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Subject: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/16/05 at 1:48 pm

For those of you who haven't been here that long, this is a "game" I used to do a long time ago. You just keep writing in the story.  Make it as fun and twisted as you want, just not TOO dirty. (Don't worry guys, I promise I've matured in the past 3 yrs.) 


Once upon a time there was a girl named Lola.  One day Lola decided to take a lil trip to the Big Apple.  (Worms, worms, everywhere.)  She wanted to go check out the Statue of Liberty.  But when she got down to Battery Park, something felt very wrong, but she couldn't quite figure out what it was.  No, it wasn't the strange men selling Prada bags on the street.  It wasn't the pigeons lurking everywhere.  No, it was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/16/05 at 1:54 pm

the wrong place, for she had got of at the wrong station for the underground. She checked her map and found that she had...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/16/05 at 9:25 pm

...taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and ended up at a ghost town called Sewage Falls, North Dakota, where the coyotes...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/05 at 1:12 am

are vegetarian and howl only on alternate days. This town still had a Starbucks where the the Post Office used to stand. Looking through the window she noticed that...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/17/05 at 9:53 am

...there were people in there!  She wondered why they were in a ghost town.  She opened the door...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/17/05 at 10:48 am

and felt the strong blast of smoke blow in her face.  Oh no!  Chris Rock was right! It ain't Starbucks- it's Weedbucks!  AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!    She ran out of the shop, and ran right into...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/17/05 at 5:47 pm

..a lint factory, where lint can make anything. Pillows, blankets---food. Feeling a wee bit nauseous, Lola made a beeline for...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/17/05 at 6:24 pm

the neighborhood church.  She had to make a confession to the priest about...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/17/05 at 6:28 pm

...sleeping with Tom Criuse AND Nicole Kidman AND Orlando Bloom. The priest said...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/18/05 at 11:30 am

"Child, thou shalt go down to Liberty Lake to wash thy face."  However, when Lola got to the lake she saw a giant spider, who said:

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/05 at 12:14 pm

"Hello"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/18/05 at 2:50 pm

..."My name is Inigo Montoya...You killed my father....Prepare to..."  But before he could finish, some huge lept out of the lake. It was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/05 at 2:57 pm

hideous and wet. After rubbing itself down with a towel, it walk towards...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/18/05 at 3:30 pm

the corn dog stand.  Finding out that they were out of mustard, the lake creature...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/05 at 3:32 pm

asked for ketchup instead, and poured it onto the corn in delicate dabs.  Lifting it to its mouth the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/18/05 at 11:40 pm

...creature noticed Lola, and said "would you like a taste?"  Lola was nervous, and said...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 12:36 am

"Oh yes, but does it contain nuts?" She smiled and was soon...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/19/05 at 1:02 am

...having a great time.  She had completely forgotten what she had originally started out to do that day.  They lost track of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 1:03 am

time, and had to rush back to the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/19/05 at 1:27 am

...lake to wash thy face(s), as it was not done earlier when it was supposed to happen.  They jumped in the lake...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 11:17 am

and began splashing about, "Hey let's swim to that boat moored up over there"  she said excitedly..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 11:27 am

not realising that the distance to the boat was some distance away, in fact, too far away. But still manage to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 11:36 am

reach a floatila that was nearer and they climbed on top, suddenly Lola realised she was here at the lake to wash her face, she gave it a quick cursory rub with the soap and flannel. Suddenly she spotted Tom Cruise paddling in the far distance and dived back in the lake swimming the front crawl at Olympic speed towards him  ;D..  I need to ask him...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/19/05 at 12:47 pm

...if he knows about his twin brother.  She asked Tom, who replied with....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 1:40 pm

a yawn and a smile, and then said...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/19/05 at 2:22 pm

..."Of course I know about my twin brother!  His name is Jim Carrey!"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 4:04 pm

..look I need to go right now Tom said, I'll see you later when..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/05 at 4:08 pm

Jim Carrey said goodbye too. She was now alone, until she heard that sound again, for it was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/19/05 at 4:10 pm


Jim Carrey said goodbye too. She was now alone, until she heard that sound again, for it was...


HUH?  I didn't realise Jim was there?

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/19/05 at 4:40 pm

Lola looked to the mountains, whence cometh the narrators of her story.  "Hey!" she yelled.  "I'm trying to concentrate on my fictitious life here!"  Then she turned back to the sound, the sound of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/20/05 at 2:41 am

..Tom Cruise's little feet thudding on the ground as he raced along to try and catch her, he was puffing and panting and near exhaustion when he screamed out "I just wanted to give you...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/21/05 at 3:34 am

this" and in his hand was a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/21/05 at 11:00 am

Ak 47 Uzi, the same one he used in "MI:2". He then left with Katie Holmes in a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/21/05 at 2:19 pm

big ol' yacht.  "Ok," said Lola. "Whatever floats yor boat!"  Then she slapped her forehead, for she realized she had forgotten...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/21/05 at 2:40 pm

her credit card, for she always wanted to buy one, but as luck had it...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 9:11 am

..Tom realised he had his Platinum Amex stashed in his jeans pocket, he pulled it out and waved it around in front of her eager little beady eyes. "Great, now I can have..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/24/05 at 10:13 am

a wonderful time shopping!  Maybe everyone will think he dumped Katie for me.  Just gotta grab it...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 10:17 am

..and by 'it'  I mean attention - and I want it,

I mean after that bloody Tom made a right idiot of himself jumping up onto Oprahs sofa the other week I have to make it plain to him it's me he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 10:38 am

wants to give his last rolo to, but instead he ate it all himself! What a greedy little...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/24/05 at 10:58 am

thing. But wait, who is that lurking behing the sofa...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 11:00 am

.. .it's George W. Bush asking for donations for war relief. Tom became so P.O.ed, he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/24/05 at 11:03 am

did through the door, but coming in through the window was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 11:22 am


did through the door, but coming in through the window was...


..this guy in a Prison uniform with arrows all over it - "gimmee the cash now," he demanded and pointed his Uzi 9mm at the couple by this time quaking in their boots, "tell me something" he asked...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/24/05 at 11:24 am

"tell me a good joke" he asked...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 11:28 am

..as he fired a few shots into the air, shattering a valuable vase in the process.."you clumsy xxxxx" the woman screamed..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 11:52 am

...It was none other than Hilary Rodham Clinton, would was scraping for undecided votes for 2008. Bill was there to support her, but insted, he..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 2:33 pm

..insisted they go somewhere quiet as he had some 'special' Havanas he wanted to sample.

She looked at him in a way he'll never forget, "Why me" she exclaimed... ::)

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 3:42 pm

Bill answered, "Because if your ill temperament and greediness, I decided that Monica was it all along. Go campaigning yourself. I've already done mine." Then Donna Shalala said,...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/05 at 3:48 pm

"..but but ..what about our special moment of cigarness, I always suspected you were into that kinky stuff Bill...?"  and with that..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/05 at 4:26 pm

...Bill left without saying anything to Hilary or Donna. Instead, he went cheerfully to Cuba, where he shared cigar stories with Castro. Meanwhile, ex-NOW president Patricia Ireland...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 3:29 am

leaned back in her plush leather armchair considering the state of her fingernails..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/05 at 8:26 am

..sharpening them to attack any conservative that dares to deny women the right to an abortion. When she heard about Bill leaving Hill, she... 

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 8:55 am

decided to sharpen them to very fine points, she then  pulled on her stilettos and set off down town looking for..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/05 at 9:53 am

...trouble, namely an ex-President that scorned a rich, powerful woman in favor of an skanky intern and some Cuban cigars. "How dare he, after all I done for the both of them. Then Pamela Anderson walked in...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/25/05 at 10:09 am

searching for something of hers.  "I think she's lost her marbles!" said Pat.  And with that she began to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/05 at 10:26 am

...open a drawer full of multi-colored marbles and gave a bagful to Ms. Anderson. Pam then opened up her skull and filled them up with the marbles. "Thanx", exclaimed Pam. "Good luck on your talk with the President". Pat then said, "Uh, Bill isn't the President anymore. He's already had his 8 years." "Gee, I'd love to get my 8 years back from Baywatch." A group of members from NO' MAAM just stared as they...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/25/05 at 3:02 pm

...ignored Al Bundy rambling on about nothing.  Suddenly Al stopped talking...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 3:11 pm

..Pammy bent over and all the marbles poured out of her head, "DRAT IT" she screamed, "Now i'll have to find a replacement brain,"  and with that in mind she phoned..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 6:00 am

"RENT - A - BRAIN"  The company that loans you brains with accompanying cells for a day or longer.

Terms and Rates on request.

Pammy screamed.. "Yes I must

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/26/05 at 9:31 am

...have that." Al and Jefferson drooled like little children. "Drat that Bud!" screamed Al. Pammy paused, then looked out the office paneling to find Al had...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/26/05 at 12:13 pm

gone dancing in the snow.  "But, but its...."  well she was gonna say June, but she forgot.  Suddenly she felt someone grab her arm.  It was none other than...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 4:30 pm

..some dirty old drunken bugger from the liquor store.."Can I have your autograph Miss Pammy" he drooled, salivating all down his coat as his spoke.."Why sure take this instead" as she handed him a..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/26/05 at 6:10 pm

bible.  The old beggar was confused.  "Pam Anderson...has....a bible??"  But this was not the REAL bible, he discovered as he opened the book and saw...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/26/05 at 11:34 pm

...one of her implants that she had removed.  He...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/27/05 at 3:26 am

..scratched his head and wondered how the heck she'd managed to squeeze a 44DD titty implant into the book? 
He thought maybe he was hallucinating and decided he had nothing to lose and asked Pam if....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 8:12 am

she did, but she didn't, so he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/27/05 at 11:59 am

took her to Vegas.  But at the craps table he met up with a long lost friend.  It was none other than...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/27/05 at 12:53 pm

...Wayne Newton, Mr. Vegas, himself. "What are you doing in this showclub with lost of beautiful dancers?", the bum asked. "I work here, Mr. Tony Curtis." Tony was embarrased because...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/27/05 at 2:47 pm

he had lost his job at the Wal-Mart.  He would have loved to become an entertainer in Vegas, but he was pretty sure they didn't hire Wal-Mart employees...or so he thought....Instead, he tried to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 3:03 pm

...reconsider his lifestyle and decided on...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/27/05 at 3:54 pm

..a possible reunion with Roger Moore, "hey we could chat about re-making The Persuaders into a feature length film,  if bloody Starsky and Hutch can do it, so can we."

  Tony sloped out of the casino, half drunk and fell into a phone booth...RING RING..Hello..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 3:55 pm

...hello!...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/27/05 at 5:30 pm

"....this is Meatwad! The party you tried to call is not available to answer the phone.  Please leave your name, your number, your birthday, your favorite boy band, and also what you like to eat when you're watchin movies!"
Tony was so confused, he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/27/05 at 5:34 pm

.. called his less-than-famous daughter Kelly, instead of his famous one Jamie-Lee. Kelly was thrilled that anyone would call her, let alone her father. She exclaimed..."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 5:46 pm

"Why?"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/28/05 at 4:40 am

.."Daddy where on Earth (or ur own expletive)  have you been - I missed you."
"Look Kelly, I'm skint and need some cash kinda quick, I know Jamie's too tight so can you lend me $10000 to get this film started?" "Why Dad, I can't believe you just asked that after going missing for so long, why dont'cha...."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/05 at 4:42 am

He stood there thinking for a while...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/28/05 at 10:06 am

Then he said, "On second thought, I'll just use the insurance money your mother left me when she died. And Roger (Moore), and  Robert (Urich), and Jack (Lemmon), and Frank (Gorshin). I wonder when Peter Falk is gonna croak." Kelly was so shocked, she screamed,...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/28/05 at 1:35 pm

"Daddy I always knew you were a greedy &^*)$%*, how come you never let me in on that cash, you sly old bugger." With that Tony decided to..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/05 at 1:36 pm

take another...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 05/28/05 at 4:17 pm

shot of the rum he had stashed behind the computer cabinet and reassess his life.
  saying to himself as he pours the drink, "Hey,What's one more minute of stalling if she's already mad?"  And  at that moment she looks back at him, she is ready to leave...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/05 at 5:25 pm

at once. For the door was already slammed closed, he look at the door and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/29/05 at 12:33 am

...started to cry.  I'm so  messed up, my own daughter walked out on me.  Then he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/29/05 at 2:22 am

...looked up...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/29/05 at 7:57 am

and saw a giant Boeing 747 flying overhead towards San Francisco - "Oh bollocks" he thought.."why don't I just jump into a taxi and..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/05 at 8:18 am

reinstate Concorde back into airplane transportation, but...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/30/05 at 11:27 am

..but first he needed some hard readies. Should I pawn my jewellry he wondered?

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/05 at 12:21 pm

And wondered where he had left those receipts from Ratners, he thought for a while...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/30/05 at 3:29 pm

..and decided he's call up his old mate Gerald R, who he knew before getting into the acting business, and long before Ratners business crashed for selling so much shxt he was passing off as jewelry..Ring Ring.. "Ello Gerald me old mucker, hows tricks? can I.."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/05 at 3:31 pm

Then the mobile ran out of juice, so he had to run to the nearest phonebox, that was close to the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/30/05 at 4:53 pm

adult video store.  Being drawn to the light, he walked in and saw...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/05 at 4:57 pm

that face again, standing in the shadow, it was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/30/05 at 5:26 pm

that blonde leggy hooker he's checked out once on 21st and 7th..sheesh, now she's doing Peep-shows for a livin'..well I never.  Gobsmacked he walked up to the spyhole and peeped in...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/30/05 at 9:39 pm

on Shania Twain playing pattycakes with...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/30/05 at 10:53 pm

Arnold Schwartznagger, who also been spied on by.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/30/05 at 11:24 pm

...the Doublemint twins and Vanessa Williams who...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/05 at 1:58 am

sang and dance to the tune of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/31/05 at 6:30 am

..'Dance With Me' by Orleans - "Sheesh has anyone else noticed just how much of a shxt actor Arnold is" Tony exclaimed, "Unlike me as I'm just the best" he thought to himself,  and with that everyone threw twigs at Mr Swarzenegger claiming 'he had more wood in him than a bloody forest.'

  Arnie exploded and..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/31/05 at 12:01 pm

turned into Junior Asparagus, who then found his friend...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/05 at 12:02 pm

lying there...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 05/31/05 at 10:24 pm

...babbling nonsense at the ceiling.  He had a goofy grin on his face and

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/31/05 at 10:57 pm

..kept on saying, "Huh! Huh!" and calling for Mickey and Donald to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 1:04 am

...make his dinner, for he was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/01/05 at 1:57 am

...about to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 1:58 am

...feel the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/01/05 at 9:45 am

...burn!  "Oh no!  There's a fire in here!  I have to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 9:49 am

...leave. As soon as...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 10:00 am

..I can get Maria (Arnie's wife) and the kids to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 10:02 am

...the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 11:53 am

...Hollywood Bowl...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 12:24 pm

...for the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 1:58 pm

...15th Annual Ego Awards... ;D

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 1:58 pm

...for which he has been nominated for...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 2:23 pm

...in several categories...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 2:25 pm

in fact, all the categories...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/01/05 at 2:29 pm

..especially "The most wooden actor of all time" award. Arnie shouted...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/01/05 at 4:07 pm

"I'LL BE BACK" and everyone wondered if he meant it or was just using his ridiculous catchphrase.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/05 at 4:10 pm

His voice resonated around the Bowl causing...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/01/05 at 10:41 pm

...quite a stir.  Everyone started chanting...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/05 at 11:24 pm

'Why did we elect such a stiff to be our Governor? Why didn't Redford run?" To which the Bush twins replied,...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/02/05 at 10:29 am

..."Yeah!  You should have elected us!  Two heads are better than one, right?"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 12:59 pm

..."Not when they're really Bushes!", screamed the constituents...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/02/05 at 4:11 pm

..and with that Swarzenegger pulled his Uzi on the assmebled crowd..MY GODDDDDDD - DUCK EVERYONE" screamed Tony.."he's taken this way too personally."  Arnie ran to the corner and..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 4:38 pm

...screamed, "Ain't nobody gunna insult the Bush twins her." Suddenly, Jamie Lee Curtis arrived just in time to,...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Apricot on 06/02/05 at 4:53 pm

BUST SOME CAPS! And bust some caps he did. Until, out of nowhere, 3 men in pink tuxedos...

{Link THAT}

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 4:59 pm

...from the hit show "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Apricot on 06/02/05 at 5:01 pm

Shot him in the leg. He fell the to the ground. While attempting to stagger back to his feet, the tallest of these three pink men...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/05 at 5:35 pm

..an African-American ex-NBA star named Cream Abdul-Jabber...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Apricot on 06/02/05 at 8:02 pm

...brandishing a sword stapled onto a gun, said "It is your time to die". He raised the blade and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/02/05 at 11:30 pm

...charged forward!  Since he was so tall, he hit his head on the door frame and passed out...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/02/05 at 11:57 pm

...only to wake up 3 hours later and find...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/03/05 at 12:36 am

...everyone had vanished.  He was floating on a cloud...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/05 at 2:39 am

...of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/03/05 at 4:25 am

..ether - as he realised someone had stuffed a gag of cotton wadding soaked in with it, into his big whingeing  mouth..ppphwwffff.. he spat it out and stumbled up onto his feet - where am I?

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/05 at 4:26 am

Looking around at the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Apricot on 06/03/05 at 5:31 am

... tall, dark buildings, feeling rain against his head. He realized he was in...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/03/05 at 5:35 am

...New York City...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/03/05 at 8:32 am

.....he looked up in the sky and saw bright lights...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/04/05 at 8:21 pm

He was blinded for a moment, then realized how pretty they were.  He said...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/04/05 at 8:56 pm

"It's a shame I had to blow up this joint because of a few rotten apples." Arnie then bought a one-way ticket to Indianapolis, where...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/04/05 at 10:18 pm

...he went to the Indy 500.  He wanted to try it himself.  So he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/04/05 at 11:53 pm

..hijacked Dan Wheldon's Honda and sped to Danica Patrick and yelled at her...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/04/05 at 11:56 pm

but she couldn't hear a word he said because she was too busy listening to.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:11 am

...David Letterman's Top Ten Things Arnold Schwarzenegger Would Do As President, one which was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:12 am

buy everyone a bright yellow Hummer and....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:20 am

..dress them up in desert camouflage fatigues and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:21 am

make them speak with a foreign accent wild doing the.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:28 am

...limbo under the Brooklyn Bridge...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:30 am

while wearing nothing but american flag boxers....




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:33 am

..By then Danica had notice the car that was catching up to her was not driven by Dan Wheldon, but by Arnold himself. She gave him the finger, her ring finger with the large engagement diamond her fiance bought her. At that, Arnie...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:34 am

began crying and called his wife Maria on his cell phone.....



Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 12:36 am

...And shot the cellphone when his wife answered, saying "Let's consider that a divorce." And chased after Danica who disappeared from his view. Later, Michael Andretti was..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/05/05 at 12:40 am

...arrested and found guilty of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 12:41 am

impersonating a drag queen prostitute.....




Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/05/05 at 10:12 am

..meanwhile back in LA, Arnie was getting it on with some tart in a bar...she whispered in his ear "Arnie can..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 10:20 am

you perform this autopsy on my friend? They say she died of heart arrythmia, but I say she was mur...Hey, your not Gil Grissom." ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 11:55 am

there's no way you are Gil...he's way too hot...he reminds me of....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Apricot on 06/05/05 at 2:02 pm

... YOUR MOM"! He was puzzled, so he..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/05/05 at 3:26 pm

pulled out some phone numbers and starting ringing them..RING RING "Hello is that Jim, how ya doin?  - wondered if you fancy goin' down to the..."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 5:58 pm

Diary Queen ans get us some sundaes, bloody sundaes? Then see about that DJ's DNA." Then he took off in his chopper for Vegas and....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/05/05 at 7:14 pm

decided to give his old flame, a vegas showgirl,  a phone call because......

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/05/05 at 7:40 pm

...Katherine Willows was too busy carving up a bodyguard's body with Warrick Brown and Dr. Robbins...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/06/05 at 3:11 pm

..to notice Arnie creeping up behind her, she almost passed out when she caught a glimpse of his square jawed head.."CRIKEY" she shouted...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Apricot on 06/06/05 at 8:46 pm

"Where The Hell Have You Been?" she demanded. Arnie replied, "....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/06/05 at 10:43 pm

......I was busy distributing HUMMERS to all of my fans....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/06/05 at 11:21 pm

..."Suddenly, Jerry Falwell bursted angrily from the couch and shouted. "You heathen! You know that oral sex is an abomination to God!" "I was talking about Humvees, you moron. And what are you doing in a strip club, anyway?" Falwell's face turned red...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/05 at 3:35 am

as he realised the game was indeed up..sorry everyone..and with that Arnie shouted, "Right screw this, I'm off to have acting lessons in preparation for my new movie called..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/05 at 11:14 am

Kindergarten Cop part 2......

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/07/05 at 12:39 pm

...which will also feature...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/05 at 1:05 pm

..Mr Tony Curtis of course..and with that, a half drunk Tony stepped onto a podium lit up with a bright spotlight and began to tap dance to the tune of..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/07/05 at 3:36 pm

...a Western Virginian Chicken Dance, performed by...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/05 at 6:55 pm

Yanni and his sidekick.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/08/05 at 3:20 pm

Bob the Builder. Meanwhile, Tony, still staggering on stage, suddenly noticed...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 4:36 pm

that he forgot to put on his pants and his bright pink boxers were....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:14 am

...exposed, a long with his birthmark on his...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/05 at 8:51 am

hairy thigh  ;)  "Show me the way to go home" he sang in a drunken fashion, several of the audience threw beer mats through the air at him to get him off stage but instead he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 8:52 am

...carried on singing, until that fatal moment when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/05 at 8:55 am

he passed out and fell off the stage only to be revived with a sloppy kiss by a stunning woman in...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 11:12 am

...a green dress with a floral design...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/05 at 4:39 pm

.."get your filthy hands off me woman" - he shrieked.  "Oh my word I thought you were my husband she exclaimed.."  and they both ran off in opposite directions..only he ended up in another bar, only to meet up with a strange..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:40 pm

...bartender...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 4:44 pm

...by the name of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:50 pm

...Jim...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 4:51 pm

...who used to be...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:54 pm

...better looking in his youth, for it all changed for him when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 5:00 pm

..., at the age of seventeen, he disemboweled himself with spears while singing the Chicken Song. He ended up in hospital where he spent a total of 36 weeks recovering and where he met...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:02 pm

...his wife in the adjacent bed, what she was doing still puzzles him to this day. It was then he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 5:07 pm

...realized he had to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:22 pm

...ask her that vital question...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:45 pm

...what is 13 across?...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:46 pm

...She reply "How many letters?...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:47 pm

...he gazes into her beautiful saphire eyes, holds her smooth, unflawed hands, and whispers romantically in her ear "13"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:48 pm

..."is always a lucky number for me"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:49 pm

...at this point, she looks horrified into his face, her hopes and dreams shattered as she realises she can never love a man who likes the number 13, so she says with a tear...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:51 pm

..."Try me with another number?"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:52 pm

...like what, he says, heartbroken...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 5:53 pm

..."How about 9?"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/09/05 at 5:53 pm

..he gives a deep sigh and agrees with this, even though she will never know how she broke his heart that night...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/09/05 at 10:19 pm

but he insists on the number 13, for that was the day that he....




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/10/05 at 2:43 am


...what is 13 across?...


  ;D HAHAHAHA  ;D

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 5:53 am


but he insists on the number 13, for that was the day that he....




Erin :)


...found his first true love, Clarice, who was famous for...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:12 am

twisting herself up like a pretzel while singing the.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:12 am

...macarena in front of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:14 am

a group of NASA astronauts who love to.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:15 am

...practise for perilous space missions by running around their gardens in their space suits with their arms spread out in the air and going 'wssssssssssssssh'. But in order to be an astronaut, they must prove themselves by...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:17 am

eating nothing but freeze dried food for a period of 6 months and wear nothing but.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:17 am

...their spacesuits! Once they've passed the vital 'clothing' test, they must endure...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:19 am

being put through a test where they are weightless and....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:20 am

...have makeshift fibreglass asteroids thrown at them whilst balancing on a 10ft pole blinfolded. If they pass this, they are awarded with...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:21 am

a 10 year subscription to Astronaut Avenger Weekly magazine and a lifetime supply of......

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:22 am

spacefood, which tastes like cardboard. They are also given a special medal, which allows them to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:24 am

randomly float in a pool of green jello....



Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:26 am

whilst humming Axel F and wearing a rather colourful...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:32 am

bangle bracelets and floppy pink hats with.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:33 am

fluffy purple and blue spotted dice hanging from the back of them. These were special fluffy dice, however, due to the fact that...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:36 am

they were really big, the astronauts had to take the dice and put some.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:36 am

acidic solution on them to dissolve them, as these dice were illegal in the state of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:38 am

California...because of the surfers who tried to use them to wax their surfboards and caused the boards to.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:39 am

turn bright pink, which, y'know, was like soooooo totally uncool, dude for guy surfer dudes because all the chick surfer dudes used to y'know...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:40 am

take the fuzzy dice and use them as hair accessories until they started to....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 7:41 am

..fall into the water, dampening their...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:41 am

skirts, which used to make them cry because...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:43 am

when their skirts were wet, they turned into seaweed and made them look like.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:44 am

hawaiian hula dancers, which were seen as very...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:46 am

sneaky girls who used their ability to swing their hips as a decoy to really......

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:47 am

allow their pick-pocketing friends to nip in and pinch...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:48 am

and steal money from all of the old lady tourists that carry around big bags filled with....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:49 am

cough sweets, used hankies and about $50,000,000, which they often spent on...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 7:49 am

...more cough sweets and Vic...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:50 am

and huge economy size packages of Depends, which they sometimes use for....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:51 am

unusually unsual things that are so unusual that...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:52 am

nobody really knows what they use them for...but sometimes see them using them as funny hats to wear to parties that....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:53 am

celebrate each other's birthdays, but due to their constant confusion they have around three a year, which causes everybody to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:54 am

think that they are actually 150 years old instead of only being....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 7:55 am

only about 70. However, they are still allowed to have 3 birthdays because...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:01 am

they are old, and they have nothing better to do than have birthday parties and go to...




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:02 am

bingo and watch daytime TV and talk about the 'good old days', when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:03 am

they had to walk 20 miles to go to the store, in the freezing cold, and 10 feet of snow, and......

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:04 am

a can of beans was only tuppence, and how they were disciplined back then for even doing so much as...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:09 am

not doing their chores down on the farm, and they would get the switch on their behind which felt like....




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:12 am

awful, like sticking your bum in a furnace, or like...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:13 am

being beat with a wet noodle. They also got punished by.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:15 am

having to wash their socks without food, drink or sleep for 2 days straight, in rain, sleet or shine, which was even worse when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:22 am

it was winter time and it was very cold, and their socks would freeze, causing them to have to....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:23 am

make a fire using only twigs and try to defrost them, but often the socks ould burn which got them even more wrong, because...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:25 am

it would make a horrible charred smell through the air, and there's nothing worse than the smell of burnt smelly socks except....


Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:26 am

perhaps the smell of the vinegar that they had to wash them in, which would be made worse by the fact that their parents used to have to add...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:27 am

some cow dung, because they had no other way of getting rid of it...so when they added it, it was horribly......

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:28 am

pongy, and often the kids would throw up in it, making it smell even worse, and by this point the smell was so unbearable...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:30 am

that everyone around the smell would start puking everywhere, and it became a chain reaction..a regular pukefest....but the grossest thing was.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/10/05 at 8:34 am

that once you started, you never stopped ever, so eventually everybody was puking their own insides up. This concerned everyone because...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:37 am

they knew that eventually there would be no human population, so thankfully there was a smart man who developed a remedy to stop the puking which consisted of....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 9:23 am

...bananas and ice cream...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: karen on 06/10/05 at 9:31 am

... which only stopped the puking if you ate them in a particular way which was ....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 9:33 am

...with a silver spoon, that had been handed down from their maternal great-grandmother...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/10/05 at 2:10 pm

My Goddddd this story has gone a bit bloody haywire hasn't it  >:(


What happened to the zany friggin' storyline? FFS  Shakes head

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/10/05 at 10:19 pm

...said the Head of the Coalition To Prevent Grossness. "That DAK should stick to thread without stories."...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/11/05 at 4:32 am

...but, then as a shot out of the blue, guess who it was approaching round the corner...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/11/05 at 4:36 am

Tom Jones swaggering down the street in his bling like he owned the freakin' joint - "Hey Arnie - 'It's not unusual to be loved by anyone,' you know" he lamented in a tired worn out sorta way.."Hey man just.."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/11/05 at 7:05 am

..."a cotton frigging minute. Weren't you..."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/11/05 at 8:09 am

"meant to be in Vegas?? Whad'ya think you're playing at hanging here in the middle of the Bronx - you could get mugged for your bling.."

Tom was shocked at his outburst expecting a warm welcome.."Well..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/11/05 at 8:14 am

...my bling does shine a bit"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/11/05 at 10:21 pm

..Not knowing what 'bling" meant, Tom made a call to his friend Snoop Dogg on his cellphone...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/12/05 at 3:48 am

...but there was no reply, so instead he phoned...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/12/05 at 3:57 am

...Snoop Dogg's assistant, the great almighty...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/12/05 at 4:04 am

...Scrappy Dogg...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/12/05 at 4:28 am

..but suddenly Snoop Dogg recognised Toms number and snatched the phone from Scrappy the mutt.

"Gimmee that phone" Snoop said,  "Hey Bro how's it goin' - yo doin alright Tom"   Snoop enquired in his gangsta stylee way..  "Hello  Snoop Dog,  Oh how I miss the valllleeees of Wayylesss Boyo"   Tom replied..

"Hey maan just...




NB. Scrappy ran off and was never seen again.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/14/05 at 8:42 am

..when I thought it couldn't get any better, you show up."

"Why don't we head off into Vegas for a good booze up and pick us up some wild wild women," Snoop Dogg asked.. and with that Tom set off for the bathroom to adjust his bling and put his toupe in place.

Eventually they reached Vegas when..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/14/05 at 8:44 am

...midnight struck...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/14/05 at 10:34 am

..and a leggy blonde draped herself over Snoops shoulder as he placed a bet.."Yowsah! Yowsah! Yowsah!" she exclaimed in an excited high pitched fashion.."Why I just feel soooo..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/14/05 at 10:36 am

...happy to you on the table gaming again". She asked "How long is it now?"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/14/05 at 10:41 am

"What you tryin' to say Doll.." Tom intervened.."Listen hun I'm the hot stuff between us two guys here right now, you need to rethink what you..."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/14/05 at 10:59 am

...said"....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/14/05 at 3:01 pm

about us running off together" 

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/14/05 at 10:51 pm

" Maybe Paris or Aruba?"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/15/05 at 11:40 am

"I wanna go to Paris"  squealed the girl, "OK  Paris it is, so Snoop Dogg,  Tom and the leggy blonde set off for the travel agency...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/15/05 at 12:21 pm

..only to find it was closed...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/15/05 at 12:41 pm

..but they made a mistake and realised they hadn't pushed the door hard enough..TING -A-LING  went the doorbell as they burst through the stuck door - Snoop headed toward the agent and she looked startled at the amount of bling both him and Tom sported between the two of them...

"Take a seat gentleman" she said as she put her sunglasses on, "where are you interested in going to.." she enquired? 

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/15/05 at 12:45 pm

"To the loo!" Tom replied and rushed off, never to be seen again. Snoop, all by himself, suddenly felt uncomfortable and he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/05 at 4:06 pm

...he had to rush to the loo as well, only to find...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/15/05 at 4:13 pm

..the blonde lady was still sitting discussing travel arrangements with the travel agent waiting patiently  for Tom and Snoop to return from the toilet - following their dual rush of a diarrhoa attack.

"PHEW, that was a bit rough wasn't it Snoop Dogg"  Tom moaned, "Do you have any Diocalm tablets mate"

They both sat down and looked at the agent...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/05 at 4:15 pm

...and grinned.

The travel agent who was waiting patiently grinned back and then...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/15/05 at 4:17 pm

..said " I'VE GOT IT,

Why not go to the Eiffel Tower?"

Snoop Dogg quite fancied the idea and said..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/05 at 4:19 pm

..."I do not like heights, ever since I was a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/15/05 at 5:14 pm

raccoon who got lost and nearly fell off of the Empire State Building.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 06/17/05 at 4:36 pm

"What??" Tom yelled, "You were a raccoon? When was that??"
"I'm sorry," Snoop replied, "did I say raccoon? What I meant was....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/18/05 at 1:15 am

...I had a pet raccoon...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/18/05 at 8:25 am

...many years ago...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/18/05 at 8:25 am

...but it soon died of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/18/05 at 8:36 am

..neglect from...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/18/05 at 10:05 pm

..too much sun and Latin phrases...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/18/05 at 10:52 pm

and I really miss him.  So I pretended to be a raccoon...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/18/05 at 10:57 pm

..and smeared black liner around both eyes and..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/19/05 at 6:55 am

...scampering around the near-by woods...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/19/05 at 11:54 am

..and ate nothing but twigs, nuts, and people's fingertips.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/19/05 at 1:39 pm

Then one day I met...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/19/05 at 2:43 pm

...a talking bear who liked to eat ice cream...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/20/05 at 10:06 am

..heavy footsteps sounded along the corridor heading towards them... suddenly

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/20/05 at 10:07 am

...Dan Haggarty arrived in buckskins and Uggs...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/21/05 at 1:48 am

...he asked "why are you talking about my bear?"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/21/05 at 1:57 am

...and then the bear spoke out loud!...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Climber on 06/21/05 at 12:58 pm

"I want some Peanut Butter Ice Cream!"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/21/05 at 1:24 pm

But Haggarty yelled back, "That'll stick to the roof of your mouth!"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/01/05 at 1:59 pm

"Who gives a toss" she yelled and snaffled the ice cream back quickly almost choking on it!

The footsteps continued  along the corridor and all of a sudden the door burst open to reveal..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/05 at 2:22 pm

a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/11/05 at 5:01 pm

gigantic reindeer who had

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/11/05 at 8:25 pm

...a black eye and some souvineirs he bought from the North Pole...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/12/05 at 2:09 am

and gave them to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/12/05 at 3:03 am

Arnold as he lay in a drunken crumpled heap in the corner of the room - "Hey man.."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/12/05 at 9:59 am

..."where my shirt?"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/13/05 at 8:11 pm

Said Arnold as the reindeer removed his right testicle.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/19/05 at 6:07 am

"hey I can't believe you just done that, now I have no..."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/19/05 at 8:22 am

"...testicles left."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/05 at 2:18 pm

...and went off searching for new ones...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/19/05 at 7:02 pm

...but the only ones he could find were the policeman's ball...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/20/05 at 6:46 am

so, being in desperate need of some new knackers he snapped them up and set about finding a reputable cosmetic surgeon who would stitch them on in a neat fashion..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/20/05 at 11:59 am

...and found Dr. Jack Kevorkian. "Any sugeon will do," said Arnie.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/21/05 at 1:49 pm

..the surgeon busied himself with a heavy darning needle trying to do a neat job, but as Arnie woke from the anaesthetic he realised

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/05 at 2:35 pm

he was weak to utter the word "Ouch"...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/25/05 at 2:20 pm

and felt wobbly and woozy after such an ordeal.."hey exclaimed Arnie.."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/26/05 at 7:12 pm

"Where are my heavy duty golf clubs?!!!"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/28/05 at 6:21 am

..as he searched in the cupboard for his clubs Arnie noticed a..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/28/05 at 6:33 am

...dead skeleton...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: karen on 07/28/05 at 7:16 am

...leaning nonchalantly against his golf club bag...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 7:47 am

grinning to himself...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/28/05 at 1:34 pm

he grabbed the skeleton and started doing the cha-cha slide with it, when suddenly in walked...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 1:44 pm

a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/20/05 at 8:02 pm

beautiful blonde haired woman with a shocked expression on her face ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/20/05 at 8:03 pm

and wearing...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/20/05 at 8:09 pm

a medallion made of gold and silver ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/05 at 7:35 am

with a ribbon made from...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/21/05 at 9:35 am

the sinewy portions of the bones of the skeleton that Arnie was now dancing with.  So a startled Arnie stopped dancing with the skeleton and turned to this beautiful blonde and said, ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/23/05 at 2:59 pm

.."Will you help me find that useless bleedin'  butcher of a surgeon who sewed my knackers on back to front.."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/23/05 at 3:02 pm

The beautiful blonde opened her mouth to speak but as she did so, she and Arnie suddenly heard a blood curdling scream ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/23/05 at 3:28 pm

that...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/23/05 at 8:17 pm

made them ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 1:43 am

both...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/24/05 at 5:22 am

turn...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 11:01 am

in...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/24/05 at 2:27 pm

..to scaredy cats, and they both ran to the

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 2:27 pm

shelter for it started to rain...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/24/05 at 2:45 pm

blood...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 2:45 pm

over...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/24/05 at 2:49 pm

their heads...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 2:50 pm

in a..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/24/05 at 2:52 pm

violent show of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 2:54 pm

sporadic...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: cnbpjb on 08/24/05 at 2:56 pm

drops that landed on their hair and the carpet below.  So Arnie and the unnamed and unidentified blonde woman ran and finally came to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/05 at 3:02 pm

an agreement...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 08/25/05 at 2:55 pm

..that they really should carry an umbrella at all times for these kinda days when it rains BLOOD???

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 08/25/05 at 8:41 pm

Or at least get some Red Cross volunteers to collect it.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/26/05 at 3:01 pm

..and with that they skipped off into

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/05 at 3:03 pm

...frenzy, to a pace beyond themselves, for...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/26/05 at 6:22 pm

The London Marathon which Arnie thought was

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/27/05 at 2:11 am

...about to take place, but in fact..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/05 at 4:27 am

..was held...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Wacky Packages on 08/27/05 at 7:45 am

...this year in Istanbul.  So Arnie finally again asked the blonde haired woman's name and this is what she said it was,... 

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/27/05 at 7:55 am

"My name is Loadsamoney, and I'm doing up the house!", and with that...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 08/27/05 at 1:08 pm

...Stealing your identity so I can pay off my ermne coat and breast augmentation...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Wacky Packages on 08/27/05 at 8:18 pm

because my boobs need a boost."

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/05 at 7:10 am

A mobile phone rang...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Wacky Packages on 08/28/05 at 7:25 am

and where the ring came from was a mystery to Arnie, but not to Loudsamoney.  Loudsamoney reached into her bra and pulled out the mobile phone and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/05 at 7:29 am

dropped it, but while picking it up, she...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Wacky Packages on 08/28/05 at 7:42 am

gave Arnie a real show, and his first major hard-on in quite a long time.  Arnie then responded, "....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Valhalla on 08/28/05 at 9:20 am

I think this gives a whole new meaning to.... "long" distance. Arnie reached for the phone and he....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Wacky Packages on 08/29/05 at 8:24 pm

;D^

had trouble standing back up without showing his now massive dick.  But get up he did (his body, not his dick) and then he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/02/05 at 7:53 pm

...made his darling Maria mad with his disgusting porn show...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/05 at 11:24 am

..and closed his eyes.

Meanwhile over the over side of the town...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/03/05 at 6:56 pm

a little lady was busying herself with a large box of cornflakes when in amongst all that rustling she saw a..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/05 at 1:15 pm

toy fell from the cornflake packet she was holding in her hand, the toy was small and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Cait Sith on 09/05/05 at 2:28 am

...she thought to herself "What a ripoff! I bought ten boxes of cornflakes for this cruddy little thing. I'm gonna complain" She stood up and made her way into the bathroom...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/05/05 at 2:51 am

drafting out a mean letter of complaint in her head as she stormed into the bathroom,  and then in a snappish    ;D (love that word)  manner she.... 

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 09/05/05 at 6:34 am

picked the toy back up and noticed that it was a very expensive

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Cait Sith on 09/06/05 at 8:03 am

toilet brush. Wondering why she hadn't realised it earlier, she entered the kitchen and opened the fridge...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/05 at 7:40 pm

...where a Tupperware of something that was formerly food chewed her up into tiny pieces...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Cait Sith on 09/07/05 at 11:26 am

...before looking at the toilet brush, and thought...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/05 at 12:11 pm

...should I or should I not...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Cait Sith on 09/07/05 at 12:13 pm

...Just then, another foodly-being emerged from the fridge and said:

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/05 at 12:14 pm

...Hi!...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Cait Sith on 09/07/05 at 1:47 pm

...but upon seeing the toilet brush, it said: oh god, who let the cat out again?

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/07/05 at 7:42 pm

...then devoured the cat who was peeing on the toilet brush...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/11/05 at 4:39 pm

..suddenly a piercing scream sounded from the cemetary across the road and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/12/05 at 3:39 pm

...it started to rain cats and dogs and chickens and tuna fish...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: joedeertae on 09/12/05 at 4:09 pm

... and cows and pigs and monkeys and bottled water...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/12/05 at 7:22 pm

..crushing the skulls of a motorcycle gang passing by...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: joedeertae on 09/12/05 at 9:21 pm

... and sending their mopeds careening over the cliff onto a nearby...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/14/05 at 10:20 am

ditch crawling with various types of

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: joedeertae on 09/14/05 at 1:00 pm

... pasta's! As the crawled their way out of the vermicelli, macaroni, spaghetti and such...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/14/05 at 4:55 pm

Arnie stood on a piece of

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/15/05 at 6:43 pm

...Then he realized that his Uggs boots started to melt from the hot pavement...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/16/05 at 5:03 pm

and was devastated cos' he's just bought them from a

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/16/05 at 5:12 pm

cheap...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/17/05 at 12:37 pm


cheap...


clothing outlet next to some old

(Philip can't you think of more than one word to put)  ;D

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/17/05 at 5:00 pm

...Chinese restaurant that went out of business because they were putting dog meat in the entrees and giving the fur to said outlet store... :\'(

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/05 at 6:52 am


(Philip can't you think of more than one word to put)   ;D
I am used to playing Cheddar Gorge.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/05 at 6:53 am


...Chinese restaurant that went out of business because they were putting dog meat in the entrees and giving the fur to said outlet store... :\'(
next to the restaurant located down the high street, where...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/08/05 at 5:43 am

..he's managed to free himself from the bubble gum that had stuck him fast to the pavement, and he ran off into the distance screaming..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 6:00 am

out loud, those words he thought he would never will say again...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/08/05 at 6:11 am

"I will be back!"  eventually he stumbled across a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 6:12 am

matchstick lying on the kerb

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 10/08/05 at 7:57 am

that had writing on it much like a fortune cookie, it said....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 9:23 am

...带走我和吮我...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/09/05 at 6:01 am


that had writing on it much like a fortune cookie, it said....


Take 20 steps to your left and follow the..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/09/05 at 6:48 am


Take 20 steps to your left and follow the..
...but he re-read 带走我和吮我...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Cait Sith on 10/09/05 at 8:09 am

...and couldn't understand what on earth it meant, so he...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/09/05 at 8:14 am

...copied the Chinese characters and pasted them into Google Language Tools...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/10/05 at 10:00 am

Highway Number 19 which took him directly to an old spooky town called..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/10/05 at 11:03 am

Imogunnagettchu---that famous battle ground where so many perished way back when....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/10/05 at 11:10 am

...no one could translate Chinese into English, for it always has been a simple process of...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/10/05 at 1:11 pm

elimination or rather like guess work in this case: His understanding of Chinese being very limited.  However, he did know

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/11/05 at 3:49 am

the way to Amarillo  ::)  so he set about walking up Highway #19 till he reached..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/05 at 10:59 am

...San Jose, when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/11/05 at 2:20 pm

an old rusty bus came down the road and stopped in front of him...spreading a thick dust cloud (of road dirt) all over his clothing.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/05 at 2:21 pm

...and crushing the fortune cookie...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/11/05 at 2:42 pm

he was lamenting the crushed cookie--his only food, when the door on that bus opened

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/05 at 2:43 pm

...with the bus-driver shouting out the translation of the motif on the fortune cookie...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/11/05 at 2:54 pm

unfortunately, just then our travelling hero fainted from hunger--totally missing the words yelled from the bus...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/05 at 2:59 pm


unfortunately, just then our travelling hero fainted from hunger--totally missing the words yelled from the bus...
He shouted send me a Text Message...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/11/05 at 3:07 pm

from the unconscious black fog, he heard this and wondered to himself,  how in blue water am I gonna text that guy if I haven't got my phone with me?

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/11/05 at 8:25 pm

...so he contacted Mobile One spokeswoman Catherine Zeta-Jones and...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/12/05 at 11:08 am

asked her if she would kindly send him a replacement phone right now by DHL one hour delivery, but CZJ  was so intrigued by the callers voice she wanted to deliver it in person so she...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/12/05 at 11:41 am

...dialled the number again...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/12/05 at 5:27 pm

Ring Ring...Ring Ring...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/05 at 7:20 pm

...The man answered of course. He thought, "What kind of homo wouldn't answer Catherine?"

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/13/05 at 5:07 am

^ HAHAHA  ;D  ;D


..and as he grabbed the receiver he proceeded to flatter the stunning beauty over the telephone line with an array of compliments, one in particular that she picked up on was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/13/05 at 1:45 pm

I've seen you on tv Cathy...and I am convinced your eyes shine as bright as the stars in heaven's sky.
  However, she was immediately put off by his familiar attitude with her name so she changed her mind

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/05 at 2:03 pm

...and thought of 带走我和吮我...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/13/05 at 2:10 pm

and oh yea, I left my chocolate energy bar in the car and it's melted! :\'(

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 10:16 am

...带走我和吮我...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 10/17/05 at 11:25 am

frustrated, he decided that he'd had enough of modern technology, packed his bags and moved
to...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 11:30 am

China. He brought his ticket at a....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/17/05 at 12:21 pm

cheaper rate on the off season...China in the winter is not ideal for the occasional traveller.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 12:30 pm

So he started to pack his rucksack...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/17/05 at 1:00 pm

Completed the round and round paperwork to get a fast passport

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 10/17/05 at 4:53 pm

Hopped on the wrong plane and ended up in...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: rich1981 on 10/17/05 at 5:18 pm

South Africa. There he met ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/18/05 at 2:32 am

his childhood hero...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/19/05 at 6:02 am

Al Pacino standing on the street corner..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/05 at 6:53 am

whistling a tune...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/19/05 at 12:57 pm

That sounded vaguely familiar!  But WHY?

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/05 at 1:00 pm

it was a tune from his past...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/19/05 at 1:04 pm

  Something disturbed him--but was it the tune or the whistling itself? ???

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/05 at 1:05 pm

it only turned out to be the whistling in the wind. It blow across discarded bottles lying on the grass...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/19/05 at 1:08 pm

  Next to a drunk who only resembled, but was not the real Al Pacino

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/05 at 1:22 pm

,so he quit the scene and wondered off towards the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/23/05 at 1:28 pm

...he flew Over the Tower of London and into the deep midnight skies..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/05 at 3:30 pm

towards the....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/24/05 at 7:27 am

offices of MI5 where he sneaked in with a

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/24/05 at 12:03 pm

super turbo charged ....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/05 at 7:35 pm

Preparation H suppository

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/25/05 at 7:31 pm

a two-day old Cinnabon

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/26/05 at 4:01 pm

KABOOOOMMMMM WALLOPPPPPPP BANGGGGGGG

The suppository blasted off into the distance closely followed by

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/26/05 at 4:07 pm

a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 5:43 pm

young man on fire shouting

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/26/05 at 7:11 pm

..."My a** is on fire!!!" (of course)...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/05 at 3:09 am

look...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 10/27/05 at 5:45 am

out!!!

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/27/05 at 2:35 pm

theres a projectile heading towards you FAST!!

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/27/05 at 6:23 pm

...There was a slimy, brown meteor hurling...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 10/28/05 at 5:36 am

towards the President who...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/28/05 at 7:29 am

...in his desperation hid in the closet, until....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 10/28/05 at 12:22 pm

the blast blew out 2 windows and everyone was in the emergency-"duck and cover" mode
(also called the old bury- your- head -and -pray posture)...too busy to notice his hasty exit from

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/28/05 at 2:18 pm

but still the missile headed south until it

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 6:18 am

reach...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/29/05 at 8:56 am

a brick wall, fortunately it had special sensory electronics in it similar to an exocet missile and it suddenly reversed and headed back toward the President hiding in the cupboard with Dick Cheney.

Whoooossshhhhhhhhhh

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 12:36 pm

Dick thankfully remembered to pack his jetpack, and himself and the president escaped just before the blast, and they landed...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 12:44 pm

close too...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 12:45 pm

the statue of liberty, when suddenly...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 12:50 pm

a...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 12:51 pm

flying...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 3:33 pm

man zoomed past on his way to the same cupboard - it was noneother than Dun dun duhhhhhhhhh Carl Rowe

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 3:34 pm

he gave the president a magic key, which he later discovered...

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Written By: danootaandme on 10/29/05 at 3:43 pm

was the key to the carefully guarded liquor cabinet. He took the key and]

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 3:46 pm

slowly crept down into the kitchen, careful not to wake the five-headed guard dog named...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 4:48 pm

BONZO

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 4:49 pm

"Woof" said Bonzo...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 4:50 pm

he made it past BONZO and slowly opened up the cabinet, only to discover...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 4:50 pm


...in his sleep. He made it past BONZO and slowly opened up the cabinet, only to discover...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 4:50 pm



..nothing?

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 4:53 pm

..the guys all tiptoed along the corridor not wanting to wake up the mutt  but suddenly...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 4:53 pm

"Egad!" said the President, as he realised the whole thing had been a set up. All of a sudden, his worst enemy...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:01 pm

stood there in front of him...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:01 pm

"I have been expecting you, meester president" said the man, whose face was covered by a...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 5:04 pm

Burberry bandana and

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:05 pm

leather thigh boots...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:06 pm

...which had bright pink feathers attached to them. The man, whose name we dare not mention, reached into his pocket and pulled out...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:06 pm

a...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:08 pm

...large book, in which the man wrote...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:08 pm

down...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 5:09 pm

in Mississippi down in New Orleans..

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:10 pm

...where a close friend of his lived. The president...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:12 pm

thought a while and then...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:12 pm

...said "Why don't we discuss this over some nice, warm Twinings tea?", but the man refused, saying...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:18 pm


...said "Why don't we discuss this over some nice, warm Twinings tea?", but the man refused, saying...
"I do not drink tea...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 5:18 pm

I want Tequila - NOW!!

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:20 pm

And so, in order not to be killed, the President ordered his guards to fetch some tequila, but there wasn't a single bottle to be found! The man was angered by this, and ordered for the president to be...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 5:21 pm

sober...

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Written By: Morton on 10/29/05 at 5:21 pm

...but it was too late, the president was already drunk after drinking all the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 6:06 pm

liquor in the private Gentlemans bar at the White House..suddenly

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 8:18 am

there was a great rumbling sound, and out of the ground burst a....

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/30/05 at 9:49 am

huge

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Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 10:04 am

robotic mole, which zapped the men and captured the president, where it held him captive in a small, cramped...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 10/30/05 at 10:04 am

condition, which reminded him of the time when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 10:06 am

...he was caught in the liquor cabinet!

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 12:32 pm

..the President knew he'd needed to hatch a plan to get out of there...and QUICK!!

He

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 12:33 pm

so he quickly pages his plan-maker in Tokyo, who tells him...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 12:34 pm

get to Texas on the double..

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Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 12:36 pm

Unfortunately, paging Tokyo is illegal in Texas, and the President goes up for the death penalty...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 12:38 pm

Eh?

but fortunately Cheney rushes to the rescue and they head out to..

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Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 12:39 pm

Alabama, where they bump into their celebrity pal...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 12:41 pm

Elton John and Cher who are gigging there at some..

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Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 12:45 pm

random concert for the Over60s Club International. However, there was an unexpected fight broke out during "Believe", and Cher, Cheney, Elton and the president had to evacuate the concert. Also fleeing the chaos was z-list 'celebrity'...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 1:39 pm

;D ;D

and they raced into the nearest Motel - actually named BATES MOTEL!!  :o

President Bush looked stunned as..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 1:40 pm

...um....a horse (?!) as he, Cheney, Cher and Elton all hid in a damp little cupboard in room 53a. Unfortunately, also hiding in the cupboard was...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 1:46 pm

she revealed on the way to the new secret hideout that she had been tied up by none other than...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 4:51 pm

..a certain Mr Clinton who had

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 4:53 pm

been trying to find his contact lens! He gave Bush a password, which would open...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 4:55 pm

the attache case that Pres. Bush had handcuffed to himself..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 4:55 pm

slowly, Bush entered the password, and the case opened to reveal...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/30/05 at 5:08 pm

a nice pastrami sandwich and a map of

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Morton on 10/30/05 at 5:12 pm

the whitheouse, which included details on a secret underground passage, leading from the conference room to a hidden...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 9:50 am

several old

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/05 at 11:35 am

pieces of...

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/31/05 at 4:38 pm

damsels in distress

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/02/05 at 3:50 am

^ surreal  ;D ;D

hoping to pull themselves together and take the next bus to..

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Written By: danootaandme on 11/02/05 at 6:08 am

Vegas to join the chorus line, but it broke down in..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 11/02/05 at 8:02 am

The Nevada Desert, but fortunately in the distance stood a

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/02/05 at 2:07 pm

...dentist with shiny, gold teeth...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/05 at 6:12 am

with the drill in his hand...

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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/03/05 at 6:37 pm

..and a scantily-clad hygienist..

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Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/03/05 at 7:47 pm

...with a large, bodacious..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/05/05 at 7:59 am

floss the guys gnashers in a rough manner - Heyyyyyy that hurts exclaimed

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/06/05 at 11:29 am

asked if

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/05 at 1:44 pm

...that remark would consider him gay..

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Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/06/05 at 2:32 pm

...another man asked what being happy had to do with it...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/07/05 at 9:18 am


and proceeded to purchase all the

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: alyceclover on 11/08/05 at 12:36 pm

...tiny, shiny, neon-red metal....

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Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/08/05 at 1:35 pm

...Pee-Wee Herman Bike..

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/09/05 at 2:53 am

..which was a 'one off' purchase in a Dental Surgery!

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 5:31 am

He paid with his Credit Card...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/09/05 at 10:53 am

then rushed outside and hailed a

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/12/05 at 3:41 am

home.

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Written By: danootaandme on 11/12/05 at 7:43 am

in time to watch...

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Written By: Tanya1976 on 11/12/05 at 10:24 am

...The Claymation Christmas Special on tv

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/05 at 1:24 pm

...followed by the Ron Jeremy marathon on The Spice Channel...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Tanya1976 on 11/12/05 at 3:56 pm

....get hot and heavy with his new neighbor, Wade

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Written By: danootaandme on 11/12/05 at 5:15 pm

whom he thought strangely provocative despite...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Tanya1976 on 11/12/05 at 6:20 pm

...the fact that Wade looked through his blinds each and every night....

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Written By: danootaandme on 11/14/05 at 11:27 am

at the thoroughbred mare on the farm of

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Tanya1976 on 11/14/05 at 11:47 am

...his parents immigrated from a far-off land....

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/14/05 at 11:48 am

where Wild Bill had found his wife who lived in the

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: danootaandme on 11/14/05 at 3:42 pm

Tar paper shack with three

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/16/05 at 3:48 am

little langur monkies with sweet faces and..

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Written By: barefootrobin on 11/16/05 at 1:59 pm

big weiners

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Written By: danootaandme on 11/16/05 at 5:18 pm

who feasted on leafy greens while...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: barefootrobin on 11/17/05 at 10:00 am

keeping their big weiners out of the way...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 10:45 am

hidden behind the leafy undergrowth close to the...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 11/30/05 at 11:35 am

cave entrance

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 11:37 am

that had a large entrance in the..

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:13 pm

valley region where their former farm still can be found

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:15 pm

in the deepest part of the...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:15 pm

Southern Mountains

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:16 pm

close to the river...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:19 pm

far removed from the neighborhood he now calls home.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:19 pm

He looked around at the scenery and...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:20 pm

remembered why he was spying out the window

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:21 pm

He remembered her name...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:23 pm

and her face and whatsmore he remembered the last night

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:23 pm

with trembling hands...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:26 pm

how he led her out to the yacht on what was to be a very special  night

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:30 pm

But first he had to buy the Champange

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:33 pm

he remembered the hassles with the foreign currency and the word for "vintage"

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:34 pm

and fumbling for the corkscrew he...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:37 pm

fumbled it and caught himself in the hand...oooh, the pain.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:39 pm

Then he remembered that the champagne bottle does not need a corkscrew for the cork is kept in place by the thin wired aattachment at the top of the bottle...

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:43 pm

oh, the thwarted plans of a silly pair of youth by a misused corkscrew!

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:44 pm

He said "Ouch" again.

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Written By: MLB on 11/30/05 at 3:48 pm

The scar was terrible...however, he mused, I hate eating alone...I wonder

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 3:48 pm

she is hungry?

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Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/30/05 at 4:02 pm

I then proceeded to grab for her...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 4:03 pm

money, so the Champange can be paid for...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/30/05 at 4:07 pm

.. when we rode in the limo..

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 4:28 pm

to the town...

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Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/30/05 at 4:29 pm

.. with the big city lights...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 4:30 pm

and where the streets have

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/30/05 at 4:38 pm

... carolers on the sidewalks...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 9:50 am

wearing rubber masks of past presidents....

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/01/05 at 11:40 am

they stopped outside the...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 11:49 am

MONEY MART, WHERE THEY THOUGHT THEY MIGHT CASH THEIR....

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/01/05 at 11:50 am

loose change and ...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 12:39 pm

government subsidy caroler checks.....

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 1:00 pm

purchase the outfits that coordinated with the rubber masks as they were off to.....

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/01/05 at 1:11 pm

and then the building society in the High Street...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 1:12 pm

desperate measures necessary as fund was desperately need for......

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/01/05 at 1:14 pm

the...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 1:17 pm

abused carolers shelter... the need for more beds increases with every holiday season as carolers are abused emotionally and physically by....

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/01/05 at 1:20 pm

those living on the...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/01/05 at 1:22 pm

avails of Caroler abuse...  It seems the mafia has become invoved and caroler hitmen are available for hire by the....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/02/05 at 7:19 pm

... O' hitmanbaum Mafia...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/05 at 4:41 am

and...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/05/05 at 9:00 am

mothers against drunk carolers at parties, otherwise known as M.A.D.C.A.P. their vendetta started years ago when a group of carollers.....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/05 at 9:02 am

started singing in a doorway near by...

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/05/05 at 9:08 am

a dog sled racing group who were gathering for a christmas demonstration, it all started innocently enough, the carollers carolling, the dogs yipping at their harnesses ready to run, the cheerful greetings of the mushers, and then suddenly, out of no where....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/05 at 9:48 am

from around the corner came...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/06/05 at 1:02 pm

one of those very annoying "take-away" chili dogs in little red boots, running for

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/05 at 11:57 am

their lives, they all stopped and then carried on running towards the bus stop, each one eyeing up the post, when

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/07/05 at 12:20 pm

one of the dog teams broke away from their handler and bolted toward a group of carollers who happened to be

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: barefootrobin on 12/07/05 at 1:07 pm

passing flasks of hot toddies so they didn't notice when.....

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Written By: MLB on 12/07/05 at 1:11 pm

8 rambunctious Huskies knocked over half of their group, &  those unfortunates who already had drinks were

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/07/05 at 1:22 pm

thrown into the path of an oncoming school bus carrying a group of children who were on their way to the dog sled show, the bus careened of the street into the path of the hot dog....

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Written By: MLB on 12/07/05 at 1:27 pm

OOH! I don't know who was screaming more after that! The dogs yapping and barking, the scalded carollers who were now injured from the bus & the children sacreaming and crying too.

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/07/05 at 1:29 pm

Madness & Mayhem forever going down in the history books as the horrific night that stripped the innocence from....

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/05 at 1:38 pm

the..

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Written By: MLB on 12/07/05 at 2:07 pm

whole town who used to enjoy their week long revelling as the sled show came to pass...but never again

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/05 at 2:09 pm

for the truth is out, one of the dogs in disguise is...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/07/05 at 2:17 pm

The leader of M.A.D.C.A.P. (see above^ X 15)  and her attemp to rid the town of

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: barefootrobin on 12/07/05 at 2:26 pm

Carolling, dog sledding, and any other Christmas frivolity for she believes....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/07/05 at 2:32 pm

...any activity relating to Christmas should be...

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Written By: MLB on 12/07/05 at 2:33 pm

sent packing.

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/07/05 at 3:50 pm

So the mayor, recognizing the need to do something about this outrageous scheme set up a meeting with the....

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Written By: MLB on 12/08/05 at 12:00 pm

Local town elders who were not present on the street during the horrible hubbub of the race day, and thus spared from injuryyet very willing to stop this from happening ever again.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/09/05 at 7:42 am

then Danica Patrick walked by with nothing but what God and Victoria's Secret provided her, and a big chain reation occurred.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 12/09/05 at 9:12 am

..eyes popped out on stalks as she

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Written By: barefootrobin on 12/09/05 at 9:25 am

flashed the crowd and a melee ensued - people screaming, dogs howling and humping legs, drinks spilling, cameras flashing, brakes squeeling, sparks flying, all looked hopelessly out of control when suddenly......

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Written By: karen on 12/09/05 at 9:41 am

there was a flash of lightning and a voice boomed out......

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/05 at 12:13 pm

shaking the whole area, even the leaves fell of the trees, on to the...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/09/05 at 3:39 pm

ground and atop the heads of those sprawled once again in the street where

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/05 at 3:43 pm

the dogs sneezed at the leaves and that booming voice had left its mark by...

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Written By: MLB on 12/09/05 at 3:48 pm

Creating a

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/05 at 3:50 pm

mark, so severe that no one could...

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Written By: MLB on 12/09/05 at 3:53 pm

deny the petty argument in light of this phenomenon of instantly having a valley running thru town, dividing the people forever...or, until they build a bridge

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/05 at 4:11 pm

across the river, which separated them from...

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Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/09/05 at 6:31 pm

the town that looked like a scene from...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/10/05 at 5:17 am

some battletorn film by Stanley Kubrick...

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Written By: MLB on 12/12/05 at 3:25 pm

Dark and snowy scenery and  the feeling of sadness in the air as the townspeople come to grips with the immense enormity of the newly formed wide valley separating their town.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/05 at 2:43 am

The river and valley were formed years back when...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/13/05 at 1:10 pm

Wait, I mean days ago when a natural force exploded onto the scene of wintry frivolity and scared every man, woman and dog in the town square.

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/05 at 1:13 pm

That soon emptied the town, with no living soul around, for not even the tiniest insect survived, except for one molecule of...

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Written By: MLB on 12/13/05 at 1:16 pm

Magical Christmas snow...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/05 at 1:17 pm

laying on the ground, next to the rusty blades of grass...

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Written By: MLB on 12/13/05 at 1:20 pm

(interior monologue---how does grass go rusty? Either it lives or it dies, only metal rusts.)

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/05 at 1:23 pm


(interior monologue---how does grass go rusty? Either it lives or it dies, only metal rusts.)
I was using a metaphore for brown looking dried out grass

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/13/05 at 1:26 pm

the bleak and dreary landscape went unchanged for a year of seasons until the very next winter when the magic of that Christmas snow revived a small evergreen, somewhat burnt and barely alive

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/05 at 1:28 pm

Suddenly it stopped snowing!

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 12/13/05 at 1:29 pm

  A shooting star cascaded over the silent valley, and

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/05 at 1:38 pm

flew over the hills soon to darken the atmosphere..

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 12/18/05 at 5:23 pm

..but the stunning shooting star brightened the..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/05 at 2:19 am

the whole area. Then night fell when the Sun set behind the ...

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: barefootrobin on 12/19/05 at 8:50 am

tall looming buildings, with only the lights of the stars to light....

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/05 at 10:14 am

the..

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 12/19/05 at 5:44 pm

fields which were full of..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/09/06 at 9:59 am

...golden barley, hay and soybeans..

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: MLB on 01/09/06 at 1:16 pm

"ah, the wonder of nature", said a farmer looking at his new crops waving gently in the breeze as the sun slowly set

Subject: Re: The Story Game

Written By: Abix on 01/13/06 at 6:29 pm

his cows  became entangled in the barbed wire around the chicken coop

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Written By: danootaandme on 01/15/06 at 9:43 am

the noise woke up the farmers daughter and the farm hand who had been

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Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/06 at 10:03 am

sleeping woke up too. Stretching his arms he...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/15/06 at 10:31 am

..decided today was the day to..

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Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/06 at 10:50 am

go down to the JobCentre and find a new job, for being a farm hand did not pay well and he so dearly wanted to..

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/15/06 at 1:20 pm

try his hand at..

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Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/06 at 2:02 pm

being a bricklayer...

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Written By: Abix on 01/15/06 at 2:15 pm

or a therapeutic masseur.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/06 at 2:20 pm

In a whim of fancy, he rushed to his mother and...

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Written By: Abix on 01/15/06 at 2:23 pm

asked her to float him a loan.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/06 at 2:29 pm

His mother said "NO"...

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Written By: Abix on 01/15/06 at 2:32 pm

your father didn't leave you that farm just so you could take up back rubs and laying bricks!

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/15/06 at 4:28 pm

..but I will let you have my 1967 Cadillac if you will

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Written By: Abix on 01/15/06 at 4:30 pm

kill the snake that's in the attic.

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Written By: danootaandme on 01/16/06 at 7:35 am

The snake turned out to be a 20 foot anaconda who could talk

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/16/06 at 4:22 pm

..it had also been taught morse code by an old Indian man who

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Written By: Abix on 01/16/06 at 4:23 pm

liked to smoke corn husks and eat wild boars.

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/16/06 at 4:25 pm

^haha

just as the snake started sending signals it decided..

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Written By: Abix on 01/16/06 at 4:26 pm

to slither down to the kitchen for a bite to eat.

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/16/06 at 4:41 pm

..as it slipped through the open kitchen window it saw

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Written By: Abix on 01/16/06 at 4:43 pm

the neighbor's prize poodle, Sir Fifigard Entwistle, was relieving himself in the bushes.

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Written By: danootaandme on 01/17/06 at 5:33 am

Tasty morsel indeed, but as he prepared two partake of his grim repast

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Written By: Abix on 01/17/06 at 9:41 am

the seemingly easy prey, that is, the poodle, lunged at the the cumbersome serpent

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/17/06 at 4:22 pm

..and sank it's gnashers into it's tail, the snake took a swipe at

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Written By: Miss PIXIE on 01/18/06 at 11:17 am

the huge cooked chicken that was sitting on the table and almost

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Written By: Abix on 01/22/06 at 3:54 pm

knocked itself silly as the cooked carcass landed on it's snout

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/22/06 at 4:26 pm

^ HAHAHA!

after recovering from concussion the snake started to eat the

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Written By: Abix on 01/22/06 at 4:54 pm

chicken..the psychotic poodle  ripped into his

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/23/06 at 4:32 pm

dog basket, tearing it to shreds - still fuming that the snake had got to the chicken before him,
meanwhile footsteps could be heard along the corridor...and they were coming this way!

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Written By: MLB on 01/30/06 at 3:23 pm

The dog jumped out the window so as not to be scolded for the ruined dinner and the now  non-existant chicken

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/02/06 at 10:08 am

..and landed in a passing truck full of sand on its way to...

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Written By: MLB on 02/02/06 at 4:36 pm

the new playground for the local preschool.

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/03/06 at 9:28 am

..when the lorry stopped the little dog jumped down and

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/12/06 at 4:59 pm

..ran to the local

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Written By: Philip Eno on 03/13/06 at 1:22 pm

...pub and...

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Written By: Miss PIXIE on 03/16/06 at 8:27 am

drank almost 7 gallons of Real Ale before....

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Written By: Trimac20 on 03/16/06 at 11:39 am

being the first canine casuality who died from alcohol-poisoning...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/06 at 11:44 am

of the liver. Rover was rushed to the...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/21/06 at 11:08 am

..local infirmary for sick animals and was soon jumping

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Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/06 at 11:44 am

around around and panting...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/21/06 at 5:21 pm

feeeling just like his old self. All of a sudden a

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/22/06 at 3:20 am

..known as 'Ernie..and he drove the fastest milkcart in the West..'  All of a sudden..

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Written By: Abix on 03/22/06 at 8:13 am

a fierce and mighty wind blew  a sandstorm in. Rover was  buried knee deep in sand. He tried to yelp but he had a frog in his throat. Literally, a frog. The frog  was amidst the sand tornado. Rover attempted to let out his loudest bark, but all that he could summon was a low  croak.

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/22/06 at 10:42 am

;D

Eventually the frog was blown out when Rover sneezed and they made friends and decided to start a long adventure together through the Nevada desert..

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Written By: Philip Eno on 03/22/06 at 11:44 am

Chapter Two

The Nevada Desert

It was hot in the Nevada Desert. Too hot, hot enough to boil the blood in the vessel of your...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/22/06 at 3:58 pm

heart..however after a quick shower Rover

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Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/23/06 at 2:24 am

... Rover realized that he'd accidentally exited his story and ended up on Coronation Street. He quickly ran out of the pub...

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/23/06 at 4:03 am

..and jumped on the back of a moving Pop-van which was on it's way to..

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Written By: danootaandme on 03/23/06 at 4:59 am

the Salibury Plain where they would be testing ballistics for

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/23/06 at 9:18 am

inevitably break out if..

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/23/06 at 11:11 am

around the corner strode a man looking very similar to

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