Don't you mean "Both", this is a "Which Is Worst" thread...



Windows 98



'80's TV Shows:

"Pink Lady & Jeff" or "Small Wonder"?
I meant to say more of the two evils...but now that you mention it, I'll say Both :D

Small Wonder

Mariah Carey

  OR

Beyonce

Beyonce, atleast Mariah had a good voice & better videos, though both are bad actresses  :P




Nu metal or techno?

Beyonce, atleast Mariah had a good voice & better videos, though both are bad actresses  :P




Nu metal or techno?




True enough :)

Techno


Rolling Stones:

90's

Or

Now

Now, I actually like their 1994 song "Love Is Strong"



Anime',  CGI animation, or flash animation?

flash animation

Teens who don't value their youth and try to be part of an older crowd

or

Adults who don't value their maturity and try to be part of a younger crowd

Tanya

Adults who don't value their maturity and try to be part of a younger crowd

I was one of those teens & I basically hung out with my peers who weren't into (then) current trends. But knew some adults who try to act hip for no apparent reason.


Smoking or drinking?

Smoking - if both are done in moderation, smoking has worse affects. 

flu
or
strep throat

I'll drink  to that!!  ::)

Tossing cigarette butts on the ground

          OR

Tossing beer bottles on the ground

tossing cigarette butts to the ground



Barbra  Striestand or Cher?

strep throat

intimate relations:

no finishing at all

or

finishing early

(I'm trying to curb my language here - but I think you'll get it)

Tanya

Not finishing at all

Cagney

  OR

Lacy

Both


Boomerang being an all preschool programming network or VH1 Classic in brink of being a 'Classic MTV' network with old MTV shows?

VH1 Classic

From The Brady Bunch:

Oliver

OR

The little Brother on Family Ties??

Oliver

Olivia (Cosby Show)

or

all of a sudden losing a kid on a show: Hello, Family Matters where's your other daughter?

Tanya

Family Matters

Jewel

  OR

Sheryl Crowe

Jewel


J Pop or Speed Metal?

I don't know what J Pop is, but I know I don't like Speed Metal

stars taking a break b/c their life is so hard

or

overexposed stars

Tanya

J Pop is bubblegum pop from Japan, watch the "Puffy Ami Yumi", on Cartoon Network,  cartoon for an example (BTW, I can't stand any bubble gum pop from around the globe...Britney from the U.S. to The Spice Girls from England...only from the early '90's and before...  :P)


Over exposed celebs



Speaking of bubblegum pop:


The Osmonds or Hanson?

Hansen...even though I can't stand most mormons  :P

Dry Climate....LOW Humidity:

Winter

  OR

Summer

Summer



Worst Movie:

"Howard the Duck" or "Spice World"?

Howard The Duck

Marilyn Manson

    OR

Ozzy Osbourne

Manson, atleast Ozzy had talent



Vanilla Ice or Limp Bizkit?

That's true  :)

Limp Bizkit..Ice has NO talent ::) :P

Autumn

  OR

Spring

Autumn



Worst Lists:


VH1 or Blender Magazine?

Blender

Worst male magazine:

maxim or Playboy?

Tanya

Playboy



Worst MTV Show:

"The Real World" or "Singled Out"?

I actually liked Singled Out, but I will say Real World b/c it's almost scripted now. It was cutting-edge before.

Worst vh1 show:

Motormouth

or

Totally Obsessed

Tanya

Motormouth


Worst Nicktoon:

Rugrats, Rocket Power, or Wild Thornberries?

Sorry, I actually like them all as I watch them with my son. But, if I must, I'll say Rugrats.

Worst Fox Program

The Littlest Groom

or

Perfect Billionaire (or whatever it is)

Tanya

Littlest Groom



Worst Comedy Central show:

Graham Norton or Kid Notorious?

Graham Norton

SNL-1980's

  OR

SNL-1990's

The '80's (1984 to 1987 to be exact) And the '90's was a great era for SNL...until 1998 when it got worse, worse, each year  :P





Worse Music:

Disco or Muzak?

muzak

The Spice Girls

  OR

S Club 7

Spice Girls


"Teletubbies" or "Barney"?

Barney

Smurfs

  OR

Pinky And Brain when they had to move in  with that girl (Myra)??

Pinky and the Brain

AIDS

or

Dysentery?

AIDS



Cartoon Network without Looney Tunes or VH1/MTV without videos...only during dusk?

VH1-MTV without videos.

Sexually explicit movies

or

Gratuously violent movies

or

Gross-out comedy movies?

Gratuously violent movies



From "Awesomely Bad Metal Songs"...


Limp Bizkit "My Way", Stryper "Honestly", or Insane Clown Posse "Tilt A Whirl"?

Limp Bizkit

Truly awful easy listening

"All I Need" by Jack Wagner

or

"That's What Love Is All About" by Michael Bolton

or

"I've Never Been To Me" by Charlene?

All three, but Michael Bolton is the worse of the worse  :P



Whiney Alternative Songs:

"What's Up" 4 Non Blondes, "The Freshman" The Verve Pipe, or "Hold My Hand" Hootie & The Blowfish?

Pootie, oops, Hootie and the Blow hards!

Worse female empowerment songs:

Bitch - Meredith Brooks

or

My Perogative - Britney Spears' Cover

Tanya

B.S. cover of "My Prerogative"


Wannabe Punks:

Sum 41 "Fat Lip", Avril Lainvinge "Complicated", or Good Charlotte "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous"?

all of them are bad! But, if I must, Avril

Sexiness poser

Britney Spears

or

Jessica Simpson

Tanya

Britney, for starting the whole "Lolita Pop Singer" trend  :P



Hair Bands:

Manowar, Nelson, or Stryper?

Manowar (b/c I can't recall them)

Worst singer:

Britney, Jessica or Lindsey?

Tanya

All, but I'll select "B.S." again


Worst '80's Actor/Singer

Don Johnson, Eddie Murphy, or Bruce Willis?

Bruce Willis

Worst Brat Pack Actor

Andrew McCarthy

or

Demi Moore

or

Judd Nelson?

Demi Moore



"Lizzie McGuire" or "Square Pegs"?

Lizzie McGuire

Worse movie

A Night In the Life of Jimmy Reardon

or

License to Drive?

"A Night In the Life of Jimmy Reardon" 


Overrated Movie


"Gone With The Wind", "Casablanca", or  "Citizen's Kane"?

GWTW

Overrated comedy

Broadcast News

or

Carnal Knowledge?

Broadcast News


Overrated Sitcom:

"Friends", "The Cosby Show", or "MASH"?

MASH

Overrated drama

Lou Grant

or

Cagney and Lacey

or

ER?

ER


Overrated Animated Sitcom: (Though I like all three personally)

Simpson, Family Guy, or South Park?

Family Guy

Overrated country star

Shania Twain

or

Faith Hill

or

Garth Brooks?

All, though Shania Twain  :P


Most Overrated Singer:

Whitney Houston, Madonna, or Cher?

Cher

Most overated actress

Cher

or

Jessica Lange

or

Lisa Kudrow?

Lisa Kudrow



Gingerbread or ginger snaps?

Gingerbread

Mariah Carey or Madonna ?  ::)

Mariah Carey ::)


Heat or cold ?

Heat


Overrated sport :

Basketball

or

Football

or

Hockey

All three...though football, not confused with soccer...which other countries calls it...is the worst  :P


TV shows that featured a bubblegum pop act:

New Kids On The Block  & Jeff or Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi?

NKOTB & Jeff

Worst professional team ever

Washington Wizards

or

Los Angeles Clippers

or

Cincinnati Bengals?

Clippers



Colin Quinn or Jenna Elfman?

Both are grating, but I pick Colin because he's such an a**hole.

Worst LAPD cop

Stacy Koon (Biggest instigator in the Rodney King beating)

or

Mark Fuhrmann (Biggest liar in the OJ murder trial)?

Both, though I'll select Mark Furmann




Mandy Moore or Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan
Overrated sitcoms

"Joey"

or

"Arrested Development"

"Arrested Development"



Deborah Gibson or Taylor Dayne? (Though I like both, but still...)

Deborah Gibson (though I like both for appearance)

"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle

or

"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees?

Rick Dees


Wilson Phillips "Hold On" or Hanson "Mmm Bop"?

Hanson "Mmm Bop", fer sure, bleah!


Britney Spears

or

Sharon Osbourne

Both, but I'll select "B.S."




Carrot Top or Kathy Griffin?

Carrot Top, only because he's the male.

Worse food

Guacamole

or

Brussels Sprouts?

Don't talk bad about veggies! Guacamole is worse.

  Pretend you want to go walking or jogging
          So, which is worse...


  mud on your running shoes?
      or
  only finding dirty socks?
                  :P

mud on running shoes



Michael Bolton or Yanni?

PLEASE PEOPLE this topic of Bolton or Yanni had already been done twice!

Besides they both aren't that bad. think of all the old folks they bring happiness too by keeping jazz and soft music alive!
      In honor of my Granny's favorite I will say Michael Bolton is worse.

              Which is the lesser of two evils
    Being  "all day no food" hungry and tired but too tired to move anywhere to get food
  or
    too sick to move and so nauseated you don't feel like eating anyway

too sick to move and so nauseated you don't feel like eating anyway

Worst:

Michael Bolton

  OR

Mairiah Carey

Bolton (I like some Mariah songs)


Which is worse...
3rd rate En Vogue vs. Wannabe Punks:


Destiny's Child or Good Charlotte?

I'm still not convinced Brussels Sprouts are even edible, let alone a vegetable. ::)

Don't talk bad about veggies! Guacamole is worse.

   

Destiny's Child

Which overrated actor is worse?

Dennis Franz

or

Marg Helgenberger?

Franz



Baby Huey or Snagglepuss?

Baby Huey

Worse now defunct soft drink made by Pepsi:
Crystal Pepsi

or

Pepsi Blue?

Crystal Pepsi


Celebs that are famous for no apparent reason:

Paris Hilton or Simon Cowell?

Simon (only because Paris is cuter)

Which would be worse?

Urban Meyer accepting the Florida job

or

Notre Dame's continued mediocrity under Butch Davis and AD Kevin White?

Urban Meyer accepting the Florida job


Worst Sports Show:

"XFL" or "Slamball"?

XFL, since I've never seen Slamball and I don't think it would be as bad.

Worst Entertainment Magazine Show

Entertainment Tonight

or

Extra?

Urban Meyer accepting the Florida job


Worst Sports Show:

"XFL" or "Slamball"?

Entertainment Tonight


Metal Bands:

Slayer, Exodus, or Slipknot?

All of them suck, but I chose Slipknot.

Worst job:

Custodian/Janitor

or

Road crew?

janitor



Donna Summer or The Village People?

Village People

Worse ballad:

Foolish Games by Jewel

or

I've Never Been To Me by Charlene?

"Foolish Games"  Jewel


Good cartoons gone bad:


"Baby Looney Tunes" or the introduction of Scrappy Doo in the "Scooby Doo" series?

Scrappy Doo

Diabetes

or

Cancer?

both, but I'll select cancer



Far Worse Cartoons: (pictured)


http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root//00001657/hermanandkatnip2.jpg or http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root//00002114/littleaudrey.jpg?

Little Audrey

Bipolar complex (manic-depression)

or

Schizophenia?

both, but I'll select cancer



Far Worse Cartoons: (pictured)


http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root//00001657/hermanandkatnip2.jpg or http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root//00002114/littleaudrey.jpg?

Both, though I'll select Bipolar complex



Recent Movies: (other than "Gigli")

"Catwoman" or "Alexander"?

Alexander

Worse massacre

The Holocaust

or

Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

Both, though I select The Holocaust





Hurricanes or floods?

Both, but I select floods since we don't get hurricanes here.

Cassettes that tangle

or

CDs that skip, scratch, or break?

CDs that skip, scratch, or break?





Care Bears or Pokemon?

Care Bears

Worst CBS sitcom

Yes, Dear

or

Still Standing?

Still Standing



"Desperate Housewives" or "The O.C."?

The O.C.

Worst newlyweds

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

or

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline?

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline



Worst R&B  Singer:

Beyonce or Ashanti?

Ashanti

Worst food

Haggis

or

Kidney pie?

Haggis



Public Domain DVDs:

Bad sound or bad picture?

Both, but bad sound

Goat's Milk

or

Limberger cheese?

Limberger cheese



SNL

Mid '80's or now?

Mid 80s (though both stink)

Worse game show

Bowling For Dollars

or

Queen For A Day?

Queen For A Day



Far Worse of Reality Shows (Though all are bad, IMO):


"Trading Spouses" or "The Simple Life"?

The Simple Life

Worse candy

Mary Jane (Peanut Butter)

or

White chocolate?

Mary Jane


Worst Band:

Insane Clown Posse or Limp Bizkit?

Both are bad, but ICP is worse

Which war is worse:

Bosnia

or

Iraq?

Iraq




Corey Haim or Corey Feldman?

Feldman

Barbara Bain

or

Barbara Feldon?

Feldon



The Olson Twins or The Hilton Sisters?

Hiltons

Baldwins

or

Dillons (Matt and Kevin)?

Dillons



Worst Pop Act:

New Kids On The Block or Destiny's Child?

Destiny's child  :-[  ;D

Below-par sci-fi films . . .

Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace or Independence Day?

Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace


Awful  movies based on  classic cartoons:


"Josie & The Pussycats" or "Looney Tunes: Back In Action"

Josie and the Pussycats

Bad cars

Yugo

or

Chevette?

Yugo



Years of Music:

1980 or 1999?

1999

Worse multi-platinum selling album:

Baby One More Time by Britney Spears

or

Saurday Night Fever?

"Baby One More Time" B.S.




Worse Animated Series that featured a washed up celebrity:

"Stripperella" (Pam Anderson)  or "Kid Notorious" (Robert Evans)?

Stripperella

Worse director

Edward Wood Jr.

or

Phil Tucker?

Ed Wood



Worse Variety Show:

"The Brady Bunch Hour" or "Pink Lady...& Jeff"?

The Brady Bunch Hour

Worst sitcom

The Hathaways

or

Whoops!

Woops!



Worst family sitcom?

"Full House" or "Step by Step"?

Full House (at least Step By Step had a lot of nice looking chicks)

Worse detective show

Murder She Wrote

or

Moonlighting?

"Murder She Wrote"


Worse Sci Fi series:

"Manimal" or "The Powers of Matthew Star"?

The Powers of Matthew Starr

Worst medical drama

E/R

or

Chicago Hope?

Chicago Hope



Worst Teen Sitcom:

"Blossom" or "Square Pegs"?

Blossom

Worse actress

Betsy Russell

or

Tara Reid?

Tara Reid



Bill O'Reilly or Carson Daly?

Carson Daly

Greta Van Stusteren

or

Paula Zahn?

Greta Van Stusteren



The Wiggles or Teletubbies?

The Wiggles

Popular

or

Roswell?

Popular



Artists that were still popular in the '90's and became even bigger tabloid targets than pop stars:


Madonna or Michael Jackson?

Oh that one's easy..Michael Jackson, his music is getting "Badder" as the years go by, not to mention the whole child molesting thing.


Luke Wilson -OR- Owen Wilson?

Luke Wilson


Cartoon Characters:

Kim Possible  or  Hammerman?

Kim Possible


Worse bearded bad man

Osama bin Laden

or

Abu Musab al-Zaqawi?

Bin Laden



Michael Moore or Barbra Striesand?

Michael Moore (At least Streisand can sing)

Worse downfall for a college coach

Joe Paterno, Penn State football

or

Gene Keady, Purdue basketball?

Paterno



Aaron Carter or Marky Mark Wahlburg?

Aaron Carter

Worse bigot

Jimmy The Greek

or

Fuzzy Zoeller?

Jimmy the Greek



Harveytoons or Mel O Toons?

Both, but Harveytoons

Worse billionaire

Donald Trump

or

The Prince of Saudi Arabia?

Donald Trump



Martha Stewart or Emril Lagase (sp?)?

Hard one, but I'll say Martha.

Dom Deluise

or

Dom Irrerra?

Deluise



Tom Arnold or Tom Green?

Green (Neither is funny, but Arnold hasn't twirled a baby from it's umbelical cord yet. ::))

Worst "Friend"

Ross

or

Phoebe?

Phoebe (though I can't stand the entire cast)




Worst "supernatural" sitcom:


"Tabitha" or "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"?

Sabrina

Melissa Joan Hart

or

Larissa Olynek?

Melissa Joan Hart



Jules Asner or Melissa Rivers?

Melissa Rivers, mostly because of Mom.

Worse killer

Scott Peterson

or

Ted Bundy?

Both, though Bundy




John Mayer or Norah Jones?

Norah Jones it is her voice

Paul Merton or Ian Hislop?

Paul Merton

Bruce Dickinson
or
James Hetfield

Hetfield

Diarrhea

or

Constipation?

diarrha



Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit?

Limp Bizkit

W.A.S.P.
or
Pantera

W.A.S.P.


Jennifer Lopez or Gloria Estefan?

Jennifer Lopez

Mojo Nixon

or

Pauly Shore?

Pauly Shore



Richard Marx or Rick Astley?

Richard Marx

Jaques Chrerac

or

Jean Chretain?

I don't know who either one is, but I will go with Jaques Chrerac
because I hate the name Jacques!

Recent tsunami
or
last summer's hurricanes

both, though the recent tsunamis were far worst




Worst Made For TV Movies:

Lifetime or Disney Channel?

>BUMP<

Disney



Lindsay Lohan or Tiffany?

Tiffany

Yugo or Chevette?

Yugo


Madonna

The '90's or now?

Now

Demi Moore with Bruce Willis

or

Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher?

With Ashton



Kenny G, Kenny Rogers, or Kenny Loggins?

(Though I personally like 1 song from...  :-X )

Psycho 4

Rap

OR

Country
RAP  by far my oldest listens to that _rap Just a bunch of talking  Annoying

With Ashton



Kenny G, Kenny Rogers, or Kenny Loggins?

(Though I personally like 1 song from...  :-X )


Kenny G

Steps or S Club

Both, though S Club  :P


Vanilla Ice or Aaron Carter?

Both, though S Club  :P


Vanilla Ice or Aaron Carter?


Both again, but Vanilla Ice

Kylie or Dannii Minogue

Kylie (don't know Danii to well)

Hilary or Haylie Duff?

Haylie

Dick Seargant  Or  Dick York

Sargent

Pepsi Twist or Diet Coke with Lime?

I wish i could say both!
  I dislike Diet w/lime more though.

  Which is worse 
  A bad remake of an old song
or the fact that you like the remake but hated the original.

A bad remake of an old song, by far.


The Bachelor/Bachelorette

or

American Idol

A bad remake of an old song, by far.


The Bachelor/Bachelorette

or

American Idol



American Idol.


Getting punched in the face


Getting punched in the stomach

American Idol.


Getting punched in the face


Getting punched in the stomach


The face

Getting punched in the face

Getting punched in the crotch

The crotch... by far! Ouch...


Pimpin' beat stuck in your head

Pimpin' melody stuck in you head

The crotch... by far! Ouch...


Pimpin' beat stuck in your head

Pimpin' melody stuck in you head


Pimpin beat



Pintos

Pacers

Pintos (only because you are more likely to die while riding in one)

Chevette
or
Gremlin

Pintos (only because you are more likely to die while riding in one)

Chevette
or
Gremlin


LOL  Have you seen the movie Top Secret?

Gremlin

AMC Eagle

Subaru Brat

Sorry, the "brat" looks more unappealing to me.

  Which is worse
  Saturday school (think=The Breakfast club 4 those not in school)
      or
    Summer school?

Never having been subjected to either, I'll have to go with Summer school for issues of duartion.

In honor of my day today...

What would you have to have spilled on your new khakis more? Strawberry Yogut or Ketchup?

  Because I'm a messy eater it will be ketsup! 

NOT because i like it more as a stain, but because I don't eat yougurt very often, and then, i don't usually spill.


  which is worse
  Racoon eyes from a sunburn while wearing sunglasses
OR
helmet/hat hair from wearing a hat for too long>?

Racoon eyes because the hat hair is gone once you wash your hair.

Junk mail (from the post office)

or

Spam

Spam!

The Dallas Cowboys being labeled "America's Team"

      OR

The Atlanta Braves being labeled "America's Team"

Dallas Cowboys

John Chaney (Temple Coach)

or

Bob Knight?

Bob Knight

U2

or

REM

Both good IMO

REM is worse.

A paper cut

or

Hitting your funnybone (elbow)

paper cut

smelt it

or

dealt it

smelt it

Schweaty Balls

or

schweaty feet

Schweaty Balls

or

schweaty feet


Schweaty feet

Cold and wet (weather)

or

Warm and wet (weather)

Cold and wet

Humid weather

or

Dry weather

Humid

Bottled Water

or

Distilled Water

Distilled

Gas station rest rooms

or

Rest area rest rooms?

Gas station

The smell of an outhouse

or

The smell of a chicken farm

Outhouse

Ecsema

or

Seborrhea

or

Psoriasis?

What sounds worse? Seborrhea  :o

Arriving 30mins late

or

Arriving 30mins early

Arriving 30 minutes late, because they can't punish you for arriving 30 minutes early.

Rabies

or

Parvo?

(For dog lovers)

Rabies

Stepping in dog crap barefoot
or
putting your hand in cat puke

Don't know why I felt the need to be so gross!   ::)

Gross yet funny! ;) ;D

Dog crap

Having a dog smell your crotch in public

or

Getting caught scratching your crotch in public

Getting caught scratching your crotch in public

The dog you can't always control...   ;)

Getting caught picking your nose
or
Getting caught pulling out a wedgee

nose    It's more gross :)


Imagine the scenario first.  You were just talking to a bunch of people you just met.  You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and find:


A big zit on the end of your nose

or

A big booger hanging out of your nose

A big booger hanging out of your nose

This happened to a friend one time when he was trying to meet a girl.  He noticed later that he had a booger on his shirt.  Classic!  ;D

Puking in a public place (like a crowded restaurant)
or
Peeing your pants in public

Peeing your pants
Being sick isn't in your control Peeing your pants is you should have gone to the restroom sooner! ;D

going number 2 in a public restroom or

Farting when talking to someone! :o ::)

Farting when talking to someone!

Public restrooms don't bother me too much.  Of course my preference would be in the comfort of my own home, but farting you just can't explain away.  There is NOTHING you can do once you've let one go...  :D

Your pants being unzipped in public
or
Having the top of your crack showing

Your Crack showing    EEEEWWWW Ick  The Fly as imbarassing as it is if nothing is showing hey give them a THRILL!!!!! :D

Losing all feeling in legs

or

Losing all feeling in arms

Legs

Back Injury

or

Neck Injury?

Back

Lose all your fingers

or

Lose all your toes

Fingers

Broken bones

or

Major burns (not to be confused with the evil Frank from M*A*S*H)?

Burns
Bones Heal


Car Trouble  In the middle of Tim Buck Tooooo Or


Boat Trouble Out in the middle of The water somewhere

This one really depends on the situation.  Am I stuck in the middle of the desert in 115 degree weather or am I stuck in the middle of the ocean where no one is likely to find me?  Assuming it is not either of these extreme situations, I would say .........................

timbuk too


skinning you knee

or

paper cut

Oh Man Both actually but I'd have to say

Skinned Knees walking would be Painful!

Paper cuts hurt to especially when their on the mouth or tounge from envelopes. :\'(

Paper cuts, since I don't skin my knee too much.

Rashes

or

Mosquito bites?

Mosquito bites.....I always scratch it till it bleeds. :-\\


Slow internet/computer

or

Slow drivers

Slow internet/computer

Getting hit with a lawn dart

or

Getting hit with a javelin?

Hmmmmmmmm.................................I'm gonna go with lawn dart.  Wait.........yep, lawn dart.


Customer service dept that only allow communication though

e-mail

or

telephone answering service with no live operator or loooong wait times

e-mail

Buzzcut

or

Mullet?

Buzz cut

The Runs or

Frequent Urination problems :-[

The Runs

Enemas

or

Bad tasting laxatives?

I'm gonna have to guess on this........I would imagine an enema would be worse.


Getting poked in the eye

or

When the Q-Tip goes too far into your ear.......OUCH!

Getting Poked in the eye

Slicing your fingertips with a saw

or

Crushing your hand with a block vise? 

Slicing...........it would heal faster.


spiders

or

cockroaches

Cockroaches

Audits

or

Torture?

;D ;D Isn't it the same thing?  Wait, what kind of torture? ;)

Staying with you mother in law for 32 weeks?

Audit! ;D ;D  Try two years. :P

Below 0 temps

or

115 degrees or above temps

worse would be 115 degrees or above



worst sitcom

Seinfield or Drew Carey

"Drew Carey"...never was funny  :P



Current Disney Channel or Current VH1?

"Drew Carey"...never was funny  :P



Current Disney Channel or Current VH1?


Current VH1? (Each time I turn the channel on Celine Dion is always singing on it!)

It's Now

or

Never

Never (don't ask why)

Family Guy
or
The Simpsons (current episodes - season 12 onwards)

Family Guy.
  I'm sorry but there's a little more redeeming value in Simpsons...somewhere.


  1. Mutilated special-issue magazine in the mail, with water damage 
  2. Receiving your mail late at night (8pm) and a shut off notice is among the advertizements.

Multilated mail for me. That winds me up.  >:(

Kissing a slug or kissing a worm?  ;D

Kissing a slug.  :P


Listening to "The Wheels On The Bus" or "Row, Row Row Your Boat" non-stop for a whole day.

OMG!!! They're both as bad, lol.

By a margin. 'Row Row Row you boat'. The other has a little more variation in the theme.  :)

Getting stung by a bee or a wasp?

lmbo, getting stung by a wasp is worse XD


Getting hit by a truck or being in a plane crash?

LMAO!!! Let's see what experience I can draw from here . . .  ;D

I presume truck. Plane crash seems very sudden IMO.

A man with good looks and no personality or an ugly man with personality?

lol A good looking guy with no personality is worse.

Being a little boy stuck in a room with Michael Jackson or being a piece of fried chicken on Ruben Studdard's dinner plate?

That's what they all say, you're not fooling anyone, lol.  ;D

I'd definitely go for little boy in a room with Michael Jackson. The chicken is already free from his misery.  ;D

No flowers or no animals?

lmbo  ;D


Gah this one is really hard... I'd go with no animals being the worse one. :-\\

Going on a date with Robbin Williams or not being able to eat anything with sugar in it for a whole week.

Eating no sugar for a whole week - God, how I've tried.  :\'( ;)

I think Robin Williams will certainly pee me off being a man and all.  ;D

Spots or rashes?

lol Spots.

No internet or no televison?

no internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


no speakers or no headphones

Ahhh! no headphones  :(

Sleeping in a bed full of fleas or sleeping in a bed full of worms?

Sleeping in a bed full of fleas is worse because you can get bitten. Besides, a bed full of worms makes it more squishier and therefore more relaxing to lie on (I can prove this on a Magna Doodle).  ;D

Religion or politics

Politics.

People talking during a movie or people making out during a movie?

People talking during a movie. At least people making out during the movie satisfies the voyeur in me (Arse! Another secret exposed  ;D).

Ignorance or arrogance?

Oh Bobby... ;D

Arrogance by far.


Losing an eye or losing a leg?

losing a leg - you can get a plastic one.
Losing an eye - you can still see out the other. And you can wear a fancy eye patch (like a pirate)  ;D

- Losing an eye has to be worse though.

The Flintstones
or
The Jetsons

Eh both are bad but I'll have to say The Flintstones.

Having to attend a wedding or a graduation?

Wedding . Especially if it was my own .  ;D

Teletubbies or Poobah?