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Subject: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/25/03 at 08:58 a.m.
Today we have a brand new thread....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/25/03 at 09:07 a.m.
It's the best thing since we had sliced bread
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/25/03 at 10:09 a.m.
I whoop a "Yee-haaa!"
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/25/03 at 12:49 a.m.
And Midas says, "wha?"
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/26/03 at 01:02 a.m.
I think I'll got to bed. ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 01:57 a.m.
There once was a giant squid...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 04/26/03 at 04:30 a.m.
Who said that he wouldn't, but he did.
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 04:38 a.m.
whilst beached on the sand
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 04/26/03 at 04:39 a.m.
I took him in my hand........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 04:40 a.m.
And showed him the sandcastle I did
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 04/26/03 at 04:42 a.m.
I met a girl from the hills........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 04:44 a.m.
Who talked in big dollar bills
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 04/26/03 at 04:46 a.m.
There's nothing new about that..........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 04:50 a.m.
Only wanting a new hat....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/26/03 at 06:03 a.m.
But instead got lots and lots of thrills!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 07:05 a.m.
A crazy girl was once heard to say
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/26/03 at 07:26 a.m.
"Plumes and ice for sale today!!"
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 07:31 a.m.
She was nowhere to be found
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/26/03 at 07:35 a.m.
'Cuz she was gagged and bound
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 07:45 a.m.
Time for an action replay :P ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 08:52 a.m.
While sitting waiting patiently.....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 08:54 a.m.
I felt a strange vibration-y
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/26/03 at 08:57 a.m.
I got up from my seat
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 09:08 a.m.
All flushed with heat
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/26/03 at 08:03 p.m.
And I tossed up my lunch blatently. ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 09:23 p.m.
Once upon a time a big green frog.....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/26/03 at 09:24 p.m.
Sat inside a hollow log
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/26/03 at 09:33 p.m.
It croaked all day
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 10:22 p.m.
Yet there it stayed
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/26/03 at 10:26 p.m.
Until it jumped into the bog!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 10:52 p.m.
One day I took a drive to the dump
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/26/03 at 11:10 p.m.
And I hit a very big bump
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 11:16 p.m.
All my waste fell out....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/26/03 at 11:22 p.m.
A cop started to shout
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/26/03 at 11:33 p.m.
I told him to "Go Jump" ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/26/03 at 11:36 p.m.
I took a short trip on the Metro
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/27/03 at 00:26 a.m.
Cos I ran out of Petro' ::)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/27/03 at 00:32 a.m.
The bus roared along
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/27/03 at 00:35 a.m.
You adjusted your thong ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/27/03 at 00:37 a.m.
Just in time for Renegade Retro... ::)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/27/03 at 00:51 a.m.
When life was simple.....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/27/03 at 06:33 a.m.
And all I worried on was a pimple,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/27/03 at 06:36 a.m.
Quoting:
Just in time for Renegade Retro... ::)
End Quote
Which wasn't really on last night…
I tried to hide it
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/27/03 at 06:50 a.m.
But couldn't fight it
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/27/03 at 06:53 a.m.
And it wound up being a dimple!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/27/03 at 07:07 a.m.
Quoting:
And it wound up being a dimple!
End Quote
;D ;D
When the cat got stuck up the tree.......
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/28/03 at 02:13 a.m.
I rang the fire brigade-y ::)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/28/03 at 02:20 a.m.
He refused to come down...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/28/03 at 02:21 a.m.
I started to frown >:( < (see !)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/28/03 at 02:25 a.m.
So I decided to leave him be
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/28/03 at 02:32 a.m.
A tram rattled down the street...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/28/03 at 02:36 a.m.
As it did it went......beep ! beep!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 04/28/03 at 03:34 a.m.
It was coming towards me..........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/28/03 at 05:32 a.m.
Like the Road Runner and Coyote
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/28/03 at 05:41 a.m.
But what I said, I couldn't repeat
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/28/03 at 05:53 a.m.
Once when we heard the magic flute....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/28/03 at 06:50 a.m.
Which Puffnstuff gave a toot,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/28/03 at 06:54 a.m.
Magic things did appear
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/28/03 at 06:55 a.m.
It was all rather queer
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/28/03 at 07:00 a.m.
So I scurried away with the loot.
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/28/03 at 07:26 a.m.
So we went to see Don Quixote
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/28/03 at 08:26 a.m.
In a little aluminium boatie
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/28/03 at 08:34 a.m.
But the boat sprang a leak
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/28/03 at 10:59 a.m.
And in a fit of pique
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/28/03 at 11:00 a.m.
I jumped overboard in my dhoti
(sorry, couldn't resist finishing it off ;-))
and PS, full marks to mandamoo for pronouncing Quixote right :-)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/29/03 at 02:27 a.m.
Quoting:full marks to mandamoo for pronouncing Quixote right :-)End Quote
Thank you Philbo ;)
One day while picking some daisies......
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 04/29/03 at 03:55 a.m.
Amanda had an attack of "the lazys".
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 05:28 a.m.
She lay down on the grass,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 05:31 a.m.
With immense gravitas
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 05:36 a.m.
After that the day finished of hazy!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 05:43 a.m.
In my back room whilst forging some papers
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 05:47 a.m.
I was overcome by mysterious vapours,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 05:51 a.m.
The Feds knocked me out
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 05:57 a.m.
With some mace and a clout,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/29/03 at 06:05 a.m.
That's the last of my criminal capers
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/29/03 at 06:22 a.m.
I spent one night in Bangkok
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/29/03 at 06:34 a.m.
When something got stuck in my sock
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/29/03 at 06:39 a.m.
It turned out to be a prickle
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/29/03 at 07:18 a.m.
Which didn't half tickle
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/29/03 at 07:23 a.m.
I killed it with an electrical shock
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 07:24 a.m.
On a humid old night in China,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 07:29 a.m.
The green tea could not have been finer
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/29/03 at 07:30 a.m.
My cup, it was broken...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 07:34 a.m.
On the bits I was chokin'
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/29/03 at 07:35 a.m.
So of course, I started to whine-a ::)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/29/03 at 07:39 a.m.
I'm sitting here at my computer
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/29/03 at 07:43 a.m.
Trying to be a trouble shooter
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 07:46 a.m.
But I've hit the wrong key,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/29/03 at 07:47 a.m.
and mis-splet tae
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 07:53 a.m.
So we quickly hired a tutor!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 07:53 a.m.
But Karen, I think that looks cuter ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/29/03 at 07:57 a.m.
Than Barry Manilow's hooter
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 08:03 a.m.
In Australia it's just become morn,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 08:42 a.m.
Oops, I bungled it a few posts back, I'll just hope noone noticed and carry on.....
Lets watch Kangaroos box on the lawn
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/29/03 at 09:36 a.m.
Quoting:
Oops, I bungled it a few posts back, I'll just hope noone noticed and carry on.....
End Quote
I think you got away with it. Well recovered!
The koala bear feed
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/29/03 at 09:47 a.m.
Quoting:
Oops, I bungled it a few posts back, I'll just hope noone noticed and carry on.....
End Quote
(I thought it was the start of the next one, but that kind of got overlooked...).
Now where were we:
In Australia it's just become morn,
Lets watch Kangaroos box on the lawn
The koala bear feed
Is erotic, indeed
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/29/03 at 09:53 a.m.
If you're into that sort of porn ;)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 10:12 a.m.
Quoting:
In Australia it's just become morn,
Lets watch Kangaroos box on the lawn
The koala bear feed
Is erotic, indeed
If you're into that sort of porn
End Quote
LMAO
While surfing the net for some funnies
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/29/03 at 10:20 a.m.
I found a picture of some bonking bunnies
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/29/03 at 10:23 a.m.
Sometimes I worry about you karen ;D
Their fluffy white tails...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/29/03 at 11:28 a.m.
And red fingernails
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: max_power on 04/29/03 at 02:01 p.m.
Made them look like a couple of honey's.
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 04/29/03 at 03:57 p.m.
Quoting: In Australia it's just become morn,
Lets watch Kangaroos box on the lawn
The koala bear feed
Is erotic, indeed
If you're into that sort of porn End Quote
Ha ha ha! I go to bed and what do you guys do with my nice innocent limerick?!!! ;D
Today I shall visit the zoo,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 01:13 a.m.
Where we'll see monkeys and lions too
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 03:55 a.m.
The penguins are cute
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 04:41 a.m.
And the seals, to boot
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/30/03 at 04:49 a.m.
And ain't that a big cockatoo?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 04:59 a.m.
The Sandwich lady's just been..
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/30/03 at 05:17 a.m.
The choice today was a bit mean
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 05:18 a.m.
The bread was all stale
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/30/03 at 05:22 a.m.
The salmon was pale
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/30/03 at 05:23 a.m.
And the cheese had all gone dark green
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/30/03 at 05:27 a.m.
The sandwich lady's just been
The choice today was a bit mean
The bread was all stale
The salmon was pale
And the cheese had all gone dark green
:-X
Right, now I really feel like having my lunch
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 05:55 a.m.
On the top of the Jacaranda tree.....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/30/03 at 06:58 a.m.
I spied a lonely bumble bee
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 06:59 a.m.
It was buzzing about
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/30/03 at 07:16 a.m.
Sniffing things with it's snout :D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/30/03 at 07:20 a.m.
Which gave it a bout of allergy
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/30/03 at 07:25 a.m.
I looked to see I wore odd socks ::)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 04/30/03 at 07:27 a.m.
So you must put your feet in a box
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/30/03 at 07:34 a.m.
I look like Howard Hughes
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/30/03 at 07:48 a.m.
Which is very bad news
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/30/03 at 07:51 a.m.
At least I don't got the pox ! ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 08:21 a.m.
When it was raining cats and dogs
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 08:26 a.m.
I was surprised to get showered with frogs
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 08:32 a.m.
There were brown ones and green ones
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 08:33 a.m.
And sweet and obcene ones
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 04/30/03 at 08:41 a.m.
Then they all hopped away under logs
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 08:56 a.m.
Whilst dining in France on frogs legs
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/30/03 at 09:13 a.m.
On toast, with runny fried eggs
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 04/30/03 at 09:35 a.m.
I had snails on the side
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 04/30/03 at 10:10 a.m.
And sliced mushrooms, fried
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/01/03 at 02:15 a.m.
And washed it all down with a keg
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 03:03 a.m.
Last night whilst down at the pub
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 03:03 a.m.
I stopped at the 'bab shop for grub
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 05/01/03 at 03:09 a.m.
I met a young lass.......
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 03:15 a.m.
With a very cute face ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 05/01/03 at 03:20 a.m.
But it turned out that I got the snub. :-/
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/01/03 at 03:39 a.m.
Two little boys had two little toys..........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 05/01/03 at 03:43 a.m.
And as little boys will, they were making some noise!!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 03:48 a.m.
one started to cry
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 05/01/03 at 03:49 a.m.
'Cause he was poked in the eye 8) :'(
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 03:52 a.m.
That's kids for you, oh the joys!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 05/01/03 at 03:55 a.m.
On the farm, there lived a duck...........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 04:12 a.m.
Who had a licence for driving a truck
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 04:14 a.m.
He drove to the market
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 04:21 a.m.
But struggled to park it
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 04:23 a.m.
When he bumped it he said "oh drat"
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/01/03 at 05:01 a.m.
One day while eating a prawn...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 05:21 a.m.
I saw a fox sitting on the lawn
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 05:23 a.m.
I thought I heard hounds
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/01/03 at 05:56 a.m.
And those "tally ho" sounds,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 06:04 a.m.
And before I could blink it was gorn :P
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/01/03 at 06:08 a.m.
On a bright sunny day in old Britian,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/01/03 at 08:19 a.m.
J. Caesar sat stroking a kitten
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 08:45 a.m.
(Thank god someone found a rhyme for Britain)
It was his only pet
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/01/03 at 09:21 a.m.
Then he called for the vet
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 09:24 a.m.
Who suggested a nice pair of mittens
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/01/03 at 09:28 a.m.
A bunch of crummy students today...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 09:48 a.m.
Wrote a thesis that proved I was gay
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/01/03 at 10:16 a.m.
I tried to refute it
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 10:18 a.m.
I just didn't suit it
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/01/03 at 10:20 a.m.
But I ended up having to pay ;-)
Am I biased, or have we had some pretty s**t hot limericks this week?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/01/03 at 10:32 a.m.
Quoting:
But I ended up having to pay ;-)
Am I biased, or have we had some pretty s**t hot limericks this week?
End Quote
I think we have! :D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Donnie Osmond on 05/01/03 at 07:24 p.m.
There once was a washed up pop idol
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/01/03 at 07:48 p.m.
Who picked up and ran off with my doll
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/02/03 at 02:19 a.m.
He said he wanted to play
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Dude on 05/02/03 at 03:12 a.m.
But at his concerts, no one would stay.
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/02/03 at 03:39 a.m.
So now his guitar is lying idle
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/02/03 at 03:51 a.m.
A Drummer in a heavy rock band
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/02/03 at 04:21 a.m.
Was renowned 'cause he played with one hand!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/02/03 at 04:30 a.m.
When he hit the snare
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/02/03 at 04:32 a.m.
The crowd jumped in the air,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/02/03 at 05:03 a.m.
"Get out of the way when they land"
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/02/03 at 05:19 a.m.
When the chicken hatched from its egg...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/02/03 at 05:30 a.m.
The poor thing had only one leg
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/02/03 at 05:37 a.m.
It fell out of the nest
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/02/03 at 05:51 a.m.
And I'll spare you the rest,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/02/03 at 06:14 a.m.
Now Colonel Sanders won't have to beg :-/
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/02/03 at 06:18 a.m.
Oh look! I have a gnew gnat!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/02/03 at 06:27 a.m.
To go with your Maltese Cat
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/02/03 at 06:34 a.m.
Last I looked, she was Siamese...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/02/03 at 06:53 a.m.
Maybe I have Alzheimer's disease....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/02/03 at 07:18 a.m.
Or brain cells too filled with this and that... ;)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/02/03 at 07:26 a.m.
I was getting old and my back it hurt....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/02/03 at 07:27 a.m.
Perhaps you need a massage under the shirt...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/02/03 at 07:37 a.m.
I don't know if a 'message' would be any good
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/02/03 at 07:40 a.m.
But perhaps then a massage would...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/02/03 at 07:47 a.m.
And not from some big guy named Bert >:(
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/02/03 at 08:19 p.m.
When it was time to give it the flick.....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 06:36 a.m.
I just treated it to a single mouse click
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/03/03 at 06:41 a.m.
And 'poof' went the site,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 06:50 a.m.
I hope, not 'AmIRight'.... :'(
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/03/03 at 07:02 a.m.
Nah! It was one of those sites that is sick!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 07:06 a.m.
It was 'Sunday Morning Comin' Down'....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 07:14 a.m.
I guess Johnny Cash came to town...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 07:18 a.m.
He was dressed all in black...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 07:25 a.m.
And was wearing a Mac
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 07:36 a.m.
Wonder why he was wearing a frown ???
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 07:37 a.m.
I once dealt with a lady who's schizo...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 07:56 a.m.
Careful - she might know Ju-Jitso ! :o
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 07:57 a.m.
Or own a big shotgun...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 08:11 a.m.
Not to be outdone !
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 08:13 a.m.
That would just be the pitso!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 08:18 a.m.
The mongrel dog down the road, it continues to bark >:(
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 08:20 a.m.
Maybe it thinks that that is quite a lark...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 08:25 a.m.
I am thinking unsavoury thoughts...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 08:28 a.m.
'Bout the dog, or something else you should nots?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/03/03 at 08:36 a.m.
I would like to feed it to a shark
Or preferably it's ignorant bloody owners... >:(
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 09:58 a.m.
I seem to be missing a hyphen...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/03/03 at 10:48 a.m.
Do you think it went missing in action
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 05:10 a.m.
You could make another,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/06/03 at 05:19 a.m.
Or perhaps not bother
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 05:21 a.m.
It's just not worth troublin' ya life on.
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/06/03 at 05:37 a.m.
On a cold winters night........
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/06/03 at 05:43 a.m.
When the stars shone so bright
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 05:45 a.m.
I think of what the future may hold
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 05:54 a.m.
It's nearly winter so it'll be cold, :P
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/06/03 at 05:56 a.m.
I'll wear my thermals, what a sight!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 06:00 a.m.
I was passing by and saw your light on....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/06/03 at 06:04 a.m.
Come in, sit down and tell me what's wrong
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 06:08 a.m.
I'll pour you a rum,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 06:09 a.m.
Nothing is wrong, I am just freeloading ! ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 06:11 a.m.
(That's not very good rhyming fussy!)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 06:20 a.m.
Quoting:
(That's not very good rhyming fussy!)
End Quote
Why ? I rhyme like I speak, goodly ! ;D
okay then....
I'll sit on my bum !
(how's that ?) ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 06:26 a.m.
;D That's more like it.
And we'll finish by singing a song.!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 06:29 a.m.
We all got high and sang In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 06:37 a.m.
In a conga line of which Fuss was the leader,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 06:44 a.m.
He knew all the words off by heart
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 06:51 a.m.
'cause he's a "70's" tart,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 06:54 a.m.
Just like the "Little Aussie Bleeder" ;D
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/06/03 at 07:01 a.m.
The next day we had the hangover from hell
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 07:03 a.m.
Who the HELL is ringing that BELL >:(
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 07:20 a.m.
I crawled back to bed,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/06/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Inside my head bled... :o :-[
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 07:29 a.m.
And I'm not at all feeling too well!
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/06/03 at 09:03 a.m.
Round here, we've just had an election
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/06/03 at 03:49 p.m.
(It's taking all my discipline not to use the line I'm thinking of!)
Round here, we've just had an election,
And the voters have made their selection,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/07/03 at 02:24 a.m.
The votes are being tallied
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/07/03 at 03:32 a.m.
Our support briefly rallied
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/07/03 at 03:44 a.m.
Could we have suffered a major rejection?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/07/03 at 03:51 a.m.
Today whilst driving to work
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/07/03 at 03:59 a.m.
I was passed on the left by a jerk
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/07/03 at 04:41 a.m.
He indicated right
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/07/03 at 05:19 a.m.
which wasn't very bright
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/07/03 at 05:22 a.m.
But what p*ssed me off most was his smirk
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/07/03 at 05:37 a.m.
Once there was a hole in the sky....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/07/03 at 06:31 a.m.
It was a black one and sucked in passers by,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/07/03 at 06:38 a.m.
I thought I'd enjoy it....
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/07/03 at 06:44 a.m.
It was incredibly quiet, (Said with strong Aus accent it rhymes),
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/07/03 at 06:53 a.m.
(I understand, Dooley ! :D)
In fact, it made me high ;)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/07/03 at 06:53 a.m.
Or perhaps just incredibly shy
D'Oh! in the same minute as FBVP, too :-)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/07/03 at 06:59 a.m.
As I tucked into my vegies and steak,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/07/03 at 07:08 a.m.
I also spied a piece of cake :P
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/07/03 at 07:09 a.m.
It was pink, it was fluffy
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/07/03 at 07:12 a.m.
And my eyes went all puffy :o
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Zella on 05/07/03 at 07:16 a.m.
So I dumped the cake in the lake
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/07/03 at 07:22 a.m.
There once was a woman called Bobbit
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/07/03 at 07:23 a.m.
Chopped off the willy of a hobbit
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/07/03 at 07:24 a.m.
It was dumped in a bin
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/07/03 at 07:31 a.m.
Till the cops were called in,
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/07/03 at 07:36 a.m.
And they realised it was a very small job-it ! ::)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/07/03 at 07:36 a.m.
She still had the knife so she lob(bed) it
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/07/03 at 10:46 a.m.
Another simultaneous post
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Meriadoc on 05/08/03 at 00:02 a.m.
Was placed on the board by a ghost...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/08/03 at 02:18 a.m.
It was all very spooky
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 02:39 a.m.
and a little bit cooky
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/08/03 at 04:01 a.m.
But it still kept us all engrossed
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 04:12 a.m.
Why do people use lurker names?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/08/03 at 04:28 a.m.
Perhaps in case someone complains
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/08/03 at 04:34 a.m.
It goes on a lot
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 04:39 a.m.
and annoys me somewhat
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/08/03 at 04:41 a.m.
I have to agree, it's a pain
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 04:44 a.m.
We've nearly reached twenty pages
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/08/03 at 05:01 a.m.
I've liked this thread for ages
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 05:12 a.m.
we get some good rhymes
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/08/03 at 05:15 a.m.
Funny ones at times
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/08/03 at 05:18 a.m.
Such a shame that it don't pay the wages
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: mandamoo on 05/08/03 at 05:24 a.m.
While it is night this side of the equator
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/08/03 at 06:06 a.m.
Here it is earlier (or later?)
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/08/03 at 06:31 a.m.
Somewhere it is day...
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 07:28 a.m.
Its sunset across the way
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/08/03 at 08:34 a.m.
But t'was dark here when I hit the waiter
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 09:08 a.m.
Is it time to start a new thread?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/08/03 at 09:29 a.m.
As quite soon this one will be dead
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 09:34 a.m.
Will it reach twenty pages?
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: Taoist on 05/08/03 at 09:59 a.m.
It's been going for ages
Subject: Re: New Limerick Thread.....
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/08/03 at 10:08 a.m.
Perhaps its time to lock up this thread