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Actor Wyatt Knight, who played the role of Tommy Turner in the Porky's trilogy, passed away; his body was discovered on October 26th, at the age of 56.

Knight's most memorable screen moment was probably the "glory hole" scene in Porky's, where he slipped through the fingers of Phys Ed instructor Beulah Balbricker.  This was followed by a knock-down hilarious scene where Ms. Balbricker demanded that Tommy Turner be subjected to a rather unique form of a police lineup.   ;D

Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

Sadly many of the Porky's cast have passed away too soon.  The actors who portrayed Porky, Ms Balbricker, Principal Carter, Coach Goodenough and now Tommy Turner have all passed on.  This film seems to have been cursed.  :-\\

RIP Wyatt Knight.  Thanks for all the laughs.   :)

Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.


I know this is completely unorthodox in a funeral thread, but please, can we call it a tallywhacker?

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RIP, everyone in this scene.  Even out of context, it stands on its own as epic side-splitting hilarity.

Will they ever re-make a Porky's in 2011? ???

Bubba Smith and Wyatt Knight die the same week.  Bobcat Goldthwaite tests his blood pressure nervously!
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