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Subject: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 9:37 am
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 9:39 am
Oliver Cromwell - Monty Python
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 9:41 am
The Love of Richard Nixon - Manic Street Preachers
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 9:42 am
I feel like Buddy Holly - Alvin Stardust
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 9:43 am
^ love that song :)
Michael Caine - Madness
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 9:48 am
I love that one too ^. 8)
John Kettley is a weatherman - Tribe of Toffs
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 9:49 am
When Smokey Sings - ABC
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: karen on 10/06/05 at 9:54 am
Jackie Wilson Said - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 9:58 am
Or according to Top of the Pops, 'Jockie Wilson said'. ;D
Touched by the hands of Ciccliolina - Pop will eat itself
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 10:03 am
Robert De Niro's Waiting - Bananarama
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 10:07 am
There's a guy works fown the chip shop swears he's Elvis - Kirsty McColl
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 10:10 am
Calling Elvis - Dire Straits
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: karen on 10/06/05 at 10:11 am
Or according to Top of the Pops, 'Jockie Wilson said'. ;D
Wasn't sure if anyone else would remember that!!
Sweet Gene Vincent - ian Dury and the Blockheads
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 10:24 am
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham!
"You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 10:33 am
Wasn't sure if anyone else would remember that!!
I remember seeing it on TOTP2. I thought it was hilarious! ;D
Shakespeare's way with words - One True Voice
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 10:35 am
Man on the Moon - R.E.M.
"Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/06/05 at 10:48 am
Buddy Holly
~Weezer
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FaultyDog on 10/06/05 at 10:53 am
Rattlesnakes - Lloyd Cole & the Commotions
"She looks like Eva Marie Saint in On The Waterfront"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FaultyDog on 10/06/05 at 10:54 am
(I've) Never been to me - Charlene
"I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed them what I've got"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 11:13 am
Einstein a go-go - Landscape
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 11:55 am
John Wayne is Big Leggy - Haysi Fantayzee
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FaultyDog on 10/06/05 at 4:13 pm
James Brown is dead - LA Style
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 7:49 pm
Rosanna - Toto
written about Rosanna Arquette
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FaultyDog on 10/08/05 at 2:06 am
I remember Elvis Presley - Danny Mirror
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/08/05 at 2:15 am
Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn
Saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 2:59 am
We Didn't Start The Fire ~ Billy Joel (a whole host of names)
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Johnny Ray, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, Sugar Ray, Brando, Eisenhower, England's got a new queen, Maciano, Liberace, Santayana, Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser, Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron, Einstein, James Dean, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Bardot, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Charles de Gaulle, Starkwether, Buddy Holly, Castro, U2, payola and Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Hemingway, Eichman, Dylan, Lawrence of Arabia, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, J.F.K., Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, Begin, Reagan, Ayatollah, Sally Ride and Bernie Goetz.
By the way, Wheel of Fortune gets a mention too.
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/05 at 4:47 pm
Glenn Miller's band was playing better than before.
Reminiscing-Little River Band
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/10/05 at 5:17 pm
Just Like Fred Astaire - James
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/11/05 at 8:17 pm
Michael Jackson-Fatboy Slim
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/12/05 at 12:02 pm
I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman ~ Whistling Jack Smith
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Tanya1976 on 10/12/05 at 12:04 pm
Dinner with Gershwin - Donna Summer
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/12/05 at 12:11 pm
Genius of Love - Tom Tom Club
"Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins"
"Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson"
"Wailin' and shakin' to Bob Marley"
"Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie"
"Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow"
"James Brown"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: nally on 10/12/05 at 12:12 pm
Don't Let Me Get Me - Pink
(mentions Britney Spears in the second verse)
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/12/05 at 12:17 pm
I'm Your Man - Wham!
Andrew Ridgley (of Wham!) is mentioned in the song.. "He's brave, he's tough, Mr. Ridgley, do your stuff"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: nally on 10/12/05 at 3:04 pm
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
(he mentions Will Smith, Carson Daly, and other famous names in the lyrics)
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 12:39 pm
Abraham Martin And John ~ Marvin Gaye
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/16/05 at 4:23 pm
Disney Girls-Art Garfunkel
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/16/05 at 8:21 pm
James Dean - The Eagles
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/17/05 at 8:13 am
Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan
Aretha Franklin
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/17/05 at 8:16 am
Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin) - Scritti Politti
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/17/05 at 8:23 am
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Neil Young
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/17/05 at 8:24 am
Vogue - Madonna
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean, on the cover of a magazine
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/17/05 at 8:25 am
Moviestar - Harpo
Steve McQueen
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/17/05 at 8:28 am
Steve McQueen - Sheryl Crow
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/17/05 at 8:35 am
Robert De Niro's Waiting - Bananarama
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/17/05 at 8:38 am
Nightshift - Commodores
"Marvin, he was a friend of mine"
"Marvin sang of the joy and pain"
"Jackie (Jackie), hey what'you doing now"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/18/05 at 11:06 am
Celluloid Heroes-The Kinks
Don't step on Greta Garbo as you walk down the boulevard.
Rudolph Valentino, looks very much alive
Avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi
But stand close by Bette Davis
George Sanders would still have style
And if you stamped on Mickey Rooney
But please don't tread on dearest Marilyn
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/21/05 at 1:57 pm
Kevin Carter - Manic Street Preachers
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/05 at 6:33 pm
Jesus, He Loves Me-Genesis
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/21/05 at 7:17 pm
dressed up like a million dollar trooper
trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Puttin' On The Ritz-Taco
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/05 at 8:09 pm
Mister Sandman-The Chordettes
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: alyceclover on 10/21/05 at 9:10 pm
Jack the Ripper...LL Cool Jay
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/05 at 3:19 pm
Hey Jack Kerouac-10,000 Maniacs
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/23/05 at 6:52 pm
Fiesta! - The Pogues
Mentions Cait O'Riordan and James Fearnley in the song, two members of The Pogues
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: nally on 10/23/05 at 6:53 pm
"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies (mentions LeAnn Rimes, Harrison Ford, and Bert Kampfert)
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/25/05 at 11:02 am
Faron Young - Prefab Sprout
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: karen on 10/25/05 at 11:15 am
Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/25/05 at 11:42 am
Be My Yoko Ono - Barenaked Ladies
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/25/05 at 8:00 pm
Just Like Jesse James-Cher
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/28/05 at 7:11 pm
No One - 2 Unlimited
"No one knows you're real unknown, like Janet Jackson as the way love goes"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Morton on 10/28/05 at 7:12 pm
Gorillaz "Dirty Harry"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/28/05 at 7:19 pm
Gorillaz "Dirty Harry"
u mean Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz? :)
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/05 at 7:22 pm
I Fell In Love With John Foster Dulles-Carol Burnett
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Morton on 10/28/05 at 7:25 pm
u mean Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz? :)
No, they're next release from the "Demon Days" album is a song called "Dirty Harry"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/05 at 7:30 pm
Yeah, but Dirty Harry isn't a real person. :-\\
Kiss of Kathleen Turner-Falco
No, they're next release from the "Demon Days" album is a song called "Dirty Harry"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Morton on 10/28/05 at 7:31 pm
Yeah, but Dirty Harry isn't a real person. :-\\
Kiss of Kathleen Turner-Falco
Sorry
The Androids "Do It With Madonna"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/05 at 7:34 pm
Andy Warhol-David Bowie
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 10/31/05 at 5:47 pm
I Lost on Jeopardy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Don Pardo, Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Valhalla on 11/01/05 at 12:38 am
Picasso's Last Words-Paul McCartney and Wings
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/05 at 1:49 pm
Longfellow Serenade-Neil Diamond
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: alyceclover on 11/01/05 at 9:26 pm
Muhummad Ali, The Black Superman....Johnny Wakelin & The Kinshasa Band
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 11/02/05 at 1:48 am
Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
"Poor old Johnnie Ray, sounded sad upon the radio"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: chiefyamick on 11/02/05 at 1:57 am
Celebrity- Brad Paisley
"I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 11/03/05 at 12:59 am
Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny) - Elton John
Written about John Lennon"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: chiefyamick on 11/03/05 at 1:06 am
Counting Crows- "Mr. Jones"
I wanna be Bob Dylan
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Valhalla on 11/03/05 at 9:46 am
I Am the Walrus-The Beatles
"...kicking Edgar Allan Poe"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/03/05 at 7:43 pm
Martin Scorsese-King Missile
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: stingr22 on 11/04/05 at 2:28 am
Ain't Even Done With The Night - John Cougar
lyrics:
You got your hands
In my back pockets
And Sam Cooke`s
Singing on the radio
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/04/05 at 7:08 pm
R.O.C.K. In The USA-John Cougar Mellencamp
Blind faith in Jesus
There was Frankie Lyman-Bobby Fuller-Mitch Ryder
(They were Rockin')
Jackie Wilson-Shangra-las-Young Rascals
(They were Rockin')
Spotlight on Martha Reeves
Let's don't forget James Brown
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 11/05/05 at 11:20 pm
Merry Christmas in the NFL - Willis Vigorish
"And what with my wonderin' eyes should be seen but Howard Cosell in a black limousine"
"Hey Cosell, how about next Christmas bringing Don Meredith"
"Hey there's Pete Rosell"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: stingr22 on 11/06/05 at 1:27 am
Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police
It`s no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/06/05 at 1:29 am
Right Before your Eyes-America
just like Greta Garbo,
starin' like there's no tomorrow
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: stingr22 on 11/06/05 at 1:32 am
Vogue - Madonna
Lots of people...
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rodgers, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/05 at 3:06 pm
U2 - Elvis Presley & America
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 12/04/05 at 12:15 am
Alexander Graham Bell - Sweet
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/04/05 at 1:12 am
Runnin' Down A Dream by Tom Petty
It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin
Trees flew by, me and Del were singin little Runaway
I was flyin
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/05 at 8:12 am
Robin Hood ~ Dick James
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: whistledog on 04/14/06 at 10:52 pm
Don't Marry Her - The Beautiful South
"She'll grab your Sandra Bullocks, and slowly raise her knee. Don't marry her, have me "
An alternate version of this song appears as ...
"She'll grab your sweaty bollocks, and slowly raise her knee. Don't marry her, fuсk me "
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/15/06 at 2:15 pm
Up Against The Wall ~ Tom Robinson Band
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/07 at 5:31 am
Johnny Mathis' Feet ~ American Music Club
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 2:31 pm
Jesus ~ Cliff Richard
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: star80 on 03/29/08 at 8:41 am
The Ballad of Hank Williams ~ Hank Williams, Jr.
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 3:20 pm
"With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear"
Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello And The Attractions
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/08 at 8:48 am
Hello ~ The Beloved
With a host of names:
"so welcome to the world, yeah...
all you late-comers, just step onboard
i'm happy, glad you came
so welcome home again!
sometimes i feel we must be going mad
hello peter, hello paul
saints and sinners, welcome all
tommy cannon and bobby ball
hello, hello, hello, hello
consider, if you will
this great big question, unanswered still
oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
the colour blue and the colour green?
sometimes i feel we must be going mad
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
hello, hello, hello, hello...
so welcome to the team
oh, have you worked it out yet?
yeah - the riddle, i mean
what's the answer?
it's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be
sometimes i feel that the whole world's going mad
mork and mindy, brian hayes
barry humphries and paris grey
little neepsie, chris and do
hello, hello, hello, hello...
billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
hello, hello, hello, hello...
charlie parker, charlie brown
leslie crowther, come on down
mary wilson, di and flo
hello, hello, hello, hello...
sir bufton tufton, jean paul sartre
zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer
andre previn and the lso
hello, hello, hello, hello...
hello!"
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/08 at 2:13 am
Strong by Robbie Williams:
My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when Im drunk I dance like me dad
Ive started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like kiss but without the make up
And thats a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my lifes a mess
And Im trying to grow so before
Im old Ill confess
You think that Im strong youre wrong
Youre wrong
Ill sing my song my song my song
My beds full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause buttons broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I dont need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my lifes a mess
And its starting to show so before
Im old Ill confess
You think that Im strong youre wrong
Youre wrong
Ill sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again Id be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
Im still young were still young
Lifes too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my lifes a mess
And Im trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my lifes a mess
And Im trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my lifes a mess
And Im trying to grow
You think that Im strong youre wrong
Youre wrong
Ill sing my song my song my song
You think that Im strong youre wrong
Youre wrong
Ill sing my song my song my song
Lifes too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You dont have to take the blame
Lifes too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You dont have to take the blame
Lifes too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You dont have to take the blame
Subject: Re: Songs with a famous person's name in the title or lyrics
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/08 at 2:19 am
My Baby Just Cares For Me ~ Nina Simone
"Liz Taylor is not his styleT
And even Lana Turner's smile"