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Subject: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:40 am
My turn....
Cheer
I'm still waiting for the cleaning product for Emos, Gloom!
;D
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 2:20 pm
Uh.... Pepsi
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: coqueta83 on 04/26/09 at 7:37 pm
I used to drink way too much Pepsi and other sodas! :P
Trix cereal
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 7:39 pm
The rabbit isn't only silly, but pretty damn dumb why doesn't he just give it up already?
McDonalds
(You can bring it home)
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Red Ant on 04/26/09 at 8:58 pm
Eating McDonalds requires lots of TP and Pepto Bismol.
Product: Pepto Bismol
Ant
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:03 pm
Worst shade of pink, ever!
Next,,,
Tums
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/26/09 at 9:12 pm
Are people aware it's like eating chalk.
Crups coffee makers
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 9:52 pm
Crups? More like Craps Coffee Makers...
Charmin Toilet Paper
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 7:31 pm
Why would bears need toilet paper?
Dixie Cups
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/09/09 at 8:37 pm
Doesn't hold liquids goods.
Windex
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 05/10/09 at 7:41 am
Only good in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"... Smears my windows though...
Windows (Operating System)
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/12/09 at 6:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfsr8BBdA8&feature=related
Next....
Linux
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 05/13/09 at 12:36 pm
Their symbol is a penguin... Meaning their software probably "freezes" more than any other kind on the market...
Fruit Of The Loom
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/21/09 at 8:04 pm
What about veggies?
V-8
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Brigitte on 05/21/09 at 8:12 pm
liquid vegetables! You must be joking!
Cheese Whiz
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/23/09 at 3:43 am
The name says in all.
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 1:20 am
Constipates me
Philips Milk of Magnesia
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 06/09/09 at 11:28 am
But it's not real milk!
Next....
Milk
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: woops on 06/09/09 at 12:09 pm
only good for cereal
Goldfish crackers
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 06/09/09 at 10:41 pm
They don't actually taste like fish! (I suppose that's for the better)
Smirnoff Vodka
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:16 pm
Apparently gave everyone too bad of a hangover to come up with a responce
Q-Tips
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 9:47 am
Hurt when put too far in the ear.
Windex
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/08/15 at 12:29 am
The D in Ammonia D must mean "death".
Febreeze
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:17 am
Has an awful pungent aroma.
Ugg Boots
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:47 pm
The name sounds like someone vomiting.
Pledge
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: d90 on 11/30/15 at 10:18 am
I Never used pledge.
Bacon
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 1:35 pm
Too rash for me!
Tomatoes
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/17 at 1:45 pm
Full of the wrong proteins
Scrubbing Brush
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/18/17 at 11:04 pm
Gets too dirty after two uses.
Sham-Wow!
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/25/17 at 9:23 am
More sham than wow! (never heard of it!)
Bread Maker
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/25/17 at 6:53 pm
Cheaper to buy a loaf.
Hand blender
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/26/17 at 9:10 am
Have you ever blended your hand?
Floor Brush
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/29/17 at 11:25 am
How stupid. There's no hair growing on floors.
Feather duster
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/17 at 12:30 pm
Just shakes the dust around!
Drain Unblocker
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/31/17 at 5:25 pm
All they do is burn your retinas when splashed.
Steam iron
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/17 at 6:02 am
Don't mixed water with electricity
Step ladder
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/17 at 4:36 pm
Watch your step.
Cat litter box
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/17 at 4:38 pm
Watch your step.
Soldering iron
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/17 at 6:02 pm
Watch your step, really.
Gloves
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/17 at 1:35 pm
Not many enough!
Sewing Machine
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/05/17 at 1:42 pm
Watch your fingers
Seal-a-Meal
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/17 at 2:23 pm
I don't eat seal!
Gas oven
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/17 at 7:43 pm
One false move and "Ka-boom!"
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/07/17 at 9:56 am
One false move and "Ka-boom!"
...and the next household product please?
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/07/17 at 4:32 pm
Furniture polish
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/17 at 12:56 pm
Slippery when wet
Ketchup
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/09/17 at 4:18 pm
The vinegar smell beomes overpowering when the ketchup is not refrigerated.
Deep fryer
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/14/17 at 3:55 am
Too deep for me.
Electric drill
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/14/17 at 3:49 pm
Don't like them at the dental office, don't like them in the yard.
Blue Ray DVR
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/17 at 11:54 am
Too expensive, already have DVD Player
Tea Cup
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/17 at 12:36 pm
Too small for any other beverage
Microwave
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/17 at 2:03 pm
Too small for my dinners!
Vacuum cleaner
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: GypsyRoad on 12/13/17 at 2:19 pm
Too noisy
Windex
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/17 at 5:16 am
Still need a cloth to scrub!
broom
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/17 at 4:36 pm
A rake would sweep better.
Front load washer and dryer
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/15/17 at 5:47 am
Back breaking!
Wardrobes
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/15/17 at 6:53 pm
I don't have one.
Flashlight
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/29/17 at 5:59 am
Only found on your mobile now!
Bleach
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/29/17 at 7:43 pm
Destroys colored clothes and splashes in your eyes.
Swiffer Wet Jet
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/06/18 at 1:22 pm
Just use a cloth and water!
Cotton Buds
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/10/18 at 10:41 pm
Cotton Balls are better.
Pooper Scoopers
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: d90 on 03/25/18 at 9:19 pm
Poop is gross
Dental floss
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/26/18 at 12:54 pm
Plaque is gross too.
Tweezers
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/18 at 1:25 pm
No use if your fingers cannot hold them!
Flower Pots
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/16/18 at 11:02 am
No use without a plant
Soda Stream
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/20/18 at 8:29 am
Too fizzy and rots your stomach!
Saucepan
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/05/18 at 3:59 pm
Melts in temperatures in excess of 500 Degrees.
Bug spray
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/18 at 2:56 pm
Bugs become immune to it!
Feather Duster
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 08/14/18 at 5:50 pm
It only spreads the dust around.
Brooms
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/18 at 4:26 pm
It only spreads the dust around.
Carpets
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/18 at 9:58 pm
If you like vacuuming several times a day...
Blue-Ray DVDs
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/18 at 7:42 am
Too expensive, just borrow from friends.
Lightbulbs
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/24/18 at 10:49 pm
The long lasting ones are the most expensive.
Halloween candy
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/18 at 3:10 pm
Rots the teeth!
Saucepan
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/18 at 10:48 pm
Turns into sauce if you leave it burning on the stove.
Laundry baskets
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/18 at 1:31 pm
Where does that clothing come from?
Gas Stove
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/18 at 2:27 pm
Ka-boom!
Shampoo
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/18 at 4:50 pm
Still gets in your eyes!
Coffee Cups
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/18 at 4:55 pm
No matter how careful you are, several get broken in a week.
Napkins
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/18 at 9:52 am
Use a tissue instead!
Remote Control
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/23/18 at 1:37 pm
You can't find it when you need it most (e.g.: Any political speeches)
Smartphone
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/18 at 1:41 pm
You can't find it when you need it most
Bucket or pail
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/23/18 at 1:46 pm
The more you fill it with water, the heavier it gets.
Bookcase
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/19 at 12:39 pm
Gets full too often!
Paper Shredder
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/14/19 at 4:19 pm
It should be call "everything shredder".
Q-tips
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/19 at 9:36 am
A list of do's and don'ts is not provided.
Duvet covers
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/19 at 7:49 pm
Dogs are tempted to poop on them.
Toothpicks
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/19 at 6:08 am
You always pick and choose the wrong tooth.
Calculator
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/19 at 2:33 pm
I hate math.
Refrigerator
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/26/19 at 2:15 pm
I cannot fit in it on a hot summers day
Washing Powder
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/26/19 at 3:46 pm
Never heard of it. (I think you mean powder detergent)
Coffee pot
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/19 at 4:31 pm
Assists in making coffee congeal over a matter of weeks
Feather Duster
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/10/19 at 5:21 pm
It spreads dust, not get rid of it.
Self-cleaning oven
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/19 at 5:37 pm
It still needs to be switched in to clean itself!
Fruit Bowl
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/14/19 at 12:01 am
Not a good Christmas present
radiator
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/14/19 at 5:53 am
Has to be kept been turned on
Dustpan
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/17/19 at 4:40 pm
It should be called a dirtpan.
wooden chairs
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/03/19 at 7:56 am
Still have to buy cushions to make them comfortable.
DVD Player
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/26/19 at 4:29 pm
Doesn't play some Blueray titles, even if the player specifies it plays Blueray DVDs.
mop
Subject: Re: Diss the household product/product above you.
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/19 at 10:31 am
Does not fit well into the corners.
Bleach