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Subject: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/09 at 4:40 pm

I have a fun game, for everyone here, that I found on another message board. The object is diss a movie, including one that you like (no offensive comments, thanks).

Then you suggest the next film, for someone to diss.

I am going to go first.

E.T.:  The Extra Terrestrial

The acting in Mac And Me, was so much better, plus the alien was cuter looking.

Next film:

Pulp Fiction


Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Red Ant on 02/26/09 at 9:13 pm

Pulp Fiction:

What the hell was in the briefcase?! GARGH!!!!

Next film: The Neverending Story

signature banned as well

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/09 at 9:24 pm

the theme song pretty much sucked.


Next movie is:

While You Were Sleeping

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/09 at 9:39 pm

I call it.....  While I Was Falling Asleep...

;D

Next?

Showgirls

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/09 at 9:44 pm

Everytime I saw Elizabeth Berkley...I would think of Jessie Spanos on, Saved By The Bell.

next movie:

A Beautiful Mind

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/09 at 10:06 pm

His friend is imaginary?  Fight Club much?

Next film

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/09 at 10:09 pm

I haven't seen it...but anywho...

Brad Pitt. So overrated, IMO.


next movie:

The Boy Who Could Fly

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/09 at 10:19 pm

Geeeeeee, if he could fly, wouldn't he be, I don't know..... A BIRD?

;D

Next.....

The Fly

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/09 at 10:22 pm

Is this the one with Jeff Goldblum?
'nuff said. :D

next movie:

Splash

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/27/09 at 9:19 am

Wow.... Meeting a meeting a near naked mermaid, a horny male producer, came up with the idea.

;D

Next film...

Chicago

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/27/09 at 8:52 pm

The biggest problem with the film?  The band, Chicago is not in the film.

;D

Next film.....

The Terminator

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: coqueta83 on 02/27/09 at 9:00 pm

For some reason I've never been crazy about Arnold Schwarzenegger.  :-\\


Next film...


Batman (the 1989 film version)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 02/27/09 at 11:51 pm

What, no Adam West!!! He's much better than Val Kilmer.


"Slumdog Millionaire"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/09 at 12:34 am

It starred an actor from the trashy teen Brit series "Skins"

Chinatown

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/28/09 at 9:54 am

Wow....  Someone getting their nose cut off, is that the best they could do?

Next....

The Lion King

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 02/28/09 at 1:38 pm

Wow, a cartoon about lions and a  farting warthog. More like a Saturday Morning reject  :D

(BTW, I actually like this film)

"Bring It On"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/28/09 at 4:59 pm

Geeeeee..... A film about cheerleaders, hasn't this been done before?

;D

Next:

Robocop

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: star80 on 02/28/09 at 7:43 pm

Robocop is a character whose limited dimensions have been exhausted.


Desperately Seeking Susan

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/28/09 at 7:50 pm

Chessy outfits, even chessier movie!

;D

Next.....

Return To Witch Mountain

If anyone is brave enough.......

;D

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/09 at 11:18 pm

I dislike Bette Davis.

Casablanca




Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 02/28/09 at 11:59 pm

One of the most over-played and exhausted movies in filmdom.

When Harry Met Sally

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/01/09 at 12:02 am

The fake orgasm scene is overrated.
Forrest Gump

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/01/09 at 12:06 am

If I hear that "Box of Chocolate" quote one more time I'm gonna puke!

The Godfather

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/01/09 at 12:09 am

It glorifies the Mafia.

The English Patient

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/01/09 at 1:00 am

Juliette Binoche did NOT deserve the Oscar for that boring film. She stole the award from Lauren Bacall (The Mirror Has Two Faces)!

Catwoman

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/01/09 at 2:54 pm

Wait, where's Batman when needed to stop her...


"Gone With The Wind"


Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 5:53 pm

Why did it take 3 hours for Rhett Butler to figure out that Scarlett's a high-maintenance energy drain?


Rain Man

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/01/09 at 6:53 pm

Idiot Savant, idiot movie.

2001: A Space Oddessy

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 7:16 pm

That haunting voice of Hal gives me the shivers..and the world did not look like that in 2001...it will look like that of March 19th, 2032  :o :o

Ace ventura

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/01/09 at 7:30 pm

Ace? More like a Joker.

Driving Miss Daisy

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/01/09 at 7:33 pm

Can't diss it that much as I fell asleep part of the way through it, so incredibly dull! I wish he would have driven her into a head-banging punk rock nightclub!

The French Connection

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/01/09 at 7:52 pm

Very intelligent and eloquent dialogue in the film like..."pickin' your feet in Poughkeepsie". Who makes this sh*t up?


Steel Magnolias

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: coqueta83 on 03/01/09 at 8:41 pm

Very cheesy!  :-\\


American Beauty

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/01/09 at 9:19 pm

Disgusting movie. A middle-age guy drooling over teenage girl. Where's Chris Hanson when needed?


"Do The Right Thing"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/01/09 at 9:37 pm

Great over acting, by Danny Aiello.

;D

Up next...

Terms of Enderment

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/02/09 at 8:10 am

Honestly, I haven't seen this movie, but from the title it sounds pretty boring...

(The original not the one with Jack Black)
King Kong

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/02/09 at 12:32 pm

I'm suprised that the ape didn't throw fecies...how inaccurate  ::)


"Troll In Central Park"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/02/09 at 2:51 pm

Old school, classic animation is a dead art since everyone is doing CGI now (Haven't seen this one either, but watched some of it on Youtube)

Ernest Scared Stupid

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: star80 on 03/02/09 at 3:18 pm

..............I don't know about being scared stupid, but that whole sequel of movies was just plain stupid imo..............Good Riddance!!



Basic Instinct

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/02/09 at 3:59 pm

Wow....  didn't see the ending, coming from a mile away.

;D

Next...

Bambi

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/02/09 at 6:57 pm

Makes for some mighty tasty venison!

Next....

Patton

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/02/09 at 9:55 pm

Great over acting, George C. Scott!

;D

Next....


Terminator 2

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/02/09 at 9:57 pm

At least Christian Bale didn't freak out in the making of that one,  ;)

Next...

The Godfather

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/02/09 at 11:58 pm

get the friggin marbles out of Brando's mouth so we can hear what he's saying!


The green mile

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/03/09 at 12:05 am

Why does the black guy always die?  ;)

The Simpsons Movie

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/03/09 at 12:08 am

Isn't that a four part episode?


"Gimme An F"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/03/09 at 7:35 am

Done! F stands for failure....

Back to the Future

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/03/09 at 12:39 pm

Huey Lewis' best acting job..... ever!

;D

Next....

Joe Dirt

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/03/09 at 1:34 pm

As Weird Al says, "I'd found my soulmate finally
But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
Of Joe Dirt on DVD"
(I would break up with some girl because of that too)

Men In Black

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/03/09 at 8:47 pm

Frank The Pug was the real star of the film!

;D

Office Space

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/03/09 at 8:59 pm

The gangster rap ruined it...

Brokeback Mountain

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/03/09 at 10:05 pm

Making Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh, uncomfortable since 2005.

;D

Next....

Space Jam

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/03/09 at 11:08 pm

Why did Bugs need help from Michael Jordan where he have out witted hunters with nobody's help and even other sporting events without Joe Dimagio, Jackie Robinson in "Baseball Bugs"...


"Alice In Wonderland" (Disney version)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/03/09 at 11:21 pm

I didn't like it. Lewis Carroll was stoned when he wrote this. I wonder if Disney knew ???

The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/03/09 at 11:40 pm

What made this movie bad? Two words... Adam Sandler... Next!

Click
(Without using the same Adam Sandler bash)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/04/09 at 1:28 pm

Wouldn't it be cool if a remote could be used to turn off the movie screen or change it to another film...


"Beavis & Butt-Head Do America"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/04/09 at 2:37 pm

(Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! You said Butt....)

Gran Torino

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/04/09 at 3:22 pm

Wow, Dirty Harry in the inner city. Would be better if it took place in Mars  :D


"Pretty Woman"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: star80 on 03/04/09 at 4:47 pm

Richard Gere would have made a better model



Cocktail

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/04/09 at 9:14 pm

Wow....

Tom Cruise playing a cocky, arrogant, smug, hot looking guy, who is great what he does, and gets the unattainable girl, in the end.

Where have I seen this film before?

;D

Next...

Pink Panther  (Peter Sellers version)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/04/09 at 9:45 pm

At least it's not Steve Martin,  ;)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/04/09 at 9:57 pm

Great acting job....  Meatloaf!

;D

Next....

Teen Wolf

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/04/09 at 10:04 pm

Are you sure that just wasn't a teenaged Robin Williams,  ;)

Saw

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/04/09 at 10:26 pm

Lame, too bloody.  Real horror fans don't go near it.

National Lampoons Vacation

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Silver Power on 03/04/09 at 10:27 pm

Well, for starter's, it's a National Lampoon movie.

Tenacious D - Pick of Destiny

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/04/09 at 11:43 pm

There's a ton of hot girls in it, but who actually flashes his stomach and chest? Kyle Gass, No thank you!

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/04/09 at 11:45 pm

Oh, boy...another Harry Potter film. ::)

The Prince of Tides

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/04/09 at 11:47 pm

I think the Prince of Clorox would have made a better film  ;)

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/04/09 at 11:48 pm

I hated South Park The Series. Why would I like this one?

Sex and The City

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/05/09 at 8:59 am

Was making it into a film all that necessary?

;D

Next....

Happy Feet

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 9:56 am

It was just really, really, REALLY, REALLY annoying...

A Goofy Movie

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/05/09 at 10:06 am

What's next, A Donald Duck Movie?

;D

Speaking of which....

Howard The Duck

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 10:11 am

Humanoid Ducks? If I wanted to see mutants I would watch The X-Men.....

The X-Men

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/05/09 at 10:28 am

Best job at keeping a accent in a film, since Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

;D

Speaking of which....

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 10:36 am

Not nearly as good as Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Which reminds me...  ;)

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/05/09 at 12:59 pm

If I wanted to watch men in tights, I would watch the Olympics

"Rock N' Roll High School"


Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 1:03 pm

"School of Rock" was a better movie about the same damn thing... The other one didn't have Jack Black

Talking about Jack Black...

Shallow Hal

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/05/09 at 1:04 pm

How, why on earth would anybody wish an overweight woman to look like overrated actress Gwenyth Paltrow


"Tom & Jerry The Movie"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 1:06 pm

What they should make is "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie" (Pretty much the same idea)

Escape From New York

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/05/09 at 1:07 pm

Why would anybody want to escape from New York...  ::)


"Fired Up!"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 1:11 pm

As Donald Trump would say, "You're fired!!! .... Up"

Tommy

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/05/09 at 1:13 pm

From all the names, couldn't it be less common

"Silence Of The Lambs"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 1:21 pm

Spooky or a commercial for Mary Kay, "It puts the lotion on the skin"  ;)

Toy Story

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/05/09 at 2:57 pm

Mr. Potato Head should've been the star  :D


"Funny Girl"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/05/09 at 7:13 pm

It's about as funny as getting an anvil, on your head.

;D

Next....

Jesus Christ Superstar

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/05/09 at 8:45 pm

Good ol' fashioned blasphemy, nothing like it...

Grease

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/05/09 at 9:31 pm

Gee..... I wonder what happend to Jeff Conaway?  ;D

Next film....

Yentl

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/05/09 at 11:56 pm

It has Barbra Streisand in it....eewwwwww



Slumdog millionaire

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Silver Power on 03/06/09 at 5:58 am

Slumdog millionaire

All the kids in it were talented, like Ahaab Bashir, Sernet Ghembali, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc...

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/06/09 at 9:09 am

Does anyone find it creepy, that essentially Snow White, was held against her will, and made to do menially labour for the dwarfs?

;D

Next...

Fantasia

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/06/09 at 10:12 am

Sid was a marketing genius in creating all those new toys out of old toys for the market

Spider-Man

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/06/09 at 11:04 am

The Green Goblin looked like a Power Rangers villian.

;D

Driving Miss Daisy is next...

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/06/09 at 11:09 am

"Driving Me Crazy" is more like it...

An Inconvenient Truth

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/06/09 at 11:48 am

Where's Manbearpig? I've been told that it appeared in the film!


"Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/06/09 at 12:29 pm

They made a Metallica movie?!?! What's next "Meat Loaf: Some Kind Of Fat Guy"?

Talking about Meat Loaf...

Fight Club

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/06/09 at 6:43 pm

Great acting job, Jared Leto!

;D

Next....

Dumbo

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/06/09 at 9:24 pm

An elephant that flies, why didn't Disney make it into a superhero?  :D



"Juno"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/06/09 at 9:48 pm

Story about a pregnant teen who doesn't want her baby. Keep the baby.....abort this movie.


Next: "Gandhi"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/06/09 at 10:58 pm

Wake me up, when this film ends....

;D

Interesting story, when we were watching this film, durin Christian Living classes, in high school, half of the class nodded off, the rest took a washroom brack.

The film was that boring.

;D

Next.....

Rocky

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/06/09 at 11:02 pm

How can you have a film about Rocky without Bullwinkle? You just can't.

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/06/09 at 11:27 pm

Even when he plays a nut, Jack still acts crazy!

;D

Next film...

Titanic

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/06/09 at 11:30 pm

My wife fell asleep during the movie and it was boring until the boat sank and people started to die



The right stuff

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/07/09 at 12:51 am

"In space, no one can hear you yawn."

Star Wars

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/07/09 at 1:02 am

Where did George Lucas learn to count?  4,5,6,1,2,3 (Give him an F in math preschool teacher!)

The Watchmen

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/07/09 at 8:46 am

Can Dr. Manhattan, please put on some pants?

;D

Next....

Taxi Driver

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/07/09 at 9:48 am

Just like that old 70's sitcom... Which reminds me

The Addams Family Movie

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/07/09 at 12:24 pm

The Thing is the real star of the movie!

;D

Next film....

Less Than Zero

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/07/09 at 1:37 pm

Wow, a movie about the lifestyle of most young Hollywood actors... Better off viewing TMZ


"Heavy Metal"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/07/09 at 1:53 pm

Boobs and more boobs, a guy made this film, didn't he?

;D

Next....

Bugsy

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/07/09 at 1:54 pm

Where's Bugs Bunny?  :D


"Bill & Ted's Excellant Adventure"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/07/09 at 2:11 pm

Excellent acting...... Keanu!

;D

Next.....

Flashdance

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/07/09 at 5:33 pm

Where's Farrah? It's not "Charlie's Angels" without Farrah Fawcett!!!"


"License To Drive"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/07/09 at 5:48 pm

Heather Graham was the best part of the film.

Next...

Predator

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/07/09 at 5:52 pm

Where's Alien? I want to see Alien fight Predator?


"A Walk To Remember"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: coqueta83 on 03/07/09 at 8:13 pm

I thought this ^ movie was pretty boring.



Next movie....Encino Man

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/07/09 at 11:05 pm

Two words//Brendan Fraser, another 2: Pauly Shore, and..oops you only wanted one reason.

A Star Is Born (Streisand version)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/08/09 at 12:29 am

This is not the movie where Streisand wore that hot nightgown  >:(


"Joe's Apartment"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/08/09 at 12:36 am

The roaches were the best part of the film.

Next film......


Soul Plane

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/08/09 at 12:37 am

The train is better  :D


"Fools Rush In"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/08/09 at 12:38 am

Matthew Perry, need I say more?

Dog Day Afternoon

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/08/09 at 11:33 am

But where are the dogs?  Is there supposed to be dogs, in the film?

;D

Next....

The Color Purple

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/08/09 at 12:45 pm

There's no purple anywhere, except maybe the scars on Whoopi and Oprah.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/08/09 at 1:04 pm

At least there was no aliens in that Indiana Jones movie... (Yuck! The 4th one SUCKED!!!)

Bedazzled

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/08/09 at 3:46 pm

At least Elizabeth Hurley, looked hot in the film....

Next......

Scarface

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: danootaandme on 03/08/09 at 5:45 pm

Should have taken all that flour and made pancakes

Home Alone(1-2-3....whatever)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/08/09 at 5:49 pm

Joe Pesci should have taken on the character he had in "goodfellas" and waste this annoying kid.


Close encounters of the 3rd kind

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/08/09 at 7:50 pm

It had Richard Dreyfus and Teri Garr, and I can't stand either one.

Tootsie

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: danootaandme on 03/08/09 at 7:56 pm

Dustin Hoffman in drag.  He looked so natural I figure he brought his own clothes from home

Caddyshack

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/08/09 at 8:00 pm

Didn't like the minister's electrocution and subsequent atheism.

Erin Brockovich

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/08/09 at 9:12 pm

A great movie... For hippies! (Boo hoo hoo the water is dirty and people are dying because of it, welcome to Mexico)

The Dark Knight

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/09/09 at 10:44 am

Just what the hell was Chriatian Bale, saying half of time?

Speak up, I can't hear you!

;D

Next.....

Kramer vs Kramer

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Written By: Matthias on 03/09/09 at 10:56 am

At least it wasn't Seinfeld Kramer...

Finding Nemo

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Written By: Matthias on 03/09/09 at 11:54 am

Mrs. Robinson you can seduce me anytime  ;)

The Green Mile

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Written By: barefootrobin on 03/09/09 at 12:26 pm

Sometimes a Short Story should stay a Short Story...

Joe Dirt

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Written By: Matthias on 03/09/09 at 12:38 pm

The only movie with rednecks should be "Deliverance"

Which leads me to the next movie...

Deliverance

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Written By: Tia on 03/09/09 at 12:49 pm

three words: ned beatty's panties. something no human should ever see.

um, how about citizen kane?

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Written By: woops on 03/09/09 at 1:22 pm

Still have no clue on what's a Rose Bud?


"Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/09/09 at 1:23 pm

Let's throw this one, into the trash bin, where it belongs.

Man, that was too easy!

;D

Next....

Life

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Written By: Tia on 03/09/09 at 1:24 pm


L
Prequel to "M"?  :P

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/09/09 at 1:25 pm


Prequel to "M"?  :P


My bad...

;D

The next film is still Life with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawerence.

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Written By: woops on 03/09/09 at 1:27 pm

Wow, a movie about a magazine or cereal...


"Debbie Does Dallas"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/09/09 at 5:40 pm

I could think of a diss, but it would be too obvious.

;D

Next.....

Grease 2

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Written By: Indy Gent on 03/09/09 at 11:37 pm

Can you remember any song from that film?

Miller's Crossing

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/10/09 at 12:34 am

Steve Buscemi is in it?

Quick, does he die a horrible death, like in every other Coen brother, he is in?

;D

Next.......

Platoon

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Written By: Matthias on 03/10/09 at 1:04 am

Another war movie. Yippee!  ::)

"One Night In Paris"  :P

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/10/09 at 11:26 am

But who hasn't already?

;D

Next...

Barb Wire

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Written By: barefootrobin on 03/10/09 at 11:34 am

Pam Andersen is in it.

Spaceballs.

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Written By: woops on 03/10/09 at 12:24 pm

...ewww, rather not mention it  :P :-X 8-P


"Gremlins"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/10/09 at 12:30 pm

I was hoping that the old lady, would offed sooner.

Next....

Dirty Dancing

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Written By: woops on 03/10/09 at 12:31 pm

Sounds depressing isn't it...


"Happy Gilmore"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/10/09 at 1:10 pm

I am waiting for the sequel, Depressing Gilmore!

;D

Next.....

Summer of Sam

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Written By: Matthias on 03/10/09 at 6:30 pm

When's "The Winter of Walter" coming out or "Fall of Frank" or "Spring of Steve"

Pineapple Express

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/10/09 at 7:32 pm

But where are the pineapples?

;D

Next.....

Ghost

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Written By: Silver Power on 03/10/09 at 7:40 pm

When will Whoopi die already?

The Godfather

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/10/09 at 9:31 pm

Does Marlon Brando, really talk like that?

Next.....

Alien

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Written By: Indy Gent on 03/10/09 at 11:37 pm

You've seen one "monster popping out of an astronaut's gut" movie, you've seen 'em all.

Young Frankenstein

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Written By: Matthias on 03/11/09 at 9:00 am

"Walk this way" NO! "Walk 'This' Way!" (Back to the Blockbuster to get a different movie)

Like...

Airplane!

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Written By: danootaandme on 03/11/09 at 9:03 am

So funny I forgot to laugh

Breakfast Club

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Written By: Matthias on 03/11/09 at 11:08 am

A bunch of kids in detention? What does that have to do with the first meal of the day?

The Matrix

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Written By: woops on 03/11/09 at 2:17 pm

Wowww slow motion is so technically advanced, though been around for a while  ::)


"High School Musical"

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Written By: Matthias on 03/11/09 at 2:19 pm

As Eric Cartman said: "Alright guys, this is it. If this is what's cool now I'm going to go home and kill myself"

"Passion of the Christ"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/11/09 at 3:48 pm

Too bloody for a religious movie.

Legally Blonde

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Written By: Tia on 03/11/09 at 3:57 pm

just one of many times reese witherspoon was upstaged by a small dog.

empire strikes back :P

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/11/09 at 4:05 pm

Robin Williams and Julia Roberts at their most mediocre.

On Golden Pond

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Written By: Frank on 03/11/09 at 4:50 pm

Was Henry Fonda really alive during the filming?


Top Gun

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Written By: coqueta83 on 03/11/09 at 8:44 pm

Val Kilmer made me cringe through the whole thing.  8-P


Next movie.....Love Story

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/11/09 at 9:43 pm

Wow.... does one really look that good, when they die? 

;D

Next....

Endless Love

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Written By: danootaandme on 03/12/09 at 6:41 am


With a title like that Viagra must be involved

Rocky

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/12/09 at 9:46 am

What the heck, is Slyvester Stallone, saying half of the time?

;D

Next....

Aliens

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Written By: woops on 03/12/09 at 1:01 pm

The only good part is seeing Sigourney Weaver in underwear

"9 To 5"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/12/09 at 6:04 pm

Hate the song, the movie is just, blah......


Next film......

Jonas Brothers Concert Experince In 3-D

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Written By: woops on 03/12/09 at 6:52 pm

Would be better if it's Jennifer Lopez's behind in 3-D  instead  :D

"Gigli"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/12/09 at 7:47 pm

No comment....

;D

Next film....

Showgirls

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Written By: Karamel on 03/12/09 at 8:38 pm

a gay guys' dream

CLOVERFIELD

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/12/09 at 9:56 pm

What is that monster?

Next....

Predator

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Written By: coqueta83 on 03/13/09 at 8:31 pm

I've seen scarier monsters in Scooby Doo.  :D


Next movie.....Risky Business

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/13/09 at 10:47 pm

But where is Xenu in this film?

;D

Next, RoboCop 3.....

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Written By: Indy Gent on 03/14/09 at 2:01 am

It's part 3, most of those are worse than the first two.

The Rookie (the Dennis Quaid baseball film)

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/14/09 at 2:28 pm

But where is Clint Eastwood and Charlie Sheen, in this film?

;D

Next....

Wall Street

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Written By: woops on 03/14/09 at 2:30 pm

better off reading the paper

"Troll In Central Parl" (movie with ugly baby and troll)

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/14/09 at 5:07 pm

I seen better animation on the show, Hammerman.

;D

House Arrest is next.

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/14/09 at 9:27 pm

Whoever directed the movie should've been arrested

"Bolt"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/15/09 at 9:42 pm

Is Xenu anywhere in the film?

;D

Next....

Gone In 60 Seconds

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/16/09 at 10:12 am

I would rather catch a cold!

;D

Next....

Daredevil

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Written By: Matthias on 03/16/09 at 11:03 am

I wish I was blind too so I wouldn't have to see this crappy movie

James And The Giant Peach

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Written By: woops on 03/16/09 at 1:58 pm

Why a peach? Oranges are much better  :D


"A Walk To Remember"

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Written By: woops on 03/16/09 at 2:15 pm

Wow, Leonardo DiCaprio in a gang... from what street... Sesame  :D


"Glitter"

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Written By: Matthias on 03/16/09 at 2:27 pm

All that "Glitter"s is not gold

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

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Written By: woops on 03/16/09 at 3:32 pm

The old cartoon movie "The Hobbit"  is better  :D


"Singles"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/16/09 at 10:06 pm

Bridget Fonda, was really great looking in the film, the rest of the film was meh.

Next....

The Company of The Wolves

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Written By: danootaandme on 03/17/09 at 5:46 am

The Sixth Nonsense

Pretty Woman

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/17/09 at 10:35 am

The cat should have gotten a bigger role.

;D

Next.....

A League Of Their Own

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Written By: Matthias on 03/17/09 at 10:41 am

"A League Of Their Own" is a film I won't own...

This Is Spinal Tap

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/17/09 at 12:55 pm

Wait, was it supposed to be for real or was it all a joke?


"Metal: A Headbanger's Journey"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/17/09 at 6:12 pm

Too many dudes with mullets, and spandex pants for one film.

;D

Next....

Waterworld

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Written By: coqueta83 on 03/17/09 at 8:20 pm

This film was drowning in boredom from start to finish.  :P



Next movie.....A Night at the Roxbury

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/17/09 at 9:47 pm

Wow, and hour of a half of some idiots dancing to some horrible song and trying to score... one 5 minute sketch is enough


"Welcome To 18"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/17/09 at 10:45 pm

18 what?  Ghosts?  Cows?  Llamas?

Next.....

Citizen Kane

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/18/09 at 11:15 am

Who really cares if Rosebud is the name of his sled? I still don't get it.

2001 A Space Odyssey

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Written By: Frank on 03/18/09 at 11:30 am

never feed "mellowing out" drugs to your computer until AFTER you land safely

Dancing with Wolves

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Written By: Matthias on 03/19/09 at 8:13 am

Not nearly as good as the TV Show Colbert Report

Galaxy Quest

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/19/09 at 10:07 am

Buzz Lightyear should have been in the film.

Next.....

Toy Story

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Written By: Matthias on 03/19/09 at 10:18 am

I wonder when they're going to make the adult version of this if you know what I mean...  ;)

"Titanic"

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Written By: Matthias on 03/19/09 at 10:40 am

If I wanted to see a movie with a bunch of buff guys in plate metal I'd watch 300

Which reminds me...

300

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/19/09 at 12:58 pm

300 what? People, money, cities, pogs, toilet plungers, etc.


"Owl & The Pussycat"

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Written By: Matthias on 03/19/09 at 2:01 pm

What's next the "Rabid chipmunk and the Manatee"?

Which reminds me...

Alvin And The Chipmunks

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/19/09 at 3:40 pm


What's next the "Rabid chipmunk and the Manatee"?

Which reminds me...

Alvin And The Chipmunks


Should never have been made.  This is what happens when you mess with perfection.

16 Candles

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Written By: woops on 03/19/09 at 4:53 pm

Isn't that the show on MTV with spoiled brats

"Air Guitar Nation"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/19/09 at 10:47 pm

I wanna see Guitar Hero Nation, instead.....

;D

Next.....

Gandhi

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Written By: whistledog on 03/19/09 at 10:51 pm

Ben Kingsley is one of the kings of boring films whenever he does drama.  I never saw Ghandi, and I probably won't because I don't like movies with surprise endings :D


Next movie:  Mean Girls

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/20/09 at 11:55 am

It reminded me of Heathers too much...

Next....

Heathers

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/21/09 at 6:53 pm

Which one is Heather? Can't each have a different name?  ::)


"Bridget Jone's Diary"

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Written By: Womble on 03/21/09 at 8:59 pm

Bring back book burning.

Chicago

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Written By: Matthias on 03/21/09 at 9:31 pm

Better band than a musical

Twilight

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/22/09 at 3:40 am

Where's the zone?  :D


"You Got Served"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/22/09 at 10:15 am

Couldn't the princess in the film, be more annoying?

;D

Next.....

Twister

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Written By: snozberries on 03/22/09 at 10:45 am


Cuz a tornado can pick up a cow and house but if you have a really strong belt....  ::)



Blue Velvet

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/22/09 at 12:15 pm

Who wants to see a movie about blue fabric? BORING!!!

The Evil Dead

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Written By: snozberries on 03/22/09 at 12:19 pm


Just how many levels of dead are there any way? Night of the Living, Dawn of the, Shawn of the... its getting old right?



First Knight

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Written By: Big Nasty on 03/22/09 at 1:24 pm

First Knight?  Does that mean if there is a sequel it will be Second Knight?  I remember this movie a it.  I remember Sean Connery seemed just a bit old to be in love with Guinevere.

Dirty Work

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/22/09 at 2:25 pm

Like being a road kill street sweeper

"The Dark Knight"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/22/09 at 2:27 pm



Theoretically, Maggie Gyllenhaal  is a better actress than Katie Holmes...too bad they forgot to rewrite Katie's part after she was recast....




Purple Rain

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/22/09 at 2:46 pm

Really Prince? What's next Strawberry Beret?

Jumanji

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Written By: woops on 03/22/09 at 8:59 pm

Robin Williams, nuff said

"Pee Wee's Big Adventure"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/22/09 at 10:05 pm

Just be thankful, it's not Pee Wee's Big Adventure In A Porno Theatre!

;D

Next.....

Big Top Pee Wee

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Written By: coqueta83 on 03/22/09 at 10:36 pm

Made me wish at that point that Pee-Wee Herman would JUST GO AWAY!!!!  8-P



Next movie......Xanadu

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/22/09 at 11:33 pm

Terrible ELO song and a terrible movie

"Spider-Man"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Big Nasty on 03/23/09 at 4:11 am

The Green Goblin was kind of Cheesy. I also thought Mary Jane could have been somebody hotter.

Black Sheep

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/23/09 at 9:35 am

But where are the sheep, in this film? Chris Farley, doesn't even play one in the film!

;D

Next....

Repo Man

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/23/09 at 10:08 am

You can take this film, PLEASE!

"It"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/23/09 at 12:05 pm

Was it supposed to be anyways?

;D

Next....

Fried Green Tomatoes

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/23/09 at 4:52 pm

Pretty much rotten


"Song of the South"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/23/09 at 4:59 pm


pretty much racist



Mary Poppins

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Written By: woops on 03/23/09 at 5:21 pm

Nannies can't fly, how inaccurate

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/23/09 at 5:25 pm


Dude, where's my refund?


Planet of the Apes. (mark wahlberg)

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Written By: Big Nasty on 03/23/09 at 6:01 pm

Movie would have been better if the Funky Bunch played the Apes!



Old School

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Written By: Matthias on 03/24/09 at 10:38 am

This movie flunked out of Old School

"Armageddon"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/24/09 at 11:41 am


I'm a geddin' out of here!

Shrek


The only good thing was the voices in it.

Ordinary People

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/24/09 at 11:45 am


Ordinary film

Shrek II


Waste of money and production resources.

Scareface

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Written By: snozberries on 03/24/09 at 12:00 pm



wow no wonder the countries morally in the crapper this film is like the bible to every young rapper and athelete featured on MTV cribs.... the current "role models" for our youth... way to glorify drug running and murder Mr. DePalma....THANKS! for nothing




Christine

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Written By: snozberries on 03/24/09 at 12:07 pm



now featuring three time the fart jokes of the first Shrek.... ::)




Anaconda

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Written By: Matthias on 03/24/09 at 12:59 pm

What perverted guy doesn't like this movie just for the pick-up line alone: "You want to come over and see (my) Anaconda?"

"Tropic Thunder"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/24/09 at 1:06 pm


American white guy playing an Australian white guy playing an American black guy....there's a reason people stopped doing black face in cinema in the 1920s/30s  ::)



Harold & Maude

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Written By: danootaandme on 03/24/09 at 2:53 pm

Ashton and Demi, Harrison and Calista, Donald and Melania, Michael and Catherine Zeta


Goodfellas



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Written By: Matthias on 03/24/09 at 3:05 pm

The Goodfeathers from Animaniacs were better...

"Home Alone"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: anabel on 03/24/09 at 7:52 pm

There's a reason that kid was forgotten so much-he was annoying as hell !!!!

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/24/09 at 9:03 pm

Jim Carey acting like a Ass with an Ass

"The Grinch"

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Written By: woops on 03/24/09 at 9:06 pm

Doesn't hold a candle to the animated classic

"Phantom Tollbooth"

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Written By: Matthias on 03/24/09 at 9:20 pm

Would have made a better Star Wars movie than "Phantom Menace"

"Dennis The Menace"

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Written By: coqueta83 on 03/24/09 at 11:01 pm

Awful movie version of the classic comic strip.


Next movie....Leave it to Beaver

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/25/09 at 8:07 am

Just like a beaver this movie was a "Dam" waste.

The Brady Bunch

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/25/09 at 12:26 pm

Wasn't the original show based on a movie with a similar premise... how ironic


"Crossroads" (the Britney movie)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/25/09 at 1:59 pm

Never seen it and fit it has Britney in it I don't think I want to

"Fight Club"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/25/09 at 2:21 pm


Never seen it and fit it has Britney in it I don't think I want to

"Fight Club"


Not worth the cost of the DVD.

Dragnet

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Written By: Matthias on 03/25/09 at 2:25 pm

Talk about "a drag"

"Finding Nemo"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: anabel on 03/25/09 at 10:03 pm

Wasn't this a gangster movie? I don't remember any actual cake in it.........


Napoleon Dynamite

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/25/09 at 10:04 pm

This movie friggen SUCKED! Gosh!

"The Simpsons Movie"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: anabel on 03/25/09 at 10:16 pm

Ummmmmm.....so did that one!!  ;)


When Harry Met Sally

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/26/09 at 4:53 am

The dinner date clip is the only thing worth watching

"Freddy Gets Fingered"

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Written By: woops on 03/26/09 at 5:00 am

Where's the kangaroos & Vegemite sandwiches

"Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/26/09 at 10:30 am

For being a cartoon it's soooooooooooo damn boring!!! (Bring on Spongebob, and South Park!)

"The Sixth Sense"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/26/09 at 10:36 am

I can sum up why this movie sucks in two words... Tom Cruise

"Raiders of the Lost Arc"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/26/09 at 2:16 pm

Where's the Raiders and what does it have to do with football?  :D


"The Bodygaurd"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Frank on 03/27/09 at 12:03 am

What a boring movie tho.  A better title would have been "Dances with Whitney"


"Desperately seeking Susan"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 03/27/09 at 1:21 am

Madonna, enough said

"Cool World"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/27/09 at 9:40 pm

More like Luke Warm World!

;D

Next.....

Gladiator

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: coqueta83 on 03/28/09 at 11:25 pm

I thought this movie was about the TV show, American Gladiators!  ;D


Next movie.....Van Helsing

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/29/09 at 1:25 am

Kinda like Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Only not nearly as hot)

"Adventureland"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/29/09 at 6:53 pm

What's next.......

Main Street USA, The Movie?

;D

Next....

The Knowing

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Womble on 03/29/09 at 7:12 pm

Ignorance is bliss  ???

next....

Million Dollar baby

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 03/29/09 at 7:15 pm

Is that an Alice Cooper song?

"Fanboys"

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Written By: woops on 03/29/09 at 10:46 pm

Wow, a movie made by the fans...


"Children of the Corn"

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Written By: anabel on 03/29/09 at 10:52 pm

Better than Children of The Cabbage, right?


28 Days Later

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Written By: Matthias on 03/29/09 at 10:57 pm

28 Seconds Later into the movie I wanted to leave

"Final Destination"

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Written By: woops on 03/29/09 at 11:25 pm

It's my destination to leave the theatre


"Fantasia"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/30/09 at 1:00 am

Dude..... This is the perfect movie to get high to! Or, so I heard.

;D

Next....

Mary Poppins

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Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 1:03 am



Apparently after getting high while watching Fantasia the creative minds at Disney sat down to write this.



Devil's Advocate

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:53 am

I'd sell my soul to not have to sit through this movie again...

"Resident Evil"

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Written By: woops on 03/30/09 at 3:01 pm

The video game has better special  effects


"Cinderella" (1950 animated Disney movie)

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 3:09 pm

Sappy and boring like many other old Disney Movies such as...

"Bambi"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/30/09 at 3:50 pm

I am waiting for the sequel, Bambi II: Bambi's Revenge.

;D

Next.....

Rambo III

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 3:52 pm

Not nearly as good as "Disco Inferno"

"Nightmare Before Christmas"

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Written By: woops on 03/30/09 at 4:05 pm

The whole film was a nightmare


"Casablanca"

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 4:09 pm

Of all the crappy films in all the video stores in all the world I had to rent this one...

"The Wizard Of OZ"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 10:36 pm


I heard Ted Turner once considered colorizing the B&W parts.


Fast and furious

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:51 pm

Let's make this film more realistic and add in some annoying state troopers and speeding tickets

"Bruce Almighty"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 10:53 pm

I liked movie better the first time I saw it. It was called Oh God and starred George Burns




Foul Play

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:57 pm

I'd rather see Fowl Play starting Donald Duck

"Oh God"

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Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 11:01 pm



Drugs in the 70s were stronger than I remember...how else can you explain greenlighting a film starring John Denver who talks to God... God in the form of a cigar smoking 80 yr old vaudville comedian?


Scarface

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Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 11:04 pm

Say hello to my little friend? More like Say Goodbye to me watching this Crapfest...

"Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector"

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Written By: coqueta83 on 03/31/09 at 8:56 pm

If someone like Larry the Cable Guy is a health inspector, we'd all be in really big trouble!


Next movie....My Best Friend's Wedding

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Written By: Matthias on 03/31/09 at 9:34 pm

When's the spin-off "Your worst enemy's divorce"

"Hotel For Dogs"

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Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 2:48 pm



Is that the sequel to Playaz Club?


Hollywoodland

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Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 3:24 pm

Where's "Dollywoodland"?

"Top Gun"

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Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 3:33 pm


lets see... bunch of guys living for months at sea on a boat. Shirtless volley ball, close encounters in the locker room, and really good microphone technique... why won't you guys admit this movie is just one long homosexual wet dream?  and the girl was just a beard!


Catwoman




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Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 3:42 pm

Please... Is there anything good to say about this movie? Really? Probably not...

"Monsters Vs. Aliens"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/01/09 at 9:15 pm

Shrek should be in this film, just to even the score.

;D

Next....

Jaws

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Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 9:26 pm



They totally needed a bigger boat....and a bigger shark budget.



Wild Wild West

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Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 11:59 pm

Robots?! In the Old West?! With Will Smith?! You've got to be kidding me!!!

"Back To The Future: Part 2"

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Written By: woops on 04/02/09 at 1:32 am

Still waiting for our hoverboards  :D


"8 Mile"

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Written By: whistledog on 04/02/09 at 3:21 am

It's so bad, it will give you the runs


The English Patient

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Written By: Matthias on 04/02/09 at 8:04 am

Robin Williams is even annoying as a penguin

"An Inconvenient Truth"

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Written By: anabel on 04/02/09 at 8:41 am

Sometimes I'd just rather hear a simple lie.....


Fly Me To The Moon

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Written By: Matthias on 04/03/09 at 10:17 pm

He'd better be a good one to stop me from beating up the director

"James Bond: Goldfinger"

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Written By: woops on 04/04/09 at 1:27 pm

"Austin Powers" Gold Member" is better

"Hannah Montana in 3-D" (whatever that cr@pfest is called)

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Written By: woops on 04/04/09 at 1:43 pm

don't care


"Beach Blanket Bingo"

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Written By: Brigitte on 04/04/09 at 2:44 pm

I break out into dance everytime I go to the beach.

"Halloween"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/04/09 at 3:42 pm


I break out into dance everytime I go to the beach.

"Halloween"


Cheesy overrated bloody for no reason horror flick.

Dracula (With Bela Lugosi)

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Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 4:01 pm


that film totally bites  ;D



Bananas

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:54 am

What's next "Jim Penis"? "Martha Vagina"?

"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:12 pm

Where's Sly Stallone  :D


"Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 12:21 pm

I'm sorry, was I asleep during that one???

Rain Man

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Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:24 pm


mostly like produced or heavily sponsored bu Quatas Airlines


Cat in the HAt

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:25 pm

A travesty to  a classic book

"Yentyl"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 12:28 pm

Barbra's "oye vey" moment. :P

All Quiet On The Western Front

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Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:34 pm


Missing? You know with Sissy Spacek and Jack LEmmon in the cast the film should have been less boring


The Missing (directed by Ron Howard) 

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Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:35 pm




Barbra's "oye vey" moment. :P

All Quiet On The Western Front


That film had gun fire didn't it? What's quiet about that?


okay now the missing

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:36 pm

Shouldn't be found at all

"Bolt"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:38 pm

It made be bolt out of the theater

"The Mystery Men"

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Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:39 pm

featuring the lamest super heroes to ever grace a movie screen

Epic Movie

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:43 pm

To paraphrase the comic book guy from the Simpsons: "Worst... Movie... Ever"

"Bee Movie"

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Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:47 pm


More like a B-/C+ movie


Antz

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:50 pm

Rip-off of "Bugs Life"


"Bones" (Snoop Dogg movie)

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:51 pm

Not nearly as cool as "Bones" the TV Show

The 8 Mile

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:52 pm

Where does it lead to...nothing!

"Stop Making Sense"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:54 pm

This movie stopped making sense as soon as the opening credits were done

"Welcome to Mooseport"

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 3:48 pm

Where's Bullwinkle?  :D


"Krush Groove"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 10:01 pm

The thoughts that I might actually like this movie were "Krush"ed

"Muppets In Space"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:06 pm

Was there a "Muppets In Space" movie?
???

A Beautiful Mind

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Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 11:10 pm

More like an empty mind


"Steel Mangolias"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/09 at 11:37 pm

Coming soon, the sequel, Iron Oak!

;D

Next....

Iron Giant

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:38 pm

If it was a giant peach that would be hard for James to eat...

"Repo: The Genetic Opera"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:40 pm

I hate opera.

Gunfight at the OK Corral

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Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:41 pm

I hate Westerns

Except for...

Blazing Saddles

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/09 at 11:51 pm

The Jewish, African Americans, Native Americans, Cowboys.....

Who doesn't this film not offend?

;D

Next.....

Oliver and Company

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:52 pm

Hated the villian.

Jurrassic Park

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Written By: snozberries on 04/06/09 at 1:39 am


The excitement of "Oh look! DINOSAURS!" Wore off after 15minutes....then I started looking for the plot...didn't find it!


King Kong.

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Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 5:30 am

Seeing Jack Black in a classic film like King Kong kinda killed the classicness about it

North By Northwest

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Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:32 pm

Rather be south

"Get Smart"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:33 pm

Steve Carrell is no Don Adams

Little Women

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Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:34 pm

I prefer medium built women (OK, that was sexist  :P )


"Happy Feet"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:35 pm

Dancing penguins...yeah, right!

Key Largo

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Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:36 pm

Montego, Baby why don't we go.... Kokomo sucked as a song, even worse as a movie

Madagascar

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Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:37 pm

The Penguins are the only characters that are funny


"Sugar & Spice"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:38 pm

Cheerleaders as criminals...yeah right!

Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

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Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:39 pm

Who the hell is Baby Jane in the first place?

Shrek

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:40 pm

Eddie Murphy playing a donkey is so beneath him.


Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

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Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:42 pm

At least it's better than Goldmember...

Austin Powers: Goldmember

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 12:48 pm

Enough of Fat Bastard already.

Next....

The Love Guru

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Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:10 pm

It has Mike Myers trying to be sexy... Ewwwwwwww...

Wayne's World

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Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:23 pm

Couldn't they have done a sketch with Toonces the Cat instead...


"Good Burger"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:31 pm

The only good part about this movie was the Less Than Jake song "We're All Dudes"

Groundhog Day

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Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:33 pm

Wow, a movie about a holiday nobody really cares about. How about Labour Day Movie...  :D


"Fern Gully"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:39 pm

The bat always annoyed me

Matilda

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Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:40 pm

Who in the '90's, when the movie came out, would name a girl Matlilda?


"Debs"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:43 pm

Never heard of this movie and google never heard of it either, must mean it's pretty crappy

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

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Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:47 pm

(Nicole Richie's in it... don't ask I saw it at a bargain bin)

The book is better and I rather not know his secret


"Bamboozled"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:57 pm

Any movie by Spike Lee sucks! Just like...

Do The Right Thing

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Written By: anabel on 04/07/09 at 6:39 pm

Seeing that movie was so the wrong thing to do!!!


Goodfellas

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Written By: Womble on 04/07/09 at 7:30 pm

Tommy got whacked!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chicago

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Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 8:29 pm

Better band than a musical

"Grease"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 8:43 pm

Hey, girls dress like a slut, start smoking and guys will like you!

;D

Next....

Carrie

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/07/09 at 10:36 pm

Sissy Spacek (or Travolta) never look uglier.

Coal Miner's Daughter

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/08/09 at 10:19 am

Wow...... a deressing biopic about a country singer....

;D

Speaking of depressing biopics....

The Rose

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Written By: woops on 04/08/09 at 2:56 pm

Bette Midler was cute, but she's annoying


"Boogie Nights"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 8:29 pm

Disco is dead!

"Silence Of The Lambs"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:09 pm

Hannibal Lector was the whole movie.

Norma Rae

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Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:18 pm

Even the synopsis sounds boring!

W

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:20 pm

I was expecting a film made by Sesame Street about the letter W and I we got was a biopic on a man with the same mentality.

Michael Clayton

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Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:32 pm

Who the hell is that?

Men In Black

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:35 pm

A serious title for a comedy.

Network

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Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:37 pm

Should never been shown on any Network

Wall-E

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:38 pm

Is that after Wall-D?

Jaws

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Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:41 pm

I'm expecting the remake to have something like a goldfish instead...

Saw

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:42 pm

I saw it, unfortunately.

Scream

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/09/09 at 11:07 am

I screamed, with howls on laughter after seeing the film.

Next...

Predator 2

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Written By: Matthias on 04/09/09 at 11:16 am

Wasn't the first one bad enough?

Godzilla (remake)

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Written By: woops on 04/09/09 at 11:23 pm

Is that a giant iguana?  :D

"Pootie Tang"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/10/09 at 10:48 pm

That's not about orange juice!

"Van Wilder"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/11/09 at 12:22 pm

The Eclair scene was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.  Who thinks of that type of stuff? Van Weirdo that's who.


Office Space

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 4:18 pm

Proof that if desperate enough even staplers can be made a joke.

Twilight

*runs like heck*

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/11/09 at 5:47 pm

David, the vampire from Lost Boys could kick Edward's scrawny pasty white ass.

;D

Next....

The Lost Boys

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 6:09 pm

Cheesy, thin plot, Jason Patrick constantly looks like he going to hurl.

Mystic Pizza

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Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:35 pm

Mmmmm, now where's the pizza?  :D


"Anvil: The Story of Anvil"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:37 pm

Holy crap there was also suppose to be a story too. :o

Edward Scissorhands

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Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:40 pm

Wow, Robert Smith with hands like scissors that make sculptures out of bushes instead of being a crime fighter or villian...


"Waiting For Guffman"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:42 pm

Must not have been a good one because I haven't even seen it.

Red Dawn

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Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:46 pm

Watching the sunset is better


"Mars Attack"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:49 pm

Real aliens could never be that goofy.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:52 pm

Sean Penn as a stoner... OK, was he really acting?


"Surfs Up"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:54 pm

That and warm milk will put even the worst insomniac to sleep.

Life of Brian (Monty Python)

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Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:56 pm

Who the heck is Brian? Brian Wilson?


"Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:57 pm

Was that a scratch and sniff movie?  I heard it stank

All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:59 pm

Wait, what about everybody else... Humans, cats, pigs, horses, etc.


"Fired Up!"

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Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 10:01 pm

Should have been called Ambivalently Lukewarm.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/12/09 at 11:51 am

I wanna see Harry Pothead and The Bong of Weed, instead!

;D

Next....

Bad Santa

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:01 pm

Bad Santa = Bad Movie

Mary Poppins

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Written By: woops on 04/12/09 at 12:47 pm

The penguin waiters were the only good part


"March of the Penguins"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:51 pm

Not nearly as entertaining as the penguins from Madagascar

Tropic Thunder

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Written By: woops on 04/12/09 at 4:00 pm

Tropic Storm would've been a better film

"King Kong" (1933 version)

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 5:17 pm

Too old... And it didn't have Jack Black

Eagle Eye

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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 1:02 pm

Why a movie about the eye of an eagle

"Honey"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/14/09 at 2:04 pm

Worst dance film, ever.

Next....

Glitter

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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 2:29 pm

Good thing Mariah Carey kept her day job...


"Hannah Montana the Movie"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 3:33 pm

Even worse than "Miley Cyrus: The Person"

Paul Blart Mall Cop

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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 9:56 pm

Would be better if it's about the cute woman who works at the Orange Julius  ::)


"Total Recall"

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Written By: anabel on 04/14/09 at 10:03 pm

The only movie I literally got up and walked out of in my life!!  8-P 8-P 8-P



Twins

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Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 10:55 pm

Twice as a bad as "Only Child"

Child's Play

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Written By: woops on 04/15/09 at 12:47 am

Is that Chucky or a mimi-Carrot Top?


Duck Soup

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Written By: Matthias on 04/15/09 at 8:25 am

The aftermath to Daffy Duck getting shot in the face by Elmer Fudd

"Back To The Future: Part 3"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/15/09 at 10:46 am

Biff Tannen, should get his own movie!

;D

Next....

Navy SEALS

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Written By: Matthias on 04/15/09 at 3:44 pm

Hopefully the reason that SEALS is in all caps is because there's actually seals in the movie... Because that would be cool!!!

Gone With The Wind

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/16/09 at 8:40 am

But not gone quickly enough.

;D

Next....

The Emerald Forest

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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 12:16 pm

The emeralds are fake!


"10"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 04/16/09 at 12:42 pm

The sequel "11" was even worse

Nightmare Before Christmas

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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 2:48 pm

Not very Christmassy


"Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/16/09 at 3:12 pm

I'd like to see Elmer Fudd finally shoot that rabbit...

"Christmas Vacation"

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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 3:46 pm

Keep it wrapped

"Hotdog: The Movie"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/17/09 at 6:46 am

This movie did very well at the Weight Watchers Film Festivel for some reason????

elf

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/17/09 at 3:43 pm

Rudolph should get his own movie!

Next...

Prancer

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Written By: woops on 04/17/09 at 5:34 pm

Movie about the least interesting reindeer... OK


"Mask" (Cher movie, not the Jim Carrey film)

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Written By: greenjello74 on 04/17/09 at 7:48 pm

Not enough drug use...... ;)
Freddie got Fingered

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Written By: woops on 04/18/09 at 12:01 am

Tom Green, enough said

"Scooby Doo" (movie)

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/18/09 at 3:31 pm

How about, Scooby Don't?

;D

Next....

Son of The Mask

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 4:56 pm

It didn't even have Jim Carey... It was horrible!!!

The Grinch (remake not the animated classic)

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Written By: Frank on 04/18/09 at 5:03 pm

How the Grinch stole animation and made real life garbage

High Fidelity

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 5:11 pm

I'm guessing this isn't about weed...

Spice World

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Written By: greenjello74 on 04/18/09 at 6:06 pm

And thats not about quality yeech
Reefer Madness

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 10:27 pm

It is about weed, and most of it is false.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/18/09 at 11:08 pm

Is this movie about Brittany Spears? Actually Jack seems like he is actually starring as himself in this film!


You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:10 pm

Adam Sandler as an Israeli enforcer? Yeah, right.

Happy Gilmore

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/18/09 at 11:12 pm

You din't give me a movie to Diss Sir

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:13 pm

Oh, yes I did. Check back up.
You din't give me a movie to Diss Sir

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/18/09 at 11:15 pm

A film about Golf?  If I am the star of a movie I can do better than getting my butt kicked by Bob Barker...


Yes Man

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:16 pm

No, Jim

The Big Chill

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:48 pm

Al Gore's movie can fix that...

An Inconvenient Truth

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:51 pm

No, it can't

True Lies

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Written By: woops on 04/18/09 at 11:52 pm

Jamie Lee Curtis in undies...  8-P


"Hottie & The Nottie"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:54 pm

Do you need to ask, Ms. Hilton?

Memento

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:55 pm

The whole mixed up backwards order of that movie worked better in an episode of Seinfeld

Space Jam

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:57 pm

Michael Jordan was funnier than Bugs Bunny, and not in a good way.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:58 pm

The only good animated movie Disney has done...

Angels in the Outfield

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:59 pm

The ANgels can't win a World Series, can they?

Fargo

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Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 12:00 am

At least it's better than that beverage Faygo

Dances with Wolves

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Written By: coqueta83 on 04/19/09 at 12:01 am

How come we never saw Kevin Costner dance with actual wolves?



Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

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Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:02 am

Oh brother, it's lame

"UHF"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 12:03 am

Weird Al can't act... Although his music is hilarious!

The Naked Gun

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Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:04 am

Anything with "naked" in title is bad


"Showgirls"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 12:05 am

I wish "naked" was in this title... "Naked Showgirls" sounds like a MUCH better movie

"Chicago"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/19/09 at 5:27 pm

"naked" Chicago would have been bad. Queen Latifah naked does not appeal to me...actually, her in a musical does not appeal to me either.


Tomb Raider

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Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 9:09 pm

Although I wouldn't mind seeing "Naked Tomb Raider" Laura Croft is HOT!!! (Too bad the video game character is hotter than the movie character)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Written By: coqueta83 on 04/19/09 at 11:33 pm

I keep forgetting this movie even exists!


Baby Mama

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Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 11:41 pm

Don't want no mama drama, or even a baby comedy...

Talking about a baby comedy...

Look Who's Talking

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Written By: Step-chan on 04/20/09 at 6:09 pm

Should have been called " Look Who's Annoying".



Romi and Michelle's High School Reunion

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/20/09 at 8:19 pm

Ah The Story of Paris and Nicole Richie, on Acid!


The Wrestler

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Written By: Matthias on 04/20/09 at 9:08 pm

Just exactly what we need a movie about the world's stupidest sport...

"Juno"

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Written By: woops on 04/22/09 at 1:24 am

another bad film about some emo teen pregger


"Tweety's High Flying Adventure"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/22/09 at 10:10 pm

I wish Sylvester would eat the damn bird already!!!!

"300"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:27 am

But what about 299? or 298?

;D

Next.....

2010: The Year We Make Contact

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Written By: woops on 04/26/09 at 2:45 pm

Why do I have to wait next year and don't want to make contact with any creepo. Even if it's Scarlett Johansson

"Obsessed"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 5:26 pm

Not too obsessed over this film seeing that I've never seen it

"Repo: The Genetic Opera"

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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 12:42 pm

Only would watch if it's "What's Opera Doc?"  :D


"Owl & The Pussycat"


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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 2:15 pm

What's next "Pink Flamingo and The Water Buffalo"???

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:04 pm

The "Hobbit" cartoon is better

"Space Jam"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 3:08 pm

I'm waiting for the sequels with other sports like Badminton or Bowling

Crash

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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:09 pm

The film should crash onto a brick wall


"Evita"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 3:11 pm

Not nearly as good as that Coldplay song "Viva Evita" (Haha)

Eurotrip

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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:16 pm

How many movies have characters going to Europe? Why not Antartica?  :D


"Baby's Day Out"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 6:31 pm

A movie about giving birth... Ewwwwwww...

Babe's In Toyland

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Written By: woops on 04/28/09 at 5:04 pm

Where's the babes?  :D


"Babe"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/28/09 at 8:09 pm

Good name for an attractive female, terrible name for a talking pig

"The Polar Express"

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Written By: woops on 04/29/09 at 1:12 am

Do people even ride trains anymore?


"Snakes on a Plane"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/29/09 at 3:21 pm

I'm tired of the mothereffing people quoting this mothereffing line!!!

"Star Trek" (2009)

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Written By: woops on 04/29/09 at 11:46 pm

Where's the tribbles?  :D


"Mallrats"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/29/09 at 11:51 pm

The bad guy in this movie reminded me too much of Biff from Back To The Future...

"Robin Hood: Men In Tights"

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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:08 pm

Men in tights... something I rather not see

"Supergirl"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 1:11 pm

Get tossed into the trash faster than a speeding bullet

"The Dark Knight"

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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:12 pm

Misleading title since Batman isn't a knight  ::)


"Arthur"

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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 1:14 pm

Is this that movie about the stupid talking aardvark and his friend a rabbit or something like that?

"A Knight's Tale"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/04/09 at 5:41 pm

Ah a comedic look at a bastard child in the good old days getting poked with a stick.


Private Parts

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Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 5:54 pm

Is that a porno or what?

"Monty Python And The Holy Grail"

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Written By: Frank on 05/05/09 at 1:09 am

Not enough knights who say "ni! ni! ni!"

Space Jam

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Written By: Matthias on 05/05/09 at 7:28 am

The first movie about monsters using steroids and hopefully the last

Song of the South

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/05/09 at 7:43 pm

WOW! A Disney Movie that was so racist it can't even be rereleased. If they redo it they can use Michael Richards to do a voice!


Blades of Glory

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Written By: woops on 05/05/09 at 8:21 pm

Will Farrell in tights  8-P


"Princess & The Frog"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/05/09 at 8:40 pm

Disney is making a big deal that she's African American... Isn't that a type of racism? (But what do you expect from Disney)

The Haunted Mansion



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Written By: woops on 05/05/09 at 8:43 pm

What's scarier is that Eddie Murphy isn't funny anymore for over two decades...


"Simpsons Movie"

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Written By: Frank on 05/06/09 at 1:14 am

We had to pay $10 for something we've seen for free on TV for 20 years.

Sleepless in Seattle

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/06/09 at 1:17 am

A Snore fest that made me hate theaters for 5 years all on it's own

Scary Movie

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/06/09 at 4:56 am

As if rhe movies that were spoofed were not bad enough, the combined them in this weed laced film.


BORAT

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Written By: Matthias on 05/06/09 at 6:54 am

There hasn't been a more annyoing movie character than him since Jar Jar Binks

"Star Wars: Episode One (The Phantom Menace)"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/06/09 at 6:59 am

More like movie theater menace. My kid still has nightmares about the people he saw dressed up to see this film.  The only bigger geek squad would be Trekkie's.



Star Trek III The Wrath of Khan

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Written By: Matthias on 05/06/09 at 7:07 am

It should stick to reruns on Spike TV and that's all...

"30 Minute Meals"

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Written By: woops on 05/07/09 at 10:48 pm

Wow, it took longer than 30 minutes and where's our meal?

"Goonies"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/07/09 at 11:20 pm

The fat kid annoyed me...

"Scarface"

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Written By: woops on 05/11/09 at 10:51 pm

Rappers' obession of the film ruined the quality

"Krush Groove"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/11/09 at 11:06 pm

I prefer Sunkrist over Krush anyday!

"Office Space"

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Written By: woops on 05/12/09 at 1:16 pm

Wow, it's pretty much a typical sitcom stretched into a movie


"Wolverine"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/12/09 at 4:04 pm

Who wants to see an X-Men film without the rest of the X-Men? Everyone knows Storm is the hot one...

"The Wind In The Willows"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/12/09 at 6:24 pm

I am only interested in see it, if some how, Willow from Buffy was cloned, and in the movie, instead of the stupid rat and mole.

Next...

My Stepmother Is an Alien

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Written By: Matthias on 05/13/09 at 11:58 am

Sounds like the premise of a crappy 60's sitcom instead of a movie

Shrek

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Written By: woops on 05/13/09 at 12:31 pm

Couldn't the ogre eat the annoying donkey

"Giant Shart vs. Mega Octopus"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/13/09 at 12:40 pm

Please tell me that "Shart" was a typo... Because that sounds pretty gross if it's not...

"Shark Tale"

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Written By: woops on 05/13/09 at 12:42 pm

Well, atleast the fish Angelina Jolie voiced looks just like the actress

"Homeward Bound"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/14/09 at 11:21 am

At least it's better than the Simon and Garfunkel song mainly because Michael J Fox was a voice in it (I love that guy!)

"Home Alone 2"

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Written By: woops on 05/14/09 at 12:08 pm

Suprised that the parents didn't arrested for neglect

"Man In The Iron Mask"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/14/09 at 10:08 pm

Wouldn't an iron mask be heavy?

The Watchmen

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Written By: snozberries on 05/14/09 at 10:13 pm


Give new meaning to the term blue balls doesn't it?

Shampoo

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Written By: Matthias on 05/14/09 at 10:15 pm

What the hell? What's next Deodorant?

Blazing Saddles

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Written By: woops on 05/15/09 at 2:08 pm

Where's the flaming saddles  :D


"Bring It On"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/15/09 at 2:29 pm

As if there wasn't enough bratty cheerleaders in High School already

"Tropic Thunder"

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Written By: Step-chan on 05/15/09 at 7:29 pm

Where's the thunder? Did they lose it?


Police Academy

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Written By: woops on 05/16/09 at 2:32 pm

Whoever directed it should've been arrested

"Foxes"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/16/09 at 10:36 pm

At least it's more appealing than...

Fox And The Hound

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/17/09 at 7:00 am

A Tale of two enemies meeting and becoming friends???? Where is the blood and guts when the Hound rips our the Foxes throat? Wasn't this also a pron title?


The Blues Brothers

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Written By: woops on 05/17/09 at 11:35 am

Not into the blues. though  why not the Ska Brothers or the Techno Brothers  :D


"Welcome To 18"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/17/09 at 11:50 pm

"Three young women looking for adventure get jobs on a dude ranch." (That has already been done and better it's called...)

"City Slickers"

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Written By: woops on 05/18/09 at 1:55 pm

Not anothert penguin documentry

"Tron"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/18/09 at 10:10 pm

Not nearly as cool of a robot as Hal...

2001: A Space Odyssey

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Written By: Frank on 05/18/09 at 10:41 pm

Hal was a computer on lithium, way too mellowed out

Saturday night fever

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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/18/09 at 10:45 pm

Sorry, never liked Travolta

Fargo

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Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 8:51 am

This movie sucked it shouldn't "go far" in Hollywood

Zoolander

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Written By: woops on 05/19/09 at 2:02 pm

With a title like that, where's the animals  :D


"Jury Duty"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 3:46 pm

Almost as boring as actually being in court

12 Angry Men

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/19/09 at 5:37 pm

SOunds like a Divorce Court film.


Sweeney Todd

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Written By: anabel on 05/19/09 at 6:09 pm

The only way Johnny Depp could EVER be disgusting....  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/behead.gif sorry Johnny!!



Night at The Museum

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/19/09 at 6:19 pm

Where were the naked European Statues brought to life. The only part of the movie not alive was Ben Stillers Acting!



8 Mile

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Written By: woops on 05/19/09 at 6:37 pm

Eminem, nuff said

"Evita"

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/21/09 at 7:58 pm

Saw it on airplane flight, best sleeping during a movie, ever.

Annie Hall

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Written By: Frank on 05/21/09 at 11:19 pm

It's a Woody Allen movie, so it doesn't make any sense.

Apocalypse now

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Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 12:44 am

In my mind I've retitled it to Apocolypse, NOT!!!!  :P

Welcome to the Dollhouse

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Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 2:02 am

Sounds like an extremely lame movie made for little girls...

Passion of the Christ

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Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 2:06 am

Anything with Mel Gibson attached is avoidable in my book...

Speaking of his assness himself

Conspiracy Theory

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Written By: woops on 05/22/09 at 11:59 am

The theory never existed... which it should be forgotten since I don't care


"Up!"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 1:27 pm

Makes me have to throw... "Up!"

"X-Men Origins: Wolverine"

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Written By: woops on 05/22/09 at 1:50 pm

Where's Storm? It's not X-Men without her or Halle Berry in that hot outfit!!!

"Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 10:26 pm

Is this the lame remake of "Finding Nemo"?

Finding Nemo

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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/23/09 at 3:26 am

Another fish story, whoopie ::)!

The Little Mermaid

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Written By: woops on 05/23/09 at 2:32 pm

Girl movie, 'nuff said


"American Pop"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/24/09 at 11:25 pm

We need some pie with this pop

Big Fish

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Written By: woops on 05/25/09 at 12:54 am

it stinks

"Anvil: Story of Anvil"

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Written By: Matthias on 05/25/09 at 7:58 pm

Sounds boring...

"Constantine"

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Written By: woops on 05/25/09 at 9:24 pm

Why should I watch a movie that has  a title of a word that I'm not familiar with

"Gordy"


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Written By: Matthias on 05/26/09 at 7:41 pm

Spider-Pig in "The Simpsons Movie" was cooler...

"Babe"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/26/09 at 10:19 pm

Whether about the baseball player or talking pig, they were both about swine.


Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 05/27/09 at 2:37 am

Better off watching "Hobbit" cartoon

"Up"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/27/09 at 7:19 am

An 80 year old man and an overweight boy scout have to be the worst comic duo of all time

"The Incredibles"

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Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 7:20 am


Someone should sue them for that title...talk about false advertising...  ::)


Meet the Robinsons

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Written By: Matthias on 05/27/09 at 7:22 am

I would rather watch The Jetsons or Futurama, than this futuristic crapola

"Fox And The Hound"

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Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 7:24 am

The only good moment in the movie was shown in the trailer... "I'm a fox" "I'm a hound dawg" save your self an hour and a half and just watch that.....


Enchanted

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Written By: Matthias on 05/27/09 at 9:59 am

Those old Disney musicals were pretty awful, remaking one of those into this is even worse!

"Ice Age"

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Written By: woops on 05/27/09 at 10:58 am

Rather watching "Walking With Mammals" on Discovery Channel


"17 Again" (2009)

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Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 11:46 pm


Rather watching "Walking With Mammals" on Discovery Channel


"17 Again" (2009)


BIG, 13 going on 30, Freaky Friday.... okay not really freaky friday....but still... its been done...plus this is a disney movie right...didn't they do this movie with the Mowry Twins as like... I don't know a grandma who regressed to 16?



Speaking of regressing....

Old School

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Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 10:57 am

I would rather be stuck in school, math class (my least favorite class) then watch this movie!

Orange County

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Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:18 am

Where are the oranges  :D


"Legend" (1985)

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 12:43 pm

Not exactly a legendary movie, since I've never seen it...

"I Am Legend"

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Written By: anabel on 05/29/09 at 6:08 pm

In his own mind.




Drag Me To Hell

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 05/29/09 at 7:51 pm

The movie should goe there itself...


"Shameless Co-eds"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/31/09 at 8:53 am

Sounds like the title of a porno...

"Accepted"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 06/01/09 at 1:31 pm

I don't accept that film

"Quackbusters"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/09 at 5:42 pm

For quacks only...

Twilight

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: woops on 06/02/09 at 7:38 pm

Teenage vampire flick... Even without anybody named Corey, it's still unwatachable


"College Road Trip"

Subject: Re: Diss the film, above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/09 at 7:39 pm

Martin Lawrence, need I say more?

Scooby-Doo

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Written By: woops on 06/02/09 at 7:41 pm

Lame movie based on equally lame cartoon series with overrated actors that appealed to my demographic (early 2000's), though now long forgotten... pretty much it


"Free Willy"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/09 at 7:43 pm

Overrated children's film featuring actors we haven't heard of since it was released.

The Towering Inferno

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Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 12:03 am

Should be in the inferno of Hell...

"Toy Story"

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Written By: woops on 06/03/09 at 1:18 pm

A bit outdated for the '90's since the boy replaced a cowboy with a space hero... much like how westerns were replaced by Sci Fi in the '60's


"Jetsons Meet The Flinststones"


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Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 1:33 pm

Two classic cartoons horribly trashed in this piece of animated garbage

"Mystery Men"

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Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:15 pm

Don't want to know their mystery


"Honey"

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Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 1:23 pm

The perfect film... For Winnie The Pooh!

"Star Wars: Episode One (The Phantom Menace)"

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Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:24 pm

Why is it 'episode one' if it's not even the first 'Star Wars' film...


"Do The Right Thing"

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Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 1:37 pm

Terrible movie featuring an even worse rap song called "Fight the Power"...

"Midnight Cowboy"

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Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 2:33 pm

Wouldn't watch it at any given time of the day

"Cool World"

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Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 4:11 pm

Never heard of it so it must not be that cool of a movie...

"Wild Wild West"

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Written By: anabel on 06/04/09 at 7:53 pm

Proof that Will Smith should never do any more Westerns!



17 Again

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Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:05 am

The premise has been done to death... "Freaky Friday" was better

"High School Musical"

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Written By: snozberries on 06/05/09 at 3:08 am


I liked this movie way better the first time I saw it.....back in 1980....and it was called Fame....


A Beautiful Mind

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Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 9:02 am

The mind might be beautiful but this film was butt ugly

"The Butterfly Effect"

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Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 11:47 am

no wonder it flopped since many baby girls  were upset since it's not about butterflies


"Weird Science"


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Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:00 pm

Not weird enough to be funny... Just annoying

"Hot Shots: Part Deux"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 1:04 am

Not as funny as Part Un

Chicago

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 8:23 pm

Nothing to do with the band and not into musicals


"H.O.T.S."

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:21 pm

N.O.T.S.

The Man Who Would Be King

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:24 pm

Should be dethrowned


"Rock A Doodle"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:25 pm

A crock of chicken soup

A Beautiful Mind

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:26 pm

Turns out that it's not so beautiful

"Owl & The Pussycat"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:27 pm

Should be "The Has Been and the Liberal Shill"

The Prince of Tides

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:29 pm

Wonder if a wave will wash the film away


"Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:29 pm

Where's Tweety Pie?

Ratatouille

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:30 pm

A family flick that nobody can pronounce... and about mice in the kitchen  8-P


"Brave Heart"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:32 pm

Had me until the part where Gibson moons the British.

Woodstock

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:34 pm

Where's Snoopy, all I see are hippies


"Madonna: Truth or Dare"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:36 pm

Truth: Madonna's overrated.

U2: Rattle And Hum

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:37 pm

Not a big U2 fan and prefer only a handful of music videos

"Purple Rain"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:39 pm

The film that proves that Prince is a conceited S.O.B.

Tommy

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 9:41 pm

Who the heck is Tommy? Tommy Lee Jones, Tommy Davidson, Tommy Lee, who?

"Moonwalker"

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 9:43 pm

Where's Neil Armstrong?

Father Of The Bride (Steve Martin version)

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Written By: woops on 06/08/09 at 12:36 pm

Don't care if it's about the groom's younger college age sister


"Night of the Lepus"

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Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 8:52 pm

What's a Lepus?!

Night At The Museum

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 06/09/09 at 11:38 am

Dull film....

Next.....

Next

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Written By: woops on 06/09/09 at 11:40 am

Like those idiots from that MTV show would say for potential daters... Next!
Though "Remote Control the Movie" would've been better  ::)


"Click"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 06/20/09 at 9:34 am

No Nude scene for Kate...just joking...everytime I watch this movie I click my remote to OFF!


Clear and Present Danger

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Written By: Matthias on 06/21/09 at 11:16 pm

Not dangerous enough to make it exciting...

"Doug's First Movie"

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Written By: woops on 06/22/09 at 6:35 pm

Movie based on one of the most boring cartoons of the '90's...

"Dick Tracy"

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Written By: Big Nasty on 07/16/09 at 6:07 am

Yet another display of Madonna's acting, excellen..... ;D...I can't even say it with a straight face.


Fat Albert

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Written By: snozberries on 07/16/09 at 9:11 am


In this PC climate shouldn't the correct title of the film be Plus Sized Albert?


A very Brady Sequel

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Written By: woops on 07/16/09 at 3:12 pm

A very lame movie like the first...

"Bandslam"

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Written By: Matthias on 07/05/10 at 12:35 am

This move slams itself

Drumline

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/14 at 3:12 pm

Not the drums I want to see

Me, Myself and Irene

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Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 10:59 pm

Too many different personalities in one film.

Jungle 2 Jungle

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Written By: Indy Gent on 03/15/14 at 2:58 pm

Tim Allen, need I say more?


The Godfather

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 9:09 am

Make me offer I can refuse

Out Of Africa

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:01 pm

Not the biggest Meryl Streep fan


The American President

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:04 pm

Only till end of term

The Artist

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:06 pm

I couldn't hear any talking.


The Hunger Games

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:07 pm

Made me hungry

The King's Speech

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:08 pm

Didn't understand a word he said.


The Breakfast Club

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:10 pm

Didn't see any omelettes

Gravity

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:10 pm

Where was it?

Birdman

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:12 pm

Did he ever get to fly?

Forrest Gump

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:14 pm

Made me hungry for shrimp.


Training Day

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:17 pm

Fully trained yet?

Dallas Buyers Club

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:18 pm

What are they buying?


Wedding Crashers

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:20 pm

Life's a crash, party it!

Up

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:22 pm

I felt down.

The Deer Hunter

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:22 pm

Deer not found

Toy Story 3

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 3:24 pm

Too many screaming kids for me to enjoy it.

Boy's Town

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 3:44 pm

No girls allowed

Crash

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 4:37 pm

There are 3 different movies with that name, and the one that won the Oscar was the worst of the three.

Ted

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Written By: snozberries on 09/09/15 at 9:56 pm

Ummm...it was about a talking teddy bear  ::)


Scream

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/15 at 4:44 am

Was anyone screaming?

The Lion King

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Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 8:23 am

The film score is annoying (in a good way lol)

The Astronaut's Wife

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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/07/15 at 10:43 pm

Need more than a post to list everything.

Unfriended

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:03 am

Internet at its best!

Pixels

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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:33 pm

Adam Sandler, need I say more.

Super 8

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:53 am

What about the first seven "Super" films?

Zombeavers

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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 1:21 pm

Hated the trailer

Roxanne

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 7:34 am

I saw no rocks!

Saboteur

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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 5:33 pm

I hate saboteurs.

The Godfather, Part II

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Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/07/15 at 5:52 pm


I hate saboteurs.

The Godfather, Part II


Not enough people got whacked.

Rocky

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Written By: Ripley on 12/07/15 at 8:00 pm


Not enough people got whacked.

;D

Rocky: too many sequals

home Alone

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Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/16 at 1:58 pm

Macaulay Culkin should had stayed at home (alone).

The Reverant

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/14/16 at 7:07 pm

Hypocrites.

The Revenant

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Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 9:03 am

Too many unshaven characters

Spotlight

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/16 at 5:23 pm

Who wants to spotlight child molesters?

Mad Max: Fury Road

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Written By: Philip Eno on 02/18/16 at 9:03 am

Too mad, too much fury, too much road, not enough Max

Last Cannibal World

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/18/16 at 9:55 pm

The second word

Room

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