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Well little sis, if you didn't look so old!!!  ;)
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Ok....now I am giving you the universal sign for.....oh, I think you know!

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Ok....now I am giving you the universal sign for.....oh, I think you know!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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I am sure you can hitch a ride with all the Aussies when they come on and figure their transportation! :D
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I'm sure you can squeeze in with me, Karen.  Do you mind company on the trip ?

I'll see if I can get Dooley to agree to come along, We would both appreciate a break from the heatwave and bushfires.... ;)

I'll certainly be there - wouldn't miss it  :D

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Is everyone invited? Even little penguins with less than 500 posts? If so...who's bringing the karaoke machine? I have a feeling there could be some really good parodies, that is unless there is already a band booked... :)
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I wouldn't mind regaling you with some parodies if you brought a karaoke machine ;D

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He can just grab a special virtual flight, say: 'the MB virtual Christmas party in Indianapolis' and he will get there. Honest! It works!
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Is everyone invited? Even little penguins with less than 500 posts? If so...who's bringing the karaoke machine? I have a feeling there could be some really good parodies, that is unless there is already a band booked... :)
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Of course everyone is, shaz!  And the PA equipment I've brought should be able to accompany a night of karaoke, bands and DJing... :D  So get ready to get your groove on!

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This is to be a light hearted get together, yes? No battle?
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Right! Or I slip some happy dust in both your drinks! :P

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Right! Or I slip some happy dust in both your drinks! :P
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:-/ Define 'happy dust'
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Er.... eye of cone, crushed jart, rust of crowbar, stirred with an axe... ::)

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I will be happy to start the drinking games... ;) Quarters, anyone? Or maybe someone else has a better idea for games...?
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Well, it's gonna be a big hall -- how about 'Red Rover'? Hee hee! :D :D

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Well, it's gonna be a big hall -- how about 'Red Rover'? Hee hee! :D :D
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That sounds like fun!  Count me in!

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That sounds like fun!  Count me in!
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We need teams... I was always very good at Red Rover! I am small but deceptivley strong... ;)

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What's this Red Rover? Pulling a car up a hill, while tied to a dog?
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Poor Bobo! It probably doesn't get played in schools these days as "unsafe." You need to go dig out the old PPP thread "games you used to play" or something like that...

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And the PA equipment I've brought should be able to accompany a night of karaoke, bands and DJing... :D  So get ready to get your groove on!
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I'm ready!!!  :D

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Keg? Bah! Beer makes you fat...break out the CUERVO...let's do this RIGHT
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Agreed!  No need for beer.  How about some vodka?  ;D

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You don't know what Shandy is ?

Ahh it's most probably called Root Beer where you live.  It's like a really watered down lager with lemonade.  Alcohol content of about 0.05% hehe
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Dang, sounds like you can drink a whole keg without getting drunk!

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Dang, sounds like you can drink a whole keg without getting drunk!
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You can drink sheet loads of it and still not get drunk... it's something that you can give to little kids and they'll feel all macho as they are drinking "alcohol"

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You can drink sheet loads of it and still not get drunk... it's something that you can give to little kids and they'll feel all macho as they are drinking "alcohol"
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That's not for me then ;)  I plan to get royally sh*tfaced ;D

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That's not for me then ;)  I plan to get royally sh*tfaced ;D
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Okay, I can't wait to see this!!!  :P

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Okay, I can't wait to see this!!!  :P
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I second that! :)

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Y'all just wanna see me do my drunken pants-dance ;)
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ok now I am intrigued...

Quoting:but not as flamey ;)
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LMAO! :)

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I guess since Goldie will already be here.......she can ride with me!
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Hey!! I won't be that far away... can I get a ride too? I promise to sit quietly in the back seat with goldie and... nevermind!!  ;D

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Yes he is! Lester is very tall!!!
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You forgot bald!  :D

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Dare I even ask....? ::)
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Dare, dare!!

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Hey!! I won't be that far away... can I get a ride too? I promise to sit quietly in the back seat with goldie and... nevermind!!  ;DEnd Quote

I vote that we give Lester a ride!!  ;)

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You forgot bald!  :D
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And I like bald!!  ;D

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Hey! What's the party doing clear down at the bottom?

Now, anyone know where I can get a pair of 70s high waisted bell bottom jeans? They will look best with my black velvet coat...

The limo is booked and I will be picking up Jess and Alicia and Rice and then we will take off for the Rocky Mountain state and get Mark (no funny stuff in the limo you two!)

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I have a pair of bell-bottom tight faded jeans, and I can bring the LP's and turntable....don't worry Zella...I'll control myself until I have her alone!

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I have a pair of bell-bottom tight faded jeans, and I can bring the LP's and turntable....don't worry Zella...I'll control myself until I have her alone!
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But who says I'll control myself? ;D

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But who says I'll control myself? ;D
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The limo's gonna pull a Toonces with these two lovebirds bouncing around ;D

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The limo's gonna pull a Toonces with these two lovebirds bouncing around ;D
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We'll try to keep the bouncing around to a minimum... ;D

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Indy, can you rent us a mansion, with a nice ballroom, and a good stereo system?

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A good stereo system is do-able. The rest will be difficult since the Governor's mansion is being renovated. Maybe The Convention Center or the Indiana Roof might do it. :-/

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Dude, let's get the RCA Dome or the Conseco Fieldhouse ;D  I'm sure you can finagle something, Indy ;)

Quoting: Maybe The Convention Center or the Indiana Roof might do it. :-/

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Indy !  Please explain what the "Indiana Roof" is  ???

Ta

FB  :)

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I'm sure you can squeeze in with me, Karen.  Do you mind company on the trip ?

I'll see if I can get Dooley to agree to come along, We would both appreciate a break from the heatwave and bushfires.... ;)

I'll certainly be there - wouldn't miss it  :D
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oh! oh!  When are we leaving Fuss?  I loooove parties and being that my dream is to understand the term 'White Christmas'  I wouldn't miss this one!

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And if Mystery Woman should come, she must wear clothes!  (But she is free to doff her duds if she should get drunk.)

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Don,
You really are a grade A jerk.

Modified to take out what I really thought of your comments.  But I hope you saw what I wrote before I changed it.  

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Don,
You really are a grade A jerk.

Modified to take out what I really thought of your comments.  But I hope you saw what I wrote before I changed it.  

Here here cs! Don, you's a fool!!!

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It's hard to get in the mood with all this stuff going on....what say we go to our Private Room, my love :-*
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Right behind you, my darling.  :-*

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My apologies for getting OT in the thread.  :-Back to the holiday festivities, please!

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Don't worry about it...here, I'm buying the next round, because I'm extrememly happy and endlessly in love with my sweet lady...so...Party On ;)

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Don't worry about it...here, I'm buying the next round, because I'm extrememly happy and endlessly in love with my sweet lady...so...Party On ;)
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Thank you RnRF, I believe I will have another......oh Bartender!

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Don't worry about it...here, I'm buying the next round, because I'm extrememly happy and endlessly in love with my sweet lady...so...Party On ;)
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Thanks RNRF!  I suppose we'll have to continue drinking so we can keep living through Don's contiuous apologies for being a donkey.  
Drink up!!!

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Don't worry about it...here, I'm buying the next round, because I'm extrememly happy and endlessly in love with my sweet lady...so...Party On ;)
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Mmm, next round! I'd like one, please... whoops, said too much.

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Okay Bob....let's see some I.D.  ;D I need to leave some cash with RiceCube while me and my ladylove go have our own private party  ;)

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Okay Bob....let's see some I.D.  ;D I need to leave some cash with RiceCube while me and my ladylove go have our own private party  ;)
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Great, now I'm the party pimp ::)

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Okay Bob....let's see some I.D.  ;D I need to leave some cash with RiceCube while me and my ladylove go have our own private party  ;)
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Yeah, give Rice some cash for the drinks and let's go, Mark... ;D

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Great, now I'm the party pimp ::)
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You Da Man, Rice :)

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Got yo' hoes and b!tches here ;D
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::) I need a drink.....http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/ernaehrung/ernaehrung009.gif

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::) I need a drink.....http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/ernaehrung/ernaehrung009.gif
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Drink Me, Drink Me! I mean....here, have a drink :D

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Drink Me, Drink Me! I mean....here, have a drink :D
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Shhh! Not in public! ;D  :-*

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Shhh! Not in public! ;D  :-*
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What? I can't offer you a drink in public....right, like you and I've never done anything in public before...like on the airplane....in backseats of limo's....in the park....OH, I get it now! :D

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What am I, the bartender too?  Sheesh!  All this responsibility heaped onto me...I'm gonna need some help to tend to all the women and the booze, know what I mean?  ;D
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I'll make sure you're rewarded, Rice....I know most of the women here can't resist your charms, you serve them and I know they'll Serve you ;)

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What? I can't offer you a drink in public....right, like you and I've never done anything in public before...like on the airplane....in backseats of limo's....in the park....OH, I get it now! :D
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I swear it's not true! :D Well maybe once on the airplane, but everything else is a lie! ;D

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I swear it's not true! :D Well maybe once on the airplane, but everything else is a lie! ;D


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ONCE! It was at Least 5 times :D And I know that was you in the park!

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ONCE! It was at Least 5 times :D And I know that was you in the park!
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6 times, not 5! And I deny knowing anything about the park! ;D

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6 times, not 5! And I deny knowing anything about the park! ;D
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But remember the park...you Know how I love the park!

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I think you two SHOULD park :D
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Who says we haven't? ;D

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The plot thickens...hold on, I gotta get my "Best of Porn" soundtrack

just kidding, folks ;D
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Oohhh, can I borrow that?  ;D

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The plot thickens...hold on, I gotta get my "Best of Porn" soundtrack

just kidding, folks ;D
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bewoumm, chicka, bewoumm...I can almost hear it now!  "T.V. rapairman? but there's nothing wrong with the T.....OH!  I get it now"  :P

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Boy oh boy it's getting hot in here...
It's a virtual Christmas party, not a virtual orgy! ;)
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Sorry...here..pour have a drink on me ;)

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Sorry...here..pour have a drink on me ;)
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Where on you?

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I need another drink...::)
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Sex on the Beach?
Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?
Fuzzy Navel?
Bl****b?

;D

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Sex on the Beach?
Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?
Fuzzy Navel?
Bl****b?

;D
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I'll take the second one, please. ;D

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I'll take the second one, please. ;D
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Okay Jessica...let's hit the showers...there are walls in there, I'm in NO hurry and We have all night :P

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Okay Jessica...let's hit the showers...there are walls in there, I'm in NO hurry and We have all night :P
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Well I was talking about the drink, but what you're suggesting sounds even better. ;D I'll meet you there! :-*

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Well I was talking about the drink, but what you're suggesting sounds even better. ;D I'll meet you there! :-*
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Oh there can be plenty of drinking involved....and I don't neccessarily mean the water from the shower :D  Oh and Rice...it's not good day, it's GoodNight ;)

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I'll be day by the time you finish setting new seismic records ;)
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It's cool, Rice Cube....have a great time and just anounce to all that Mark

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Looks like I missed all the action!  Someone buy me & my friend a drink?
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Virtual Party Bartender, at your service ;)  You may choose from the list I provided Jessica a few posts above :D

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Looks like I missed the best part of the party.  :-/
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No way Indy, things are just starting to warm up...to quote an old Laugh In catchword...it's going to be "Veddy Interestinng". :) Ok, bartender, set up some kamikaze shots for us....

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Aye, madam.  Mad shots, coming right up ;D
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Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!Weeheee...or as most ppl say here in Whoville...."Yeeehhawww"...er...ew...that didn't sound right. ;)

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Food people, food. You're all drinking like sailors with nothing in your stomachs. Since I'll be cooking all day for a non-virtual party I'll bring the food.

Hummus/jalapeno dip, warm spinich dip, cheese fondue. All with the appropriate crackers, french bread pieces, veggies for dipping.
A tray of carrots, red and orange bell peppers, celery, Zydeco green beans, green onions and dressing.
Cheeses galore-spicy, mild, port wine cheddar, etc.
We have a lovely green salad with pecans, feta, and tart green apples topped with Campagne dressing.
Cucumber, onion and sour cream salad.
Cajun chicken fire sticks with a cool cucumber dipping sauce.
Tangy ginger beef sticks.
Chocalate rum cake.
Macadamia nut brittle cheesecake.
Chocolate fondue.
And any type of drink you might desire.

Will this menu work for you all? :D

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Yum!  Thanks, TM!  Sounds awesome!  :D

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Food people, food. You're all drinking like sailors with nothing in your stomachs. Since I'll be cooking all day for a non-virtual party I'll bring the food.

Hummus/jalapeno dip, warm spinich dip, cheese fondue. All with the appropriate crackers, french bread pieces, veggies for dipping.
A tray of carrots, red and orange bell peppers, celery, Zydeco green beans, green onions and dressing.
Cheeses galore-spicy, mild, port wine cheddar, etc.
We have a lovely green salad with pecans, feta, and tart green apples topped with Campagne dressing.
Cucumber, onion and sour cream salad.
Cajun chicken fire sticks with a cool cucumber dipping sauce.
Tangy ginger beef sticks.
Chocalate rum cake.
Macadamia nut brittle cheesecake.
Chocolate fondue.
And any type of drink you might desire.

Will this menu work for you all? :D

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Sounds wonderful, TripsMom!!  :D

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And any type of drink you might desire.


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I'm the bartender, so I gots some booze, but if you want to bring your own, be my guest ;)  I'm amazed that in between juggling triplets and a hubby you actually have time to cook, impressive ;D

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Food people, food. You're all drinking like sailors with nothing in your stomachs. Since I'll be cooking all day for a non-virtual party I'll bring the food.

Hummus/jalapeno dip, warm spinich dip, cheese fondue. All with the appropriate crackers, french bread pieces, veggies for dipping.
A tray of carrots, red and orange bell peppers, celery, Zydeco green beans, green onions and dressing.
Cheeses galore-spicy, mild, port wine cheddar, etc.
We have a lovely green salad with pecans, feta, and tart green apples topped with Campagne dressing.
Cucumber, onion and sour cream salad.
Cajun chicken fire sticks with a cool cucumber dipping sauce.
Tangy ginger beef sticks.
Chocalate rum cake.
Macadamia nut brittle cheesecake.
Chocolate fondue.
And any type of drink you might desire.

Will this menu work for you all? :D

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Mmmm!  Sounds SO good that me and Jessica may just have to take a break from our Bed-In :D

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Mmmm!  Sounds SO good that me and Jessica may just have to take a break from our Bed-In :D
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Alright, alright, break it up you two...

As for the rest of you, go on, go about your business, nothing to see here...

Virtual Party Pimp is LAW!  ;D