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Subject: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 07:11 p.m.
Welcome to the Land of Misfit Penguins. Please make yourself at home. In our land, there are no rules, no point, just fun. Sit back and enjoy the ride...
80s cheerleader, in her self-imposed exile, had finally found a place where she fit in. A place so wonderful, so free, where nothing mattered, except fun. She was lonely, though, and wished she had some friendly penguins to play with...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/03 at 07:32 p.m.
I'll play with you. What game are we playing?
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 07:47 p.m.
Anything goes in the land of misfit penguins.
Finally, 80s cheerleader found a playmate. She was happy :) Catwoman seemed like a fun penguin to have around...she hoped she would like to add to the story...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/03 at 07:53 p.m.
Uh oh. Are you going make me think at this time of day?
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:01 p.m.
Not if you don't want to. :) Please feel free to visit anytime, though. Everyone is welcome in the LMP. There is no judgement, no rules, just fun!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/03 at 08:05 p.m.
I guess no one else wants to play with us :'( That's ok. The two of us can have lots of fun together. Once they see how much fun we are having, then they will want to join in. Right?
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:08 p.m.
Right!
80s cheerleader and Catwoman were teaching each other some new tricks. Catwoman, who had cat style, was teaching the cheerleader how to pounce. Cheerleader, who had precise cheering technique, was teaching Catwoman how to bounce...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/03 at 08:15 p.m.
Believe it or not, Cat used to be a cheerleader, too (back in the dark ages). That is one more thing we have in common. ;) Also, I am so glad that there are no rules because I have the tendicy of messing them up. I did that on one of the board games and on one of the quizzes. I hate when I do that. So I guess I do belong here in the land of the misfit penguins with you my friend.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:20 p.m.
Catwoman is a pretty smart penguin. As there are no rules in this land, there is nothing to mess up. And, since we are all misfits, we cannot judge one another :) That's what's so nice about here.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/30/03 at 08:22 p.m.
Rice Cube waddled into this misfit penguin land, and saw the cheerleader and the cat, and said "hewo!" while waving his free flipper...for the other flipper was carrying a six-pack of Sam Adams Winter Lager :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 01/30/03 at 08:27 p.m.
Judge?
Stoned or sane, saith the Marshall
To deem is to stay impartial
Aloof, above, apart and blind
In silence will you justice find
http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/cool/cool030.gif
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:27 p.m.
Rice, being the nice penguin he is, offered to share with the other 2 penguins. 80s cheerleader thanked him, took one, did a toe touch, and presto, it morphed into a Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/03 at 08:27 p.m.
Cat waves to Rice and says, "Welcome, welcome." I would love to continue to play but this cat is old and needs her beauty rest. I will come back and play tomorrow. Good night to all the misfit penguins. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
(Exit, stage right)
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:29 p.m.
Another penguin who appears to be a poet joined in the festivities...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:30 p.m.
The cheerleader said goodnight to Catwoman, in true cheerleader fashion
"S-W-E-E-T D-R-E-A-M-S TO YOU OUR FRIEND!
YOU WILL BE MISSED, PLEASE COME AGAIN!"
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/30/03 at 08:34 p.m.
Knock Knock! I have a funny feeling I might belong here. Is this a place you can revisit childhood and do all the things you never did back then but wanted too, like give cheek to the teachers, and skinny dip, and play your music too loud. Unfortunately I'll never play my toy xylophone too loud again as Race Bannon smashed it with his d........ at the New Years Eve party. This sounds like a fun space.!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/30/03 at 08:37 p.m.
Anything you want! Anything you need!
Here, have a Mike's Hard Cranberry Drink! :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:39 p.m.
No need to knock, just come right in
As you can see, the fun's about to begin...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/30/03 at 08:40 p.m.
I've never heard of such a thing but I'll drink it anyway because I trust you.! ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 08:44 p.m.
HolyDooley has never heard of Mike's? Oh, you must try one! They're quite delicious :P
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/30/03 at 08:44 p.m.
Perhaps HolyDooley Penguin would like to introduce us to some of her favorite drinks? :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/30/03 at 08:54 p.m.
Oh gladly!! I'll trade you a Mikes for a XXXX. No good Queenslander drinks anything else!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/30/03 at 09:09 p.m.
HMMM. Sounds interesting. I've never heard of XXXX ??? I've heard of XX (aka Dos Equis). Is it a type of beer? If so, then I must decline.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 01/30/03 at 11:05 p.m.
But sadly, the Hobbit had to go to sleep...so he bid his Penguin friends adieu, for now ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Scaryfastmisfitpenguin on 01/31/03 at 01:14 a.m.
Quoting:
Judge?
Stoned or sane, saith the Marshall
To deem is to stay impartial
Aloof, above, apart and blind
In silence will you justice find
http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/cool/cool030.gif
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Aloof! Aloof! Aloof is on fire!!!! ;D
i haven't seen Sam Adams in almost 2 yrs, I miss Sam... :'(
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Bobo on 01/31/03 at 04:01 a.m.
May you welcome me to your strange exotic world? I'll swear I'll be good while I last.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 05:27 a.m.
Quoting:
HMMM. Sounds interesting. I've never heard of XXXX ??? I've heard of XX (aka Dos Equis). Is it a type of beer? If so, then I must decline.
End Quote
I will pop in occasionally ! I am a misfit from way back !
80s Cheerleader : XXXX (pronounced Fourex) is indeed a Beer. I too would decline. To introduce you to my favourite drink would be to say Coke :P
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/31/03 at 06:09 a.m.
Since the new version of this messageboard went online in 2001, I resisted the urge to register, but I did. And now more and more I feel like a misfit because the reason I came to the original 1980's messageboard in 1999 was to help people out and provide opinions. And that is what I like to do best.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 06:33 a.m.
I'll be popping in and out today...a lot of tasks on my "to-do" list... :-/
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 06:48 a.m.
"COME ALL, COME ONE
THIS THREAD IS JUST FOR FUN
NO JUDGEMENT, NO RULES
WE CAN ALL JUST ACT LIKE FOOLS
EVERYONE IS WELCOME HERE
WHETHER YOU DRINK COKE OR BEER
JUST REMEMBER, WE ALL ARE MISFITS,
WHETHER WE BE GENIUS OR DIMWITS
SIT BACK, RELAX, AND HAVE A GIGGLE
HERE IS WHERE WE PENGUINS WIGGLE!"
and with that, 80s cheerleader does a signature toetouch and rushes off to get the baby penguins ready for school...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/31/03 at 08:13 a.m.
Hey 80s_cheerleader, I may need some tips on flexibility...for you see, I have never been able to touch my toes...keeping my legs straight of course.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/03 at 08:16 a.m.
Oh little playmates, come out and play with me.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/31/03 at 08:20 a.m.
Quoting:
Oh little playmates, come out and play with me.
Cat
End Quote
I would but I must leave in a few minutes...but I'll be back later :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/03 at 08:24 a.m.
Quoting:
I would but I must leave in a few minutes...but I'll be back later :D
End Quote
Awwwww. I have to leave in about an hour myself.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 08:35 a.m.
The cheerleader would be in and out of the land today, for the penguin who was at school ate too much junk last night after his mom went to bed and got sick at school today. So the cheerleader loaded the 2 remaining baby penguins into her trusty penguin-mobile and set off to the school to pick him up. Once they returned home, she turned on their most favorite cartoon (Scooby Doo) and began her journey into laundry land.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/03 at 08:52 a.m.
Quoting:
The cheerleader would be in and out of the land today, for the penguin who was at school ate too much junk last night after his mom went to bed and got sick at school today. So the cheerleader loaded the 2 remaining baby penguins into her trusty penguin-mobile and set off to the school to pick him up. Once they returned home, she turned on their most favorite cartoon (Scooby Doo) and began her journey into laundry land.
End Quote
Sounds like so much fun. Cat has errands to run today. Duty always calls.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 08:59 a.m.
I did my errands last night, because I knew it was supposed to snow today. Today, I get to do laundry and clean the house before the emperor penguin comes home tonight and gets his flippers in a twist. :(
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 08:59 a.m.
Speaking of duty calls, I have to tend to a doody-call. ;D :(
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 09:01 a.m.
This penguin is free for a few moments as he is waiting for approval on presentations he needs to assemble (what else is new... ::))
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 09:24 a.m.
I bet DJ Midas has the golden touch when it comes to those presentations :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 09:27 a.m.
Quoting:
I bet DJ Midas has the golden touch when it comes to those presentations :)
End Quote
Thanks 80's. They do like my work around here... :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 09:43 a.m.
As much as we like your work around here? :-*
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 09:45 a.m.
I hope so. :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/31/03 at 10:39 a.m.
Why am I such a misfit?
I am not such a nitwit!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 11:16 a.m.
As I'm sure you can see, the Land is a wonderful place. We are all misfits in one way or another. In the land, everyone is equal. And, since there are no rules, there is noone to judge.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 01:58 p.m.
Hi, hi, and hi!!! I am a fellow misfit....
and gee, I welcome all silly stories, perversions, and all sorts of madcap tomfoolery!
I will play day and night,
I will play wilthout a fight,
I will play here and there,
I will play everywhere!
I will play in a box,
I will play with a fox,
I will play on a train,
I will play in the rain!
I will play with a mouse,
I will play with a mouse
Iwill play with green eggs and ham,
I will play with Sam-I-Am!
I will play with Indy, DJ and Don,
I will play with everyone!
So Thank You, Thank You, 80's Girl,
For creating a whole new world!
;D ;D ;D :D :D ;) ;) :-* :-*
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 02:01 p.m.
Like a machine gun you rhyme
Impressive is your keeping time
Perhaps you'd join me with some booze
While we switch away from news
And instead watch some old cartoons!
With Popeye and that stupid loon
Lots of games here, on demand!
This is such a lovely land :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 02:31 p.m.
I'd love to join you for a drink
But Non-alcoholic, I think
As I cannot drink the booze-
Crazy things from me will ooze.
I do hope that everyone
Will get back to the business of fun
As life in general is grim-
It's fun to laugh at a whim!
As for the gripes about what penquins post-
They happen once a month at most.
Some peeps like to debate
Which is alright, without the hate.
Arguments come and go,
But I will be here, don't you know.
Because I'm with Z when I say
Ignore the posts, and they'll go away.
Sometimes tempers will rise,
But folks are good, in my eyes.
There will be complaints sometimes,
But those aren't the worst of crimes.
I don't care what folks say-
I am here to have fun, anyway!
I don't read all threads that are here-
If I did, I wouldn't pee for a year!
So select what what you read today,
And leave griping for a more imortant day.
For life is too short to let things like this
Turn your day completely amiss.
Have a good laugh on me, Ms. Whine,
Laughter is better, anytime!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 02:43 p.m.
I'm glad some new friends have found our land
Cuz' it is such a fun new land
I've said it before, I'll say it again
There are no rules, let the fun begin!
I'll take that back, there is 1 rule
And that is to never, ever be cruel
THe LMP is meant for happiness
Now let me spout some sappiness
I am glad I found so many good friends
I hope this thread never ends
And with that, 80s cheerleader does her signature toe touch and goes off to visit the land of neverending laundry, hoping to return later in the day...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/31/03 at 02:44 p.m.
Omigosh, B went nonstop
Almost made some sodapop
Come out my nose, wouldn't that be funny?
Glad you can make me LOL, honey! :-* :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 04:18 p.m.
Rice Cube comes in and cries "Good gravy!"
Rhyming like village people in the Navy!
The likes of which he has never seen
Rice wonders what could have started this lean
Into Seussian rhyme and silliness
But oh how it exudes much happiness!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 05:25 p.m.
And now.... here in the Land.....Of.....The.....Misfit.....Penquins..... (sounds to me like some crazy B-Movie.... ;))
I just want to wax poetic and become sappy myself...I am glad to know there ARE peeps out there with a sense of humor, and may they find their way here! Luife sure IS way too short for the bickers that have been going on, and if I want that kind of reality, I'll phone my mom, thanks! J/K- Mom is pretty cool, too! Anyhow, I don't want reality....I want FUN- and that is why I tend to stay away from some threads, and stay in the PBG's!. Gameage....it's all about gameage!
Keep the perversions and flirting and all the rest coming....I love it!
Do I remind you guys of Mrs. Roper from Three's Company? Always talking about my Lackanookie? I had a friend call me that...along with Mrs. Robinson for wanting to seduce young buns...I laughed my @ss off! A Dirty Old Lady....that's what I am! Although I do bathe daily, I am not that old, and the lady part is questionable....and I AM much cuter than either Mrs. Roper or Mrs. Robinson!!!!
Now I am done waxing poetic...and now I'm going to wax ,my bikini line in preps for the young buns!
Oh, Cabana Boy..... ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 05:28 p.m.
So Zella Penguin dragged Rice Cube Penguin into an old picture thread (for reasons unbeknownst to Rice) and Rice saw Banasy Penguin's pic and thought Banasy was hot to trot ;)
Rice wonders if Banasy has another daughter between the ages of 19-25 who is still single :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 05:39 p.m.
80s cheerleader was watching Wheel of Fortune with her littlest penguin and one of the toss ups was.....
EMPEROR PENGUIN! 80s got it right away.
But, she was wondering where the picture thread was so she could see everyone ???
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 01/31/03 at 05:45 p.m.
So the dagwood penguin joins in to ask "any more Mikes?" If not I will run to the store.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 05:48 p.m.
Rice Cube Penguin extends a flipper to his new penguin friends and shares his secret stash of Mike's Hard Lemonade :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 05:50 p.m.
Quoting:
So Zella Penguin dragged Rice Cube Penguin into an old picture thread (for reasons unbeknownst to Rice) and Rice saw Banasy Penguin's pic and thought Banasy was hot to trot ;)
Rice wonders if Banasy has another daughter between the ages of 19-25 who is still single :D
End Quote
Banasy Penquin thanks Rice Penquin for the compliment, and adds:
Banasy is still one very hot lady, thanks! Banasy will try to find a photo taken recently that shows her lithe, trim bod and glamorous face to max advantage! And no...Banasy does not have a daughter b'twix 19-25 that is single...her remaining daughter is only 8!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 05:52 p.m.
It seems poor Rice Cube Penguin will have to wait ;)
In the meantime, since Rice is no pedophile, he will travel to the nearby bookstore and pick up some Jane Austen books and put on the air of a smart, sensitive penguin so that he can attract other hot penguins his age...and maybe stop talking in the third person.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 01/31/03 at 05:54 p.m.
QueenAmenRa wandered in, certainly misfit since she had much more intelligent topics to discuss, although all of these penguins were ignorant of it. Nonetheless, she tried her best to go along with it:
Look at all these drunk penguins
Growing hair upon their chins
They snorted dope
They had no hope
Of being sober once again.
Now, Queen, she knows a place so grand
With people...sort of walking hand in hand
There's smarter drugs
And sexy thugs
O won't you sometimes visit MY Scot Land?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 05:56 p.m.
Yes, we are not amused! :P
I, myself, will be returning to "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish", which is required reading for us Misfit Penquins! I won't give away the ending, other than to say it is tasty! ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 05:59 p.m.
Rice Cube Penguin prefers "Horton Hears a Who" and "Green Eggs and Ham," which he thought Banasy Penguin was first quoting :)
Rice needs to stop speaking in the third person...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 06:09 p.m.
Shazzaah Penguin told Rice Cube Penguin that grocery stores and bookstores were great places to meet cute, intelligent single women ;)
Rice would welcome any more advice, considering his prospects encompass but a few waitresses in the restaurants he frequents :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 06:13 p.m.
I was, Rice, I was! However, I thought that the fishy story was better suited to us Misfit Penquins... ;)
Quoting:
QueenAmenRa wandered in, certainly misfit since she had much more intelligent topics to discuss, although all of these penguins were ignorant of it. Nonetheless, she tried her best to go along with it:
Look at all these drunk penguins
Growing hair upon their chins
They snorted dope
They had no hope
Of being sober once again.
Now, Queen, she knows a place so grand
With people...sort of walking hand in hand
There's smarter drugs
And sexy thugs
O won't you sometimes visit MY Scot Land?
End Quote
What a lovely invitation! I am so glad that you think so highly of us! However, in a word- NO. I am afraid that we are not refined enough for your royal :-X
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 01/31/03 at 06:18 p.m.
Now Queen is aware of the lines
Of the Seuss, this great man of Rhymes
But she chose not to talk
Of green ham and.......socks....? ::)
Yet board members still were unkind.
RESPECT, now, should Banasy show
For it seems that he doth not know
To whom he is speakin'
(He surely is tweakin'?)
Look! How his face-RED it doth glow! >:(
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 01/31/03 at 06:42 p.m.
Banasy's a Dude!?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 06:46 p.m.
Respect is earned, not automatic,
Because one thinks she's aristocratic.
My face is not red, not the result
That you want; try to insult
Someone else, if you can-
And be more observant,
I am not a man!
In this world we have fun-
We don't call people ignorant, not a one.
We are not drunks, nor are we low,
We simply do not care to follow
A thread that can make no-one happy,
So forgive us of we want to be sappy.
Not that I care if one likes it or not-
But I have to wonder;why is thee such a snot?
We are here to have fun, and if one can't-
Go back to the Mythical World of Rant!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/03 at 07:08 p.m.
Cat is back to play after a long, long, tiring day. :-/
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 07:18 p.m.
I am waving my flipper at you, Cat! Try to unwind and have a bit-o-fun! ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 07:20 p.m.
I too have had a tiring day, and it is onlt 12.30 in the afternoon... ::)
What happens in here ? :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 01/31/03 at 07:24 p.m.
Hi, honey! This is a thread where there are no rules, just have fun! Apparently, someone was not very pleased with the imput from some of the members on HER storyline, so 80's Cheerleader made this one up! It really is kinda a Seinfeld think...a thread about absolutly nothing! Good to see tyou here, baby! :-*
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 07:26 p.m.
Anything goes ?
Okay, I'm dancing the "electric boogaloo" in front of my PC as we speak !
BTW, hello Banasy, long time no see ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 07:39 p.m.
Rice Cube has returned from his toboggan commute home...did I miss anything? :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 07:39 p.m.
Welcome FussBudget, one of the funniest penguins I know. Welcome to the Land.
As we all only have flippers,
I cannot shake your hand.
Okay enough rhyming for the cheerleader. As Ms. Banasy so eloquently explained, pretty much anything goes in here, as long as it's in fun. If you want to write a story, go for it...if you want to tell a joke, that's allowed as well...if you want to make like Dr. Seuss (a most wonderful storyteller :)) noone will judge. As Outback Steakhouse says "No rules, just right!" ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 07:45 p.m.
Quoting:
Welcome FussBudget, one of the funniest penguins I know. Welcome to the Land.
As we all only have flippers,
I cannot shake your hand.
Okay enough rhyming for the cheerleader. As Ms. Banasy so eloquently explained, pretty much anything goes in here, as long as it's in fun. If you want to write a story, go for it...if you want to tell a joke, that's allowed as well...if you want to make like Dr. Seuss (a most wonderful storyteller :)) noone will judge. As Outback Steakhouse says "No rules, just right!" ;)
End Quote
As we don't have hands to shake
You will have to make do with something else hey ?
I hear you say "For Goodness' Sake"
Is this guy here to stay ?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 07:47 p.m.
I am glad to see you are here to post without having to look over your shoulders for the evil boss man at work :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 07:49 p.m.
The cheerleader, who is happy to see all her penguin friends, would like Fuss to stay. She is also quite pleased to see her friend Rice, whom she subtly referred to in one of her previous posts of the day. Unfortunately, she had to say goodbye for just a moment to put the baby penguin to bed.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/03 at 07:54 p.m.
Quoting:
I am glad to see you are here to post without having to look over your shoulders for the evil boss man at work :)
End Quote
Actually, I am very very lucky, it's an evil boss woman, and she is not evil either !
I work in an organisation that is 89% female, so the chances of having an evil boss woman are pretty high ! ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 07:58 p.m.
The cheerleader penguin had some advice for Rice...since you live in Berserkley, I would recommend going to another town. Maybe something that starts with Santa, as he is my hero. After all, how many jolly fat men do you know who live where we do?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/03 at 07:59 p.m.
My computer doesn't want me to play. Either it is way slow or it keeps booting me. :'( I'm really too tired to use my sledgehammer on it.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 08:01 p.m.
Poor Cat! :'( It is not just your computer. It is all of them. We understand that you're tired, though. After all, being a mixed breed of a bird and a cat must be hard ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/03 at 08:19 p.m.
Quoting:
Poor Cat! :'( It is not just your computer. It is all of them. We understand that you're tired, though. After all, being a mixed breed of a bird and a cat must be hard ;D
End Quote
Yeah, it is hard. I never know if I am supposed to chase myself.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/31/03 at 08:22 p.m.
Hmmm...Santa Rosa is just north of me, it's where Charles Schulz used to live...I could go there :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 01/31/03 at 08:33 p.m.
GOOD LORD I guess I just stuck my foot in my mouth!
Ok well sorry for PMSin on everybody
But right now I am quite bored........I'm so bored I'm watching Lady and the Tramp :-[ Yeah pretty pitiful huh
Once again, you are more than welcome to donate to my story.......Mystic is starting to come back......I'll be nice?..........
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ???
Besides, right at the moment there's not much of a game goin' here anyway....... :-/
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/31/03 at 09:36 p.m.
The cheerleader penguin accepted Queen AmenRa's apology, but had to apologize herself. You see, the cheerleader liked being in places where there were no rules, no point to anything. So she had to tell QAR that she was sorry, but she wouldn't probably be adding to the story. But, the cheerleader was tired so she decided the best thing to do would be to use her trusty portal to send her off to dreamland. She hoped the other penguins who wandered into the Land would have fun while she was away :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 01/31/03 at 09:52 p.m.
The Hobbit decided to go out to smoke some pipeweed and bowl with his friends, so he bid the Penguins adieu, and gave a shoutout to Kat Penguin and Shaz Penguin ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: shazzaah on 01/31/03 at 10:09 p.m.
Shaz Penguin heard a shoutout from a tricksey Hobbitses named SamRice...it sounded far away...but she followed it and found....hey! This looks like a fun place! No rules? Do whatever? Great!
:P I'll make a face.
;) I'll wink at my friends.
;D I'll grin a very toothy grin.
8) Then put my sunglasses on and...sit back and catch some rays. Nevermind that it is near midnight, and winter where I live right? I can do what I like and what I like right now is to catch some rays and drink a raspberry marguerita that a cabana boy is bringing me! :) ;) Ah...this is the thread for me.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/01/03 at 00:17 a.m.
Rice Cube returned, and found that most of his friends were asleep...so he entertained himself in the only way he knew how...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: scaryfast on 02/01/03 at 02:55 a.m.
Honk!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Bobo on 02/01/03 at 04:16 a.m.
Squeak. I am normal. Squeak. Boing Boing Boing. Honk.
>walks away imitating chickens<
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 02/01/03 at 07:37 a.m.
Dagwood popped in for a quick moment before she went to the store. Can't let our little corner of the world drop to page 2, now can we? :D While I am at the store anyone need anything?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/01/03 at 11:27 a.m.
Rice Cube and Indy Gent waxed poetic about missing penguins the former had never met. Obviously, Mystery Penguin was on the top of everyone's minds. But IG was more preoccupied with penguins he might have caused to leave our beloved land. Natalie, who called IG "The Greatest Christian" before she read the alleged "funniest joke" he called "pretty LOL". She hasn't been seen since. Or Island Penguin, formerly Shannon, who only talked with the lady penguins. One penguin that we truly avoided was the pseudo-colored, computer hacking Azzer penguin.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/01/03 at 11:56 a.m.
The cheerleader penguin, who has a strange sense of humor, wondered about this funniest joke ??? Would her new friend Indy Gent tell her it? Would she also think it was pretty LOL? Would he at least tell her where to find it? Stay tuned for the next LMP...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 02/01/03 at 12:07 a.m.
OK...back from the store. Brought chips, dip and soda for all.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/01/03 at 12:16 a.m.
***The theme from "Soap" is heard...***
Hey, fellow misfits!
How is everybody today?
Indy, I hardly think that you caused Natalie to go away...I know that it was something else not at all related to you-and trust me when I say what she did was NOT very Christian-like!
No, I am not telling! But, however, this girl would love to hear the joke too...I always LOVE a good snicker!
I can't stay very long, unfortunatly- I have to go grocery shopping, as I did not do it last night-and I didn't grab Dagwood fast enough this morning!
But, I will leave you with a song-paraphrased from the Stooges 3-
I'm a misfit, tried and true,
And I will make a face for you! :P :-X ;) :-*
Here is another one that I heard once in a Stooges skit-Curly said it, and I never heard or saw this episode again-
"If at first you don't succeed,
"Keep on sucking 'til you do succeed!"
Now, I wonder why they would cut that? ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/01/03 at 12:39 a.m.
Thanks, my fellow Hoosier penguin for the kind words. :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 02/01/03 at 12:47 a.m.
Quoting:
I can't stay very long, unfortunatly- I have to go grocery shopping, as I did not do it last night-and I didn't grab Dagwood fast enough this morning!
End Quote
Sorry...I like to go pretty early to beat the crowds.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/01/03 at 01:12 p.m.
The cat is back and more awake than she has been all week. I couldn't believe I slept until 9:30 this morning. Must have needed it. I'm ready to play now.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/01/03 at 04:09 p.m.
Well, Crazy Penguin lusted after Mystery Penguin. Or so it seemed. Actually, Crazy Penguin pretended to lust after Mystery Penguin. You see, Mystery Penguin loved to flirt with all the male penguins, and it seems that Crazy Penguin thought Mystery Penguin had singled him out. All Crazy Penguin wanted to do was to get Mystery Penguin's attention. You see, Crazy Penguin wanted to show Mystery Penguin once and for all what he looked like, so Mystery Penguin would leave him alone. In fact, Crazy Penguin wanted to meet Mystery Penguin, but there was a huge physical distance between them, and if Crazy Penguin went to meet Mystery Penguin, he feared that she would not be as she seemed. Crazy Penguin believes that Mystery Penguin is really a wonderful lady penguin.
Natalie Penguin had a fiancé and probably married him. She posted something here in southernspitfirepenguin's cat thread which Hairspray Penguin did not like and was deleted.
Crazy Penguin wishes that 80'scheerleader Penguin was single because she is a wonderful, caring lady penguin. However, Crazy Penguin does not believe in wrecking marriages as 80'scheerleader Penguin is a married lady.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/01/03 at 04:37 p.m.
So Natalie Penguin is not a cat fan. :-/
Quoting:
Natalie Penguin had a fiancé and probably married him. She posted something here in southernspitfirepenguin's cat thread which Hairspray Penguin did not like and was deleted.
End Quote
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/01/03 at 05:16 p.m.
Poor Crazy Penguin. Cat wishes he can find a lady penguin of his own. :-*
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/01/03 at 05:37 p.m.
Quoting:
So Natalie Penguin is not a cat fan. :-/
End Quote
Well, if you remember, it was about declawing cats, and Natalie likened it to neutering a male cat, and she used an inappropriate word, so Hairspray deleted the post. (Natalie was not deleted, her post was.)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: shazzaah on 02/01/03 at 05:45 p.m.
Shaz penguin woke up from her very long, marguerita induced nap and said "Hello!" to all of her fellow misfit penguins.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/01/03 at 06:02 p.m.
And all the other misfit penguins responded with "Shazzaah! Long time, no see!"
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/01/03 at 08:18 p.m.
Quoting:
Crazy Penguin wishes that 80'scheerleader Penguin was single because she is a wonderful, caring lady penguin. However, Crazy Penguin does not believe in wrecking marriages as 80'scheerleader Penguin is a married lady.
End Quote
The cheerleader penguin was flattered by the kindness of Crazy Penguin. But, he was right, she was happily married, with 3 little penguins to take care of. She hoped that one day, too, Crazy Penguin would find a nice penguin to settle down with. :-*
She also hoped that Shazzaah penguin enjoyed the margaritas that aided in her slumber. She wished that she could have some, but, as she had a headache, she had taken some medicine and new from experience that drinking with this particular medicine was a BAAAAAD idea.
Earlier in the evening, she and her penguin brood went out to dinner at Outback Steakhouse and she wondered what FussBudget Penguin would think of it. According to another Aussie friend of Cheerleader Penguin, pretty much nothing there is authentic. However, the food was good and she ate so much she did not have room for dessert. Maybe one day, she would learn to not order so much so she can eat her way into Cinnamon Oblivion, which is her favorite dessert there ;)
Cheerleader penguin's medicine was starting to kick in so she decided to head off to bed. She said Goodnight to all her friends, and with a signature toe touch, headed of to dreamland...hoping to return to play tomorrow ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/01/03 at 08:39 p.m.
Announcement:
After a grueling, weeks long ordeal, 80s cheerleader has hereby established the fact that she is the smartest person on this board. At least to my satisfaction, and I trust she has earned the respect of her worthy opponents as well.
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Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/01/03 at 09:18 p.m.
Quoting:
Announcement:
After a grueling, weeks long ordeal, 80s cheerleader has hereby established the fact that she is the smartest person on this board. At least to my satisfaction, and I trust she has earned the respect of her worthy opponents as well.
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/cool/cool030.gif
End Quote
And Rice Cube Penguin bowed down before the awesome omniscient being that is the 80s cheerleader... :D :-*
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: shazzaah on 02/01/03 at 09:47 p.m.
Shazzpenguin would like to add that she is definitely impressed with the Cheerleader Penguin in her recent victory in the Battle of the Sexes, and thanks her for making this relaxing and fun place.
;D ;) :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/01/03 at 10:23 p.m.
80s cheerleader would like to thank her friends for such praise. She had an unfair advantage in the BOS quiz, though. And, she was trying to be nicer and stay away from certain topics, that's why she found the Land :) She had made some nice new friends and wanted everyone to be happy, as cheerleaders are known to be ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/01/03 at 11:19 p.m.
Indy Penguin could use some cheering up now. How about cheerleader penguin giving us the old college spirit? ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/01/03 at 11:34 p.m.
well, 80s cheerleader wasn't a cheerleader in college because her college had no cheerleaders :( But, she offered Indy Penguin a signature toe touch from her high school days. :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 02/02/03 at 07:19 a.m.
Just stopped by for a second before church. I would also like to give Cheerleader a pat on the back for thinking of this land. It is a wonderful place to be. :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/02/03 at 07:32 a.m.
Well, Crazy Don was hit upon by the head cheerleader of his 1970's junior school (and she's now the head of the Charleston, WV, ballet company!) and had a niece who was a 1990's cheerleader. (I do have a picture of her in her cheerleading uniform!)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/02/03 at 02:17 p.m.
80s won TWO quizzes? Criminy, she is good!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Ripp on 02/02/03 at 02:36 p.m.
Then suddenly Ripp Penguin came in for a visit. "the better the time the most fun you have," she said.
Noone looked round because her Saying wasnt making sense and she just jumped up.
"Yarrggh a bit of holly in my foot," Ripp yelled.
She sat down and played a board game called '80's_cheerleader to the rescue'...
:-X my lips are sealed about that one...
:o Dont get shocked I used 80's_cheerleader's name either...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 06:26 a.m.
Cheerleader penguin was happy to see a new friend. She had to wonder about this new board game, though...and keep the Land from being banished to the place not so lovingly known as Page 2. ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Ripp on 02/03/03 at 08:25 a.m.
Ripp penguin was :'( because she had bought the game from a shop...and Ripp penguin walked out of the land never to be seen again. :'( :'( :'( Ripp penguin got so :'( that she decided to run away as far away as she could.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Ripp on 02/03/03 at 08:28 a.m.
Ripp penguin joined again and threw the game onto a heap of other games she had played but weren't successful.
"Hey again. Give us a bit of a C...then A O...then another O...then an L...what do u get?" Ripp penguin yelled
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Sally_Skellington on 02/03/03 at 08:29 a.m.
Sally Skellington Penguin was :o to see Ripp Penguin so :-[ so she followed her to give her a big hug but she was SO :o that her seams unstitched and she fell to pieces and each piece turned into an individual portion of potato salad...
She hoped this selfless gesture would show Ripp how much she was loved and tempt her back into the Land of Misfit Penguins.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Ripp on 02/03/03 at 08:42 a.m.
Ripp penguin was so :) to have friends and wanted to play a game, but she had to find a game shop to buy her game from. Ripp penguin was :o to see all her money vanish from her hands! Ripp penguin ran back, so :'(. All that money was all she had. Ripp penguin :'(ed and :'(ed so much that she burst out with splutters of tears.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 08:58 a.m.
Cheerleader was flattered that there was a game named after her, but she wondered how to play. She decided to give Ripp penguin all the $$ she had so Ripp could buy a new game. After all, the cheerleader penguin didn't want to see anyone in LMP cry. Still, she couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't getting royalties from the game. "Oh well" she thought. I'll just practice my jumps...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 09:00 a.m.
Rice Cube Penguin thought the cheerleader's jumps were really hot and offered his special trampoline ;D
And still, Rice Cube Penguin wondered why he continued to speak in the third person ;D ::)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 09:03 a.m.
Cheerleader penguin wondered why Rice Cube penguin thought her jumps were so hot...until she realized that she forgot to put her skirt on...AGAIN! Darn, she hates when that happens. ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 09:05 a.m.
Rice Cube Penguin loves short skirts ;D Which is what the cheerleader was wearing now...along with strategically placed pom-poms ;)
*MRAOR!* :-*
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/03/03 at 09:11 a.m.
Of course Crazy Don Penguin had a thing for cheerleaders, as he knew one from junior high school in the 1970's, and he had a niece who was one in the 1990's, and he always watched for football highlights of her school's games to see if he could see her…
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 09:20 a.m.
While Cheerleader penguin was looking for her uniform, which she suspected Rice Penguin took in a panty raid-type initiation rite, she took a time out to watch "The People's Court" in anticipation for Steve Penguin's next YBTJ quiz. Cheerleader also offered Rice penguin her "Bring It On" DVD, to watch until she could get the Raelians to send him a cheerleader clone for his enjoyment ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 09:22 a.m.
Rice Cube Penguin offered his flipper to the cheerleader as a symbol of thanks for her friendship and sacrifice ;D :-*
Oh, and then he gave back all the panties he stole...since penguins don't really need panties ::)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 09:35 a.m.
Cheerleader penguin thanked Rice penguin for giving back her panties and couldn't help but think of the scene in 16 Candles. But, she couldn't help but wonder where her silk panties were...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 09:38 a.m.
Who's this? Oh my goodness...it's...
MARVIN GAYE PENGUIN!!!
And he's singing "Let's Get It On"....oh, and there's Barry White Penguin and Ray Charles Penguin! The Land of Misfit Penguins is about to get some SOUL!
;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Ripp on 02/03/03 at 09:41 a.m.
Ripp penguin bought a game called 'Les Miserables' and played it with everyone.
"You just pick a character and play them out! Soon we'll be having the battle, then we can Basically trash our pieces, but you have a little mending Machine that fixes it!"
Ripp penguin was happy to see everyone playing!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Ripp on 02/03/03 at 09:43 a.m.
Ripp penguin gave 80s_cheerleader the rest of the money. the game only cost $2.97 so there was plenty money left!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 10:23 a.m.
DJ Penguin arrives after a morning of cranking out work for his daytime occupation, Sales Assistant Penguin...
He lays down some backing beats to the soul singers' music....
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 10:25 a.m.
(The theme from Shaft plays in the background)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 11:03 a.m.
...Isaac Hayes Penguin arrives, but he looks a little like Chef Penguin...
He starts singing:
"Who is the man
That sings about sweet lovin' any chance he can?..." (Chef!)
Ya' Darn Right!
"Who is the man
That calls only one child....'children'?" (Chef!)
Can you dig it?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 11:17 a.m.
Unfortunately, Kenny has been killed :'( The penguins all mourn the passing of their little penguin friend.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/03 at 11:19 a.m.
Cat Penguin arrives and says hello to all her penguin friends.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/03/03 at 11:20 a.m.
Crazy Don Penguin was shocked :o and amused ;D that 80's cheerleader Penguin wore no panties while jumping on the trampoline! The girl somehow forgot her modesty! But Rice Cube Penguin blamed himself for stealing the poor girl's panties, which allowed for her to lose her modesty while jumping on the trampoline…
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 11:29 a.m.
While Crazy Don Penguin stood there shocked and amused, DJ Penguin started dancing with Cat Penguin and 80s_cheerleader Penguin, using the moves he saw on Will & Grace the other night...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 11:33 a.m.
Somehow, Cat, DJ & cheerleader started doing the electric slide, which is really quite difficult for penguins. Especially when listening to Isaac Hayes.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 11:38 a.m.
...but after Chef Penguin's set, Morris Day (who dresses like a penguin) and the Time went onstage to perform their funky jams.
Cat, cheerleader and DJ started doing "The Bird" to "The Bird," since it was a much easier dance, being penguins & all...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 11:43 a.m.
Thus, cheerleader penguin was very happy. You see, being a cheerleader, by nature, she loved to dance. She put back on her uniform, having been laundered by the Rice penguin, and had a great time!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/03 at 11:56 a.m.
Most penguins don't know this but Cat can really move. She studied dance for many years. Cat still has it! ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 12:01 a.m.
...80's_cheerleader proceeded to get onstage and jump off with a signature toe-touch, a la David Lee Roth...
DJ tried to follow suit but nearly ripped his jeans...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 12:04 a.m.
But, unlike DLR, she was still agile. She was quite impressed by the moves of Cat. But why is she chasing herself? And why does her portal keep closing for no reason? ::)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/03 at 12:11 a.m.
Cat tries to follow Cheer with the toe-touch move but unfortunately, she is not as limber as she used to be. But pulls it off (She will feel that tomorrow :-/)
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 12:15 a.m.
Hey Cat! How many beings do you know who would be able to touch 4 feet and 2 flippers? What a sight to see...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/03 at 12:33 a.m.
Hey, we are sooooo good! ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 12:36 a.m.
;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 12:40 a.m.
DJ took a break as he is a little out of shape, and watched the other penguins dance...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/03/03 at 12:44 a.m.
And Banasy Penguin stopped in for a while, wearing her rubber and neoprene suit with stilletto heels. She was a little tired to do anymore dancing, as she had just got off her trapeze, and her ankles hurt...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/03 at 12:45 a.m.
Cat has to leave :'((for now) but will be back. Keep on dancing.
Cat
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 12:47 a.m.
Quoting:
And Banasy Penguin stopped in for a while, wearing her rubber and neoprene suit with stilletto heels. She was a little tired to do anymore dancing, as she had just got off her trapeze, and her ankles hurt...
End Quote
:o
DJ Penguin was glad to see Banasy Penguin, and obliged to give her a foot rub. :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/03/03 at 12:51 a.m.
And Banasy Penquin showed her gratefulness to DJM Penquin, that hunk of burning manhood... ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 01:10 p.m.
...by giving him a private dance... :o ;D :-*
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 01:11 p.m.
While cheerleader penguin watched and learned...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 01:19 p.m.
DJM Penguin just sat back in his chair, amazed by what he saw...
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/traurig/traurig023.gif
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/03/03 at 01:58 p.m.
And Crazy Don Penguin wishes it were Banasy Penguin instead of 80's cheerleader Penguin who was bouncing around on that trampoline pantiless! ;D
(Crazy Don Penguin believes Banasy Penguin is more modest than she seems.)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/03/03 at 01:59 p.m.
Banasy Penquin doesn't wear panties! ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 02:13 p.m.
Cheerleader penguin wishes she knew how Banasy penguin could waddle in stillettos ???
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/03/03 at 03:07 p.m.
Banasy Penguin says with great care, and a lot of sass! That's what makes Banasy Penguins' waddle so wild! ;)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/03/03 at 05:44 p.m.
I can't believe anyone believes bonsaikittens.com
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 05:45 p.m.
Are they bonsai trees in the shape of kittycats? :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 05:49 p.m.
Nope, supposedly, kittens being grown inside bottles. If it's true, those are some sick puppies that do that!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/03/03 at 05:49 p.m.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com ::)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 05:51 p.m.
Oh, that's just wrong.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/03/03 at 05:53 p.m.
It's a gag site, folks. Been on the web for years. Looks real, ain't. On the 80s board someone in Please Help is passing around a petition... ::)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/03/03 at 06:06 p.m.
My gosh, what people will do for attention! Plainly, it isn't real... ::)
C'mon, Rice, I have a bridge to sell ya... ;D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/03/03 at 06:08 p.m.
Man, I still had a hairline when that site was born. It seems like the "petitions" have been going on almost as long
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 02/03/03 at 06:27 p.m.
Quoting:
It's a gag site, folks. Been on the web for years. Looks real, ain't. On the 80s board someone in Please Help is passing around a petition... ::)
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Dagwood penguin stops in for a quick moment after work before story time and says...WHAT! Are other penguins really that gullible?...Dagwood has to leave now and go visit the 80s board.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Banasy on 02/03/03 at 06:29 p.m.
Banasy Penguin has to stop there, also!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 08:39 p.m.
here comes cheerleader!!!
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Steve_H on 02/03/03 at 08:41 p.m.
Hmmm... the Please Help thread has disappeared from the 80's board...
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/03/03 at 08:41 p.m.
Hey there cheerleader ;)
I sure hope Kat and Shaz and the rest of the gang join us for some trampolining fun! :D
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: shazzaah on 02/03/03 at 08:43 p.m.
Shazpenguin walked in to the Land and asked, "What's this about trampolines?" :)
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/03/03 at 08:44 p.m.
And put Banasy Penguin on that trampoline too! She claims not to wear panties! ;D :o
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 09:04 p.m.
Quoting:
Shazpenguin walked in to the Land and asked, "What's this about trampolines?" :)
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The trampoline is our most favoritest plaything in the Land. Won't you come join us on it?
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: Dude on 02/04/03 at 03:08 a.m.
The Wise Ol' Hippie penguin (aka Dude) lands his virtual flying machine on the summit of Mt. Pleasentry (the highest point in LMP; hmmmmm, wonder why an Ol' Hippie penguin would pick the highest point in all the land), while all the other little penguins are snuggled, safe in whatever realm of dreamland each one goes to, to sleep. He looks east, then west, then north, then south, (he saves the best direction for last), and says to himself, "What a fine land these penguins have made for themselves. Would that some of the people in the "real world" could visit this land and experience the happiness and tranquility here, and implement it into their land." And, with that, Wise Ol' Hippie penguin scratches his chin in thought, nods his approval, and takes off, reluctently I might add, for the "real world" again, happy in knowing that if he needs a tranquil, peaceful, happy place to get away from anything, he has found the perfect destination.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: dagwood on 02/04/03 at 06:05 a.m.
Just stopped by on my way to work to leave coffee, juice, donuts and water (for those working hard on the trampoline) for everyone. Enjoy! :D I will see you folks later.
Subject: Re: The Land of Misfit Penguins
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/04/03 at 06:32 a.m.
MMMMM! Krispy Kremes!! Starbucks!! Dagwood is a most generous penguin!! Welcome Dude penguin, please visit anytime you need some fun.