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Subject: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/09/03 at 06:11 a.m.
I figure Hairspray is gonna lock the previous limerick thread, so play with this one…
There once was a man from Havana
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/09/03 at 08:07 p.m.
who loved to write slogans on banners
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/10/03 at 04:56 a.m.
He would march up the road,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/10/03 at 04:59 a.m.
Whilst dodging cane toads........ ;D
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/10/03 at 05:04 a.m.
and peeling and eating bannaners!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/10/03 at 05:06 a.m.
There once was a lady named "Mary"....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/10/03 at 05:11 a.m.
whose idea of love was quite scary!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/10/03 at 05:13 a.m.
she'd sit shelling peas
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/10/03 at 05:15 a.m.
bent down on her knees.... :o
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/10/03 at 05:16 a.m.
To the delight of a young man named Larry!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/10/03 at 05:25 a.m.
One evening while darning my socks
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/10/03 at 05:25 a.m.
there was a young sailor at sea...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/10/03 at 05:37 a.m.
Quoting:
there was a young sailor at sea...
End Quote
who always had to go pee
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/10/03 at 05:40 a.m.
Though their was no bathroom.......
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/10/03 at 05:46 a.m.
he'd go in the back room
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/10/03 at 05:48 a.m.
Which made the floor quite slippery. (Slip-er-eee)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/10/03 at 06:31 a.m.
once during a big outdoor concert....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/10/03 at 07:23 a.m.
I found myself without a shirt ::)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/10/03 at 09:42 a.m.
I'd thrown it on-stage
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/10/03 at 10:16 a.m.
Whilst not acting my age
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/10/03 at 10:52 a.m.
I jumped off the stage and got hurt!
(Which is what I will be if Chucky kills this thread due to its duplication…)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/10/03 at 10:57 a.m.
While resting my head on the floor.....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/10/03 at 11:02 a.m.
I heard a loud cry at the door
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/10/03 at 11:06 a.m.
I thought it was a man........
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/10/03 at 11:14 a.m.
Maybe Ollie, or Stan
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/11/03 at 01:00 a.m.
yep it was Oliver wanting some more!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/11/03 at 01:02 a.m.
Jack and Jill in their haste....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/11/03 at 03:42 a.m.
forgot to use their toothpaste. :-X
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/11/03 at 05:11 a.m.
And that's why Jack fell down
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/11/03 at 05:45 a.m.
And tore Jill's nightgown
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/11/03 at 06:03 a.m.
To do so showed good taste !
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Feiticeira on 03/11/03 at 01:44 p.m.
There was a chap from Denmark
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/11/03 at 04:51 p.m.
Who just couldn't parallel park
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/11/03 at 09:16 p.m.
He would line up his goal
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/12/03 at 02:02 a.m.
then forward and back he would roll
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/12/03 at 04:24 a.m.
Quite often till well after dark
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 04:26 a.m.
Once, during a solar eclipse
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 04:30 a.m.
I chose to watch some video clips
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 04:32 a.m.
But my VCR broke
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 04:36 a.m.
Harsh words were then spoke
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 05:11 a.m.
And I smashed it to microchips
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 05:13 a.m.
Once there was a madman from Brighton
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 05:18 a.m.
Whose teeth needed whitened!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 05:19 a.m.
He brushed them with bleach
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 05:22 a.m.
As he sat on the beach
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 05:27 a.m.
Now he looks simply frightenin' !
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 05:45 a.m.
And started to feel his pants tighten! :o
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 05:46 a.m.
Quoting:
And started to feel his pants tighten! :o
End Quote
POP you limerick flouter !
You can't put 6 lines in a limerick solely for the purpose of putting some soft-core smut in it ! :D
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/12/03 at 05:59 a.m.
OK, why not start a new one:
There once was a princess who flouted
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:00 a.m.
And ran the risk of being 'outed' :-/
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 06:02 a.m.
When her smut was revealed
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:04 a.m.
Her membership was repealed...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 06:06 a.m.
But the princess just stripped bare and pouted :o
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:08 a.m.
There was a FussBudget that fainted !
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/12/03 at 06:29 a.m.
'Cus the KFC he ate was all tainted....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:31 a.m.
He ordered "Extra Grease"
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 06:31 a.m.
Quoting:
But the princess just stripped bare and pouted :o
End Quote
:o :o :o
And felt his pants crease!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/12/03 at 06:38 a.m.
Now into a corner he's been painted... ::)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:40 a.m.
One day in the house of Stevie Nicks
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 06:41 a.m.
I met a man named Bob Dicks.
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:42 a.m.
He was there to fix pipes
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/12/03 at 06:47 a.m.
While playing bagpipes
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 06:48 a.m.
He got them from Fleetwood, Micks !
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/12/03 at 07:01 a.m.
There once was a moribund ass
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 07:03 a.m.
Who lost his school bus pass
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 07:03 a.m.
So he hitched a ride...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/12/03 at 07:13 a.m.
Hoping for a bit on the side...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 07:14 a.m.
But he ended up being too crass. :-/
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/12/03 at 07:38 a.m.
There once was a tyrannosaurus
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 07:41 a.m.
Who was looking for a cat named, "Morris"
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/12/03 at 07:42 a.m.
He searched high and low
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/12/03 at 08:37 a.m.
Saying "Where did he go?"
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/12/03 at 08:47 a.m.
But Morris drove off in his Taurus... ::)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Shaz on 03/12/03 at 02:47 p.m.
There once was a waitress named Kate
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/12/03 at 02:51 p.m.
Who once tried to tempt her fate
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/13/03 at 02:30 a.m.
his name was Cyril
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/13/03 at 05:02 a.m.
And he looked like a squirrel
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/13/03 at 05:58 a.m.
What followed's too rude to relate
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/13/03 at 06:00 a.m.
There once was a fellow from Wheeling
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Speedo Boy on 03/13/03 at 06:00 a.m.
Who once had an awful feeling
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/13/03 at 06:01 a.m.
He found him a date
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Speedo Boy on 03/13/03 at 06:02 a.m.
His wife came home late
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/13/03 at 06:02 a.m.
And when she found out, he hit the ceiling!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/13/03 at 09:04 a.m.
I went round to tea at the vicar's
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/13/03 at 09:12 a.m.
I don't think the fog's ever been thicker
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/13/03 at 09:23 a.m.
I got lost on the way
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/13/03 at 09:25 a.m.
But it was okay
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/13/03 at 12:57 a.m.
If I made it I would've been sicker.
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/13/03 at 08:53 p.m.
A man with a lisp from New York,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/13/03 at 11:40 p.m.
couldn't get hith tongue around a fork
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/14/03 at 05:47 a.m.
He tried and he tried
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/14/03 at 05:49 a.m.
He hithed and he thpluttered - Damn. Beaten to the line again
To commit Thuithide
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 05:53 a.m.
but ended up quite out of thorthth :-/
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/14/03 at 05:59 a.m.
There once was a cube named Rice
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 06:02 a.m.
who confused himself with a block of ice
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/14/03 at 06:06 a.m.
But he felt quite a fool
'cause he wasn't that cool
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 06:22 a.m.
maybe I'm just a grain of rice
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/14/03 at 06:54 a.m.
There once was a little green leprechaun,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 06:56 a.m.
who sometimes wished he'd never been born
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/14/03 at 07:00 a.m.
He danced a fine jig,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/14/03 at 07:02 a.m.
With a cow and a pig
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/14/03 at 07:03 a.m.
Then they all rolled down the Mountains of Mourne
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 07:38 a.m.
this little piggy went to market....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/14/03 at 08:38 a.m.
this little piggy stayed at home
But he got bored, and said "Fark it"
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/14/03 at 08:40 a.m.
so he jumped in his car
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/14/03 at 08:54 a.m.
And travelled real far
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/14/03 at 09:03 a.m.
'Cause he hadn't worked out how to park it
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/14/03 at 09:12 a.m.
There once was a fellow from Logan
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Speedo Boy on 03/14/03 at 09:13 a.m.
Who lived in a fancy hogan
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/14/03 at 09:14 a.m.
So one day this fellow
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Speedo Boy on 03/14/03 at 09:15 a.m.
Went out, got something yellow
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/14/03 at 09:15 a.m.
And said to the others, "Here we go 'g'in!"
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/14/03 at 10:35 p.m.
Once upon a time we all had a vote
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 10:36 p.m.
to see who had the flashiest coat
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/14/03 at 10:47 p.m.
One was covered with sequins
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/14/03 at 10:47 p.m.
The type approved by penguins....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 10:55 p.m.
and one that was designed to float
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/14/03 at 11:09 p.m.
One sunny day at the bus stop
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/14/03 at 11:20 p.m.
There stood Princess of Pop
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/14/03 at 11:25 p.m.
A friend by her side ;D
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/14/03 at 11:28 p.m.
taking them along for the ride
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/14/03 at 11:39 p.m.
Headed for the music shop
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/15/03 at 04:48 a.m.
On a fine Autumn eve....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/15/03 at 05:12 a.m.
I went out for a stroll with Steve,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/15/03 at 05:27 a.m.
we stumbled upon Edwina
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/15/03 at 05:30 a.m.
But pretended we'd not seen her,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/15/03 at 05:31 a.m.
And then we met, but she had to leave!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/15/03 at 05:31 a.m.
so she ran off very peeved
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/15/03 at 05:43 a.m.
One day as I walked home from school,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/15/03 at 05:46 a.m.
I decided to stop by the pool
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/15/03 at 05:49 a.m.
There I threw off my kit,
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/15/03 at 06:12 a.m.
and into the water I flipped
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/16/03 at 00:27 a.m.
it was rather cool 8)
There once was a phony called Tony...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/16/03 at 00:38 a.m.
Who was often grumbly and moany
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/16/03 at 00:43 a.m.
he would always complain
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/16/03 at 01:05 a.m.
'Bout the sun and the rain
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/16/03 at 03:06 a.m.
He lived on abelone ::)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/16/03 at 03:08 a.m.
There once was a limerick unmetered...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/16/03 at 03:19 a.m.
And my dinner had to be reheated.... ::)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/16/03 at 03:38 a.m.
it was dry and tasteless
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/16/03 at 03:54 a.m.
and my dinner date was faceless...........(hey, you try rhyming with "tasteless)
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/16/03 at 04:01 a.m.
but you should've seen the waiter..ed
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/16/03 at 04:05 a.m.
There was an old man from Atlanta..........
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/16/03 at 04:08 a.m.
who loved to dress up as Santa
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/16/03 at 04:11 a.m.
He'd say, "Come here little girl.............."
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/16/03 at 04:25 a.m.
...have you been good for your Aunty Pearl?'
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/16/03 at 05:56 a.m.
But she found in her stocking a case of Mylanta!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/17/03 at 00:02 a.m.
There once was a Penguin Award Vote
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/17/03 at 00:38 a.m.
Where we all should wear our best coat
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Zella on 03/17/03 at 00:53 a.m.
With velvet and tails
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/17/03 at 01:16 a.m.
and painted fingernails
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Taoist on 03/17/03 at 02:57 a.m.
But don't invite the whales
Oops, my browser didnt show me the latest post correctly :(
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/17/03 at 05:54 a.m.
Taoist, you should have rhymed with "vote" and "coat"!
There once was a fellow from Welch
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Speedo Boy on 03/17/03 at 05:55 a.m.
Who felt an overwhelming need to belch
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/17/03 at 05:56 a.m.
But unlike Wyatt Earp
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Speedo Boy on 03/17/03 at 05:56 a.m.
He let go one big burp
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/17/03 at 05:56 a.m.
That no one was able to squelch!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/18/03 at 00:38 a.m.
back in the bad old days....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/18/03 at 00:51 a.m.
when people rolled in the hays
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/18/03 at 01:00 a.m.
there'd bin somethin' awfully bad
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/18/03 at 01:05 a.m.
about some off food they'd had...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/18/03 at 01:18 a.m.
so they changed their cookin' ways!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/18/03 at 01:24 a.m.
when the moon is in the seventh house...
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/18/03 at 03:49 a.m.
and it's the year of the mouse
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/18/03 at 05:49 a.m.
See the rampant vole
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/18/03 at 06:04 a.m.
Eating casserole
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/19/03 at 02:47 a.m.
wearing an embroidered blouse
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/19/03 at 02:48 a.m.
riding in my beautiful balloon....
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/19/03 at 02:54 a.m.
trying to get as high as the moon
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/19/03 at 02:57 a.m.
the darn thing caught in a tree
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/19/03 at 03:05 a.m.
and I shouted Oh Dear Me!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: mandamoo on 03/19/03 at 03:16 a.m.
and didn't get home until the next afternoon!
Subject: Re: New limerick thread!
Written By: Dude on 03/19/03 at 03:25 a.m.
There was an ol' sports fanatic...........
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/19/03 at 03:30 a.m.
who in the off season would panic
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Written By: Dude on 03/19/03 at 03:32 a.m.
He just wasn't happy.......
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/19/03 at 05:14 a.m.
Without the 'twang' of jock strappys, (Sorry - the best I could do :-/ )
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/19/03 at 05:16 a.m.
Which can sometimes be erratic!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 05:41 a.m.
There was a dish that ran away with a spoon....
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/19/03 at 05:48 a.m.
And they were to get married soon
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 05:51 a.m.
They couldn't give a fork...
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/19/03 at 05:58 a.m.
So the spoon popped the cork... :-/
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 06:06 a.m.
And boy, did that dish swoon ! ;D
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Written By: Zella on 03/19/03 at 06:27 a.m.
There once was a limerick so naughty
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 06:31 a.m.
It was written by those over forty
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Written By: Zella on 03/19/03 at 06:33 a.m.
To keep this tradition...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 06:40 a.m.
And come to fruition
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Written By: Zella on 03/19/03 at 06:43 a.m.
They had to imagine quite a lotty!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 06:46 a.m.
There once was a plate that was silly
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Written By: Zella on 03/19/03 at 06:55 a.m.
It came from Indooroopilly
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 06:57 a.m.
It refused to hold food...
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Written By: Zella on 03/19/03 at 06:59 a.m.
Because it was rude....
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/19/03 at 07:01 a.m.
So we rolled it down the hilly ::)
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/19/03 at 08:55 a.m.
Last night my neighbour said
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/19/03 at 09:04 a.m.
"Whatever happened to Fred?"
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/19/03 at 09:33 a.m.
I replied "He's gone"
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/19/03 at 10:34 a.m.
"But I saw him at dawn"
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/19/03 at 10:52 a.m.
"Just after he woke from the dead."
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/20/03 at 01:17 a.m.
In a galaxy far, far away...
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/20/03 at 01:48 a.m.
Lived an alien who wanted to stray,
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/20/03 at 02:40 a.m.
He climbed into a pod
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Written By: Dude on 03/20/03 at 03:27 a.m.
Then, he started to nod.
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/20/03 at 05:04 a.m.
And the whole shebang began to sway.....
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/20/03 at 05:27 a.m.
There was a young man from Japan
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/20/03 at 05:33 a.m.
Who was a bondage and discipline fan
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Written By: Taoist on 03/20/03 at 05:35 a.m.
He logged on to the net
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/20/03 at 05:41 a.m.
by non de plume, I'll bet
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/20/03 at 05:47 a.m.
on the prowl for his next victam :P
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Written By: Taoist on 03/20/03 at 05:49 a.m.
His buddies all think he's 'Suzanne' - Oops, too late
Whilst searching the web for a book
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/20/03 at 05:54 a.m.
I just had to take a look
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Written By: Taoist on 03/20/03 at 06:05 a.m.
On the Amazon web site
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/20/03 at 06:11 a.m.
Under the heading neophyte
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/20/03 at 07:14 a.m.
'cause I decided against being a sook
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/20/03 at 09:12 p.m.
On a mountain top deep in Nepal,
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/20/03 at 11:03 p.m.
I bumped into a Beatle named Paul
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/21/03 at 05:23 a.m.
The Maharishi was there...
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 05:26 a.m.
The smell of 'herbs' in the air,
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/21/03 at 05:30 a.m.
and some guy by the name of Saul
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/21/03 at 05:32 a.m.
In that case...
There once was a fellow named Saul
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 05:35 a.m.
Who'd just returned home from Nepal,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/21/03 at 05:37 a.m.
He'd disliked the food
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 05:42 a.m.
The burgers still moo-ed!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/21/03 at 05:53 a.m.
Ha !
Eat one and you're bound for a fall
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 06:44 a.m.
One day as I sailed down the Nile,
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/21/03 at 06:47 a.m.
I saw a great big crocodile
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Written By: Taoist on 03/21/03 at 06:48 a.m.
I watched a mummy float past with a smile - too slow
It had big sharp teeth
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/21/03 at 06:50 a.m.
And right underneath
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Written By: Taoist on 03/21/03 at 06:55 a.m.
A tail that looked quite versatile
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 07:06 a.m.
As I gazed at the Evening Star, Venus,
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Written By: Taoist on 03/21/03 at 07:10 a.m.
Whilst I took my suit down to the cleaners
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 07:13 a.m.
Made a wish on that star,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/21/03 at 07:17 a.m.
Hoped they could remove the tar
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 07:25 a.m.
Before any 'clean suit' inspectors had seen us.... :-/
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Written By: Dude on 03/21/03 at 07:30 a.m.
There was a little boy playing ball........
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Written By: Taoist on 03/21/03 at 07:32 a.m.
He was bouncing it off a stone wall
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 07:35 a.m.
The ball hit a duck.... ;D
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Written By: Taoist on 03/21/03 at 07:36 a.m.
And the boy shouted "darn" ;D
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/21/03 at 07:39 a.m.
And the duck took revenge on us all!
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/21/03 at 07:42 a.m.
one day when I kicked my toe...
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Written By: Shaz on 03/21/03 at 01:46 p.m.
and watched as the bruise did grow...
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/21/03 at 08:40 p.m.
I was sure it was broken
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/21/03 at 11:11 p.m.
Swear words were spoken.... >:(
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 01:02 a.m.
it was off to the hospital I go
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 01:04 a.m.
on the stroke of midnight....
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Written By: Dude on 03/22/03 at 03:45 a.m.
I was fast asleep last night.
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 04:11 a.m.
you were too tired to dream
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Written By: Dude on 03/22/03 at 04:27 a.m.
Though I slept well, it seems.
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 04:47 a.m.
Dude asleep was an angelic sight ! ;D
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 06:04 a.m.
when Mary was a little girl...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 06:11 a.m.
She loved the Seeker's "Georgy Girl"
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Written By: Zella on 03/22/03 at 06:14 a.m.
She played it non stop
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/22/03 at 06:15 a.m.
And went over the top
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 06:25 a.m.
until her head was in a whirl
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 06:29 a.m.
Once upon a time a big ship did sail
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 06:34 a.m.
across the sea perched atop a whale
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 06:40 a.m.
It's blowhole did spout...
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 06:45 a.m.
and everyone tipped out
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/22/03 at 06:46 a.m.
Including the former Skipper, Alan Hale. 8)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 06:52 a.m.
Once there was a professor
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 06:56 a.m.
Who got himself a word processor,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 07:01 a.m.
Her name was Maryanne !
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/22/03 at 07:02 a.m.
And she was really a big fan
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 07:03 a.m.
And she'd take down dictation if you press her!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 07:10 a.m.
Quoting:
And she'd take down dictation if you press her!
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Press her what, Dooley ?
That's a good trick :P
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 07:18 a.m.
;D
In the forests of darkest Peru,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 07:21 a.m.
Who should you see but mandamoo
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 07:24 a.m.
Still not yet forty,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 07:35 a.m.
Yet maybe a shorty ?
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 07:48 a.m.
But hey! Anythings fine in this zoo!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 07:57 a.m.
One day it didn't stop when it started to rain
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 05:29 p.m.
But started to stop when it started again,
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 08:42 p.m.
the town it did flood
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 10:00 p.m.
We ended up in mud
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/22/03 at 10:05 p.m.
Which caused a lot of heartbreak and pain!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 11:03 p.m.
One day a lump of hail hit me on the head
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 11:04 p.m.
it was with such force that it bled
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 11:08 p.m.
My blood was everywhere
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 11:19 p.m.
and we were in despair
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 11:28 p.m.
But in the end they simply locked me in the shed >:( :'(
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 11:34 p.m.
One day while the Queen was in the parlour......
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/22/03 at 11:38 p.m.
The king sneaked a go at her mascara,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 11:41 p.m.
Drew a fake beard
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/22/03 at 11:43 p.m.
then went a little weird
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/22/03 at 11:51 p.m.
Then called himself Barbara :o
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/23/03 at 00:32 a.m.
There once was a man from Brisbane
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/23/03 at 01:47 a.m.
Who was known for his kindness and wisdom,
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Written By: Dude on 03/23/03 at 01:54 a.m.
Though he had the masses fooled.......
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/23/03 at 01:56 a.m.
Over the board he still ruled,
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Written By: Dude on 03/23/03 at 01:59 a.m.
He always told the girls how he "missed 'em".
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/23/03 at 03:49 a.m.
One evening when all was quiet....
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Written By: HolyDooley on 03/23/03 at 04:33 a.m.
The Aussie girls decided to riot,
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/23/03 at 05:00 a.m.
we went hammer and tongs