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Subject: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 10:58 am

Let's start it off with...

Wendy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:20 am

What's with the slogan "It's Way Better Than Fast Food...", it is fast food!!!


Wal-Mart

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 11:23 am

You think an evil company like that who has children in India working in sweat shops to make their sneakers would use something more appropriate as their symbol than  :) more like this...  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/asthanos.gif

Old Navy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:27 am

Ultra corny commercials, and pretty much a generic clothing store that nobody gives a  _____ about...


Fox broadcasting company

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 12:42 pm

Although they've made some great shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy, they've also made some dreck like "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

Exxon

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Red Ant on 05/29/09 at 1:33 am

One word: Valdez.

Verizon

Ant

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/29/09 at 7:18 am

Pretty much exactly the same as Sprint, AT&T, Altell, and the rest so why pick that one?

Dell

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 05/29/09 at 11:40 am

Computer brand that's been used for a taco shop and a long defunct comic book publishing company... anything original

McDonalds

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: anabel on 05/29/09 at 6:19 pm

May I quote Joe Pesci?  "They F@$# You In The Drive Thru!!"



How 'bout my company, Citibank?  :(

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/31/09 at 8:55 am

I feel more safe leaving my 1,000s of dollars in my closet than in a bank these days... (I wish I had 1,000s of dollars...)

Kenmore

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/09 at 6:10 pm

It should be called "Ken-less".

Macy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 12:05 am

I was never a big fan of brand named clothing lines...

Reebok

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 06/03/09 at 1:18 pm

A shoe brand nobody gives a ____ about anymore


Pizza Hut

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 1:31 pm

It could be worse... It could be Dominos

Dominos Pizza

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Brigitte on 06/05/09 at 7:29 am

8-P

Ford

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 9:00 am

http://creativesimplicity.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lemon.jpg

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 11:45 am

While the animation was great, pretty much lacked the humor of Warner Bros...though the only good movies they've done lately were with Pixar



Sony


Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:01 pm

I liked Game Cube better than their Playstation...

Starbucks

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 12:06 pm

The coffee house that pretty much invaded the world and caused extinction to 'mom n' pop' coffee houses


Olive Garden

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:18 pm

How many mafia undertones can a place have I mean "When you're here you're family" that pretty much just spells mob

Lazy Boy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/14 at 3:27 pm

Chair and chair alike

Xerox

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 10:52 pm

Mac has got you beat.

Foot Locker

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/15/14 at 3:11 pm

Not a big selection

Coca-Cola

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/15 at 9:50 am

Vile taste, pollutes the blood stream and harms the stomach.

Netflix

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/02/15 at 8:18 am

I have seen many of these movies before and don't care too watch them again.



Comcast

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/15 at 9:37 am

Never heard of them!

Microsoft

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/03/15 at 11:03 pm

Windows is too slow.


Lloyd's of London

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 7:11 am

Insurance, one big scam!

Walmart

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/04/15 at 7:49 am

Bad selection, poor quality, poor customer service (how much time do you have?)

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 8:01 am


Bad selection, poor quality, poor customer service (how much time do you have?)
...and the next company to diss?

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/04/15 at 8:25 am


...and the next company to diss


Target if you have one. Otherwise, Coca-Cola

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 9:31 am

Too much retail, not enough archery

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/05/15 at 10:27 am

Anti Jewish



Apple

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 4:11 am

Too many apps in Apple!

Farmer Joe's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:12 pm

Never heard of him.


Wendy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:16 pm

Burgers again!

Samsung

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:18 pm

The name has nothing to do with singing




Edward Jones

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:21 pm

Who is Edawrd Jones?

M.G.M

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:23 pm

Tom Cruise, need I say more?



I.B.M

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:31 pm

Specialise in old computers

Exxon Mobil

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:33 pm

Employs drunk captains



Carona

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:41 pm

Never heard of them!

Ford Motors

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 6:13 pm


Never heard of them!




Never heard of Corona
beer?

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 6:15 pm



Ford Motors


I can't a-Ford them.

Procter & Gamble (Head and Shoulders, Tide etc.)

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 6:33 pm


Never heard of Corona
beer?

Employs drunk captains



Carona
Slight misspelling...


I can't a-Ford them.

Procter & Gamble (Head and Shoulders, Tide etc.)
What about products for bald people!

United Parcel Service

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/06/15 at 10:28 pm


Slight misspelling...
What about products for bald people!

United Parcel Service


More like United Piss and Sell Service.

Kodak

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/15 at 2:44 am

Ha Ha!!

Mattel

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/08/15 at 3:13 pm

Not for grown-ups.

Pillsbury

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/08/15 at 4:33 pm

Their mascot is sometimes creepy.

Nintendo

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 9:21 am

Run out of game ideas

Medicare

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:34 pm

It's run by Fed-Gov. Of course

Boeing

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 2:35 pm

Fly-by-night prices

Twinings Tea

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:37 pm

Stupid name


Johnson & Johnson

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 2:41 pm

Now trading with a lethal powder

Nestlé

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:43 pm

They changed Quik's name and formula

Gerber

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/09/15 at 2:46 pm

They just try to find stuff for babies to try out that's good, but then realize it's gross.

Sega

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:48 pm

Why did they get rid of the guy that shouted "Sega!"


Rosetta Stone language DVDs

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/09/15 at 2:53 pm

You can just get Google Translate or language books to have you learn about different languages better than Rosetta Stone.

Apple

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:55 pm

Not the same company since Jobs died.

Holiday Inn

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/15 at 6:31 am

Only on holidays?

Pathmark

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/10/15 at 4:24 pm

Going down the wrong path


Sherwin Williams

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/15 at 9:38 am

Can't build a profit!

Cadbury's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/11/15 at 8:42 pm

No bunny likes them.

Warner Brothers

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/11/15 at 8:45 pm

They're kinda boring now.

Viacom

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/11/15 at 8:48 pm

The "V" is no longer deadly.

Adidas

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/15 at 2:32 am

Not enough clothing for too many sports.

Hasbro

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/13/15 at 10:25 pm

I'm too old for toys.



Nike

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/15 at 2:53 am

Gone For It!

Kellogg's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/16/15 at 5:27 pm

Too many mascots to keep track of.


Southwest Airlines

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/15 at 7:58 am

Do they go north?

NBC

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/17/15 at 2:39 pm

Nothing But Crap


CBS

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/15 at 3:58 am

Can't Broadcast Seriously

Wimpy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/27/15 at 10:04 pm

Harasses Popeye for hamburgers.


Sonic

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/15 at 4:15 am

Is hedgehog on the menu?

Zenith

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/15 at 5:59 pm

They're now called LG, which is a South Korean company.

Bose

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Ripley on 11/06/15 at 2:11 pm

A company whose name I have never heard before

Dollar General

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/15 at 5:04 pm

Not worth their name.

Eli Lilly And Company

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 4:49 am

Never heard of them!

IBM

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:02 pm


Never heard of them!

IBM


Eli Lilly is the pharmaceutical company responsible for Cialis.

IBM means Infinitely Big Money.

Heinz

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:33 am

Too windy!

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 12:36 pm

A dead Jew hater

Microsoft

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 3:56 am

Too many windows!

Pedigree Petfoods

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 4:39 pm

Expensive and bad for dogs

Orville Redenbacher

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/16 at 1:59 pm

The business went pop!

Hoover

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/14/16 at 7:09 pm

Sucks.

Chick-fil-a

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 9:05 am

Too much like polyfilla

IBM

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 02/15/16 at 9:13 am

A computer company that should've filed for bankruptcy now.

Screen Gems

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 12/03/16 at 1:30 pm

If they really were a gem for the screen I would of heard of them...

Royal Caribbean Cruise-line

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/16 at 10:34 am

Have you read the news about cruise ships lately?

angieslist.com

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 12/05/16 at 1:34 pm


Have you read the news about cruise ships lately?

angieslist.com


Worse reviews than a Youtube comment section

Honda

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/05/16 at 9:39 pm

Everything made after 2012 has been junk.

John Deere

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/30/17 at 5:32 am

Products to expensive!

Apple

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/05/18 at 10:38 pm

Too slow

Mr. Coffee

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/06/18 at 4:08 am

Should be called Mr. Mud

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/06/18 at 7:04 pm

I won't go anywhere that names itself after an anti-Semite.

Vick's Nyquil

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: wixness on 01/07/18 at 8:59 am

Probably a placebo

Intel

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/18 at 10:13 pm

Not inside

Breathe Right Nasal Strips

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/18 at 5:22 am

I can breathe without them

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/16/18 at 11:26 am

The evil Empire

Charles Schwab

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/18 at 3:30 pm

Who?

Sony

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 08/14/18 at 5:53 pm

Not as good as in the past

CBS

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/18 at 5:50 pm

What commercials on again?

NASA

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/18 at 9:42 pm

Most deaths of any space organization

Google

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/18 at 7:29 am

They know too much!

Ford

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/18 at 1:09 am

I can't af-Ford it.

Chevrolet

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/18 at 10:31 am

Better cars available elsewhere

Walmart

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/18 at 10:52 pm

You have to ask?

Cummins Engineering

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/15/18 at 9:35 am

Who are they?

Talk Talk

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/18 at 5:46 pm

Sounds like a rock group

Purina Pet Foods

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/22/18 at 10:08 am

Just horsemeat!

MGM

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/18 at 12:36 pm

DOA

Folger's


Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/18 at 12:40 am

A has-bean drink

Macy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/18 at 11:48 pm

Even their parade stinks

Kraft

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/02/18 at 5:00 pm

Too cheesy!

Ford

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/05/18 at 12:13 am

Their stadium is in Detroit.

Procter and Gamble

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/18 at 12:14 pm

All washed up in the soap!

Adidas

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/23/18 at 3:36 pm

You've seen one shoe company, you've seen them all.

Union Carbide

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/19 at 12:38 pm

Never heard of them, cannot not be international!

Uber Cabs

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/14/19 at 4:28 pm


Never heard of them, cannot not be international!

Uber Cabs


Actually they had headquarters in Australia and India. The Union Carbide in India, according to the lawsuit filed against the company, killed many residents due the
production of carcinogens.

Uber cabs

If you can afford them...

Boeing

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/19 at 9:29 am

The planes never when boing... ?

Nestlé

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/15/19 at 9:38 pm

Nazi sympathizers

Ferro Rocher

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/19 at 12:48 am

Too many nuts!

Amazon

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/19 at 8:05 pm

Can't buy anything online without a password

State Farm

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/19 at 4:40 am

Pay and you get nothing!

Cadbury's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/19 at 2:52 pm

They changed the original Chocolate Cream Egg recipe for the US

Hershey

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/12/19 at 9:35 am

Too much brain-freeze!

EMI

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/13/19 at 11:45 pm

DOA

Lenovo

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/14/19 at 6:41 am

Yet another Chinese phone company!

Sony

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/17/19 at 6:45 pm

Never recovered from that North Korea movie fiasco

Slush Puppy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/20 at 1:35 pm

Too much slush with no puppies!

CNN

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/05/20 at 1:47 pm

Can Not News

Capitol Records

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/20 at 3:13 am

Scratched now

Amazon

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/09/20 at 2:05 am

Does not employ super tall, super strong women, as name suggests.


Chick-Fil-A

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/09/20 at 8:03 am

Too much bread, not enough chicken

Fyffes

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: wixness on 07/09/20 at 3:32 pm

Huh?
IBM

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/12/20 at 3:38 pm

Only has primitive computers

Audi

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/20 at 5:53 pm

Only has German cars.

Nike

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/20 at 1:12 am

I don't play sports!

Subway

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/20 at 1:13 am

Not enough meat

In and Out burgers

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/20 at 1:48 am

Too far away

Microsoft

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/20 at 5:52 pm

Microstupid

Lime Away

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