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Subject: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:48 pm

Starting With...

Billy Mays

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 03/31/09 at 9:28 pm



Is that the annoying Oxy Clean guy and if not... then who?


Madonna

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 03/31/09 at 9:33 pm

Like a cheap slut is more like it...

Weird Al Yankovic

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 2:47 pm


all you parody people take note... the universe has its token parody artist so give up the ghost already.



Martin Lawrence

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 3:50 pm

Oh! That Guy! (He was in Wild Hogs... I think that's enough of an insult right there)

Tim Allen

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 3:51 pm


....also in wild hogs...but since you already used that insult... lets just say the thing he's most famous for is grunting....that's talent? really?


keeping with the theme

John Travolta

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 4:04 pm

A drag queen a greaser and a disco dancer? The only decent movie he was in was "Pulp Fiction"

R Kelly

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 4:18 pm


GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!


Clint Black

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 4:48 pm

Not nearly as cool as Jack Black

Jack Black

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/01/09 at 5:55 pm

He tries so hard to be cool.  The poor thing. :\'(

Ashlee Simpson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 6:54 pm



her career started the same place it ended....in the toilet...bleeeechhh



star jones

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Womble on 04/01/09 at 7:08 pm

It's all those Milky Ways that shaped her Galactic figure.


Lindsey Lohan

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 7:09 pm

What happened to that innocent little girl I watched in those old Disney movies?

Talking about Disney... Miley Cyrus

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 7:09 pm

Lindsay Lohan disses herself just by showing up in the universe every day....




okay miley ..... everyone loves her....especially her dad....


now

Jaimie Lynn Spears

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/01/09 at 7:11 pm

Slightly dimmer than Britney, which isn't saying much.

Christian Bale

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 7:12 pm


ass alert



Collin Farrel

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/01/09 at 7:13 pm

Average too average.

David Lee Roth

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 7:19 pm



Living proof that you don't hae to be hot to get the girls


Eddie Van Halen

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 11:58 pm

Jamie's not the only one who's crying when forced to listen to this...

Jim Carey

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/02/09 at 1:28 am

Funny... like in the mid 1990's since he's not anymore


Mandy Moore


Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/02/09 at 8:03 am

At least she's better looking than Michael Moore

Which reminds me...

Michael Moore

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: anabel on 04/02/09 at 8:33 am

Michael Moore


He's GREAT!!!  As long as I don't have to LOOK at him!!



Angelina Jolie

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/02/09 at 10:51 am

Just goes to show anything can be an addiction... Even adoption

Jennifer Lopez

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Frank on 04/03/09 at 1:06 am

How many times has she been married, 5? 6 times? And Marc Anthony...he must be mistaken for brad Pitt quite often  ::)

Courtney Love

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/03/09 at 8:23 am

Drugs are bad... Mmmkay

Seth Rogen

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Frank on 04/04/09 at 12:39 am

Can he star in a movie not while he's high?

Drew Barrymore

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/04/09 at 1:26 pm

Only famous for having connections with famous relatives that only classic film buffs know about...


Brett Michaels

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: anabel on 04/04/09 at 1:51 pm

That's just TOO easy...where do I start? Does anyone REALLY believe he's looking for true love on a bus full of diseased tour groupies?
Let's go for someone with some class here......

Gene Simmons



;D

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/04/09 at 1:57 pm

Looks like a middle aged woman without make-up


Seth McFarlane

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:49 am

He made Family Guy... What's good about him?  ;)

Seth Green

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 10:03 am


two more feet and he'll be fully grown


speaking of


Gary Coleman

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 10:07 am

What'chu talkin' 'bout snozberries? The only cool thing that Gary Coleman was in was Avenue Q

Tim Curey

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 10:11 am



not as spicy as his name suggests

bernadette peters

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:06 pm

She's a nobody since I've never heard of her in the first place  (seriously, I don't)


Michael Eisner

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:07 pm


he wishes he were as cool as walt disney


steve martin

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:10 pm

Hasn't been funny since the '70's


Jerry Beck


Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:41 pm

I thought this was the guy from the band "Beck" but found out he isn't and thus not nearly as cool...

Fred Durst

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:48 pm


I've only heard of him because he's mentioned in an Eminem song...


Vanilla Ice

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:49 pm

Hot Fudge is better  :D


Brittany Murphy

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:50 pm


a skank who can act....clever


Jessica Simpson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:51 pm

D'Oh!!!

Ashlee Simpson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:51 pm

Only famous because of her sister

Heidi Montag

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:53 pm


Just because they are on tv doesn't mean they are famous...


Joey Fatone

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:54 pm

He's the Fat One from N*Sync right?

Justin Timberlake

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:00 pm

Big ego undeserved.

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:07 pm


Big ego undeserved.


Whose the next celebrity?

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:29 pm


Whose the next celebrity?


Micky Dolenz

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:31 pm

Not nearly as cool as Mickey Mouse

Johnny Depp

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:32 pm


Not nearly as cool as Mickey Mouse

Johnny Depp


Still has that boyish charm . . . literally.

Dan Rather

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:33 pm


Rather have Walter Cronkite back

Connie Chung

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:34 pm

Maury Povich's boss.

Dean Cain

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:54 pm


Shut up he's the hottest superman ever!!!!



Tom Welling

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:26 pm

At least he's better than Tom from Myspace

Axle Rose

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 2:26 pm



Since when is screaming considered singing?

Rose McGowan?

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:28 pm

Who? Was she in anything worth watching?

Paris Hilton

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 3:46 pm

A no-talent... Why is she famous again?

Perez Hilton

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 8:04 pm

Better than Paris Hilton, That's not all that hard to do though...

Keira Knightley

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 10:58 pm

Look at her teeth.

Matthew MacConaughay

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 11:12 pm

Famous movie star, and yet can't name any film...


Carson Daily

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:30 pm

One of the most annoying people on MTV and that's including Ozzy...

Ozzy Osbourne

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:32 pm

I still don't like him for what he did to the bat, even though he said it was an accident.

Sharon Osbourne

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:40 pm

She married Ozzy! I mean what f*ck can be f*cking going through your bloody head?

Kelly Osbourne

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:43 pm

Fat pig! (Not to insult pigs  ;D)

Jack Osbourne

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:45 pm

A nerd is the Prince of Darkness's son? You would expect him to at least be Emo...

Janet Jackson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:46 pm

Too showy ;D

Jermaine Jackson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:47 pm

At least it ain't Michael... Eee-Hee!!!

Jesse Jackson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:49 pm

At least he ain't Jesse Helms

Jerry Seinfeld

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/09 at 11:55 pm

Was the deal with saying what's the deal, in alot of your jokes?

;D

Next....

Eddie Van Halen

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:57 pm

Overrated gutar player

Oprah Winfrey

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 5:32 am

With great power comes great responsibility... And she's just irresponsible

Ellen Degeneres

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/06/09 at 11:53 am

She seems to dance alot on her show, alot.

Next....

Regis Philbin

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 12:13 pm

Why did he leave "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" that show was actually good when he was on

Corbin Bleu

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 8:04 pm

Like the rest of the cast of High School Musical..lame.

Will Ferrall

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: KKay on 04/06/09 at 8:13 pm

Again?!!!



Seth Green

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Womble on 04/06/09 at 8:54 pm

He was my Waiter at Red Lobster last week.


Sarah Michelle Gellar

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/09 at 9:38 pm


Don't you dare diss Buffy.... you can diss Daphne but not Buffy!  >:(


Jennifer Love Hewitt

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:11 pm

She's no ghost whisperer.

Neil Patrick Harris

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:31 pm

How can abybody trust a doctor named Doogie Howser

Meryl Streep

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:32 pm

Too many nominations.

Susan Lucci

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:38 pm

"Susan Lucci punches a baby" (Inside joke, but it's still a diss)

Tex Avery

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:39 pm

Too much exaggerations and Chuck Jones does funnier cartoon expressions


Chuck Jones

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:40 pm

Not nearly as cool as Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:41 pm

Bad acting is what reduces his coolness

Sylvester Stallone

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:43 pm

Only good for doing sequels for two well known characters


Sally Field

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:44 pm

I don't like her, I don't really like her.

Jessica Alba

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:44 pm

So not Jessica Alba fantastic

Ashley Tisdale

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:46 pm

If I hear Maddie's The Boss one more time, I'll puke.

Eva Mendes

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:48 pm

Have no clue who she is, so she's an instant hasbeen  :D


Ice Cube

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:48 pm

Anybody who has ice in their name is an instant flop like...

Vanilla Ice

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:49 pm

'Nuff said  ::)



Quentin Taratino

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:51 pm

The most overrated person in history (mostly by himself.)

Jason Alexander

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:52 pm

Only funny in "Sienfeld" and only in small does

Tony Danza

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:54 pm

Only funny in Taxi, and he does the same character over and over.

Kevin Costner

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:55 pm

Boring actor and overrated


Jennifer Garner

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:57 pm

Likewise overrated, only because he married Ben Afflac.

Shirley MacLaine

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 7:48 am

Well at least she's not nearly as annoying as Shirley Temple

Shirley Temple

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: KKay on 04/07/09 at 9:22 am

annoying child, crazy adult.


John Travolta

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 12:42 pm

http://kunochan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/terl.jpg

Nuff said....

;D

Next.....

Brad Pitt

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:18 pm

Has a wife who is obsessed with adopting kids

Micheal Jackson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:22 pm

Where's Chris Hansen when needed?


Paula Abdul

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:28 pm

Is she ever sober?!?!

Simon Cowell

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:32 pm

A career on dissing others, hey we all can become famous  8)


Barbra Streisand

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Womble on 04/07/09 at 6:53 pm


Don't you dare diss Buffy.... you can diss Daphne but not Buffy!  >:(


Jennifer Love Hewitt




Not trying to diss on Sarah-Michelle just thought I could keep a roll of 'Buffy' actors going since Seth Green was mentioned just before my post.


Barbra Streisand

She nose what she's doing.


Jamie-Lynne Spears


Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 8:32 pm

Almost just as annoying as her older sister...

Britney Spears

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 8:45 pm

The toxic part is right, for the most part.....

;D

Next....

Liam Gallagher

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: anabel on 04/07/09 at 9:13 pm

Gets along with no one-especially his own brother, who would be


Noel Gallagher


Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/07/09 at 10:35 pm

He's about as bad as Liam.

Metallica

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/08/09 at 10:17 am

How about.....

Selloutica?

;D

Next.....

Ike Turner

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/08/09 at 2:57 pm

Inspiration for Tommy Lee, Bobby Brown, and Chris Brown


Pam Anderson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: anabel on 04/08/09 at 4:06 pm

Inspiration for blowup dolls the world over....


Katie Holmes


Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/08/09 at 5:12 pm

Hasbeen who's only famous (again) for being married to Tom Cruise

Kim Kardashian

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Womble on 04/08/09 at 7:52 pm

Flavor of the month

Keith Richards

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: anabel on 04/08/09 at 8:15 pm

The Oldest Dead Guy Alive!!


Mick Jagger

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 8:23 pm

Second oldest dead guy alive!!!

Dana Carvey

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Womble on 04/08/09 at 8:31 pm

Proof of the old adage "What goes up must come down".

David hasselhoff

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 8:32 pm

Only the Germans like him

Dane Cook

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:08 pm

Most famous celebrity nobody knows about.

Nicole Kidman

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:16 pm

The highest-paid actress in the motion picture industry... What exactly has she been in?

George W Bush

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:18 pm

The list is too long to put here.

Michelle Obama

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:30 pm

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/March_2009_Obama_Vogue_cover.JPG

More of a model than first lady

Dick Cheney

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:32 pm

See George W. Bush

Gene Hackman

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:36 pm

The Superman movies sucked

Kid Rock

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:37 pm

More like Big Dick.

George Clooney

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:38 pm

Not the sexiest man in the world... Sorry!

Bob Ross

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:39 pm

Nobody knows him.

Ryan Reynolds

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:40 pm

Van Wilder had that scene with the dog which was just plain DISGUSTING!!!

Jerry Seinfeld

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:41 pm

Pissed me off trying to defend Michael Richards on "Letterman"

David Letterman

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 10:02 pm

Should do battle with Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/09/09 at 11:09 am

Could his opening monoluge be ever more longer?

;D

Next....

Jimmy Fallon

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/09/09 at 11:14 am

Yet another Talk Show host... How many does there really need to be?

John Lennon

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Frank on 04/09/09 at 6:37 pm

Gee, can't say much about him. He's an icon. OK..maybe his hair growth was too extreme in about 1968-69.

Clint Eastwood

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/09/09 at 11:19 pm

Practically does the same roles and overrated


Ice T

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/10/09 at 10:47 pm

Better drink than a person

Trey Parker

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: coqueta83 on 04/10/09 at 11:53 pm

He just HAD to unleash "South Park" to the entire world, didn't he?  ;D


Hilary Duff

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Frank on 04/11/09 at 12:27 am

Young innocent girl, turned into a  8-P

Tom Cruise

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/11/09 at 12:41 am

His name alone makes me sea sick

Jenna Jameson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/11/09 at 5:45 pm

Atleast, she is better looking than Ron Jeremy.

Speaking of which....

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 6:10 pm

The nickname the Hedgehog is the most endearing they could call him.

Bill O'Reilly

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:34 pm

Pretty much a bitter old man who still thinks this is 1955


Dennis Rodman

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:35 pm

Worst looking dude in a wedding dress.

Kim Bassinger

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:37 pm

Would've been better if she went by Baldwin since I have no clue to pronounce her last name...


Martha Quinn

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:38 pm

Did she ever grow out of that awkward 17 year old look.

Kirk Cameron

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:41 pm

A freak... (don't care what religion he's into, but he pretty a weirdo like Tom Cruise)


Kerry King from Slayer

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:44 pm

I didn't know they had a school for pansy who wanted to learn "heavy metal" and pick up chicks in a library.

Daniel Radcliffe

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:45 pm

A boy wizard, he'll be type casted for life


Drew Carrey

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:47 pm

I didn't know blowing hot air could earn someone thousands.

Adam Sandler

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:49 pm

Sometimes funny on "SNL", but more annoying in movies


Pauly Shore

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:50 pm

Dude, I think I left my talent around here somewhere.

Martha Stewart

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:53 pm

Making crafts... I've seen amatuers done better  :D


Hayden Pannetierre

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:56 pm

Sorry she can't hold a candle to an original Disney blond Julie Piekoski.

Nancy McKeon

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:58 pm

Why did she play a character named "Joe"?  ???


Rachel Reenstra

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:13 am

Uh... Who? Is she the chick from Friends?

Patrick Stewart

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:15 am

Not as good a Captain as Kirk.

Tyra Banks

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:15 am

Models should be seen and not heard

Donald Trump

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:17 am

What's not to hate?

Bill Gates

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:17 am

Rich bastard....

Sara Bareilles

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:20 am

Her song got tiresome after the 2,000,000 time.

Debbie Gibson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:21 am

At least she's better than Mel Gibson

Fergie

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:24 am


At least she's better than Mel Gibson




Disagree

As fro Fergie, she sucks in every sense of the word.

Bea Arthur

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:28 am

Too old... Maybe hot in like the 30's

Kurt Cobain

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:30 am

He would have been better if he's stayed alive.

Jack Nicholson

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:30 am

It's not acting if you're already this crazy...

Orlando Bloom

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:35 am

White people should name their boys Orlando. (j/k)

Christian Bale

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:38 am

Quit ranting you big baby!

Dustin Hoffman

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:41 am

Now I can look at him without thinking about Tootsie.

James Belushi

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:43 am

Another actor in another show about another fat guy with another hot wife... BORING!

John Belushi

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:55 am

He wasn't that funny when he was alive.

Tim Allen

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:59 am

Gets paid millions of dollars for grunting... He should be in those Geico commercials as a caveman

Christopher Lloyd

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:01 am

He rarely did interviews, which made him look stuck-up.

Tom Cruise

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:07 am

His name alone makes me sea-sick!

Amy Lee

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:08 am

Her-pocrite!

Bono

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:10 am

A little full of himself, you think?

Freddie Mercury

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:14 am

Can't say any gay and death jokes about him without being criticised.

Heath Ledger

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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:16 am

He played The Joker a little bit too well...

Bob Vila

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:17 am

He sold out to Sears.

Bob Newhart

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/12/09 at 11:55 am

What gives with all of the sweaters?

;D

Next...

Billy Bob Thorton

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:00 pm

Mr. Woodcock sucked!!!

Warren Zevon

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/14/09 at 2:03 pm

What about the werewolves, everywhere?

Next....

Jennifer Grey

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Written By: Frank on 04/14/09 at 2:05 pm

I don't NOSE what ever happened to her

Elizabeth Shue

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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 2:27 pm

Wow, a "u" in "Shoe" to look more sophisticated  ::)

Bette Midler

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Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 3:32 pm

More like the wind beneath her butt

Alice Cooper

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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 9:57 pm

Scary... only for a 5 year old


James Hetfield

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 10:58 pm

Saint Anger sucked!!!

George Washington

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/15/09 at 12:46 am

What's with the powdered wig?


Valarie Beterelli (sp)

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Frank on 04/15/09 at 1:03 am

How come Valerie Bertinelli, so gorgeous, marries...rocker Eddie Van Halen?  :\'(

Mel Gibson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/15/09 at 10:47 am

No comment....

;D

Next....

Willie Nelson

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/15/09 at 3:45 pm

Crazy redneck...

Kelly Clarkson

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/16/09 at 8:39 am

Glad she has hasn't done any more films, since From Justin To Kelly.

Next....

James Lipton

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 12:18 pm

Always kissing up to the celebrities and probably would make Pam Anderson look like a serious actress if he were to interview her


Ryan Adams

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Written By: Matthias on 04/16/09 at 12:42 pm

The guy from the Adam's Family that they didn't want you to know about...

Richard Simmons

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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 2:50 pm

creepy and doesn't look like a fitness guru


Ice T

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Written By: Matthias on 04/16/09 at 3:09 pm

A better drink than a person

Robert E. Lee

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 3:47 pm

What does "E" stand for, "Embarassing"


Leonard Maltin

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/17/09 at 3:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIEVsILH_0

Enogh said...

;D

Next....

Roger Ebert

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 10:31 pm

He couldn't be criticizing movies when he co-wrote "Beyond the Valley Of The Dolls" with Russ Meyer.

Gene Shalit

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:49 pm

Is there a funnier looking person in the world?

Perhaps...

Woody Allen

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:50 pm

Soon Yee Previn, enough said.

Diana Ross

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:53 pm

The movie Dreamgirls sucked!

Hen Griffey Jr

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:55 pm

At least he didn't shoot up. (Show off, more like it.)

Tom Hanks

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:57 pm

What's with his hair?!?!

Carson Kressley

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Written By: woops on 04/18/09 at 11:58 pm

...uh Can't say since it's sooo Un PC

Elvis Costello

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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:59 pm

Not nearly as cool as Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:02 am

Not the originator of rock n' roll

Kurt Loder

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 12:04 am

Not as cool as Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/19/09 at 12:08 am

Maybe cooler dead than alive.

Ted Nugent

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:09 am

If grows a beard, he'll be Yosemite Sam  ::)


Tori Amos

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/19/09 at 12:11 am

Lemmie see, loud band, no melody...

Robert Wagner

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:29 am

Hasn't really done anything, since Austin Powers 3!

Speaking of which.....

Verne Troyer

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/26/09 at 2:44 pm

Only good role is "Shasta McNasty" sitcom


Ricki Lake

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 5:28 pm

The only good thing about her is that her name was used in "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by The Offspring

Johnny Depp

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/26/09 at 5:44 pm

Funny I thought his best role was as a drug addict in From Hell...was he really acting or just being himself then?


Beyonce KNowles

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 6:33 pm

A bit too full of herself... See The Mad TV music video Beyonce...

James Woods

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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/26/09 at 6:48 pm

Popularity raised due to Family Guy episode...HOW SAD IS THAT.

Hulk Hogan

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 7:11 pm

The Not-So-Incredible Hulk

Matt Groening

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 12:40 pm

Not an innovator in animation and should pull the plug on "The Simpsons"


Walter Lantz

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 2:13 pm

Woody Woodpecker's laugh was SOOOOOOOOOO annoying!!!

Matt Stone

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:05 pm

He's pretty much stoned.

Don Bluth

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 3:06 pm

Does he use a Bluthtooth cell phone?

Billie Joe Armstrong

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:08 pm

For a punk rocker, his name sounds kinda country... atleast he doesn't have any pop star kids



Eddie Trunk

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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 3:10 pm

If he was an elephant his name would be perfect

Patrick Stump

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: ninny on 04/27/09 at 3:13 pm

Who?


Kristen Stewart

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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:14 pm

Have no clue who she is, so she's a hasbeen

Da Brat

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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 6:32 pm

The last two people nobody knows... Now it's my turn

Eddie Murphy

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/28/09 at 5:04 pm

Hasn't been funny since 1987...


Mike Myers

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Written By: Matthias on 04/28/09 at 8:11 pm

Good character in the Halloween films, terrible actor...

Michael Jordan

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Written By: woops on 04/29/09 at 1:11 am

Biggest achievement was to appear in a movie with a wascally wabbit  :D



Hilary Duff

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Written By: Matthias on 04/29/09 at 3:24 pm

I would rather have a Duff beer...

Alecia Beth Moore (Pink)

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Written By: woops on 04/29/09 at 11:45 pm

One of those women I'd never want to date...


Sandra Bullock


Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/29/09 at 11:53 pm

Crash was far too racist for my liking...

Tim Burton

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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:07 pm

Good for Hot Topic merchandise  :D


Wes Craven

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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 1:12 pm

Freddy Krueger should chop him up...

Walt Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:13 pm

He may have been an innovator, but the cartoons aren't as funny like the Looney Tunes from Warner Bros.


Ted Turner

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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 1:15 pm

His mustache is stupid-looking...

David Letterman

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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:21 pm

Was cool, like over 15 years ago


Jimmy Fallon

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 3:22 pm

I've always liked MAD TV better

Bobby Lee

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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 4:36 pm

Not really that funny


Pam Anderson

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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 10:42 pm

Known for having big boobs... Not not nearly as talented as this person known for the same thing...

Dolly Parton

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/01/09 at 12:30 am

I wonder how long silicone last?

Howard Stern

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Written By: Matthias on 05/01/09 at 8:32 am

Pervert!

Jim Davis

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Written By: woops on 05/01/09 at 5:47 pm

Like his creation Garfield, has been lazy on the strips lately

Jody Foster

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Step-chan on 05/01/09 at 7:00 pm

Not as good as Fosters beer.


Alice Cooper

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/01/09 at 8:31 pm

What's so scary about a guy named Alice?

Paula Abdul

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/01/09 at 11:10 pm

She's lucky she's a judge on American Idol if she was a contestant she was lose horribly.

Jeff Dunham

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/02/09 at 12:51 pm

Pretty much shows what Sesame Street is really like after 12 PM


Julie Brown (comedian)

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/03/09 at 8:50 pm

At least she's funnier than Charlie Brown... That kid is just depressing...

Billy Idol

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Written By: woops on 05/04/09 at 2:32 am

Is that a real sneer or a cleft lip

(BTW, I actually was born with a cleft pallet...incase I accidently offend anybody)


Kirk Cameron

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 7:33 am

I like Captain Kirk better than this dude...

Matthew Broderick

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Written By: woops on 05/04/09 at 12:21 pm

I don't know why he's married to a witch...


Conan O'Brien

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Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 4:23 pm

Not nearly as cool as Conan the Barbarian

Jay Leno

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/04/09 at 5:26 pm

Jay Leno...how about this guy stop ripping of Howard Stern bits and claiming them as his own!  No not by the hair of his 18 inch chin!



James McAvoy

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 5:32 pm

After reading his Wikipedia page I still have no idea who the heck he is...

Michael J. Fox

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/05/09 at 8:28 pm

"Back to the Future" trilogy was good, though not into his work in "Family Ties" since that sitcom is not funny


Andy Dick

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Written By: Matthias on 05/05/09 at 8:35 pm

The name fits since this guy is a Dick

Alan Greenspan

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Written By: woops on 05/05/09 at 8:46 pm

Have no clue, so he's instantly a hasbeen


Tom Arnold

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Written By: Matthias on 05/05/09 at 9:11 pm

Is he the guy who own's Tom's Diner in that one song?

Tom (From Myspace)

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/06/09 at 6:47 am

Tom from myspace a celebrity? What is he a Z list Celebrity or a WWW List Celebrity. This guy is lower on the Celebrity list then Kathy Griffin or for that matter any WWE wrestler.


Speaking of WWE wrestlers....John Cena

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Written By: Matthias on 05/06/09 at 6:50 am

Wrestling is a Fake

Tay Zonday (The Chocolate Rain Guy)

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/07/09 at 10:49 pm

Annoying singing...


Kathy Lee Gifford

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Written By: Matthias on 05/07/09 at 11:20 pm

Not nearly as entertaining as Regis

Al Capone

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Written By: Frank on 05/08/09 at 1:09 am

Could not escape the Taxman.

Hulk Hogan

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 1:10 am

Hulk Hogan is the king of a fake sport, and he's a bad actor. . .pity I remember when I liked him as a kid, then that whole reality show. . .Hulk lost his touch


Katy Perry

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/08/09 at 5:05 am

Ah the famous singer of I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it....Well I dissed a girl and I liked it.

Katy is pale with that Super Bright Lipstick lick she has glow sticks on her lips.


Chris Tucker

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 9:20 am

Not nearly as entertaining as Tom Tucker from Family Guy

Talking about Family Guy... Seth Green

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 10:36 am

As much as I like Seth Green, when he imitated that "Leave Britney Alone" dude, he almost seem to enjoy it too much, I thought maybe he was on something.  He's great at playing a whiny nerd. . .


(seriously-Seth Green Matt?  you are making me diss my favs, but he is good at playing whiny annoying characters)


Madonna

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 10:41 am

Liked kissing Britney a bit too much...

Harrison Ford

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 10:45 am

Hahaha, I don't know that that's really a bad thing.

Harrison Ford was great in his prime, now he belongs on those Celebrity Reality Shows. . .I haven't seen anything good by him in a long time.



Green Day

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 10:50 am

Billie Joe Armstrong is an American Idiot (even though he may not want to be or not!)

Rodney Dangerfield

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 11:04 am


Billie Joe Armstrong is an American Idiot (even though he may not want to be or not!)

Rodney Dangerfield




There aren't too many people that can make Rosie O Donnel look attractive. . .but you just found one


Eminem

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Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 1:25 pm

Listen to "Marshall Mathers" the reason to diss him becomes evident...

Snoop Dogg

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/09/09 at 6:33 am

This guy is the poster child for the "Chronic" and he coaches a kids football team....HEADLINES: "Snoop Dogg football team test positive for performance enhancing drugs, and weed."


Tony Romo

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 8:12 am

I hate football (Most sports really, but mostly football)

Ray Ramano

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/09/09 at 8:15 am

Ray who?  Doesn't he work at the local car wash here?


Mariah Carey

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Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 8:16 am

She has one good song and that's a cover of a Christmas song....

50 Cent

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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/09/09 at 8:19 am

You have to question this rappers "poetic ability" when even he thinks his music is only worth half that of others in his genre. . .


Miley Cyrus

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Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 8:22 am

Ugh! Vocals aren't terrible but her lyrics suck! Who really wants to hear a million songs about High School Drama and Romance? Not me says I!

Tex Avery

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Written By: woops on 05/11/09 at 10:47 pm

Heck Allen deserves the credit since he wrote many MGM cartoons

Leeza Gibbons

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Written By: Matthias on 05/11/09 at 11:09 pm

Exactly what we need... Another talk show host

Pope Benedict The 16th

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/12/09 at 6:14 pm

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hZ43R776-E0/SAUgpHNBo-I/AAAAAAAAAM0/sbbLoqqf-sk/benedictatine.JPG

Need I say more?

;D

Speaking of which....

Pope John Paul II

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/13/09 at 11:59 am

Why is it only old people who are Pope? I want to see some guy in his 20's be Pope...

John Wilkes Booth

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/17/09 at 7:17 am


Why is it only old people who are Pope? I want to see some guy in his 20's be Pope...

John Wilkes Booth


Because a young Pope may send the Pope Mobile to Xzibit and Pimp My Ride!


John Wilkes Booth a famous Assassin as well as a Erectile Dysfunction Sufferer!



Mickey Rourke

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Written By: woops on 05/17/09 at 11:33 am

Honestly, I have no clue who he was... though only familiar by name... I think he did "Andy Hardy" movies in the '40's  ::)


Gloria Trevi

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/17/09 at 11:54 pm

A Mexican pop-rock singer-songwriter... (Taco Bell gives me bad stomach cramps and that's a terrible imitation of what Mexican food is supposed to be like... Got nothing else to diss her on, She's pretty hot)

Jimmy Kimmel

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Written By: woops on 05/18/09 at 1:54 pm

Why can't Adam Corolla have a talk show since he's funnier

Lorenzo Llamas

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Written By: Matthias on 05/18/09 at 10:12 pm

The movie he was in "Snake Eater" sounds more like a bad porno than anything else...

Ghandi

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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/18/09 at 10:47 pm

He was a polythiest.

Marilyn Monroe

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Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 8:48 am

Was the basis for one of the most annoying cartoon characters of all time... Betty Boop

Jenna Jameson

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Written By: woops on 05/19/09 at 2:04 pm

Anything besides adult films?

Martha Stewart

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Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 3:45 pm

She sure can spiffy up those jail cells.

Notorious B.I.G (Biggy Smalls)

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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/19/09 at 5:34 pm

By no means should he have a nickname with "Smalls" in it anywhere.

Sean Combs....P. Diddy...Puff Daddy...Puffy....Sean "Puffy" Combs....you get the idea who is next!

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Written By: anabel on 05/19/09 at 6:04 pm

Can you say identity crisis of major proportions?



Ryan Seacrest            (this should be easy!)

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Written By: woops on 05/19/09 at 6:38 pm

Dork associated with one of the most overrated reality shows

David Arquette

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/21/09 at 11:10 am

Hamlet 2 was one of the worst movies ever!!!

Amy Lee

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/21/09 at 1:03 pm

Evenescance is overrated and good thing was a one hit wonder


Kim Karashian

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Written By: Matthias on 05/21/09 at 2:22 pm

Famous for her sex tape? Somebody else is famous for a sex tape and I hate her so much...

Paris Hilton

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Written By: woops on 05/21/09 at 6:48 pm

Uh... what does she do again besides partying and sex tapes? Nothing...just as I thought


Dr. Suess

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/21/09 at 8:02 pm

Not a real doctor.

Next....

This should interesting.....

Dr. Pepper

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Written By: Frank on 05/21/09 at 11:18 pm

I prefer the taste of Coca-cola  :)

Goldie Hawn

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Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 12:46 am


Honestly, I have no clue who he was... though only familiar by name... I think he did "Andy Hardy" movies in the '40's  ::)


Gloria Trevi


Seriously???


and who the eff is Gloria Trev




I prefer the taste of Coca-cola  :)

Goldie Hawn


Living proof that the blonde jokes have to come from somewhere.


Kate Hudson

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Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 2:01 am

I've never seen any of her movies, but the plot lines for a lot of them seem a little too similar for her to be a very diverse actress...

Steven King

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Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 2:07 am


Hmmm a horror writer who gets most of his plots while looking in a mirror...

Perry King

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Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 9:30 am

I haven't seen any of this movies except for "The Day After Tomorrow" and that was terrible because it pretty much just like Al Gore's flick

Al Gore

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/22/09 at 11:41 am


Seriously???


and who the eff is Gloria Trev





eh, it's a generation gap and only know of "Sin City" from a few years ago

Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/23/09 at 3:38 am


Al Gore


He makes one film on global warming and he's declared the Messiah.

Donny Osmond

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Written By: woops on 05/23/09 at 2:31 pm

Bad music and also annoying personality


Tom Green

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Written By: snozberries on 05/24/09 at 6:57 am


.....speaking of annoying personalities huh?  ;D


and since had the bad taste to marry the most annoying man on the planet.....

Drew Barrymore



Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above

Written By: woops on 05/24/09 at 10:48 am

Besides that she's related to old time Hollywood actors, which only film buffs are familiar with, don't know why she's acting... plus she's average looking


Brittany Murphy

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Written By: snozberries on 05/24/09 at 4:04 pm


She's a ho....but she is also the voice of LuAnne on King of the Hill so I like her



Tom Petty

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Written By: Matthias on 05/24/09 at 11:23 pm

I would push him off of a cliff so he can be "free falling" to his death

Nathan Lane

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Written By: woops on 05/25/09 at 12:56 am

Only good role was a farting warthog


Jennifer Garner

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Written By: Matthias on 05/25/09 at 7:59 pm

Juno sucked (Who wants to watch a movie about a teenage pregnant girl?)

Jack Black

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Written By: woops on 05/25/09 at 9:22 pm

overly annoying and not an ounce funny

Carrie Keagan

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Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 5:24 am


how come you always name people I never heard of... I thought this was diss the celebrity on diss the random person only woops has heard of  :P  ;D



Suzanne Sommers

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Written By: Matthias on 05/27/09 at 10:01 am

She currently features items of her design on the Home Shopping Network... Ewwwwww!!! The Home Shopping Network Sucks!!!

Denis Leary

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Written By: woops on 05/27/09 at 10:54 am


how come you always name people I never heard of... I thought this was diss the celebrity on diss the random person only woops has heard of  :P   ;D





Keagan's a journalist/host and also appeared on VH1 Classics a few times as a VJ

Personally, I think she's cute, though also robotic...

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Written By: woops on 05/27/09 at 10:55 am



Denis Leary


Funny, only for somebody who's into listening to others ranting


Robert Iger

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Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 11:41 pm


Funny, only for somebody who's into listening to others ranting


Robert Iger



Iger? More like ei-yi-yi I'm gonna have to stop posting after you....  :D



speaking of VJs

Martha Quinn

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Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 10:55 am

MTV Sucks!!!

Katy Perry

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Written By: snozberries on 06/03/09 at 4:17 am


She kissed a girl but not a lot of people liked it.....

Perry King

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Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 8:45 am

A blatant rip-off of...

Larry King

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Written By: woops on 06/03/09 at 1:13 pm

boring


Friz Freling

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Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 1:34 pm

Who? Never heard of this person before and "Friz" is a very strange name...

Ben Stiller

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Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:11 pm


Who? Never heard of this person before and "Friz" is a very strange name...


He was a director of various Looney Tunes cartoons and created Yosemite Sam, Sylvestor, and Porky Pig.

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Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:13 pm



Ben Stiller



Funny... only on his sketch comedy show from the early '90's



Amy Poehler

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Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 1:24 pm

"Mean Girls" wasn't mean it just sucked!

Lindsay Lohan

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Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:25 pm

Fire Crotch  ::)


Andy Richter

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Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 4:13 pm

Best known as a sidekick to Conan O'Brien... Who wants to be known as the Robin to Batman?!

Lady Gaga

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Written By: anabel on 06/04/09 at 7:45 pm


Fire Crotch  ::)


Andy Richter





;D ;D ;D  That made me snort grape juice!!!    ;D ;D ;D

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Written By: anabel on 06/04/09 at 7:46 pm


Best known as a sidekick to Conan O'Brien... Who wants to be known as the Robin to Batman?!

Lady Gaga






Matthew calls her Lady Blah Blah.

Reese Witherspoon

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Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:10 am

I can't really think of anything bad to say about her... She's hot! I guess "Walk The Line" was kind of boring, because I was never a fan of...

Johnny Cash

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Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 11:53 am

not into country music

Snoop Dogg

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Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 6:55 pm

He's always high...

Dr. Dre

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Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 9:29 pm

Not a real doc and not much into gangsta rap

Sally Field

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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 12:46 am

Her show is overrated.

Shirley MacLaine

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Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 8:24 pm

Never heard of her...only by name though


Chelsea Handler

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Written By: Brigitte on 06/07/09 at 8:36 pm

Who? Z-list celebrity I'm guessing.

Elizabeth Taylor

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Written By: woops on 06/08/09 at 12:34 pm

Pretty much indifferent towards her films... though not into "classic films"


Carlos Mencia

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Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 8:51 pm

Not funny... See the South Park episode "Fishsticks"

Eminem

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Written By: star80 on 06/08/09 at 10:34 pm

Attitude....need I say more......or yeah, he um needs to keep it in check sometimes



Cher

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Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 11:18 pm

Isn't she ever going to get old? I mean she was singing in the 60's with Sonny and she's still performing today? What the hell Cher?!

Steve Tyler

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Written By: woops on 06/08/09 at 11:24 pm

His band Aerosmith was cool until 1993  :P


Axl Rose

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Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 11:27 pm

Chinese Democracy is overrated... It's not as good as their classic work

Steve Jobs

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Written By: JamieMcBain on 06/09/09 at 11:35 am

He invented the iPod.

::)

Bill Gates

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Written By: woops on 06/09/09 at 11:42 am

One of the world's richest nerd... yet who cares


Don Bluth

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Written By: Matthias on 06/09/09 at 10:40 pm

Who the f*ck is that?! lol

Micheal J. Fox

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Written By: Frank on 06/10/09 at 1:05 am

No success in movies other than Back to the Future

Jane Fonda

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Written By: woops on 06/10/09 at 2:12 am

(Don Bluth is a director of animated movies like "An American Tale" & "Secret of Nymph")

More known for work-out tapes and once  being married to Ted Turner than her acting


Jewel

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Written By: Matthias on 06/21/09 at 11:21 pm

Not worth her name... Might as well call her Fool's Gold

Walt Disney

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Written By: woops on 06/22/09 at 6:33 pm

Not really an innovator of animation since he was more of a business person


Sebastian Bach

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Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:10 pm

Nobody listens to classic music anymore!

John Candy

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Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 9:49 am

Died too soon :'(

Maculey Culkin

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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/07/15 at 10:41 pm

After Home Alone, he hasn't done anything.

Angelina Jolie

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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:04 am

Maleficent put us all to sleep!

Colin Firth

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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:34 pm

Colin is a snobby name

Matthew McConaughey

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:59 am

Too much ah-ah!

Nicole Kidman

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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 1:24 pm

She was married to Tom Cruise.
Jennifer Garner

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Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 7:41 am

Has she ever garnered?

Alfred Hitchcock

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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 5:39 pm

If he wasn't a famed director, he would have been in prison for sexual harassment.

Martin Scorsese

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Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/07/15 at 5:53 pm


If he wasn't a famed director, he would have been in prison for sexual harassment.

Martin Scorsese


The Last Temptation of Christ was just blasphemy.

Oprah

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Written By: Ripley on 12/07/15 at 7:58 pm

Quit her talk show

Vince Vaughn

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/16 at 11:45 am

Just watched him, not funny!

Paul Rudd

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/21/16 at 5:34 pm

Seth Rogan is always following him.

Steve Carell

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/16 at 5:44 pm

Isn't he already dissed?

Tom Cruise

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/22/16 at 5:46 pm

Scientology

Will Ferrall

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Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/22/16 at 7:31 pm

Overrated as hell.

Kevin Hart.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/22/16 at 9:03 pm

Overrated as well.

Kate Hudson

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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/23/16 at 6:17 am

Her mother is remembered more.

Tim Burton

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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/27/16 at 10:39 pm

Uses Johnny Depp too much.

Blake Shelton

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Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/29/16 at 6:52 pm

Not that good looking.

Katt Williams

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Written By: Baltimoreian on 04/30/16 at 11:20 am

He made the Scary Movie franchise even worse.

John Cena

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Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/01/16 at 1:20 pm

Tired of hearing about him from my Wrestling obsessed friends. (I saw him in person once though)

Raven Symone

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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/01/16 at 1:59 pm

She use to be cute and obnoxious on The Cosby Show, but now she's just obnoxious.

Barbara Walters

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Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/02/16 at 4:22 pm

I've only ever seen ONE interview she's done. (I think you know who she talked to that I saw...)

Kylie Jenner.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/02/16 at 5:32 pm

She was made by Caitlyn's swimmers.

Anna Kendrick

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