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Subject: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/05/05 at 11:41 am

this is a place to post your useless information, like:

your skeleton grows until your about 35...after that it shrinks

every year 5,000 people injure themselves playing pool

70% of men and 70% of women fantasize about someone else while making love

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/05 at 1:34 pm


this is a place to post your useless information, like:

70% of men and 70% of women fantasize about someone else while making love
...but what do the other 30% fantasize about?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/05/05 at 4:42 pm


...but what do the other 30% fantasize about?


maybe something not human!

some more:
half of all americans over the age of 55 have no teeth.
only male fireflys can fly.
babe ruth wore #3 because he batted third.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/05/05 at 5:34 pm

useless quote:
"rock 'n' roll is sung and written,for the most part,
by cretinous goons;and by means of it's almost imbecile
reiterations and sly,lewd--in plain fact,dirty--lyrics,it manages
to be the martial music of every sideburned delinquent on
the face of the earth.this rancid smelling aphrodisiac i deplore."
                                                                        ......frank sinatra (1957)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/05/05 at 6:35 pm

The homepage to this thread:

http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/

Did you know that you can light up a pickle?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: jackas on 09/05/05 at 7:02 pm


useless quote:
"rock 'n' roll is sung and written,for the most part,
by cretinous goons;and by means of it's almost imbecile
reiterations and sly,lewd--in plain fact,dirty--lyrics,it manages
to be the martial music of every sideburned delinquent on
the face of the earth.this rancid smelling aphrodisiac i deplore."
                                                                         ......frank sinatra (1957)


I wonder what ole Frank thought of Rap. ;D

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/05/05 at 7:04 pm

i get my useless information from sentences at the
bottom of "uncle john's bathroom readers" called running feet.

england was the 1st country with regular t.v. service(1936)
the u.s. was 2nd (1939)

television was invented by philo t. farnsworth

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Tam on 09/05/05 at 10:53 pm

You can't sneeze with your eyes open because the speed and pressure of the sneeze
could blow your eyes out! :o

You shouldn't drink beer in a frosty glass because as the glass thaws, the ice on the sides actually ends up diluting the beer making it taste funny and diluting the alcohol ;D

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: ktelqueen on 09/05/05 at 11:39 pm



You shouldn't drink beer in a frosty glass because as the glass thaws, the ice on the sides actually ends up diluting the beer making it taste funny and diluting the alcohol ;D


you should strive to drink your beer out of a frosty mug since it increases the fun factor. 8)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/06/05 at 7:21 pm

central africa has the largest varity of animals dangerous to man.
ireland has the smallest.

most dangerous animal in ireland: the bumblebee.

;D <-- this guy looks like omi on xaolin showdown on saturday cartoons

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/05 at 7:25 pm

Charles Dickens wrote some short stories under the pen name "Boz".

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/06/05 at 7:37 pm

arch enemies of spider-man:
kraven the hunter
mysterio
dr. octopus
vulture
electro
sandman

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/05 at 7:57 pm

Tommy Lee Jones and Albert Gore were roommates in college.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/06/05 at 8:04 pm

scientist say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/05 at 8:11 pm

The song "Louie, Louie" was actually banned in Indianapolis by then mayor Richard Lugar for its "suggestive" lyrics.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/07/05 at 4:49 pm

in don mclean's song "american pie" the jester is bob dylan

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/05 at 4:51 pm


in don mclean's song "american pie" the jester is bob dylan
..but who were the King and Queen the jester sang to in the same song?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/07/05 at 4:52 pm


..but who were the King and Queen the jester sang to in the same song?


elvis?
queen of england?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/05 at 4:54 pm


elvis?
queen of england?
I do not think Elvis ever met our Queen.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/07/05 at 4:56 pm


I do not think Elvis ever met our Queen.


it has been rumored that dylan performed for the queen

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/07/05 at 5:00 pm


in don mclean's song "american pie" the jester is bob dylan


Dylan was also referred to in Rick Nelsons song "Garden Party"

"Howard Hughes in Dylans shoes"(i.e. Bob has morphed into H.H.)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/07/05 at 5:04 pm


Dylan was also referred to in Rick Nelsons song "Garden Party"

"Howard Hughes in Dylans shoes"(i.e. Bob has morphed into H.H.)


financially or phycologically

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/07/05 at 5:06 pm


financially or phycologically


Both, with a capital $B

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/07/05 at 5:39 pm

five foods served at elvis' wedding breakfast:
suckling pig
fried chicken
oysters rockefeller
champagne
wedding cake

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/07/05 at 7:00 pm

elvis' favorite reading materials:
the bible
the prophet by kahlil gibran
captain marvel comics
mad magazine

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/08/05 at 2:32 pm

Elvis was a natural blond, but early on Colonel Tom had his hair dyed because he was more photogenic.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/08/05 at 2:37 pm

Elvis' favorite recipe was fried peanut butter and banana ('nanner) sandwiches.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:34 am

Elvis Presley used to have a gang of very personal friends.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 3:36 am

Elvis never set foot in England.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:44 am

Elvis Presley's daughter is Lisa Marie Presley.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 3:49 am

Elvis Presley is an anagram of silvery sleep

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:52 am

Elvis Presley is dead - unknown to some people.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: rich1981 on 09/10/05 at 3:54 am

Bob Barker once hosted a little known game show called "Simon Says".

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 3:55 am


Elvis Presley is dead - unknown to some people.  ;D
There is a guy down our chip store swears he is Elvis.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:58 am


There is a guy down our chip store swears he is Elvis.


Ah! The old Kirsty McColl classic. It sounds very little like anything she usually did.

Elvis Presley was indeed . . . a man.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/05 at 3:59 am



Elvis Presley was indeed . . . a man.
Indeed.  :o

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 3:59 am

Elvis Presley's middle name was (and still is) Aaron.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 4:00 am


Indeed.  :o


He is now (contrary to popular belief) . . . a dead man who does not work in a chip shop.  ;D

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/10/05 at 9:16 am


Elvis Presley's middle name was (and still is) Aaron.


Actually, it was Aron, with one A.  Don't know why.  He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 9:27 am


Actually, it was Aron, with one A.  Don't know why.  He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth
That is one thing I did not know.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/10/05 at 10:09 am


Actually, it was Aron, with one A.  Don't know why.  He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth


but elvis' grave stone spells it with two a's .

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 10:21 am


but elvis' grave stone spells it with two a's .
http://www.geocities.com/kazoousa/31Graceland21.jpg

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 10:25 am


Actually, it was Aron, with one A. Don't know why. He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth
Freddie Mercury was born Farrokh Bulsara, but does have his death recorded as Freddie Mercury.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/10/05 at 12:15 pm


but elvis' grave stone spells it with two a's .


He started spelling it with two A's when he got older.  Maybe someone told him that that was the
way it is usually spelled, but his birth cert has one.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/10/05 at 12:17 pm


Freddie Mercury was born Farrokh Bulsara, but does have his death recorded as Freddie Mercury.


This seems like a good thread real names...

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/10/05 at 3:00 pm

some conspiracy theorist believe elvis' twin,jesse,is
still alive.they say his mother couldn't afford to keep
both children so she gave jesse away.

p.s.- i am not a conspiracy theorist!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/10/05 at 3:27 pm

Before Johnny Carson became late night king, he hosted a game show called "Do You Trust Your Wife?", which later became "Who(m) Do You Trust?"

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 09/10/05 at 5:17 pm


Before Johnny Carson became late night king, he hosted a game show called "Do You Trust Your Wife?", which later became "Who(m) Do You Trust?"


I remember watching them and I loved Johnny Carson then and was upset cause when he went to late night I was too young to stay up and watch

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/10/05 at 6:35 pm

captain kirk,on star trek,never said "beam me up,scotty"
in any episode.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/10/05 at 6:57 pm

john ritter,arnold schwarzenegger and tom selleck all
appeared on "the dating game" tom selleck lost twice.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/10/05 at 7:16 pm

during the filming of star trek william shatner counted
the lines each actor said so no other actor had more
lines then he did.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: nondiva234 on 09/10/05 at 7:38 pm

They have square watermelons in Japan. They're made that way so they can stack better.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 09/10/05 at 7:46 pm

the first drive-in movie theater opened in camden,new jersey,
my hometown,on june 6,1933.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/05 at 8:28 am

Scientists have identified only 4,000 different viruses, a fraction of the estimated 400,000 believed to exist on Earth.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/05 at 5:44 pm

So how long did Deep Space Nine last? ???

Marg Helgenberg, who plays a forensics worker (Catherine) in "CSI", starred in a 1995 TV movie---playing a forensics expert with her "CSI" co-star Gary Dourdan (Warrick).
[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/15/05 at 10:08 am


So how long did Deep Space Nine last? ???

Marg Helgenberg, who plays a forensics worker (Catherine) in "CSI", starred in a 1995 TV movie---playing a forensics expert with her "CSI" co-star Gary Dourdan (Warrick).
Nine ?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 12/15/05 at 10:46 am

The quality of laminate flooring flooring is determined not by it's thickness but by the integrity of the joint and the amount of aluminum oxide on the surface. :P

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/15/05 at 7:23 pm

My favorite colors are purple, then red.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/15/05 at 7:28 pm

Your momma smokes a pink cigar.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/16/05 at 1:56 am

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: danootaandme on 12/16/05 at 3:20 pm

Swans mate for life

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Jinxx on 12/16/05 at 3:22 pm

some people's dogs are part coyote

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/16/05 at 4:07 pm


some people's dogs are part coyote
Some dogs are all coyote

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/18/05 at 2:56 pm

Contrary to popular belief, bodily hair does not grow after death. The hair just seems longer because the cadaver's erosion after it's burial.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/18/05 at 4:20 pm


Contrary to popular belief, bodily hair does not grow after death. The hair just seems longer because the cadaver's erosion after it's burial.
Does the same apply to the finger nails?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/30/05 at 6:10 pm

Don't know about nails, but I'll look into it sometimes.
Does the same apply to the finger nails?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Skippy on 12/31/05 at 2:50 am

Barring injury or illness, eyeballs are the same size throughout a persons or animals lifetime.
The poinsettia flower is not poisonous.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: NullandVoid on 12/31/05 at 9:10 am

I do not grow hair on my legs.

Doctors contiously try to test me for skin ailments when they see my birthmarks (pictured below)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 12/31/05 at 11:00 am

Fitting for tonight:

One bottle of champagne produces about 56 million bubbles

A champagne cork leaves the bottle at approximately 60 MPH

"Brothers, come quickly! I'm drinking stars!"...Dom Pierre Perignon

"I could not live without champagne.In victory I deserve it,
in defeat I need it."....Napoleon

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: jackas on 01/01/06 at 3:00 am

Male dolphins gang rape female dolphins.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/01/06 at 4:34 am


Male dolphins gang rape female dolphins.
Naughty dolphins!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/05/06 at 6:34 pm

The famous kids show host Pinky Lee was thought to have suffered a heart attack during one of his live shows, but it turned out to be a convulsion from a sinus infection.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/06/06 at 9:58 am

Heterochromia iridium (two different colored eyes) occurrs in only 1% of the population.  Trauma in early childhood can cause the same effect, and is the more common situation.  I was born with two different colored eyes and am embarassed by people's reactions to it daily.  Yet I do not cover it with colored contacts.  Hmmm.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/06/06 at 10:18 am


The famous kids show host Pinky Lee was thought to have suffered a heart attack during one of his live shows, but it turned out to be a convulsion from a sinus infection.
Bless him!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: jackas on 01/06/06 at 2:31 pm

Sea Lions can walk on their front flippers and have ear flaps, true seals can't walk and have no ear flap.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/10/06 at 2:24 pm


Sea Lions can walk on their front flippers and have ear flaps, true seals can't walk and have no ear flap.


Oh dear, how do the true seals get around and how do they keep water out of their ears? ??? ;)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: jackas on 01/10/06 at 2:28 pm

T-Rex is now thought to be a scavenger not a predator as previously believed.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/06 at 8:29 am

A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/01/06 at 9:29 am

A cat's penis is barbed like it's toungue - Cat's are a chick thing!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: STAR70 on 03/01/06 at 9:43 pm


A cat's penis is barbed like it's toungue - Cat's are a chick thing!



:) ;) :)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/01/06 at 9:46 pm



:) ;) :)


Aaaah I wondered when you'ld notice...

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Trimac20 on 03/01/06 at 10:56 pm

Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction...but that was useless information to George W. Bush

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/06 at 2:52 am

The little hole in the sink that lets the water drain out, instead of flowing over the side, is called a "porcelator."

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Abix on 03/02/06 at 2:57 am

Blood is actually blue until it is oxygenated.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: STAR70 on 03/02/06 at 5:00 pm


Elvis Presley's middle name was (and still is) Aaron.


Elvis died quietly on his toilet

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: STAR70 on 03/02/06 at 5:01 pm


Aaaah I wondered when you'ld notice...


...that cats are a chick thing???

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/02/06 at 6:32 pm

Before David Boreanez starred in "Buffy", "Angel" and "Bones", he was a waiter who was discovered by talent scouts who saw him walk his dog in Central Park.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/02/06 at 7:22 pm


...that cats are a chick thing???


And I repeat, I wondered when you'd notice....

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 03/02/06 at 7:53 pm

How about you? 1 in 4 Americans have appeared on television.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: loki 13 on 03/02/06 at 7:56 pm

Nice kitty: The Des Moines Zoo once used a tiger as a watchdog.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Zella on 03/03/06 at 12:54 am

16% of all paperclips get accidentally dropped on the floor and thrown away....

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Abix on 03/03/06 at 7:11 am

Birthstones.
January- Garnet
February-Amethyst
March- Aquamarine
April- Diamond
May- Emerald
June- Pearl or Alexandrite
July- Ruby
August - Peridot
September- Sapphire
October- Opal or Pink Zirconia
November- Topaz
December -Turquoise or Blue-Green Zirconia

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/03/06 at 7:27 pm

A woman once sued the show "Entertainment Tonight" because she claimed a medical condition that gave her seizures whenever Mary Hart spoke.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/06 at 6:34 am

Camel's milk does not curdle.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/06/06 at 10:41 am

The part of your bathroom counter that goes over the back of your toilet is called a Banjo.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/09/06 at 12:44 pm


The part of your bathroom counter that goes over the back of your toilet is called a Banjo.
I call it something else.

The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/10/06 at 10:53 am


I call it something else.




What do you call it?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/10/06 at 1:32 pm


What do you call it?
We call it the cistern.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/10/06 at 2:25 pm

Koreans never queue to anyone.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/06 at 10:00 am

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/13/06 at 2:23 pm

The siren heard at the Da Nang base during the Tet Offensive in the movie Full Metal Jacket (1987) is the same as heard at Burpelson AFB in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964).

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/04/06 at 10:14 am


We call it the cistern.


Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern? ???

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: karen on 04/04/06 at 10:51 am


Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern? ???


The cistern is the tank at the back of the toilet.  It's not common for there to be any sort of counter top over this in the UK

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/06 at 12:14 pm


Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern? ???
...floats?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/04/06 at 12:35 pm

Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern?


...floats?


The toilet would be postiioned beside the vanity - vanity being a cupboard in which a sink has been set at the top.  The top of the vanity extends over the back of the toilet "floats" canitlevered to the wall - this is called a banjo.  Gives the homeowner more counterspace in the bath.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/06 at 12:45 pm


Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern?

The toilet would be postiioned beside the vanity - vanity being a cupboard in which a sink has been set at the top.  The top of the vanity extends over the back of the toilet "floats" canitlevered to the wall - this is called a banjo.  Gives the homeowner more counterspace in the bath.
Any chance of posting an image?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/04/06 at 12:49 pm


Any chance of posting an image?


Unfortunately I haven't had time to figure out how to do that yet!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/06 at 12:50 pm


Unfortunately I haven't had time to figure out how to do that yet!
Let me try and post a few and you tell yes or no?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/04/06 at 5:31 pm


Let me try and post a few and you tell yes or no?


OK!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 2:03 am


OK!
Where is the banjo?

http://www.ozstays.com/images/user/img51000001443.jpg

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Trimac20 on 04/05/06 at 8:49 am


Where is the banjo?

http://www.ozstays.com/images/user/img51000001443.jpg


The toilet

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 10:21 am


The toilet
Which part of the toilet?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 10:25 am


Where is the banjo?

http://www.ozstays.com/images/user/img51000001443.jpg


OK I changed my avatar to a picture of a Banjo!  Let me know when you see it so I can change it back!  PS the banjo is the counter over the back of the toilet....

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 10:30 am


OK I changed my avatar to a picture of a Banjo!  Let me know when you see it so I can change it back!  PS the banjo is the counter over the back of the toilet....
Yes I can see your avator, you mean the shelf over the cistern?

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 10:31 am


Yes I can see your avator, you mean the shelf over the cistern?


Eureka!  Yes that is a banjo!

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 10:35 am


Eureka!  Yes that is a banjo!
I would call it a bathroom shelf.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 11:54 am


I would call it a bathroom shelf.


It would be a shelf if it were seperate from the counter.  As it is one piece it must be called something, you can't call it a counter and you can't call it a shelf so therefore, it is a banjo.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 12:05 pm


It would be a shelf if it were seperate from the counter.  As it is one piece it must be called something, you can't call it a counter and you can't call it a shelf so therefore, it is a banjo.
...but why banjo? It is the wrong shape for one for a start.

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 1:54 pm


...but why banjo? It is the wrong shape for one for a start.


Sorry to say but given that the industry I'm in is dominated by men, a man would have named it and that's probably why...... ;D ;D

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 2:01 pm


Sorry to say but given that the industry I'm in is dominated by men, a man would have named it and that's probably why...... ;D ;D
Perhaps, someone found the bathroom a good place to practice the banjo and needed to rest the instrument when...

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 3:27 pm

I think I'm going to keep my Banjo avatar for while. ;)

Subject: Re: useless information ...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/06 at 11:58 am

Toads eat only moving prey.

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Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/09/06 at 9:56 am

..the hem on my cords is coming down

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/06 at 10:26 am

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/06 at 6:07 am

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

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Written By: imadick on 04/22/06 at 6:15 am

Does anyone know what would happen if you put a live pigeon or crow into a microvawe?  ???

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/06 at 6:16 am


Dose anyone know what would happen if you put a live pigeon or crow into a microvawe?  ???
Tell us more?

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Written By: imadick on 04/22/06 at 6:22 am


Tell us more?

  If i knew i wouldnt be asking a question here, i asked it here coz i find the question itself useless, does anyone know what would happen?
  I guess it might shrink :P

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/06 at 6:24 am


  If i knew i wouldnt be asking a question here, i asked it here coz i find the question itself useless, does anyone know what would happen?
   I guess it might shrink :P
A Gremlin was push into a microwave and exploded in the movie Gremlins, but htat was just a film.

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Written By: Trimac20 on 04/22/06 at 9:21 am

David Bowie has two different coloured eyes...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/06 at 10:10 am


David Bowie has two different coloured eyes...
I cannot really tell?

http://muzyka.kulichki.net/david_bowie/david_bowie4.jpg

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Written By: Trimac20 on 04/22/06 at 2:04 pm


I cannot really tell?

http://muzyka.kulichki.net/david_bowie/david_bowie4.jpg


You have to look closely...

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Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/06 at 8:08 am

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

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