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I also love the free college degree offers when I already have two ;D
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Heck, I've thought about getting one of those veterinary degrees in my spare time.  My dog and cat talked me out of it though.   ;)

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You're right, but I sure wouldn't mind losing weight I don't have and enlarging my breasts... :)
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Enlarge your breasts and get lots more friends?   ;)

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Heck, I've thought about getting one of those veterinary degrees in my spare time.  My dog and cat talked me out of it though.   ;)
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;D ;DGood one. :D

Seriously though, the email spamming frenzy has gotten way out of control.  At the high point last year, I was getting a minimum 40-50/day!  I finally had to change my email address and learned to never give it out unless I personally know the person I'm giving it to.  Thats seems to be working for now.  I just use a free hotmail account with the filters turned on high.

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;D ;DGood one. :D

Seriously though, the email spamming frenzy has gotten way out of control.  At the high point last year, I was getting a minimum 40-50/day!  I finally had to change my email address and learned to never give it out unless I personally know the person I'm giving it to.  Thats seems to be working for now.  I just use a free hotmail account with the filters turned on high.
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Believe me, I learned my lesson very quickly giving out my home e-mail address freely.  I use hotmail or yahoo now...and it's nothing for me to get 50-60 or more e-mails a day between the two of them.  Most of them are never even opened, just deleted.

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I don't know about you guys and gals, but I'm really tired of opening my e-mails and getting offers to have Viagra delivered discreetly to my door and other ads offering to enlarge areas of my anatomy that I don't even have.

You're told not to click to take yourself off their mailing list because that would cause even more spam...I tell ya, you just can't win.

;D   ;)
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Um. This is totally unrelated to the topic. but your avatar is really cute :) :D ;D

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Um. This is totally unrelated to the topic. but your avatar is really cute :) :D ;D
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Thanks, L'Etranger.   :D

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We don't get too many ads (which I am grateful for) but I know a bunch of people who send me all those things that says, "Send this to 10 people you know." I get some of them several times. I just hit, delete, delete, delete. I have told them over and over again NOT to send it to me but they still do. But I will admit, some of them are good. ;)

Cat
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And most of those sappy ones that say send to 1000 of your closest friends say "send it back to me if you really care"....I don't even bother with those either.  Those are worse than spam.    Or how about the ones that say you're gonna die if you don't send it out to other people?  I'm still here.   ;D

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I just checked my email and of the 103 messages I received since 9 am, 79 of them were deleted right away.  I get stuff on how to pass a drug test, HGH, underage (or barely legal) websites, etc.  Now, I don't do drugs, have no desire to be bigger or look at any naked women (of any age).  I also added 3 more rules, so hopefully, some of the stuff that still gets through won't.

What about regular snail-mail?  I get at least 10-15 pieces of mail a day and most of it is junk mail.  Yesterday, I got 3 offers for Maxim magazine, all in MY name.   ;D
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Maxim?  LMAO!  And I agree about the ads with naked women...why in the world would I wanna look at that?   ;)

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Maxim?  LMAO!  And I agree about the ads with naked women...why in the world would I wanna look at that?   ;)

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Yep!  The hubby already gets 2 of these that I have to constantly pick up from around the house where he leaves them, but they are in HIS name.  Why in the heck these would come in MY name, I have no clue.  Now if it was PlayGirl... ;)

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Yes I have.  I have also heard about a new drug for women that is similar to Viagra for men.  I guess it is for those of us with little/no sex drive.  I need to get me some of those!! ;)
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Avlimil~it's on it's way to my mail box. I'll let ya know. ;D ::) Couldn't be something to do with having three kids? :P

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Avlimil~it's on it's way to my mail box. I'll let ya know. ;D ::) Couldn't be something to do with having three kids? :P
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probably not ;)  maybe it's just that I'm getting old ::)

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probably not ;)  maybe it's just that I'm getting old ::)
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We ladies are not getting older...just better...I keep telling myself that.  I'm getting better.  No, really...I'm getting better... ;)

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We ladies are not getting older...just better...I keep telling myself that.  I'm getting better.  No, really...I'm getting better... ;)
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I'm getting better.  I'm getting better.  I'm getting better.  I'm getting batter.  I'm getting bitter.  DANG!  I'll keep trying... ;D

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Ok this is kinda off the subject but I just thought of it:
Guys have u ever heard of some kinda drug....or,excuse me, "naturally herb" that makes guys have...uh..... "multiples" ?    :o   I thought that was kinda weird
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Er !

No !  Sounds like fun !  You know my PM address if you get another message !  :P ;D

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What about regular snail-mail?  I get at least 10-15 pieces of mail a day and most of it is junk mail.  Yesterday, I got 3 offers for Maxim magazine, all in MY name.   ;D
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Back in the dark ages when I was married, I belonged to a magazine service. I paid one fee and got I don't know how many magazines-all in my name. I figured my husband would probably like a few of them so he got some like Penthouse. Then I moved away but I was still getting his magazines-which were still in my name. At the time, I was single again and recieving Penthouse Magazine. I sure people were really wondering about me.  ;)



Cat

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I'm getting better.  I'm getting better.  I'm getting better.  I'm getting batter.  I'm getting bitter.  DANG!  I'll keep trying... ;D
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I love it!  Better, batter, bitter...sounds like me.   ;D

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Avlimil~it's on it's way to my mail box. I'll let ya know. ;D ::) Couldn't be something to do with having three kids? :P
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I figure, I'll give it another 4 years, then I'll be at my "peak"  and all my kids will be in school.  If it's no better then, I'll try it.  Who knows, if it works for you, maybe I'll try it sooner ;D

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My current favorite is the "Make $10,000 a Week" off the net.  What's cool about this one is the 'ticklers' they're sending me.
Dear... We sent you a letter recently offering you the job of your dream...

Has anyone, ever, in the history of spam actually bought whatever junk or bogus scam was being sold?  I doubt it.  
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No.

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I enjoy getting porno in my e-mail.
But I won't click on it,I just view and delete.

One time,I thought it was something about
spycameras,turns out it was a web site to teen boobs! :o

Howard
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I'll just bet you hated seeing that!  The horror!!   :D

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My current favorite is the "Make $10,000 a Week" off the net.  What's cool about this one is the 'ticklers' they're sending me.
Dear... We sent you a letter recently offering you the job of your dream...

Has anyone, ever, in the history of spam actually bought whatever junk or bogus scam was being sold?  I doubt it.  
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I always enjoy the ones that call me by my first name and say..."I can't believe you would let this guaranteed money-making opportunity pass you by!"     :)

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We have a new spam filter at work in the first half hour it registered 860 spams !
Do you think they deliberatly send the spams to the wrong sex?? I get all the penis enlargement ones too !?!

Oh and as an aside to Dagny's woman and horse we had a reader leave a rucksack behind in the library it contained a porno calendar two pictures of a tortoise and some bateries !!!! Strangely enuogh they've never come back to claim it ................
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Porno calendar, pictures of a turtle, and batteries...this sounds so wrong on so many levels.   :o  :D

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Porno calendar, pictures of a turtle, and batteries...this sounds so wrong on so many levels.   :o  :D
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It certainly does. :o

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I'll just bet you hated seeing that!  The horror!!   :D
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I found it very tasteful.
and delicious.
Nah,just kidding. ;D mmmm...boobies!

Howard

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The other day I got spam addressed to my cat,I don't remember what the email was about but it wasn't even pet-related. Maybe he's trying to get his degree, I don't know!
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LMAO. That is a classic.




Cat

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Heck, I've thought about getting one of those veterinary degrees in my spare time.  My dog and cat talked me out of it though.   ;)
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OK, now that was funny!!

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My spam includes some from a guy named "Dan" who is always asking if I would like to work from home or make more money...I just delete 'em and roll on. My supervisor at work for some reason is always receiving porn-related items and offers....she doesn't surf for porn. At least, I don't think she does? :o We have tried all kinds of rules and filters but somehow something always seems to find it's way into her inbox. ???
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I have a work e-mail account and I haven't been spammed once.  I receive about 20 e-mails a day on the account, but most of them are from inside the company.  I've only used it outside the company to e-mail customer service at UPS.  I don't know if I'm spam free because I haven't used the account to, say, order something off E-Bay, or because of the organizations filters.  I know we have some pretty strict firewalls.

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I have a work e-mail account and I haven't been spammed once.  I receive about 20 e-mails a day on the account, but most of them are from inside the company.  I've only used it outside the company to e-mail customer service at UPS.  I don't know if I'm spam free because I haven't used the account to, say, order something off E-Bay, or because of the organizations filters.  I know we have some pretty strict firewalls.
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I keep getting e-mail after e-mail regarding some foreign guy(s)
named Dr.Ahmad Shabeeb(made-up name)
from South Africa and he wants to transfer his money to my bank
account and then later he comes to my country(USA)and takes it out again.Does anyone get such nonsense? ::)

Howard
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I've had that one too.It was on T.V over here last week being denounced as a huge scam. What a surprise !!

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I've had that one too.It was on T.V over here last week being denounced as a huge scam. What a surprise !!
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and Gis,still they keep sending me e-mail after e-mail telling me this letter is"URGENT"and so on and so forth.But the thing is,who was writing these letters,the foreigners themselves or somebody else,perhaps?

Howard

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Copied and pasted:   :)

My name is Spam. Spam I Am. I have some stuff I'd like to sell. Take a look! It's really swell!

I do not want your worthless spam. I do not want it, Spam I Am.

Spam I Am: $500 software that really rocks! Just 20 bucks--still in the box!

You are really full of bunk. I do not want your bootleg junk! I do not want your worthless Spam. I do not want it Spam I Am.

Spam I Am: How about some fast cash? Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!

How stupid do you think I am? I won't join your shady scam. You are a sucker, you silly b!tch. If it worked, we'd all be rich! I do not want your worthless spam. I do not want it Spam I Am.

Spam I Am: Check out this great idea of mine! For Web Hosting and Design!

I went to your site; it really sucks! For this you're charging lots of bucks? You could at least learn to spell. Why don't you just go to he!!. I do not want your worthless spam. I do not want it Spam I Am.

Don't pretend your ads are new. You insult us when you do. I won't buy your worthless stocks. Our heads are not full of rocks Stop it Spam. Enough's enough. I do not want your trashy stuff! I do not want your d@mn spam! I do not want it Spam I Am!

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That was excellent,girl! ;D

Howard

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That was excellent,girl! ;D

Howard
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I wish I could take credit.  I copied and pasted it from another site.    ;)

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Er !

No !  Sounds like fun !  You know my PM address if you get another message !  :P ;D
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Now Fuss.  You know you don't really need a drug for...um...'multiple' stuff.  Just a very skilled partner.  If you're that interested...we'll talk later, K? ;) ;D :o :o



I heard somewhere that when you enter your e-mail address on a website anywhere, you leave yourself open to spam.  The site may not necessarily be selling your address, but a spy program my be illegally harvesting it.

That's why I have a Yahoo address for buying stuff, newsletters ect.  Only four people in the whole world have my home address, and I'm very careful who I give it out to.

I've been job searching online, and I get a lot of SPAM that look like responses fromt the subject line.  I hate that.  It tricks me into opening the darn thing, thinking I can set up an interview.

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I read somewhere that a SPAMmer only needs a 1% response rate to make back his/her initial investment, and make a profit.

And I'm guessing the people who do respond (for everything that's not porn-related) are newbies who don't know any better.  What a way to learn a lesson.

As for porn, there will always be a market for that.  ::)
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Betta   up to 26 physical contractions during climax
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26??  They only gave me 20!   >:(
;)

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I used to go to porno sites and after a year later,I stopped and I keep getting a truckload of em'after a year later.some of them are about"watching a girl get off with a horse,incest,poking,shaving,etc....It's annoying. >:(

Howard
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My mother keeps getting those types of emails and she's never even visited any porn sites. She usually goes on Christian websites!  :P

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My mother keeps getting those types of emails and she's never even visited any porn sites. She usually goes on Christian websites!  :P
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believe me bagpipe,I had my share of visiting porno sites a few years ago.I felt after a while that it was so stupid just staring at a computer and getting happy at a naked woman.Besides,it was creating too much stuff on my laptop.

Howard

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Well, I just received an e-mail (which landed in my junk mail folder) for bust enhancement.  I think this is the first time I have ever received an e-mail intended for the opposite sex…
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You want the *penis enlargment* spam instead Don?
I mean, I'm 17, female and don't believe in that *inhancement* crap anyway


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I get those things all the time!