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Subject: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/26/03 at 08:57 a.m.
It's time for a new limericks thread
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 09/26/03 at 09:06 a.m.
What ! The other one's dead ?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/03 at 10:38 a.m.
It's been sent to the fishes.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/27/03 at 00:37 a.m.
to spite all out wishes
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/27/03 at 06:45 a.m.
It got filled all full of lead.... 8)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 09/27/03 at 06:17 p.m.
What subject will we rhyme about now?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/27/03 at 07:28 p.m.
Hopefully we won't have a cow,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/27/03 at 10:44 p.m.
but cows are fine tastin'
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/03 at 02:15 a.m.
And just as fine bastin'
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/28/03 at 05:50 p.m.
that after you do you'll say "wow!"
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/03 at 06:11 p.m.
I looked down at my feet and found some gold....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/28/03 at 08:56 p.m.
But it was just toe jam that was old :P
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/03 at 08:57 p.m.
It put me off my lunch
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Zella on 09/28/03 at 09:12 p.m.
When I heard it go 'scrunch'
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/03 at 09:17 p.m.
I tried to just be bold.....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Zella on 09/28/03 at 09:26 p.m.
The footballers were substantially padded...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/29/03 at 06:01 p.m.
Except for poor old Drew Haddad
(Former Colts player, if you don't know.)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/01/03 at 06:42 a.m.
Hence he suffered a blow,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/01/03 at 10:13 p.m.
The Colts cut him and poor Drew had had it. :-/
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/02/03 at 04:51 a.m.
How sublime are the feet of M. Owen
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/02/03 at 05:16 a.m.
My gosh, they wouldn't stop growin' !
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/02/03 at 06:16 a.m.
They grew such a size
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/02/03 at 08:23 a.m.
That he's won a prize
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/02/03 at 09:44 a.m.
"Smashing, great, super" said Jim Bowen
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 11:55 a.m.
Arnold confessed to the voters
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 10:06 p.m.
That he was a fumblin' some hooters
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/03/03 at 11:39 a.m.
'Cause he opened his mouth
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/03/03 at 11:10 p.m.
His hopes headed south....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/03/03 at 11:48 p.m.
Now he's crying on Maria's shoulders.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/03 at 07:44 a.m.
The dish ran away with the spoon....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/04/03 at 10:14 a.m.
And the cow was over the moon
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/03 at 08:10 p.m.
The plate got irate
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/04/03 at 08:30 p.m.
threw up what it ate
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Wicked on 10/04/03 at 10:09 p.m.
it ate a carrot and a rock
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/04/03 at 10:22 p.m.
Wicked, that don't even rhyme. ???
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/05/03 at 00:21 a.m.
Quoting:
threw up what it ate
End Quote
And then we all did swoon.....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/05/03 at 06:50 p.m.
Virtuoso, what a great save. ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/05/03 at 11:46 p.m.
Now if he'd only behave
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/06/03 at 00:00 a.m.
for if his fly wan't open
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/06/03 at 00:13 a.m.
as we were all hopin'
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/06/03 at 01:14 a.m.
His pants are all neat in his grave.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/06/03 at 01:45 a.m.
Here's quickly knocking on wood....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/06/03 at 06:03 a.m.
That, just maybe, this one is good
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/06/03 at 06:06 a.m.
Alas, it was poor....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/06/03 at 07:02 a.m.
So let's do lots more
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/06/03 at 07:07 a.m.
As only this Anglo-phile should ! ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/06/03 at 08:03 a.m.
There was a young girl from Manasses.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/06/03 at 04:34 p.m.
Who had big coke bottle glasses
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/06/03 at 09:59 p.m.
she slipped on her tush
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Zella on 10/06/03 at 10:14 p.m.
And fell in some mush
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/06/03 at 10:16 p.m.
she had bruised her a$$es
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/07/03 at 03:15 a.m.
Yesterday whilst clearing my desk
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/07/03 at 06:54 a.m.
I found something completely grotesque,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/07/03 at 09:31 a.m.
I wiped off the grease
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 01:21 p.m.
The breathing would not cease
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/07/03 at 09:01 p.m.
So I sent it by airmail to Esk.
Esk is a little town in SE Qld hinterland
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 09:45 p.m.
There must be a little more to life
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/08/03 at 01:18 a.m.
Than a house, a dog, and a wife,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/08/03 at 02:59 a.m.
a job you enjoy
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/08/03 at 06:38 a.m.
Like Seigfried ! Or Roy ! :D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/08/03 at 07:14 a.m.
But finding it might cause you much strife
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/08/03 at 07:18 a.m.
My football team is a real dud
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/08/03 at 07:39 a.m.
They're really not very gud ;-)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/08/03 at 07:43 a.m.
It's all Ridsdale's fault
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/08/03 at 08:57 a.m.
cos he's such a dolt
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/08/03 at 09:56 a.m.
And now they're all covered in blood
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/08/03 at 03:23 p.m.
It really quite a hoot.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/08/03 at 08:19 p.m.
that your mom is a prostitute
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/08/03 at 08:45 p.m.
I wish I had more time
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Zella on 10/08/03 at 11:26 p.m.
To make better rhyme...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/09/03 at 03:17 a.m.
but the boss is here, I've gotta shoot
(off that is)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/09/03 at 04:00 a.m.
Quoting:
but the boss is here, I've gotta shoot
(off that is)
End Quote
;-)
And to shoot off, it makes me feel good
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/09/03 at 04:41 a.m.
Better than you really should ?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/09/03 at 05:27 a.m.
'Cause to work hard's a virtue,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/09/03 at 06:07 a.m.
But if it's too hard to spurt, you
:-[
Which shouldn't desert you
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/09/03 at 06:22 a.m.
I hope that is now understood !
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/09/03 at 08:41 p.m.
Thus I start another quip
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/09/03 at 08:50 p.m.
I'm alone and so did let rip ! :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/09/03 at 08:52 p.m.
The words are in my head
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/09/03 at 10:43 p.m.
And they need to be said,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/03 at 00:35 a.m.
"Boy, these limericks are a trip!"
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/10/03 at 06:01 a.m.
I'm over Christmas already ::)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/10/03 at 06:07 a.m.
I've not got there, and nor has my teddy
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/10/03 at 06:14 a.m.
We just spend lots of money,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/10/03 at 06:22 a.m.
On stuff that is pretty crummy :-/
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/10/03 at 06:37 a.m.
Get drunk and say "Go! Steady, Ready"
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/10/03 at 06:41 a.m.
I'm glad the weekend is here.....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/03 at 07:00 a.m.
So you can chug-a-lug beer ? :D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/10/03 at 07:09 a.m.
hangovers and kids don't mix
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/03 at 07:10 a.m.
Neither do Pizzas and Twix
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/10/03 at 07:12 a.m.
It's the *two* parties tomorrow I fear
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/03 at 07:44 a.m.
Philbo's gonna dance on the table :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/10/03 at 08:51 a.m.
Do you really think he is able?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/10/03 at 10:14 a.m.
I'm afraid I'm too old
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/03 at 10:20 a.m.
And not really as bold
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/10/03 at 10:40 a.m.
So instead he'll just clean out his navel
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/03 at 02:16 p.m.
Boy, Phil knows how to party. ::)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/03 at 09:22 p.m.
Maybe he is more 'arty' :)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/11/03 at 05:10 a.m.
Could he mould us a statue?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/11/03 at 06:41 a.m.
that points something right at you ? :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 10:53 a.m.
That Phil's always a little bit tardy.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: mandamoo on 10/13/03 at 06:06 a.m.
I can't get by without...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/13/03 at 06:19 a.m.
my daily pint of Stout
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/13/03 at 07:38 a.m.
I like drinking Beamish
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/13/03 at 07:50 a.m.
it makes me feel squeamish
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/13/03 at 09:36 a.m.
But it's t'stout wi' nowt takken out
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/03 at 02:44 p.m.
How does one partake in bock?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: becca on 10/13/03 at 08:16 p.m.
One must become part of the flock.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: jaytee on 10/13/03 at 08:35 p.m.
You must wear funny clothes
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/14/03 at 02:58 a.m.
make friends with some sloths
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/14/03 at 03:18 a.m.
And make parents collapse from the shock
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: becca on 10/14/03 at 02:58 p.m.
From you dressed as colorfully as a Peacock.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/14/03 at 07:49 p.m.
You must be Jenny from The Block
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Stinger on 10/15/03 at 03:42 a.m.
Who shall gleefully eat this rock.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Trueblue on 10/15/03 at 04:14 a.m.
While we all do read this crock.... ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: Stinger on 10/15/03 at 05:20 a.m.
While we go kill Spock
Subject: Re: Rhyme time
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/15/03 at 07:56 a.m.
Guys what happened to the limerick rhyme pattern?
Let's start again with Stingers last line
While we go and kill Spock.....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/16/03 at 06:28 a.m.
And McCoy can get over the shock
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/16/03 at 06:47 a.m.
Of Leonard Nimoys demise,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/16/03 at 07:52 a.m.
C'mon Enterprise
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/16/03 at 11:11 a.m.
So the other Star Treks we mock.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Grendle on 10/17/03 at 09:53 p.m.
There once was a chap in Dakota
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/17/03 at 10:03 p.m.
Who had a big truck with a motor!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Grendle on 10/17/03 at 10:49 p.m.
It went vroom vroom vroom!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/17/03 at 10:56 p.m.
and it went zoom zoom zoom :)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Grendle on 10/17/03 at 11:13 p.m.
Until someone stole the rotar!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/17/03 at 11:14 p.m.
My car has a big gun rack
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Grendle on 10/17/03 at 11:16 p.m.
And plenty of room in the back!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/17/03 at 11:18 p.m.
For stowing my kills....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Grendle on 10/17/03 at 11:21 p.m.
And giving girls thrills...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/17/03 at 11:23 p.m.
When my love "attacks" :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 07:06 a.m.
By the last rhyme I was stunned
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 07:15 a.m.
But you'd have to admit it was funned...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 07:19 a.m.
It seemed a bit rough....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 07:21 a.m.
Well that VC is tough... :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 07:31 a.m.
Finish badly I have done-d ! ::)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 07:32 a.m.
You can say that again... ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 07:39 a.m.
Maybe it was just Zen.....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 07:47 a.m.
Or really bad Karma...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 07:49 a.m.
Quite like Greg and Dharma :(
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 07:53 a.m.
Is that anything like Stimpy and Ren? ??? ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 08:03 a.m.
Ren and Stimpy are all class !
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 08:05 a.m.
I think they are full of gas!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 08:15 a.m.
You think that they blow ?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 08:18 a.m.
Their humor is low...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 08:25 a.m.
You're out of step with the mass(es) ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 08:33 a.m.
The masses are dubbed 'the unwashed'
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 08:38 a.m.
Some of whom are often sloshed
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/18/03 at 08:39 a.m.
They've bad taste in TV....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/18/03 at 08:45 a.m.
No no ! You'll see !
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/18/03 at 10:58 p.m.
When the guest have all drunken and noshed.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/20/03 at 06:35 a.m.
This thread, it had ground to an end
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 07:31 a.m.
And driven us all round the bend
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/20/03 at 07:36 a.m.
Yet, we posted some more
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/03 at 09:57 a.m.
Because we just got bored
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 10:02 a.m.
When our weary way home we should wend
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/03 at 12:18 a.m.
There was an old man from Miami
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 12:35 a.m.
Whose hands were all wrinkled and clammy
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/03 at 04:59 p.m.
And he smelled of cigars
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/20/03 at 09:03 p.m.
And hung 'round in bars,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/21/03 at 04:59 a.m.
And polished his specs with a chamois
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/22/03 at 05:27 a.m.
I once met a Buddhist monk,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 10/22/03 at 05:33 a.m.
Who was an incredible hunk!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/22/03 at 05:36 a.m.
So I batted my eyes,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 10/22/03 at 06:08 a.m.
And to my surprise
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/03 at 06:18 a.m.
His head fell off, and went Ker-Plunk! :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/22/03 at 07:21 a.m.
So I kneeled down to pick up his head
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/03 at 07:29 a.m.
from where it had rolled, under bed....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/22/03 at 08:06 a.m.
Holding onto his nose
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/23/03 at 06:23 a.m.
Which was shaped like a hose,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 10/23/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Stuck onto the front of his head!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 10/23/03 at 11:23 p.m.
Down by the great ocean road....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/03 at 03:20 a.m.
I stepped on a green, slimy toad
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/24/03 at 05:37 a.m.
It turned into a prince,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 10/24/03 at 06:14 a.m.
I most certainly didn't wince
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/03 at 06:15 a.m.
With a tasteful blue rinse
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/24/03 at 06:40 a.m.
And away on a stallion we rode.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/03 at 07:18 a.m.
The problem with too many lines
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/24/03 at 07:38 a.m.
and sentences of different kinds
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 10/24/03 at 07:43 a.m.
Is sometimes confusing
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/03 at 08:09 a.m.
The thread I keep losing
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/24/03 at 12:59 a.m.
And morons keep screwing it up :)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/03 at 06:08 p.m.
Somehow I get Claude Prez's joke.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/24/03 at 06:22 p.m.
Hey! I'm in a limerick, folks!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/25/03 at 02:21 a.m.
You've now found some fame,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 10/25/03 at 06:17 a.m.
Yet will it remain
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/03 at 06:49 a.m.
So I'll have another Coke
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/27/03 at 07:59 a.m.
There was a young lady called lydia
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/27/03 at 09:51 a.m.
Who'd entertain every last bit o' ya
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/27/03 at 10:59 a.m.
She was so appealing
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/27/03 at 11:03 a.m.
That one had the feeling
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Ogremunchy on 10/27/03 at 11:18 a.m.
She'll do anything to get rid o' ya
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/27/03 at 12:25 a.m.
Hi Synchronos, aka Ogremunchy
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/28/03 at 02:53 a.m.
Did you know or was it a hunchy?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/28/03 at 04:31 a.m.
I knew from the link
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 10/28/03 at 02:05 p.m.
Not to mention the stynk
(That was a joke so don't punch me)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/28/03 at 02:40 p.m.
The result of his tuna fish lunchy.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/29/03 at 05:57 a.m.
A lad from downtown Punxsutawney...
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/29/03 at 06:17 a.m.
Was all muscles, beefy and brawny
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/29/03 at 06:19 a.m.
He was really quite buff....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/29/03 at 06:25 a.m.
and consumed lots of snuff :o
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Zella on 10/29/03 at 06:28 a.m.
Then burst into a chorus of "Swanee"
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/29/03 at 08:47 a.m.
There was an old tortoise named Brian
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/30/03 at 02:12 a.m.
Who tasted quite good after fryin',
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 10/30/03 at 04:12 a.m.
But his shell it was tough
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/30/03 at 04:48 a.m.
it wasn't made of fluff
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Stinger on 10/30/03 at 05:07 a.m.
But made out of gruff
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/30/03 at 06:10 a.m.
(I think that's enough ;D)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/30/03 at 06:11 a.m.
But all in all it's a dish that's worth tryin'.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: NullandVoid on 10/30/03 at 10:45 a.m.
There once was a Jedi from France
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Stinger on 10/30/03 at 03:11 p.m.
Who's ween put us in a trance
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/03/03 at 04:00 a.m.
With our lightsabers ready,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/03/03 at 05:35 a.m.
(Made from Baguette sort of bready)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: ladybug316 on 11/03/03 at 08:10 a.m.
Quoting:
(Made from Baguette sort of bready)
End Quote
, and some yeast, we'd all rise and dance.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/03/03 at 08:44 a.m.
I once met a Frenchman called Jacques
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/03/03 at 09:50 a.m.
Who had a colossal-sized................clock
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/03/03 at 10:16 a.m.
It stood by the door
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/03/03 at 10:18 a.m.
Forty years and more
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/03/03 at 04:34 p.m.
Until it reminded him to change his sock. :P
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 11/04/03 at 03:21 a.m.
I've no idea what that was about........
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/04/03 at 04:35 a.m.
Me neither .. it's left me in doubt
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Stinger on 11/04/03 at 04:58 a.m.
which mae me wanna shout!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/04/03 at 04:58 a.m.
perhaps if we knew
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/04/03 at 05:31 a.m.
Maybe then *we* could, too
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/04/03 at 03:15 p.m.
Though limerick rules should not be flout.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/06/03 at 06:50 a.m.
At an orgy with Sir Jimmy Saville
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/06/03 at 10:31 a.m.
Somebody said, "Hey, look! It's Phil!"
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/06/03 at 10:59 a.m.
"Oh, Hi Claude", I Said
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/03 at 01:20 p.m.
As I hurried and fled.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/07/03 at 02:17 a.m.
...home for your little blue pill? :)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 11/07/03 at 02:24 a.m.
Are we ready to go again.....
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/07/03 at 02:28 a.m.
thinking up rhymes is a pain
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 11/07/03 at 02:54 a.m.
something clever, something witty
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 11/07/03 at 04:40 a.m.
Like on Sex and the City,
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Child_of_the_80s on 11/07/03 at 06:37 a.m.
Anyone wanna go to the mall?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Child_of_the_80s on 11/07/03 at 06:38 a.m.
Sure, as long as there is a clean bathroom stall!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/07/03 at 12:56 a.m.
look up "limerick", IQ-for-a-name
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/10/03 at 05:46 a.m.
the rhyming pattern is always the same
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/10/03 at 06:14 a.m.
Two long, and two short
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Kalithja on 11/10/03 at 10:42 a.m.
So play along, we need your support.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/10/03 at 11:22 a.m.
And try and keep up with the game ;-)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/11/03 at 03:02 a.m.
good, now the rhymes are back on track
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/11/03 at 04:14 a.m.
Hope that no one gets slack
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/11/03 at 04:14 a.m.
With timing or rhyming
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/11/03 at 05:57 a.m.
Or the syllable count climbing
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/11/03 at 06:03 a.m.
Let's hope no-one here don't know jack..
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/11/03 at 06:08 a.m.
There once was a penguin named Philbo
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/12/03 at 05:54 a.m.
Who found making rhymes quite difficult
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/12/03 at 06:06 a.m.
But try hard, he did
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/12/03 at 06:27 a.m.
Unfortunately, he failed
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/12/03 at 09:00 a.m.
he's gonna be the next Poet Laureate
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/12/03 at 12:05 a.m.
Well, how do you top one like that?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/03 at 01:32 p.m.
I guess with a Fedora hat.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/13/03 at 02:36 a.m.
and a pink bow tie
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/13/03 at 04:24 a.m.
and boots up to the thigh
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/13/03 at 04:38 a.m.
Hmm... now I can see where we're at
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/13/03 at 11:54 a.m.
Now that we're on the same level
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/14/03 at 04:53 a.m.
There's no need for no-one to grovel
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/14/03 at 05:09 a.m.
Or to whinge or to moan
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/14/03 at 05:13 a.m.
or even to groan
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: mandamoo on 11/14/03 at 05:19 a.m.
Or even to live in a hovel !
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/14/03 at 05:19 a.m.
if you do you can go to the devil!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/14/03 at 06:06 a.m.
With Dennis the Menace and Neville
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/15/03 at 06:52 a.m.
there's no need to worry
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/03 at 05:44 p.m.
Or to run in a hurry
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/15/03 at 09:22 p.m.
no offense, but this one is drevel
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/03 at 10:07 p.m.
Do you believe in Devils, Claude?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/15/03 at 10:30 p.m.
I find the logic rather flawed
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/03 at 10:31 p.m.
Is it something you fear?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/15/03 at 10:40 p.m.
No, it's more like I jeer
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/17/03 at 04:54 a.m.
That view some here will applaude
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/17/03 at 09:35 a.m.
Yep, devils and demons are tosh
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/17/03 at 09:55 a.m.
I'm guessing that means they're hogwash
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/17/03 at 12:03 a.m.
Yes, they're metaphysical
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/17/03 at 01:21 p.m.
A big load of shizzical
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: jaytee on 11/17/03 at 04:16 p.m.
Yeh, but Halloween makes loads of dosh!
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/17/03 at 09:35 p.m.
But now it is close to Thanksgiving
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/03 at 03:15 a.m.
When turkeys expire and stop living
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/18/03 at 04:02 a.m.
Quoting:
When turkeys expire and stop living
End Quote
LOL Philbo!
roasted in the oven
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/03 at 11:10 a.m.
With cloves and stuff on
;-)
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/18/03 at 04:22 p.m.
And the calories you're always reli(e)ving.
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/19/03 at 05:40 a.m.
Have you done all your Christmas shopping?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/19/03 at 05:46 a.m.
To say yes would be a fib that is whopping
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/19/03 at 05:58 a.m.
I've bought one or two
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/19/03 at 06:28 a.m.
One for me, one for you?
Subject: Re: Rhyme time AKA limericks thread
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/20/03 at 06:17 p.m.
I think that's a hint he is dropping.