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Subject: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/28/06 at 10:07 pm

teach me how to play the guitar...I really wanna learn to rock out to some Ramones songs! ;)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/06 at 12:55 am


teach me how to play the guitar...I really wanna learn to rock out to some Ramones songs! ;)
There are many good teach yourself books around, and you do not need an expemsive guitar.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/29/06 at 8:59 am


There are many good teach yourself books around, and you do not need an expemsive guitar.



maybe I will look into it someday soon! ;)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/29/06 at 9:00 am

....give me more items to sell on Ebay

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: danootaandme on 04/29/06 at 9:09 am


....give me more items to sell on Ebay


Get a slice of Wonder Bread, do an outline of the Madonna in lemon juice, throw in the toaster,
make yourself a couple of thousand, what could be easier?  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: KKay on 04/29/06 at 11:05 am

become my anonymous benefactor.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/29/06 at 3:20 pm


Get a slice of Wonder Bread, do an outline of the Madonna in lemon juice, throw in the toaster,
make yourself a couple of thousand, what could be easier?   ;)   ;D



actually a funny story similiar to this....one time Beth and I were being goofy (this was during the time that people were trying to sell chewing gum supposedly chewed by Britney Spears on Ebay) and we tried to sell a twice licked lollipop...and there were people actually watching the item (thinking about bidding on it)...but then Ebay shut the auction down early (damn them ;))...that would have been hilarious if someone would have bought that!! ;D :D

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 04/29/06 at 3:25 pm

...put a stop sign on my street so that nobody would SPEED down it anymore. >:(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/06 at 3:34 pm


...put a stop sign on my street so that nobody would SPEED down it anymore. >:(
We have sleeping policemen here, in other words humps in the road, or is it your street is a main thoroughfare?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/29/06 at 8:31 pm

....stop smoking so much weed out in the back alley (our neighbors)...because I get high just breathing in the air whenever I am coming out of my garage. ::)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: whistledog on 04/29/06 at 8:44 pm

... code MySpace HTML for me, so I don't have to

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 05/01/06 at 10:44 pm


We have sleeping policemen here, in other words humps in the road, or is it your street is a main thoroughfare?

No, my street is not a main thoroughfare at all. In fact, they are all residential streets, the speed limit of which is 25 MPH unless otherwise posted.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/02/06 at 1:52 am

To quote Seargent Stedanko, from "Nice Dreams" (1984):

"The only way to catch a doper, is when you yourself become a smoker.
The surest way to make them bleed, is when you bust their ass, & steal their weed."

-Not that I would PERSONALLY do that. I'd recommend a high-powered nozzle, some stink bombs, and a sweaty 450 lb. woman, named Kim Wallace. :o

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 05/02/06 at 12:37 pm

...bump up "Words Link" and/or "Link The Songs"; those are two of my favourite threads!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/02/06 at 10:54 pm

Start a thread about linking band members.....
Hmmmmmmm.......
Idea flashes thru brain.....
'Scuse me!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Bobby on 05/05/06 at 6:46 am

. . . give me some money. I'm skint and it's only the start of the month!  :o

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: KKay on 05/05/06 at 8:53 am

bring me a big lunch

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/06 at 4:26 am


bring me a big lunch
...a large breakfast will d me fine.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: KKay on 05/08/06 at 8:37 am

of breakfast in bed!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: La Roche on 05/08/06 at 9:05 am

.. drown Alice in the harbor.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: KKay on 05/08/06 at 9:20 am


.. drown Alice in the harbor.


UGH...she's killing me today!!!!
"that woman is always on a diet..but it comes to a point where you're not even living!! you have to live a little! she'lll die and regret her life!!"

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/08/06 at 12:48 pm

give me magical powers so that I could point my finger at someone and turn them into something gross! ;)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/06 at 12:50 pm


give me magical powers so that I could point my finger at someone and turn them into something gross! ;)
Don't we all?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/08/06 at 12:51 pm


Don't we all?



yes, definitely!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/08/06 at 12:52 pm

destroy all remaining bell-bottom pants from history! :D

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 07/01/07 at 11:57 am

....applaud me. No one has done so in the past four days. :(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: spaceace on 07/01/07 at 12:24 pm


....applaud me. No one has done so in the past four days. :(


Someone just did. :)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/07 at 2:32 pm


....applaud me. No one has done so in the past four days. :(
Just in case!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/01/07 at 9:56 pm

....turn back the time about 20 years.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: whistledog on 07/01/07 at 10:04 pm

... cancel all the reality shows on TV and then bring back great sitcoms

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/07 at 2:30 am


... cancel all the reality shows on TV and then bring back great sitcoms
I'll sign the petition for that!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 09/24/07 at 6:07 pm


... cancel all the reality shows on TV and then bring back great sitcoms


LOL! Good idea!!


I'll sign the petition for that!

I would do that too!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: KKay on 10/04/07 at 9:24 pm

drive me to the Beer Garden - I wanna go see a band but i'm really lazy and don't feel like driving.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/04/07 at 10:12 pm


drive me to the Beer Garden - I wanna go see a band but i'm really lazy and don't feel like driving.
no problem, I can be there in about 84 hours  8)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: La Roche on 10/04/07 at 10:20 pm


no problem, I can be there in about 84 hours  8)


Eh, 15.

But she wont let me use her car.. so out of principal I refuse.

She never let me use it! Jerk!  >:(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/04/07 at 10:27 pm


Eh, 15.

But she wont let me use her car.. so out of principal I refuse.

She never let me use it! Jerk!  >:(
then I'll pick you up in 68.5 hours, and we'll pick her up 15 hours later

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: La Roche on 10/04/07 at 10:29 pm


then I'll pick you up in 68.5 hours, and we'll pick her up 15 hours later


Fair do's.

I call shotgun.

Can we go to white castle?
Can we turn the radio up?
Can we have the windows down?
Can we pick up a hitcher?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/05/07 at 2:05 am

Grant me the power to give my wife a hint about something, so she'll just do it.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 2:06 am

...ditch daytime television

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/15/07 at 7:53 pm

....find a shortcut from here to California. :-\\

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/15/07 at 11:24 pm

...Recognize my talent as a singer, and give me the damn break I need.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: ninny on 11/16/07 at 9:33 am


...Recognize my talent as a singer, and give me the damn break I need.

What kind of music to you sing?

I wish someone would stop my husband & daughter from fighting >:(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/16/07 at 2:31 pm


What kind of music to you sing?


I have sung almost every style of music in the known "civilized" world.
If you want more info, PM me.

IWSW....tell my mother to have a Coke & a smile & shut the (CENSORED) up!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/17/07 at 4:19 pm


I have sung almost every style of music in the known "civilized" world.
If you want more info, PM me.

IWSW....tell my mother to have a Coke & a smile & shut the (CENSORED) up!
Gregorian Chant?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: TigerMystic on 11/18/07 at 4:31 pm

IWSW come into my life who could truly relate to me and my disabilities.  :\'(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 12/05/07 at 1:42 pm

...suggest a better way for me to manage my time. :-\\

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: ninny on 12/05/07 at 1:44 pm

make my mother-in-law not be such a BITCH

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/17/07 at 2:49 pm

...bump this thread!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/17/07 at 4:52 pm

...finally get it through to the media that the vast majority of people do not want to hear about murders, rapes, assaults, and every other crime under the sun, day after day, "news" story after "news" story.  >:(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/21/07 at 4:22 am

...improve the transport system in London.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: ninny on 12/21/07 at 7:02 am

Invent a transporter,so you can beam from one place to another.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Tia on 12/21/07 at 7:04 am

...quit trying to be helpful. >:(

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/21/07 at 8:08 am


Invent a transporter,so you can beam from one place to another.
...other than a car?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 01/22/08 at 1:52 pm


...bump this thread!

Wish granted! O0

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/22/08 at 6:29 pm

...time me what time it is for I should be in bed ages ago.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 09/11/09 at 1:19 pm

...bump the "Person Below Me" thread, because I think I made a good post in there...and it has gone unanswered for the past 3 weeks. :-[

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Frank on 09/11/09 at 3:28 pm

Everyone would respect each other.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/10/10 at 6:17 am

....schedule better programs on tv.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: ninny on 01/10/10 at 7:38 am

solve everyone's problems

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Christie Marie M on 01/20/10 at 5:47 pm

...help the economy...maybe.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Frank on 01/20/10 at 7:52 pm

come back

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/21/10 at 6:04 am


come back
Ditto!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 01/24/10 at 12:29 am


Everyone would respect each other.

Ditto. O0

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/31/10 at 4:28 am


Ditto. O0
Double ditto!!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 11:17 pm

... bring back more old threads

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 03/12/14 at 11:21 pm


... bring back more old threads

I would...but I'd feel awkward doing that if the last person to post in such a thread was me. (I mean, I don't necessarily wanna respond to my own post.)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 11:38 pm

I wish someone would like IMing again. 

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/17/14 at 5:35 am


... bring back more old threads
I am trying to think subjects for new ones.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/14 at 2:58 pm


I am trying to think subjects for new ones.
ditto!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 07/19/14 at 5:08 pm


I am trying to think subjects for new ones.

ditto!

Sometimes I try to do that as well!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/14 at 6:01 am


Sometimes I try to do that as well!
I had one, but now I've forgotten

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/01/15 at 5:01 am

Clear Facebook of TextSpeak

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/03/15 at 3:07 pm

invent a bacon latte.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/10/15 at 6:36 am


invent a bacon latte.
Go ahead, the patent is yours!

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/15 at 4:39 pm


Go ahead, the patent is yours!

I was just phrasing a commercial, but someone with be crazy enough.


invent something that would correct identity theft.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/15 at 12:44 pm


I was just phrasing a commercial, but someone with be crazy enough.


invent something that would correct identity theft.
..take out someone else's identity instead?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/17/15 at 3:27 pm

...develop a cure for sleeping feet.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/08/15 at 9:07 am


...develop a cure for sleeping feet.
...give your feet a pillow of their own?

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/15 at 7:37 am

...pick it and start all over again.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 10/12/15 at 10:19 pm

...bump up the Link/Chain The Songs thread, as well as the Songs A-Z(ish) thread. (I think I was the last person to post on all three of them.)

(And I think all three of them are on page three of this section.)

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/15 at 10:10 pm

join us in playing this thread.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Ripley on 11/06/15 at 1:41 pm

I wish someone would brush my hair as it feels good lol

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/15 at 1:10 am

invent a digital Satellite system that doesn't mess up in inclimate weather.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:30 am

...guarantee a good film.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/01/15 at 11:00 pm

...actually stop identity theft.

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: nally on 12/01/15 at 11:03 pm


...actually stop identity theft.

Ditto!!

...and do the same to telemarket calls, as they are invasive of people's privacy!! 8-P

Subject: Re: I Wish Someone Would...

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/16 at 4:56 pm


...actually stop identity theft.

Ditto!!

...and do the same to telemarket calls, as they are invasive of people's privacy!! 8-P
With all this scamming in the world, it is all getting out of hand.

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