Didn't see one of a Christmas theme game on here for the first several pages. I figure I would start one, since Christmas is not too far away.

The object of this game is to list an idea, whether it be a Christmas gift, Christmas special on TV, etc. that would be a bad idea to actually do.

I'll start:

A Very Special G.G. Allin Christmas.

The Muppets Christmas Carol

^ I'll give you credit for that. But I was thinking more along the lines of making ones that don't exist.

I'll do another one now:

George Bush Christmas CD: Havin' A Good Fashoined Old Xmas.


(I hate thinking stuff like this up on low sleep)

^ I'll give you credit for that. But I was thinking more along the lines of making ones that don't exist.

I'll do another one now:

George Bush Christmas CD: Havin' A Good Fashoined Old Xmas.


(I hate thinking stuff like this up on low sleep)


Ohhhhhh.... I get it!

"It's A Wonderful Knife"
  -Starring Charles Manson

Ohhhhhh.... I get it!

"It's A Wonderful Knife"
   -Starring Charles Manson


Now your thinking. ;)

Come Spring we'll be watching...

"Frosty The Melted Snowman"

Bad Christmas song idea:


Have Yourself A Homicidal Christmas.

"Imbecile On 31st Street"

(The Bad Driving Movie)

Bad Christmas gift:

The singing nobot: One of G.G. Allin singing his version of the 12 days of Christmas.

The Jimi Hendrix Insturmental verion of "Jingle Bells"...

(Am I the only one who is horribly annoyed by his rendition of the national anthem?)

The Jimi Hendrix Insturmental verion of "Jingle Bells"...

(Am I the only one who is horribly annoyed by his rendition of the national anthem?)


Creative, I like that. Applaud.

All I want for christmas is to be thief

Step-chan's Hentai Xmas...

(Alittle humor targeted at meself)  :D

The Jimi Hendrix Insturmental verion of "Jingle Bells"...

(Am I the only one who is horribly annoyed by his rendition of the national anthem?)


I like him, but am bored by the National Anthem.

gift cards instead of real gifts

Christmas tales: Santa gets on Cialus

:D

(Next time I'll do a more tasteful one)

DVD: Over 60 minutes with Paris Hilton stuck alone in an elevator

Mortal Kombat: Christmas edition!

Yes Virginia, there is an escape clause to secede from the Union

A flashlight.

... My dad got this for my uncle after he forgot to get him a present, and so we snuck out of the family gathering to buy it and wrap it very quickly!

Buying real Christmas tress at boxing day sales

A Snuggie

Breakdancing bobble head Mrs. Santa Claus dolls

dolls that pee or poop

Santa Claus bongs

"Loonatics: Unleashed" DVD box set

Prison Break episode: How the grinch stole Christmas

lifetime subscription for fruit cake.

The Santa Claus Manzier ( inspired by Seinfeld)

worn out tapes

Mrs Santa Claus bikini and sun tan lotion

pet rock farm

An Andrew Dice Clay Christmas carol.

stale cookies

cat food Christmas cake

steel underwear

Lady gaga Santa Claus special tv show.

Sarah Palin porno :D

Sarah Palin porno :D

Howard would like  ;)

William Hung sings great Christmas classics in latin.

Edited, faded, time compresses Looney Tunes box set

Rudoph bakes Blizten for Christmas

Grandma goes and gets even with the reindeer.

Rudolph goes to therapy, remembers they made fun of him and crashes the sled kamikaze style into a mountain on Christmas day

ABC gum

Santa's elves disco dolls

Frozen reindeer dung as frisbees.

Frisky the snowgirl

sweaty gym socks

Santa's elves massage parlor

Robert Zemeckis Cartoon Festival DVD set

A Very Special G.G. Allin Christmas.


Haha, this is awesome.

The game, I can take or leave, but this idea.

I'm doing it.

Fruit roll-up underwear

Jon and Kate Christmas special

Milli Vanilli Greatest Hits

Drunk Santas & David Hasselhof fighting over a cheeseburger

Birth control advice from the Octomom

Birth control advice from the Octomom

;D

TV reality show, Dennis Rodman wants to become pope in Rome.

Britney Spears perfume

snowflake frisbees

^ keeping on that theme

Snowflake sled

Move Christmas to July 5th

Sarah Palin doll

Reverse Mohauk Santa

Sarah Palin book for everyone

Milli Vanilli sings Christmas carols.

^ whoever sang for them that is  :D


Grand Theft Auto: Sesame Street

DDR without the pad.

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" G.I. Joe

snow ball hunt

Anything that Jack Skellington would bring

Frosty the snowman on the beach in Hawaii

Lady GaGa wind-up doll

Elf throwing contest

Chris Brown X-Mas special

Santa and Barry Bonds safe injection steroid DVD

Dolly Parton nudie calendar

Paris Hilton's dog sings Christmas carols

Taliban Toblerone Stocking-Stuffers

Chia pet 10 foot Christmas tree

Turd Yule Logs

Rapping drunk santas in bikinis

A melted snowman

Lady gaga the snowman

Lady Gaga sings Christmas Carols. Featuring Daisuke Shima, some Japanese dude who sounds like Robert on "Everybody Loves Raymond".

great idea!!!


The eight reindeer:

Oprah
Uma
Gaga
Obama
Dalai Lama
Homer
Gomer
Tiger

A Tiger Woods book "How to remain faithful to your wife"

A Valentine's Card?

A Sarah Palin "famous speeches" DVD

A Sarah Palin "famous speeches" DVD
...or book ?

Book on: "How to burn down every X'mas tree on your block, including all gifts"