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Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 06/30/17 at 9:45 pm

List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice.

B

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/30/17 at 9:50 pm

Bring your child to work, every day!

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 06/30/17 at 10:08 pm

Call your boss @ 1am and demand a raise;carry on until he blows up :D

D

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/30/17 at 10:14 pm

Drink beer to your heart's content

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 06/30/17 at 10:15 pm

Erase everything on your bosses computer and try to lie and say someone else did it... When he checks the footage and sees its you,start laughing like a 2yo...

F

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/01/17 at 10:12 pm

Failing to follow directions

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 07/02/17 at 1:11 pm

Give your assigned work to someone else,tell them your sick of the boss giving the orders..... Goto his office and start commanding him.......

H

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/02/17 at 5:00 pm

Holding out on important meetings because of "ADD".

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 07/02/17 at 10:20 pm

Invite your friends in your band to come and practice every day..

J

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/17 at 11:09 pm

Joke about your manager's pet hamster

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 07/04/17 at 11:27 pm

Kick other people around the office,tell them your boss told you to do it........ When the boss gets there wearing a disguise,kick HIM w/o first finding out who it is;carry on like a 2yo :D

L

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/17 at 11:31 pm

Lounge around like a lounge lizard

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/04/17 at 11:52 pm

Messing around with the boss's wife

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/17 at 9:37 am

Nagging nonsense on the telephone

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 08/12/17 at 4:27 am

Opening a can of worms (so to speak) with the employees about the boss and then calling your boss @ 3am and telling him your on thier side... Call him all kinds of names;carry on :D

P

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/17 at 4:23 am

Precisely do that, open a can of worms in the office.

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 09/04/17 at 6:57 pm

Quickly spread the trash all over the office and when your bosses BOSS comes in,tell him your boss did it as he was mad... WHEN THE BOSS'S BOSS MAKES YOU THE NEW BOSS,spill the beans....... :D

R

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/17 at 8:34 am

Recruit new consultants without the bosses permission.

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/17 at 9:03 pm

Sneezing in your boss' face...several times.

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/17 at 7:49 am

Totally refusing to do a routine important task of the day.

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/17 at 9:14 pm

Using the PC to download porn and/or weapons websites

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 09/22/17 at 10:28 pm

Violate every company rule and when the boss calls you on it,laugh and tell him you will do as you please...

W

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/24/17 at 5:45 pm

Working after hours without authorization

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/25/17 at 11:17 pm

X-Rays, the misuse of

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 09/26/17 at 5:38 pm

Yelling at everyone telling them the boss told you to....

Z

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/17 at 9:43 am

Zed noises from the committee room?

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/29/17 at 8:51 pm

Annoy your boss while he is talking to his superiors.

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/17 at 12:22 pm

Back all views towards bankruptcy

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/17 at 7:25 pm

Coming to work about 4 hours too late without calling.

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/17 at 10:10 am

Daydreaming constantly

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 10/18/17 at 3:44 pm

Eavesdropping on your bosses private call and accidently releasing the MUTE button while your laughing and saying mean things about the person he is talking to.. (His boss) -- Ah man!!

F

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/25/17 at 5:13 am

Framing the secretary

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 10/26/17 at 6:33 pm

Giving eveyone a raise;forging your bosses name to thier stubs and then breaking the news to him days later.......

H

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/17 at 1:37 pm

Hand in the notices for all the members of staff

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 10/28/17 at 4:41 am

Hehee that would surely do it ;D

Ignore your boss and do everything the way YOU WANT and when his boss comes in and says what a good job you did and gives you a huge raise,tell him you ignored your boss case he is an idiot,etc and did it your own way,carry on,etc......... (Tell his boss what an idiot he is also)

J

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/17 at 6:05 am

Join the same masonic lodge as your boss, and spread malicious rumours.

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/29/17 at 11:31 am

Klu Klux Klan demonstrations (at least I hope those bigots lose their jobs)

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/17 at 12:32 pm

Leave all the work for others to do.

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 10/31/17 at 5:52 pm

Make fun of your boss NOT KNOWING HE IS STANDING BEHIND YOU . Cut him down,etc....

N

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/17 at 9:13 am

Not turning up to work for over 5 years

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/17 at 5:57 pm

Ordering co-workers to break office rules

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/17 at 2:34 pm

Photo-booming the photocopier

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/02/17 at 6:13 pm

Quitting (of course)

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: annimal on 11/02/17 at 8:40 pm

rubbing your nose and not washing your hands before handling food.

just started talking about all the clean food handling stuff today at training

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/02/17 at 9:00 pm

Sitting on the company  toilet for all 8 hours of your work day

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: annimal on 11/02/17 at 9:53 pm

^only 8 hours?

Subject: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Dude111 on 11/03/17 at 2:21 am

Talking loudly ALL DAY and bothering everyone....

U

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/17 at 2:42 am


^only 8 hours?
Not enough time!

Subject: Re: How to lose work...ABCs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/17 at 2:46 am


Talking loudly ALL DAY and bothering everyone....

U
Under performance at the team bonding meeting

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