songs with food in them...also wait staff, utensils and other restaurant stuff.

I f I had a rock and Roll Restaurant, I would serve....


Juke Box Hero- Foreigner

Shake, Rattle and Roll - Billy Haley and the Comets

Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy....Meatballs.
The Who

I'd want any sort of..

Meat Sandwich - GWAR.

Of course....


Meatloaf.

Soup For One - Chic (1982)

If we had an Inthe00s restaurant, I"d have a Whistledog! ::)

but for now i'll have
Bop Stew- Phil Woods

Alice's Restaurant





Cat

Cheeseburger in Paradise- Jimmy Buffet

Bread

Alice's Restaurant





Cat


I've been to the real Alice's Restaurant  :)

Lollipop - Chordettes

Hot Lunch- The Cast of Fame

Mashed Potato Time - Dee Dee Sharp

and maybe something from the Van Halen 'Ice Cream Man'.

you'll see
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant- Billy Joel

Sorry about that whole String Cheese Incident.

Strawberry Fields Forever

Glass Onion

and Savoy Truffle

Breakfast In America ~ Supertramp

with Hot Sauce by Thomas Dolby

Rat In Mi Kitchen ~ UB40

one bad apple- osmonds

Little Green Apples ~  Roger Miller

Grease ~ Frankie Valli

Peaches- Presidents of the United States of America


and with that, I am off my shift. see you at dinner!

Sugar, Sugar - The Archies  (but only a little since I am diabetic  ;D )

Red Red Wine ~ UB40

Cold as Ice - Foreigner

Cherry Pie ~ Warrant

Brown Sugar-Rolling Stones

Last Mango in Paris-Jimmy Buffett
Beer Goggles-Neal McCoy

Korn

Vanilla Fudge

American Pie- don maclean

A Taste of Honey-Beatles
Alcohol-Brad Paisley

Black Coffee in Bed- Squeeze

Humble Pie

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Bowling For Soup

Honey honey- Abba

I've always thought that soup is good food - Dead Kennedys

adam's apple- aerosmith

Cherry Pie - Warrant

A taste of honey (Sukiyaki)

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro

Probably not very tasty but...

A Flock of seagulls

The Chicken Song - Spitting Image

Need a little of these in your tacos:


Green Onions - Booker T & The MGs

Good for those casserole dishes...

Hot Tuna

Popcorn - Hot Butter

Frozen Orange Juice ~ Peter Sarstedt

Rum and Coca Cola - The Andrew Sisters

Scrambled Eggs, the original title for Yesterday by Paul McCartney

Cream - Prince

Green Jell-o (I think that was the original name of Green Day)

Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones

Peanuts- The Police

Black Coffee ~ All Saints

Steak and Shrimp- uncle kracker

Too Many Fish ~ Frankie Knuckles featuring Adeva

Cherry pie- Warrant

Charlie Big Potato ~ Skunk Anansie

Sushi girl.- The Tubes

Rock Lobster - The B-52's

blue oyster cult

Flash and the Pan

Stoned soul picnic- fifth dimension

Sweet Sangria - Tori Amos

Rubber Biscuit- Blues Brothers

The Coffee Song - Frank Sinatra

T Bone- Neil Young

Hawk's Personal 4-Course Meal at "In the '00s":

For Appetizer: I want some Flying Burrito Brothers.
                    Make sure that has "Green Onions" (Booker T & the MGs)

For Entree: I'll take some "Amore" pizza pie (Dean Martin).

Main Course: I believe I'll have Jambalaya (Hank WIlliams, Sr.).

And for Dessert: How 'bout a slice of "American Pie" (Don McLean)?

To Drink: Pork Soda (Primus)

If I think about it, I might even get a to-go order of "Burgers & Fries & Cherry Pies" (Charley Pride)

that was great...

Money - Pink Floyd


(you gotta pay to eat, right?)

and with that money i might get
Too Much Food- jason mraz

Lady Marmalade - LaBelle

Jelly Roll- Nina Simone

Raspberry Beret - Prince

Bowling For Soup

Smile Please (Say Cheese) - Fast Food Rockers

Another Piece Of Meat ~ Scorpions 

Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet

Macarthur Pork ~ Richard Harris

Grapefruit-Juicy Fruit (Jimmy Buffett)

Mean Mister Mustard by The Beatles

Who Threw The Whiskey In the Well?- Buster Poindexter

The salt in my tears - Martin Briley

Grab Dem Cakes- The Junkyard Dog

The Ketchup Song (Asereje) ~ Las Ketchup

Cook With Honey - Judy Collins

Cool Water ~ Frankie Laine

Lemon Tree - Peter, Paul, and Mary

Sandwiches ~ Detroit Grand Pu Bahs

Sweet and sour by Firefall

Honey Pie - Beatles

Spanish Wine ~ Chris White

Rupert Holmes' classic "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Hot Dog - Led Zep

Cold (on the) Shoulder - Gordon Lightfoot

Coconut ~ Harry Nilsson

if you go there late, you can have the
Mignight Special- Creedence

One Meatball - Ry Cooder

Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. (or Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka)

do Fries Go With That Shake?- George Clinton

Mistletoe And Wine ~ Cliff Richard

Cake - Never There

banana republic- boomtown rats

Ice Cream - Sarah McLachlan

Canned Heat

A La Carte....Triumvirat

Strawberry Fair ~ Anthony Newley

Oranges and Lemons - XTC

A Juicy Red Apple ~  Skin Up

Lemon - U2

Supper's Ready....Genesis

Chocolate Cake - Crowded House

Breakfast in America- Supertramp

Coffee And TV ~  Blur

moonlight cocktail- glenn miller

Glass Onion - The Beatles

Big Apple ~ Kajagoogoo

Tequila Sunrise-Eagles

Dinner With Gershwin ~ Donna Summer

Blueberry Hill....Fats Domino

Black Eyed Peas followed by an order of Chocolate (Kylie Minogue)

and
Hot chocolate (the band)

Cherry Pie - Warrant

Country Joe and the Fish

Two Triple Cheese, Side Order of Fries - Commander Cody Band

Spill The Wine - Eric Burdon & War

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer....George Thorogood

Strwaberry Fields Forever - Beatles

Goats Head Soup - The Rolling Stones
and no way do I eat anything that has goat in it, except feta cheese

Vanilla ice, anyone?

If you go to the lounge, you might get the following:

2 More Bottles Of Wine- Emmylou Harris
Whiskey And Wimmen- John Lee Hooker
CC Waterback- George "No Show" Jones & Merle Haggard
Holy Water- Big & Rich
Two Pina Coladas- Garth "Biggest Ego On Earth" Brooks
Scotch & Soda- Bing Crosby

And you might see:
Little Ol' WIne Drinker Me- Dean Martin

and there's always Whiskey In The Jar - Metallica

and there's always Whiskey In The Jar - Metallica


Roger Whittaker, originally.

Roger Whittaker, originally.
Better known by Thin Lizzy

Afternoons And Coffeespoons ~ Crash Test Dummies

Afternoons And Coffeespoons ~ Crash Test Dummies


Nice!
I was one of the few who actually liked them!

Cereal Killer- Green Jello

Meat Pie, Sausage Roll (C'mon England GI's Us A Goal) ~  Grandad Roberts And His Son Elvis

Fish Heads

Roger Whittaker, originally.
does it matter  ;D ?  I like Metallica's version 
 
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow 
Please Go All The Way - The Raspberries

...or you could 'Linger' over your meal with The Cranberries.

What, you want "Breakfast At Tiffany's ", or something?

What, you want "Breakfast At Tiffany's ", or something?

Nah, the scene with the cat always makes me cry.  How about some Rock Lobster (B52s)?

Jose Cuervo (you are a friend of mine) by Shelly West

Chocolate Girl by Deacon Blue - or are we heading toward cannabalism here?

Cinnamon Girl - Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Pancake - Tori Amos

Strawberry Gashes - Jack Off Jill.


Of course, this all depends on what you think a strawberry gash is.

Strawberry Gashes - Jack Off Jill.


Of course, this all depends on what you think a strawberry gash is.


What is a strawberry gash?

What is a strawberry gash?

You have one, but I don't.

You have one, but I don't.


It's a brain?

;D ha! ha!

It's a brain?


That made me laugh so hard, I nearly crushed my "Crackers' that Barbara Mandrell sent me!

Raspberry Beret ~ Prince & The Revolution

As you finish your meal, you may be served:

Incense & Peppermints (Strawberry Alarm Clock)

And then afterwards if you are lucky...

Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground

In some countries they'd serve:

Cat scratch fever by Ted Nugent

Peanuts - The Police






That made me laugh so hard, I nearly crushed my "Crackers' that Barbara Mandrell sent me!


:) He kinda left himself open there...

Peanuts - The Police





:) He kinda left himself open there...


ya had no choice  ;D

first in my iced tea, then please Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppeard

No sugar in my Black Coffee please- All Saints

I'd like Breakfast in Bed, please - does this restaurant do room service? (UB40 and Chrissie Hynde)

What about some Milk And Toast and Honey - Roxette

Cat's In the Kettle (At the 'Peking Moon')...a parody of the late harry Chapin classic.

our special dessert tonight is *Yellow Matter Custard* dripping from a dead dog's eye

Baked Beans - Mother Goose

Wild Mountain Honey - Steve Miller

Milk & Honey - Beck

The Greatest Love Offal ~ Whitney Houston

The Greatest Love Offal ~ Whitney Houston

Good one lol

Do you want some Titties'n'Beer (Frank Zappa)with that?

Better Than Chocolate - Sarah McLachlan

Better Than Chocolate - Sarah McLachlan

Sweetie,I think you mean Ice Cream,that's the name of the Sarah M. song with the verse "Your love is better than chocolate"
Great song,btw.

Now if you are in the mood for chocolate, we can call Kylie Minogue to sing us Chocolate ;)

Good one lol

Do you want some Titties'n'Beer (Frank Zappa)with that?


Tittes & beer is a Frank Zappa song?

I always thought it was David Allen Coe.

Tittes & beer is a Frank Zappa song?

I always thought it was David Allen Coe.

Let's just say that's a very popular song, i wonder why ::)
Rodney Carrington has a version too.

Let's just say that's a very popular song, i wonder why ::)
Rodney Carrington has a version too.


Yup, two of my favorites.  ;D

You do know a song called Whiskey For My Men,Beer For My Horses by Toby Keith,right?

You do know a song called Whiskey For My Men,Beer For My Horses by Toby Keith,right?


Yup.. although Toby Keitch sucks.

Straight Tequila Night - John Anderson  (lots of action at the bar in this restaurant  ;D )

Yup.. although Toby Keitch sucks.



Yes he does but he's right about that one :P

You know beer is never mentioned in The Power Of Positive Drinking(Lou Reed).

Eggy Sue ~  Buddy Holly

Peaches - The Stranglers

Green Jell-o (I think that was the original name of Green Day)


Close, but not quite. Green Jell

TV Dinners - ZZ Top

Cutie Pie - One Way

I hear


She don't use Jellly- Flaming Lips