You Can Make Me Dance Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings) ~ The Faces (1974)

Here's a try...

Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods

(count 'em, 11 words...most of which aren't even mentioned in the song's lyrics!)

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey  - The Beatles (eleven words)

Tanya

I Am the Very Model Of A Modern Major General...that's 10 words. Does that count?

Have You Seen Your Mother Baby Standing In the Shadow ~ Rolling Stones

Spot on 10!

Have You Seen Your Mother Baby Standing In the Shadow ~ Rolling Stones

Spot on 10!


Quite possibly my favorite song of all time!

It Ain't What You Do It's The Way That You Do It ~ Fun Boy Three & Bananarama

12 I think

:DWhen i'ts Nighttime In Italy,It's Wednesday over here--Everly brothers

I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do ~ Abba

Ten words, using only two!

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?-Lonnie Donigan

The Day That Curly Billy Shot Down Crazy Sam McGhee ~ Hollies

I Feel Like A Bullet(In The Gun Of Robert Ford)--Elton John

The Only Thing Worse Than Beating A Dead Horse Is Betting On One -- Relient K

I think thats 13

You Don't Have To Be A Star (To Be In My Show) - Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis, Jr.

Is this only limited to Song titles? If Not:

Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - Bellamy Brothers

I thought I had found another one when I was watching a Chris Rock special last night. He was talking about Jermaine Jackson: "I thought I was done with Jermaine! I bought the "Do What You Do When You Did What You Did to Me" album!! I thought I was done with him!"

But later, I found out that the actual title of the song is simply "Do What You Do."  :(

When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best Of What's Still Around - The Police~1980

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - Bellamy Brothers


I was searching for that title!

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) ~ Joe Tex

Until You Come Back To Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do) - Aretha Franklin

In Love With the 80's (Pink Tux to the Prom) -- Relient K

Well, it has 10...
How Can a Laboring Man Find Time for Self Culture?--Martini Ranch
                    uh, I think it was them? circa 1985.

Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha - Trio

14 words!  That is the complete title as per the 45 that I have

Oooh, I finally got one!!

Thank You Jack White (For the Fiberoptic Jesus That You Gave Me) - The Flaming Lips

12, count 'em, 12 words!

Queen Of The Rapping Scene (Nothing Ever Goes The Way You Plan) ~ Modern Romance

Next Time I Fall In Love (It'll Be With You)-Peter Cetera and Amy Grant

Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Goodbye) - Gladys Knight and the Pips

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child-Mojo Nixon

I'd Do Anything For Love(But I Won't Do That)-Meat Loaf

It's Sad To Belong To Someone Else (When The Right One Comes Along)-England Dan and John Ford Coley

It's Sad To Belong To Someone Else (When The Right One Comes Along)-England Dan and John Ford Coley


Actually that song is just called "It's Sad To Belong".  :)


The Last Game Of The Season (A Blind Man In The Bleachers) - David Geddes

How Can Your Believe Me When I Say I Love You; When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth ~ Max Bygraves

Longest song title to chart on the Billboard  Hot 100 chart

Actual title:  

Intro: Venus/Sugar Sugar/No Reply/I'll Be Back/Drive My Car/
Do You Want To Know A Secret/We Can Work It Out/I Should
Have Known Better/Nowhere Man/You're Going To Lose That Girl - Stars On 45

Its The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - REM

Longest song title to chart on the Billboard  Hot 100 chart

Actual title:  

Intro: Venus/Sugar Sugar/No Reply/I'll Be Back/Drive My Car/
Do You Want To Know A Secret/We Can Work It Out/I Should
Have Known Better/Nowhere Man/You're Going To Lose That Girl - Stars On 45



;D..i have the albums  8)

NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows


;D That song title is hilarious.

I Used To Hate Cell Phones, But Now I Hate Car Accidents - Norma Jean

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight) ~ Lonnie Donegan

I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women - A**L C**T

You Don't Know What You've Got (Until You Lose It) ~ Ral Donner

San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair) - Scott McKenzie

The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse Is Betting On One - Relient K

Why Did You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?-Kermit the Frog

Why Did You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?-Kermit the Frog

haha

Pretty Soon, I Don't Know What, But Something Is Going To Happen - Norma Jean

Everybody's Got Something to Hide (Except Me and My Monkey)-The Beatles

Sometimes It's Our Mistakes That Make For The Greatest Ideas - Norma Jean

Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car-Billy Ocean

What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For ~ Emile Ford & The Checkmates

I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover That I Overlooked Before-Traditional Irish Tune

It's The End Of The World As We Know It ~ REM

There's a guy works down the chips shop swears he's Elvis - Kirsty MacColl

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter ~ Billy Williams

Did You Boogie With Your Baby Through The Back Door of The Movie Show?-Flash Cadillac and the Continental Kids

If I Knew You Were Comin' (I'd 've Baked You a Cake) ~ Once used on Sesame Street

Tear The Roof Off the Mother, Sucker (We Need The Funk)-Parliament

I Never Want An Easy Life If Me And He Were Ever To Get There ~ Charlatans

(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song - B.J. Thomas

"when apple blossoms bloom in the windmills of your mind
  i'll be your valentine".........emerson lake & palmer

Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills-Ray Stevens

'I've Been Carrying A Torch For You So Long That I Burned A Great Big Hole In My Heart'-April and Nino (flip side of "Deep Purple".)

Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day) by the Carpenters

Gunslinging Bird Or If Charlie Parker Were A Gunslinger, They'd Be A Whole Lot Of Dead Copycats -Charlie Mingus

It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) ~ Love Unlimited

I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues-Hoagy Carmichael

My Old Man's A Dustman (Ballad Of A Refuse Disposal Officer) ~ Lonnie Donegan

I Just Took My Two Sleeping Pills And Now I'm Like A Bridgegroom Standing At The Altar-American Music Club

(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) The White Cliffs Of Dover ~ Robson & Jerome

What Do You Wanna Make Those Eyes at Me For - Shakin' Stevens
...or the same song:

What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For ~ Emile Ford & The Checkmates

You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes And You Get What You Deserve by Johnny Boy

When it's Nighttime in italy,it's Wednesday over here~Everly brothers