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Subject: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 8:18 am

We have seen Freddy vs. Jason.  Now it's your turn.
Real or fictional; choose two people to fight.

Here is what inspired the thread...
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/Kevin_Spacey_x2-copy.jpg


and in my opinion John Doe would win.  I mean, if Soze had to keep up the Verbal Kimt persona, then sure.  I don't know if Soze can fight mano a mano, but John sure can.


Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 8:29 am

http://www.poster.net/norton-edward/norton-edward-photo-edward-norton-6201816.jpg

Edward Norton

Vs.

Brad Pitt

http://www.celebopedia.com/pitt/images/brad_pitt.jpg

This would be a tough fight, for two reasons.
First of all Edward is a man on the edge, this is both an advantage and disadvantage, the advantageous part is that it allows him to go beyond the pale of a normal human.. however, it also allows Brad to get in to his head.
The second reason it'll be such a tough fight is that both men know each other inside and out.
I would lean toward Edward winning this.
Brad may beat him psychologically and cripple him for any future encounter, but "Put your fuc.kin mouth on the curb." is the ultimate finishing maneuver.

Edward by KO in 14:54.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 8:36 am

^ nice.  i agree cuz, doesn't ed have like 5 inches and 20 pounds on brad?

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 8:37 am


^ nice.  i agree cuz, doesn't ed have like 5 inches and 20 pounds on brad?


Probably.

Plus, Ed's got his whole crew backing him up!

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 10:17 am

you mean movie ed and brad, yes? in real life they've both surely had so much plastic surgery they could never endure the slightest violence to those gorgeous pusses. they'd deflate like macy's day floats.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 10:18 am

who would win....
tia or davey?
howard or stepchan?
hawk or badfinger?

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 10:24 am


who would win....
tia or davey?
actually giving davey an open chance to brag? foolish girl.

i'm more curious about tia vs. tony!

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-751.jpg

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-756.jpg

she was just barely able to eke out a draw by exploiting the mind-control-device advantage in violation of sporting rules last time, but i think she'd kill in a rematch.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 10:26 am


actually giving davey an open chance to brag? foolish girl.

i'm more curious about tia vs. tony!

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-751.jpg

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-756.jpg




but the choice of pictures...he looks like he's ready to open up a can of whupass and she looks like she's yelling...."MoMMMMMMmmm!!!!"

any comment on my first duo?

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 10:28 am

yeah, that's what the fight was like. cuz he was mind controlled, he was all terminator-esque. and she was all coping with sibling betrayal while trying to keep from getting killed. it was all very shakespearean.

how about... hilary vs. britney? joan jett vs. pat benatar? george w. bush vs. al gore?

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 1:06 pm


any comment on my first duo?


Awwwww

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 1:20 pm

http://www.popmatters.com/features/godzilla/images/1ward1.jpg

vs.

http://www.popmatters.com/features/godzilla/images/1ward4.jpg??????????

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 1:35 pm


http://www.popmatters.com/features/godzilla/images/1ward1.jpg

vs.

http://www.popmatters.com/features/godzilla/images/1ward4.jpg??????????


Oooooooooohhhhhh, that's a good one.

I'm gonna say new Godzilla only because he seems bigger than old Godzilla.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 1:45 pm


Oooooooooohhhhhh, that's a good one.

I'm gonna say new Godzilla only because he seems bigger than old Godzilla.
it's a question about which i've devoted far too much thought...

http://www.popmatters.com/features/godzilla/1ward.shtml

"In junior high school, my friends and I would sometimes take a break from pulling the wings off insects to speculate about the prowess of fictional superheroes. This speculation usually took the form of debates over who would win in wildly improbable confrontations, spanning genres, decades, and media, and they are the reason why I know that in a fair fight the Terminator would beat Robocop, an Imperial star destroyer would destroy the U.S.S. Enterprise, and Bugs Bunny would outsmart Jerry the mouse.

Of course, in hindsight it's hard to say what might constitute a "fair fight" for the purposes of such speculation. These characters and machines come from such disparate fictional environments that imagining them ever meeting, let alone fighting, requires quite a liberal flight of fancy. Fine points like this are often lost on 12-year-olds, though, and certainly never stopped us from, say, comparing the combative skills of Rocky Balboa and Bruce Lee until we'd nearly come to blows ourselves.

Fortunately, these childhood debates have given me the critical acumen needed to assert, with the aid of supporting evidence, that Toho Productions' Godzilla could whip Roland Emmerich's Godzilla back to the Jazz Age. By "Toho Productions' Godzilla", I mean the impossibly formidable Japanese original

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tam on 08/23/06 at 1:48 pm

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RtupoexEEHABHYOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=12eibkhkb/EXP=1156444969/**http%3a//thebosh.com/archives/lindsay-lohan-loves-xtinda.jpg

OR

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq..ouxE4LUA74.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=12bjkhp7d/EXP=1156445246/**http%3a//www.gsm4u.cz/Obrazy/Paris_Hilton-Sidekick_01.jpg

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 2:01 pm

Which Chris Walken bad guy would win a fight in an alley?  a dance - off?

Zorin from A View To A Kill
http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/avtak/avtakcomimages/villainszoringun.jpg
Frank in King of New York
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/21/king.jpg
True Romance
http://www.zetaminor.com/images/dvd_review_images/true_romance/true_walken.jpg
At Close Range
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030311/172442__closerange_l.jpg
Max Schreck in Batman
http://www.xenix.ch/archiv/maerz00/img_maerz00/batman.jpg

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 2:09 pm

a. i'd be rooting for lindsay but paris would probably win. and

b. none of the above; the weird character he plays in annie hall.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 2:15 pm


a. i'd be rooting for lindsay but paris would probably win. and

b. none of the above; the weird character he plays in annie hall.


but the brother Duane in annie hall is not bent on world domination like these men; he's just strange. 

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 2:15 pm


a. i'd be rooting for lindsay but paris would probably win. and



same here.. no, i think lindsay could snap paris like a twig, but i think paris carries a tazer on her.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: Tia on 08/23/06 at 2:16 pm


but the brother Duane in annie hall is not bent on world domination like these men; he's just strange. 
which would give him the element of surprise!

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 2:43 pm

Prince Edmund Plantagenet,
Edmund Lord Blackadder,
E. Blackadder Esquire or...
Captain Blackadder?

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/23/06 at 2:49 pm


Prince Edmund Plantagenet,
Edmund Lord Blackadder,
E. Blackadder Esquire or...
Captain Blackadder?


ooooohhhh...captain blackadder. he used his fists more than the others. he hit everyone alot. and he was armed with a gun.
and fed up with many generations of bad karma.

what do you think?

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 2:57 pm


ooooohhhh...captain blackadder. he used his fists more than the others. he hit everyone alot. and he was armed with a gun.
and fed up with many generations of bad karma.

what do you think?


I'd have to agree...

In a fatal four way, the prince would be eliminated first, then servant esquire, then Lord Blackadder and Captain Blackadder would finally win.

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 10:03 am

the cast of M*A*S*H locked in a fight cage.
i think maybe Frank...he's got so much anger bottled up inside him- he's a lit fuse.  Maybe Klinger cuz he's so desperate to get back to the states.



http://ratcage.com/tv/mash/images/mash-cast2.jpg

Subject: Re: Who would win?

Written By: La Roche on 08/26/06 at 9:55 am


the cast of M*A*S*H locked in a fight cage.
i think maybe Frank...he's got so much anger bottled up inside him- he's a lit fuse.  Maybe Klinger cuz he's so desperate to get back to the states.



http://ratcage.com/tv/mash/images/mash-cast2.jpg


Which one looked like Kramer.. or possibly was Kramer? He would win.

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