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Subject: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/28/03 at 04:27 a.m.
An idea nicked from another board where it was nicked from another... and so on.
Some plagiarism to get us going:
Die Bard
Having failed to sop the theft of the royal eyebrows, Matthew Perry is transported to the new world. On the voyage he develops a German accent for the hell of it. Bruce Willis plays plantation guard John Mclane who's going to see his estranged pigmy wife in hope of reconcilliation, or at least getting his mango collection back. Matthew has other ideas for those mangoes, and a thrilling game of cat and mouse ensues on the top of a small hill.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Han.
The long-awaited (by geeks) ST-SW crossover film, made possible only by threatening Harrison Ford's family with fire.
Taxi Drivel
Paul Schrader mistakenly entrusts his script to the young Joel Schumacher.
H*A*S*H
Cheech and Chong's unproduced sequel to the Altman original.
The World is Hot Enough
Bond tackles global warming.
The Magnificent Semen
'nuff said.
Phil
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Zella on 01/28/03 at 06:40 p.m.
Furgo
An over-extended car saleman tries to extract money from his father in-law by having bandits kidnap the prize family cat...
Predatoe
Schwartzenegger battles a Giant Phalange in the jungles of South America...
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/28/03 at 06:43 p.m.
A nun tries to keep her love affair with a bull a secret from the Convent in:
Angus Of God (Probably not what you were looking for, but I only changed one letter. I just switched 2 others.)
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Dude on 01/29/03 at 02:33 a.m.
Oh Brother Where Fart Thou?
George Clooney's nosey sister wants too much information about a family member.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/29/03 at 02:49 a.m.
M*A*T*H
A group of medicos teach Koreans how to add up
The Bards
A flock of rampaging poets terrorise Tippi Hedren and a small community...
PAWS
Submerged kittens terrorise Amity, and preferably scratch Roy Scheider to death !
King Bong
A Gorilla hits the wildwood weed ! Cheech Marin stars in the role of the Gorilla
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 04:49 a.m.
Some from Malt Disney:
The Lion Kink
Simba starts singing "You really got me"
Snow Shite and the Seven Dwarves
The little people get into trouble for selling bad coke
Bumbo
...the limp-wristed elephant
Phil
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: scaryfast on 01/29/03 at 04:54 a.m.
The fat and the furious Rise and fall of Kelly Osbourne as a rock star.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/29/03 at 05:00 a.m.
Don Ryan's Express
Arthouse film about an ordinary guy commuting to work - it bombed big time
Planet Of The Apus
Charlton Heston finds himself stuck in a strange world ruled by Shopkeepers
The Mild One
Story about a guy who accepts everything without question
Tome Raider
Lara Croft breaks into the book repository
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 05:22 a.m.
..or even:
Comb Raider
Ms Jolie's hairstylist strikes back
Womb Raider
Film made by the pro-life movement about abortion
Bomb Raider
..'nuff said
Phil
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Dude on 01/29/03 at 08:18 a.m.
Silence Of The Clams
Jodie Foster goes wacko while pursuing Dr. Lecter and starts hearing her seafood dinner screaming at her.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Machiabelly on 01/29/03 at 08:59 a.m.
The McMuffin
A man follows a trail of false clues on the way to his pre-processed breakfast.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/29/03 at 09:11 a.m.
Good Will Bunting
Will uses his mathematic skills in the game of baseball, quickly figuring out the timing of each pitch and how to connect successfully with the bat...
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: ChrisSquire on 01/29/03 at 09:16 a.m.
Big Voice
The story of a small woman who can sound like a big yorkshire man.
Live and eat pie]
James Bond fights an enormous arch criminal somehow connected to spectre who intends to kill most of a small countries cows to make one big motherfucking beef pie!
Cocky
I would b v surprised if u didn't gewt this one, its a porn version of Rocky obviously.
Episode 6 Revenge of the Ewoks
The teddies show their fangs and over run the empire!
Interview with a Dinnerlady
Always wanted to know the truth about whether your dinnerlady really is immortal and unholy? This gothic horror goes into graphic detail.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/03 at 09:21 a.m.
Silence of the lamps
It's quiet when you turn the lights out...
Die Hand
The Addams family turn on their smallest member
Phil
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/29/03 at 09:23 a.m.
Thighs Wide Shut
A wayward Hooker has trouble making the decision whether to please her clients or not ::)
sorry I changed a word...but at least it rhymes with eyes!
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/29/03 at 09:23 a.m.
The Hand That Rocks The Dreidel :D
Pain Man -- about an autistic masochist
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/29/03 at 09:40 a.m.
Natural Born Millers--the history behind the miller brewing company, or a story about people who make their own flour
Ferris Bueller's Lay Off--Ferris as an adult gets laid off and decides to go into the city, while trying to avoid the unemployment police.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/29/03 at 11:05 a.m.
Fatman
The Caped Crusader gains a lot of weight…
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Wicked Lester on 01/29/03 at 11:12 a.m.
South Narc: The Movie
Cartman goes undercover to bust a drug ring!
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: shazzaah on 01/29/03 at 11:34 a.m.
Lord of the Rinds(Fellowship of the Melon): Our trusty fellowship must guard the melon and keep it from the hands of the Dark Lord.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/29/03 at 01:54 p.m.
Witless
Harrison Ford goes crazy in Amish country.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/29/03 at 07:21 p.m.
Quoting:
Fatman
The Caped Crusader gains a lot of weight…
End Quote
LOL ! If you were referring to Adam West in the TV series, you were already too late ! ;D
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/29/03 at 08:01 p.m.
Legal Beagles--Snoopy and the gang go to law school
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/29/03 at 08:12 p.m.
Hootiers
About an all girls' basketball team starring Dolly Parton, Anna Nicole Smith, Pamela Anderson, and Jennifer "Watson's Girl" Eichler.
The Tin Red Line
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and her pals at World War II.
Regarding Hairy
Harrison Ford plays a shooting victim who's hygiene takes a turn for the worst.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/30/03 at 04:11 a.m.
Stag Wars / Stag Trek
Nature documentaries about rutting deer and their migration, with Moose Skywalker and Jean-Elk Picard
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/30/03 at 06:07 a.m.
Shot Boat
Howard Keel and Kathryn Grayson are unexpectedly ambushed in this musical with a difference
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/30/03 at 06:34 a.m.
Dung
"He who controls the poop, controls the universe!"
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/30/03 at 06:51 a.m.
Blubber
The sequel to the Robin Williams movie starring Marlon Brando
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Zella on 01/30/03 at 06:58 a.m.
Lord of the Fries
Young English schoolboys are stranded for a month at the London McDonalds...
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/30/03 at 07:39 a.m.
Mr. T & the Women
After the cancellation of the A-Team, Mr. T's idealist life begins to fall apart. Penniless, he dials 1-800-Collect to phone his mama...
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Wicked Lester on 01/30/03 at 02:39 p.m.
The Big Sheep
Bogey finds true love with Dolly the cloned sheep. :-X
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/30/03 at 09:39 p.m.
Magnum Farce
The funniest Dirty Harry picture of all time!
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 06:51 a.m.
Cattle Of Britain
Incredibly boring 1940's British Ministry of Agriculture instructional film regarding the perils of Foot and Mouth disease....
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/31/03 at 07:42 a.m.
:-)
Cattleship Potemkin
The forced repatriation of thousands of cows
Cattlestar Galactica
Holy cow! A bovine spaceship
Phil
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 09:57 a.m.
Bug
The sequel to Big, Josh Baskin goes to a Chinese restaurant and at the end of the meal opens the fortune cookie and finds the words "You will wake up with more, and by the way, that wasn't chicken." The next morning Josh wakes up to find out he's transformed into a 6-foot-tall, 6-legged beetle (played by Tom Hanks). He goes back to the Toy company in the city and the President of the company likes the idea - a person transforming into a bug - and he uses Josh for Marketing Ads & such. Meanwhile, Josh and Billy are trying to locate the fortune cookie manufacturer to try to find a fortune that will change him back. Susan is intrigued by Josh's extra appendages.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 08:24 p.m.
Mantasia
Disney Productions venture into the lucrative yet largely untapped 'porn movies for women' market....
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Wicked Lester on 01/31/03 at 09:26 p.m.
Fahrenehit 450
Montag's career as a Fireman is short lived when he just can't seem to get the knack of making books burn.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/01/03 at 05:28 a.m.
Hemp !
The fab four are chased across exotic locations by a Colombian drug cartel
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Ripp on 02/01/03 at 11:24 a.m.
Syliver!
A victorian bowl of Spit which discovers it's something much much better than Spit.
Lord of the Sings
A quest to find the singer (La La Laaa!)
The 10th Queendom
Another Version of the 10th kingdom, just more Girl power.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: princessofpop on 02/03/03 at 09:50 a.m.
The Flair Witch Project
Former wrestling superstar Rick Flair goes galavanting through the woods in a pair of tights and a flannel shirt in search of a witch for a little SMACKDOWN!
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/05/03 at 11:53 p.m.
A sheriff versus a man eating Mason jar in:
Jars.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Taoist on 02/06/03 at 06:59 a.m.
Great thread!
Gongs of New York
A percussive masterpiece!
Patch me if you can
Tom Hanks sets upon Leonardo DiCaprio's pants with a sewing kit.
Motel Recall
Arnie battles wicked hoteliers who hold the secret of free accomodation.
Spinal fantasy
Fully animated movie about the anatomy of vertebrates.
Baredevil
A freak childhood accident robs Matt Murdock of his sight, and his clothes....
Logan's bun
In a utopian society where no one is allowed to eat past 3 O'clock, a cop is trusted to track down those who seek to eat pastries..
Top Gin
Tom Cruise plays Maverick, a drunken 'bar pilot' who has to overcome his fear to drink the Ruskies under the table.
Contacts
Jodie foster employs a huge radio telescope to search for her missing lenses
lol...I could go on all day... ;D
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/25/03 at 04:43 p.m.
The Dull Monty
The most boring picture ever made about male strippers.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/25/03 at 07:54 p.m.
Shicago-A musical for dyslexics.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligary-A silent horror film about a Canadian that runs an asylum.
City Fights-Another silent classic. The halarious escapades of Charlie Chaplin's initiation into the Crips.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: princessofpop on 02/25/03 at 08:08 p.m.
Gays of New York - a modest film about some VERY happy joyous city folk!
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Jonman on 02/26/03 at 01:20 a.m.
How about Turban Cowboy?
A simple film about a huge bar in India where the patrons take turns riding a mechanical camel.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: shazzaah on 02/27/03 at 01:05 p.m.
"A Beautiful Mine"
The story of a schizophrenic miner, who sees what he thinks are secret messages in the walls of the Mine shafts....
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 01:18 p.m.
City Clickers
Billy Crystal and the gang go out into the range, in search of the lost remote controls, which have been hidden by Jack Palance.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/27/03 at 07:02 p.m.
The Right Club
Brad Pitt stars in this comedy involving a society of men bound to kill all lefties.
American Pig
A documentary about policemen in America.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/28/03 at 03:19 a.m.
American Die
OBL-funded film about Al Quaeda
American Lie
...the sequel
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: princessofpop on 03/01/03 at 07:08 a.m.
Top Gum - a documentary on the struggles of a former Air Force pilot named Sgt. Wrigley and his gum empire.
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: PF4Eva on 03/01/03 at 09:08 p.m.
King Alph
Alien ALF becomes the King of the World.
Halloween: HMO
Michael Myers and Laurie Storde/Keri Tate get health care from this organization
Hostbusters
Letterman, Leno, Conan, Kilborn, Donahue, Oprah, Alex Trebek, Regis, Pat Sajak, Bob Barker, etc., Beware. Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson bust hosts.
Grossroads
Lucy (Britney Spears) and her friends (Anson Mount, Taryn Manning, Cheech Marin, and Tommy Chong) goes to California to see her mother (Kim Cattrall) and to see the new Ren & Stimpy reunion, but Lucy's father (Dan Aykroyd) isn't pleased.
Amaseus
The dramatic story of lyrical prodigy Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Giesel, told from the perspective of his arch rival, JRR Tolkien. Starring Tom Hulce as Dr. Seuss, F. Murray Abraham as Tolkien, Jeffrey Jones as Sam-I-Am, Sean Connery as "Pop" from Hop on Pop, Roger Daltrey as The Grinch. Featuring the #1 hit song by an Austrian dude singing ni German, "Rock Me Dr. Seuss."
Subject: Re: Change one letter to make a whole new film
Written By: PF4Eva on 03/02/03 at 03:21 p.m.
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Drew Carey, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Greg Proops, Brad Sherwood, Kathy Greenwood, and Ryan Stiles star in the blockbuster improv motion picture based on their popular "Whose Line?" improv show.
Bryan's Song
Canadian rock star Bryan Adams (James Caan) writes and records a hit song, "Heaven," that is later butchered by DJ Sammy (Fred Durst).
My Big Rat Greek Wedding
The highly-anticipated to "Animal House." Starring Mike Myers as Bluto, and that guy from the Twisted Sister videos as Neidermeyer. Bluto gets married to Neidermeyer's sister (Mandy Moore), but it is interrupted by giant rodents.
Harriet the Shy
18-year-old Harriet M. Welsch (Michelle Trachtenberg) loses her social skills in this sequel to the 1996 Nickelodeon classic.
Eddie & the Bruisers
The story of the death of the lead singer (Tom Berenger) of the violent rock band, The Bruisers (Eminem, James Gandolfini, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer).