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Subject: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:40 am

My turn....

Cheer

I'm still waiting for the cleaning product for Emos, Gloom!

;D

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 2:20 pm

Uh.... Pepsi

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: coqueta83 on 04/26/09 at 7:37 pm

I used to drink way too much Pepsi and other sodas!  :P


Trix cereal

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 7:39 pm

The rabbit isn't only silly, but pretty damn dumb why doesn't he just give it up already?

McDonalds

(You can bring it home)

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Red Ant on 04/26/09 at 8:58 pm

Eating McDonalds requires lots of TP and Pepto Bismol.

Product: Pepto Bismol

Ant

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:03 pm

Worst shade of pink, ever!

Next,,,

Tums

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/26/09 at 9:12 pm

Are people aware it's like eating chalk.

Crups coffee makers

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 9:52 pm

Crups? More like Craps Coffee Makers...

Charmin Toilet Paper

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 7:31 pm

Why would bears need toilet paper?

Dixie Cups

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/09/09 at 8:37 pm

Doesn't hold liquids goods.

Windex

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/10/09 at 7:41 am

Only good in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"... Smears my windows though...

Windows (Operating System)

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/12/09 at 6:00 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfsr8BBdA8&feature=related

Next....

Linux

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 05/13/09 at 12:36 pm

Their symbol is a penguin... Meaning their software probably "freezes" more than any other kind on the market...

Fruit Of The Loom

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/21/09 at 8:04 pm

What about veggies?

V-8

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Brigitte on 05/21/09 at 8:12 pm

liquid vegetables! You must be joking!

Cheese Whiz

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/23/09 at 3:43 am

The name says in all.

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 1:20 am

Constipates me

Philips Milk of Magnesia

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: JamieMcBain on 06/09/09 at 11:28 am

But it's not real milk!

Next....

Milk

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: woops on 06/09/09 at 12:09 pm

only good for cereal


Goldfish crackers

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 06/09/09 at 10:41 pm

They don't actually taste like fish! (I suppose that's for the better)

Smirnoff Vodka

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:16 pm

Apparently gave everyone too bad of a hangover to come up with a responce

Q-Tips

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 9:47 am

Hurt when put too far in the ear.

Windex

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/15 at 12:29 am

The D in Ammonia D must mean "death".

Febreeze

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:17 am

Has an awful pungent aroma.

Ugg Boots

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:47 pm

The name sounds like someone vomiting.

Pledge

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: d90 on 11/30/15 at 10:18 am

I Never used pledge.
Bacon

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 1:35 pm

Too rash for me!

Tomatoes

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/17 at 1:45 pm

Full of the wrong proteins

Scrubbing Brush

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/18/17 at 11:04 pm

Gets too dirty after two uses.

Sham-Wow!

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/25/17 at 9:23 am

More sham than wow! (never heard of it!)

Bread Maker

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/25/17 at 6:53 pm

Cheaper to buy a loaf.

Hand blender

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/26/17 at 9:10 am

Have you ever blended your hand?

Floor Brush

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/29/17 at 11:25 am

How stupid. There's no hair growing on floors.

Feather duster

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/17 at 12:30 pm

Just shakes the dust around!

Drain Unblocker

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/31/17 at 5:25 pm

All they do is burn your retinas when splashed.

Steam iron

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/17 at 6:02 am

Don't mixed water with electricity

Step ladder

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/17 at 4:36 pm

Watch your step.

Cat litter box

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/17 at 4:38 pm

Watch your step.

Soldering iron

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/17 at 6:02 pm

Watch your step, really.

Gloves

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/17 at 1:35 pm

Not many enough!

Sewing Machine

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/05/17 at 1:42 pm

Watch your fingers

Seal-a-Meal

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/17 at 2:23 pm

I don't eat seal!

Gas oven

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/17 at 7:43 pm

One false move and "Ka-boom!"

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/07/17 at 9:56 am


One false move and "Ka-boom!"
...and the next household product please?

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/07/17 at 4:32 pm

Furniture polish

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/17 at 12:56 pm

Slippery when wet

Ketchup

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/17 at 4:18 pm

The vinegar smell beomes overpowering when the ketchup is not refrigerated.

Deep fryer

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/14/17 at 3:55 am

Too deep for me.

Electric drill

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/14/17 at 3:49 pm

Don't like them at the dental office, don't like them in the yard.

Blue Ray DVR

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/17 at 11:54 am

Too expensive, already have DVD Player

Tea Cup

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/17 at 12:36 pm

Too small for any other beverage

Microwave

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/17 at 2:03 pm

Too small for my dinners!

Vacuum cleaner

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: GypsyRoad on 12/13/17 at 2:19 pm

Too noisy



Windex

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/17 at 5:16 am

Still need a cloth to scrub!

broom

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/17 at 4:36 pm

A rake would sweep better.

Front load washer and dryer

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/15/17 at 5:47 am

Back breaking!

Wardrobes

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/15/17 at 6:53 pm

I don't have one.

Flashlight

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/29/17 at 5:59 am

Only found on your mobile now!

Bleach

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/29/17 at 7:43 pm

Destroys colored clothes and splashes in your eyes.

Swiffer Wet Jet

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/06/18 at 1:22 pm

Just use a cloth and water!

Cotton Buds

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/10/18 at 10:41 pm

Cotton Balls are better.

Pooper Scoopers



Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: d90 on 03/25/18 at 9:19 pm

Poop is gross

Dental floss

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/26/18 at 12:54 pm

Plaque is gross too.

Tweezers

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/18 at 1:25 pm

No use if your fingers cannot hold them!

Flower Pots

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/16/18 at 11:02 am

No use without a plant

Soda Stream

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/20/18 at 8:29 am

Too fizzy and rots your stomach!

Saucepan

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/05/18 at 3:59 pm

Melts in temperatures in excess of 500 Degrees.

Bug spray

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/18 at 2:56 pm

Bugs become immune to it!

Feather Duster

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 08/14/18 at 5:50 pm

It only spreads the dust around.

Brooms

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/18 at 4:26 pm

It only spreads the dust around.

Carpets

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/18 at 9:58 pm

If you like vacuuming several times a day...

Blue-Ray DVDs

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/18 at 7:42 am

Too expensive, just borrow from friends.

Lightbulbs

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/18 at 10:49 pm

The long lasting ones are the most expensive.

Halloween candy

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/18 at 3:10 pm

Rots the teeth!

Saucepan

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/18 at 10:48 pm

Turns into sauce if you leave it burning on the stove.

Laundry baskets

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/18 at 1:31 pm

Where does that clothing come from?

Gas Stove

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/18 at 2:27 pm

Ka-boom!

Shampoo

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/18 at 4:50 pm

Still gets in your eyes!

Coffee Cups

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/18 at 4:55 pm

No matter how careful you are, several get broken in a week.

Napkins

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/18 at 9:52 am

Use a tissue instead!

Remote Control

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/23/18 at 1:37 pm

You can't find it when you need it most (e.g.: Any political speeches)

Smartphone

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/18 at 1:41 pm

You can't find it when you need it most

Bucket or pail

Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/23/18 at 1:46 pm

The more you fill it with water, the heavier it gets.

Bookcase

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