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Subject: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/08/03 at 05:35 a.m.
There once was a fellow from Perú
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 05:39 a.m.
and macrame was all that he knew
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/08/03 at 05:54 a.m.
So one day he made
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 05:56 a.m.
a replica blade :-/
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 06:58 a.m.
And got gum stuck on his shoe :P
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 06:59 a.m.
This little piggy stayed home........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/08/03 at 07:00 a.m.
And made long distance calls to Rome
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/08/03 at 07:03 a.m.
He called out on Sprint
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/08/03 at 07:04 a.m.
He said "Take the hint.."
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 07:23 a.m.
please just leave me alone
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 07:40 a.m.
Once upon a time....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/08/03 at 07:42 a.m.
In a smelly old gold mine
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/08/03 at 07:43 a.m.
There was a prospector
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 07:44 a.m.
Whose name was Mr. E. Rector
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/08/03 at 07:47 a.m.
And all he ever found was a dime.
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/08/03 at 08:17 a.m.
There once was a beautiful venus
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/08/03 at 08:21 a.m.
Shining down on a miniature pianist
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/08/03 at 08:57 a.m.
the pianist would play
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/08/03 at 08:58 a.m.
Each and every day
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/08/03 at 09:18 a.m.
and got in the way of the cleaners
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/09/03 at 02:31 a.m.
One day, an unfortunate scrubber
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 02:38 a.m.
resorted to eating some blubber
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/09/03 at 02:40 a.m.
she chewed and she chewed
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 02:46 a.m.
'cause she had no other food
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/09/03 at 03:01 a.m.
And its better than eating a rubber (eraser ;) )
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 03:05 a.m.
Quoting:
And its better than eating a rubber (eraser ;) )
End Quote
We use that term too Karen ;)
One evening well after dark....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/09/03 at 03:09 a.m.
Quoting:
We use that term too Karen ;)
End Quote
Didn't want to cause any confusion
One evening well after dark
I went for a walk in the park
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 03:11 a.m.
I tripped on some litter
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/09/03 at 04:03 a.m.
But I'm not a big quitter.......
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 04:22 a.m.
I often pretend for a lark !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 06:59 a.m.
One day as I counted my money,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/09/03 at 07:00 a.m.
I heard a noise that was quite funny.
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 07:07 a.m.
So I checked in my purse,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/09/03 at 07:09 a.m.
And the sound got worse,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 07:18 a.m.
And discovered the Easter Bunny!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/09/03 at 07:18 a.m.
Whilst painting a fence for my Gran
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 07:21 a.m.
I mistakenly grabbed the wrong can,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/09/03 at 07:21 a.m.
It turned out to be
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/09/03 at 07:23 a.m.
A tub of ripe brie
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 07:33 a.m.
Quite a common mistake for a man!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 07:34 a.m.
When I thought it was safe
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 07:41 a.m.
I mounted my horse in good faith,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/09/03 at 07:48 a.m.
But my saddle was loose
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/09/03 at 07:56 a.m.
Which was pretty bad news,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/09/03 at 08:04 a.m.
and I fell flat on my fathe!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/09/03 at 08:19 a.m.
Once there was a big mouse
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/09/03 at 08:25 a.m.
who liked to listen to Strauss
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/09/03 at 10:46 a.m.
One day it got bored
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/09/03 at 11:30 a.m.
When it played the wrong chord
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/09/03 at 11:59 a.m.
And spilt "Blue Danube" all down its blouse
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/10/03 at 02:44 a.m.
The big ship sailed into the harbour....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/10/03 at 05:13 a.m.
For the captain had need of a barber
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/10/03 at 05:25 a.m.
He did have a mohawk
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/10/03 at 07:24 a.m.
And he looked like a dork :P
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/10/03 at 07:46 a.m.
Looked like a bit of a land-larber ::)
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/10/03 at 07:59 a.m.
One day whilst cooking a meal
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/10/03 at 08:03 a.m.
Right smack dab in the middle of "Wheel"
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Thunderbolt on 04/10/03 at 08:44 a.m.
The detector went off
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 08:46 a.m.
I started to cough
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/10/03 at 09:43 a.m.
I had burned my favorite meal. :-/
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/11/03 at 01:59 a.m.
One cold and frosty morn.....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/11/03 at 03:07 a.m.
a sweet little baby was born
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/11/03 at 03:33 a.m.
He had 11 toes.........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/11/03 at 05:21 a.m.
...but 7 of those..
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/11/03 at 06:23 a.m.
By about mid-day had gorn
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 06:31 a.m.
One day I played golf in the rain
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/11/03 at 06:54 a.m.
My golf ball went down the drain
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 06:58 a.m.
In anger I threw my club
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/11/03 at 07:01 a.m.
and stamped on a nice squishy grub
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 07:05 a.m.
<<< And that's how I got my name :(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/11/03 at 07:06 a.m.
Lets try an Austrailian feel ;D
Whilst hunting for sheilas in Perth
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/11/03 at 07:07 a.m.
I started to rock with mirth
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 07:13 a.m.
Found one with a dog collar !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/11/03 at 07:21 a.m.
who said "G'day Cobber!"
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/11/03 at 07:24 a.m.
So I gave her a wide berth
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/11/03 at 07:36 a.m.
I once saw a big Kangaroo...
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 07:42 a.m.
It was attacking mandamoo :o
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/11/03 at 07:45 a.m.
So I thought I'd fudge it
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 07:49 a.m.
Phil called in "FussBudget"
(ta da) ! ::)
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/11/03 at 08:06 a.m.
And he made the 'roo say 'boo hoo'!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/11/03 at 08:12 a.m.
I once got hit by lightning
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/11/03 at 08:44 a.m.
The charge conducted right down my kite string
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/11/03 at 08:53 a.m.
My hair went a-frizzle
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/11/03 at 08:54 a.m.
I did fly through the air
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/11/03 at 11:01 a.m.
And I ended up not being able to fit the right number of words into a line or get a suitable rhyme, either
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/11/03 at 09:57 p.m.
On a rainy day down on the harbour.......
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/11/03 at 10:05 p.m.
I decided to visit the barber
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/12/03 at 04:49 a.m.
He cut it too short........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/12/03 at 06:56 a.m.
So I took him to court
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/12/03 at 10:02 a.m.
Now his wallet's taken a clobber
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/12/03 at 10:08 a.m.
I once recited some poetry
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/12/03 at 10:15 a.m.
It was all about a boa tree
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/12/03 at 10:19 a.m.
But it went on and on ::) >:(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/12/03 at 10:21 a.m.
Till the crack of the dawn
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/12/03 at 11:23 a.m.
then I decided to flee
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/12/03 at 05:30 p.m.
Once a snake at me did hiss
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/12/03 at 07:50 p.m.
so I added it to my scary list
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/13/03 at 02:12 a.m.
I pulled out my snake whacker :P
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/13/03 at 08:08 a.m.
With which to hack 'er (er.. female snake? ::) )
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/13/03 at 08:14 a.m.
And unfortunately, I had to miss!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/13/03 at 08:15 a.m.
To my regret I miss(ed) :-/
Chomp - AUUGGHH !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/13/03 at 08:18 a.m.
(You both missed - does that mean I have to charm the snake? ::) )
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/14/03 at 02:43 a.m.
In the cold light of day........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/14/03 at 03:14 a.m.
I heard a mad man say........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/14/03 at 03:43 a.m.
'Today I will become the worlds........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/14/03 at 03:45 a.m.
ruler of the squirrels!!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/14/03 at 04:22 a.m.
And do it my way !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/15/03 at 03:31 a.m.
I have to drag this back from page two........
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/15/03 at 03:33 a.m.
I'm so glad you did that.....Mandamoo!!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/15/03 at 03:38 a.m.
I like this thread
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/15/03 at 03:41 a.m.
"Ditto" he said!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/15/03 at 03:55 a.m.
And I like posting here too
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/15/03 at 05:20 a.m.
When the day seems to drag on......
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/15/03 at 05:36 a.m.
And your work is no longer fun
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/15/03 at 05:47 a.m.
It's time to break free,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/15/03 at 05:51 a.m.
Though your boss won't agree
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 06:06 a.m.
Remember that YOU are number one :)
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/15/03 at 06:19 a.m.
On a windy winters night.......
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 06:32 a.m.
When times were really tight
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/15/03 at 06:36 a.m.
the old man snored
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 06:39 a.m.
His wife was bored :(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/15/03 at 06:40 a.m.
So she chopped off his head out of spite
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/15/03 at 06:44 a.m.
One day whilst at my PC
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 06:45 a.m.
Once upon a time, Tao started to refer to sharp things....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/15/03 at 07:04 a.m.
(Sorry FB. Karen was first. ;) )
Quoting:
One day whilst at my PC
End Quote
A strange email arrived for me,
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 07:06 a.m.
Quoting:
(Sorry FB. Karen was first. ;) )
A strange email arrived for me,
End Quote
It's fine, HD !
"It was full of spam...."
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/15/03 at 07:08 a.m.
and a slice of ham!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/15/03 at 07:20 a.m.
So I printed it out for my tea.
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 07:39 a.m.
Once I met a witchy woman
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/15/03 at 07:46 a.m.
With the unfortunate name of Norman,
(oops! That will rhyme better if you use the Aussie accent! :P)
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/15/03 at 07:48 a.m.
She said though that she felt like a Roger ::)
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/15/03 at 07:52 a.m.
So I for one tried to dodge her!! :o
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/16/03 at 02:24 a.m.
But still she insisted on followin'
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/16/03 at 05:35 a.m.
Once upon a time, I started a joke...
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/16/03 at 05:39 a.m.
And I laughed so hard that I choked
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/16/03 at 05:41 a.m.
I called out for Heimlich
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/16/03 at 05:45 a.m.
To manoeuvre me quick
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/16/03 at 06:03 a.m.
They did it too hard, my back got broke :(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/16/03 at 08:52 a.m.
to continue the saga....
Whilst lying in hospital in traction
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/16/03 at 08:53 a.m.
The nurse gave me a kneejerk reaction
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/16/03 at 11:46 a.m.
When I smiled to thank her
She called me a w...oh no, it's someone else's turn
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/16/03 at 12:09 a.m.
She said "I'll be frank, sir"
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/16/03 at 12:17 a.m.
It's a long time 'fore you'll see some action
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/17/03 at 04:44 a.m.
One fine day in a galaxy far away
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/17/03 at 04:53 a.m.
an alien went beserk for a day
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/17/03 at 06:59 a.m.
It waved all its arms
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/17/03 at 07:12 a.m.
And set off alarms
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/17/03 at 07:18 a.m.
now they're coming to take him away
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/17/03 at 08:09 a.m.
Last night when I phoned for a pizza
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/17/03 at 08:23 a.m.
I accidently in fact, called Lisa
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/17/03 at 08:30 a.m.
She was very rude
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/17/03 at 08:39 a.m.
and abrupt and crude
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/17/03 at 09:10 a.m.
I hope a big crocodile eats her ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/17/03 at 09:14 a.m.
One day whilst visiting the zoo
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Taoist on 04/17/03 at 09:18 a.m.
The keeper told me "Don't feed Mandamoo" ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/17/03 at 10:08 a.m.
I shunned that advice
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/17/03 at 10:46 a.m.
'Cause I didn't think twice
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/17/03 at 10:26 p.m.
what did mandamoo ever do to you?
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 00:30 a.m.
I felt like eating some chicken and chips...
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/18/03 at 01:25 a.m.
I didn't care if it went straight to my hips
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/18/03 at 03:25 a.m.
First I killed the chicken.............. :P
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Lim Erick on 04/18/03 at 03:29 a.m.
I hit it, it was stricken
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Dude on 04/18/03 at 03:35 a.m.
I'm just wondering when PETA will start with their quips. ??? ;D>:(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/18/03 at 04:20 a.m.
Once upon a gay old time.....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 04:37 a.m.
I fell into a vat of slime :(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/18/03 at 05:13 a.m.
It was sticky and icky >:(
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 05:38 a.m.
My situation was tricky...
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/18/03 at 06:36 a.m.
'Cause I was covered in grime!
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 06:39 a.m.
Once upon a day, my judgement was astray .....
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: mandamoo on 04/18/03 at 07:04 a.m.
I was led into a dreadful affray
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 07:08 a.m.
There was plume; there was ice...
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 07:12 a.m.
This sounded quite nice !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 07:14 a.m.
Could a threesome be underway? :o
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 07:21 a.m.
Once I read a post, then fell off my chair !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 07:22 a.m.
Was it that one ^^ up there?
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 07:27 a.m.
I believe that be right !
Subject: Re: Limericks continued!
Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 07:28 a.m.
Did it make your night? ;)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 07:35 a.m.
It sent me to a castle in the air ! :D
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Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 07:39 a.m.
One morning was I so bright and witty
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 07:44 a.m.
And I wasn't, I thought it a pity....
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Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 07:46 a.m.
But you will recover
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 07:59 a.m.
My form I will rediscover
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Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 08:00 a.m.
Next time you should just play with the kitty... ::)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 08:05 a.m.
Once again I fell off my chair :o
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Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 08:07 a.m.
Maybe you should be tied to it there...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/18/03 at 08:17 a.m.
This thread is dangerous to my health !
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Written By: Zella on 04/18/03 at 08:20 a.m.
Then we must use more stealth...
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 07:57 a.m.
~bump~
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:01 a.m.
Then again, what do I care ? ;D
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:04 a.m.
While searching for nice naughty rhymes...
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Written By: Crazy Don on 04/19/03 at 08:06 a.m.
I searched millions and millions of times
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:07 a.m.
I decided to consult whatfreaks
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:09 a.m.
Where stuff was uniques
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:11 a.m.
But often not too sublime
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:14 a.m.
There once was a fellow named Buck
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:18 a.m.
Poor fella was down on his luck
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:20 a.m.
He tripped on a rock...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:24 a.m.
It was a stumbling block
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:41 a.m.
(I set them up and you knock them down... ::) )
And then he fell face first in the muck
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:43 a.m.
Once an aussie must have typed the wrong words
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:46 a.m.
That theory is just for the birds
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:48 a.m.
Corrected he stood
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:51 a.m.
Be paddled he should! :o
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 08:55 a.m.
In a regime cut into thirds
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 08:59 a.m.
That ending was maddenly cryptic...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 09:01 a.m.
It gave Zella an ulcer, peptic
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 09:08 a.m.
So I took a big pill
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 09:09 a.m.
To avoid feeling ill
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Written By: Zella on 04/19/03 at 09:11 a.m.
Wanted a llip, but I was feeling dyslexic! ::)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/19/03 at 09:18 a.m.
It was early in the morning...
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/19/03 at 10:45 a.m.
And I was still yawning
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Written By: Shaz on 04/19/03 at 07:45 p.m.
Went to get out of bed
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/19/03 at 08:53 p.m.
With a pain in the head
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Written By: Dude on 04/20/03 at 04:20 a.m.
Then I remembered I had bumped it on an awning.
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/20/03 at 05:52 a.m.
When the birds are singing in the trees.......
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Written By: Crazy Don on 04/20/03 at 06:37 a.m.
I had this awful urge to sneeze…
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/20/03 at 06:54 a.m.
I blamed the pollen
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 06:45 a.m.
For my nose being swollen !
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/21/03 at 06:50 a.m.
When really it was courtesy of Johnny Cleese :P
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 06:52 a.m.
Those Americans, they paint their eggs !
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/21/03 at 07:03 a.m.
With pretty designs and some legs :-/
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 07:21 a.m.
In Aus, we just eat them
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/21/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Gotta be quick to beat 'em
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 07:28 a.m.
Why is there no holiday with chicken legs ? :(
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/21/03 at 07:36 a.m.
There should be a Chicken Leg Day.......
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 07:45 a.m.
We should have one this Friday !
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/21/03 at 07:50 a.m.
With chippies and Coke...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 07:59 a.m.
Eaten under a poison oak...
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Written By: Dude on 04/21/03 at 08:06 a.m.
And combine it with a "Why can't chickens fly?" day.
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 08:08 a.m.
Once when I was young, times were hard
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Written By: Dude on 04/21/03 at 08:09 a.m.
I earned a living playing cards.
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/21/03 at 08:20 a.m.
Hoss specialised in 'Strip Jack Naked' :o
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/21/03 at 08:45 a.m.
Won enough to see him just make it...
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Written By: Dude on 04/22/03 at 03:46 a.m.
Lets just say that "That profession was..........hard." :o ;) ;D
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/22/03 at 04:20 a.m.
Dude once worked in taxing profession........
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/22/03 at 09:50 a.m.
And made this surprising confession:
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Written By: DJ Midas on 04/22/03 at 09:53 a.m.
He once lost a game
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/22/03 at 01:34 p.m.
Because he went lame
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/23/03 at 02:32 a.m.
And he learnt a very good lesson
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Written By: HolyDooley on 04/23/03 at 06:03 a.m.
Aboard a cruise ship sailing out on the sea,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 06:07 a.m.
A one legged pirate I did see
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Written By: HolyDooley on 04/23/03 at 06:09 a.m.
He was playing crocquet,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 06:16 a.m.
When, to my dismay
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Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 06:18 a.m.
A ball flew and shattered his knee.
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 07:00 a.m.
One morning I woke up and fell out of bed
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/23/03 at 07:11 a.m.
Hurt my knee and bumped my head
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 07:20 a.m.
Much swearing was heard from afar
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/23/03 at 07:37 a.m.
The neighbours were quite alarmed
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 07:40 a.m.
I assure you I was seeing red >:(
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/23/03 at 07:49 a.m.
When Fussy was angry one morning.........
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 08:09 a.m.
Everybody took it as a warning
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Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 08:12 a.m.
So they started to hide
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 08:14 a.m.
My anger was bonafide !
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/23/03 at 08:44 a.m.
Now poor Mandamoo is in mourning
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/23/03 at 08:57 a.m.
There once was a cat with fleas.......
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Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 09:34 a.m.
Who liked to do as he pleased
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Written By: Taoist on 04/23/03 at 10:05 a.m.
He liked to drink cream...
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Written By: Crazy Don on 04/23/03 at 10:47 a.m.
Which made everyone scream…
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/23/03 at 11:40 a.m.
As his coat was all scabbed and diseased
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/24/03 at 00:30 a.m.
There was a young lad who was sad.......
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/24/03 at 01:30 a.m.
His dreary life, it made him mad
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/24/03 at 01:31 a.m.
But there were better things in store
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/24/03 at 01:37 a.m.
The more, he hoped to score!
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/24/03 at 02:28 a.m.
This made the lad very glad
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/24/03 at 02:41 a.m.
There was a young fellow whose socks
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/24/03 at 03:04 a.m.
Were infested with the pox :-X
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Written By: Dude on 04/24/03 at 03:47 a.m.
So, he sprayed them with "Raid".......
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Written By: Taoist on 04/24/03 at 04:23 a.m.
And took a big spade
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/24/03 at 05:07 a.m.
And buried them in a big box
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Written By: Taoist on 04/24/03 at 05:13 a.m.
Whilst watching my flesh eating kids....
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/24/03 at 06:52 a.m.
I placed on eBay sev'ral bids
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/24/03 at 10:19 p.m.
I was keen on two things...
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/24/03 at 10:32 p.m.
As the fat lady sings
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/25/03 at 01:41 a.m.
but ended up with some saucepan lids
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/25/03 at 06:53 a.m.
A life sentence should really mean life
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/25/03 at 06:56 a.m.
For doing heinous trouble and strife
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/25/03 at 07:05 a.m.
The system it stinks
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/25/03 at 07:08 a.m.
That's what I thinks !
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/25/03 at 07:17 a.m.
Away for life, or the streets will be rife!
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Written By: Taoist on 04/25/03 at 07:18 a.m.
One day in the garden of Eden
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/25/03 at 07:23 a.m.
I looked down and found I was bleedin'
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Written By: Taoist on 04/25/03 at 07:26 a.m.
My fig leaf was torn...
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/25/03 at 07:32 a.m.
and Eve she did fawn....
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Written By: Taoist on 04/25/03 at 07:41 a.m.
That's the last time I'm doing the weeding
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/25/03 at 08:07 a.m.
One day a young man from Brighton
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Written By: Taoist on 04/25/03 at 08:18 a.m.
Was trying a new pair of tights on
US: Tights = pantyhose
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/25/03 at 08:42 a.m.
His left foot got stuck
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Written By: Taoist on 04/25/03 at 08:51 a.m.
Which was rather bad luck
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Written By: mandamoo on 04/25/03 at 08:56 a.m.
'cause he fell flat on his bottom