Use the word in a sentence (preferably a sillily impossible one).

The first word is:


rococo

The waterfall was getting interminably near, so as I sipped on my Icy Cold Coke, I yelled at my useless servant "RO COCO" !


Bandana

"You twit!" Jessimine shouted to Reece, "I said bring me the banana, not the bandana...." :P

clumber

The follow-up to Dumb and Dumber will star Heidi Klum, and be titled "Clumb and Clumber"


Paradox

After Simon received his second dox, he realized he had a paradox.




Rapture



Cat

Rapture

When I handed her her present, the birthday girl said with surprise"what a pretty box!!", indignantly I replied "I told you I rapture present nicely"

statue

"Statue", said Liberty. "Gesundheit!", replied the German.

fiduciary

When the Cocker Spaniel acted outside acceptable canine standards, he had to front the Fid-uciary.... :-\


Demarkation

When the road crew misjudged the mark on the road, they had to face demarkation.

polenta

When Lech Walesa entered the building, it was yet another case of Pole-enta


Extradition

He had one dition more than he would have liked; therefore he had an extradition.

mastification

Beating up certain breeds of dog is called mastification.

Portable

When Clarinda looked in the mirror and discovered she looked like Natalie Portman, she sighed, "Gee, I'm so Port-able!"

digitalis

While in Wonderland, fingers sprouted out of her nose. From then on, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum decided to call her Digit-Alice.

Dentistry

Dentistry: What used to be called torture as late as the 1950s.

existencial

Existencial: Your last girlfriend had it removed in hospital - it wasn't all bad news as she enjoyed the jelly and ice cream afterwards.

Pertinent

Even though I was aging, my inent was well toned and small, I had a pertinent  :P


incongruous

With the special growth formula vitamins, the incongreuous big as the outcon grew, almost..

twaddle

I like to twaddle around the twading pool.


acrimonious

Acrimonious the natural partner of alimony  :(


Hindsight

Dogs must have eyes on their back legs because of their hindsight.

veracious

The voracious Allasaurous solved the problem of being non-veracious by eating all the witnesses against him...

doodly-squat

When I went to the middle east and was caught short, I had to join some US tourists and do the Yankee Doodly-Squat  :o


Parambulate

When Leroy's friend Paramba arrived tardily, Leroy exclaimed: "Paramb, u late!"

protoplasm

The prototype of the new plasma TV's was called a protoplasm.

errogenous

  Inviting a scientific Nobel winner to any smalltown event gives an  err oh genous to the party.
     
    Petroleum

The linoleum floor was a bit more slippery than normal, so we called it petroleum.

itinerary

The rare tin objects were placed in the itinerary.....um.

glib

The lead singer of ZZ Top is named Billy Glibbons.

hydroplaning

Clarinda preferred wind-surfing to hydroplaning.

pandemonium

"The Monium" theater group were quite untalented and every time they had a production, it was time for the critics to pan 'da Monium.

distinct

"Top of the morning to you, begorrah. Is dis road here the first one to be named after Peter Pan's fairy friend?"

"No, bejabers, dis road is Tink 2!"

Momentum

Spike Lee gasped, 'We ran out of mentum; There no mo' mentum.'

humidor

"Hot day isn't it? I mean........is it humid or what!?"
macrame

I crammed my face with so much macaroni and cheese, I started to macrame.

coquettish

Josiah drank so much Coke that soon he became uncontrollably coquettish...

cumberbun

I made a cucumber burger, complete with cumber bun.

doublet

I asked ol' Dub if I could use his truck for my date with Cindy Lou and Dub let me with no questions asked.

billowing

Since PETA stopped the wanton slaughter of the rare green bellied billo, Burger Hut had to replace their billowings with the more conventional buffalowings...

gravitational

Since Indy shirked his responisibilty in maintaining the Redux Thread it responded to the Message Board gravitational field and wended page-3-ward...

clinical

I got sick in California, so I had to go to the clini-Cal.

pejorative

pejoritive: Of similar substance or in the shape of a glass container designed to hold peas. In nature like a pejor...

querilous

The men from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" made a querilous look toward the street bum.

meticulous

"Stop tickling me while I try to get me cookie!  Meticulous!" exclaimed Cookie Monster.

boomerang

When Boomer rang from Billabong Paddock to say that Joey was missing again, Flyer knew she should have sewn that hole in his pouch... ::)

insidious

Marie tried to be an insider, but instead she looked insidious.

zweiback

Seeing the zweiback for the second time, I shouted: 'Vier!"

tumultuous

Having chewed my last Tums, my stomach turned tumultuous.

gadfly

Gee, I don't know where Zella is, but I'll just take this.
The rapper was impressed by his partner's hook, he exclaimed "Gad, Fly!"
ubiquious

Having chewed my last Tums, my stomach turned tumultuous.

gadfly

Gee, I don't know where Zella is, but I'll just take this.
The rapper was impressed by his partner's hook, he exclaimed "Gad, Fly!"
ubiquious


Speaking of rappers  :P The kid's REAL name was Myron but he changed it to ubiquious "G" to impress his posse of thugs......

Insideous

There must be over a thousand muscles insideous.

cantankerous

In the face of the oncoming F5 hurricane, the barn resigned itself to it's inevitable flying away, because as it said to the henhouse : "You know, they just catankerous down well enough"  ::) :(


Persephone

The convenience of carrying her phone in her purse pelase Clarinda, so she bough herself a new persephone. ::)

grueling

In olden days, they used to hunt for their food, then called grueling.

godspeed

Said the hippie farmer after noticing his goats acting very peculiar
"Heeey man, didja see that godspeed by here just now?  Dude it must have one heluva buzz"!!
:o :-X

Where's the next word, Michelle?  ???

succulent

Said the hippie farmer after noticing his goats acting very peculiar
"Heeey man, didja see that godspeed by here just now?  Dude it must have one heluva buzz"!!
:o :-X

The succubus pronounced her latest victim most succulent...

baleful

The farmer lifted that baleful of hay.

overwrought

The farmer lifted that baleful of hay.

overwrought


Overwrought, over wrails, we will hit the wrusty trail....

persnickity

Overwrought, over wrails, we will hit the wrusty trail....

persnickity


It returns . . .

Those snickity's were dead greedy. They could only have one per snickity.

Salvage

Mr. Sal Vage is the best junk dealer in the world.

bastion

"You rotten bastion!" shouted the moat when he caught the tower cheating...

clinical

My mom used to have lots of make-up by Clinical.

sanguinary

The new canary developed to detect the presence of blood in coal mine was dubbed a 'sanguinary'.

creotine

Mark McGwire ate so much creotine, he exploded.

diapason

To di- a-pason  two ways to say "he ain't coming home no more!"

Hey Michelle, where's the next word? ???

To di- a-pason  two ways to say "he ain't coming home no more!"

Hey Michelle, where's the next word? ???


Lets try:

eocene

The ion was so angry, he caused an eocene.

irreperable

When the bull fighter snagged the bull's ear with the end of his cape and ripped it, he realized the last thing he would ever do in life was irreperable....

sympatico

When Mexican golfer Lorena Ochoa made a quaduple bogey on the 18th tee at the US Open, the other golfers gave her sympatico.

blunderbuss

To Blunder-- buss yer head open walkin backwards staring at a good looking someone walking the other way.
    tipsy           

Sorry I messed up last time folks! I promise to play right if anyone else picks this up.

Tipsy Hendren was the damsel in distress in "The Birds".

ingratiating

Chanting with bell chimes sounds sort of like this.... "In-gratia"  ting

  hospitable

Lola was a kind lady who was in such great pain, so she decided to go to the "Hospitable"


.... circulation

an angry phone call about money= "Cir cu lati on your payment. We suggest you send money fast!"
        flexible

Ann was wasn't very clean, they said she wasn't very sanity


.... chaos

When my son explained the mess inhis untidy bedroom, he blamed the Chaos Theory.

analysis

Too bad you're in such good condition - from looking at you I was just about to assume otherwise. (okay, not very creative)


.... faulty (like faulty dog, lol)

The manager is faulty, whats wrong with him?

cheap

Cheap washing powder does not keep clothing that clean.

increase

Decreaing the water, keeps the clothing drier.

Language

The Sheriff was soon one the crime scene only to find it should be has day off.

unattended

The concert went unattented because of the rainy conditions

electric

"It isn't cloudy, but it is rainy" Said the weatherman

... snooty

"snooty"--the sound of an owl sneezing.
            mission

You people are missing the intent of this mission.

eradicate

I will eradicate that thiought from my memory.

objective

And you are also missing the objective, Philip. ;)

bowler

when playing ladies cricket you need to identify the strongest batter and then bowler out

Okay, Karen, what's the next word?
when playing ladies cricket you need to identify the strongest batter and then bowler out

Okay, Karen, what's the next word?


:-[

concentrate

You have to concentrate when playing ladies cricket, for you need to identify the strongest batter and then bowler out.

representative

Philip

the object of the game is either to provide a new definition of the given word vis;

"snooty"--the sound of an owl sneezing.



Or to use the word how it sounds not by its true meaning. Such as the classic "My coat has nine button but I can only fascinate"

Sadly my brain won't let me think of an example using your word 'representative'

Philip

the object of the game is either to provide a new definition of the given word vis;
Or to use the word how it sounds not by its true meaning. Such as the classic "My coat has nine button but I can only fascinate"

Sadly my brain won't let me think of an example using your word 'representative'
;D

Philip

the object of the game is either to provide a new definition of the given word vis;
Or to use the word how it sounds not by its true meaning. Such as the classic "My coat has nine button but I can only fascinate"

Sadly my brain won't let me think of an example using your word 'representative'
Now that I have finally crasped the true concept of this thread, I will change the next word to:

beside

D o you like the single Good Morning Universe by Toyah?  I prefer the be-side personally.


next word

potent

After O.D.'ing on ExLax, Warren just kept on re-laxing.

pseudonym

  P.S. Eudon  Y  M  I taking care of this for you? I quit!
          hydrate

The drate was out of reach, so it was a hy-drate.

emaciate

Did u hear about emaciate a whole turducken!  :o

carnival

When Jim decided to eat all the meat we called his a carniv-all!!!

Oxymoron