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Subject: New games

Written By: Anyone on 05/07/03 at 10:29 p.m.

I think this board needs some new games.  Not the same old ones over and over and over and over.  :D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: >:( on 05/07/03 at 10:32 p.m.

No! Let's keep the same old lame games in place. Who's for another round of "person-above-me"?!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Moo on 05/07/03 at 10:34 p.m.

How about we start a game called "Start's With The Letter S"?  Sounds like fun!!!  :D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: >:( on 05/07/03 at 10:37 p.m.


Quoting:
How about we start a game called "Start's With The Letter S"?  Sounds like fun!!!  :D
End Quote



Sounds like s**t to me ::)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Meow on 05/07/03 at 10:40 p.m.

What if we play a game called "Name that smell"?  I will start:

Tuna Fish  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Hildo on 05/07/03 at 10:43 p.m.


Quoting:
What if we play a game called "Name that smell"?  I will start:

Tuna Fish  ;D


End Quote



If you keep searching, will it be found in a pantry? Where IS that smell coming from?!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Rice Cube on 05/07/03 at 10:46 p.m.

So, do you prefer fat Buddha or thin Buddha?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Confused on 05/07/03 at 10:51 p.m.


Quoting:
So, do you prefer fat Buddha or thin Buddha?
End Quote



I don't get it  ::)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Burt Reynolds on 05/07/03 at 10:54 p.m.

Me neither.

How about a game of rate the movie above?  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mariah Carey on 05/07/03 at 10:55 p.m.

Me first...


"Glitter"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Rice Cube on 05/07/03 at 10:55 p.m.


Quoting:


I don't get it  ::)


End Quote



This isn't the random thread?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Bret Michaels on 05/07/03 at 10:57 p.m.

What are we suppose to write?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Candy Corn on 05/07/03 at 11:00 p.m.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana


...Oops!, I'm on the wrong thread.  :P

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Simon Cowell on 05/08/03 at 01:54 a.m.


Quoting:
"Glitter"
End Quote



That is the most pathetic film I've ever seen.

"Who's That Girl" (starred Madonna)





Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Taoist on 05/08/03 at 04:08 a.m.

Quoting:
This isn't the random thread?
End Quote


I thought it was the 'Schizophrenic lurker' thread!

Do you often talk to yourself?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Holy Moly! on 05/08/03 at 12:08 a.m.


Quoting:
If you keep searching, will it be found in a pantry? Where IS that smell coming from?!
End Quote



Not to alarm you, but I think that smell is coming from your goatee.  :-X

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Morocco Mole on 05/08/03 at 12:20 a.m.

Has anyone seen my friend Secret Squirrel?  ???

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Looky Lou on 05/08/03 at 12:40 a.m.

Have you seen the soap opera over on the PPP board?  I think it's called "Days of Our Admirer's".  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Sifl on 05/08/03 at 01:02 p.m.

Why did Ollie's & my show get taken to the cleaners?  I SWEAR Chester doesn't do drugs!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Trix Rabbit on 05/08/03 at 02:49 p.m.

When will the kids let me eat Trix?
It's discrimination for kids not letting grown rabbits eating cereal. Especially one that has me as the mascot!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Bumble Bee on 05/08/03 at 03:10 p.m.


Quoting:
Have you seen the soap opera over on the PPP board?  I think it's called "Days of Our Admirer's".  ;D
End Quote




Yes, I have. But my favorite soap is "Siblings with record for most recordings" from the Before the 1970's board.
It's filled with drama & suspense.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Movie Magik on 05/08/03 at 08:03 p.m.

What game is this supposed to be?  ???

OK, I love watching "When the Grass Grow" on the Reality Channel.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Marlena Evans on 05/08/03 at 08:08 p.m.


Quoting:
Have you seen the soap opera over on the PPP board?  I think it's called "Days of Our Admirer's".  ;D
End Quote



In my professional soapy shrink opinion, I feel that this is a good thing, a cleansing thing. People are cleansing their feelings...much like they would cleanse their colons.....

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Billie Jean on 05/08/03 at 08:13 p.m.

I love watching "Michael Jackson's Bedtime Storytime Hour" on Jackolodeon.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Simon Cowell on 05/08/03 at 08:17 p.m.

"The Reality Channel" is the most atrocious idea I've ever heard since the idea of Michael Jackson showing his home movies.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Avril_fan on 05/08/03 at 08:34 p.m.

Should I post something?

How about this:


I don't really like Avril Lavigne!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: You Don't Know on 05/08/03 at 09:07 p.m.


Quoting:
Should I post something?

How about this:


I don't really like Avril Lavigne!!!

End Quote



Uh....yeah okay  ::)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lurkin' Lurky Lurk on 05/08/03 at 09:33 p.m.

Yay!!! I'm on this thread!!! Yay!!!
I'm on this thread, yay!!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Bobby Fletcher on 05/08/03 at 09:35 p.m.

BUUURRRPPP!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Avril_fan on 05/08/03 at 11:34 p.m.

I really, really dislike Avril Lavigne!!!

I can't stand all of her songs.

Plus...she's not even a real skater.
She CAN'T skateboard!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Valley Girl on 05/08/03 at 11:39 p.m.


Quoting:
"Who's That Girl" (starred Madonna)
End Quote




Ewww gross!!! Gag me with a spoon!!!

"Howard the Duck"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Critic on 05/08/03 at 11:41 p.m.

It stinks!


"Stay Tuned"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Gingerbread Cookies on 05/09/03 at 03:17 a.m.

Ha Ha Ha Once, no one can catch us!!!s

http://celebrate.faithweb.com/images/gbhouse1.jpg

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Ozzy on 05/09/03 at 03:19 a.m.

Sharon!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Bizarro World on 05/09/03 at 03:27 a.m.

In Bizarro World, "The Pitts" is the greatest show of this season.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Britney Spears on 05/09/03 at 03:36 a.m.

Hey, now I'm announcing that my fame is dwindling and that I'll be on "Celebrity Boxing" next year against Christina Aguilera.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Matt LeBlanc on 05/09/03 at 05:23 p.m.

How about some sex games? ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Britney Spears on 05/09/03 at 05:27 p.m.


Quoting:
How about some sex games? ;D
End Quote



Ooh! I'll go first!!!

Uh? How does this game work?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Richard Simmons on 05/09/03 at 08:42 p.m.

Let's play a game for boys only  :D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/09/03 at 10:11 p.m.

If "Weird Al" messes up with my song & makes a video outta it, I'll bash him into my new album. Ha! Ha!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Moby on 05/09/03 at 10:13 p.m.


Quoting:
If "Weird Al" messes up with my song & makes a video outta it, I'll bash him into my new album. Ha! Ha!


End Quote



Not unless I bash you first jackass!  8)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Dr Dre on 05/09/03 at 10:13 p.m.


Ah, Em, you a basehead. Get steppin'!  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Elton John on 05/09/03 at 10:15 p.m.

You can count me!  Eminem is a bloody homophobic liar anyway!  8) 8) 8)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Billy Joel on 05/09/03 at 10:16 p.m.

I got yer back Reggie! Oops I mean Elton.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: "Weird Al" Yankovic on 05/09/03 at 10:23 p.m.

OOOHHH I'm scared. The mean old Vanilla Ice clone will bash me!!!

Ha Ha Ha!!! I'm THE KING OF PARODY!!!!
I CAN MAKE A PARODY OF MADONNA'S RECENT SINGLE "AMERICAN LIFE"
AND CALL IT "EMINEM'S LIFE" THAT WILL BE FILLED WITH
INSULTS THAT WILL DIRECTLY TARGET EMINEM!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eddie Murphy on 05/09/03 at 10:29 p.m.

Hey now,listen, I think Weird Al is cool, man,it is uncool for you not to let the little guy do a video Em. I decided I will do my Buckwheat for al in his next video.

Buh-whee sings Polkah  :)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: 50 Cent on 05/09/03 at 10:31 p.m.

Yo, Em.  Ya aint all that.  Give it up homie!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Vanilla Ice on 05/09/03 at 10:49 p.m.

How come "Weird Al" never made a kewl parody out of the Ice Man?  Yep Yep

He only put my song into his polka.

I deserve better like Michael Jackson & Nirvana.

Yeeeeaaahhh Boooyyyeee!!!!

I'm the master of streetonomics a true lyricist poet.
Without me, Eminem would be flippin' burgers at Burger King, where I now work at. Yep Yep To the extereme!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Tiffany on 05/09/03 at 10:58 p.m.

Hey, have anybody remember me?

I'm the one who posed nude last year to try to regain my fame.


Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Jerry Seinfeld on 05/09/03 at 11:01 p.m.

What's the main purpose of this thread?
I want to know?
How many lurkers are there on this board?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Christina Aguilera on 05/09/03 at 11:06 p.m.

Next week, I'll be on "Jerry Springer" since I'm now washed up & still dresses up like a tramp.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Banasy on 05/09/03 at 11:10 p.m.


Quoting:

I thought it was the 'Schizophrenic lurker' thread!

End Quote


LOL! Or maybe the 'Sybil' thread.....

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Sally Field on 05/09/03 at 11:16 p.m.

I know you all really like me, you all really like me!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/09/03 at 11:25 p.m.

I wonder if I would get kicked out of the convent If I were to run off with Carlos and cheat on him, steal his money, then run off with Burt Reynolds with his rig!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Loni Anderson on 05/09/03 at 11:34 p.m.

Sally, honey, I have been there and done that. No big.  ::)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/09/03 at 11:36 p.m.

No Sally Field, they DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU!!!
And I don't too!!!

Now go back into "E.R." playing Abby's messed up mom!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: 50 Cent on 05/09/03 at 11:37 p.m.

Hey, I would go out with Sally.  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/09/03 at 11:41 p.m.

Burt Reynolds is da man!!!

I idolized him back in the day.

One day, I'll star in a remake of "Smokey & The Bandit".
It'll be the bomb in the box office like "8 Mile".

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/09/03 at 11:47 p.m.

Screw Carlos & Burt, I'll run off with 50 Cent and drive off with Snoop Dogg and the Dogg Pound.

Then I'll change my name to the Fly Nun, a.k.a. Sista B' trille.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: David Spade on 05/09/03 at 11:50 p.m.

Mind If I tag along with The Flying Nun & 50 Cent?

I'm nobody without Chris Farley & "Just Shoot Me" is now canned.  :'(

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Tom Green & Kid Rock on 05/09/03 at 11:54 p.m.

Hey Sally, mind we go along with 50 Cent & David Spade.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/09/03 at 11:56 p.m.

Yes, 50 Cent, David Spade, Tom Green, Kid Rock, and I will go to Vegas and blow off all of our money & get drunk!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Snoop Dogg on 05/10/03 at 00:00 a.m.

Y'all have to pay for my fizzle hizzle low rider.
Now get out. Since I don't give a **** about your shows.
Though I did appear on "Just Shoot Me".

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Jerry Springer on 05/10/03 at 00:04 a.m.

Hey Snoop, I thought you were doing that girls gone wild gig?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Snoop Dogg on 05/10/03 at 00:07 a.m.

Yeah I was till Sally Field and some fools came aound and begged me for a low rider.

Now I'm going back to Can Cun with "Girls Gone Wild".

And Sally better not smash my loe rider or she'll have to go to a real E.R.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Dana Scully on 05/10/03 at 03:58 a.m.

Great, now I've spotted a strange figure that resembles a young Sally Field dressed up as a nun with a big ol' hat.

I must contact Mulder.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mulder on 05/10/03 at 03:59 a.m.

Great, cheesy old sitcom characters and 3rd rate celebs are really out there.

What does the Flying Nun want from us?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/10/03 at 04:01 a.m.

Ow, my stomach. I feel like I have to go to the bathroom.  :P

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: George Costanza on 05/10/03 at 04:03 a.m.

Oh Great!!! Who threw a smelly pile of manure on my new car?!

I bet it was a discusting trick from Johnny Knoxville!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Johnny Knoxville on 05/10/03 at 04:06 a.m.

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I will now attempt to skateboard over a tank with two great white sharks.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: George Costanza on 05/10/03 at 04:09 a.m.

Here Jerry, I bought you a brand new car.

If you don't want it, I can give it to Kramer.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: David Spade on 05/10/03 at 04:13 a.m.

I've read this "New Games" thread since it was called the "Celebrity Chain Game" thread.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Fonz on 05/10/03 at 04:19 a.m.

Heeeyyy!!! Johnny, can I do your "skateboarding the shark" trick for you?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mulder on 05/10/03 at 04:24 a.m.

The truth is out there.

Now I can only imagine why The Flying Nun is still soaring in reruns?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/10/03 at 04:32 a.m.

Owwwww, my tummy hurts after eating refried beans.  :(
Now I can't stop passing gas during my flights.

Currently, I'm soaring above the MTV Beach House in Can Cun.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Johnny Knoville on 05/10/03 at 04:35 p.m.

A gassy flying nun? I didn't I though of it before?  ::)

All I need is that Flying Nun outfit and a huge bowl of refried beans.

I wonder if Sally Field would lend me the costume?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Tom Green on 05/10/03 at 04:40 p.m.

Not If I try it first Johnny!!!

You stole my title of "Grossest MTV Loser"!!!

And your movie made morte bucks than my last two flops!!!

I'm gonna top your stunt by bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon wearing a thong at very cold weather!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Super Dave on 05/10/03 at 04:46 p.m.

Tom & Johnny...I'm also gonna be part of your challenge!!!

Whoever pulls out the most gross out, dangerous, & idiotic stunt wins!!!

Now, I'll call up The Flying Nun if she wants to be part of our challenge!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mills Lane on 05/10/03 at 04:50 p.m.

Let's Get It On!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Sally Field on 05/10/03 at 04:54 p.m.

Yes, I'm part of the challenge!!!

I'm a two time Academy Award winning serious actress!!!
I'm way more superior compared to those hasbeens.

BTW, Who's Super Dave Osbourne?

Ozzy's relative?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Ozzy Osbourne on 05/10/03 at 04:58 p.m.

Well I am the f****** dark prince of ******* darkness!!!

Well, Sooper Dahhve issa my son. I think.

Sharon, do you know any Dave  Osbourne?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Bobby Trendy on 05/10/03 at 05:03 p.m.

I wonder if E! will give me my own spin off?
My show will be like a cross over of Trading Spaces and Anna Nicole Show.

Or even better. If I were to team up with Jason Dill, the screw up skater bum, from The Osbournes.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Drew Carey on 05/10/03 at 05:15 p.m.

I'm such a fat drunken loser that I make the Bundys look like the luckiest TV family in the unuverse!!!


And ABC now canned my show.

Best If I go to "Hollywood Squares" with my true love, Buzz Beer.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Drew Carey on 05/10/03 at 05:21 p.m.

I wonder if Britney Spears is interested in drunken, ugly, unfunny stand up comics?

I haven't dated since... EVER!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Drew Carey on 05/10/03 at 05:25 p.m.

I wonder if Sally Field is also interested to go out with a loser.

Well, I hope  to meet Britney & Christina off the street corner.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 07:08 p.m.

Drew Carey will never score for the rest of his life!! Ha! Ha!
Only if I can tip him like a cow during his act.

His show sucks too!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 07:21 p.m.

Let's all play "Bash A Celebrity Above" game!!!  ;D



Subject: Re: New games

Written By: "Weird Al" Yankovic on 05/10/03 at 07:27 p.m.

How about "Polka Patterns Game"!!!!!!


Get ready to polka!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 07:30 p.m.

Shut the f<^> UP "Weird Al"!!!

And I only like your older stuff better!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Moby on 05/10/03 at 07:32 p.m.

Eminem, I think you have a tempermental problem and in need of a shrink.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Phoebe on 05/10/03 at 07:42 p.m.

Okay, Eminem, whatever! You know that Smelly Cat beats all of your music! Just for that Weird Al and I are going to do a duet!  >:(

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Tipper Gore on 05/10/03 at 07:43 p.m.

This thread is very innapropiate and disturbing!!!  
Where's the wholesome morals & values?

Now it's all profanity, vulgarity, and poop.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 07:45 p.m.


Quoting:
Okay, Eminem, whatever! You know that Smelly Cat beats all of your music! Just for that Weird Al and I are going to do a duet!  >:(
End Quote




OK, Phoebe. Now you'll be memtioned on my next record.
It'll be called "Who Needs Friends".

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 07:47 p.m.

Let's all now play "Bash The H3ll Outta 'Weird Al' Yankovic"!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Vanilla Ice on 05/10/03 at 07:49 p.m.

Yep! Yep! Let's all  bash that punk that ruined my career!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Snoop Doggy on 05/10/03 at 07:51 p.m.


Quoting:
Let's all now play "Bash The H3ll Outta 'Weird Al' Yankovic"!!!
End Quote



Em, shut up! You know you just talking *&@# you skinny little blonde white trash skank! Go have your uncle sell another house of yours on Ebay!!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/10/03 at 07:53 p.m.

:D C'mon everybody!!! Let's all play a game of "Let's Bash Eminem"!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Winona Ryder on 05/10/03 at 08:04 p.m.

Better Eminem than me! I am above being bashed.

By the way, check out this beautiful pair of socks I just picked up.... :)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Jay Z on 05/10/03 at 08:07 p.m.

Hey!!! Winona Ryder just stole my bling bling!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Winona Ryder on 05/10/03 at 08:15 p.m.

I so did not steal it!  I am taking medicine that made me temporarily forget that I had removed it from you! And I am going to get the best lawyer money can buy if I am prosecuted.

Good thing I lifted all those nice somber outfits if I have to go to court again.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Kirk Cameron on 05/10/03 at 08:25 p.m.

Can somebody tell me where Is "Holly Squares".
My agent told me that it's where I belong.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lurky Lurkin' Lurk on 05/10/03 at 08:44 p.m.

Let's play "Name That Fish"!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Avoid the Noid on 05/10/03 at 08:50 p.m.

(Translation from his thoughts:)

I want to eat that tastey pizza!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Smokey on 05/10/03 at 08:53 p.m.

Can anyone jump in and play, or do I need an invitation? ::)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/10/03 at 08:55 p.m.

Just jump in and play!!! :D

Uh Oh! I think I'm gonna pass gas from the nachos Beavis & Butt-Head had given me!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: SpongeBob SquarePants on 05/10/03 at 08:58 p.m.

Ewww!!! Did somebody just cut the cheese?  :P

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Simon LeBon on 05/10/03 at 09:00 p.m.

Right now, I'm feeling hungry like the wolf!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lurkers Unite!!! on 05/10/03 at 09:09 p.m.

Why not play the "Lurker Admirers" game!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 11:41 p.m.

I'm the all time greatest MC, so don't even dare diss me!!!

First, I'll banish "Weird Al" Yankovic to a rocket that will send him into a black hole.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Vanilla Ice on 05/10/03 at 11:42 p.m.

Yeeeaaahhh Boooyyyeee!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: &quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic on 05/10/03 at 11:46 p.m.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Anything but that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm too wussy to go to outer space with the Raelians!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/10/03 at 11:47 p.m.

Go eat dog ^><^ "Weird Al"!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: King of the Raeliens on 05/10/03 at 11:49 p.m.

Come on "Weird Al", you're now with one of us.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mariah Carey on 05/10/03 at 11:50 p.m.

Yeah, It'll be fun. And I'm the Emperess of the new world!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Captain Kirk on 05/10/03 at 11:53 p.m.

Captain's log, 8675309 90210. Wer're now encountering another space ship filled with nutty idiots who calls themselves "The Raeliens".

Oh, great. Is this a "Jerry Springer" cross over?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mork on 05/10/03 at 11:55 p.m.

Nanoo Nanoo, I'm Mork from the Planet Ork.
And meet my girlfriend Bjork.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Bjork on 05/10/03 at 11:56 p.m.

Oooh Look at the pretty colors of the rainbow.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Britney Spears on 05/10/03 at 11:59 p.m.

Is there a thong bikini in a much smaller size?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Eminem on 05/11/03 at 00:01 a.m.

Great that "Weird Al" is now in some f^<>ed up sci fi show.

Ha! Ha! Oh great, I think a UFO just parked right onto my yard!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Brak on 05/11/03 at 00:04 a.m.

Yeah Emmy, You think you're a bas @$$.
Do you wanna challenge me on a hip hop battle?
I'm the fasted emcee of the universe!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Helio Castroneves on 05/11/03 at 00:07 a.m.

Boy, deed eet rain hard today heer een eendy!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mulder on 05/11/03 at 00:08 a.m.

Now I'm encountering with a so-called bad boy rapper and some idiotic alien. I now must get an appointment with Dr. Frasier Krane.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Scully on 05/11/03 at 00:10 a.m.

You don't know the half of it, Mulder!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/11/03 at 00:11 a.m.

Owwwwwwww, my tummy still hurts from all that refried beans I ate from lunch.  :(

I'm gonna be sick and I'm still flying... :P

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Xander Harris on 05/11/03 at 01:54 a.m.

I'm still feeling the frozen pizza I had last night.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Barbara Striestand on 05/11/03 at 01:59 a.m.

Does anybody have a a kleenix a size of a large blanket?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Ren Hoek on 05/11/03 at 02:00 a.m.

You blithering eeedddiot!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Dolly Parton on 05/11/03 at 02:02 a.m.

How long does silicone last?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Britney Spears on 05/11/03 at 02:04 a.m.

I dunno? Can you repeat the question?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Rod Serling on 05/11/03 at 02:04 a.m.

Someone wrote a PM to me, uh I mean Indy Gent about "The Twilight Zone".

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Drew Carey on 05/11/03 at 02:08 a.m.

Oh nevermind, I am the biggest loser in the world!!!
The state of Ohio wouldn't even let me marry a bottle of beer.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: The Flying Nun on 05/11/03 at 02:13 a.m.

Uh Oh? I just flew into South Park!!! And I see a rabid donkey coming towards me!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Crocodile Hunter on 05/11/03 at 02:15 a.m.

By crikey! I'm now watching a rabid mule and an airbourne novice facing each other.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Simon Cowell on 05/11/03 at 02:47 a.m.

How about a game of "Rate the song above"?  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Paula Abdul on 05/11/03 at 03:09 a.m.

I'll go first...


"Rush Rush"  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Nelson on 05/11/03 at 03:41 a.m.


Quoting:
"Rush Rush"  ;D
End Quote



Crap, Crap


"(Can't Live Without Your) Love & Affection"?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Vanilla Ice on 05/11/03 at 03:42 a.m.


Quoting:
"(Can't Live Without Your) Love & Affection"?
End Quote



Wickkity Wack!!!


"Ice Ice Baby"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Milli Vanilli on 05/11/03 at 03:44 a.m.


Quoting:
"Ice Ice Baby"
End Quote



Buh Buh Buh Baby....This song suh suh suh suh suh (needle scratch) sucks


"Girl You Know It's True"?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Debbie Gibson on 05/11/03 at 03:47 a.m.


Quoting:
"Girl You Know It's True"?
End Quote





http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Park/7255/09.jpg
"Electric Youth"?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Debbie Gibson on 05/11/03 at 03:51 a.m.

Does anybody remember me?  ???

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Samantha Fox on 05/11/03 at 03:55 a.m.

Does anybody want to go out with me now...Since I'm now a nun.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Angelina Jolie on 05/11/03 at 03:28 p.m.

Why don't we all play "Let's Bash Each Other"?  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Daymon Wayans on 05/11/03 at 03:31 p.m.

Angelina, your lips are so big that you can drink outta a swimming pool!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Michael jackson on 05/11/03 at 04:02 p.m.

Daymon, your head is shaped like a male member.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Jimmy Kimmel on 05/11/03 at 11:20 p.m.

Jacko, you're so weird that you make the Osbournes look normal.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Carson Daly on 05/11/03 at 11:23 p.m.

Jimmy, you're so...uh? You're so.....

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Adam Curry on 05/11/03 at 11:24 p.m.

Carson, you're so dumb that you thought the USSR was a classic rock band.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Pauly Shore on 05/11/03 at 11:26 p.m.

Yeah, Carson makes me look like a rocket scientist.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Colin Farrell on 05/11/03 at 11:29 p.m.

Do you think falsifying celebrity names will send us all to gaol (jail for you Yanks)?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Martin Lawrence on 05/11/03 at 11:30 p.m.

Pauly, your brain is a size of a peanut!!! Wazzzz Up!!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Kennedy on 05/11/03 at 11:32 p.m.

Not as small as my conservative brain.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Seymore Buttz on 05/11/03 at 11:33 p.m.

Well, now I'm using non-famous names.  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lucy Bowells on 05/11/03 at 11:36 p.m.

So am I.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Sacred Hurl on 05/11/03 at 11:37 p.m.

Would "princessofpoop", "mice pubes", "southern spitoon", "APMS", "Dodo", "Pussbucket", "DJ Tanner", etc. be acceptable?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lurker Lurk on 05/11/03 at 11:40 p.m.

Please, don't use those names!!!! Or lurking might be banned!!!

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Rod Munch on 05/11/03 at 11:44 p.m.

Why not play "Bash celebrities without using their names"!!! ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Jimmy Stick on 05/11/03 at 11:50 p.m.

I think that potty mouthed white rapper is way too overrated and only gain fame by dissing other people in his songs.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lurky Lurkin' Lurk on 05/11/03 at 11:51 p.m.

That's not what I meant.  ???

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Rod Munch on 05/11/03 at 11:54 p.m.

I think the big breasted teeny bopper skank's should be on "A Trashy Talk Show".

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Gene Poole on 05/11/03 at 11:56 p.m.

What skank? Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Mandy Moore?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Stinky Whizzleteeth on 05/12/03 at 00:01 a.m.

All of the above.

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Hermen Crabb on 05/12/03 at 00:05 a.m.

I know!!! Let's play guess the celeb?




"The creepy looking white woman who once was a cool pop star"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Billy Jean on 05/12/03 at 00:12 a.m.

Uh? My guess would be Michael Jackson?

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Lucky Starr on 05/12/03 at 01:48 a.m.

I know!!!! It's Madonna!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Sonney Day on 05/12/03 at 01:55 a.m.

"former model turned drunken/fat trash talkin' slob"





Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Canker Sore on 05/12/03 at 06:06 p.m.

Anna Nicole Smith

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Nosey Todd on 05/12/03 at 06:10 p.m.

"Big nosed yenta who sings like a banshee"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Dick Smalls on 05/12/03 at 08:24 p.m.

Barbara Striestand



"Fat actor with buzz cut and a crappy sitcom"

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Apple Socks on 05/12/03 at 08:25 p.m.

I forgot his name...the drunken lummox from that ABC show.  ::)

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Buzz Baer on 05/12/03 at 08:29 p.m.

Drew Carey

Subject: Re: New games

Written By: Mayor McCheese on 05/12/03 at 08:33 p.m.

Here's a hard question.


"Big breasted bimbo with a brain the size of a peanut and was every perv's fantasy in 1995"