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Subject: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:53 am
Starting with an easy one...
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 11:56 am
hmmmm a game where I get to act out all my degenerative fantasies... and kill lots of cops? I see nothing wrong with it!
Donkey Kong
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 2:40 pm
A gorilla with a tie? If I wanted to play as that I would pick Mike Tyson at a black tie ceremony.
Mario Kart
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 2:56 pm
teaching kids how not to drive since the age of 4!
missle command
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 3:08 pm
Every kid's dream.... To be Kim Jong Il
The Sims
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 10:34 pm
I played that once.... my character only had enough time to groom, eat, clean, work, eat, clean groom, sleep. The only thing sadder than watching 'someone' with less than the life than I have was the realization that I actually spent 24 real time hours participating in this banal existence.
tetris
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:44 pm
How exciting is it watching a bunch of blocks fit together?
Frogger
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 10:48 pm
yeah because will the frog get squashed, drown or actually make it is all the excitement one could handle back in the day.
Asteroids
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:50 pm
Same continuous button pressing for hours on end... No wonder game designers worked at creating new games
Mine Sweeper
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 03/30/09 at 10:55 pm
since when is counting fun?
Ms pac man
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/02/09 at 12:04 am
The worst expansion pack ever! Put on a bow and they try to make it a whole new game, Puh-leeze!
Super Smash Brothers
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 5:32 pm
must not be any good i've never played it
Q-Bert
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:43 am
Turning on all those lights is terrible for the environment
"Super Mario Brothers"
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 9:59 am
Wonder what their world would've looked like if they stopped eating those 'shrooms....
Silent Hill
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 10:05 am
It ain't silent enough...
Guitar Hero
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 10:08 am
making the pick up line "yeah, I'm in a band" almost true since 2005
Defender
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 10:13 am
Shoot the red squares with your collection of pink squares
Karaoke Revolution
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 10:15 am
The video game that launched American Idol....gee thanks.
Kirby (any variation)
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:45 pm
A video game character with a eating disorder? Great... What's next Mario with a Drinking Problem.
Sonic The Hedgehog
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:47 pm
What'd he plan to do with all those rings anyway?
Halo
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:56 pm
Multiplayer on this sucks, because 5 seconds in I respawn... (I really suck at this game!)
World of Warcraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:01 pm
theres a matching game based on this in the 00ze arcade...that's as close as I've ever come to playing it
Hitman
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:06 pm
So you kill people... Isn't that like pretty much every video game?
Pong
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:10 pm
two white rectangles and a square ball...why did we ever thing this was fun?
Need for Speed
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:30 pm
If you play this game while you're drunk can you get a DUI?
Roller Coaster Tycoon
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:41 pm
hmmm I wouldn't know what to do in this game even if you paid me....
Driv3r
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:20 pm
Does Avril Lavigne like playing this game while listening to her "Sk8er Boi"?
Computer Solitaire
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 2:21 pm
Because its always so hard finding cards in the house and then there's all the shuffling and dealing. ::)
Tony Hawk Skate something or other.
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:22 pm
There's far too many games like that that all have you do the same damn thing...
Impossible Creatures
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 2:23 pm
is that anything like Animal Crossing?
speaking of ...
Animal Crossing
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:25 pm
Is that a game about Road Kill?
Starcraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 2:26 pm
Black magic in outer space....cool
John Madden's football
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:29 pm
Almost as boring as actually football...
"Backyard Baseball"
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 2:33 pm
what happens when you break a window?
Punch Out
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:21 pm
Mike Tyson
Pacman
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:28 pm
Another video game character with an eating disorder...
Jumpman
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:30 pm
Looks too much like Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:31 pm
A gorilla using steroids? Is that what our children look up to (Well, I don't have children but you get the idea...)
"Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time"
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:32 pm
Please, no more Zelda games!!
Myst
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:36 pm
Wasn't that the video game where you had to read a bunch of books to get clues? C'mon... Reading? In a video game?!?!?!
Wolfenstein 3D
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:45 pm
Hard to wear those glasses.
Sim City
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:46 pm
George Bush couldn't even play this game let alone run an entire country...
The Game Of Life (Computer game)
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/09 at 11:48 pm
I like the board game better....
next....
Oregon Trail
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:49 pm
I totally forgot about that game. The only fun part about it was seeing how fast you could kill your wagon party off
Rock Band
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:50 pm
Too much like Gutar Hero overkill
Pitfall
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 5:33 am
I don't know but this game was the "Pits"
Mixed Up Mother Goose
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/06/09 at 9:44 pm
um mother goose really should just stay in books
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 12:50 pm
The arcade verison was best one, the others sucked.
Next....
Guitar Hero
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:06 pm
The farthest thing from a real guitar there is
The Sims 2
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/09/09 at 11:17 am
(Bump)
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/14/09 at 2:10 pm
Yawn........ Most boring game ever.
Next....
Donkey Kong
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 3:31 pm
A monkey on steroids? That's a great character
"Simpsons: Road Rage"
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/15/09 at 10:40 am
I felt like real rage, after playing the game.
Next....
Streetfighter II
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/15/09 at 11:36 pm
More violent in real life playing the game against your friend who's a bad loser than in the game...
House of the Dead 2
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/16/09 at 8:44 am
I would rather play House of Pancakes.
;D
Next.....
House of The Dead
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 8:10 am
I felt dead playing this game
Paperboy
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/20/09 at 6:32 pm
A subscription that needs to be cancelled.
Kid Icarus
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/20/09 at 9:10 pm
Only cool in Super Smash Brothers Brawl
EarthBound
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/22/09 at 12:30 pm
Should be bound to a rocket and fired into space.
BTW, can we post unlicensed games?
Final Fantasy
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/23/09 at 10:41 pm
Bump!
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/24/09 at 11:33 am
Should be bound to a rocket and fired into space.
BTW, can we post unlicensed games?
Final Fantasy
Not a fan of Anime, why would I like this?
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/24/09 at 7:16 pm
Needs to be buried in the San Andreas fault line.
Action 52 (I hope you don't mind an unlicensed game)
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/24/09 at 7:42 pm
I prefer "Write, Camera, Action" better...
"Write, Camera, Action"
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/24/09 at 10:46 pm
Never heard of it, so it must be bad.(Great logic I did there) :D
Pokemon
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/25/09 at 8:31 am
You can find the same animals near a Power Plant
Mario Party
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/25/09 at 12:18 pm
More like Mario Boring.
Phantasy Star
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:32 am
It's spelt Fantasy! Gosh darn it!
Next....
E.T. : The Video Game
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 2:22 pm
If the movie wasn't bad enough, now you can play as the characters you can't stand...
World of Warcraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 04/26/09 at 5:08 pm
It's World of Borecrap... :D
Lunar: Eternal Blue
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 5:21 pm
I get pretty blue playing this game...
Starcraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 05/01/09 at 6:52 pm
Didn't they postpone that game? (Best I could do)
Adventure Island
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 7:34 pm
What's so adventurous about sitting in front of a TV on your couch?
Wii Fit
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/09/09 at 8:41 pm
Don't like Wii or exercise.
World of Warcraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 9:26 pm
Have you seen the South Park episode? That's pretty much what every player who plays that game looks like
Resident Evil
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/09/09 at 9:27 pm
Bloody awful
Under A Killing Moon
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 10:40 pm
Film Noir was great... In the 30's!
The Dark Knight (video game)
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 05/11/09 at 7:26 pm
Oh great, another crappy licensed game.
Samurai Shodown
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/11/09 at 10:26 pm
Another fighting game... Let's keep it to Mortal Kombat, alright
Mortal Kombat
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/12/09 at 6:04 pm
Damn fatalites don't work in real life!
;D
Next...
Donkey Kong
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/15/09 at 2:34 pm
Just what we need another monkey wearing a tie, didn't we get enough of that with the Bush Administration? ;)
Sim City
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Step-chan on 05/15/09 at 7:24 pm
Too similiar(ugh) to the other Sim games and not as good as the "Hidden Joke" in Simcopter.
Milon's Secret Castle
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/17/09 at 11:56 pm
I'd rather watch "Helga's Moving Castle" and I hate anime...
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/18/09 at 11:28 pm
The comic book genre is losing popularity
Pitfall
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 8:46 am
This game is the pits
Live 4 Dead
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 1:32 am
Never heard of it but sounds oxymoronic to me
Big Brain Academy (wii)
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 1:57 am
A learning game? Yuck! Lame!!!
"Video Poker"
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 2:08 am
some how I'm in debt in the virtual world as well. :-[
Call to Duty
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 9:28 am
Yet another war based game first person shooter, how original
Castlevania
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/23/09 at 3:47 am
Don't we have enough games with castles?
The Godfather video game
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/26/09 at 11:16 am
Might as well call it "Grand Theft Auto In The 40's"
The House of the Dead
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/26/09 at 10:27 pm
You can change the title all you want, but it's still about zombies.
Wii Baseball
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 5:26 am
stupid purple team always kicks my ass!
Alone in the Dark
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/27/09 at 7:17 am
Perfect for the nerds who play this game because they too are alone in the dark
"F.E.A.R."
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:14 pm
Scared everyone away from this should have been awesome thread
The Sims
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 9:48 am
Not as fun as it used to be
Sonic 3D
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 5:21 am
Not good 2D too!
The Legend of Zelda
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:37 pm
Boring
Call Of Duty
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:57 am
Duty called before playing it!
Grand Auto Theft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 9:36 pm
Thought I was watching the Ron Howard movie
Under A Killing Moon
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 7:26 am
The moon is already killed!
Mario Cart
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 5:28 pm
Should be called "Mario Fart".
Wizards of Warcraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Ripley on 12/07/15 at 8:30 pm
Not crafty enough
Street Fighter
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: d90 on 12/08/15 at 12:00 am
Promotes violence
Wii Sports.
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Ripley on 12/08/15 at 7:52 am
Not fun as I'm an artist not an athlete
Moonwalker
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/12/15 at 9:44 pm
No astronauts.
Myst
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/13/16 at 11:58 am
Can't spell Mist right!
True Lemmings
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/13/16 at 10:41 pm
Sounds depressing.
Call Of Duty
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: d90 on 02/14/16 at 11:08 pm
More like call to death
Mortal Kombat
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/15/16 at 12:10 am
The name says it all.
Assassin's Creed
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/16 at 1:31 pm
More like ASS-ASS-in's Creed...
Roller Coaster Tycoon
Subject: Re: Diss The Video Game Above
Written By: d90 on 12/03/16 at 4:16 pm
More like Scary Rides Tycoon
Sonic The Hedgehog