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Subject: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 11/30/07 at 6:22 pm

OK.  I got this idea from another site.  It's a lot of fun!  :)

The game is called Corrupt a Wish.

Poster #1 writes out a wish for something.  For example, "I wish money grew on trees."

The next poster grants the previous person's wish, but includes a "down" or con side to the granted wish.  For example, "Granted, but the trees are all 2-miles tall and you can't reach the branches to pluck the money."  Then he writes out his own wish.

Have fun!  And watch what you wish for!  ;)

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I wish I had a laptop computer.





Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 11/30/07 at 7:46 pm

Hope this is right....Granted but the keys are missing

I wish for a new car

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 11/30/07 at 7:49 pm

Granted, but before you have a chance to drive it, it gets it by a train

I wish for a hot trophy wife.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 11/30/07 at 8:08 pm

Granted, but you will lose your eyesight

I wish for a GPS

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 11/30/07 at 9:00 pm


Granted, but you will lose your eyesight

I wish for a GPS


Granted, but the satelite that sends it a signal gets hit by space debris.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/30/07 at 9:06 pm

Granted...but in order for that to happen...you have to be a lifelong love slave to Michael Jackson.



I wish that someone I love could be near me now.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 11/30/07 at 9:11 pm


Granted...but in order for that to happen...you have to be a lifelong love slave to Michael Jackson.



I wish that someone I love could be near me now.


How can I corrupt a sincere wish?  :-\\

Granted. In terms of the entire universe, even 4000 miles is "near".

I wish for world peace (Miss America moment!)

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/30/07 at 9:13 pm


How can I corrupt a sincere wish?  :-\\

Granted. In terms of the entire universe, even 4000 miles is "near".

I wish for world peace (Miss America moment!)

Ant


thank you for that^:)


Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 11/30/07 at 9:17 pm


thank you for that^:)





You're welcome. Now you have to somehow shoot down world peace.  :D

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 11/30/07 at 11:25 pm

Granted, but the world in which is given peace is one that shows no intellegent life.

I wish everything was perfect.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/01/07 at 1:44 am

Granted,  but there will never be a loser in the Super Bowl or World Series. It will always end in a TIE

I wish I were an all-star professional baseball player  8)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 6:01 am


Granted,  but there will never be a loser in the Super Bowl or World Series. It will always end in a TIE

I wish I were an all-star professional baseball player  8)



Nice, you could share a smoke with Daryl Strawberry, a needle with Mark Magwire, and a room with Barry Bonds


I wish I had married money when I had my looks

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 9:50 am


Nice, you could share a smoke with Daryl Strawberry, a needle with Mark Magwire, and a room with Barry Bonds


I wish I had married money when I had my looks


Granted, one word: Bankruptcy

I wish my cell phone actually worked.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 12:05 pm

Granted, but now the only calls you get are from telemarketers.

I wish I had a home of my own.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 12:52 pm

Granted, but home is relative and you're given a cardboard box

I wish I had ten billion dollars.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 1:21 pm

Okay, but they are Monopoly Dollars

I wish I could travel more

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 1:44 pm


Okay, but they are Monopoly Dollars

I wish I could travel more


Okay, but you can only visit slums and disgusting 3rd World countries.

I wish I have ultimate power!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/01/07 at 4:44 pm


Okay, but you can only visit slums and disgusting 3rd World countries.

I wish I have ultimate power!

Okay but you get weaker with every use
I wish for a vacation home

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 4:45 pm

^There's a nice little Katrina Cottage with your name on it

I wish for good health

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 4:51 pm


^There's a nice little Katrina Cottage with your name on it

I wish for good health




Granted. It's just given to somebody else.

Hmm, would making a corrupt wish to a corrupt genie work in my favor?

I wish I had less money.  ;)

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/01/07 at 4:56 pm

You got it, less money and more debt

I wish I had some Ice cream in the freezer

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 4:58 pm


You got it, less money and more debt

I wish I had some Ice cream in the freezer


Damn, you got me!

Granted. It's a flavor you hate though.

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 5:12 pm


Damn, you got me!

Granted. It's a flavor you hate though.

Ant


What do you wish for Jack?

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 5:38 pm


What do you wish for Jack?


Oh, I forgot. Since it got missed earlier, I wish for world peace.

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 5:47 pm


Oh, I forgot. Since it got missed earlier, I wish for world peace.

Ant


Actually, Mattias replied on Page 1...something about "the world that peace is given to has no intelligent life."  :)

Wanna wish again?

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 5:49 pm


Actually, Mattias replied on Page 1...something about "the world that peace is given to has no intelligent life."  :)

Wanna wish again?



Oops. Okay, here goes another:

I wish an end to world hunger.

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 5:53 pm

Granted, now people are dying from over-eating.

I wish I had the ability to travel through time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 5:54 pm


Granted, now people are dying from over-eating.

I wish I had the ability to travel through time.


Excellent!

Your wish is granted. Look at the clock now.

...
...
...

Look at it again. You've now moved foward in time.

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 5:56 pm

Your wish, Ant?  ;)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 5:57 pm


Your wish, Ant?  ;)


Dammit!

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.  ;)

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/01/07 at 6:01 pm

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish I had a nice cabin in view of the Grand Tetons.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Red Ant on 12/01/07 at 6:03 pm


Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish I had a nice cabin in view of the Grand Tetons.


Good one.

Granted, but now the year is 1976 and the cabin is downstream of the Teton Dam...

I wish I could understand my cat.

Ant

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 6:40 pm

Granted, you find out your cat is the Anti-Christ in feline format.

I wish I was the sexiest guy in the world.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/01/07 at 8:22 pm

Granted, but my ab spell seems to be a flab spell, rather.

I wish for world peace.  :D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/01/07 at 10:12 pm


Granted, but my ab spell seems to be a flab spell, rather.

I wish for world peace.  :D


Granted, See Red Ant's wish

I still wish that I was the sexiest guy in the world (AND the spell didn't go wrong this time).

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/07 at 1:35 am

But alas... the spell DID go wrong and: you're gay. The sexiest gay guy in the world? The men are now all over you.  :D

I wish for rain.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/07 at 3:07 am

Granted...  but it rains everywhere, even inside


I wish for easy passage through the crowd of 40,000 people tomorrow when exiting the football game

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/07 at 3:10 am

The game is cancelled, everyone finds out about it cept you. So yeah, it's easy to exit.  8-P

I wish for 4 extra hours in a day

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/07 at 3:12 am

;D good one Luke

Granted, 4 extra hours but you get a job that takes 2 hours in traffic to get to and 2 hours to get home

oops, forgot to wish  :-[

I wish I would always win whenever I play any card game.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 5:52 am



Okay, but now the only ones who will play against you are 5 year olds "go fish"


I wish I had a live in maid/cook


Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 9:48 am

Granted, but she only knows how to cook TV dinners


I wish I was the sexiest STRAIGHT guy in the world (With the spell not going wrong).

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 11:19 am

Granted, but now you're blind, deaf, and mute.  AND on the cover of every issue of The National Enquirer.

I wish I could flap my arms like wings and fly, fly, FLY!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 11:32 am

You got it, now all you do is have to figure out how to land

I wish I could lose this extra 20lbs

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/02/07 at 11:42 am


You got it, now all you do is have to figure out how to land

I wish I could lose this extra 20lbs

Granted, after the doctors surgicaly remove the 20lb bowling ball that has been attached to your hand since birth

I wish I was 10 yrs younger

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 11:44 am

OK but you get to make the same mistakes and not learn from them

I wish I lived on in s small seaside town

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 11:51 am

Granted, one word: Hurricane

I wish I was perfect.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/02/07 at 1:09 pm

Granted  you are now Nobody and nobody knows who you are

I wish I had a chocolate factory

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 1:38 pm

Granted.  But scientists discover that (Heaven forbid!!!) chocolate causes cancer and you go bankrupt.

I wish we could get rid of phones and just telepath with one another.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 2:09 pm

Granted, now telemarketers show up in person to annoy you during dinner time.

I wish I was a super hero!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 2:11 pm

Granted now you have the powers of the Spleen.

I wish I could get my degree faster!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 2:12 pm

Granted, time speeds ahead you get your degree and go though the the entire rest of your life in less than an hour.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 2:15 pm

Granted- You end up killing yourself once you discover that you have nothing more to learn.

I wish that Wayne could get a record deal.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 2:20 pm

Granted, Errr..... Wayne gets a record deal what could be worse than that?

(P.S: Who the heck is Wayne?)

I wish I knew who Wayne was.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 2:25 pm

Granted- Wayne is Hawk the Slayer! You will now be haunted by images of a cheesy b-rated movie.

I wish my house was more organized.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/02/07 at 5:12 pm



Okay, it is easy to organize a 10'by20' cardboard box under the bridge

I wish it wouldn't get so cold in winter

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/02/07 at 5:15 pm

Granted- but it is hard to get your mail forwarded to the sun.

I wish my daughter would do as I say.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 6:19 pm

Granted, but she also says everything you say whenever you say it and it drives you absolutely bonkers.

I wish the Browns would stop committing so many penalties!  >:(

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/02/07 at 6:51 pm

granted, but thats because the NFL no longer exist


I wish to look like Diane Lane

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/02/07 at 7:04 pm

Granted, you look like some fugly crack whore by the same name

I wish I could make love to a different beautiful woman every night.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/02/07 at 10:31 pm

Granted, but for every such amorous night, you age 50 years and gain 50 pounds of fat.

I wish people would no longer engage in warfare on Earth.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/02/07 at 10:32 pm


Granted but the warfare only ended because the earth's been blown up!

I wish I was good at everything I did

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 1:47 am

Granted- however, you are assassinated by the following people, for the following reasons:

-Kelly leBrock (she hates you because you're beautiful)
-Ted Kennedy (you're a better drinker than he is)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (you're a better actor than he is)
-Bill Gates (you're a smarter person than he is)
-Rush Limbaugh (you're a better liar then he is)
-Keith Richards (you do drugs more efficiently than he EVER did)

I wish that my brain would quit farting.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 9:47 am


Granted- however, you are assassinated by the following people, for the following reasons:

-Kelly leBrock (she hates you because you're beautiful)
-Ted Kennedy (you're a better drinker than he is)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (you're a better actor than he is)
-Bill Gates (you're a smarter person than he is)
-Rush Limbaugh (you're a better liar then he is)
-Keith Richards (you do drugs more efficiently than he EVER did)



Wow!   ;D  You deserve a blue ribbon for that response!  Instant karma to you!  :)

OK, Hawk--so your brain has quit farting and is in good working order.  But now you've blown holes through all your pants because your other end farts 24/7.  (Hey--anyone got a lighter and a camcorder?  :o )  ;D ;D ;D

I wish we'd get enough snowfall this winter so I can get lots of snowshoeing in.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/03/07 at 9:56 am

Granted, but there is so much snow you can't get out your door until May



I wish my kids would get along with each other

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 10:08 am

Granted, They get along too well, get married and move to West Virginia

I wish I could ace all of my classes from now on.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/03/07 at 10:12 am



ok, but now you can't get a job in your field because you are "too qualified", bosses hate anyone who is smarter than they are.

I wish that snow didn't fall on roads and driveways.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 10:17 am

Granted, Instead in snows inside of your house, and your car.

I wish I could have my dream job.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 10:20 am

Granted, but only because you've turned psychotic and you live inside your dreams.

I wish my finger would heal soon.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 10:27 am

Granted, your finger is healed, but inside of your finger lives an evil spirit who is also healed.

I wish my wishes didn't go wrong.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 11:40 am

Granted- however, you now have amnesia, and can't remember what your wishes were!

I wish that I had more money, to celebrate the Holidays.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 11:42 am

Granted, Here's a ton of Monoploy money.

I wish I could have the power to make anybody do what I tell them to do, when I tell them to do it.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 11:55 am

Granted- however, Davey is now hunting you down, because you stole his wish, and heaven forbid anyone tries to copy him!

I wish that I never heard the song "Wonderful Christmastime" ever again!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 12:01 pm

Granted- But now you are deaf. -one perk, you don't have to listen to your wife nagging.

I wish my husband would make lots of money so I didn't have to work.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 12:03 pm

Granted- he is now one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted, for counterfeiting.

I wish the entier "In the '00s" Society could have one big, real-life meeting.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 5:11 pm

Granted, but due to an airline strike, your flight is cancelled and you are unable to attend.

I wish I'd own the next winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 5:38 pm


Granted, but due to an airline strike, your flight is cancelled and you are unable to attend.

I wish I'd own the next winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.


Granted, but your house catches on fire and the ticket is inside.

I wish I was roommates with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 5:51 pm


Granted, but your house catches on fire and the ticket is inside.

I wish I was roommates with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.


Granted, but his compulsive cleaning irritates you, and he snores as loud as he screams.

I wish I had a Doberman Pinscher to love and protect me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 5:53 pm

granted- but you are getting irratated with the love affair he is conducting with your leg.

I wish I looked just as I did when I was 18.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 5:59 pm

Granted, You look 18 again, and every nerdy high schooler hits on you.

I wish I could own my own amusment park.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nally on 12/03/07 at 6:01 pm

Granted, but you will need to know how to repair the rides if one breaks down, and how to maintain them all.


I wish I knew how to budget my time better.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 6:01 pm

Got take a look at my pic on Show us what you look like. Tell me how nerdy that is.

Granted- you are now the proud owner of "Loser Land", the most dilapidated park in Bulgaria.

I wish my tenants respected my authority more.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:05 pm

Double genie time?

1. nally: Granted, Time stops completely you have as much time as you need now, it continues this way forever.
2. ladyshark: Granted, You become a Mob Boss and your tenants are afraid of you, you get shot by a rival mob.

I wish I had a beautiful head of hair.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/03/07 at 6:07 pm

You  got it, too bad it didn't stop at your head and has descended down the whole length of your body

I wish I had one more night with that 30 year old

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:10 pm

Granted, That 30 year old turns out to be a serial killer.

I wish I was a serial killer...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 6:16 pm

Granted- however, because you are so good at it, no one knows who did them, thus- they have no idea who you are.

I wish I had a little more hair.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:19 pm

Granted, it grows out of your ears though

I wish children no longer existed, people were born as adults.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 6:22 pm

Granted- however, you are driven insane each time a grown child appears, and the first thing they ask you for is money and the keys to the car.

I wish I could write the perfect song...one that would really reach people.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:41 pm

Granted, The perfect song is that annoying buzzing that they have during the tornado warning, it reaches people, but THEY HATE IT!!!

I wish I was in the cast of "Scrubs".

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 6:46 pm

*Gong*- you are playing the part of Amos, the janitor who has to unclog the toilet every 15 minutes.

I wish my stomach would settle down.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 6:47 pm

Granted, Your stomach settles after the alien pops out of it, and rips your head off.

I wish I get everything I want for Christmas.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 6:50 pm

Granted- You get a picture of everything you want.

I wish I could get my signature line to work correctly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 6:52 pm

Wish granted- The sig line works, but your avatar keeps showing Mr. Mister's 'boo-tay' shot.  :o

I wish I could mix a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/07 at 7:11 pm

Garented, Ford Perfect drinks it before you're able to however, and everything else tastes like almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

I wish I was a kid again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 7:14 pm

Granted- but because of your previous wish all kids come out as adults so you are S.O.L in a diaper.

I wish my bugs bunny charactor pic would work how I want it to.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:52 pm

*Gong* Bugs Bunny now appears on your sig line, seconds before the Twin Dragons gobble him up.

I wish I could get a recording deal.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 8:17 pm


*Gong* Bugs Bunny now appears on your sig line, seconds before the Twin Dragons gobble him up.

I wish I could get a recording deal.


Granted, but (Geez!  I hate to spoil your real desire!  :-\\  So I'll go easy on ya--) the company is a new, no-name org called "Take Your Chances."

I wish I had enough money to buy everyone gifts this holiday season.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 8:35 pm

*Gong* You mysteriously receive $1B in the mail, with the address bars scribbled over in pencil, and the barely legible "U.S. Treasury".

I wish I could silence the voices of my critics.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/03/07 at 8:39 pm

Granted:  you are now deaf.

I wish I could find an ideal job for me in Colorado.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 8:45 pm

*Gong* You are able to find your ideal job in Colorado.....before being re-located to Guatemala.

I wish I could shut Simon Cowell up.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 10:24 pm

Granted- But now instead of being on American Idol he is camped out infront of your apartment and will not leave.


I wish everyone has a happy holiday season.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/04/07 at 12:12 am

Christmas is cancelled. Everyone is now happy and free of stress.

I wish we only needed 8 hours of sleep a week

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/04/07 at 12:14 am

Granted- you turn into me!

I wish my mind would be quiet once in a while.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 3:26 am

*Gong* Your mind has been quieted.....due to Dread Cthulhu rising out of sunken R'lyeh, popping your skull cap off, and sucking out your brain like a crawdad.


I wish I could have a cup of Dragon Tea, right now.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 7:11 am

Granted, you drink it and surprise, surprise it burns your tounge.

I wish I could smell good without having to bathe.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: KKay on 12/04/07 at 7:18 am

You can, but that much Old Spice is very expensive.


I wish I could turn back time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/04/07 at 8:15 am

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I wish that it was 20 degrees warmer outside

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 9:08 am

Twenty degrees warmer than what? The sun, you got it.

I wish I had the courage to flirt with every hot girl I see.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/04/07 at 11:41 am

Oh you have the courage to flirt with them,but they also have the courage to turn you down,which they do with a slap in the face.



I wish to own a fortune 500 company

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 1:36 pm

Granted, but as soon as you sign your name the company goes into debt and you own about 10,000 dollars.

I wish every hot girl in the world would fall instantly in love with me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Henk on 12/04/07 at 1:57 pm

Granted - but you're still gay. :P ;)



I wish I had better social skills.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 3:18 pm

Granted, but sadly your tounge is ripped out, shortly after the wish is granted.

I wish I had a better car.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 3:35 pm

*Gong* You are now the proud owner of a '69 Corvette Stingray......Power Wheels.

I wish my daughter wasn't so dern grumpy.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/04/07 at 5:17 pm

Granted, she is now a boy who is grumpier


I wish to visit London,England

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 5:21 pm

*Gong* A package arrives for you, with a miniature set-up of London.

I wish I could exile those who would bully me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/04/07 at 11:20 pm

Ding!

People stop bullying you once they hear about this, and hire hitmen instead

I wish I was popular, and loved.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 11:46 pm

*Gong* You are now the most obsessed-over man in America. Everyone is camped out in front of your place, attempting to sneak in through your windows...doors...toilet...and blaring the song "Obsession" at 3 in the morning.

I wish everyone could just get along!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 12:23 am

*Poof* you turn into Rodney King and everyone else does too.

I wish I could own the world.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 12:25 am

*Gong* You have now become part of the Illuminati....however, due to the fact that there are 10 factions, you spend your time fighting over which one you belong to.

I wish I were funnier.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 12:29 am

*poof* You are now Larry the Cable guy, everyone else thinks your funny but you hate it.

I wish I could inherit $1,000,000,000

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 12:33 am

*Gong* The moment it comes into your possession, you are unceremoniously loaded into a van, and kidnapped by Bill Gates, who ransoms you in return for a certain "disk" which is rumored to exist.

I wish certain celebrities would die....and STAY dead!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 12:34 am

Hey leave your father-in-law out of this!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 12:36 am


Hey leave your father-in-law out of this!


I'm sorry: According to "Das Rules", all comments must be filled out in triplicate.
Thank you- drive through!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 7:29 am

Errrr.... Okay, as soon, your favorite living actor, singer, and comedian all die instantly

I wish I stayed at my old college, and didn't decide to move to a community one.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/05/07 at 8:44 am

Wish granted, but your memory has been erased,and no one knows you,you know nothing about the place.


I wish all my christmas presents (that I'm buying) were all ready bought.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/07 at 8:53 am

Yes, your presents have been brought, but by other people.

I wish it would snow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/05/07 at 8:56 am

Your wish is granted, it will snow everyday for the rest of your life.


I wish for a mansion.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/07 at 9:03 am

Granted, do you have to move the Royal Family out o it first.

I wish I could play the violin.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: KKay on 12/05/07 at 9:21 am

voilinists don't get the chicks.


i wish i were a bit taller.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 9:34 am

Granted, a bit taller than a giraffe

I my feet weren't freezing.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/05/07 at 9:47 am

OK, here are the hot coals, see how you like them

I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 9:50 am

Granted! *Force feeds you used band-aids found on the floor of a public restroom, every day, all day, for the rest of your life*


I wish I didn't have to stand around force-feeding Danoota&Me used band-aids all day long, for the rest of my life...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/05/07 at 9:52 am

My sudden projectile vomitting makes it impossible for you to get any more down my throat, now you have to clean up that , mess

I wish I had more time to stick around posting

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 9:55 am

Granted! The keyboard suddenly takes complete possession of your hands, but for the rest of your life, you can only type the words "ass cookie". All day, every day, fo' EVA.


I wish I had green eyes.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 9:56 am

Granted, You become a cat, and get run over by a car.

I wish I was Harry Potter.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 9:58 am

Granted. You now have 10 dozen fanboys raping you every hour on the hour.


I wish I could fly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/05/07 at 10:16 am

Granted, You become a fly and get whacked with a swatter before you even take off from the ground.

I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/05/07 at 12:34 pm

ok but it is hindsight

I wish someone would slap some of the people who show up on Maury

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 2:06 pm

*Gong* The legendary "Baby Gang", only seen on Monty Python skits, assaults the guests, audience, and staff of the "Maury Show", thus getting the show cancelled and subject to headlines in The Enquirer.

I wish there were more fog.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/05/07 at 5:08 pm

Granted, but now you can not see (This one you saw coming, I'm sure!)

I wish I were a human with the ability to see through any density of water.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 5:40 pm

*Gong* Congratulations, you now can see through women going through "their monthly"!


I wish my band had more bookings.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 6:08 pm

Ding! You now play 3 places a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!

I wish I had better things to do

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 6:15 pm

*Poof* You find yourself married and your wife will not stop nagging you to do things.

I wish I owned the world.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 6:18 pm

*Gong* Look on the desk in your office....you will find a globe!

I wish Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Cups weren't made!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 6:28 pm

pooh pooh

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/05/07 at 7:27 pm


I wish Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Cups weren't made!


Granted.  Now they make Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Bowls.  And pies.  And tortes.  And ice cream.  And cookies.  And brownies.  And even Elvis Presley Peanut Butter 'n Banana Pieces.

What'd'ya expect?  It's an Elvis Presley product.  It ain't just gonna die--  ;)

I wish I had some wide egg noodles for my dinner tonight.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 7:41 pm

*Poof* Wide egg noodles start coming out your a$$, butt where they came from, I wouldn't eat them.

I wish that I had 10 lbs of chocolate

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 8:27 pm

You become addicted to chocolate (like me!)

I wish it was summer... all year round!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 8:28 pm

*Gong* You now live in Ecuador!

I wish I had never had to deal with jerks.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/05/07 at 8:30 pm

Ding! Now everyone is super nice. In a sickening sort of way.  :P

I wish I was outgoing

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/05/07 at 8:56 pm

You become so hyper and obnoxious, that a congregation decides to hang you upside down by your asshole.


I wish I was done with work for the night.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/05/07 at 9:42 pm

*Gong* You are fired, thus effectively ending your work day.


I wish my conscience didn't bother me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/05/07 at 10:24 pm

*Poof* but now you are the most wanted serial killer in the world.

I wish my house was cleaner.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/05/07 at 11:53 pm


*poof* you develop an allergy to everything, your husband, the pets, the kids even the carpet and couch...now there's nothing left in your house but hey...at least its clean...

I  wish I could paid to watch TV.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 3:01 am

*Gong* You are now permanently paid by the Nielsen Ratings people.....and have become a vegetative shut-in.

I wish more people agreed with things I say.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/06/07 at 5:54 am

Now everyone agrees with everything you say(try that for just one day)


I wish I was a better cook

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/06/07 at 6:58 am

Granted, You are the best cook in the world,you fly all across the land, but the hectic pace,and the demand for you take it's toll and you start seeing and talking to little gingerbread men,you retire,but find out later that chef Ramsey hired Mini-me to be the gingerbread man,plus he also paid Gingy from shrek ,because he was so insanely jealous of your talents.


I wish to live a good life

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 11:02 am

*Gong* You are now a nun, and are being mistaken for the new "Mother Teresa".

I wish my feet would hurt me less, in the winter.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/06/07 at 11:05 am

Granted, now they will bother you all summer and ruin your summer fun


I wish to be taller

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/06/07 at 11:09 am

*Gong* You now stand as tall as King Kong, and as a result, must run around naked, as there aren't clothes your size, anymore.

I wish I could summon more energy than I currently have.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 7:25 pm


*Gong* You now stand as tall as King Kong, and as a result, must run around naked, as there aren't clothes your size, anymore.

I wish I could summon more energy than I currently have.


Done but now you're the energizer bunny and you keep going and going and going.... see ya after you make your first rotation of the earth.

I wish I had a better laptop.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: banshee714 on 12/06/07 at 7:44 pm


Done but now you're the energizer bunny and you keep going and going and going.... see ya after you make your first rotation of the earth.

I wish I had a better laptop.


Granted.  But it won't open

I wish i had a 72"  TV

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/07 at 7:51 pm


Granted.  But it won't open

I wish i had a 72"  TV


granted but it falls off the wall shattering on the floor and leaving a gaping hole where the tv once hung!

I wish I had McDonald's right now...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/07 at 10:43 pm

You are now the owner of McDonald's corporation. You fat, sleazy, greedy pig.

I wish I knew what is going on around me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/06/07 at 10:48 pm

*Poof* You now have Clairvoyance and Clairaudio; the voices and images in your head will not stop.

I wish I had a new pair of comfy slippers.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/07 at 10:53 pm

Granted, but they were somebody else's, and their feet are still inside of these slippers.

I wish I didn't have to think of a wish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/07/07 at 12:21 am

Okay you don't have to think of a wish but you can't think of anything else either...in fact you cannot think at all too bad so sad sucks to be you.


I wish I could redo my last 25 years.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 2:38 am

*Gong* Your last 25 years have been rewound, and substituted with those of Richard Simmons.

I wish my daughter's cat didn't use my feet as scratch pads.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/07/07 at 3:00 am


*Gong* Your last 25 years have been rewound, and substituted with those of Richard Simmons. 

I wish my daughter's cat didn't use my feet as scratch pads.


;D


done now it's your *eh-em* third appendage that she/he's using as a scratching post.

I wish I could lose weight without dieting or exercise

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 3:02 am

*Gong* You have been decapitated, thus dropping however much weight you felt necessary, and also allowing you to hire out as a paperweight.

I wish I could sleep!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/07/07 at 4:29 am

To sleep, perchance to dream, aye there's the rub

I wish I didn't have to paint the living room

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/07/07 at 7:09 am

Granted,you buy a paint mixer not knowing it has a brain of its own, it goes berserk spraying the walls in neon colorsthat are permanently on your walls



I wish my daughter would do better in school

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/07/07 at 12:32 pm

She does so well she becomes bored and drops out.

I wish I knew what I did with those keys

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/07/07 at 2:18 pm

Granted, You find the keys but you car gets stolen anyways.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom ever again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/07/07 at 2:30 pm

*Gong* You are permanently confined to a pair of Depends, for the rest of your life.


I wish people would understand the difference between fantasy and reality.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/07/07 at 10:13 pm

Granted.  Everyone else happily chooses fantasy, and you're the only one left living in the "real" world.

I wish I could erase the last eight years of my life.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 12:20 am

Granted, but now you have no idea who you are and what you've been up to since then.

I wish I weren't hungry.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/08/07 at 1:30 am

Ding!! You're now fat and bloated.

I wish I was a foot taller

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 5:12 am

Granted. You are taller but you have an extra foot.

I wish I could compose music

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/08/07 at 9:12 am

You can, but like another composer, you cannot here that which you have composed, or anything else

I wish my they would develop the self cleaning house

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 11:44 am

The house considers you dirty and throws you out.

I wish I had somebody to talk to.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 11:49 am

Granted! That someone is Richard Simmons!

I wish I can go somewhere for Christmas.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 11:51 am

I love Mr. Simmons!

Can you not go somewhere for Christmas? Hm.
Granted, but you are with me and Richard Simmons!

I wish my tummy didn't hurt.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 11:53 am

Granted, and Richard Simmons will give it a rub down!

I wish that I was not thirsty

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 11:54 am

You have water spilling out of your mouth.

I wish I were unhappy.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/08/07 at 12:27 pm

Granted--but only for a fraction of a second.  ;)

I wish the snow wasn't melting.  :\'(

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/07 at 12:29 pm

Granted! With Global Warming the snow will ever melt again.

I wish it was I was young again

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/08/07 at 12:33 pm

Granted.  Perpetual diaper-bound babyhood is yours!  ;)

I wish there was no such thing as heartbreak.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/08/07 at 12:47 pm


Granted.  Perpetual diaper-bound babyhood is yours!  ;)

I wish there was no such thing as heartbreak.


granted but now you've never known love at all

I wish my trainee were smarter

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/08/07 at 6:27 pm

Your trainee has taken your position because of his/her mad smartness!

I wish I were never itchy.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/08/07 at 6:28 pm

you have no skin therefore no itchiness but you have to stay inside because of your condition.

I wish I had a new car

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/08/07 at 10:24 pm

Granted! You're now the proud owner of one of these:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/element3b.jpg

I wish it were December 26

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 2:05 am

Granted but the world turned on its axis so time now goes in reverse....guess what!  Christmas is tomorrow! SURPRISE.

I wish I didn't have to wake up in 6 hours

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ladyhawk on 12/09/07 at 2:34 am

*Poof* You go into a coma and don't wake up until the year 2020.

I wish everyone will remember me on here when I don't come back on for a long time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 4:08 am

*Gong* Everyone has a Wallet-sized picture of you, and copies of the movie "Full Metal Jacket".

I wish that a certain idiot would be arrested, never to bother me again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/09/07 at 4:27 am

Got it, and another pops up in his place, the devil you know for the devil you don't


I wish I could get back  for another couple of hours of sleep

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 4:28 am

*Gong* You sleep just long enough to wake up in time to fix dinner.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 4:29 am

Granted! It was done last year.

I was it would stop raining

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/09/07 at 4:36 am

ok, but now it has all turned to snow with another 3 inches due(1" rain equals 10" snow)


I wiah I didn't live at the top of the hill

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 4:37 am

*Gong* You now live in the pit of a re-activated volcano.

I wish I could find a certain song.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/09/07 at 8:41 am

You will find the perfect song,make millions of dollars,but lose it all when you find out that Bill Gates & Donald Trump wrote the song together,(When they were drunk) and they both sue you.



I wish I had the power to move objects.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 8:42 am

Granted! You can use you hands.

I wish I knew what am I doing tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/09/07 at 8:51 am

Granted, you will always know what your doing tomorrow,but in the world we live in tomorrow never comes it's always today, you go crazy because your not sure what to do day by day


I wish I  didn't have to use my hands to move things

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 8:54 am

Granted! You can use your feet.

I wish it was summer again

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 9:40 am


Granted! You can use your feet.

I wish it was summer again


granted but now its always summer because the earth has changed places with Mercury and its a billion degrees 24/7


I wish I could sit down

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/09/07 at 11:14 am

Your butt is perpetually fused to your chair.

I wish I had a song I actually liked stuck in my head.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/09/07 at 11:16 am

Granted, but after be stuck there day after day you'll end up hating it



I wish I was 10 yrs younger

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 11:29 am


Granted, but after be stuck there day after day you'll end up hating it



I wish I was 10 yrs younger


granted but you've also gone back in time where the average life expectancy is 38  enjoy your last few months!

I wish I knew who killed Kennedy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/09/07 at 12:25 pm

Granted, It turns out it was you, and you're now on Death Row.

I wish I was Hugh Hefner

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 2:35 pm


Granted, It turns out it was you, and you're now on Death Row.

I wish I was Hugh Hefner




done but since he's old and his heart was bound to give out you die before you can enjoy your new persona

I wish they would I had a brand new mercedes AMG S-Class

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/09/07 at 3:08 pm

Granted, but it's missing the motor.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 3:09 pm

Granted but its so good science decided to keep it in a jar for study.

I wish I could have a million wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/09/07 at 5:09 pm

Granted, but they're all going to be messed up so in turn you're just screwing yourself over.

I wish I was inherited all of Hugh Hefner's possessions, including the Playboy Bunnies.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/07 at 5:17 pm

Granted! Everything will be held instate for you till you reach 60 years old.

I wish I had a better memory

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/09/07 at 7:24 pm

Granted you also remember everything you don't want to.

I wish I knew how to get rid of every headache I get

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/07 at 10:10 pm

Done....no head no more headaches  ;D

I wish someone would pay me what I currently make just to stay home

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/09/07 at 10:30 pm

Granted, but you miss having a job after a while.

I wish rap didn't give me a headache.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/09/07 at 10:50 pm

*Gong* Rap no longer gives you a headache, but every time you hear "Baby Got Back", you have to go to the bathroom.

I wish my daughter wasn't so finicky with what she will eat.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/10/07 at 12:56 am

okay but now she eats everything and weighs 300 pounds

I wish I could read minds

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/10/07 at 1:02 am

*Gong* You now have the brain the size of a planet, hear every thought going on simultaneously, and think you're Bill Gates.


I wish I didn't sweat "the small shtuff".

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/10/07 at 9:01 am

granted,you have an operation where they literally put ice in your veins,so you don't sweat, or worry about nothing



I wish I did not have to worry about money around Christmas


Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/10/07 at 1:40 pm

Granted, You're not a hobo and proud of it.

I wish I didn't have to worry about passing Math.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/10/07 at 1:56 pm

*Gong* You are now a rocket scientist, so Math is a breeze- but you now speak Esperanto, not English.

I wish my band's fliers were done.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/10/07 at 4:21 pm

The fliers are done, the gig but the gig is cancelled

I wish my eyesight wasn't so poor

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: banshee714 on 12/10/07 at 5:31 pm

granted, but you become blind one day later

i wish there wasnt dust on my computer

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/10/07 at 6:49 pm

The dust is on your clothes.

I wish my friend were safe.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/11/07 at 12:58 am

*Gong* Your friend is safe, but you are getting prepared for dinner by cannibals in Zaire.

I wish my Christmas cards reached everyone safely.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/11/07 at 2:52 am

Granted! You could will arrive safely, but not at the actual on the envelope.

I wish I do not have to travel on the bus.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: banshee714 on 12/11/07 at 6:51 am

granted, but you are paralized and cant walk!

I wish my christmas tree wouldn't fall over

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/11/07 at 8:33 am

Granted,because it burns up.



I wish my husband would put are tree up.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: KKay on 12/11/07 at 8:42 am

if you're not home when it falls, will it make a noise?


I need someone to clean up the yard.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/11/07 at 9:09 am

Granted! A bear from the woods will clean the yard for you.

I wish it to snow on Christmas Day.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/11/07 at 9:12 am

Granted,there is a freak weather pattern over England,and it will snow for the next 365 days



I wish I knew what to buy my daughter for her birthday.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: banshee714 on 12/11/07 at 2:43 pm

granted, but the things are out of stock

I wish i had a color printer

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/11/07 at 4:22 pm

granted but its a brand new model manufactured by crayola so all of your prints are "colored"

I wish I wasn't so lazy today

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Henk on 12/11/07 at 4:44 pm

Granted. You will now be lazy all other days of the year.



I wish I knew what to eat tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/11/07 at 4:48 pm


Granted. You will now be lazy all other days of the year.

  how is that negatives  :-\\  OH YEAH  ;D


Granted you realize that you have cannibalistic tendencies so now you know you will eat a neighbor tomorrow.


I wish my landlord will finish the project he started back in May!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/11/07 at 4:50 pm

*Gong* The project is finished.....just as you move out!

I wish my daughter's cat wouldn't shed so much.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/11/07 at 5:15 pm

Granted. The cat is now a Sphynx

I wish it weren't so goddam humid today

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: MLB on 12/11/07 at 6:13 pm

Granted!  Now it's raining and oops, power outage....they say it's going to take days to fix.
   

      I wish I knew what happened to my paycheck!


     

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/11/07 at 7:16 pm

*Gong* You discover that what the IRS hasn't taken from you, Sally Struthers has...and added it to her food budget!

I wish I knew where an old friend of mine is at.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/11/07 at 7:20 pm

Granted...but you discover the foul smell was not a dead mouse in the walls but your buddy dressed as Santa stuck in the chimney.  :-\\


I wish I could find a comfortable pair of heels.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/11/07 at 10:01 pm

Granted,but unfortunately you only get to wear them for 2 minutes,when they cause you to fall and sprain your ankle


I wish I could see in the future

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/11/07 at 10:28 pm

Granted, You can now see one second into the future

I wish annoying songs wouldn't get stuck in my head!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/12/07 at 2:20 am

*Gong* Those "annoying" songs are now your favorite songs in the whole world!..."I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wor-r-rld!......"

I wish I had the new Stakka Bo LP.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/12/07 at 2:45 am


Done too bad you don't have a needle in your record player

I wish Left Eye could come back from the dead for one more TLC concert...and that I had a ticket

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/12/07 at 3:03 am

*Gong* You have a ticket to TLC's "One Night Only Show".....in Purgatory!

I wish my cat hadn't just farted at me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/12/07 at 3:15 am

Gong! He shat on you instead!

I wish my toe didn't hurt

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/12/07 at 6:50 am

Granted ,now your whole foot hurts


I wish I could get rid of my headache

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/12/07 at 7:27 am

Granted! Your headache has gone and has been replaced with sound of Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits.

I wish I was around in the 1940's

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/12/07 at 7:35 am

Just one word  Blitzkrieg


Wish I had a wish to wish a wish away

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/12/07 at 9:36 pm

You have a wish, but you can't use it.

I wish I would stop typing "The person below me" in this thread.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 1:58 am

*Gong* You are now typing "the person in my bathroom" in this thread!

I wish this Saturday would come quicker!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/13/07 at 2:10 am

Gong! Saturday comes. And goes... now it's sunday night!  8)

I wish I earned greater than $50,000 per annum  :D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 2:14 am

*Gong* You now earn $1 million per annum......which translates into $.50, after taxes and "Microsoft" fees.

I wish more of my music were available on CD.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/13/07 at 6:16 am

ok, but all the work is pirated and copied and know one knows whose music it really is


I wish I didn't eat so much for breakfast

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/13/07 at 6:58 am

Granted,but you should see how much you eat for dinner



I wish for better vision

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 2:01 pm

*Gong* Your vision is so clear, you see your grandmother naked in the shower, and consequently gouge your eyes out.

I wish I worked better under pressure.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/13/07 at 2:50 pm

Granted, Now you can only work better when "Under Pressure" by Queen is playing. You soon get annoyed with the song.

I wish the people I didn't like didn't exist.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/13/07 at 2:54 pm

ok, but the people you do like have gone with them

I wish that when it snowed the show would avoid the streets, sidewalks and driveways

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 2:55 pm

*Gong* The snow has avoided said areas, but has piled all up on your dwelling.

I wish I had something to eat.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/13/07 at 2:57 pm

You can now eat the dead fish in my aquerium

I wish I didn't see that fish...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/13/07 at 4:11 pm

You no longer see dead fsh and don't remember the one you saw.  You can't see seafood now eaither.

I wish I had a Betta fish that would jump up and kiss my finger like Rosy use to. 

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/07 at 4:24 pm

Done but after the first time it realizes it likes the way you taste and eats your finger.

I wish I didn't have to do laundry.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/13/07 at 6:18 pm

Granted, You are now a nudist

I wish I could drink as much as I wanted without breaking the law or dying.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 6:57 pm

*Gong* You can now drink as much as you want...but eating rice before drinking is not suggested!

I wish my daughter wasn't a "grumpy Gus".

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/13/07 at 7:28 pm

Granted, it does make the days that she's not grumpy more of a joy.


I wish I didn't feel so full (of food)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/13/07 at 7:30 pm

NOW YOU ARE STARVING! HOW DOES THAT FEEL!? YOU LIKE THAT!? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE GREEDY!

I wish I had somebody to talk to at the moment.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/13/07 at 7:33 pm


NOW YOU ARE STARVING! HOW DOES THAT FEEL!? YOU LIKE THAT!? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE GREEDY!

I wish I had somebody to talk to at the moment.


;D


YEAH, OKAY, LET'S SEE - I'LL FIND YOU A VERY LONELY ELDERLY MAN TALKING ABOUT WORLD WAR I FOR THREE HOURS!


I wish my ear didn't feel so plugged up

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/07 at 7:34 pm

Okay but the device used to clear up your ear also sucks your brain out.




Granted, You are now a nudist
  I should've rephrased this... I wish I had my own washer & dryer so I didn't have to go to the laundromat

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/13/07 at 7:41 pm


Okay but the device used to clear up your ear also sucks your brain out.


  I should've rephrased this... I wish I had my own washer & dryer so I didn't have to go to the laundromat



Granted.. the laundromat allows you to mingle with fellow people and maybe meet a new friend  :)

I wish I didn't have to go outside after leaving work here.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/07 at 7:45 pm


Granted.. the laundromat allows you to mingle with fellow people and maybe meet a new friend  :)


Apparently you haven't seen the people who frequent my laundromat  ;D

on to your wish...

Okay you now live where you work and never have to go outside again.

I wish I found a genie in a bottle to grant me real wishes

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/13/07 at 7:48 pm

;D That's true... seedy kinds of people.


Just make sure this isn't the kind of Genie that mixes up certain wishes with other things...


I wish the Holidays weren't coming up so quickly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/07 at 7:50 pm

The holidays are over! You blinked and missed them.....oh and you got nothing  :\'(

I wish I were smarter

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 8:03 pm

*Gong* You now can beat Stephen Hawking in an argument...but you've lost all motivation.

I wish I were more motivated.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/13/07 at 11:21 pm

Granted, Your family is put into danger. You get an instant burst of motivation to save them, and then your motivation is gone.

I wish I never had to pee again!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/13/07 at 11:35 pm

*Gong* You're a eunuch, with no bladder.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much turkey!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/13/07 at 11:49 pm

Granted, Instead you've eaten too much chicken.

I wish I was Homer Simpson.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/14/07 at 3:27 am

*Gong* You now run around with a huge beer gut, 3 hairs on your head, and end up saying "D'oh!" every seventh word.

I wish I weren't feeling so full (of food).

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/14/07 at 6:34 am

Granted,endless hours over the toilet bowl will take care of that.



I wish to find inner peace

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/14/07 at 7:59 am

OK but you are catatonic and unaware of what is going on all around you

I wish my young man was a litlle boy again

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/14/07 at 8:14 am

Granted he is now 5 and you get to do everything again, but every 10 years he goes back to being 5, and the process keeps repeating.


I wish I was someplace warm.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/14/07 at 9:10 am

How does the surface of the Sun feel for yeh?

I wish I was the most charming guy in the world.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/14/07 at 10:40 am

granted  8-P I'm never going on a date with you again ;)

I wish I knew what my creativity wanted to do right now so I can get back to writing parodies once in a while

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/14/07 at 11:02 am

Granted, You find out your creativity is now into making "Saw" like tortures.

I wish I could have my final project done and over with.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/14/07 at 1:02 pm

Granted, but you never remember where you put it.



I wish to win lots of money.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/14/07 at 2:55 pm

Granted, But after taxes it comes down to about 5 bucks, which still "lots" of money in some 3rd world countries.

I wish I was always comfortable.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/14/07 at 2:56 pm

ok, you are so comfortable your muscles atrophy and you can't go anywhere anymore

I wish I could dress in silk

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/14/07 at 2:58 pm

You could but it's gonna cost you about 5,000 dollars.

I wish everything was free for me and only me!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 12/14/07 at 5:05 pm

ok, but you are hounded by friends, family, hangers-on, and complete strangers all wanting you to get stuff for them

I wish I could stop sneezing

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/14/07 at 6:02 pm

Granted.  But now you have a perpetual case of the hiccups.

I wish we'd get 8 inches of snow this weekend.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/14/07 at 11:53 pm

Granted, but your doors are iced shut.

I wish my skin weren't so dry.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/15/07 at 12:00 am

Granted, but now your pores are oozing all that lovely, oily sebum out of your system.

I wish that sales tax was non-existent.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/15/07 at 12:02 am

Now the city has nothing to use as pay for the city.

I wish I didn't have to attend driving school.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/15/07 at 12:06 am

Granted, and here are your speeding tickets that you will have to pre-pay.

I wish some people had more common sense.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/15/07 at 12:08 am

okay but now you've lost your license.

I wish it were warmer and weren't on the sun  ;D


Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
Done but now you don't


I wish I typed faster

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/15/07 at 12:18 am

Done, but not without all the constant typos you make.

I wish I were more wittier.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/15/07 at 4:17 am

*Gong* Your wit is now enhanced, and your tongue is so sharp, you cut your own throat.

I wish that a lot of people will show at the Promo show tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/15/07 at 11:50 pm

So many people are there that it creates a fire hazard and the venue is closed down.

I wish I could sleep in a vacuum until I die.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/16/07 at 3:55 am

Granted. Here's your death-proof Dyson.

I wish to be on TV.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/16/07 at 4:08 am

You are now a contestant on Survivor: Iraq!

I wish I had an air conditioning system

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/16/07 at 4:31 am

*Gong* Your new air conditioning system: Can be found over at Alan's. Remind him one of his fans is yours.

I wish I oculd get my house decorated tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/16/07 at 8:02 am

Granted, but afterwards you realize you accidentally put up Halloween decorations.

I wish I could get a bit more of sleep before I have to leave for the day.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/16/07 at 9:48 am

Granted unfortunately you sleep through your plans.



I wish my daughter would help around the house.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/16/07 at 3:51 pm

*Gong* You feel guilty, after your daughter cleans the house, to the extent of vacuuming the rain gutters.

I wish my daughter felt better.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/16/07 at 10:53 pm

She feels so good that she takes a walk around the world. You'll see her again eventually.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/17/07 at 12:51 am

Tomorrow came and went, as my magic wand is on crack.

I wish I could speak fluent Cantonese.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/17/07 at 7:32 pm

Good, one less day 'til break.

Granted, but you forget English in the process.

I wish I were able to fluently speak every language known to man.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/17/07 at 7:49 pm

*Gong* You now speak so many languages that you mix them all into one "master" language....and nobody can understand a blind word you're saying.

I wish I could get this headache to go away!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/17/07 at 10:52 pm

When your foot gets accidentally runned over,you will forget about your headache


I wish i could get over my insomnia

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/17/07 at 11:15 pm

You're over it, but everybody else is still annoyed by it.

I wish I were an elephant.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/18/07 at 3:43 am

*Gong* You are now the Head Mahout, and are eaten....one piece at a time.

I wish I had snappier comebacks.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/18/07 at 3:46 am

Granted, but you've become Andrew Dice Clay and your career is over and nobody wants to hear them.      ( I actually like his comedy, the old stuff anyways)


I wish I could go back to College and live in a wild Fraternity like the one in the movie Animal House

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/18/07 at 3:47 am

*Gong* You are now John Belushi.....dead.....and missed.....

I wish I could have been more popular.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 12/20/07 at 12:17 am

Granted, but I'm the only one that sees you as popular, and being a total loser...

I wish I were a famous singer.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/20/07 at 2:04 am

Granted! The famous singer you will be Britney Spears.

I wish I could travel more.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/20/07 at 2:39 am

*Gong* Your "Self Assembly" zeppelin is in the mail, and as soon as you get it assembled and inflated, you're in like Flynn!

I wish I were a bit thinner.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/20/07 at 6:40 am

Granted,you go on a crash diet,get so thin that a big gust of wind blows you away and you land in a deserted Pacific Ocean island.


I wish I could wrap presents better.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/20/07 at 1:55 pm

*Gong* Your gift wrapping is so perfect that no one opens the gifts, for fear of destroying the gift wrapping.

I wish people wouldn't be quite so thin-skinned.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/07 at 8:28 pm

Now people aren't but you are...

I wish I didn't get sick

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/22/07 at 12:27 pm

okay  you never sneeze or cough and you get huge headaches because of this.

I wish I had a recording device and an account on Youtube

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/22/07 at 2:24 pm

Don't answer the door the FBI has come to arrest you for the porn you just posted  ;D

I wish I were more popular  :(

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/22/07 at 3:25 pm

*Gong* You can't open your door, because of all the people camping on your lawn- reminiscent of Woodstock.

I wish my chest would quit aching.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/24/07 at 12:11 pm

Okay  Your chest stops aching and gets harrier.

I wish I wouldn't get so cold

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/24/07 at 1:47 pm


Okay  Your chest stops aching and gets harrier.

I wish I wouldn't get so cold



so now were back on the sun again... dang I hate it here

I wish I could go to the bathroom

edited because I no longer have to go to the bathroom... and not I didn't wet my pants!


I WISH I COULD EAT LUNCH!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/24/07 at 3:26 pm

*Gong* You are now eating lunch...and dinner....and dessert...and tomorow's breakfast...all at once...

I wish I could've gotten my family more gifts this year.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/24/07 at 3:39 pm

Gong! You have many gifts for your family, but now your family feels guilty for only giving you very few, cheap gifts.

I wish I could eat more than my body allows.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/24/07 at 3:41 pm

*Gong* Hello, Mr. Creosote! So nice to meet you!

I wish every member of "In the '00s" would enjoy the Christmas season.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/24/07 at 3:43 pm

Gong! Christmas is banned, a few hours before it begins!

I wish everyone gets what they want for Christmas

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/24/07 at 6:08 pm

Granted, but poor Santa and his helpers suffered fatal heart attacks accomplishing this herculean feat.  No more Christmas gifts after this year.  (Bummer.)

I wish that I'll (FINALLY!) have a winning streak playing Halo tonight.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/26/07 at 3:46 pm

*Gong* You are zapped into the game, and killed off just as you hit the World Record.

I wish my wife wasn't sick today, poor baby.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/26/07 at 4:05 pm

Abracadabra  your wife is no longer sick, but you are

I wish I Were one of the worlds greatest magicians

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/07 at 4:59 pm

(I know the guy who won the title a couple years back.....)


Poof you are now the Masked Magician but you've been unmasked and everyone hates you for giving away trade secrets!

I wish I could walk on water

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/26/07 at 5:13 pm

Granted!  And you can really scoot along, too!  Only catch is that you now look like this:

http://www.biosurvey.ou.edu/okwild/misc/images/waterstrider.jpg


;D ;D ;D

I wish I could write fantasy fiction like J.K. Rowling.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/07 at 5:20 pm

Okay you wrote Harry Potter and released it but it was after hers so everyone now knows you're a fraud!

I wish I my script would get picked up for a Disney Channel Movie

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/26/07 at 5:25 pm

Granted, but they simply cannot agree on when to air it, so it never gets shown.  :-\\

I wish that I get an exciting, good-paying job after I graduate next semester.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/07 at 5:29 pm

Congratulations you're now a stripper!

I wish I could move to LA

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/26/07 at 6:19 pm

Done, but you're killed in a drive by shooting an hour later.

I wish I could charm the ladies like I did 20 years ago

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/26/07 at 6:28 pm

poof you can now charm the ladies like you use to but they're all cross dressers

I wish I were taller

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/07 at 6:41 pm

now you're nine feet tall and don't fit anywhere

I wish I could move to la and not die in a drive by

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/26/07 at 7:07 pm

You move to LA but die by some other means.

I wish I was a multi-millionaire

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/26/07 at 7:19 pm

Voila, but then everybody you ever wronged hears about your new found wealth, and files a class action lawsuit against you, and you end up owing millions more


I wish I was a bagpipe player

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/07 at 8:13 pm

okay but the only song you can play is celebration so really it sounds like this  8)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lEfSf-JQ1IQ

I wish I could have embedded the clip instead of just posting a link!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/27/07 at 3:09 am

Granted! lEfSf-JQ1IQ But it doesn't work.  :-\\


I wish it were New Years Eve!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/27/07 at 3:24 am

3..2..1....happy new year. unfortunatlely, a lottery ticket worth $100,000,000 that you forgot you bought a year ago expires Dec 30

i wish that I had a set of bumper cars

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/27/07 at 4:38 am

*Gong* Congratulations.....you're Charo. Now Howard is gonna chase you around, trying to "drive your bumper cars".

I wish my feet worked better.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/27/07 at 10:35 am

Granted,they work so good the rest of your body can't keep up,you have to hire Richard Simmons to help you with this.




I wish I could stick to my New Years resolutions.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 12/27/07 at 12:48 pm

no problem  I'll use a little glue  paste  and now there  stuck on you

I wish it were spring now so I can see my garden plants bloom and grow

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/27/07 at 1:17 pm

It's Spring and raining so much that your house is flooded

I wish I had magical powers

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/27/07 at 3:05 pm

*Gong* You are now the equivalent of Magic Mongo. (God help us)

I wish my wife's boss would appreciate her more.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/27/07 at 3:16 pm

okay but now they are in love

I wish my clothes could wash themselves

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/27/07 at 3:23 pm

Done, but then neighbors hear all about your discovery, steal all of your clothes, and you end up naked.

I wish I was a astronaut

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/27/07 at 3:27 pm

You are an astronaut, but unfortunately you the the astronaut that is featured in the Peter Schilling song "Major Tom" and you are floating aimlessly into space...


I could really use a maid

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/27/07 at 3:36 pm

*Gong* You have a French maid.......outfit. On the good side, your hubby chases you around like he hasn't done in years.

I wish my daughter listened more to things I tell her to do.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/27/07 at 3:38 pm

Done. She listens to every word you say, but acts on none of them.

I wish I was feeling better and more awake right now.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/27/07 at 3:39 pm

*Gong* You are now a cyborg- how does it feel to be Marvin, the Paranoid Android?

I wish I had a "reality TV" show.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/27/07 at 3:40 pm

Ding! Fear Factor only 10x grosser so nobody volunteers to try out on it, and you have no viewers.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/27/07 at 3:51 pm


I wish Matthias had posted a wish!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/27/07 at 4:00 pm

Granted! I wish I had more time to wish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/27/07 at 4:03 pm

now you have all the time in the world to wish but you keep asking for them too late so none are granted

I wish someone would make me something to eat

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/27/07 at 4:08 pm

Presto, a fantastic feast appears before you, but you suddenly become anorexic and have no more interest

I wish shopping malls weren't so crowded

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 12/27/07 at 4:13 pm

You are now the proud owner of a shopping mall but alas no one frequents it and you are bankrupt.

I wish I had just one more day off.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/27/07 at 5:57 pm

*Gong* You are fired from yer job....now you have all the days off you ever need!

I wish I could re-live the 1980s.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/28/07 at 7:35 am

Granted..but you are a different person,and your taste of music,Tv,movies everything changed and you hate the 1980's.



I wish I could go to the Super Bowl.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/28/07 at 8:45 am

As you wish........but you're reincarnated as a jock strap for the event

I wish I was less neurotic

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/28/07 at 1:30 pm

*Gong* You are now schizophrenic.

I wish my lower back would pop.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 12/28/07 at 9:04 pm

Okeedokee, but it pops as you are flattened by a semi truck

I wish I could get my old record collection back

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 12/28/07 at 10:43 pm

Granted! It's back, but records players aren't and you'll never be able to listen to them.

I wish I was a member of Green Day.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/29/07 at 10:19 am

Granted..oh no there was a mistake you are a member of the enviromental band Greeen Way.



I wish my mom would have gotten a chance to meet her grandkids

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/30/07 at 4:03 pm

*Gong* Why, Grandma......what waxy skin you have!
          "The better to preserve my youthful looks, my dear!"

I wish I hadn't just farted.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 12/31/07 at 10:34 am

We wish so too it still smells through the computer.


I wish I could think of a wish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/01/08 at 10:27 am

Granted, but while you are thinking of one, you start singing the old Oscar Mayer Wiener jingle, and.......poof.....

I wish Santa Claus paid my bills for Christmas

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/01/08 at 11:38 am

Granted Ho Ho Ho Santa : ;D


I wish I could live where it was 75 year round.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/01/08 at 9:27 pm

*Gong* You live in Hawaii....next to the base of a volcano....

I wish I wasn't sick today. 8-P

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/02/08 at 12:24 am

Granted you trade places with me,oops wait I'm sick too,sorry guess your stuck being sick.



I wish I would never get a cold again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/02/08 at 2:57 am

Granted, but you die instead

I wish it would stop snowing

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 01/02/08 at 5:28 am

Granted - No more snow, 'cause now it's 100°F + all day, everyday from now on.  8)


I wish 2008 turns out to be an awesome year

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/02/08 at 7:08 am

*Gong* 2008 turns out great.....2009, though, ain't as divine.

I wish I could SLEEP!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/02/08 at 9:22 am

Granted, you are given a magic potion to sleep,when you wake up it is 2018 and you've missed 10 yrs of your daughter growing up.



I wish I could see in the future.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/02/08 at 4:24 pm

*Gong* You have the power to see into the future...by 15 seconds.

I wish my hair didn't feel so greasy.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 01/02/08 at 6:46 pm

Granted. You lose all of your hair. Now you no longer have hair to feel greasy.

I wish more people would check out my Epic 20 list. http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=30285.0

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/02/08 at 6:50 pm

*Gong* Every surviving member of "Inthe'00s" has now perused this list. They just don't respond to it.

I wish my sinuses weren't so durn clogged.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 01/02/08 at 6:55 pm

Granted. You become Michael Jackson like and no longer have a nose.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/02/08 at 10:37 pm


Granted. You become Michael Jackson like and no longer have a nose.


I wish Matthias would've posted a durn wish!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: TigerMystic on 01/02/08 at 10:44 pm

Granted, but it was such a bizarre, crazy, freaked out durn wish that you couldn't begin to think of a durn snappy response.

I wish for a much better, less traumatic year this 2008.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/02/08 at 10:46 pm

*Gong* You are euthanized from 72 hours straight of listening to "Shiny Happy People", and now resemble a Stepford Wife.

I wish I could find a "modern" music group to get into, so I wasn't considered such a "old fart".

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 01/02/08 at 10:52 pm

Gong You become Fall Out Boy's #1 biggest fan


I wish i didn't have to shave so often

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 01/02/08 at 11:39 pm

Gong! Society no longer needs you to shave to be look successful.
You become a Werewolf.

I wish I could be a member on "Who's Line Is It Anyways"

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 01/03/08 at 12:32 am

My friend wished that he could be on Who's Line
I granted it because I had the time
Had the feeling that this would be so
He got fired and cancelled was the show

I wish I knew what hair style I wanted

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 01/03/08 at 12:56 am

Granted. You want a mullet!

I wish I were a superhero.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/03/08 at 7:18 am

Granted,but your superhero powers turn you into a baby.



I wish for better health.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/03/08 at 9:48 pm

*Gong* Your health is A-OK, but your Credit Ratings are now the equivalency of Swiss Cheese, after all of the tests you've had run, just to assure your perfect health.

I wish I could say certain things to people, without them taking it the wrong way. (Mom, mainly)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/03/08 at 10:54 pm

your mom is now Roseanne Conner and you can say whatever you want to her but be warned... her tongue is quicker and she never holds back!

I wish we lived in an opposite world where bad credit was good and we played five days a week and only worked two...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/03/08 at 10:58 pm

*Gong* The world is as you say, but now St. Francis of Assisi turns out to be a sadist who maimed small animals, and Santa Claus...what a bastard! He's the big fat dork who sneaks down chimneys and steals all the children's favorite toys!

I wish my mother stopped being so snooty.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 01/04/08 at 6:15 am

*Bam*  She goes from snooty to hurt, nothing worse than playing the hurt card

I wish I was in better shape

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/04/08 at 12:48 pm

*Gong* You are now perfectly shaped.....like a watermelon.

I wish the wind would calm down a bit.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/04/08 at 9:56 pm


*Gong* You are now perfectly shaped.....like a watermelon.

I wish the wind would calm down a bit.


The wind is gone but you go outside and find a witch lying under the house and you're surrounded by munchkins

I wish it would stop raining

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 01/04/08 at 11:54 pm

It has stopped raining but there is a huge lake outside of your house so big that you cant go anywhere.

  I wish I could get to the mailbox without crossing a flooded street

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/08 at 1:01 am


It has stopped raining but there is a huge lake outside of your house so big that you cant go anywhere.

  I wish I could get to the mailbox without crossing a flooded street




works for me I have to work in the AM if my street is flooded (which it nearly is) then I can call in!  ;D

okay so no need for you to cross a flooded street... the flood brought the mail box to your door too bad everything inside is soaked and dang the check you were waiting for is now shredded!

I hope the power doesn't go out again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/05/08 at 1:11 am

Granted, but even you can't shut it off, and the power bill bankrupts you.

I wish my cat could walk my dog for me

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/08 at 1:14 am

okay but the dog discovers the wonders of "take-out" he comes back but the cat does not.

I wish I had more self control

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/05/08 at 1:23 am

Done...................2,000,000 copies of the Laura Branigan tune will be delivered to your door for the low price of $10.00 per CD on COD.

I wish I lived in the 1800s

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/08 at 1:32 am

*Poof you're in the 1800s aw you just died from some infectious disease

I wish the media wasn't so paparazzi driven

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/05/08 at 1:40 am

As you wish, but due to the drop in sales for film, photo accessories, and cameras, the world economy collapses and everyone ends up on welfare.


I wish I could play the Kazoo

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/08 at 1:54 am

*BANG* you are shot on sight for being a public nuisance  ::)

I wish I had something good to eat

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/05/08 at 2:05 am

Voila, you now have a hamster sandwich (he was a real good hamster)


I wish Britney Spears would get a clue.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/05/08 at 5:33 am

*Gong-pffffft* Hmmmm. According to the Laws of Ancient Magicks, there seems to be a few things that even corrupt wishes can't cover. This appears to fall under those guidelines.


I wish I had more help with this strange-yet-pointless wish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/05/08 at 9:03 am

Granted, as we speak the elders of the Laws of Ancient Magicks are trying to sort this out,one suggestion was amnesia,so she cannot remember who she was or what she did,another suggestion and the one they are leaning toward is to turn her into the board game Clue.




I wish I could of thought of something better.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/06/08 at 5:24 am

*Gong* Your thought was so brilliant that you decide it must NEVER come to light.

I wish my band members respected my input more.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/06/08 at 9:51 am

Granted you now sing with people that respect you,oh by the way you are now a solo act.




I wish I had some talent.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/06/08 at 5:06 pm

Granted, but there's not much of a market for your particular talent. You might go blind or have hair grow on your palms though.

I wish Santa had brought me a new guitar

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/06/08 at 5:13 pm


Granted, but there's not much of a market for your particular talent. You might go blind or have hair grow on your palms though.

I wish Santa had brought me a new guitar


He did- look at the post above you... ninny's cat took it.

I wish I had one of those computer programs that type out what I say.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/06/08 at 6:57 pm

Granted only it types everything in pig latin.



I wish I had the power to see in the future.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/06/08 at 7:06 pm


Granted only it types everything in pig latin.



I wish I had the power to see in the future.


okayday utbay ouyay ancay onlyday eesay entay inutesmay intoday ethay uturefay. ootay adbay otnay enoughday imetay otay uybay aday otterylay ickettay.

Iday ishway ymay upidstay omputercay pokesay americanday englishday

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: gibbo on 01/06/08 at 7:25 pm


okayday utbay ouyay ancay onlyday eesay entay inutesmay intoday ethay uturefay. ootay adbay otnay enoughday imetay otay uybay aday otterylay ickettay.

Iday ishway ymay upidstay omputercay pokesay americanday englishday


Finally.... someone who makes some sense!

I wish this luch break was longer :(

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/06/08 at 7:31 pm

well there goes your job... now you're on perpetual lunch

I wish it was Tuesday.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: gibbo on 01/06/08 at 7:40 pm


well there goes your job... now you're on perpetual lunch

I wish it was Tuesday.


You are right, this is too addictive!

I wish I didn't have to logout right NOW..... ok NOW........soon then.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/07/08 at 2:54 am

Granted.......Your computer blows up instead.

I wish I could figure out how to rewind my DVDs.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: gibbo on 01/07/08 at 5:23 am

Granted but it's always better to go forward.

I wish I had tomorrows newspaper today.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/07/08 at 5:50 am

*Gong* You are now Dave Lister in "Red Dwarf- Backwards".

I wish my mother had her own place to live.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 01/07/08 at 7:24 am

Granted! She takes your place and you're homeless.

I wish I didn't feel really sick this morning.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 01/29/08 at 4:44 pm

Seriously... I wish I wasn't sick this morning

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/29/08 at 4:55 pm

*Gong* You are healthy as an ox...except for your enlarged prostate.

I wish my wife would get the position she wants.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 01/29/08 at 5:00 pm

She gets the position, but the way she gets it is by getting the mob involved.... Now you have to take care of that!

I wish I could have one of those huge Sweet 16 birthday parties that the girls on MTV do for my 20th Birthday!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/29/08 at 7:52 pm

Done, but your party dress arrives 2 hours late, and you go postal on everybody, ruining the event.

I wish tofu tasted like junk food.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/08 at 9:12 pm


Done but it carries the same properties as junk food too and now you're fat.

I wish I wasn't fat.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/29/08 at 9:19 pm

*Gong* You OD on reducing pills......and become a Size 000.....literally.

I wish my daughter would eat more healthy food.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 01/30/08 at 11:07 am


*Gong* You OD on reducing pills......and become a Size 000.....literally.

I wish my daughter would eat more healthy food.

Your wish has come true,she has eaten so much healthy food she turned into a bunny.


I wish my daughter would apply herself more to her school work.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 01/30/08 at 1:15 pm

Granted, but her desire for education never ends, and you end up penniless due to tuition costs.

I wish my city had a year round amusement park.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 01/30/08 at 5:34 pm

You have it, and the carnies who go along with it.

I wish the Superbowl was over

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/31/08 at 3:47 am

*Gong* The SuperBowl ends when RIchard Simmons, RuPaul & the surviving Village People take the Halftime Show.

I wish my Tax Refund were already here.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/08 at 8:15 pm

You have your tax refund...enjoy that happy meal $1.99 doesn't buy what it used to

I wish I could do my own taxes

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/01/08 at 2:38 am

*Gong* You are now a Certified Accountant...which means "goodbye, personality & dating options".

I wish my stress would disappear.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 02/12/08 at 10:50 pm

Granted, but it disappears just as you get fatally hit by a bus.

I wish Burritos didn't give me gas.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/13/08 at 1:54 am

*Gong* You no longer get gas from burritos, because you become vegetarian- but all that broccoli......

I wish my new band was already assembled.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 02/21/08 at 1:50 am


Done...unfortunately this is your new band.

http://tinyurl.com/2y52sr



I wish I had one of those  like on the Jetsons that can give you a plate of food with the push of a button.


Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/21/08 at 2:42 am

*Gong* You get frustrated because every button of your Auto-Food-o-Mat 5000 gets jammed, and the result is a blend of tofu, okra muffins and asparagus ice cream.

I wish I wasn't so bummed out tonight.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 02/22/08 at 12:27 am

Boing! You can't stop laughing.... EVER!!!!

I wish Reel Big Fish would come and perform for me

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/03/08 at 3:03 pm

Done, but they play in the prison parking lot while you are executed for a crime you didn't commit.

I wish beer was free.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/07/08 at 5:23 am

*Gong* Beer is free.....because it has turned into Billy Beer.

I wish I could bash in some faces, and actually be thanked for it.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/18/08 at 11:19 pm

Sure you'll be thanked right up to the electric chair...

I wish I was a genius in France...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/19/08 at 1:31 am

*Gong* Vous etes un geneur en France, mais tu ne comprend pas tout, parce que c'est tout en francais.

I wish I didn't feel totally rundown.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/19/08 at 11:07 am

Fine instead of rundown you're run-over by a steam roller...

I wish I was a cartoon character.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/19/08 at 11:07 pm

Done, but you end up as Kenny McCormack from South Park, and you get killed on a weekly basis.

I wish I could run a full marathon.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/19/08 at 11:11 pm

*Gong* You can now run a full marathon.....with a herd of hungry Brahma bulls on your heels.

I wish my wife wasn't so depressed.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/21/08 at 11:23 am

Your wife is now giggling nonstop and you can't make her stop.... ever.... Eventually she winds up in the Nut House.

I wish I was a famous, well-liked, popular movie star.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/21/08 at 1:19 pm

*Gong* Congratulations- you're Ron Jeremy.

I wish my band was already assembled.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/24/08 at 2:13 pm

It's a polka band, and nobody but old geezers and polish people listen to you

I wish I was on the cast of Scrubs

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/24/08 at 8:11 pm

Done, but get arrested accidentally walking in on Sarah Chalke in the bathroom.

I wish Spring would arrive when the calendar says it's supposed to.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 4:13 am

Granted! Here is an endless supply of correction fluid so that your calendar can be amended.

I wish that I did not grow old so quickly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/25/08 at 4:22 am

*Gong* The Doctor shows up, assesses you quickly, and places you in a time-halted dimensional envelope, where you stop aging.....but everyone & everything else ages normally.

I wish that my eldest uncle's last days are filled with peace, laughter, and some conscious memory.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/25/08 at 3:30 pm

This never happens, because your unle lives forever

I wish I was able to make everybody happy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/25/08 at 9:03 pm


Done but you become miserable because no one wants to make you happy

I wish I was as creative as you people.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:10 pm


Done but you become miserable because no one wants to make you happy

I wish I was as creative as you people.



The oldie but goodie............unlimited wishes        (that's if I can't get x-ray vision and invisibility...followed shortly by arrested).  :D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/25/08 at 10:02 pm


Done but you become miserable because no one wants to make you happy

I wish I was as creative as you people.



Boing! You now are as creative as us, but you're also as mentally messed up as all of us combined.

I wish I was a stupid spoilt whore.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/25/08 at 11:32 pm

*Gong* Hello, Paris Hilton!

I wish my hair would quit retreating from my head!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/26/08 at 6:00 am

Granted! The back from the back of your head will now grow forward thus covering the front of the scalp.

I wish I could speak a foreign language.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/26/08 at 7:14 am

Granted, You now speak pig latin fluently

I wish I was able to do everything I've ever wanted, and not only get away with it, but be encouraged to do it.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/26/08 at 7:28 pm

"POOF" done, but only after you already get sentenced to life in a prison where the warden's on the take.

I wish I could write comedy full time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Brigitte on 03/26/08 at 8:53 pm

Granted! But it's for Carrot Top!

I wish I had a maid...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/26/08 at 9:06 pm

Boink! A maid that causes you more trouble then help, and you can't fire her, because you're afraid that she'll kill you if you do.

I wish I lived in a world that was perfect.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/26/08 at 9:54 pm

* Gong* You are magically whisked away to the "Perfect World"....in the Walgreen's commercials- which ceases to be when the commercials come to an end, and is reborn when the commercials air again.....

I wish a President was in the White House that is neither Democrat nor Republican.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/26/08 at 10:33 pm

Granted!

The president in the White House is now a member of the Nazi Party.

I wish I was an amazing superhero.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: gibbo on 03/27/08 at 12:49 am


Granted!

The president in the White House is now a member of the Nazi Party.

I wish I was an amazing superhero.


Poof....Your undies are now worn on the outside.........Amazing!!!

I wish I was smarter......

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/27/08 at 7:34 am


Poof....Your udies are now worn on the outside.........Amazing!!!

I wish I was smarter......

Granted...oops,damm I should of put my glasses on I thought it said shorter........sorry


I wish I knew the meaning of life...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/27/08 at 11:47 am

You learn the meaning of life is to die, and you go into depression....

I wish I was able to hook up with the hot chicks in my class.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/28/08 at 1:26 am

*Gong* You have a magic fishing pole, to hook up those hot chicks...and their 6'10", 300 lb. brothers, all of whom are named "Bubba Dean".

I wish the musicians I contact wouldn't keep backing out on me!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/28/08 at 8:03 pm

Okee dokee, but every musician you contact suddenly loses their ability to play, but they do show up, and expect to be paid.

I wish George Carlin was my butler.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/29/08 at 11:28 am

Granted! He's better at telling jokes than he is at butlering, he also is a compulsive thief, and you find him in bed with your significant other.

I wish I could see Rush play live (And that it was the best concert of my life)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/29/08 at 1:34 pm

*Gong* You see Rush take the stage....play the best they ever have....and then rip off their skins.

"Geddy Lee" is revealed to be Michael Jackson, "Alex Lifeson" is really Richard Simmons, and "Neil Peart" becomes Michael Winslow, from the "Police Academy" series.

I wish I could shake this fog, when I wake up.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Brigitte on 03/29/08 at 3:52 pm

Granted! But first you must shake a FROG!

I wish I had a brand new car.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/29/08 at 8:53 pm

*Gong* You have a beautiful brand-new Aston Martin, complete with keys. It's perfect for you- if you're the size to drive a Matchbox car.

I wish I had more energy right now.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/30/08 at 6:40 am

Granted! Here have this bottle of Lucozade!

I wish I had a job.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/30/08 at 9:28 am

Granted. You work the downtown street corner for 5 bucks a night.

I wish I had my dream job.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/30/08 at 11:40 am


Granted. You work the downtown street corner for 5 bucks a night.

I wish I had my dream job.

Granted you get wish it's you and 75 screaming and moaning ladies,oh by the way you are now a nurse at a all female senior citizen home

I wish the laundry would magically be done

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/30/08 at 12:46 pm


The laundry is done.... much like the dishes were done in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead...someone throws your clothes in the air and shoots them with a shot gun.


I wish I had a chef.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/30/08 at 12:50 pm


The laundry is done.... much like the dishes were done in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead...someone throws your clothes in the air and shoots them with a shot gun.


I wish I had a chef.


Cool can I throw the dishes ;D

Your wish has been granted,Chef Ramsey will now live with you,he will not cook foryou only yell at you and tell you what bad food you make.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/30/08 at 4:22 pm


Cool can I throw the dishes ;D


You can throw the dishes, get a job at GAW, even scare an old lady to death if you want (not the option I'd chose though.lol) , just make another wish, will ya?  ;D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/30/08 at 4:54 pm

I wish ninny would make a friggen wish already

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/30/08 at 6:08 pm

*Gong* Ninny has appointed me to make the next wish......hahahahahahaha

I wish things would go my  frippin' way, for ONCE!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/30/08 at 6:13 pm


Ding... they just went your way....too bad you were facing the wrong direction.

I wish I had an unlimited cash flow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/30/08 at 6:40 pm

Dong! You also have unlimited tax flow, and the cash you still have is stolen repeatedly by convicts

I wish that my friend's new born baby boy will grow up healthy and strong.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 04/13/08 at 2:44 am

Wow, I thought this game was gonna keep on keeping on. I shalt continueth it.

Granted, Matthias, but he cries. And when I say cries, I mean cries LOUD!

I wish that someone gives me $10,000 for no reason.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 04/13/08 at 4:14 am

*Gong* You are given $10,000 by your mother, "just because"....and then your father takes it away, "just because".

I wish I could take a vacation.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 04/13/08 at 8:17 am

Granted,but they made a mistake booking you.So instead of London,England you are now going to London,Ontario Canada.you find it to be a lovely place and move there.




I wish the weather would get better

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 04/14/08 at 12:35 am

Granted, but turns out, you're in the rainforest.

I wish that happiness came in a box of chocolates.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 04/14/08 at 3:23 am

*Gong* Your "happiness-in-a-box-of-chocolates" appears on your doorstep....and someone has apparently taken a bite out of every damn one.....

I wish that I could be involved in a Pismo Beach clambake!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nondiva234 on 04/16/08 at 12:50 am

Granted, but the fairy who grants your wish no speak English. So instead, you get Pepto Bismol clam chowder.

I wish I could speak French well.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 04/16/08 at 3:34 am

*Gong* You speak French fluently.....circa 1508. Alas, no one understands the Old World version.

I wish I could take my vacation now.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 04/16/08 at 9:31 am

Granted! You're fired... Permanent vacation.

I wish I pass all my college classes with A's

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 04/16/08 at 2:47 pm

*Gong* You pass with all "A"s....and end up with the glorious honor of working somewhere with your name on your shirt.

I wish I wasn't sooooo bored.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 04/25/08 at 12:05 pm

Granted  now you're just so bored.

I wish ants would stop coming in the house

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 04/25/08 at 3:17 pm

*Gong* The ants are now repulsed by your house.....too bad Jehovah's Witnesses aren't.

I wish bill collectors would just LEAVE ME ALONE!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 04/25/08 at 7:48 pm

granted not The Jehovah's Witnesses wil be seeing you

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 04/26/08 at 9:02 am


granted not The Jehovah's Witnesses wil be seeing you

What's your wish?

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 04/26/08 at 11:17 am

opps ok I wish I owned a chocolate factory

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 04/26/08 at 11:49 am


opps ok I wish I owned a chocolate factory

Granted you are now a Oompah Loompah and you inherited the chocolate factory



I wish I could get free chocolate from your factory.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 04/26/08 at 3:54 pm

YES!

Granted, but I can only give you one a year

I wish money grew on money trees

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 04/26/08 at 6:55 pm


YES!

Granted, but I can only give you one a year

I wish money grew on money trees

Sounds good to me :)
Your wish is granted as long as the tree is in my yard....that's my wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 04/27/08 at 12:57 am

Granted but you'll have to wait a while for the cutting to grow

I wish they sold Pipevine so I can buy one. 

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 04/27/08 at 7:17 am

Granted,but it gets overwhelmed by the butterflys and actualy poisons itself.




I wish flowers would grow without me watering or taking care of them.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: wildcard on 04/27/08 at 11:00 am

Do you mean the butterflies poison themselves ( wich can happen) or the plant dies? 

Granted You now have air plants.        I've seen these at the store but I wasnt sure if they had flowers.  They do

I wish my Orange tree would fruit

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 04/27/08 at 4:06 pm

* Gong* Your orange trees provide so much fruit, that the trunk splits, falls over, and dies.....


I wish the laws of the universe would occasionally bend, for my convenience.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 02/26/09 at 10:08 am

Ding!

The laws of the Universe bend at your convience, unfortunatly the bending is done around Jupiter and unless you're there nothing happens

I wish everything in my life was perfect

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 02/26/09 at 10:28 am

Granted, but it was an imperfect person granting you the wish, so how perfect could it be

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/09 at 12:57 am

Granted, but now you have to make an actual wish to get anything. ;)

I wish for world peace.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 02/28/09 at 1:01 am

Granted but this leaves the earth open to alien attack

I wish for eternal life

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/09 at 1:03 am

Granted, but you'll live with cancer for all eternity.

I wish for lots of women.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 02/28/09 at 1:24 am

Granted, but they might all be over the age of 90 and weigh 300 pounds each

I wish I could fly

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/09 at 1:25 am

Granted, but birds will have a better aim.

I wish for infinite wisdom.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 02/28/09 at 1:29 am

Granted, but wisdom can't stop bullets

I wish for the fountain of youth

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/09 at 1:31 am

Granted, but there's no water in it.

I wish for racial harmony.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 02/28/09 at 8:05 am

Ding!

There's now a section for mixed-racial dating on eHarmony... Close enough

I wish my wishes were just as I pictured them, without any changes at all from what I really want out of them

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 02/28/09 at 10:27 am

granted...now you have pictures of all your wishes...and a photo album to store them in.


I wish I could go back 20 years in time.








(love that this thread has resurfaced!)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 1:13 am

Granted, but you lose all your memory of the past 20 years

I wish I coudl have been one of the Beatles

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 12:08 pm


So... Pete Best.... where have you been keeping yourself the last 46 years?  ;D


I wish I could lose weight faster

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 1:30 pm

Granted, but the doctor's getting ready to amputate the limb of your choice


I wish I could be 2 places at one time

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 1:40 pm


and you are about the be split in half.... good news...you also get a choice- would you prefer horizontal or vertical?


I wish my newest bestest friend would get off her arse and come visit me...for real!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/01/09 at 1:44 pm

What you don't know is the reason why your besest friend hasn't been visiting you is because they're a zombie... You visit each other and your friend instantly devours you.

I wish I can get that job back at Disney World for the summer!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 1:57 pm

Granted, but your hourly pay is a dollar a day and your shifts are 17 hours long with no bathroom breaks

I wish I owned my own island

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/01/09 at 2:00 pm

Granted! The inhabitants for your island are hungry cannibals and there's a volcano on that island that goes off and destroys everything on it every hour on the hour. (I guess that makes the people of that island a Cannibal Corpse!  ;D)

I wish my puns were appreciated...


Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 2:13 pm


...but they're not!  ;D

I wish people could read my mind!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/01/09 at 2:24 pm

Everyone starts hating you because they can read all the bad things you think about them...

I wish I could read everyone else's mind

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 2:27 pm



too bad you're a slow reader someone just killed you and you still didn't see it coming...


I wish wasn't always late.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/01/09 at 3:10 pm

Now you're three hours early to everything you attend so before the event starts you're bored out of your mind

I wish I could get this week's paycheck already!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: MLB on 03/01/09 at 3:16 pm

Hahaha!  Too bad ...the check comes but you have some sudden bills that arrive the same day which you need to take care of, so the cash you were counting on goes right thru your hands.

  I want my stepmother's excess household items and random boxes of "crap" to disappear and not return.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 3:18 pm


poof they're gone...but the cleaning fairy couldn't distinguish her crap from your crap so now everything is gone....


I wish I could always be happy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/01/09 at 3:19 pm

You now get the role of "Happy" (One of the 7 dwarves) at Disney World FOREVER!!!

I wish I was the lead singer of a popular rock band!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 4:04 pm


too bad you decide to live the life of the rock star... the night after celebrating your success you are discovered dead in your bathroom...apparently you OD'd


I wish I had magic credit  card that paid itself off!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/01/09 at 5:12 pm

Wish granted,now your creditors would like to know when you will replace the monopoly money you paid with.


I wish that I could lose some weight.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 5:31 pm

Granted, you've now lost 0.0003  pounds by spending 1 calory typing your message.

I wish I coudl lift over 10,000 pounds

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/01/09 at 5:39 pm


Granted, you've now lost 0.0003  pounds by spending 1 calory typing your message.

I wish I coudl lift over 10,000 pounds

Granted,unfortunately you are a cartoon character.

I wish I could solve problems with the blink of my eye.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 5:48 pm

Granted, but with each problem you solve, 10 new ones arise and your eyes will blink faster and faster to solve new problems  until it drives you insane

I wish I could type by telepathy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 5:54 pm


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I wish I could have typed that faster.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/15/09 at 6:58 pm

Unfortunatly, you will type faster and faster and never be able to stop

I wish I could see the sun through the clouds

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/15/09 at 9:03 pm



You get your wish but now your eyes are oozing out of your skull because your body just wasn't made to look directly at the sun.


I wish I could stop coughing

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/09 at 7:29 pm

Sure, but those germs never leave your body and you die of sickness.

I wish I had a driver's license without ever having to drive.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/18/09 at 10:47 pm

Granted. With your limited experience, you probably live about 30 minutes until you drive off a cliff

I want to never have any problems in life

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/18/09 at 11:07 pm

Granted, but your friends will become so jealous, they'll shoot you multiple times.

I wish that my mother could be brought back to life.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/19/09 at 12:15 am

Granted, but she was brought back at age 5, and potential outside events may mean you will never be born

I wish everyone donated to the poor

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/19/09 at 8:14 am

Granted the poor become rich and the rich become poor...

I wish that South Park would stop parodying movies and television and start coming up with new ideas

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 03/19/09 at 3:37 pm


granted but like all good original programming the show is canceled after three weeks.


I wish my laundry would do itself.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 03/19/09 at 4:15 pm

Granted, but all your clothes turn out pink due to the excess bleach used in hot water

I wish the price of oil would go down 99%

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/20/09 at 10:41 am

It does for like a second and then the big gas companies realize their mistake and instead raise it by 99%

I wish Gas Companies weren't the evil demons they are.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 07/05/10 at 12:37 am

I love that that wish was the one that stumped the thread

Better wish: I wish that the oil company BP wasn't full of incompetent morons

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 8:22 pm

Granted, so they have been replaced with competent morons.

I wish the Ny Yankees folded

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 07/05/10 at 11:03 pm

They did because all of New York was bombed by terrorists

I wish that our oceans were clean again

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 11:29 pm

Clean is in the eye of the beholder

I wish there was a shut-out in an NBA game

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 07/06/10 at 1:13 am

Oops! Misheard instead there was a shoot out in an NBA game...

I wish my dorm mates would be quiet so I could go to sleep

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/17/10 at 11:34 am


Oops! Misheard instead there was a shoot out in an NBA game...

I wish my dorm mates would be quiet so I could go to sleep


Granted, but the fire in your dorm goes unnoticed as they cannot tell you it's there!

I wish my bug bites would go away.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 07/17/10 at 11:51 am

Granted, but the West Nile is still there and will not go away

I wish I can get a video from Weird Al for my song parody documentary

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Frank on 07/18/10 at 1:31 am


Granted, but the West Nile is still there and will not go away

I wish I can get a video from Weird Al for my song parody documentary

Granted, but the video is in Mandarin Chinese with no subtitles

I wish all that oil can be removed from the gulf of Mexico

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 07/18/10 at 10:45 pm

Granted... As well as all of the water too...

I wish my friends liked the movie "Gran Torino"

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/10 at 12:01 pm


Granted... As well as all of the water too...

I wish my friends liked the movie "Gran Torino"


Granted (Grantorinod), but they rave about it so much that you start to hate it.

I wish it were cold again!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/10 at 12:11 am

Granted you are transported to Antarctica and you cannot leave

I wish I could go back and work at the Jungle Cruise at Disney World again

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/17/11 at 1:34 pm

I guess that's too much to ask for...

I wish I can get this script done this weekend.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/18/11 at 8:12 am

Granted your wish has come true: the bad news it was written in invisible ink.



I wish I could get my bills caught up.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: danootaandme on 03/20/11 at 9:56 am

Granted your heirs paid them off with the life insurance policy

I wish spring would come

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/20/11 at 10:09 am

Granted. It came today and for the whole season it will rain.


I wish my leg wouldn't hurt.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/20/11 at 10:43 pm

Granted but now you are an amputee in a wheelchair bumming change in front of the liquor store.

I wish Bill Gates and Steve Jobs would get married to each other already.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/24/11 at 1:38 pm

They tie the knot and Apple products finally take over the world!

I wish I could pay more attention in class.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: ninny on 03/25/11 at 7:21 am

Granted you just became the desk and know everything that goes on in class.


I wish to win The Mega Millions tonight.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Matthias on 03/25/11 at 8:32 am

Granted! Only after taxes you basically win about 5 bucks...

I wish that the party tonight goes over well

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: malibumike65 on 03/25/11 at 11:35 pm

Granted but you soon figure out the only reason the party is going over so well is because everybody is having a blast ridiculing you.

I wish Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies was as smart as Arnold the pig from Green Acres.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/03/11 at 5:19 am

Granted but then Lisa Douglass (Eva Gabor) sells him to Sam Drucker to make bacon


I wish it wasn't so hot

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: DJ Blaze on 09/03/11 at 10:50 am

Granted, it's -100 degrees Celsius.

I wish I never got sick again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/11 at 6:35 pm

Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish I was physically stronger.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 11/11/11 at 6:41 pm


Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish I was physically stronger.



granted but you break everything you touch....including people!


I wish I could think of a wish!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/14/11 at 1:23 am



I wish I could think of a wish!



granted, you think of a wish but it doesn't come true anyway  :\'(


I wish my house would be clean tomorrow when I wake up

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/11/11 at 1:21 am

Granted, but a tornado will blow your house to shreads.

I wish I could buy Christmas gifts for everyone.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/15 at 3:01 pm

But all the gifts have to come from Walmart!

I wish I could was better than what I am.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/15 at 12:51 am

Granted, but others will be jealous enough beat you up severely


I wish I had a hot woman in my house.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 09/22/15 at 3:25 am

Granted. But it's an outhouse...and she recently ate beans.  :D

I wish I could sleep for a week!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/15 at 7:45 pm

Granted, but Mafia goons will dump your body in Hudson River while you sleep.


I wish I had big pectoral muscles.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 09/22/15 at 8:10 pm

Done. But they are on your back.


I wish the weather was clearer.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/15 at 8:21 pm

Granted, but all the crops will die and everyone will starve.


I wish Donald Trump would drop out of the Presidential race.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: nally on 09/22/15 at 8:25 pm

Granted, but there are other Republican contenders in the race who will get votes from people who had planned on voting for Trump anyway.

I wish the Dodgers had better relief pitchers.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/15 at 8:30 pm

Granted, but the starting pitchers and hitters will begin to slump.


I wish all diseases would disappear.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/24/15 at 1:33 am

Poof, they are all gone, but then someone refuses to vaccinate their child and they all start coming back again.  :-\\



I wish I had plenty of money to be able to help all of my friends and complete strangers, when they need it.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/15 at 4:58 pm

Granted, but money corrupts, and friends and strangers become criminals.


I wish that college tuition could be more affordable.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Ripley on 11/06/15 at 2:47 pm

Only after you have graduated 8 years later.  And then you will only pay it once you have found a job with your degree.

Sadly this is the truth.  Too many people can't find a job after college.

I wish for every star in the galaxy to grant me one wish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: snozberries on 11/06/15 at 3:40 pm

They do but they all backfire and become anti wishes

I wish everyone would just get along

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/15 at 4:45 pm

Granted, but you'll be bored to death, literally


I wish that the n-word would just disappear from peoples' speeches.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/06/15 at 5:00 pm


I wish that the n-word would just disappear from peoples' speeches.


Granted, unfortunately it isn't the *right* n-word that you wanted banished, it's actually the word "nice" and nobody is nice anymore.  :( >:(


I wish that we were living in Thailand already (instead of having to wait to save up enough to go.)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 4:44 am

Thailand has just close its borders to all foreigners.

I wish I had a cure for everything.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 8:57 pm

Granted, but the world becomes overpopulated and everyone starves to death.

I wish their was no crime.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:32 am

You will have to steal for that!

I wish the world had no more fake products!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 1:02 pm

Granted,  but that includes fake friends who will tell now you how they honestly feel about you


I wish terrorism would cease to exist.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/16 at 1:59 pm

That will blow your hopes

I wish that people will understand

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/14/16 at 7:13 pm

Granted, but now animals won't understand.

I wish that candy was healthy.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 9:04 am

It is, dentists swear by it!

I wish I had more money

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/16 at 5:28 pm

Granted, but you'll owe more taxes.

I wish all the rivers were clean.

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