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Subject: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/23/03 at 06:42 a.m.
Here we go again !
In the bathroom of Philbo's house....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: boris66au on 07/23/03 at 06:59 a.m.
he screamed when he spotted a mouse....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/23/03 at 07:01 a.m.
He jumped on a stool
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: boris66au on 07/23/03 at 07:02 a.m.
being not at all cool...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/23/03 at 07:11 a.m.
and it with petrol he did douse..... :-/
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/23/03 at 08:41 a.m.
He had to call in the fire brigade
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/23/03 at 08:51 a.m.
But, unluckily they were delayed
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/23/03 at 08:54 a.m.
As the flames rose higher
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/23/03 at 08:57 a.m.
Phil put out the fire
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Taoist on 07/23/03 at 09:03 a.m.
With a mighty spray of Philbo-ade ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/23/03 at 09:06 a.m.
But sadly he singed a few things,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/23/03 at 10:32 a.m.
His moustache, and toenail clippings
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/23/03 at 06:29 p.m.
His nose, it did melt....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/23/03 at 06:55 p.m.
And he no longer smelled,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/23/03 at 07:02 p.m.
And the fire brigade's phone, it did ring
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/24/03 at 02:42 a.m.
The phone was answered by Fireman Sam
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: boris66au on 07/24/03 at 04:21 a.m.
busy showing his hose on webcam...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/24/03 at 04:49 a.m.
he put it away
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: boris66au on 07/24/03 at 05:04 a.m.
long and straight it did lay
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/24/03 at 05:36 a.m.
That Sam is a bit of a ham.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/24/03 at 06:20 a.m.
So what shall we rhyme about now?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/24/03 at 06:22 a.m.
the farmer and his brown cow
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/24/03 at 06:31 a.m.
It gave milk by the bucket,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Taoist on 07/24/03 at 06:43 a.m.
The bull loved to f ;D
But we were planning to cook it
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/24/03 at 06:47 a.m.
If only we could decide how
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/24/03 at 11:49 a.m.
An oven the size of a trailer
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/24/03 at 10:33 p.m.
And a BBQ chef from Australia,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/25/03 at 03:30 a.m.
now cut up the cow
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/25/03 at 05:46 a.m.
With a chainsaw and plough
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/25/03 at 05:53 a.m.
T'was very damn tasty I tell ya !
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: boris66au on 07/25/03 at 05:54 a.m.
The poor bull he did mourn in his stable
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/25/03 at 06:47 a.m.
At the sight of his mate on the table,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/25/03 at 07:18 a.m.
It was in marinade
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/25/03 at 07:49 a.m.
That my mum made
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/25/03 at 08:01 a.m.
T'was radioactively unstable ;-)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/25/03 at 08:23 a.m.
After we'd all eaten our fill, Not our Phil!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/25/03 at 09:09 a.m.
We all went green and felt ill I should be so lucky!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/25/03 at 04:19 p.m.
The ambulance came, Thought you'd like that!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/25/03 at 11:57 p.m.
and handed out blame....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 07/26/03 at 00:03 a.m.
Would have tasted better with dill
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/26/03 at 00:09 a.m.
Phil was having a bad hair day
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 07/26/03 at 00:12 a.m.
As he combed it every which way
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/26/03 at 00:17 a.m.
but it would not sit still
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 07/26/03 at 00:34 a.m.
It went whither it will
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/26/03 at 00:41 a.m.
Bad words Phil was heard to say...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 07/26/03 at 00:44 a.m.
Like geesh goldurn blimey darn tootin'
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/26/03 at 00:47 a.m.
On his instrument he was tootlin'
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/26/03 at 03:53 a.m.
T'was a mournful tune,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/26/03 at 07:35 a.m.
Under a sailor's moon....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/26/03 at 08:23 a.m.
He'd be much better off boot scootin'
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Devon Girl on 07/26/03 at 02:32 p.m.
A man with a very long beard,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/26/03 at 11:10 p.m.
Drank until he was 'beered'
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 07/26/03 at 11:30 p.m.
Everything looked so blurry
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/27/03 at 00:50 a.m.
His tongue went all furry
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 07/27/03 at 00:55 a.m.
And he felt overallily weird
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/27/03 at 01:51 a.m.
I'd like to visit the north pole,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/27/03 at 06:26 a.m.
I hear that it gets very cold
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/27/03 at 05:08 p.m.
My thermals I'll wear,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/27/03 at 06:33 p.m.
They make me look bare.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/28/03 at 00:15 a.m.
But they get the job done on the whole.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/28/03 at 05:07 a.m.
Is there anyone out there today?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/28/03 at 05:37 a.m.
Just me Dooley, G'day !
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/28/03 at 06:25 a.m.
I'm here on my own :'(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/28/03 at 06:26 a.m.
You're not alone :-/
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/28/03 at 06:28 a.m.
Someone else is here, hooray!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/28/03 at 06:34 a.m.
While waiting around to play....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/28/03 at 06:35 a.m.
And thinking of something to say
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/28/03 at 06:37 a.m.
I read a book
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Joelle on 07/28/03 at 06:46 a.m.
about how to cook
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/28/03 at 06:58 a.m.
We needed you here the other day!!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/28/03 at 07:16 a.m.
So what was left to say...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/28/03 at 07:34 a.m.
Wasn't it cold here today?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/28/03 at 07:42 a.m.
Well, what with the air con
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/28/03 at 07:56 a.m.
t-shirt and shorts on
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 07/29/03 at 04:20 a.m.
There's no way I'd go out and play
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/29/03 at 06:52 a.m.
I thought I might learn belly dancing,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/29/03 at 07:57 a.m.
'Cause it can look very entrancing
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/29/03 at 07:57 a.m.
Then men I could be entrancing
beaten to it by Philbo!
I'd shimmy and shake
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/29/03 at 08:19 a.m.
Like a mini earthquake,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/30/03 at 02:47 a.m.
It wouldn't be image enhancing :'(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/30/03 at 03:55 a.m.
Maybe I'll get down and try limbo
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/30/03 at 04:19 a.m.
Is it easier if you're a bimbo?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/30/03 at 06:17 a.m.
Just shake it and see....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/30/03 at 07:14 a.m.
Yes, please go down for me
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/30/03 at 07:19 a.m.
Sure it it ain't no "Himbo" :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/30/03 at 09:39 a.m.
At our age we shouldn't contort!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/30/03 at 09:44 a.m.
Though it's fun, I have to report :P
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/30/03 at 10:47 a.m.
Excessive contortions
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/30/03 at 12:45 a.m.
They gave him a notion
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 07/31/03 at 08:54 p.m.
Of the highly unmentionable sort.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/01/03 at 05:10 a.m.
Well after National Orgasm Day
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/01/03 at 05:46 a.m.
I'm exhausted is all I can say,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/01/03 at 05:49 a.m.
first I was moaning
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/01/03 at 05:55 a.m.
And noisily groaning,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/01/03 at 05:58 a.m.
and after, well what can I say?
;D
(and I think we'll leave that topic there before we get modded!)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/01/03 at 06:01 a.m.
What have you planned this weekend?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/01/03 at 06:16 a.m.
on the weather it will depend
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/01/03 at 06:23 a.m.
If there's plenty of sun,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/03/03 at 01:52 a.m.
It will add to the fun
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/03/03 at 05:06 a.m.
Maybe a day in the park with a friend
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/03/03 at 05:25 a.m.
It is Brass Monkey weather :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/03/03 at 05:26 a.m.
So don't wear leather ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/03/03 at 05:31 a.m.
Dress up real warm
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/03/03 at 07:03 a.m.
They said it might storm
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Ripp on 08/03/03 at 10:50 a.m.
Outside it's warm - 'storm, the twentieth of never!'
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/04/03 at 05:10 a.m.
this week we'll hit 100 degrees
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/04/03 at 05:26 a.m.
The weather bureau ignored my pleas
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/04/03 at 05:29 a.m.
Stay in the shade
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/04/03 at 05:42 a.m.
And you'll have it made
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/04/03 at 09:23 p.m.
Just relaxing under the trees
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/05/03 at 02:10 a.m.
I'm glad the board games are back
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/05/03 at 03:11 a.m.
I fixed them with a hammer whack,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/05/03 at 03:24 a.m.
We were very sad :'(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/05/03 at 03:38 a.m.
That things had all gone bad
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/05/03 at 05:42 a.m.
But now they're right back on track, Jack
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/05/03 at 06:12 a.m.
I thought we'd been censored for good!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/05/03 at 06:18 a.m.
I too, wondered why we should
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/05/03 at 06:25 a.m.
At times we were naughty,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/05/03 at 06:30 a.m.
And maybe a tad haughty
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/05/03 at 06:41 a.m.
But ya know! We're just misunderstood!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/06/03 at 04:35 a.m.
I'm doing the weirdest thing at work today
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/06/03 at 05:32 a.m.
Should I ask...what the hey
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/06/03 at 05:47 a.m.
Do you think it is rude?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/06/03 at 06:00 a.m.
Might even be crude :-/
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/06/03 at 06:25 a.m.
Alas, it is work, not play :(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/06/03 at 06:35 a.m.
I'm sitting here at my computer...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/06/03 at 06:38 a.m.
Wishing I had a private tutor
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/06/03 at 08:25 a.m.
It would cost the earth
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/06/03 at 08:54 a.m.
and give them some mirth :-/
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/06/03 at 09:20 a.m.
When the tutor decided to shoot 'er
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/07/03 at 06:23 a.m.
Wonder what Karen is doing at work....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/07/03 at 06:56 a.m.
Playing board games is a major perk,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/07/03 at 06:58 a.m.
Its more fun here
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/07/03 at 07:03 a.m.
We're a bundle of cheer,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/07/03 at 07:15 a.m.
Its better than arguing with some jerk
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/07/03 at 07:16 a.m.
Actually I'm trying to mend a walking manikin
(Well you did ask)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/07/03 at 07:45 a.m.
It's a likeness of Erich von Daniken
(was that supposed to be a first line?)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/07/03 at 08:21 a.m.
It lumbers about
(Sure, why not)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/07/03 at 10:10 a.m.
And catches fresh trout
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/07/03 at 04:15 p.m.
But when the boss saw, the sh*t hit the fan again.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/08/03 at 03:28 a.m.
That was a holydooley doozy of a rhyme
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/08/03 at 03:58 a.m.
I'm glad they're not that hard all the time
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/08/03 at 04:52 a.m.
OK, I'll try and please-ee
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/08/03 at 05:09 a.m.
and make them easy ;)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/08/03 at 05:26 a.m.
Make mine with a dash of lime
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/08/03 at 05:30 a.m.
;D There's really no rhyme that's too hard,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/08/03 at 05:51 a.m.
At least, so sayeth the bard
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/08/03 at 06:00 a.m.
let's do one about oranges
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/08/03 at 06:06 a.m.
I like them as flavoured lozenges
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/08/03 at 06:59 a.m.
'Twas a clever turn of the card ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/08/03 at 07:50 a.m.
OK, let's make it more difficult
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/08/03 at 08:22 a.m.
You can clear up sinus by sniffing salt,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/08/03 at 08:44 a.m.
It makes your snot purple
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/08/03 at 09:16 a.m.
And like "Mott the Hurple"
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/08/03 at 06:04 p.m.
You can still make up words if adult! ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/09/03 at 02:32 a.m.
Let's try one about jeans...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/09/03 at 04:40 a.m.
They've changed quite a lot since my teens,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/09/03 at 04:59 a.m.
Different styles and designs
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Meriadoc on 08/10/03 at 00:05 a.m.
Don't forget Calvin Kleins
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/10/03 at 01:46 a.m.
I hear they fall apart at the seams
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/10/03 at 09:09 p.m.
Another working week started,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/10/03 at 10:19 p.m.
My holidays all soon departed :(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Grendle on 08/11/03 at 01:33 a.m.
They flew like a kite
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/11/03 at 02:04 a.m.
went faster than light
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/11/03 at 05:29 a.m.
T'is why I feel very down hearted :'(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/11/03 at 05:56 a.m.
Yet, tomorrow's another day....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/11/03 at 05:58 a.m.
I hope they remember my pay
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/11/03 at 06:19 a.m.
Else you'll be broke
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/11/03 at 06:27 a.m.
Oh no ! Can't afford Coke ! (a cola )
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/11/03 at 06:34 a.m.
No need, Cola, for you to say :)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/11/03 at 06:36 a.m.
Did you hear about poor old Sid ?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/11/03 at 07:00 a.m.
No, what was it he did?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/11/03 at 07:13 a.m.
On the road he was hit
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/11/03 at 07:57 a.m.
it hurt him a bit
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/11/03 at 07:59 a.m.
T'was a hideous vermicious knid!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/11/03 at 09:44 p.m.
So you've heard of the knid from Snorpottom?? :o
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/12/03 at 03:00 a.m.
Who had a huge wart on his elbow
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/12/03 at 03:01 a.m.
It was hideous and green
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Written By: HolyDooley on 08/12/03 at 04:32 a.m.
Not at all like the queen,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/12/03 at 04:45 a.m.
Who said "Well, one knows when one's got 'em"
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Written By: HolyDooley on 08/12/03 at 08:37 a.m.
lol.
There's a sure fire cure for warts,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/12/03 at 10:27 a.m.
A chainsaw or some other saw of sorts
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/12/03 at 10:32 a.m.
self-amputation
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/12/03 at 11:36 a.m.
Or even cremation
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/13/03 at 05:50 a.m.
Don't we have masochistic thoughts? ;)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/13/03 at 06:31 a.m.
Maybe a naked flame would be best
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/13/03 at 06:52 a.m.
Really :o surely you jest
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/13/03 at 07:08 a.m.
Won't you try it and see ?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/13/03 at 07:13 a.m.
It might tickle your fance ee :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/13/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Let's give this subject a rest ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/13/03 at 07:33 a.m.
In this heat I'm starting to melt
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/13/03 at 07:44 a.m.
It's the same as for 41 years I have felt
(and you therefore have my sympathy karen, I understand) ;)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/13/03 at 07:46 a.m.
I'm gonna take off my trousers :o
(and put on some shorts you understand)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/13/03 at 07:49 a.m.
I read that and thought "Yowsers" :P
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/13/03 at 07:55 a.m.
Calm down FussBudgetVanPelt!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/13/03 at 08:54 a.m.
Let's face it - it's too hot to get randy
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Written By: Andwise_Roper on 08/14/03 at 04:04 a.m.
Not if you're still young and dandy
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/14/03 at 04:32 a.m.
Uh-uh, young I ain't
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/14/03 at 04:44 a.m.
Me too....but no saint :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/14/03 at 06:23 a.m.
OK, let's hit the beach and get sandy ;-)
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/14/03 at 06:28 a.m.
but afterwards the sand is so itchy
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/14/03 at 06:55 a.m.
Making me whiney and b*tchy,
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/14/03 at 07:40 a.m.
even after a shower
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/14/03 at 07:47 a.m.
I'm still cranky and sour,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/14/03 at 09:20 a.m.
And sand always makes me so titchy :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/15/03 at 04:11 a.m.
Don Carlos is now a grandad
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/17/03 at 04:44 p.m.
Of that news, I am sure he is glad,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/18/03 at 06:28 a.m.
little feet to patter
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/19/03 at 02:06 a.m.
Learning chitter chatter
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/19/03 at 04:02 a.m.
but no sleepless nights to drive you mad
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/20/03 at 06:20 a.m.
It was hump day today....
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/20/03 at 06:27 a.m.
Sounds like a day to play ! :P
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/20/03 at 06:28 a.m.
Well I had to work ::)
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/20/03 at 06:45 a.m.
And not ride in a Merc....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/20/03 at 06:53 a.m.
Now that would be fun, wouldn't ya say ! ;)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/20/03 at 07:01 a.m.
I've never been in a merc.....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/20/03 at 07:11 a.m.
I think I would just go beserk :D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/20/03 at 07:17 a.m.
With a chauffer to drive....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/21/03 at 02:48 a.m.
for one I'll strive
until then I'll drive my Merc with a smirk!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/22/03 at 01:31 a.m.
Quoting:
for one I'll strive
until then I'll drive my Merc with a smirk!
End Quote
no no you jerk, Im going berserk
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/22/03 at 06:58 a.m.
The internet it was just down...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/22/03 at 07:01 a.m.
Which always makes me frown >:(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/22/03 at 07:18 a.m.
I sent the modem flying....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/22/03 at 07:22 a.m.
My patience, it is trying
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/22/03 at 07:28 a.m.
My temper it went to town >:(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/23/03 at 02:44 a.m.
What shall I do tomorrow..
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/23/03 at 07:09 a.m.
Maybe a car you should borrow
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 08/23/03 at 07:09 a.m.
You could drive it up north.... ;)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/23/03 at 07:15 a.m.
And thereafter, henceforth
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 08/23/03 at 07:17 a.m.
You will find that it's really not far-o....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Indy Gent on 08/24/03 at 01:46 a.m.
There was an old man from Miami.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/24/03 at 08:34 a.m.
Whose hands were inordinately clammy,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/25/03 at 07:23 a.m.
He wiped on a rag
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/27/03 at 04:00 a.m.
that he kept in his bag
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/28/03 at 05:25 a.m.
Affectionately known as Sammy.
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/28/03 at 05:28 a.m.
It's my daughter first day at school
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 08/28/03 at 05:58 a.m.
That's traumatic for Mums as a rule, :'(
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/30/03 at 07:43 a.m.
Of course, she'll be fine
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/30/03 at 07:56 a.m.
Don't worry or pine
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/30/03 at 08:05 a.m.
I'm sure everything will be cool :)
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 08/30/03 at 08:10 a.m.
Spring will sprung on Monday
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/30/03 at 08:16 a.m.
Alas, too late for Uday and Qusay
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 08/30/03 at 04:39 p.m.
They were in the wrong place
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/01/03 at 11:29 a.m.
Dressed in leather and lace
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/06/03 at 07:19 a.m.
And soon Allah said "What the Hey?"
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/06/03 at 07:27 a.m.
Political correctness took over our lives.....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/06/03 at 07:28 a.m.
So we had to call onions chives....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/06/03 at 07:36 a.m.
And it's women, not chicks....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/06/03 at 07:41 a.m.
Men are Richards - not Dicks?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/06/03 at 08:00 a.m.
It's really stuffed up our lives.... >:(
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/06/03 at 08:02 a.m.
Too quickly the hour grows late....
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/06/03 at 08:33 a.m.
Through circumstance we had to wait
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/06/03 at 08:36 a.m.
It was long, it was tedious...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/06/03 at 08:42 a.m.
Your ears, they became bleedious....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/06/03 at 09:41 a.m.
But alas we succomb to our fate...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 09/06/03 at 11:30 p.m.
A rattlesnake buzzed around me....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/08/03 at 05:15 a.m.
So I invited him in for some tea,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/08/03 at 05:44 a.m.
He "curled up" on the couch
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Peregrin on 09/10/03 at 00:09 a.m.
Bit me, I said ouch :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:45 a.m.
'Cus my name's Steve Irwin, you see...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/10/03 at 09:52 a.m.
The last time a rattlesnake bit me
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/10/03 at 03:59 p.m.
Was on the Manly Ferry in Sydney,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/10/03 at 05:15 p.m.
The snake fell down dead...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/10/03 at 05:23 p.m.
Cos i punched it in the head
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/10/03 at 06:50 p.m.
I've some nice snake skin boots now that fit me !
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/10/03 at 06:56 p.m.
I spent saturday in the park
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: Zella on 09/10/03 at 06:58 p.m.
Bumped into Chicago in the dark...
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/10/03 at 07:04 p.m.
There were lots of them !
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/10/03 at 09:52 p.m.
And some tough burly men
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/11/03 at 07:01 a.m.
You'd think it was fourth of July.... hark !
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:05 a.m.
I felt like a feed of Kentucky..... ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/03 at 05:10 a.m.
I too wish I was that lucky
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:10 a.m.
Afterwards I felt ill
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/03 at 05:14 a.m.
You made out your will :P
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:17 a.m.
But not before a good chucky .... http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/wuerg/vomit-smiley-020.gif
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/03 at 05:21 a.m.
Today I saw a big yellow bus....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:24 a.m.
And on the bus was Fuss :o :o :o
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/03 at 05:44 a.m.
He was wearing a cap
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:47 a.m.
and was taking a nap....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/03 at 05:58 a.m.
I thought he looked kinda suss ! :o ;D
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 06:00 a.m.
Your suspicions were correct....
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/03 at 06:11 a.m.
It was as I suspect
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 06:14 a.m.
I was caught on the hop
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/26/03 at 04:01 a.m.
Defences you did drop
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/26/03 at 04:27 a.m.
You should have been more circumspect
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/26/03 at 05:00 a.m.
Did you hear about Tilly Devine ?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/26/03 at 05:04 a.m.
No... should I have? Is there a fine?
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: mandamoo on 09/26/03 at 07:04 a.m.
No.....she married a sailor
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/26/03 at 07:23 a.m.
but it was a failure
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/26/03 at 10:40 a.m.
Because she wasn't his - she was mine!
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/27/03 at 06:59 a.m.
Though a Madam of shameful renown,
Subject: Re: Limericks Schlimericks
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/27/03 at 07:01 a.m.
oops ! ignore this ^. Didn't see new thread.