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I wonder why in a lot of my dreams, someone is holding onto my leg  ???  That's a bit weird.  ???
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Whoa, that is weird.  You don't have a wooden leg do you  ???

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Those legs float in a bath :)
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I am assuming one with a wooden leg would have to take off the limb before entering the pool, right?

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I would make some comment about your post Tao except my keyboard doesn't have that funny pound symbol.  I have this.... $  only.  So I'm quite limited in my currency discussions.  :(
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Funnily enough, neither does mine (dodgy American keyboard)
Try holding down ALT whilst typing 156 on the numeric keypad.  Maybe soon we'll dump our currency and adopt the Euro?

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£..... Oh my gosh, it works.  :o   Is there something I can hold down to actually print the stuff?  My English friend sent me 7 CD's the other day and it cost a mere £1.40.  That's all the way from England to Australia.  I think you got ripped off Tao.  :P
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Mine was recorded delivery, that means the postie will need a signature before delivery so that I can prove that the parcel was sent and received!

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My fault.  I only carried on the post man thread  :(

I promise not to do it again.
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No Karen.  I'm not saying it's a bad thing.  The kinkier the better!   ;D

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The neighbours are moving and I noticed that they have a lot of pee stains on their matress.
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That what they call on "Seinfeld" a "Poppy" stain, after the restauranteer with the bladder leakage whenever he is aggitated.

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Do pelvic floor exercises work for men too?

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Do pelvic floor exercises work for men too?
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I imagine so!

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Why do Mandamoo and Dooley and Karen and Tao always leave right after I get here? ??? :'(
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I had a Messenger interruption from a very talkative mate, which quite often happens at that hour.  But it's 12.30 am now and to bed I must go.   :)

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Why do Mandamoo and Dooley and Karen and Tao always leave right after I get here? ??? :'(
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And me ?  Purely coincidence Zed.......I often pop in and out at this time but now it's over and out for me !  Night !

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Nor do I (or do I, Malkie ?)  8)
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Ha! Where's Billy Boy when ya need 'im? ;D

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I understand that putting a few grains of uncooked rice in your salt shaker helps clear that up.
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Eeeeeewwwww! Shouldn't Rice be cooked first, and then cubed? ::)

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Have a Rice Day  :)
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Rice Cube is definatly one of the coolest names ever

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Rice Cube is definatly one of the coolest names ever


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I dunno - I thought "Corked Bat" was interesting.... :P

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What's up with those Everly Brothers? ???
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I used to have a fleet of Matchbox "Red London Buses"  :D
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I have the red bus! I also have the green bus and the greyhound bus and the coach...

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:( I am off to the dentist now for a 2.30 appointment.  Which is ironic I think
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I got the joke Karen  ;D  Good luck  :)

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I haven't had an appointment anywhere for ages.
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I could write a parody about this thread...

to the tune of "the long and winding road"-Beatles

"The long and useless post..."

but no one but you guys would know what I was talking about...
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You can wwrite it anyway Michael, and sing it to us on the island.... :)

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I'm only here til The Panel starts
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The Panel?  Not an east coaster boris?

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Cane Toads WILL die !  8)
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Oh dear!  You may be right Mandamoo.  Qld is losing the plot it seems!

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This last post must be the saddest I have ever read  :'(
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Aw.....cheer up FB there's still another two bouts ! ;) :D

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72.6% of all threads on this board eventually work their way around to sex...

35.9% work their way around to kinky sex....

The percentage is higher if I am around.... ;D ;D
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You have way too much time on your hands, Zella... ;D
did that work its way towards sex?  Was that smily suggestive?

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If only it were still the fifteenth...
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it is in the Western and Mountain time zones...

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I've often pondered the question - 'How long is a piece of string ?'  
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Depending on what it's attached to, hopefully not too long  :P :-[ :-[ ;D

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I've often pondered the question - 'How long is a piece of string ?'  
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Uh-oh Boris...

Does this mean you are a gooner?  :'(

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Queensland;  State of Origin champs for 2003.......not likely !
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Now I'm being harrassed from inside my own country - I will have to see to it that you are taught a lesson mandamoo  >:( ;D

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Uh-oh Boris...

Does this mean you are a gooner?  :'(
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Lol how did you guess?

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Lol how did you guess?
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I interpreted your non-too-subtle statement  ;)  Hee hee

I am a peacock, so you have the last laugh huh  :-[ :-[ :-[

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I interpreted your non-too-subtle statement  ;)  Hee hee

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I will admit to a little titter when we drove past Elland Road in November

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Do you mean tighter or t*ttier? ;D
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Lol I meant what I said....titter!   :P

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Lol I meant what I said....titter!   :P
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As in "Titter and Titter" or "I need a bigger blouse 'cause I'm starting to get titter."?  ;)

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I wish!
As in titter - a cross between a smirk and giggle

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I wish!
As in titter - a cross between a smirk and giggle
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You mean as a cross between a gurk and a smiggle?  ;)

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more a snotter and a snigger

lmao - sblack?

apparantly you can't use a commonly used word in England meaning to laugh on here so i'll change it to snicker..cheers Indie

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more a snotter and a snigger

lmao - sblack?

apparantly you can't use a commonly used word in England meaning to laugh on here so i'll change it to snicker..cheers Indie
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Worthless ?  Mosquitoes !  What were they thinking when they went on the drawing board !  ::)
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But they are very useful.... else they would have had to rename Indoorapilly! :o

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But they are very useful.... else they would have had to rename Indoorapilly! :o
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What is it about Indooroopilly you find so hard to spell ?  Ha ha !  ;D

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What is it about Indooroopilly you find so hard to spell ?  Ha ha !  ;D
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All those extra 'oo's' are pretty worthless! ::)

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The worthless letters are worth the most in "Scrabble". Go figure. :-/
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So I'm the only person to fit a B on the end of JAM and get BEZIQUE to win a game? Well, I gotta admit, I was lucky.

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My most memorable Scrabble moment was when I was playing two other friends.  I was already winning by about 150 points when I ended the game with "Defamed" on a triple word score, with "id" and "be" thrown in because I built off of my previous word, "squib" ;D  Got the 50 point premium plus I don't know what else.  It was great.  They had full racks of letters too, so I got those points!  ;D

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What the heck is a Daimios?  :D

We gotta play some Yahoo Literati, Bobo ;D
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Daimios were the most important Japanese rulers between the years 1100 and 1850. They held dynastic control over semi-autonomous territories, and lesser territorial lords were pledged to support greater ones.End Quote

Amazing that that is in the official Scrabble dictionary 8)

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As for Literati... I'm going to need a Yahoo ID first...

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Hop to it!  :D

Literati doesn't have a set number of letters though...totally randomized, so you can't count tiles :P

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Amazing that that is in the official Scrabble dictionary 8)

Hop to it!  :D

Literati doesn't have a set number of letters though...totally randomized, so you can't count tiles :P
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Yeah, I figured. I'm playing it right now, in fact. Just signed up as a Yahoo person.

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I'm playing it right now, in fact. Just signed up as a Yahoo person.
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Gimme a review 8)  I may join in eventually ;D

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I thought a thought, but the thought I thought WASN'T the thought I thought that I thought I thought. NOW if the thought I thought wasn't the thought that I thought I thought then I wouldn't have thought so much...you think?

and by the way.....
Of all the smells I ever smelled I never smelled a piece of smelt like the piece of smelt I smelled! Yuck!

drugs are bad...so I've heard
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There seems to be a lot of drugs floating around the second story thread, too.
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Daimios were the most important Japanese rulers between the years 1100 and 1850. They held dynastic control over semi-autonomous territories, and lesser territorial lords were pledged to support greater ones.

As for Literati... I'm going to need a Yahoo ID first...

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hate to burst your bubble, Bobo, but that was Darius

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What the heck is a Daimios?  :D

We gotta play some Yahoo Literati, Bobo ;D
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hey, I could go for a game of Literati or word racer for that matter...

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hate to burst your bubble, Bobo, but that was Darius
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and I believe that was Persia, about 35 BC-y.50...I think

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hate to burst your bubble, Bobo, but that was Darius
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No wonder it didn't sound right...

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lol