Good one Vile!   8)


Thanks. :) Not bad for a first effort, I guess! You can't beat a good story about love, sex, death, and drinking! ;D

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Good one!  You fit a lot of titles in a small area!  8)
Thanks, stinger22 ;)

Thanks. :) Not bad for a first effort, I guess! You can't beat a good story about love, sex, death, and drinking! ;D

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You got that right!  Nice job, Absolutely Vile :)

Here's one for today....The Doors:

Columbus sailed his Crystal Ship through the sea. His crew was dubbed the Riders On The Storm as they braved the rugged waters. The odds were said to be Five To One that the world was flat. To prove his detractors wrong, he took his Spanish Caravan and was just Waiting For The Sun to come up before he began his long journey. Like an Unknown Soldier he would show no fear, for his lady ship he did so Love Her Madly. When he finally did Break On Through he and his Ship Of Fools were greeted by the Indians. They thought that "These People Are Strange" and sure enough it was Strange Days that found them. He met a Wild Child though, and soon she said "Love Me Two Times". She became his Wintertime Love as she said to him repeatedly "Touch Me"and you will surely "Light My Fire". Soon it was Indian Summer and time for him and his mates to leave. So in preparation for thier departure he acted like a Peace Frog and said that When The Musics Over it will certainly become a Blue Sunday and ultimately it was The End.....

Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before, but there was this guy called William who took the Draize Train to London to see his girlfriend, Jeane. He endured the long trip whilst reading a fascinating book about The Death Of A Disco Dancer. Upon arrival, William's girlfriend was not very happy! "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now!" she said. "I Know It's Over! I know I'm Unloveable!"
William was very confused. He'd never seen Jeane act like this before! He looked at the Wonderful Woman he thought he once loved, and started to Panic. "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore!" said he. "Don't you know These Things Take Time? You're making me feel like Half A Person, and I don't appreciate it."
"What Difference Does It Make?" asked Jeane. "William, It Was Really Nothing." William was astonished and hurt by What She Said.
Jeane continued. "I know you are a Handsome Devil, but I Never Had No One Ever and I'm a Girl Afraid!"
William reassured Jeane that they would always stick together like Hand In Glove, and they walked on to her flat. On the way, they were approached by some Rusholme Ruffians. "Give me 50 quid or I'll put your Girlfriend In A Coma!" demanded one, a Sweet And Tender Hooligan.
"I Don't Owe You Anything!" said William. Realising, however, that he could well be off through the Cemetry Gates if he doesn't oblige, William handed over everything he had to the boys. "Wankers!" he thought, as the boys ran off shouting, "Shoplifters Of The World, Unite!"
"How dare they Ask me for all my money! And why did I give it to them? Am I Still Ill? No one does that to This Charming Man!"
Jeane stood there, unimpressed. "Well I Wonder..." said she. "Are you going to Accept Yourself and be a man, or will I have to Stretch Out And Wait?"
"Bigmouth Strikes Again!" thought William. "What does she expect of me? Pretty Girls Make Graves!" William knew that Jeane would always love him anyway, and he was happy about that. He exclaimed, "I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in mine!"

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Michelle, stingr22 and Absolutely Vile...your stories are GREAT!  8)

I finally found the ones I had posted on the old board some years ago.  Here's one using Little River Band titles....

"It's A Long Way There but I think we can make it," Tom told his wife as they drove down the interstate in search of the quaint resort.  Just then the car's engine died.  Tom managed to pull off to the side of the road and then made a call on his cell phone.  He turned to his wife and said, "Don't worry...Help Is On Its Way."  The couple looked at each other and with a laugh said, "Happy Anniversary!"  Then they started Reminiscing about the time they'd met.

Rebecca had been a Lady on the rebound when she met Tom.  She had just come out of a rocky relationship and was ready for a Cool Change.  Tom was a Lonesome Loser who had always been considered 'The Other Guy'.  The two Night Owls had quickly hit it off and become inseparable.  Two years later they were married.
   

Michelle, stingr22 and Absolutely Vile...your stories are GREAT!  8)

I finally found the ones I had posted on the old board some years ago.  Here's one using Little River Band titles....

"It's A Long Way There but I think we can make it," Tom told his wife as they drove down the interstate in search of the quaint resort.  Just then the car's engine died.  Tom managed to pull off to the side of the road and then made a call on his cell phone.  He turned to his wife and said, "Don't worry...Help Is On Its Way."  The couple looked at each other and with a laugh said, "Happy Anniversary!"  Then they started Reminiscing about the time they'd met.

Rebecca had been a Lady on the rebound when she met Tom.  She had just come out of a rocky relationship and was ready for a Cool Change.  Tom was a Lonesome Loser who had always been considered 'The Other Guy'.  The two Night Owls had quickly hit it off and become inseparable.  Two years later they were married.
 
I thought they were great then and I still enjoy them now, Karen :)

Michelle, stingr22 and Absolutely Vile...your stories are GREAT!  8)

I finally found the ones I had posted on the old board some years ago.  Here's one using Little River Band titles....

   


CF, you have inspired me to listen to my Little River Band Greatest Hits CD!  They made some really good music!  And, great story too!  8)

I thought they were great then and I still enjoy them now, Karen :)


Thanks Mark!  :)

CF, you have inspired me to listen to my Little River Band Greatest Hits CD!  They made some really good music!  And, great story too!   8)


They did indeed do some great music, stingr....and thanks for the nice compliment!  ;)

Even the most casual of Journey fans will know these...   8)

It was the end of the summer before the start of my senior year in high school.  As the sun set and the street Lights began to shine, I met Suzanne while cruising down the Dixie Highway.  We knew each other from school, but she was way out of my league, so Majestic.  I never figured she would ever give me the time of day.  I've wanted to talk to her, but I was just too shy.  Besides, she just broke up with her boyfriend, so I didn't know what to say After The Fall.  I have had a crush on her for years, but was always too afraid to approach her.  Ironically enough, her boyfriend was the starting quarterback and I was his backup, he was extremely cocky and he generally gave me a hard time.

But, tonight, I didn't really care.  So, trying to cheer her up, I walked up to her and asked "Who's Crying Now?"  She looked at me With A Tear and said It's not a Natural Thing to just be happy-go-lucky and just pretend that everything is OK."

I didn't really know what to say.  So, I offered her a ride.  I said, "I would be Happy To Give you a ride."  She said that I looked like I could be trusted, so she agreed, but that I had better not try anything.  So I said, "Any Way You Want It."  On the way to the car, I noticed (like I had many times before), that she Walks Like A Lady, so on the way to the car, I have to admit, I was really getting myself worked up.  I had to calm down and just try to be a friend.  After all, if I don't, The Party's Over.

As we drove off, she began to tell me what happened.  She found her ex, Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin some girl.  She mentioned how she had Patiently and Faithfully stood beside him for 2 years and now, it's Too Late for him to apologize or to try to come back.  In her words, "He can just Keep On Runnin'!"  She said it was for the best that they went their Separate Ways.  Besides, none of her family liked him, not Mother, Father, her sister... nobody.  Not even her friends. 

Did you ever look into The Eyes Of A Woman and want to tell her everything, but you were too embarassed?  That's where I was. 

She continued and explained that there were Good Times as well, but the bad times were so bad that it wasn't worth it.  Now she was glad that she could finally Escape and move on to new Frontiers.

We talked for hours and she really opened up to me.  And then, out of nowhere, I just blurted it out...  "Suzanne, I have been Stone In Love with you since the 8th grade!"  Her eyes got real wide and the car was silent for what seemed like A Lifetime.  Finally, she responded... "Where Were You when I needed you?  I have had a crush on you since the 7th grade!  I always thought you were either taken or had no interest, because you never talked to me.  I tried to speak to you and you just turned and walked the other way.  Many times I wanted to just rush Into Your Arms because you seemed like such a nice guy, and extremely good looking!  In fact, one of the reasons me and 'old What's His Name' had problems is because he thought I had a thing for you!  You could have had me Anytime!"

Why Can't This Night Go On Forever?  I then said, "Here I am with Open Arms!"  She then fell into my arms and we kissed.  And we were  Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin each other!  To shorten this rather long story, "old What's His Name" broke his arm in football practice.  I went on to start and became All State.  I went to college at Ohio State, won the Heisman trophy and another National Title.  I will probably be the overall number one pick in the NFL draft.  Suzanne and I got married and we are living happily everafter.

As for "Old What's His Name,"  he pumps my gas!  Who's Cryin' Now?  So the moral of the story kids is, Don't Stop Believin', because it's never Too Late! 

It was the end of the summer before the start of my senior year in high school. 


Very nice, stingr22...BUT I feel very embarassed saying this but everyone needs to put the artist at the top....I have know idea what artists are in some of these stories  :-[

OK, mine were Depeche Mode and The Smiths, respectively...

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Carpenters:

We kept Hurting Each Other so we went to a therapist.  She told us that "It's Gonna Take Some Time to work things out because your ego was that of a Superstar and that you think of yourself as the only person on Top Of The World". But since the therapy, that We've Only Just Begun, I feel that we should think of Yesterday Once More and not yet say Goodbye To Love I realize that even though we can't stand Rainy Days And Mondays we will continue to Sing together....that will make me feel Close To You.

Stingr...I can't believe how many titles you managed to fit into your passage!  Great job!  ;)

Here's a short one using Chicago songs.....


There I was spending a leisurly Saturday In The Park, when a nice man walked up to me and asked me if I knew the time.  "25 Or 6 To 4" I said, after glancing at my watch.  "You don't know?" he asked, puzzled.  "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" I replied.  With that he smiled and sat down next to me.  We talked for a while and before I knew it the sun was starting to set.  No matter how I tried, I just couldn't Look Away from this intriguing fellow.  To make a long story short, we went back to his place and he asked me to Stay The Night.  "I want it to be Just You 'N' Me.  I've Been Searchin' So Long for someone like you and If You Leave Me Now I don't know what I'll do.  Baby, I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love."  That night I felt like I was on Cloud 9. 

Here's a short one using Chicago songs.....


There I was spending a leisurly Saturday In The Park, when a nice man walked up to me and asked me if I knew the time.  "25 Or 6 To 4" I said, after glancing at my watch.  "You don't know?" he asked, puzzled.  "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" I replied.  With that he smiled and sat down next to me.  We talked for a while and before I knew it the sun was starting to set.  No matter how I tried, I just couldn't Look Away from this intriguing fellow.  To make a long story short, we went back to his place and he asked me to Stay The Night.  "I want it to be Just You 'N' Me.  I've Been Searchin' So Long for someone like you and If You Leave Me Now I don't know what I'll do.  Baby, I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love."  That night I felt like I was on Cloud 9. 
Excellent!

Stingr...I can't believe how many titles you managed to fit into your passage!  Great job!  ;)

Here's a short one using Chicago songs.....




Thanks CF!  Excellent job yourself!  You managed to fit 9 titles in one paragraph!  ;)  When I wrote the 2 that I did, I just knew that certain titles would fit, I just had to weave a story around those!  Keep up the good work!  8)

REO Speedwagon
Letter from a Son of a Poor Man to his girl:

I am Back on the Road Again where Only The Strong Survive Ridin' The Storm Out. I am hungry for some Variety Tonight but I had to Keep Pushin' until I got to my home on 157 Riverside Avenue. I knew from One Lonely Night and the cross words In Your Letter that I had One Girlfriend Too Many. The moment I said, "Time For Me To Fly" that I  had to Take it On the Run. I still wish you were Here With Me, but now you're just here In My Dreams. I knew I was wrong when I pushed that Gambler you slept with off the cliff, then you ordered "Don't Let Him Go!" and I didn't listen. I was Reelin' from your comforting words as the cops came and you told them Lies about how it was done in self defense. Now I'm here Shakin' It Loose. If you still love me, I Do' Wanna Know. I'm here to Live Every Moment and Keep the Fire Burnin', and I will Keep On Lovin' You. Well, gotta Roll With The Changes.

                                                             Sincerely,
                                                           The Music Man

Good one Indy Gent!  8)

Thank you, stingr22. :)

Good one Indy Gent!   8)

IndyGent, that was great!  Here's one from Credence Clearwater Revival....
The Fortunate Son had caused quite a Commotion at the Green River by breaking up with Proud Mary. Just as they were rolling on a river...he hit her with the news saying I Put A Spell On You under this Bad Moon Rising so you must leave this town and join a Travelin' Band" He had met Suzie Q earlier that day as she was Down On The Corner. She looked like a much traveled, yet still pretty Sweet Hitch-Hiker. He drove her Up Around The Bend and parked. She asked him Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" to which he replied "Not as Long As I Can See The Light!". Then we both wondered Who'll Stop The Rain beacause we had just Heard It Through The Grapevine that a huge storm was coming.  We hurried back to my house. While Looking Out My Back Door we saw the storm approaching. She said to me "Hey Tonight let's have some fun and Run Through The Jungle" So off we went....not wanting to ever think that Someday Never Comes.

AND since I missed posting one yesterday, here are The Guess Who:

Okay....time for the Guess Who (Really, That IS thier name!)

I once saw a Bus Rider named Albert Flasher who was SO NOT well endowed that he had These Eyes as well as many others Laughing. http://www.anyfun.net/animation/gifs/animatedgif7.gif

When I left the bus I had no way home, so I hitched a ride with a very beautiful American Woman who rejected my advances for a time by saying "Sorry, No Sugar Tonight sweetheart." My heart was Broken as she said there was No Time for us and that she could only Share The Land with me in this Hand Me Down World. She told me "Hang Onto Your Life." Years went by until I finally saw her again. She had with her a Star Baby and asked "Did You Miss Me Darlin'?" I asked her who the famous father of her baby was and she told me to Clap For The Wolfman!

AND since I missed posting one yesterday, here are The Guess Who:

Okay....time for the Guess Who (Really, That IS thier name!)
I know who they are. I have the misfortune (or fortune, depending on how you look at it) of coming from the same place they do. They put us on the map, I suppose you could say. Their singer, Burton Cummings, is known by some to be somewhat of a jerk, but he owns a restaurant chain (The Salisbury House), a small concert venue once called the Walker Theatre (now it's the Burton Cummings Theatre), and he has a community centre named after him. But I found out from a friend of his who owns a record shop here that he likes Depeche Mode, so at least he has some good taste in music. :)  People here still like them, though, and they're known worldwide, so it's something to be proud of I suppose.

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REO Speedwagon
Letter from a Son of a Poor Man to his girl:

I am Back on the Road Again where Only The Strong Survive Ridin' The Storm Out. I am hungry for some Variety Tonight but I had to Keep Pushin' until I got to my home on 157 Riverside Avenue. I knew from One Lonely Night and the cross words In Your Letter that I had One Girlfriend Too Many. The moment I said, "Time For Me To Fly" that I  had to Take it On the Run. I still wish you were Here With Me, but now you're just here In My Dreams. I knew I was wrong when I pushed that Gambler you slept with off the cliff, then you ordered "Don't Let Him Go!" and I didn't listen. I was Reelin' from your comforting words as the cops came and you told them Lies about how it was done in self defense. Now I'm here Shakin' It Loose. If you still love me, I Do' Wanna Know. I'm here to Live Every Moment and Keep the Fire Burnin', and I will Keep On Lovin' You. Well, gotta Roll With The Changes.

                                                             Sincerely,
                                                           The Music Man


Excellent, Indy!  8)

Here is some Pat Benatar:

I was told when I was young that Hell Is For Children so gathering up all my stuff, I ran off with a lady who had made some Promises In The Dark. See, I had been Looking For A Stranger. Her love was definately Rated-X but I soon found out that our love was not so Invincible because, suddenly she proclaimed "Love Is A Battlefield and I Want Out." It was then I came to realize her Lipstick Lies and yet I still told her "We Live For Love and that all the moments with her were Precious Time to me." I told her "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." She was a Heartbreaker and I couldn't bear to stay any longer. In my rush to leave, unfortunately, not realizing she had already replaced the Plume, I fell to the ground as I slipped on the Fire and Ice  ::)

Ok, this might be a little bit long, but I got carried away!! Sorry! I love Elton!

Yesterday, I was going to a Funeral for a Friend, when I ran into Daniel. He said, aren't you Little Jeannie, the Sweet Painted Lady? I said, yea, I used to be a Dirty Little Girl and I thought I'd be Better Off Dead. But, Someone Saved My Life Tonight! So he said, do you wanna go see Bennie and the Jets? And I said, sure Blue Eyes! But you have a bit of a RazorFace. Well, I'll stop by the Holiday Inn first and shave. When we got to his room I said Who Wears these Shoes? Oh, those belong to that Tiny Dancer. You know, The One from that club where they do the Crocodile Rock? So, thats you story huh?! Well, I don't Believe you! So, The Bitch is Back!! You Social Disease!! So, since Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting, I kicked him right in the Rotten Peaches! Thats for all those times you took me to Roy Rogers for dinner! Hey, he said, Have Mercy on the Criminal! I just turned around and said, Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word, so Goodbye!!

Ok, this might be a little bit long, but I got carried away!! Sorry! I love Elton!

Yesterday, I was going to a Funeral for a Friend, when I ran into Daniel. He said, aren't you Little Jeannie, the Sweet Painted Lady? I said, yea, I used to be a Dirty Little Girl and I thought I'd be Better Off Dead. But, Someone Saved My Life Tonight! So he said, do you wanna go see Bennie and the Jets? And I said, sure Blue Eyes! But you have a bit of a RazorFace. Well, I'll stop by the Holiday Inn first and shave. When we got to his room I said Who Wears these Shoes? Oh, those belong to that Tiny Dancer. You know, The One from that club where they do the Crocodile Rock? So, thats you story huh?! Well, I don't Believe you! So, The b*tc* is Back!! You Social Disease!! So, since Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting, I kicked him right in the Rotten Peaches! Thats for all those times you took me to Roy Rogers for dinner! Hey, he said, Have Mercy on the Criminal! I just turned around and said, Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word, so Goodbye!!
Long? I think it is GREAT....nice job, gemini61 ;)

Long? I think it is GREAT....nice job, gemini61 ;)
Thanks R&R! It seemed longer when I was writing it, then when I typed it, it shrunk!! (haha) :D

Ok, this might be a little bit long, but I got carried away!! Sorry! I love Elton!

Yesterday, I was going to a Funeral for a Friend, when I ran into Daniel. He said, aren't you Little Jeannie, the Sweet Painted Lady? I said, yea, I used to be a Dirty Little Girl and I thought I'd be Better Off Dead. But, Someone Saved My Life Tonight! So he said, do you wanna go see Bennie and the Jets? And I said, sure Blue Eyes! But you have a bit of a RazorFace. Well, I'll stop by the Holiday Inn first and shave. When we got to his room I said Who Wears these Shoes? Oh, those belong to that Tiny Dancer. You know, The One from that club where they do the Crocodile Rock? So, thats you story huh?! Well, I don't Believe you! So, The b*tc* is Back!! You Social Disease!! So, since Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting, I kicked him right in the Rotten Peaches! Thats for all those times you took me to Roy Rogers for dinner! Hey, he said, Have Mercy on the Criminal! I just turned around and said, Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word, so Goodbye!!


Very well done, gemini!  :) 8)

Very well done, gemini!  :) 8)
Thank You!! :)

Thanks R&R! It seemed longer when I was writing it, then when I typed it, it shrunk!! (haha) :D
I know what you mean, gemini61....I've had it happen a few times myself ;)

Now for the ladies...some David Gates & Bread :D

The young man was having quite a Dismal Day when he entered in his Diary that his love could not make that Sweet Surrender. He told his Mother..Freedom is what he now wanted. The small town was aghast at her letting him leave...saying things to her like "He'll certainly be Lost Without Your Love, and he's so wild he may just travel over to the London Bridge!" His mom never hesitated, saying "He's A Good Lad", so off he went. He set out on the road...and after a few months was getting quite a following. Critics were quite kind, calling him The Guitar Man. He realized that If you Let Your Love Grow then your free to love again someday. He told himself "I'll give up Everything I Own, because without that special someone It Don't Matter To Me. Years went by and his following had grown huge, but he had been Too Long On The Road. His year long tour was about to end when he met a beautiful lady named Aubrey backstage. She walked up to him and said "Baby, I'm A Want You" to which he replied "I wanna Make It With You." So, with the memories of his Goodbye Girl somewhere off in the Clouds he and his new love Took The Last Train to Santropez.

Now for the ladies...some David Gates & Bread :D

The young man was having quite a Dismal Day when he entered in his Diary that his love could not make that Sweet Surrender. He told his Mother..Freedom is what he now wanted. The small town was aghast at her letting him leave...saying things to her like "He'll certainly be Lost Without Your Love, and he's so wild he may just travel over to the London Bridge!" His mom never hesitated, saying "He's A Good Lad", so off he went. He set out on the road...and after a few months was getting quite a following. Critics were quite kind, calling him The Guitar Man. He realized that If you Let Your Love Grow then your free to love again someday. He told himself "I'll give up Everything I Own, because without that special someone It Don't Matter To Me. Years went by and his following had grown huge, but he had been Too Long On The Road. His year long tour was about to end when he met a beautiful lady named Aubrey backstage. She walked up to him and said "Baby, I'm A Want You" to which he replied "I wanna Make It With You." So, with the memories of his Goodbye Girl somewhere off in the Clouds he and his new love Took The Last Train to Santropez.


Nicely done, Mark!  8)