at 08:34 p.m.

"No More Words" Berlin
Says, but Words of Love won't
Bring back Mama Cass. :'(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/29/03 at 08:42 p.m.

What are words for when
No one listens anymore?
Missing Persons song.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/30/03 at 04:16 a.m.

Yello's "No More Words"
A song in which "No more words"
Are the only words

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/30/03 at 06:53 a.m.

I don't get some of
These new words like "bling bling" and
"Shizzle my nizzle"  ???

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/30/03 at 10:04 a.m.

I need to go home
But there's so much snow out there
I can't find my car

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/30/03 at 10:08 a.m.

Once you find your car,
Just remember to be safe,
Be careful driving...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/31/03 at 03:46 a.m.

The snow was so bad
It took me hours to get home
You know what I did?

A new parody
About bad drivers in snow
It's called "Effing Snow"

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/31/03 at 07:29 a.m.

Beatles Month for me,
My tribute to the Fab Four,
They make me happy...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 07:35 a.m.

I like your pictures
RNRF, that is a
great tribute. Kudos!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/31/03 at 07:40 a.m.

John, Paul, George, Ringo
The Animated Beatles
That scans rather well ;-)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/31/03 at 07:42 a.m.


Quoting:
I like your pictures
RNRF, that is a
great tribute. Kudos!  :D
End Quote

Thanks, DJ Midas!
I am still experimenting,
Moving them around....

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 09:05 a.m.

This lineup is great
I feel like I'm in the control
Box monitoring  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: SuperFreak on 01/31/03 at 05:08 p.m.

I'm not on here much,
but starting this thread over,
is what i will do.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/01/03 at 07:03 a.m.

Overslept today.
This haiku thread still alive.
Why not post them here?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: SuperFreak on 02/01/03 at 07:24 a.m.

Starting the new thread,
something i wanted to do,
hoped this one would end.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 10:43 a.m.

It is almost done
Only ten more posts to go
Then it can be locked

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/04/03 at 12:43 a.m.

Finally I see
Superfreak's avatar. Yow-
Sah Yowsah Yowsah!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/04/03 at 04:37 p.m.

Working on TV
Logs for four hours. Now I'm back.
They're not finished yet.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/05/03 at 09:37 a.m.

What is the big deal...........
With wanting to start new threads?
I just don't get it. ???

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/05/03 at 09:39 a.m.


Quoting:
What is the big deal...........
With wanting to start new threads?
I just don't get it. ???
End Quote



Page twenty gets locked
So people like to beat the
Rush to keep playing  :P

I think it's silly...
Just keep posting until Hair
Locks it up for good ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/05/03 at 09:46 a.m.

I agree with Rice.
Thats been suggested before.
To no avail though. ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/05/03 at 09:50 a.m.

I did it before.
Banasy jumped all over
The thread I began.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/05/03 at 10:40 a.m.

Only three more posts
Then we'll be on page twenty
Of this Haiku thread

My buddy Rice Cube
Should push it past page twenty
He's a great poet  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/05/03 at 10:58 a.m.

I have little doubt
That we can achieve this goal
If mods are absent ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/05/03 at 11:06 a.m.

I am off to lunch
'Tis the last post on this page
Post away, penguins!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/05/03 at 11:08 a.m.

Now Hairspray can lock
This haiku thread.  Go to the
Thread of SuperFreak!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/05/03 at 11:40 a.m.

Hairspray hasn't locked
This thread yet so I will post
More haiku.  Hee Hee  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/05/03 at 11:46 a.m.

I am off to go
Rot my brains on comic books
Keep on haikuing!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/05/03 at 11:56 a.m.

Will do, Rice penguin
But I now have another
task to do. Fun Fun!  :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/05/03 at 05:12 p.m.

It is too bad you
Had to go before we reached
The thirtieth page :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/05/03 at 06:27 p.m.

Where's moderator
Hairspray when needed? This thread
Needs to be locked up!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Kung Fu Master on 02/05/03 at 06:29 p.m.


Quoting:
Where's moderator
Hairspray when needed? This thread
Needs to be locked up!
End Quote



And who made YOU king?  ::)
People can post where they want,
Also WHEN they want  :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/06/03 at 02:32 a.m.

Still not locked, I see.
Lets see how far this can go.
Before Hair locks it.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 06:41 a.m.

Penguin rebel here
Pushing the ol' envelope
Post more haiku here!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/06/03 at 08:45 a.m.

I just love the thought.......
of "Rebel Haiku Threads", and........
PUSHING ENVELOPES!!!!!! ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:06 a.m.

So we meet again
For the first time, the last time
And time after that ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/06/03 at 09:15 a.m.

You and me Rice Cube!!
We boldly go where no man........
dares go before us!!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:16 a.m.

One never knows, Dude
My personal record is
Only page thirty :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/06/03 at 09:20 a.m.

Only page thirty?!
Thats nothing to sneeze about!
Ten more than normal!!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:20 a.m.

Indy did tell me
That he saw a thread go past
Response five hundred!  :o

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:23 a.m.

Hairspray's  not logged in
Maybe it will not be found
How far this thread's gone

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:24 a.m.

Page twenty-one yet?
I don't know but this is the
300th post here


Cheerleader beat me
That's okay 'cuz now I'm sure
We're on twenty one!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:24 a.m.

Cheerleader plays too!  :D
Oh the things that we shall see
When we reach thirty!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:25 a.m.

This thread is funny
Make me laugh hard
My aching tummy.

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:26 a.m.

I don't want to work
I just wanna bang on me
Drum all day. Hee hee.  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:26 a.m.


Quoting:
This thread is funny
Make me laugh hard
My aching tummy.
End Quote


That is very cool
An unorthodox haiku
I like your style, Pop :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:27 a.m.

9 pages to go
Oh what a thrill to be one
Who likes to bend rules!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:27 a.m.

Lightning speed haikus
Posting at alarming rate
It's haiku madness!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:28 a.m.

see how fast we type?
we could do this day and night
if only hairspray'd go

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:29 a.m.

Not a rule per se
Just a habit to prevent
Extremely long threads :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:30 a.m.

This is so much fun
Misfit Penguins are all 'bout
Having a good time  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:30 a.m.

It's just semantics
I think this is fun to see
how far we can go

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Dude on 02/06/03 at 09:30 a.m.

And this all started..
with the question, "Whats the deal...........
with starting new threads?"

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:31 a.m.

We are just about
On page twenty-two, my friends
Yabba Dabba Doo!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:31 a.m.

We are true rebels
When Hairspray does lock this up
I hope Hair haikus ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:32 a.m.

That would be neato
Is this page twenty two yet
guess I'll just go see

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:33 a.m.

That would be so nice
'Spray is a very cool mod
S/he looks out for us  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:34 a.m.

two past the limit
can we make it up to three
or four, or five, SIX???

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:34 a.m.

If we go forty
That would be an awesome feat
Perhaps MissI writes?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:36 a.m.

my browser is slow
i'm afraid it soon will go
i hope not yet, though

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:36 a.m.

An apple in hand
Would you like a bite?
It is so yummy!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:37 a.m.

Seven in middle,
Princess of pop, my new friend :)
That is haiku style :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:39 a.m.

I don't understand you
no seven in the middle
could you please elaborate?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:41 a.m.

The first line is five
The second line is seven
The last is five too

(syllables)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:43 a.m.

Just beat it (beat it),
Beat it (beat it), No one wants
To be defeated... ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:43 a.m.

Cheerleader is wise
But Princess has funky style
It is most welcome :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:44 a.m.

Oh my what a shame
I am no good at haiku
Would you forgive me?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:44 a.m.


Quoting:
Just beat it (beat it),
Beat it (beat it), No one wants
To be defeated... ;D
End Quote



I'm starting with the
Man in the mirror!  (Oh yeah)
Will he change his ways?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:45 a.m.


Quoting:
Oh my what a shame
I am no good at haiku
Would you forgive me?

End Quote


Worry not dear friend
'Tis but a silly game so
Feel free to improv :)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:46 a.m.

Soon page twenty-three
May be a reality
EEE Hee hee hee hee!  :D ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:47 a.m.

Let us quote more songs!
Oh well I'm the type of guy
Who likes to roam 'round...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:48 a.m.

I feel embarrased
Can you see my red face glow
I shall improve soon!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:49 a.m.

It's fine, popprincess
You will do just fine once you
Get the hang of it

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:50 a.m.

Okay! Abra, Ab-
racadabra, I want to
Reach out and grab ya!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:51 a.m.

You spin me right 'round
Baby right round like records
Baby right round round ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:52 a.m.

Oh songs, so much fun
maybe I could try to think
of one, maybe not

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:53 a.m.

Give me ti-i-ime...
Do you real' want to hurt me
Or just make me cry?  ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 09:55 a.m.

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feelayeeahhhhh
Street lights, peopulllohhhhhhhhhhhh...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:57 a.m.

(From a famous parody on this site)

Recite that number!
Three point one four one five nine!
I got it! (got it!)

;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:57 a.m.

This is really hard
I cannot think of some songs
I must be slacking

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:58 a.m.

Take me home tonite
I don't wanna let you go
Till you see the light

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:59 a.m.

Guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I gotta have faaaaaaaaaaith ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 09:59 a.m.


Quoting:
Take me home tonite
I don't wanna let you go
Till you see the light
End Quote




That is so awesome
You are my new hero, Princess
I bow before you

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 10:00 a.m.

Wake me up before
You go-go, 'cuz I'm not Plan-
in' on go'n solo...

(Yeah, right!)  ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 10:03 a.m.

A caaaaaaaaaareless whisper
Of a good friend...I forgot
Rest of the lyrics :P

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 10:04 a.m.

Like a Virgin, hoo
Touched for the very first time
Like a Virgin yeah   :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 10:05 a.m.

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah
You got the peaches

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 10:07 a.m.

Lo-ove Bites, love bleeds
It's bringin me to my knees
Lo-ve lives, love dies

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 10:07 a.m.

Mil-yuns of peaches
Peaches for me...I'm moving
To the country, yeah :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 10:09 a.m.

Shout at the Devil
Shout Shout Shout at the devil
Shout at the Devil

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 10:09 a.m.

Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way, yeah,yeah
Let's go all the way

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 10:10 a.m.

Girls just wanna have fun...
They just wanna, They just wanna-
ah-ah, They just wanna...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 10:11 a.m.

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Would I lie to you?

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 10:12 a.m.

Can go your own waaaaaaaaaaaay
(Go your own way!)  Da da da
Just go your own way!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 10:15 a.m.

E-ver-y time I
See you falling, I get down
On my knees and pray...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 10:16 a.m.

Everytime you go
Away, you take a piece of
Me with you...HOO-ooo...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 10:18 a.m.

Are we gonna let
De-elevator bring us
Down? Oh no, Let's Go!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 10:21 a.m.

If you see faded
Sign at the side of the road
Go to the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SHACK!

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 10:24 a.m.

I keep on fallin'
In and out of love, with you
Sometimes you love me......

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 10:25 a.m.

My little girl, drive
Anywhere, Do what you want,
I don't care, Tonight...

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 10:27 a.m.

Heaven isn't too
Far away, closer to it
Ev'ry day-ay-ay

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 10:30 a.m.

Oh we're half way there
oh oh livin on a prayer
We'll make it I swear

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/06/03 at 10:31 a.m.

We might as well jump
For Hairspray is here and might
Finally shut us down :(

Subject: Re: Haiku 6

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 10:33 a.m.

Who can it be now?
I said Who can it Be now?
Who can it be now?