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Subject: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/23/03 at 05:08 a.m.
Tonight we have a new limerick thread......
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/23/03 at 06:11 a.m.
Which we must do standing on our head
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/23/03 at 06:12 a.m.
I said 'that could be fun'
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/23/03 at 06:22 a.m.
Whilst chewing on a bun....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/23/03 at 06:30 a.m.
then promptly fell off the bed
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/24/03 at 05:08 a.m.
There was a boy named Larry
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/24/03 at 05:55 a.m.
Who was quite unusually hairy
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/24/03 at 06:06 a.m.
So he started to shave.....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/24/03 at 06:07 a.m.
'Cause he was quite brave…
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/24/03 at 06:09 a.m.
But still ended up looking scary! :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/24/03 at 06:25 a.m.
I have a friend named Brock...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/24/03 at 06:27 a.m.
Who was hanging out at the dock
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/24/03 at 10:27 a.m.
And though he didn't oughta
He tried to pass water
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 03/24/03 at 10:39 a.m.
And showed off his magnificent ****! :o
You were just waiting for that, weren'tcha? ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 01:10 a.m.
On a hot summer night........
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/25/03 at 01:22 a.m.
I recieved a dreadful fright,
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 01:33 a.m.
I did something naughty :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/25/03 at 03:27 a.m.
I hope I'm not caught - eee!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/25/03 at 03:49 a.m.
But it caused me so much deeeeelight!! :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/25/03 at 04:12 a.m.
Sitting here bored at work
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 03/25/03 at 04:39 a.m.
We all know the boss is a jerk
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/25/03 at 04:45 a.m.
The way he jangles his change
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 04:54 a.m.
and looks like he has mange
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/25/03 at 05:02 a.m.
And did you know his middle names Kirk?
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 05:06 a.m.
One day whilst smelling the roses
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 05:07 a.m.
And making unfortunate proses
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 05:09 a.m.
I did ponder why
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/25/03 at 05:11 a.m.
And looked to the sky
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 05:13 a.m.
then tripped over the hoses
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 05:26 a.m.
Once I spoke to Timothy Leary
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 03/25/03 at 05:28 a.m.
I said "You look quite weary"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 05:36 a.m.
He insulted my face
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/25/03 at 05:41 a.m.
So I sprayed him with Mace
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/25/03 at 05:43 a.m.
Which somehow made his breath smell beery!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 05:46 a.m.
Due to the unfortunate accident...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 05:50 a.m.
When Goreripper chocked on a breath mint....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 06:05 a.m.
he turned a deep blue
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 06:16 a.m.
And started to spew
(sorry :() :)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/25/03 at 06:20 a.m.
Which made poor Fuss Budget repent
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 06:26 a.m.
Once FussBudget did violently repent
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/25/03 at 06:30 a.m.
Oft Philbo crept into this thread...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 06:34 a.m.
Phil is a paradox.... :)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/25/03 at 06:40 a.m.
Quoting:
Phil is a paradox.... :)
End Quote
That doesn't rhyme with thread.... ???
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 06:50 a.m.
Quoting:
That doesn't rhyme with thread.... ???
End Quote
Hee hee ! Yours didn't rhyme with repent ! Look again Zeddy ! :D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/25/03 at 06:51 a.m.
Quoting:
That doesn't rhyme with thread.... ???
End Quote
I think FB added "Once FussBudget did violently repent" as the first in the new limerick... ok, so it doesn't make much sense, but (especially if you say the first line with a blocked nose):
Once FussBudget did violently repent
Oft Philbo crept into this thread...
Phil is a paradox
In red and green stripy socks
Who'd much prefer to be in bed
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 06:54 a.m.
Once upon a time Philbo rescued a thread ....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/25/03 at 06:57 a.m.
Before it was put to bed
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/25/03 at 06:59 a.m.
As an aside: I thought "once FussBudget did violently repent" was an accidental duplicate answer to the last limerick, so I was starting a new one with the Philbo line... ???
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 07:03 a.m.
Quoting:
As an aside: I thought "once FussBudget did violently repent" was an accidental duplicate answer to the last limerick, so I was starting a new one with the Philbo line... ???
End Quote
;D Tricked you ! It was a startof a new one based on Philbo's finishing line from the old one !
To continue
It was about to die out...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/25/03 at 07:06 a.m.
But don't you now pout....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/25/03 at 07:09 a.m.
But there's a vein throbbing in my forehead !
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/25/03 at 08:12 a.m.
A poor, confused lassie called Zella
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/25/03 at 08:42 a.m.
Misunderstood a post and caught hella :-/ ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/25/03 at 01:16 p.m.
She tried to "modify"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/25/03 at 11:39 p.m.
and couldn't understand why ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/26/03 at 05:17 a.m.
Maybe it was because of a misunderstanding fella!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/26/03 at 05:22 a.m.
One day in the middle of summer,
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 05:26 a.m.
I read Don's post (^^) and thought 'bummer' :(
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/26/03 at 05:31 a.m.
I'm not a bad bloke! (I say this pretending to be fuss of course)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 05:35 a.m.
It was only a joke !
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/26/03 at 05:36 a.m.
You'll be sorry when I tell my mamma!!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 05:41 a.m.
I tripped, I fell, I broke my nose...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/26/03 at 05:42 a.m.
While trying to put on panty hose
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/26/03 at 05:44 a.m.
I went to the doc.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 05:47 a.m.
I had to call the paramedic
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/26/03 at 05:57 a.m.
And that was the end of my woes.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/26/03 at 06:36 a.m.
When all that is left is gone.....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 06:39 a.m.
This thread keeps going, on and on...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/26/03 at 06:40 a.m.
I'm glad that it does
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/26/03 at 06:41 a.m.
Because, because... ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 06:50 a.m.
That was a good rhyme, my son.... ;D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/26/03 at 07:05 a.m.
There once was a man named Saddam....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 07:13 a.m.
Who was really an expensive Madame ! :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/26/03 at 07:16 a.m.
He told all his clients
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/26/03 at 07:18 a.m.
They all had such 'giants' :P
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo (out and about) on 03/26/03 at 03:06 p.m.
But it was quite probably spam
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/26/03 at 04:28 p.m.
There was a nut case called Osama.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/26/03 at 04:29 p.m.
Who rode into town on a llama
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/26/03 at 04:34 p.m.
Met a convoy of hummers.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Shaz on 03/26/03 at 06:45 p.m.
then he stammered "Bummers!"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/26/03 at 07:42 p.m.
And went crying home to his mama!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/27/03 at 00:16 a.m.
There was a young lad who liked cake...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/27/03 at 01:06 a.m.
A whole lot better than steak,
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/27/03 at 02:30 a.m.
he adored pink icing
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/27/03 at 02:37 a.m.
Was adept with his slicing.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/27/03 at 02:55 a.m.
yet had trouble staying awake
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/27/03 at 05:57 a.m.
In the wee small hours of morning,
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Shaz on 03/27/03 at 11:46 a.m.
George awoke from a warning;
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/27/03 at 01:07 p.m.
He heard a loud bell
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Princess_Ana on 03/27/03 at 05:49 p.m.
And so exclaimed "Hell,
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/27/03 at 08:34 p.m.
"I just dreamt that as President I'd been sworn in!"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/28/03 at 00:37 a.m.
Down in the deep dark well....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/28/03 at 05:47 a.m.
There was an old lady that fell
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 05:55 a.m.
Her legs they had been bound >:(
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/28/03 at 06:31 a.m.
her arms tied around
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 06:34 a.m.
All in all, she wasn't doing very well :(
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/28/03 at 06:35 a.m.
And now she is burning in HELL! :D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/28/03 at 06:40 a.m.
We all have a friend, name of Rice
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 06:45 a.m.
Who is so exceedingly nice :)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/28/03 at 06:53 a.m.
He has an anteater...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 06:56 a.m.
The like of which you can't beat-a ! :D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/28/03 at 07:00 a.m.
And sometimed he fed it flied lice.... ;D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 07:02 a.m.
There is a food I now will not eat....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/28/03 at 07:03 a.m.
And I know it's not some kind of meat...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 07:24 a.m.
You need to add water
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/28/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Just as you oughter
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/28/03 at 07:50 a.m.
and there's no need to reheat
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/28/03 at 07:41 p.m.
Once on a very hot day....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/28/03 at 07:43 p.m.
The penguins all came out to play
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/28/03 at 10:31 p.m.
they perspired a lot :P
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/28/03 at 10:35 p.m.
'Cause it was really hot
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/28/03 at 10:37 p.m.
but they wouldn't have it any other way :D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/29/03 at 03:17 a.m.
I'm starting a new limerick with this post.......
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 03:33 a.m.
'cause it might end up as toast
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 06:03 a.m.
Buttered on one side
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/29/03 at 06:03 a.m.
The other side fried
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 06:04 a.m.
and gobbled up by the host
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 06:06 a.m.
I once dropped my breakfast on the floor
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 06:08 a.m.
and watched as it slid out the door
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 06:14 a.m.
It slid up the street
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/29/03 at 06:18 a.m.
Right to the swap meet
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 06:20 a.m.
Where it purchased new china galore!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 06:23 a.m.
I once met a man named Who Flung Dung
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 06:31 a.m.
who had a pierced tongue :P
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/29/03 at 06:33 a.m.
He had trouble talking
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/29/03 at 06:33 a.m.
And also had trouble walking
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 06:38 a.m.
and could only use one lung
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 06:42 a.m.
This limerick has the right meter....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 06:47 a.m.
Even if I say peter heater ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 06:49 a.m.
Is that electric...?
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 06:53 a.m.
It's not eclectic !
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 06:58 a.m.
It's Rita the Eta Eater!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 06:59 a.m.
There once was a little blue smilie
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 07:00 a.m.
Quoting:
It's Rita the Eta Eater!
End Quote
I have a strong suspicion that is only gonna make sense to me, mandamoo ! :D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 07:01 a.m.
Quoting:
There once was a little blue smilie
End Quote
Who watched the movie "The Green Miley" ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 07:05 a.m.
it became a little edgy
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 07:06 a.m.
'Cus it had a 'wedgie'
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 07:09 a.m.
that was entrenched entirely!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 07:10 a.m.
Once my underwear was back to front... :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/29/03 at 07:17 a.m.
Right in the middle of a hunt
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 07:19 a.m.
It rode up with wear...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Till beyond repair
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 07:27 a.m.
When playing football I did "Punt" :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 07:28 a.m.
When time stood still.....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 08:11 a.m.
I blamed Jack And Jill
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 08:25 a.m.
'cause they were playing with the clock
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 08:30 a.m.
And I sat and stared in shock
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/29/03 at 08:31 a.m.
While they had their one big thrill!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 08:33 a.m.
My face gets dirty just walking around....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 08:35 a.m.
I need another pill to calm me down
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 08:46 a.m.
you messed about...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 08:53 a.m.
I caught you out
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 08:58 a.m.
Howzat! I found you bound :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 09:02 a.m.
Once I found myself tied to a tree....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 09:05 a.m.
Which all sounds very kinky...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/29/03 at 09:09 a.m.
It started to rain.... :(
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/29/03 at 09:14 a.m.
Then came a lightning chain!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/29/03 at 09:26 a.m.
And now I am charged electrically!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 07:08 p.m.
There was an old git with nits........
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/29/03 at 07:37 p.m.
And lots and lots of zits…
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/29/03 at 08:00 p.m.
he tried many lotions and potions
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: daddysgirl on 03/29/03 at 11:46 p.m.
Quoting:
And showed off his magnificent ****! :o
You were just waiting for that, weren'tcha? ::)
End Quote
and his **** was in motion!! ;)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/30/03 at 03:45 a.m.
There was a naughty daddys girl.....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/30/03 at 03:50 a.m.
Quoting:
There was a naughty daddys girl.....
End Quote
The last one didn't finish did it? Doesn't it need one more line? OK, here's my solution........I'll finish the last one and do the second line to Amanda's.
Just get out of the way when it spits. :o
Who thought she'd give partying a whirl.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/30/03 at 03:52 a.m.
oops sorry.... ::)
she enjoyed it so much
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/30/03 at 03:56 a.m.
Quoting:
oops sorry.... ::)
she enjoyed it so much
End Quote
No prob. ;)
But it started being a crutch. :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/30/03 at 04:01 a.m.
So she decided to give it the hurl
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/30/03 at 04:03 a.m.
Quoting:
So she decided to give it the hurl
End Quote
Good one. ;)
There was a hippie from the stix...........
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/30/03 at 04:07 a.m.
Who would dance about in the nicks :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/30/03 at 04:08 a.m.
He had some slick moves....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/30/03 at 04:16 a.m.
but some pretty odd grooves
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 03/30/03 at 04:19 a.m.
Lots of times, he'd end up in a fix. (Bet you thought I was going to use another word there, didn't ya?)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/30/03 at 04:30 a.m.
Ha!
One day while washing the car..
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/30/03 at 06:50 a.m.
I decided to go to a bar… :o
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/30/03 at 06:19 p.m.
So I did double-shots
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/31/03 at 01:40 a.m.
and ended up sloshed
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/31/03 at 04:13 p.m.
And then fell asleep on the tar.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/31/03 at 04:18 p.m.
One day while on my computer
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/31/03 at 05:04 p.m.
I found the website for Roto-Rooter
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/01/03 at 03:49 a.m.
I emailed an order
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/01/03 at 03:59 a.m.
From south of the border,
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/01/03 at 04:02 a.m.
And bought a contraption called "Mexican Pooter"!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/01/03 at 04:17 a.m.
As I was walking down the road....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/01/03 at 04:20 a.m.
I saw a land mine explode! (I gotta quit watching so much war coverage :-/)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/01/03 at 04:30 a.m.
It went ""kabooom""
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/01/03 at 04:47 a.m.
And then "zoom-zoom-zoom"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Shaz on 04/01/03 at 01:05 p.m.
Like a "Tour of Duty" episode.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/02/03 at 03:18 a.m.
Today when the rain was falling.....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/02/03 at 03:28 a.m.
She heard her true love calling.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/02/03 at 03:55 a.m.
He called 'I'm coming to the hills to see you!'
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/02/03 at 06:15 a.m.
And admire the view
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/02/03 at 07:21 a.m.
Even though her true love was stalling.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/02/03 at 08:03 a.m.
Though I've only just got out of prison
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/02/03 at 08:29 a.m.
It's that great jail cuisine I am missin'...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/02/03 at 10:52 a.m.
The plate's piled so high
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/02/03 at 12:16 a.m.
With mystery pie
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/03/03 at 02:43 a.m.
The knife hardly makes an incision
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/03/03 at 03:01 a.m.
This morning whilst lying in bed
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/03/03 at 03:26 a.m.
Hungover, with eyes bloodshot red
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/03/03 at 03:37 a.m.
My mouth was so dry
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/03/03 at 03:44 a.m.
Gotta get better to die. :-/ :-X
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/03/03 at 03:54 a.m.
"Will you never learn" my mother said
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Tantrum O Neal on 04/03/03 at 04:19 p.m.
Dirk was a very bad lover.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/04/03 at 03:38 a.m.
Though he'd tried, with a duck and a plover
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/04/03 at 03:39 a.m.
He just didn't "cut it" under the covers.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/04/03 at 05:00 a.m.
The duck started to quack
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/04/03 at 05:30 a.m.
"You're no good in the sack"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/04/03 at 05:38 a.m.
And then it had a cigarette to recover
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/04/03 at 06:38 a.m.
And wondered why he did bother
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/04/03 at 06:43 a.m.
John Denver went for a ride in his plane....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/04/03 at 07:06 a.m.
but suddenly his concentration did wane
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/04/03 at 07:19 a.m.
What's this red lever for ?
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/04/03 at 07:26 a.m.
could it be for the door :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/04/03 at 07:28 a.m.
For seconds, he prayed in vain.....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/04/03 at 07:29 a.m.
This guitar solo went on for hours
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/04/03 at 07:46 a.m.
Quoting:
For seconds, he prayed in vain.....
End Quote
Oh, no! I've just hit a train ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/04/03 at 07:47 a.m.
Quoting:
This guitar solo went on for hours
End Quote
so I started to make paper flowers....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/04/03 at 09:31 a.m.
I thought this one was the end of the previous one... but anyway:
Quoting:
For seconds, he prayed in vain.....
Oh, no! I've just hit a train ::)
End Quote
But, no - no such luck
T'was the front of a truck
That flattened his cycle - again!
Quoting:
This guitar solo went on for hours
so I started to make paper flowers....
End Quote
Got stuck on a petal
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/04/03 at 10:53 a.m.
That was made out of metal
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 00:27 a.m.
Then I lost all my flower making powers :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 05:03 a.m.
I rescued Limericks from page 2
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 05:21 a.m.
Like a nice person would do
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 05:26 a.m.
It seemed to thing to do
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 06:39 a.m.
despite a case of the 'flu :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 06:47 a.m.
Oops ! Everything ends in 'U' ;D
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 06:54 a.m.
I will start a fresh one.........
One day when I was distracted....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 07:10 a.m.
All your dreams were enacted
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 07:28 a.m.
But the cupboard was bare
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 04/05/03 at 07:33 a.m.
And so with a flair
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 07:37 a.m.
some fixing of things was exacted
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 07:39 a.m.
I remember when I was young....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 07:42 a.m.
I recited "who flung dung"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 07:57 a.m.
I did it with ease
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 08:04 a.m.
Whilst jangling my keys...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 08:18 a.m.
darn, my tape recorder went bung
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 08:34 a.m.
When I tripped and banged my arm
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 08:40 a.m.
I did so with grace and charm
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 08:45 a.m.
I let out a yelp
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 08:46 a.m.
but no one would help
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/05/03 at 08:51 a.m.
And so I sounded the alarm!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 09:04 a.m.
Too many cooks spoiled the broth....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 09:11 a.m.
Made of lovely spices and sloth
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 09:18 a.m.
a little bit of this and a little pinch of that
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 09:33 a.m.
cooked up in molten fat
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 09:35 a.m.
wrapped up in a suet cloth
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 02:02 p.m.
Once there was a little red wagon
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/05/03 at 02:03 p.m.
That was pulled by a little green dragon
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 02:16 p.m.
It had shiny wheels times four
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/03 at 04:12 p.m.
And it would've had more
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 08:12 p.m.
but too many would have it be saggin'
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/03 at 09:51 p.m.
There once was a bird in a tree
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 09:58 p.m.
Tweety did gone take a dump on me
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/03 at 10:02 p.m.
Owt came Sylvester the mean putty tat.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 10:17 p.m.
he was after that diwty wat
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 10:35 p.m.
And dared the bird to take a dump on thee...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 10:47 p.m.
When the world is spinning round and round.......
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 10:50 p.m.
So hard that you can't hear a sound
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 10:53 p.m.
Only the beat of your heart
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/03 at 10:57 p.m.
And maybe a loud fart
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 11:01 p.m.
My goodness, Indy, Zounds ! ::)
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 11:04 p.m.
On top of that statue over there.......
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/03 at 11:04 p.m.
Was a man all covered with hair
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 11:07 p.m.
It was yucky and matted
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 11:09 p.m.
and in some parts plaited
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/03 at 11:10 p.m.
That he was mistaken for a bear.
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 11:21 p.m.
Listen, what is that smell ?
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 11:28 p.m.
Hark! I can't tell
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/05/03 at 11:41 p.m.
Loud it does taste !
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/05/03 at 11:46 p.m.
the colour of haste :-/
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/07/03 at 05:43 a.m.
And the sound of a dingly-dell
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/07/03 at 06:00 a.m.
As I was walking down the street one day........
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/07/03 at 07:23 a.m.
I tripped over a bale of hay...
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/07/03 at 07:59 a.m.
I fell and I cursed
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/07/03 at 08:09 a.m.
In rhyme and in verse
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/07/03 at 08:18 a.m.
And there with broken leg I lay :(
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/07/03 at 11:27 a.m.
Till this chap came up and said "Hi"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 02:41 a.m.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/08/03 at 03:02 a.m.
He was a right jolly old chap.........
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 03:24 a.m.
carrying a cane and wearing a cap
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/08/03 at 03:28 a.m.
And I said "Sir, could you call an ambulance by the by?"
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 03:31 a.m.
Down by the river there is a tent....
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 04/08/03 at 03:34 a.m.
Where Amanda had a lot of her time spent!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 04/08/03 at 04:00 a.m.
The canvas was ripped
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/08/03 at 04:56 a.m.
Amanda just flipped!
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 05:22 a.m.
so she decided to pack up and rent
Subject: Re: another Limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/08/03 at 05:34 a.m.
There was a moderator named Hairspray
Who looked at the penguin game board today
Saw this thread at twenty
And said that was plenty
And so it'll get locked! Hooray!
I'm gonna start another…