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Subject: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 10:58 am

Let's start it off with...

Wendy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:20 am

What's with the slogan "It's Way Better Than Fast Food...", it is fast food!!!


Wal-Mart

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 11:23 am

You think an evil company like that who has children in India working in sweat shops to make their sneakers would use something more appropriate as their symbol than  :) more like this...  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/asthanos.gif

Old Navy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:27 am

Ultra corny commercials, and pretty much a generic clothing store that nobody gives a  _____ about...


Fox broadcasting company

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 12:42 pm

Although they've made some great shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy, they've also made some dreck like "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

Exxon

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Red Ant on 05/29/09 at 1:33 am

One word: Valdez.

Verizon

Ant

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/29/09 at 7:18 am

Pretty much exactly the same as Sprint, AT&T, Altell, and the rest so why pick that one?

Dell

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 05/29/09 at 11:40 am

Computer brand that's been used for a taco shop and a long defunct comic book publishing company... anything original

McDonalds

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: anabel on 05/29/09 at 6:19 pm

May I quote Joe Pesci?  "They F@$# You In The Drive Thru!!"



How 'bout my company, Citibank?  :(

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 05/31/09 at 8:55 am

I feel more safe leaving my 1,000s of dollars in my closet than in a bank these days... (I wish I had 1,000s of dollars...)

Kenmore

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/09 at 6:10 pm

It should be called "Ken-less".

Macy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 12:05 am

I was never a big fan of brand named clothing lines...

Reebok

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 06/03/09 at 1:18 pm

A shoe brand nobody gives a ____ about anymore


Pizza Hut

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 1:31 pm

It could be worse... It could be Dominos

Dominos Pizza

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Brigitte on 06/05/09 at 7:29 am

8-P

Ford

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 9:00 am

http://creativesimplicity.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lemon.jpg

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 11:45 am

While the animation was great, pretty much lacked the humor of Warner Bros...though the only good movies they've done lately were with Pixar



Sony


Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:01 pm

I liked Game Cube better than their Playstation...

Starbucks

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 12:06 pm

The coffee house that pretty much invaded the world and caused extinction to 'mom n' pop' coffee houses


Olive Garden

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:18 pm

How many mafia undertones can a place have I mean "When you're here you're family" that pretty much just spells mob

Lazy Boy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/14 at 3:27 pm

Chair and chair alike

Xerox

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 10:52 pm

Mac has got you beat.

Foot Locker

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/15/14 at 3:11 pm

Not a big selection

Coca-Cola

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/15 at 9:50 am

Vile taste, pollutes the blood stream and harms the stomach.

Netflix

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/02/15 at 8:18 am

I have seen many of these movies before and don't care too watch them again.



Comcast

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/15 at 9:37 am

Never heard of them!

Microsoft

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/03/15 at 11:03 pm

Windows is too slow.


Lloyd's of London

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 7:11 am

Insurance, one big scam!

Walmart

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/04/15 at 7:49 am

Bad selection, poor quality, poor customer service (how much time do you have?)

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 8:01 am


Bad selection, poor quality, poor customer service (how much time do you have?)
...and the next company to diss?

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/04/15 at 8:25 am


...and the next company to diss


Target if you have one. Otherwise, Coca-Cola

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 9:31 am

Too much retail, not enough archery

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/05/15 at 10:27 am

Anti Jewish



Apple

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 4:11 am

Too many apps in Apple!

Farmer Joe's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:12 pm

Never heard of him.


Wendy's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:16 pm

Burgers again!

Samsung

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:18 pm

The name has nothing to do with singing




Edward Jones

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:21 pm

Who is Edawrd Jones?

M.G.M

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:23 pm

Tom Cruise, need I say more?



I.B.M

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:31 pm

Specialise in old computers

Exxon Mobil

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:33 pm

Employs drunk captains



Carona

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:41 pm

Never heard of them!

Ford Motors

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 6:13 pm


Never heard of them!




Never heard of Corona
beer?

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 6:15 pm



Ford Motors


I can't a-Ford them.

Procter & Gamble (Head and Shoulders, Tide etc.)

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 6:33 pm


Never heard of Corona
beer?

Employs drunk captains



Carona
Slight misspelling...


I can't a-Ford them.

Procter & Gamble (Head and Shoulders, Tide etc.)
What about products for bald people!

United Parcel Service

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/06/15 at 10:28 pm


Slight misspelling...
What about products for bald people!

United Parcel Service


More like United Piss and Sell Service.

Kodak

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/15 at 2:44 am

Ha Ha!!

Mattel

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/08/15 at 3:13 pm

Not for grown-ups.

Pillsbury

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/08/15 at 4:33 pm

Their mascot is sometimes creepy.

Nintendo

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 9:21 am

Run out of game ideas

Medicare

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:34 pm

It's run by Fed-Gov. Of course

Boeing

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 2:35 pm

Fly-by-night prices

Twinings Tea

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:37 pm

Stupid name


Johnson & Johnson

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 2:41 pm

Now trading with a lethal powder

Nestlé

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:43 pm

They changed Quik's name and formula

Gerber

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/09/15 at 2:46 pm

They just try to find stuff for babies to try out that's good, but then realize it's gross.

Sega

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:48 pm

Why did they get rid of the guy that shouted "Sega!"


Rosetta Stone language DVDs

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/09/15 at 2:53 pm

You can just get Google Translate or language books to have you learn about different languages better than Rosetta Stone.

Apple

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:55 pm

Not the same company since Jobs died.

Holiday Inn

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/15 at 6:31 am

Only on holidays?

Pathmark

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/10/15 at 4:24 pm

Going down the wrong path


Sherwin Williams

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/15 at 9:38 am

Can't build a profit!

Cadbury's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/11/15 at 8:42 pm

No bunny likes them.

Warner Brothers

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/11/15 at 8:45 pm

They're kinda boring now.

Viacom

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/11/15 at 8:48 pm

The "V" is no longer deadly.

Adidas

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/15 at 2:32 am

Not enough clothing for too many sports.

Hasbro

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/13/15 at 10:25 pm

I'm too old for toys.



Nike

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/15 at 2:53 am

Gone For It!

Kellogg's

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/16/15 at 5:27 pm

Too many mascots to keep track of.


Southwest Airlines

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/15 at 7:58 am

Do they go north?

NBC

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/17/15 at 2:39 pm

Nothing But Crap


CBS

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/15 at 3:58 am

Can't Broadcast Seriously

Wimpy

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/27/15 at 10:04 pm

Harasses Popeye for hamburgers.


Sonic

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/15 at 4:15 am

Is hedgehog on the menu?

Zenith

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/15 at 5:59 pm

They're now called LG, which is a South Korean company.

Bose

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Ripley on 11/06/15 at 2:11 pm

A company whose name I have never heard before

Dollar General

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/15 at 5:04 pm

Not worth their name.

Eli Lilly And Company

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 4:49 am

Never heard of them!

IBM

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:02 pm


Never heard of them!

IBM


Eli Lilly is the pharmaceutical company responsible for Cialis.

IBM means Infinitely Big Money.

Heinz

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:33 am

Too windy!

Disney

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 12:36 pm

A dead Jew hater

Microsoft

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 3:56 am

Too many windows!

Pedigree Petfoods

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 4:39 pm

Expensive and bad for dogs

Orville Redenbacher

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/16 at 1:59 pm

The business went pop!

Hoover

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/14/16 at 7:09 pm

Sucks.

Chick-fil-a

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 9:05 am

Too much like polyfilla

IBM

Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above

Written By: Baltimoreian on 02/15/16 at 9:13 am

A computer company that should've filed for bankruptcy now.

Screen Gems

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