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This is a topic from the Penguin Board Games forum on inthe00s.
Subject: Am I Right rewrite of LotR
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/06/03 at 04:31 p.m.
Keep adding on to the story and eventually we'll have a 3000 page trilogy!
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Chucko stood before the crowd gathered on a stump beneath the great oak tree. He took a drought from the Old Spoof's brew to collect his nerves. He took a breath and spoke to all the furry footed Hobbuins.
"Today I celebrate my a hundred and eleventh birthday!" this was recieved by tumultuous cheers. "Alas, eleventy-one years is hardly enough time to be among such admirable and clever Hobbuins!"
Again the crowd voiced their approval.
"I rated rated you half as high as I should like and I rated less than half of you half as well as you deserved."
Chucko smiled at his joke while the others were trying to make out whether it was a complement or not. They were beginning to wonder how long this was going to take before they could go back to writing parodies. Chucko had become noticibly more nervous as he reached into his pocket.
"I regret to announce that this is the end." said Chucko to a confused group of parodists. "I'm leaving now. Good bye."
And with that Chucko vanished... (continue the story!)