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Subject: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 11/30/07 at 7:22 pm
OK. I got this idea from another site. It's a lot of fun! :)
The game is called Corrupt a Wish.
Poster #1 writes out a wish for something. For example, "I wish money grew on trees."
The next poster grants the previous person's wish, but includes a "down" or con side to the granted wish. For example, "Granted, but the trees are all 2-miles tall and you can't reach the branches to pluck the money." Then he writes out his own wish.
Have fun! And watch what you wish for! ;)
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I wish I had a laptop computer.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 11/30/07 at 8:46 pm
Hope this is right....Granted but the keys are missing
I wish for a new car
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 11/30/07 at 8:49 pm
Granted, but before you have a chance to drive it, it gets it by a train
I wish for a hot trophy wife.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 11/30/07 at 9:08 pm
Granted, but you will lose your eyesight
I wish for a GPS
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 11/30/07 at 10:00 pm
Granted, but you will lose your eyesight
I wish for a GPS
Granted, but the satelite that sends it a signal gets hit by space debris.
I wish I had infinite wishes.
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/30/07 at 10:06 pm
Granted...but in order for that to happen...you have to be a lifelong love slave to Michael Jackson.
I wish that someone I love could be near me now.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 11/30/07 at 10:11 pm
Granted...but in order for that to happen...you have to be a lifelong love slave to Michael Jackson.
I wish that someone I love could be near me now.
How can I corrupt a sincere wish? :-\\
Granted. In terms of the entire universe, even 4000 miles is "near".
I wish for world peace (Miss America moment!)
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/30/07 at 10:13 pm
How can I corrupt a sincere wish? :-\\
Granted. In terms of the entire universe, even 4000 miles is "near".
I wish for world peace (Miss America moment!)
Ant
thank you for that^:)
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 11/30/07 at 10:17 pm
thank you for that^:)
You're welcome. Now you have to somehow shoot down world peace. :D
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 12:25 am
Granted, but the world in which is given peace is one that shows no intellegent life.
I wish everything was perfect.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/01/07 at 2:44 am
Granted, but there will never be a loser in the Super Bowl or World Series. It will always end in a TIE
I wish I were an all-star professional baseball player 8)
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 7:01 am
Granted, but there will never be a loser in the Super Bowl or World Series. It will always end in a TIE
I wish I were an all-star professional baseball player 8)
Nice, you could share a smoke with Daryl Strawberry, a needle with Mark Magwire, and a room with Barry Bonds
I wish I had married money when I had my looks
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 10:50 am
Nice, you could share a smoke with Daryl Strawberry, a needle with Mark Magwire, and a room with Barry Bonds
I wish I had married money when I had my looks
Granted, one word: Bankruptcy
I wish my cell phone actually worked.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 1:05 pm
Granted, but now the only calls you get are from telemarketers.
I wish I had a home of my own.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 1:52 pm
Granted, but home is relative and you're given a cardboard box
I wish I had ten billion dollars.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 2:21 pm
Okay, but they are Monopoly Dollars
I wish I could travel more
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 2:44 pm
Okay, but they are Monopoly Dollars
I wish I could travel more
Okay, but you can only visit slums and disgusting 3rd World countries.
I wish I have ultimate power!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/01/07 at 5:44 pm
Okay, but you can only visit slums and disgusting 3rd World countries.
I wish I have ultimate power!
Okay but you get weaker with every use
I wish for a vacation home
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 5:45 pm
^There's a nice little Katrina Cottage with your name on it
I wish for good health
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 5:51 pm
^There's a nice little Katrina Cottage with your name on it
I wish for good health
Granted. It's just given to somebody else.
Hmm, would making a corrupt wish to a corrupt genie work in my favor?
I wish I had less money. ;)
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 5:56 pm
You got it, less money and more debt
I wish I had some Ice cream in the freezer
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 5:58 pm
You got it, less money and more debt
I wish I had some Ice cream in the freezer
Damn, you got me!
Granted. It's a flavor you hate though.
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 6:12 pm
Damn, you got me!
Granted. It's a flavor you hate though.
Ant
What do you wish for Jack?
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 6:38 pm
What do you wish for Jack?
Oh, I forgot. Since it got missed earlier, I wish for world peace.
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 6:47 pm
Oh, I forgot. Since it got missed earlier, I wish for world peace.
Ant
Actually, Mattias replied on Page 1...something about "the world that peace is given to has no intelligent life." :)
Wanna wish again?
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 6:49 pm
Actually, Mattias replied on Page 1...something about "the world that peace is given to has no intelligent life." :)
Wanna wish again?
Oops. Okay, here goes another:
I wish an end to world hunger.
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 6:53 pm
Granted, now people are dying from over-eating.
I wish I had the ability to travel through time.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 6:54 pm
Granted, now people are dying from over-eating.
I wish I had the ability to travel through time.
Excellent!
Your wish is granted. Look at the clock now.
...
...
...
Look at it again. You've now moved foward in time.
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 6:56 pm
Your wish, Ant? ;)
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 6:57 pm
Your wish, Ant? ;)
Dammit!
I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes. ;)
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 7:01 pm
Granted, but you forget everything else.
I wish I had a nice cabin in view of the Grand Tetons.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 7:03 pm
Granted, but you forget everything else.
I wish I had a nice cabin in view of the Grand Tetons.
Good one.
Granted, but now the year is 1976 and the cabin is downstream of the Teton Dam...
I wish I could understand my cat.
Ant
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 7:40 pm
Granted, you find out your cat is the Anti-Christ in feline format.
I wish I was the sexiest guy in the world.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: nondiva234 on 12/01/07 at 9:22 pm
Granted, but my ab spell seems to be a flab spell, rather.
I wish for world peace. :D
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 11:12 pm
Granted, but my ab spell seems to be a flab spell, rather.
I wish for world peace. :D
Granted, See Red Ant's wish
I still wish that I was the sexiest guy in the world (AND the spell didn't go wrong this time).
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/07 at 2:35 am
But alas... the spell DID go wrong and: you're gay. The sexiest gay guy in the world? The men are now all over you. :D
I wish for rain.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/07 at 4:07 am
Granted... but it rains everywhere, even inside
I wish for easy passage through the crowd of 40,000 people tomorrow when exiting the football game
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/07 at 4:10 am
The game is cancelled, everyone finds out about it cept you. So yeah, it's easy to exit. 8-P
I wish for 4 extra hours in a day
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/07 at 4:12 am
;D good one Luke
Granted, 4 extra hours but you get a job that takes 2 hours in traffic to get to and 2 hours to get home
oops, forgot to wish :-[
I wish I would always win whenever I play any card game.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 6:52 am
Okay, but now the only ones who will play against you are 5 year olds "go fish"
I wish I had a live in maid/cook
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 10:48 am
Granted, but she only knows how to cook TV dinners
I wish I was the sexiest STRAIGHT guy in the world (With the spell not going wrong).
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 12:19 pm
Granted, but now you're blind, deaf, and mute. AND on the cover of every issue of The National Enquirer.
I wish I could flap my arms like wings and fly, fly, FLY!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 12:32 pm
You got it, now all you do is have to figure out how to land
I wish I could lose this extra 20lbs
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/02/07 at 12:42 pm
You got it, now all you do is have to figure out how to land
I wish I could lose this extra 20lbs
Granted, after the doctors surgicaly remove the 20lb bowling ball that has been attached to your hand since birth
I wish I was 10 yrs younger
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 12:44 pm
OK but you get to make the same mistakes and not learn from them
I wish I lived on in s small seaside town
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 12:51 pm
Granted, one word: Hurricane
I wish I was perfect.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: wildcard on 12/02/07 at 2:09 pm
Granted you are now Nobody and nobody knows who you are
I wish I had a chocolate factory
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 2:38 pm
Granted. But scientists discover that (Heaven forbid!!!) chocolate causes cancer and you go bankrupt.
I wish we could get rid of phones and just telepath with one another.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 3:09 pm
Granted, now telemarketers show up in person to annoy you during dinner time.
I wish I was a super hero!!!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 3:11 pm
Granted now you have the powers of the Spleen.
I wish I could get my degree faster!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 3:12 pm
Granted, time speeds ahead you get your degree and go though the the entire rest of your life in less than an hour.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 3:15 pm
Granted- You end up killing yourself once you discover that you have nothing more to learn.
I wish that Wayne could get a record deal.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 3:20 pm
Granted, Errr..... Wayne gets a record deal what could be worse than that?
(P.S: Who the heck is Wayne?)
I wish I knew who Wayne was.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 3:25 pm
Granted- Wayne is Hawk the Slayer! You will now be haunted by images of a cheesy b-rated movie.
I wish my house was more organized.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 6:12 pm
Okay, it is easy to organize a 10'by20' cardboard box under the bridge
I wish it wouldn't get so cold in winter
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 6:15 pm
Granted- but it is hard to get your mail forwarded to the sun.
I wish my daughter would do as I say.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 7:19 pm
Granted, but she also says everything you say whenever you say it and it drives you absolutely bonkers.
I wish the Browns would stop committing so many penalties! >:(
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/02/07 at 7:51 pm
granted, but thats because the NFL no longer exist
I wish to look like Diane Lane
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 8:04 pm
Granted, you look like some fugly crack whore by the same name
I wish I could make love to a different beautiful woman every night.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 11:31 pm
Granted, but for every such amorous night, you age 50 years and gain 50 pounds of fat.
I wish people would no longer engage in warfare on Earth.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/07 at 11:32 pm
Granted but the warfare only ended because the earth's been blown up!
I wish I was good at everything I did
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 2:47 am
Granted- however, you are assassinated by the following people, for the following reasons:
-Kelly leBrock (she hates you because you're beautiful)
-Ted Kennedy (you're a better drinker than he is)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (you're a better actor than he is)
-Bill Gates (you're a smarter person than he is)
-Rush Limbaugh (you're a better liar then he is)
-Keith Richards (you do drugs more efficiently than he EVER did)
I wish that my brain would quit farting.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 10:47 am
Granted- however, you are assassinated by the following people, for the following reasons:
-Kelly leBrock (she hates you because you're beautiful)
-Ted Kennedy (you're a better drinker than he is)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (you're a better actor than he is)
-Bill Gates (you're a smarter person than he is)
-Rush Limbaugh (you're a better liar then he is)
-Keith Richards (you do drugs more efficiently than he EVER did)
Wow! ;D You deserve a blue ribbon for that response! Instant karma to you! :)
OK, Hawk--so your brain has quit farting and is in good working order. But now you've blown holes through all your pants because your other end farts 24/7. (Hey--anyone got a lighter and a camcorder? :o ) ;D ;D ;D
I wish we'd get enough snowfall this winter so I can get lots of snowshoeing in.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/03/07 at 10:56 am
Granted, but there is so much snow you can't get out your door until May
I wish my kids would get along with each other
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 11:08 am
Granted, They get along too well, get married and move to West Virginia
I wish I could ace all of my classes from now on.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/03/07 at 11:12 am
ok, but now you can't get a job in your field because you are "too qualified", bosses hate anyone who is smarter than they are.
I wish that snow didn't fall on roads and driveways.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 11:17 am
Granted, Instead in snows inside of your house, and your car.
I wish I could have my dream job.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 11:20 am
Granted, but only because you've turned psychotic and you live inside your dreams.
I wish my finger would heal soon.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 11:27 am
Granted, your finger is healed, but inside of your finger lives an evil spirit who is also healed.
I wish my wishes didn't go wrong.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 12:40 pm
Granted- however, you now have amnesia, and can't remember what your wishes were!
I wish that I had more money, to celebrate the Holidays.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 12:42 pm
Granted, Here's a ton of Monoploy money.
I wish I could have the power to make anybody do what I tell them to do, when I tell them to do it.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 12:55 pm
Granted- however, Davey is now hunting you down, because you stole his wish, and heaven forbid anyone tries to copy him!
I wish that I never heard the song "Wonderful Christmastime" ever again!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 1:01 pm
Granted- But now you are deaf. -one perk, you don't have to listen to your wife nagging.
I wish my husband would make lots of money so I didn't have to work.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 1:03 pm
Granted- he is now one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted, for counterfeiting.
I wish the entier "In the '00s" Society could have one big, real-life meeting.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 6:11 pm
Granted, but due to an airline strike, your flight is cancelled and you are unable to attend.
I wish I'd own the next winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:38 pm
Granted, but due to an airline strike, your flight is cancelled and you are unable to attend.
I wish I'd own the next winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.
Granted, but your house catches on fire and the ticket is inside.
I wish I was roommates with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 6:51 pm
Granted, but your house catches on fire and the ticket is inside.
I wish I was roommates with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.
Granted, but his compulsive cleaning irritates you, and he snores as loud as he screams.
I wish I had a Doberman Pinscher to love and protect me.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 6:53 pm
granted- but you are getting irratated with the love affair he is conducting with your leg.
I wish I looked just as I did when I was 18.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:59 pm
Granted, You look 18 again, and every nerdy high schooler hits on you.
I wish I could own my own amusment park.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: nally on 12/03/07 at 7:01 pm
Granted, but you will need to know how to repair the rides if one breaks down, and how to maintain them all.
I wish I knew how to budget my time better.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 7:01 pm
Got take a look at my pic on Show us what you look like. Tell me how nerdy that is.
Granted- you are now the proud owner of "Loser Land", the most dilapidated park in Bulgaria.
I wish my tenants respected my authority more.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 7:05 pm
Double genie time?
1. nally: Granted, Time stops completely you have as much time as you need now, it continues this way forever.
2. ladyshark: Granted, You become a Mob Boss and your tenants are afraid of you, you get shot by a rival mob.
I wish I had a beautiful head of hair.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/03/07 at 7:07 pm
You got it, too bad it didn't stop at your head and has descended down the whole length of your body
I wish I had one more night with that 30 year old
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 7:10 pm
Granted, That 30 year old turns out to be a serial killer.
I wish I was a serial killer...
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:16 pm
Granted- however, because you are so good at it, no one knows who did them, thus- they have no idea who you are.
I wish I had a little more hair.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 7:19 pm
Granted, it grows out of your ears though
I wish children no longer existed, people were born as adults.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:22 pm
Granted- however, you are driven insane each time a grown child appears, and the first thing they ask you for is money and the keys to the car.
I wish I could write the perfect song...one that would really reach people.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 7:41 pm
Granted, The perfect song is that annoying buzzing that they have during the tornado warning, it reaches people, but THEY HATE IT!!!
I wish I was in the cast of "Scrubs".
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:46 pm
*Gong*- you are playing the part of Amos, the janitor who has to unclog the toilet every 15 minutes.
I wish my stomach would settle down.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 7:47 pm
Granted, Your stomach settles after the alien pops out of it, and rips your head off.
I wish I get everything I want for Christmas.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 7:50 pm
Granted- You get a picture of everything you want.
I wish I could get my signature line to work correctly.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:52 pm
Wish granted- The sig line works, but your avatar keeps showing Mr. Mister's 'boo-tay' shot. :o
I wish I could mix a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 8:11 pm
Garented, Ford Perfect drinks it before you're able to however, and everything else tastes like almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
I wish I was a kid again.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 8:14 pm
Granted- but because of your previous wish all kids come out as adults so you are S.O.L in a diaper.
I wish my bugs bunny charactor pic would work how I want it to.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 8:52 pm
*Gong* Bugs Bunny now appears on your sig line, seconds before the Twin Dragons gobble him up.
I wish I could get a recording deal.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 9:17 pm
*Gong* Bugs Bunny now appears on your sig line, seconds before the Twin Dragons gobble him up.
I wish I could get a recording deal.
Granted, but (Geez! I hate to spoil your real desire! :-\\ So I'll go easy on ya--) the company is a new, no-name org called "Take Your Chances."
I wish I had enough money to buy everyone gifts this holiday season.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 9:35 pm
*Gong* You mysteriously receive $1B in the mail, with the address bars scribbled over in pencil, and the barely legible "U.S. Treasury".
I wish I could silence the voices of my critics.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 9:39 pm
Granted: you are now deaf.
I wish I could find an ideal job for me in Colorado.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 9:45 pm
*Gong* You are able to find your ideal job in Colorado.....before being re-located to Guatemala.
I wish I could shut Simon Cowell up.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 11:24 pm
Granted- But now instead of being on American Idol he is camped out infront of your apartment and will not leave.
I wish everyone has a happy holiday season.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/04/07 at 1:12 am
Christmas is cancelled. Everyone is now happy and free of stress.
I wish we only needed 8 hours of sleep a week
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/04/07 at 1:14 am
Granted- you turn into me!
I wish my mind would be quiet once in a while.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 4:26 am
*Gong* Your mind has been quieted.....due to Dread Cthulhu rising out of sunken R'lyeh, popping your skull cap off, and sucking out your brain like a crawdad.
I wish I could have a cup of Dragon Tea, right now.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 8:11 am
Granted, you drink it and surprise, surprise it burns your tounge.
I wish I could smell good without having to bathe.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: KKay on 12/04/07 at 8:18 am
You can, but that much Old Spice is very expensive.
I wish I could turn back time.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/04/07 at 9:15 am
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I wish that it was 20 degrees warmer outside
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 10:08 am
Twenty degrees warmer than what? The sun, you got it.
I wish I had the courage to flirt with every hot girl I see.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/04/07 at 12:41 pm
Oh you have the courage to flirt with them,but they also have the courage to turn you down,which they do with a slap in the face.
I wish to own a fortune 500 company
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 2:36 pm
Granted, but as soon as you sign your name the company goes into debt and you own about 10,000 dollars.
I wish every hot girl in the world would fall instantly in love with me.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Henk on 12/04/07 at 2:57 pm
Granted - but you're still gay. :P ;)
I wish I had better social skills.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 4:18 pm
Granted, but sadly your tounge is ripped out, shortly after the wish is granted.
I wish I had a better car.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 4:35 pm
*Gong* You are now the proud owner of a '69 Corvette Stingray......Power Wheels.
I wish my daughter wasn't so dern grumpy.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/04/07 at 6:17 pm
Granted, she is now a boy who is grumpier
I wish to visit London,England
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 6:21 pm
*Gong* A package arrives for you, with a miniature set-up of London.
I wish I could exile those who would bully me.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 12:20 am
Ding!
People stop bullying you once they hear about this, and hire hitmen instead
I wish I was popular, and loved.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 12:46 am
*Gong* You are now the most obsessed-over man in America. Everyone is camped out in front of your place, attempting to sneak in through your windows...doors...toilet...and blaring the song "Obsession" at 3 in the morning.
I wish everyone could just get along!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 1:23 am
*Poof* you turn into Rodney King and everyone else does too.
I wish I could own the world.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 1:25 am
*Gong* You have now become part of the Illuminati....however, due to the fact that there are 10 factions, you spend your time fighting over which one you belong to.
I wish I were funnier.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 1:29 am
*poof* You are now Larry the Cable guy, everyone else thinks your funny but you hate it.
I wish I could inherit $1,000,000,000
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 1:33 am
*Gong* The moment it comes into your possession, you are unceremoniously loaded into a van, and kidnapped by Bill Gates, who ransoms you in return for a certain "disk" which is rumored to exist.
I wish certain celebrities would die....and STAY dead!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 1:34 am
Hey leave your father-in-law out of this!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 1:36 am
Hey leave your father-in-law out of this!
I'm sorry: According to "Das Rules", all comments must be filled out in triplicate.
Thank you- drive through!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 8:29 am
Errrr.... Okay, as soon, your favorite living actor, singer, and comedian all die instantly
I wish I stayed at my old college, and didn't decide to move to a community one.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/05/07 at 9:44 am
Wish granted, but your memory has been erased,and no one knows you,you know nothing about the place.
I wish all my christmas presents (that I'm buying) were all ready bought.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/07 at 9:53 am
Yes, your presents have been brought, but by other people.
I wish it would snow.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/05/07 at 9:56 am
Your wish is granted, it will snow everyday for the rest of your life.
I wish for a mansion.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/07 at 10:03 am
Granted, do you have to move the Royal Family out o it first.
I wish I could play the violin.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: KKay on 12/05/07 at 10:21 am
voilinists don't get the chicks.
i wish i were a bit taller.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 10:34 am
Granted, a bit taller than a giraffe
I my feet weren't freezing.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/05/07 at 10:47 am
OK, here are the hot coals, see how you like them
I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 10:50 am
Granted! *Force feeds you used band-aids found on the floor of a public restroom, every day, all day, for the rest of your life*
I wish I didn't have to stand around force-feeding Danoota&Me used band-aids all day long, for the rest of my life...
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/05/07 at 10:52 am
My sudden projectile vomitting makes it impossible for you to get any more down my throat, now you have to clean up that , mess
I wish I had more time to stick around posting
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 10:55 am
Granted! The keyboard suddenly takes complete possession of your hands, but for the rest of your life, you can only type the words "ass cookie". All day, every day, fo' EVA.
I wish I had green eyes.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 10:56 am
Granted, You become a cat, and get run over by a car.
I wish I was Harry Potter.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 10:58 am
Granted. You now have 10 dozen fanboys raping you every hour on the hour.
I wish I could fly.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 11:16 am
Granted, You become a fly and get whacked with a swatter before you even take off from the ground.
I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/05/07 at 1:34 pm
ok but it is hindsight
I wish someone would slap some of the people who show up on Maury
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 3:06 pm
*Gong* The legendary "Baby Gang", only seen on Monty Python skits, assaults the guests, audience, and staff of the "Maury Show", thus getting the show cancelled and subject to headlines in The Enquirer.
I wish there were more fog.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/05/07 at 6:08 pm
Granted, but now you can not see (This one you saw coming, I'm sure!)
I wish I were a human with the ability to see through any density of water.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 6:40 pm
*Gong* Congratulations, you now can see through women going through "their monthly"!
I wish my band had more bookings.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 7:08 pm
Ding! You now play 3 places a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!
I wish I had better things to do
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 7:15 pm
*Poof* You find yourself married and your wife will not stop nagging you to do things.
I wish I owned the world.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 7:18 pm
*Gong* Look on the desk in your office....you will find a globe!
I wish Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Cups weren't made!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 7:28 pm
pooh pooh
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/05/07 at 8:27 pm
I wish Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Cups weren't made!
Granted. Now they make Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Bowls. And pies. And tortes. And ice cream. And cookies. And brownies. And even Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Pieces.
What'd'ya expect? It's an Elvis Presley product. It ain't just gonna die-- ;)
I wish I had some wide egg noodles for my dinner tonight.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 8:41 pm
*Poof* Wide egg noodles start coming out your a$$, butt where they came from, I wouldn't eat them.
I wish that I had 10 lbs of chocolate
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 9:27 pm
You become addicted to chocolate (like me!)
I wish it was summer... all year round!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 9:28 pm
*Gong* You now live in Ecuador!
I wish I had never had to deal with jerks.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 9:30 pm
Ding! Now everyone is super nice. In a sickening sort of way. :P
I wish I was outgoing
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 9:56 pm
You become so hyper and obnoxious, that a congregation decides to hang you upside down by your asshole.
I wish I was done with work for the night.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 10:42 pm
*Gong* You are fired, thus effectively ending your work day.
I wish my conscience didn't bother me.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 11:24 pm
*Poof* but now you are the most wanted serial killer in the world.
I wish my house was cleaner.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 12:53 am
*poof* you develop an allergy to everything, your husband, the pets, the kids even the carpet and couch...now there's nothing left in your house but hey...at least its clean...
I wish I could paid to watch TV.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 4:01 am
*Gong* You are now permanently paid by the Nielsen Ratings people.....and have become a vegetative shut-in.
I wish more people agreed with things I say.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/06/07 at 6:54 am
Now everyone agrees with everything you say(try that for just one day)
I wish I was a better cook
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/06/07 at 7:58 am
Granted, You are the best cook in the world,you fly all across the land, but the hectic pace,and the demand for you take it's toll and you start seeing and talking to little gingerbread men,you retire,but find out later that chef Ramsey hired Mini-me to be the gingerbread man,plus he also paid Gingy from shrek ,because he was so insanely jealous of your talents.
I wish to live a good life
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 12:02 pm
*Gong* You are now a nun, and are being mistaken for the new "Mother Teresa".
I wish my feet would hurt me less, in the winter.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/06/07 at 12:05 pm
Granted, now they will bother you all summer and ruin your summer fun
I wish to be taller
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 12:09 pm
*Gong* You now stand as tall as King Kong, and as a result, must run around naked, as there aren't clothes your size, anymore.
I wish I could summon more energy than I currently have.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 8:25 pm
*Gong* You now stand as tall as King Kong, and as a result, must run around naked, as there aren't clothes your size, anymore.
I wish I could summon more energy than I currently have.
Done but now you're the energizer bunny and you keep going and going and going.... see ya after you make your first rotation of the earth.
I wish I had a better laptop.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: banshee714 on 12/06/07 at 8:44 pm
Done but now you're the energizer bunny and you keep going and going and going.... see ya after you make your first rotation of the earth.
I wish I had a better laptop.
Granted. But it won't open
I wish i had a 72" TV
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 8:51 pm
Granted. But it won't open
I wish i had a 72" TV
granted but it falls off the wall shattering on the floor and leaving a gaping hole where the tv once hung!
I wish I had McDonald's right now...
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/07 at 11:43 pm
You are now the owner of McDonald's corporation. You fat, sleazy, greedy pig.
I wish I knew what is going on around me.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/06/07 at 11:48 pm
*Poof* You now have Clairvoyance and Clairaudio; the voices and images in your head will not stop.
I wish I had a new pair of comfy slippers.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/07 at 11:53 pm
Granted, but they were somebody else's, and their feet are still inside of these slippers.
I wish I didn't have to think of a wish.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/07/07 at 1:21 am
Okay you don't have to think of a wish but you can't think of anything else either...in fact you cannot think at all too bad so sad sucks to be you.
I wish I could redo my last 25 years.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 3:38 am
*Gong* Your last 25 years have been rewound, and substituted with those of Richard Simmons.
I wish my daughter's cat didn't use my feet as scratch pads.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/07/07 at 4:00 am
*Gong* Your last 25 years have been rewound, and substituted with those of Richard Simmons.
I wish my daughter's cat didn't use my feet as scratch pads.
;D
done now it's your *eh-em* third appendage that she/he's using as a scratching post.
I wish I could lose weight without dieting or exercise
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 4:02 am
*Gong* You have been decapitated, thus dropping however much weight you felt necessary, and also allowing you to hire out as a paperweight.
I wish I could sleep!
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/07/07 at 5:29 am
To sleep, perchance to dream, aye there's the rub
I wish I didn't have to paint the living room
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/07/07 at 8:09 am
Granted,you buy a paint mixer not knowing it has a brain of its own, it goes berserk spraying the walls in neon colorsthat are permanently on your walls
I wish my daughter would do better in school
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/07/07 at 1:32 pm
She does so well she becomes bored and drops out.
I wish I knew what I did with those keys
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Matthias on 12/07/07 at 3:18 pm
Granted, You find the keys but you car gets stolen anyways.
I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom ever again.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 3:30 pm
*Gong* You are permanently confined to a pair of Depends, for the rest of your life.
I wish people would understand the difference between fantasy and reality.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/07/07 at 11:13 pm
Granted. Everyone else happily chooses fantasy, and you're the only one left living in the "real" world.
I wish I could erase the last eight years of my life.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 1:20 am
Granted, but now you have no idea who you are and what you've been up to since then.
I wish I weren't hungry.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/08/07 at 2:30 am
Ding!! You're now fat and bloated.
I wish I was a foot taller
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 6:12 am
Granted. You are taller but you have an extra foot.
I wish I could compose music
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/08/07 at 10:12 am
You can, but like another composer, you cannot here that which you have composed, or anything else
I wish my they would develop the self cleaning house
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 12:44 pm
The house considers you dirty and throws you out.
I wish I had somebody to talk to.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 12:49 pm
Granted! That someone is Richard Simmons!
I wish I can go somewhere for Christmas.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 12:51 pm
I love Mr. Simmons!
Can you not go somewhere for Christmas? Hm.
Granted, but you are with me and Richard Simmons!
I wish my tummy didn't hurt.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 12:53 pm
Granted, and Richard Simmons will give it a rub down!
I wish that I was not thirsty
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 12:54 pm
You have water spilling out of your mouth.
I wish I were unhappy.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/08/07 at 1:27 pm
Granted--but only for a fraction of a second. ;)
I wish the snow wasn't melting. :\'(
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 1:29 pm
Granted! With Global Warming the snow will ever melt again.
I wish it was I was young again
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/08/07 at 1:33 pm
Granted. Perpetual diaper-bound babyhood is yours! ;)
I wish there was no such thing as heartbreak.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/08/07 at 1:47 pm
Granted. Perpetual diaper-bound babyhood is yours! ;)
I wish there was no such thing as heartbreak.
granted but now you've never known love at all
I wish my trainee were smarter
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 7:27 pm
Your trainee has taken your position because of his/her mad smartness!
I wish I were never itchy.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/08/07 at 7:28 pm
you have no skin therefore no itchiness but you have to stay inside because of your condition.
I wish I had a new car
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/08/07 at 11:24 pm
Granted! You're now the proud owner of one of these:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/element3b.jpg
I wish it were December 26
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 3:05 am
Granted but the world turned on its axis so time now goes in reverse....guess what! Christmas is tomorrow! SURPRISE.
I wish I didn't have to wake up in 6 hours
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/09/07 at 3:34 am
*Poof* You go into a coma and don't wake up until the year 2020.
I wish everyone will remember me on here when I don't come back on for a long time.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 5:08 am
*Gong* Everyone has a Wallet-sized picture of you, and copies of the movie "Full Metal Jacket".
I wish that a certain idiot would be arrested, never to bother me again.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/09/07 at 5:27 am
Got it, and another pops up in his place, the devil you know for the devil you don't
I wish I could get back for another couple of hours of sleep
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 5:28 am
*Gong* You sleep just long enough to wake up in time to fix dinner.
I wish my Christmas shopping was done.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 5:29 am
Granted! It was done last year.
I was it would stop raining
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: danootaandme on 12/09/07 at 5:36 am
ok, but now it has all turned to snow with another 3 inches due(1" rain equals 10" snow)
I wiah I didn't live at the top of the hill
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 5:37 am
*Gong* You now live in the pit of a re-activated volcano.
I wish I could find a certain song.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/09/07 at 9:41 am
You will find the perfect song,make millions of dollars,but lose it all when you find out that Bill Gates & Donald Trump wrote the song together,(When they were drunk) and they both sue you.
I wish I had the power to move objects.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 9:42 am
Granted! You can use you hands.
I wish I knew what am I doing tomorrow.
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: ninny on 12/09/07 at 9:51 am
Granted, you will always know what your doing tomorrow,but in the world we live in tomorrow never comes it's always today, you go crazy because your not sure what to do day by day
I wish I didn't have to use my hands to move things
Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 9:54 am
Granted! You can use your feet.
I wish it was summer again