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Subject: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:57 pm

Another diss thread...

I'll start with an easy target...

Scooby Doo

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:58 pm

Can't understand anything he's saying except "Scooby-Dooby Doo".

Mike Brady

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:59 pm

What was he thinking when he met Carol, who has three kids of her own...  ::)


Lamb Chop

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/07/09 at 12:02 am

He was on Sherri Lewis' hand and not me.

Cookie Monster

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: gibbo on 04/07/09 at 12:13 am


He was on Sherri Lewis' hand and not me.

Cookie Monster


None of the cookies were ever actually swallowed.....he was a fraud!!!

Pepe la Phew (skunk)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 7:43 am

He's pretty chauvinistic for a skunk

Yoda

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:25 pm

With one hand he can lift things, so why not defeat Darth Vader himself


Mickey Mouse

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:28 pm

Stop sucking down helium!

Spider-Man

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:35 pm

What's with the  blue/red tights?



Incredible Hulk

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:37 pm

Lay off the steroids

Eric Cartman

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:38 pm

Suprised that he's still friends with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny since he's pretty much a  jerk


Daria

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:42 pm

One of the most annoying girl cartoons since...

Pepper Ann

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:48 pm

Looks like Olive Oil's kid... does Popeye knows about her  ::)


Popeye

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:55 pm

Terrible speech impediment, Nuk-nuk-nuk-nuk-nuk!

Goofy

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Womble on 04/07/09 at 7:12 pm

What the heck is he anyway?

Gumby

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 8:28 pm

What flavor of gum is he?

Captain Crunch

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/07/09 at 10:39 pm

Don't like his cereal

Captain Kangaroo

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: gibbo on 04/07/09 at 11:00 pm

I'd be hopping mad too if I liked like him!

Hannah Montana

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/07/09 at 11:01 pm

Her father sang that awful Achy Breaky song.

Olive Oyl

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/08/09 at 3:01 pm

What does Popeye see in her? She's not much to look at


Ariel (Little Mermaid)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 8:28 pm

At least the half fish/ half woman isn't the other way around... That wouldn't be nearly as sexy

Ernest P. Warrell

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/09/09 at 11:27 pm

Who the heck is Verne?

Freddy Kruegar

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: coqueta83 on 04/10/09 at 10:32 pm

Sometimes he scared me, other times he didn't.


Next character....Barney Gumble ("The Simpsons")

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/10/09 at 10:39 pm

I'm surprised he isn't dead from alcohol poisoning yet...

Captain Jack Sparrow

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:50 pm

Argh!... Why the name sparrow? How about Hawk or Condor?  :D


Austin Powers

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: coqueta83 on 04/11/09 at 11:20 pm

Too goofy for my tastes.  ;D


Jeff Spicoli

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/11/09 at 11:52 pm

Who? Can't mock him if I don't know who he is... But he sucks!

Mickey Mouse

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/12/09 at 12:54 pm

Oswald Rabbit is much cooler, then again Bugs would've been a rat...


Pluto

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:50 pm

A better planet than a dog... (Although he's no longer a planet  :\'()

The Brave Little Toaster

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/12/09 at 4:01 pm

Rip-off of Milton the Toaster


Woody Woodpecker

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 5:21 pm

That laugh was so ANNOYING!!!

Wall-E

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/13/09 at 4:27 pm

More like Johnny 5 Jr.

ET

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/13/09 at 6:29 pm

Not exactly the sexiest alien in the Universe is he? Unlike...

Turanga Leela

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 1:00 pm

Wouldn't she be a cyclops rather than an alien?

Velma (Scooby Doo)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/24/09 at 11:35 am

Jinkies! She's hotter than Daphne even for a chick from the 70's...

James Bond

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/24/09 at 5:09 pm

For a spy, he looks more like a playboy

Rosie the ugly baby from "Troll In Central Park"

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/24/09 at 5:13 pm

Apparently she's ugly... Never seen the movie, can't really judge for myself...

Pac-Man

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 04/24/09 at 5:18 pm

He's a smiley face faced sideways with a food craving :D

Sonic the Hedgehog

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/24/09 at 5:32 pm

Kinda like a hamster on speed...

Professor Frink

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Step-chan on 04/24/09 at 7:26 pm

Don't know who he is, so he must have no personality.


Zed (Police Academy)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 04/24/09 at 7:40 pm

Is he the guy who makes the funny noises... That's the only funny part about Police Academy

Bluto (Animal House)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 05/11/09 at 10:29 pm

Drunk, fat and lazy is no way to go through life, son...

Bowser (Nintendo Games)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 05/11/09 at 10:32 pm

What's with the name? Sounds like something for a dog


Felix the Cat

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 05/11/09 at 11:10 pm

Only good as a phone from the 50's

Doc Brown (Back to the Future)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 05/12/09 at 1:14 pm

Rufus from "Bill & Ted" is cooler


Urkle

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 05/12/09 at 4:09 pm

The birth of the black nerd... What's next a Middle Eastern nerd?

Spider-Pig (The Simpsons Movie)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 05/26/09 at 11:18 am

Became more annoying by people singing that song out in the real world, than Homer Simpson singing it in the movie

Wolverine

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 05/26/09 at 11:30 am

Having blades in the hands would be cool, though must've hurt  if he accidently pokes himself in the bathroom


Supergirl

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 05/26/09 at 11:32 am

Pretty much exactly the same as Superman, only better looking

Princess Zelda

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:24 am

Sounds more like a fortune teller than a princess

The Wendy's girl from the commercials

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 12:44 pm

Shouldn't she be in her 80's by now, but she looks like she's 12...

Apu (The Simpsons)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 06/21/09 at 9:38 pm

Not really that funny... though wonder how he supports his large family from being a liquor store clerk

Coach Buzzcut (from "Beavis & Butt-Head")

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 06/21/09 at 11:14 pm

The most unoriginal name ever given to a secondary character, but at least its better than the name "Butthead"...

Miss Swan (Mad TV)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: woops on 06/22/09 at 6:26 pm

Though funny when I first saw the sketch, but gets tiresome fast...

Opera Man from SNL

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:15 pm

Apparently nobody knows enough about him to mock him...

Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 9:47 am

Womanizer need I say more

Brenda, 90210

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/15 at 12:31 am

She was played by Shannen Doherty.
Enough said.

Max Black (2 Broke Girls)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:17 am

Too dark?

Robert Langdon (The Da Vinci Code)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/01/15 at 10:48 pm

Tom Hanks must've been paid several million dollars to play him.

Maverick (Top Gun)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/12/16 at 8:42 am

His gun was so bottom of the market.

Inspector Gadget

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/13/16 at 10:19 pm

Matthew Broderick, need I say more?

Lois Lane

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/16 at 1:54 pm

Loves a man with a split personality.

Norman Bates

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/14/16 at 7:10 pm

A mama's body

Michael Corleone

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 9:07 am

Should had listened to his father

Hugh Glass (The Revenant)

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/16 at 5:25 pm

Sounds too much like Hugh Jass.

Bart Simpson

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Baltimoreian on 02/16/16 at 5:33 pm

Was only cool during the 90s. Pretty much the reason why The Simpsons should be cancelled now.

Tony Soprano

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/16 at 5:37 pm

A Mafioso stereotype

Ferris Bueller

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Baltimoreian on 02/16/16 at 5:42 pm

His parents should've paid more attention to him.

Peter Griffin

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/16 at 5:44 pm

He should by with his family instead of drinking with Quagmire and Joe Swanson.

Snoopy

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/18 at 1:03 pm

Too much typing, not sniffing around trees

Thor

Subject: Re: Diss the fictional character (ie cartoon, comics, movies, tv, etc)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/15/18 at 5:00 pm

I don't trust anyone who uses a hammer as a weapon.

Barney Fife

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