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Subject: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/16/05 at 1:48 pm
For those of you who haven't been here that long, this is a "game" I used to do a long time ago. You just keep writing in the story. Make it as fun and twisted as you want, just not TOO dirty. (Don't worry guys, I promise I've matured in the past 3 yrs.)
Once upon a time there was a girl named Lola. One day Lola decided to take a lil trip to the Big Apple. (Worms, worms, everywhere.) She wanted to go check out the Statue of Liberty. But when she got down to Battery Park, something felt very wrong, but she couldn't quite figure out what it was. No, it wasn't the strange men selling Prada bags on the street. It wasn't the pigeons lurking everywhere. No, it was...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/16/05 at 1:54 pm
the wrong place, for she had got of at the wrong station for the underground. She checked her map and found that she had...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/16/05 at 9:25 pm
...taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and ended up at a ghost town called Sewage Falls, North Dakota, where the coyotes...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/05 at 1:12 am
are vegetarian and howl only on alternate days. This town still had a Starbucks where the the Post Office used to stand. Looking through the window she noticed that...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/17/05 at 9:53 am
...there were people in there! She wondered why they were in a ghost town. She opened the door...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/17/05 at 10:48 am
and felt the strong blast of smoke blow in her face. Oh no! Chris Rock was right! It ain't Starbucks- it's Weedbucks! AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! She ran out of the shop, and ran right into...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/17/05 at 5:47 pm
..a lint factory, where lint can make anything. Pillows, blankets---food. Feeling a wee bit nauseous, Lola made a beeline for...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/17/05 at 6:24 pm
the neighborhood church. She had to make a confession to the priest about...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/17/05 at 6:28 pm
...sleeping with Tom Criuse AND Nicole Kidman AND Orlando Bloom. The priest said...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/18/05 at 11:30 am
"Child, thou shalt go down to Liberty Lake to wash thy face." However, when Lola got to the lake she saw a giant spider, who said:
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/05 at 12:14 pm
"Hello"...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/18/05 at 2:50 pm
..."My name is Inigo Montoya...You killed my father....Prepare to..." But before he could finish, some huge lept out of the lake. It was...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/05 at 2:57 pm
hideous and wet. After rubbing itself down with a towel, it walk towards...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/18/05 at 3:30 pm
the corn dog stand. Finding out that they were out of mustard, the lake creature...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/05 at 3:32 pm
asked for ketchup instead, and poured it onto the corn in delicate dabs. Lifting it to its mouth the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/18/05 at 11:40 pm
...creature noticed Lola, and said "would you like a taste?" Lola was nervous, and said...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 12:36 am
"Oh yes, but does it contain nuts?" She smiled and was soon...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/19/05 at 1:02 am
...having a great time. She had completely forgotten what she had originally started out to do that day. They lost track of...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 1:03 am
time, and had to rush back to the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/19/05 at 1:27 am
...lake to wash thy face(s), as it was not done earlier when it was supposed to happen. They jumped in the lake...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 11:17 am
and began splashing about, "Hey let's swim to that boat moored up over there" she said excitedly..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 11:27 am
not realising that the distance to the boat was some distance away, in fact, too far away. But still manage to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 11:36 am
reach a floatila that was nearer and they climbed on top, suddenly Lola realised she was here at the lake to wash her face, she gave it a quick cursory rub with the soap and flannel. Suddenly she spotted Tom Cruise paddling in the far distance and dived back in the lake swimming the front crawl at Olympic speed towards him ;D.. I need to ask him...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/19/05 at 12:47 pm
...if he knows about his twin brother. She asked Tom, who replied with....
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 1:40 pm
a yawn and a smile, and then said...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/19/05 at 2:22 pm
..."Of course I know about my twin brother! His name is Jim Carrey!"
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 4:04 pm
..look I need to go right now Tom said, I'll see you later when..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 4:08 pm
Jim Carrey said goodbye too. She was now alone, until she heard that sound again, for it was...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 4:10 pm
Jim Carrey said goodbye too. She was now alone, until she heard that sound again, for it was...
HUH? I didn't realise Jim was there?
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/19/05 at 4:40 pm
Lola looked to the mountains, whence cometh the narrators of her story. "Hey!" she yelled. "I'm trying to concentrate on my fictitious life here!" Then she turned back to the sound, the sound of...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/20/05 at 2:41 am
..Tom Cruise's little feet thudding on the ground as he raced along to try and catch her, he was puffing and panting and near exhaustion when he screamed out "I just wanted to give you...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/21/05 at 3:34 am
this" and in his hand was a...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/21/05 at 11:00 am
Ak 47 Uzi, the same one he used in "MI:2". He then left with Katie Holmes in a...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/21/05 at 2:19 pm
big ol' yacht. "Ok," said Lola. "Whatever floats yor boat!" Then she slapped her forehead, for she realized she had forgotten...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/21/05 at 2:40 pm
her credit card, for she always wanted to buy one, but as luck had it...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 9:11 am
..Tom realised he had his Platinum Amex stashed in his jeans pocket, he pulled it out and waved it around in front of her eager little beady eyes. "Great, now I can have..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/24/05 at 10:13 am
a wonderful time shopping! Maybe everyone will think he dumped Katie for me. Just gotta grab it...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 10:17 am
..and by 'it' I mean attention - and I want it,
I mean after that bloody Tom made a right idiot of himself jumping up onto Oprahs sofa the other week I have to make it plain to him it's me he...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 10:38 am
wants to give his last rolo to, but instead he ate it all himself! What a greedy little...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/24/05 at 10:58 am
thing. But wait, who is that lurking behing the sofa...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 11:00 am
.. .it's George W. Bush asking for donations for war relief. Tom became so P.O.ed, he...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/24/05 at 11:03 am
did through the door, but coming in through the window was...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 11:22 am
did through the door, but coming in through the window was...
..this guy in a Prison uniform with arrows all over it - "gimmee the cash now," he demanded and pointed his Uzi 9mm at the couple by this time quaking in their boots, "tell me something" he asked...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/24/05 at 11:24 am
"tell me a good joke" he asked...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 11:28 am
..as he fired a few shots into the air, shattering a valuable vase in the process.."you clumsy xxxxx" the woman screamed..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 11:52 am
...It was none other than Hilary Rodham Clinton, would was scraping for undecided votes for 2008. Bill was there to support her, but insted, he..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 2:33 pm
..insisted they go somewhere quiet as he had some 'special' Havanas he wanted to sample.
She looked at him in a way he'll never forget, "Why me" she exclaimed... ::)
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 3:42 pm
Bill answered, "Because if your ill temperament and greediness, I decided that Monica was it all along. Go campaigning yourself. I've already done mine." Then Donna Shalala said,...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 3:48 pm
"..but but ..what about our special moment of cigarness, I always suspected you were into that kinky stuff Bill...?" and with that..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 4:26 pm
...Bill left without saying anything to Hilary or Donna. Instead, he went cheerfully to Cuba, where he shared cigar stories with Castro. Meanwhile, ex-NOW president Patricia Ireland...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 3:29 am
leaned back in her plush leather armchair considering the state of her fingernails..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/05 at 8:26 am
..sharpening them to attack any conservative that dares to deny women the right to an abortion. When she heard about Bill leaving Hill, she...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 8:55 am
decided to sharpen them to very fine points, she then pulled on her stilettos and set off down town looking for..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/05 at 9:53 am
...trouble, namely an ex-President that scorned a rich, powerful woman in favor of an skanky intern and some Cuban cigars. "How dare he, after all I done for the both of them. Then Pamela Anderson walked in...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/25/05 at 10:09 am
searching for something of hers. "I think she's lost her marbles!" said Pat. And with that she began to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/05 at 10:26 am
...open a drawer full of multi-colored marbles and gave a bagful to Ms. Anderson. Pam then opened up her skull and filled them up with the marbles. "Thanx", exclaimed Pam. "Good luck on your talk with the President". Pat then said, "Uh, Bill isn't the President anymore. He's already had his 8 years." "Gee, I'd love to get my 8 years back from Baywatch." A group of members from NO' MAAM just stared as they...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/25/05 at 3:02 pm
...ignored Al Bundy rambling on about nothing. Suddenly Al stopped talking...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 3:11 pm
..Pammy bent over and all the marbles poured out of her head, "DRAT IT" she screamed, "Now i'll have to find a replacement brain," and with that in mind she phoned..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 6:00 am
"RENT - A - BRAIN" The company that loans you brains with accompanying cells for a day or longer.
Terms and Rates on request.
Pammy screamed.. "Yes I must
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/26/05 at 9:31 am
...have that." Al and Jefferson drooled like little children. "Drat that Bud!" screamed Al. Pammy paused, then looked out the office paneling to find Al had...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/26/05 at 12:13 pm
gone dancing in the snow. "But, but its...." well she was gonna say June, but she forgot. Suddenly she felt someone grab her arm. It was none other than...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 4:30 pm
..some dirty old drunken bugger from the liquor store.."Can I have your autograph Miss Pammy" he drooled, salivating all down his coat as his spoke.."Why sure take this instead" as she handed him a..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/26/05 at 6:10 pm
bible. The old beggar was confused. "Pam Anderson...has....a bible??" But this was not the REAL bible, he discovered as he opened the book and saw...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/26/05 at 11:34 pm
...one of her implants that she had removed. He...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/27/05 at 3:26 am
..scratched his head and wondered how the heck she'd managed to squeeze a 44DD titty implant into the book?
He thought maybe he was hallucinating and decided he had nothing to lose and asked Pam if....
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 8:12 am
she did, but she didn't, so he...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/27/05 at 11:59 am
took her to Vegas. But at the craps table he met up with a long lost friend. It was none other than...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/27/05 at 12:53 pm
...Wayne Newton, Mr. Vegas, himself. "What are you doing in this showclub with lost of beautiful dancers?", the bum asked. "I work here, Mr. Tony Curtis." Tony was embarrased because...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/27/05 at 2:47 pm
he had lost his job at the Wal-Mart. He would have loved to become an entertainer in Vegas, but he was pretty sure they didn't hire Wal-Mart employees...or so he thought....Instead, he tried to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 3:03 pm
...reconsider his lifestyle and decided on...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/27/05 at 3:54 pm
..a possible reunion with Roger Moore, "hey we could chat about re-making The Persuaders into a feature length film, if bloody Starsky and Hutch can do it, so can we."
Tony sloped out of the casino, half drunk and fell into a phone booth...RING RING..Hello..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 3:55 pm
...hello!...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/27/05 at 5:30 pm
"....this is Meatwad! The party you tried to call is not available to answer the phone. Please leave your name, your number, your birthday, your favorite boy band, and also what you like to eat when you're watchin movies!"
Tony was so confused, he...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/27/05 at 5:34 pm
.. called his less-than-famous daughter Kelly, instead of his famous one Jamie-Lee. Kelly was thrilled that anyone would call her, let alone her father. She exclaimed..."
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 5:46 pm
"Why?"...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/28/05 at 4:40 am
.."Daddy where on Earth (or ur own expletive) have you been - I missed you."
"Look Kelly, I'm skint and need some cash kinda quick, I know Jamie's too tight so can you lend me $10000 to get this film started?" "Why Dad, I can't believe you just asked that after going missing for so long, why dont'cha...."
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/05 at 4:42 am
He stood there thinking for a while...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/28/05 at 10:06 am
Then he said, "On second thought, I'll just use the insurance money your mother left me when she died. And Roger (Moore), and Robert (Urich), and Jack (Lemmon), and Frank (Gorshin). I wonder when Peter Falk is gonna croak." Kelly was so shocked, she screamed,...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/28/05 at 1:35 pm
"Daddy I always knew you were a greedy &^*)$%*, how come you never let me in on that cash, you sly old bugger." With that Tony decided to..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/05 at 1:36 pm
take another...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: MLB on 05/28/05 at 4:17 pm
shot of the rum he had stashed behind the computer cabinet and reassess his life.
saying to himself as he pours the drink, "Hey,What's one more minute of stalling if she's already mad?" And at that moment she looks back at him, she is ready to leave...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/05 at 5:25 pm
at once. For the door was already slammed closed, he look at the door and...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/29/05 at 12:33 am
...started to cry. I'm so messed up, my own daughter walked out on me. Then he...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/29/05 at 2:22 am
...looked up...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/29/05 at 7:57 am
and saw a giant Boeing 747 flying overhead towards San Francisco - "Oh bollocks" he thought.."why don't I just jump into a taxi and..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/05 at 8:18 am
reinstate Concorde back into airplane transportation, but...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/30/05 at 11:27 am
..but first he needed some hard readies. Should I pawn my jewellry he wondered?
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/05 at 12:21 pm
And wondered where he had left those receipts from Ratners, he thought for a while...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/30/05 at 3:29 pm
..and decided he's call up his old mate Gerald R, who he knew before getting into the acting business, and long before Ratners business crashed for selling so much shxt he was passing off as jewelry..Ring Ring.. "Ello Gerald me old mucker, hows tricks? can I.."
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/05 at 3:31 pm
Then the mobile ran out of juice, so he had to run to the nearest phonebox, that was close to the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/30/05 at 4:53 pm
adult video store. Being drawn to the light, he walked in and saw...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/05 at 4:57 pm
that face again, standing in the shadow, it was...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/30/05 at 5:26 pm
that blonde leggy hooker he's checked out once on 21st and 7th..sheesh, now she's doing Peep-shows for a livin'..well I never. Gobsmacked he walked up to the spyhole and peeped in...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/30/05 at 9:39 pm
on Shania Twain playing pattycakes with...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/30/05 at 10:53 pm
Arnold Schwartznagger, who also been spied on by.....
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/30/05 at 11:24 pm
...the Doublemint twins and Vanessa Williams who...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/05 at 1:58 am
sang and dance to the tune of...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/31/05 at 6:30 am
..'Dance With Me' by Orleans - "Sheesh has anyone else noticed just how much of a shxt actor Arnold is" Tony exclaimed, "Unlike me as I'm just the best" he thought to himself, and with that everyone threw twigs at Mr Swarzenegger claiming 'he had more wood in him than a bloody forest.'
 Arnie exploded and..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/31/05 at 12:01 pm
turned into Junior Asparagus, who then found his friend...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/05 at 12:02 pm
lying there...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 05/31/05 at 10:24 pm
...babbling nonsense at the ceiling. He had a goofy grin on his face and
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/31/05 at 10:57 pm
..kept on saying, "Huh! Huh!" and calling for Mickey and Donald to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 1:04 am
...make his dinner, for he was...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/01/05 at 1:57 am
...about to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 1:58 am
...feel the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 06/01/05 at 9:45 am
...burn! "Oh no! There's a fire in here! I have to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 9:49 am
...leave. As soon as...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 10:00 am
..I can get Maria (Arnie's wife) and the kids to...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 10:02 am
...the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 11:53 am
...Hollywood Bowl...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 12:24 pm
...for the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 1:58 pm
...15th Annual Ego Awards... ;D
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 1:58 pm
...for which he has been nominated for...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 2:23 pm
...in several categories...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 2:25 pm
in fact, all the categories...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/01/05 at 2:29 pm
..especially "The most wooden actor of all time" award. Arnie shouted...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/01/05 at 4:07 pm
"I'LL BE BACK" and everyone wondered if he meant it or was just using his ridiculous catchphrase.
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 4:10 pm
His voice resonated around the Bowl causing...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 06/01/05 at 10:41 pm
...quite a stir. Everyone started chanting...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 11:24 pm
'Why did we elect such a stiff to be our Governor? Why didn't Redford run?" To which the Bush twins replied,...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 06/02/05 at 10:29 am
..."Yeah! You should have elected us! Two heads are better than one, right?"
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 12:59 pm
..."Not when they're really Bushes!", screamed the constituents...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/02/05 at 4:11 pm
..and with that Swarzenegger pulled his Uzi on the assmebled crowd..MY GODDDDDDD - DUCK EVERYONE" screamed Tony.."he's taken this way too personally." Arnie ran to the corner and..
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 4:38 pm
...screamed, "Ain't nobody gunna insult the Bush twins her." Suddenly, Jamie Lee Curtis arrived just in time to,...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/05 at 4:53 pm
BUST SOME CAPS! And bust some caps he did. Until, out of nowhere, 3 men in pink tuxedos...
{Link THAT}
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 4:59 pm
...from the hit show "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy"...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/05 at 5:01 pm
Shot him in the leg. He fell the to the ground. While attempting to stagger back to his feet, the tallest of these three pink men...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 5:35 pm
..an African-American ex-NBA star named Cream Abdul-Jabber...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/05 at 8:02 pm
...brandishing a sword stapled onto a gun, said "It is your time to die". He raised the blade and...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 06/02/05 at 11:30 pm
...charged forward! Since he was so tall, he hit his head on the door frame and passed out...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/02/05 at 11:57 pm
...only to wake up 3 hours later and find...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 06/03/05 at 12:36 am
...everyone had vanished. He was floating on a cloud...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/05 at 2:39 am
...of...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/03/05 at 4:25 am
..ether - as he realised someone had stuffed a gag of cotton wadding soaked in with it, into his big whingeing mouth..ppphwwffff.. he spat it out and stumbled up onto his feet - where am I?
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/05 at 4:26 am
Looking around at the...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Apricot on 06/03/05 at 5:31 am
... tall, dark buildings, feeling rain against his head. He realized he was in...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/03/05 at 5:35 am
...New York City...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/03/05 at 8:32 am
.....he looked up in the sky and saw bright lights...
Subject: Re: The Story Game
Written By: Climber on 06/04/05 at 8:21 pm
He was blinded for a moment, then realized how pretty they were. He said...
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/04/05 at 8:56 pm
"It's a shame I had to blow up this joint because of a few rotten apples." Arnie then bought a one-way ticket to Indianapolis, where...
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Written By: Climber on 06/04/05 at 10:18 pm
...he went to the Indy 500. He wanted to try it himself. So he...
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/04/05 at 11:53 pm
..hijacked Dan Wheldon's Honda and sped to Danica Patrick and yelled at her...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/04/05 at 11:56 pm
but she couldn't hear a word he said because she was too busy listening to.....
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:11 am
...David Letterman's Top Ten Things Arnold Schwarzenegger Would Do As President, one which was...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:12 am
buy everyone a bright yellow Hummer and....
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:20 am
..dress them up in desert camouflage fatigues and...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:21 am
make them speak with a foreign accent wild doing the.....
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:28 am
...limbo under the Brooklyn Bridge...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:30 am
while wearing nothing but american flag boxers....
Erin :)
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:33 am
..By then Danica had notice the car that was catching up to her was not driven by Dan Wheldon, but by Arnold himself. She gave him the finger, her ring finger with the large engagement diamond her fiance bought her. At that, Arnie...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:34 am
began crying and called his wife Maria on his cell phone.....
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:36 am
...And shot the cellphone when his wife answered, saying "Let's consider that a divorce." And chased after Danica who disappeared from his view. Later, Michael Andretti was..
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Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/05/05 at 12:40 am
...arrested and found guilty of...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:41 am
impersonating a drag queen prostitute.....
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/05/05 at 10:12 am
..meanwhile back in LA, Arnie was getting it on with some tart in a bar...she whispered in his ear "Arnie can..
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 10:20 am
you perform this autopsy on my friend? They say she died of heart arrythmia, but I say she was mur...Hey, your not Gil Grissom." ...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 11:55 am
there's no way you are Gil...he's way too hot...he reminds me of....
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Written By: Apricot on 06/05/05 at 2:02 pm
... YOUR MOM"! He was puzzled, so he..
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/05/05 at 3:26 pm
pulled out some phone numbers and starting ringing them..RING RING "Hello is that Jim, how ya doin? - wondered if you fancy goin' down to the..."
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 5:58 pm
Diary Queen ans get us some sundaes, bloody sundaes? Then see about that DJ's DNA." Then he took off in his chopper for Vegas and....
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 7:14 pm
decided to give his old flame, a vegas showgirl, a phone call because......
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 7:40 pm
...Katherine Willows was too busy carving up a bodyguard's body with Warrick Brown and Dr. Robbins...
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/06/05 at 3:11 pm
..to notice Arnie creeping up behind her, she almost passed out when she caught a glimpse of his square jawed head.."CRIKEY" she shouted...
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Written By: Apricot on 06/06/05 at 8:46 pm
"Where The Hell Have You Been?" she demanded. Arnie replied, "....
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/06/05 at 10:43 pm
......I was busy distributing HUMMERS to all of my fans....
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/06/05 at 11:21 pm
..."Suddenly, Jerry Falwell bursted angrily from the couch and shouted. "You heathen! You know that oral sex is an abomination to God!" "I was talking about Humvees, you moron. And what are you doing in a strip club, anyway?" Falwell's face turned red...
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/05 at 3:35 am
as he realised the game was indeed up..sorry everyone..and with that Arnie shouted, "Right screw this, I'm off to have acting lessons in preparation for my new movie called..
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/05 at 11:14 am
Kindergarten Cop part 2......
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/07/05 at 12:39 pm
...which will also feature...
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/05 at 1:05 pm
..Mr Tony Curtis of course..and with that, a half drunk Tony stepped onto a podium lit up with a bright spotlight and began to tap dance to the tune of..
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/07/05 at 3:36 pm
...a Western Virginian Chicken Dance, performed by...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/05 at 6:55 pm
Yanni and his sidekick.....
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/08/05 at 3:20 pm
Bob the Builder. Meanwhile, Tony, still staggering on stage, suddenly noticed...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 4:36 pm
that he forgot to put on his pants and his bright pink boxers were....
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:14 am
...exposed, a long with his birthmark on his...
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/05 at 8:51 am
hairy thigh ;) "Show me the way to go home" he sang in a drunken fashion, several of the audience threw beer mats through the air at him to get him off stage but instead he...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 8:52 am
...carried on singing, until that fatal moment when...
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/05 at 8:55 am
he passed out and fell off the stage only to be revived with a sloppy kiss by a stunning woman in...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 11:12 am
...a green dress with a floral design...
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/05 at 4:39 pm
.."get your filthy hands off me woman" - he shrieked. "Oh my word I thought you were my husband she exclaimed.." and they both ran off in opposite directions..only he ended up in another bar, only to meet up with a strange..
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:40 pm
...bartender...
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 4:44 pm
...by the name of...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:50 pm
...Jim...
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 4:51 pm
...who used to be...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:54 pm
...better looking in his youth, for it all changed for him when...
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 5:00 pm
..., at the age of seventeen, he disemboweled himself with spears while singing the Chicken Song. He ended up in hospital where he spent a total of 36 weeks recovering and where he met...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:02 pm
...his wife in the adjacent bed, what she was doing still puzzles him to this day. It was then he...
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Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 5:07 pm
...realized he had to...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:22 pm
...ask her that vital question...
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:45 pm
...what is 13 across?...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:46 pm
...She reply "How many letters?...
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:47 pm
...he gazes into her beautiful saphire eyes, holds her smooth, unflawed hands, and whispers romantically in her ear "13"...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:48 pm
..."is always a lucky number for me"...
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:49 pm
...at this point, she looks horrified into his face, her hopes and dreams shattered as she realises she can never love a man who likes the number 13, so she says with a tear...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:51 pm
..."Try me with another number?"...
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:52 pm
...like what, he says, heartbroken...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:53 pm
..."How about 9?"
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:53 pm
..he gives a deep sigh and agrees with this, even though she will never know how she broke his heart that night...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/09/05 at 10:19 pm
but he insists on the number 13, for that was the day that he....
Erin :)
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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/10/05 at 2:43 am
...what is 13 across?...
;D HAHAHAHA ;D
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 5:53 am
but he insists on the number 13, for that was the day that he....
Erin :)
...found his first true love, Clarice, who was famous for...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:12 am
twisting herself up like a pretzel while singing the.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:12 am
...macarena in front of...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:14 am
a group of NASA astronauts who love to.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:15 am
...practise for perilous space missions by running around their gardens in their space suits with their arms spread out in the air and going 'wssssssssssssssh'. But in order to be an astronaut, they must prove themselves by...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:17 am
eating nothing but freeze dried food for a period of 6 months and wear nothing but.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:17 am
...their spacesuits! Once they've passed the vital 'clothing' test, they must endure...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:19 am
being put through a test where they are weightless and....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:20 am
...have makeshift fibreglass asteroids thrown at them whilst balancing on a 10ft pole blinfolded. If they pass this, they are awarded with...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:21 am
a 10 year subscription to Astronaut Avenger Weekly magazine and a lifetime supply of......
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:22 am
spacefood, which tastes like cardboard. They are also given a special medal, which allows them to...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:24 am
randomly float in a pool of green jello....
Erin :)
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:26 am
whilst humming Axel F and wearing a rather colourful...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:32 am
bangle bracelets and floppy pink hats with.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:33 am
fluffy purple and blue spotted dice hanging from the back of them. These were special fluffy dice, however, due to the fact that...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:36 am
they were really big, the astronauts had to take the dice and put some.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:36 am
acidic solution on them to dissolve them, as these dice were illegal in the state of...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:38 am
California...because of the surfers who tried to use them to wax their surfboards and caused the boards to.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:39 am
turn bright pink, which, y'know, was like soooooo totally uncool, dude for guy surfer dudes because all the chick surfer dudes used to y'know...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:40 am
take the fuzzy dice and use them as hair accessories until they started to....
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 7:41 am
..fall into the water, dampening their...
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:41 am
skirts, which used to make them cry because...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:43 am
when their skirts were wet, they turned into seaweed and made them look like.....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:44 am
hawaiian hula dancers, which were seen as very...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:46 am
sneaky girls who used their ability to swing their hips as a decoy to really......
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:47 am
allow their pick-pocketing friends to nip in and pinch...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:48 am
and steal money from all of the old lady tourists that carry around big bags filled with....
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Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:49 am
cough sweets, used hankies and about $50,000,000, which they often spent on...
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 7:49 am
...more cough sweets and Vic...
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:50 am
and huge economy size packages of Depends, which they sometimes use for....