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Subject: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/03 at 08:18 p.m.

As we start a new limerick thread

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/20/03 at 08:38 p.m.

So you're saying the old one is dead?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/03 at 08:39 p.m.

Yes, old ones' 20 pages long.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/20/03 at 08:40 p.m.

Any more would be wrong

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/21/03 at 04:26 a.m.

So we put that thread to bed!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 11/21/03 at 05:07 a.m.

What to do for lim'rick mark two.....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/21/03 at 06:26 a.m.

I haven't got a clue

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/21/03 at 09:28 a.m.

We could write something funny?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/21/03 at 02:28 p.m.

And maybe some money

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/24/03 at 10:10 a.m.

would help us decide what to do

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 11/24/03 at 09:13 p.m.

Well Rugby World cup is now over ..

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/25/03 at 06:33 a.m.

and the English fans are in clover

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/25/03 at 02:31 p.m.

As in the four-leaf kind?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Meriadoc on 11/25/03 at 08:13 p.m.

But the Aussies have pined...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 11/26/03 at 04:53 a.m.

At last all the men will get sober!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/26/03 at 05:06 a.m.

Micheal Jackson - guilty or not?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 11/26/03 at 05:13 a.m.

This topic really is hot !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Alice on 11/26/03 at 09:11 a.m.

I have to agree with it

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/03 at 09:30 a.m.

And if he doesn't 'beat it'

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 11/26/03 at 03:44 p.m.

His career is finally shot !!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: annieox03 on 11/26/03 at 06:59 p.m.

whether he's guilty or Not

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/27/03 at 04:18 a.m.

I think its a sinister plot

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/03 at 01:16 p.m.

But he's been there before

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 11/27/03 at 04:03 p.m.

we're gunna hear a lot more

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/03 at 10:00 p.m.

In other words, a whole lot.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/28/03 at 03:27 a.m.

Yippee It's Friday today

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/28/03 at 04:54 a.m.

And Friday, I figure my pay

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/30/03 at 07:36 p.m.

Uncle Sam gets a cut

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/03 at 09:20 p.m.

And I'm paying though the butt

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/01/03 at 04:08 a.m.

At least I get some to take 'way

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/01/03 at 04:28 a.m.

It's Monday, we're back at work

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/01/03 at 04:54 a.m.

The monotony drives us berserk,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 12/01/03 at 05:34 a.m.

But if we're to pay bills

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/03 at 05:55 a.m.

and keep popping pills

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/01/03 at 06:24 a.m.

I need this job as an office clerk


(which rhymes if you pronounce it the US way)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/01/03 at 06:28 a.m.

That sounds a bit like "Echo Beach"

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/03 at 06:37 a.m.

How can we, proper English, teach ?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/01/03 at 07:13 a.m.

If people will say

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/01/03 at 07:16 a.m.

"Howzit mate" and "g'day",

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 12/01/03 at 03:24 p.m.

Talk proper you guys, I beseech!!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/02/03 at 08:46 a.m.

And the letters just keep on comin'

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/02/03 at 08:50 a.m.

My mailbox is so hot, it's hummin'

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Dude on 12/02/03 at 01:21 p.m.

But the junk mail I get.........

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/03/03 at 03:03 a.m.

makes me so upset

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 12/03/03 at 05:12 a.m.

They are all so very mind numbin'

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/03/03 at 07:29 a.m.

I know what I'd do to the spammer

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/03/03 at 09:32 a.m.

I've got this great big hammer

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Dude on 12/03/03 at 10:18 a.m.

I would smack his spammin' head........

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/03 at 10:36 a.m.

Then leave him for dead

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/03 at 04:15 a.m.

That'll teach him for using poor grammar ;-)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/03 at 06:09 a.m.

I slipped on some black ice.....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/04/03 at 10:12 a.m.

the experience was not nice

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/03 at 11:31 a.m.

Here's what came to pass:

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/05/03 at 03:47 a.m.

I landed on my bottom  ;)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 12/05/03 at 04:57 a.m.

I'm now black and blue, suffice !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/08/03 at 08:30 a.m.

I got up again, pretty quick

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/08/03 at 08:47 a.m.

the pain made me feel quite sick

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/08/03 at 12:08 a.m.

Again, I slipped, but

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/03 at 07:29 p.m.

I think I made the cut

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/09/03 at 05:57 a.m.

and didn't look like a dick twit

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/09/03 at 07:32 a.m.

I must make sure I'm not too rude

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 12/10/03 at 04:05 a.m.

Yes, or even downright crude

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/10/03 at 05:57 a.m.

To be rude would be bad

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/10/03 at 06:54 a.m.

it makes the mods mad

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/10/03 at 11:01 a.m.

So I'll sit back, and be a cool dude  8)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 12/12/03 at 04:51 a.m.

While Philbo is being cool...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/12/03 at 05:03 a.m.

someone else is playing the fool

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/14/03 at 01:10 a.m.

But try as he might,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/03 at 03:41 p.m.

And not get too uptight

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/16/03 at 05:35 a.m.

Whoops!  There breaks one more golden rule

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/03 at 04:29 p.m.

Phil has a way with words

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 12/16/03 at 08:56 p.m.

Is that how he pulls all the birds ?  :o ;D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/03 at 11:44 p.m.

Do you mean birds as in babes?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/17/03 at 05:35 a.m.

Those type are my faves

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/17/03 at 08:07 a.m.

Oh, yes - they come flocking in herds...


(I should be so lucky ;-))

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: WheelInTheSky on 12/17/03 at 08:58 a.m.

May I join in with your rhyme?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/17/03 at 12:19 a.m.

Yes, surely - if you've got the time

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/18/03 at 04:05 a.m.

we like new rhymers

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/18/03 at 07:14 a.m.

But not the spam slimers

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/20/03 at 07:43 a.m.

For they make threads stop on a dime

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Chrisrj on 12/20/03 at 10:28 p.m.

When will they learn it don't work?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 12/21/03 at 03:09 a.m.

If the rules they continue to shirk

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/21/03 at 06:35 p.m.

Maybe hell will freeze over

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 12/22/03 at 05:42 a.m.

While we all grow older..

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/22/03 at 06:03 a.m.

And our real jobs we shirk

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Chrisrj on 12/23/03 at 11:41 p.m.

There's just 2 more days til Christmas ;D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/24/03 at 04:07 a.m.

I hope Santa doesn't miss us

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/26/03 at 05:24 a.m.

It's too late, he's gone....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 12/26/03 at 06:27 a.m.

Oh no ! Now forlorn  :(

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Neo Matrix on 12/26/03 at 10:57 p.m.

I've got no presents, not happy :'(

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/28/03 at 08:42 p.m.

Ah, too bad our guest is not with us. ::)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 12/29/03 at 09:00 p.m.

He's obviously a bit of a wuss !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/29/03 at 10:28 p.m.

He got hot coals this season

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 12/30/03 at 02:15 a.m.

But still that's no reason ...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/30/03 at 05:46 a.m.

(spoken like a Kiwi, to get the accent right)

...for him to 'take the pus'  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/02/04 at 10:08 a.m.

Now January's finally here

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/02/04 at 12:35 a.m.

And Phil must be drinking some beer.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/03/04 at 01:59 a.m.

But medicinally only,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/03/04 at 07:43 a.m.

and only when lonely

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/03/04 at 08:11 a.m.

...his stockings are shockingly sheer  :o


(Sorry Phil !  Couldn't resist !)  :P

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/03/04 at 08:16 a.m.

Is Philbo into cross-dressing.......  ;)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/03/04 at 08:23 a.m.

I hope not, or I'll be stressing

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/03/04 at 08:29 a.m.

It's all in good fun  :)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/03/04 at 08:36 a.m.

You got that right, mon...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Chrisrj on 01/03/04 at 08:49 p.m.

You guys are weird, I'm guessing

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/04/04 at 00:58 a.m.

Well there goes my fantasy about Phil !  >:(

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/04/04 at 03:36 p.m.

The thought of it makes my blood chill !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/07/04 at 11:33 p.m.

We thought him so sweet,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/04 at 04:01 p.m.

Until we heard about his feet

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/08/04 at 05:01 p.m.

Who's smell makes you nauseously ill.

;) (Just kidding Phil) :D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/04 at 08:31 p.m.

Last weekend was so very cold

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/09/04 at 01:07 a.m.

Except if in Oz, truth be told,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/09/04 at 01:09 a.m.

Cuz that wicked old witch

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/09/04 at 08:28 a.m.

She's a gosh awful b..

With an ugly red itch,

lol Progshred.  ;D  I meant Oz as in Australia where it's swealtering at the moment.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/09/04 at 05:27 p.m.

Was melted before she got old.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/10/04 at 04:57 a.m.

I've fallen and I can't get up

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/10/04 at 07:47 a.m.

spilled the contents of my cup....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/10/04 at 08:09 p.m.

those beers looked so inviting

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/11/04 at 00:34 a.m.

That I couldn't help lighting

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/11/04 at 11:11 p.m.

A cigar, so I can smoke up

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/12/04 at 07:07 a.m.

I only like smoked bacon

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/12/04 at 09:29 a.m.

As all the cigars have been taken

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/12/04 at 09:35 a.m.

Including Garcia and Vega

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/13/04 at 00:53 a.m.

So, I'll just play my Sega

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/04 at 04:09 a.m.

As I've only this minute awaken

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/13/04 at 04:51 a.m.

A leg I had better be shakin'

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/04 at 04:56 a.m.

That last line had already been taken ;-)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/13/04 at 05:36 a.m.

I should read the previous posts  :-[

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/04 at 07:50 a.m.

As I tend to do most
Of the time, but in this one I was mistaken


(sorry for doing two lines, but the first wouldn't make much sense on its own)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/13/04 at 09:07 a.m.

;D (ok, but now I'm filling in to even out the thread.)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/13/04 at 09:08 a.m.

Sometimes I like to be jolly

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/15/04 at 04:27 a.m.

By drinking or sucking a lolly

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/15/04 at 04:41 a.m.

One time I nearly choked

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/16/04 at 05:27 a.m.

And I just about croaked,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/16/04 at 05:45 a.m.

That is what I get for my folly

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/16/04 at 06:12 a.m.

Forthwith, no more lollies for me

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/16/04 at 09:25 a.m.

They rot my teeth, you see?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/16/04 at 10:11 a.m.

And I'd visit The Dentist

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/16/04 at 01:58 p.m.

Who's probably dementest.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/17/04 at 05:41 a.m.

A manic extractor he be.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/17/04 at 06:36 a.m.

We all must floss more regular....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/17/04 at 02:21 p.m.

I always floss with monkey fir

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/17/04 at 07:59 p.m.

The taste is quite strong

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/17/04 at 09:14 p.m.

As it came off King Kong,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/17/04 at 11:48 p.m.

As you can tell by the sound of his purr.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/18/04 at 01:45 a.m.

There was a croc hunter called Steve!,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/18/04 at 03:25 a.m.

Who acted so very naive

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/18/04 at 01:26 p.m.

He couldn't hunt well

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Thunderbolt on 01/18/04 at 02:25 p.m.

Into the swamp he fell

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/18/04 at 07:25 p.m.

And so now, his widow does grieve. :'(

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Thunderbolt on 01/18/04 at 09:19 p.m.

An anteater allergic to ants...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/19/04 at 04:30 a.m.

Tried to find a cure in France,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/19/04 at 04:59 a.m.

He tried lotions and potions

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/19/04 at 05:02 a.m.

And weird yogic motions

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/19/04 at 05:06 a.m.

Then ended up soiling his pants  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/19/04 at 05:17 a.m.

Tomorrow I'm off to the mall,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/19/04 at 06:04 a.m.

To visit the lollypop stall !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/19/04 at 09:21 a.m.

But, Damn! I forgot

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/19/04 at 02:56 p.m.

Allowed lollies, I'm not,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/20/04 at 06:35 p.m.

So I got me some gum for my jaw.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/20/04 at 07:49 p.m.

The gum that sticks to your chair

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Thunderbolt on 01/20/04 at 08:29 p.m.

Does not belong in your hair

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/20/04 at 09:58 p.m.

So don't do something gross

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/20/04 at 11:31 p.m.

Like sitting too close

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/21/04 at 05:34 a.m.

To a mad, paranoid polar bear

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/21/04 at 06:20 a.m.

Gotta watch those paranoid bears.....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/21/04 at 11:08 a.m.

In case they push you downstairs

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/21/04 at 03:02 p.m.

And then steal all your beer,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/04 at 03:09 p.m.

As you shiver in fear

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/21/04 at 03:19 p.m.

And you're left there saying your prayers.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/04 at 04:17 p.m.

Polars bears eat cute seals

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/21/04 at 09:27 p.m.

They make for very nice meals

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/04 at 10:07 p.m.

But it upsets the tummy

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/22/04 at 03:31 a.m.

And you feel downright crummy

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/22/04 at 05:12 a.m.

Using their fur in your automobiles

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/22/04 at 05:23 a.m.

Today is the CHinese New Year

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/22/04 at 05:35 a.m.

But I'm not in China - I'm here

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/22/04 at 12:16 a.m.

So I wont celebrate

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/22/04 at 03:11 p.m.

Well, we'll just have to wait

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 04:47 a.m.

'Till the New Year here's here - hear! hear!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/23/04 at 05:11 a.m.

Does anybody else not see page 12?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 05:38 a.m.

I do, if I dig deep and delve

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/23/04 at 05:44 a.m.

And search high and low

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/23/04 at 06:01 a.m.

Then to 12 I will go

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/23/04 at 06:05 a.m.

On second thoughts, that plan I will shelve

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/23/04 at 06:10 a.m.

The rain, it fell in Spain......

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/23/04 at 07:03 a.m.

As I was about to board my train

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/23/04 at 07:39 a.m.

it upset my plan

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/23/04 at 08:17 a.m.

To meet with a man,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 08:19 a.m.

My foot, it got stuck in a drain

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/23/04 at 08:38 a.m.

I finally got my foot free,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 08:49 a.m.

With the aid of a p'liceman or three

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/04 at 01:30 p.m.

They loosened the cuffs

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/23/04 at 06:07 p.m.

So's I could take a few puffs,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/04 at 07:32 p.m.

That I took while I hid in a tree.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/23/04 at 08:27 p.m.

What's all this fuss about trees?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/04 at 09:07 p.m.

And about the swarm of bees

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/24/04 at 07:53 a.m.

Those bees how they bite.....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/24/04 at 08:34 a.m.

They are nasty alright

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/24/04 at 08:51 a.m.

May their armpits be covered in fleas !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/24/04 at 08:43 p.m.

Fussy has problems with insects

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/24/04 at 09:17 p.m.

I can tell that it's making him vexed,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/24/04 at 09:32 p.m.

With the creeping and crawling

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/24/04 at 10:27 p.m.

Pretty soon he'll be bawling,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/25/04 at 01:00 a.m.

That the ol' bugger is hexed.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/25/04 at 04:46 a.m.

It's Australia Day tomorrow in Oz,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/25/04 at 06:07 a.m.

We have the day off, just 'coz  8)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/25/04 at 09:10 p.m.

This is one of those days

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/26/04 at 04:25 a.m.

Spent in various ways,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/26/04 at 05:32 a.m.

Pretending that what wasn't, was

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/26/04 at 05:29 p.m.

If it wasn't what was, then what is?  :D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/26/04 at 06:37 p.m.

It isn't a wizard of whiz

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/26/04 at 07:44 p.m.

Which is why I asked what,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/26/04 at 08:51 p.m.

It's a pain in the butt >:(

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/26/04 at 10:14 p.m.

To answer this mind-bending quiz.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/27/04 at 00:42 a.m.

Those questions are difficult stuff

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/27/04 at 01:02 a.m.

But we must take the smooth with the rough,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/27/04 at 03:44 a.m.

For the answer, you see

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/27/04 at 04:32 a.m.

Is not simple or free,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/27/04 at 06:18 a.m.

So ensure that you're paying enough

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/27/04 at 09:42 a.m.

I bought a gooseberry pie

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/27/04 at 03:52 p.m.

Do you mind if I ask you why?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/28/04 at 08:02 a.m.

Because of the taste

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/28/04 at 08:13 a.m.

But then think of your waist!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/28/04 at 10:08 a.m.

And a goose without berries can't fly  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/28/04 at 12:01 a.m.

"Flying gooseberries" - what next?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/28/04 at 06:11 p.m.

Yellow zebras with checks ?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 01/28/04 at 06:44 p.m.

Pyjamas on llamas ?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/28/04 at 07:44 p.m.

Or llamas-o-rama?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/28/04 at 09:05 p.m.

Or limericks in colourful text!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/29/04 at 01:45 a.m.

If it's colour you like, her
e's a bun
ch!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 01:58 a.m.

Looks so nice, I could eat it for lunch! ;D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/29/04 at 02:13 a.m.

So let's move it along

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 04:09 a.m.

Like a huge, glowing throng,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/04 at 04:53 a.m.

But it won't last long, I've got a hunch...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 05:29 a.m.

I suppose we should be more austere,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/04 at 07:24 a.m.

Black-and-white's all we need here

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/29/04 at 09:54 a.m.

so you don't think it boring?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/29/04 at 01:08 p.m.

To the point of snoring

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 03:01 p.m.

When you're Phil's age it needs to be clear.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/29/04 at 08:10 p.m.

Will you all watch the Superbowl this year?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/30/04 at 05:37 a.m.

Its not on the telly over here

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/30/04 at 05:49 a.m.

I have better ways to get to sleep  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/30/04 at 05:50 p.m.

I would rather count sheep

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/30/04 at 08:02 p.m.

Okay, you'll miss out on the beer.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/04 at 08:09 a.m.

Why drink Beer when there is Coke ?  :)

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 01/31/04 at 09:21 a.m.

Give me the real thing, else I'll choke

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 01/31/04 at 03:07 p.m.

with beer, you get drunk

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 01/31/04 at 08:56 p.m.

And might act like a punk,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 02/01/04 at 05:42 a.m.

And offend some respectable folk :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/01/04 at 11:10 a.m.

The Superbowl takes place today!

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/02/04 at 03:13 a.m.

T'was a very exciting display.  So I heard.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 02/02/04 at 05:21 a.m.

There was a big crowd

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/02/04 at 06:05 a.m.

Saw how Janet was endowed  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/02/04 at 09:35 p.m.

When Justin tore the top away.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: mandamoo on 02/03/04 at 03:12 a.m.

Any publicity is good publicity....

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 02/03/04 at 03:24 a.m.

Yes ... more's the pity ...

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/03/04 at 05:31 a.m.

But who knows what PR

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/03/04 at 06:20 a.m.

Can achieve for a star,

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 02/03/04 at 09:32 p.m.

Tho' their acting or singing is sh!tty ::) :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/03/04 at 10:17 p.m.

At least you saw only one boob

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/04/04 at 00:39 a.m.

That's all they will show on the tube.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/04/04 at 01:31 a.m.

Unless you've got cable.....  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/04/04 at 02:20 a.m.

My connection's disabled! :-/

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/04/04 at 08:14 a.m.

In that case, you poor little rube. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/07/04 at 05:34 a.m.

C'mon lets get this thread rockin'  !

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/07/04 at 08:41 a.m.

No more Janet J we'll be mockin'

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 01:06 a.m.

Time to move on

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/09/04 at 05:29 a.m.

Now that JJ has gone

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: jaytee on 02/09/04 at 07:13 a.m.

Let's talk about things far less shocking  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/09/04 at 07:36 a.m.

And no more Justin y'all

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:24 a.m.

At the Grammy's, he had the gall

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/09/04 at 09:25 a.m.

To say that he's sorry

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:30 a.m.

But we know so far, he..

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/09/04 at 09:35 a.m.

He set up Janet for the fall.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:39 a.m.

Though I missed part of the show

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/09/04 at 11:13 a.m.

As I was unsure whether to go

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:55 p.m.

When I turned on the TV

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/10/04 at 05:35 a.m.

What d'you think I should see?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Claude_Prez on 02/10/04 at 07:36 p.m.

I'm not sure but this line ends in "ho"

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/10/04 at 08:10 p.m.

So what about the Oscar nods?

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/10/04 at 08:50 p.m.

They'll vote for guys, they'll vote for broads.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/10/04 at 11:26 p.m.

Just in case you can't tell

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/11/04 at 07:09 a.m.

When you say "Je m'appelle"

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/11/04 at 08:04 a.m.

You'll get picked by the Academy gods.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/11/04 at 08:33 a.m.

Emmys and Grammys and Oscars, Oh My!!!  :o

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/11/04 at 08:49 a.m.

The time just keeps flying by.

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/12/04 at 06:06 a.m.

But here's what I think:

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/12/04 at 08:52 a.m.

As I said with a wink

Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/04 at 02:20 p.m.

'Tis better to lose than to tie.

The end.